1. Previously on The West Wing:Copy !req
2. I need a doctor!Copy !req
3. I need help!Copy !req
4. Single gunshot wound.Copy !req
5. left fifth
intercostal spaceCopy !req
6. Is it serious?Copy !req
7. Yes, it's critical.Copy !req
8. I've gotten a lot of callsCopy !req
9. about pieces people want to do
on how staffersCopy !req
10. are handling the shooting
in the aftermath.Copy !req
11. Psychological?
Yeah.Copy !req
12. How did that bullet
not kill you?Copy !req
13. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
14. We don't know what the
injury count is yet.Copy !req
15. Hi.Copy !req
16. Hiya, Josh.Copy !req
17. Hi.Copy !req
18. I'm Stanley Keyworth.Copy !req
19. This is Kaytha Trask.Copy !req
20. Josh Lyman.Copy !req
21. Hi.Copy !req
22. Do I call you Doctor?Copy !req
23. Sorry?Copy !req
24. Is it Dr. Keyworth?Copy !req
25. Oh, whatever you want.Copy !req
26. You can call me Stanley
if you want.Copy !req
27. And Doctor...? I'm sorry.Copy !req
28. Trask, but it's not Doctor.Copy !req
29. I'm not a psychologist.Copy !req
30. Kaytha is training
as a traumatologist.Copy !req
31. I was wondering why
there were two of you.Copy !req
32. Kaytha's training.Copy !req
33. You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
34. No.Copy !req
35. What happened
to your hand?Copy !req
36. I, uh... I cut it
putting down a glass.Copy !req
37. It broke?Copy !req
38. Yeah.Copy !req
39. The glass broke?Copy !req
40. Yeah.Copy !req
41. Well, uh, let me tell you
a little about who we are.Copy !req
42. Sure.Copy !req
43. We're from ATVA.Copy !req
44. Yeah.Copy !req
45. That's The America
Trauma Victims Association.Copy !req
46. Yeah.Copy !req
47. We're commonly called in
by the governmentCopy !req
48. to work with trauma victims.Copy !req
49. I'll give you some examples.Copy !req
50. The pipe bomb
at Lancaster Middle SchoolCopy !req
51. we worked with
the parents and the kids...Copy !req
52. Tulsa, Hurricane BethCopy !req
53. the Chatham fire,
the Iowa tornadoesCopy !req
54. the FBI raid
in Rock Creek.Copy !req
55. So, you are familiar
with us.Copy !req
56. Dr. Keyworth, I'm the Deputy
White House Chief of Staff.Copy !req
57. I oversee
1,100 White House employeesCopy !req
58. I answer directly
to Leo McGarryCopy !req
59. and the President
of the United States.Copy !req
60. Did you think you were
talking to the paperboy?Copy !req
61. No.Copy !req
62. In your
wildest dreamsCopy !req
63. did you imagine that I wouldCopy !req
64. walk into this room
without knowing exactlyCopy !req
65. who you are
and what you do?
No.Copy !req
66. Then why did you lie
to me right off the bat?Copy !req
67. Josh...Copy !req
68. She's not here training.Copy !req
69. As a matter of fact, she is.Copy !req
70. I read briefing books
every day on subjectsCopy !req
71. considerably more
complicated than ATVA.Copy !req
72. She is here trainingCopy !req
73. in trauma therapy.Copy !req
74. Yeah, but that's
not why there are
two of you.Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. That's not the reason
why there are two of you.Copy !req
77. No.Copy !req
78. I get up, go
to the bathroomCopy !req
79. go to my office,
answer the phone—Copy !req
80. one of you watches me.Copy !req
81. Yeah.Copy !req
82. Stanley, you got off
to a bad start.Copy !req
83. Yes, I did.Copy !req
84. Yes, you did.Copy !req
85. Let's start again.Copy !req
86. You going to lie
to me this time?Copy !req
87. No.Copy !req
88. You going to lie to me?Copy !req
89. Haven't yet.Copy !req
90. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
91. How did you cut your hand?Copy !req
92. You're not talking
to the paperboy, either, Josh.Copy !req
93. a few minutes ago.Copy !req
94. Do you want
some coffee?
No, thanks.Copy !req
95. Tea?
No.Copy !req
96. Maybe later.
Yeah.Copy !req
97. The woman I asked,
uh, works for you,
I think— Donna?Copy !req
98. Yeah.Copy !req
99. She works for you?Copy !req
100. She's my
assistant.Copy !req
101. Was she at Rosalyn?Copy !req
102. It's Rosslyn.Copy !req
103. I'm sorry?Copy !req
104. The shooting took place in
Rosslyn, Virginia, not Rosalyn.Copy !req
105. I'm sorry, I'm not
from around here.Copy !req
106. Where are
you from?Copy !req
107. San Francisco, California.Copy !req
108. I always thought
it was San Franchesca.Copy !req
109. Was she with you?Copy !req
110. Donna?Copy !req
111. Yeah.Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. Who was with you?Copy !req
114. Everybody was
with me.Copy !req
115. We'd just gotten
done with a town
hall meeting.Copy !req
116. We'd just gotten
off television.Copy !req
117. Who's everybody?Copy !req
118. The President travels
with a large group.Copy !req
119. Who was...?
It was geared
to young people.Copy !req
120. There were Department
of Education people thereCopy !req
121. event staff, obviously
C.J. Cregg and the press
corps, Leo McGarryCopy !req
122. was there, Bob Shanahan,
Toby Ziegler was thereCopy !req
123. Ziegler's deputy,
Sam SeabornCopy !req
124. Zoey Bartlet was there,
obviously, Charlie Young...Copy !req
125. Who was with you?Copy !req
126. Josh, I'm trying
to get youCopy !req
127. to tell me
what happened.Copy !req
128. Stanley, I walked
out of the buildingCopy !req
129. I heard gunshots, people
started screaming, I woke
up in a hospital room.Copy !req
130. Okay.Copy !req
131. What happened three weeks ago?Copy !req
132. I don't know what
you're referring to.Copy !req
133. I don't know what
I'm referring to, eitherCopy !req
134. but some of the people
that you work withCopy !req
135. became concerned with your
behavior about three weeks ago.Copy !req
136. Well, I've been concerned
with their behaviorCopy !req
137. since way before that.Copy !req
138. Josh...
They were talkingCopy !req
139. about the pilot.Copy !req
140. The pilot?Copy !req
141. Robert CanoCopy !req
142. the Air Force pilot.Copy !req
143. And what about him?Copy !req
144. I don't know.Copy !req
145. You just said
that theyCopy !req
146. were talking about the pilot.Copy !req
147. I said that they may have
been talkingCopy !req
148. about the pilot.Copy !req
149. Well, that's not what you said.Copy !req
150. There was a lot
going on.Copy !req
151. There was the IMF treatyCopy !req
152. the Petroleum Reserves,
Alaska, the President's...Copy !req
153. But you mentioned the pilot.Copy !req
154. I didn't mention the pilot
for any special reason.Copy !req
155. I was saying that there was
a lot happeningCopy !req
156. three weeks ago.Copy !req
157. Okay.Copy !req
158. Then let's talk about
three weeks ago.Copy !req
159. Toby?Copy !req
160. Yeah.Copy !req
161. What the hell's
going on?Copy !req
162. What do you mean?Copy !req
163. Who are these guys?Copy !req
164. It's a-a brass quintet.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry?Copy !req
166. A brass quintet—Copy !req
167. two trumpets, trombone
baritone horn, French horn.Copy !req
168. Do you like them?Copy !req
169. Do I like them for what?Copy !req
170. To play Christmas carols
here in the lobbyCopy !req
171. in the mornings and
evenings as people
are coming and going.Copy !req
172. You like them?Copy !req
173. No.Copy !req
174. Why?Copy !req
175. 'Cause this isn't
the Paramus Mall.Copy !req
176. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
177. For the last two Christmases
in this White HouseCopy !req
178. I've been accused of
not being in the proper spirit.Copy !req
179. I was called names.Copy !req
180. Not this year.Copy !req
181. For the next three weeksCopy !req
182. I will be filling
this lobby with musicCopy !req
183. in the mornings
and the eveningsCopy !req
184. so that we may all
experience this seasonCopy !req
185. of... would you peopleCopy !req
186. stop playing for
one damn minute!Copy !req
187. this season of...
peace and joy.Copy !req
188. Okay.Copy !req
189. So, what do you think?Copy !req
190. They seem fine.Copy !req
191. And the loose change
they collectCopy !req
192. goes to pay
for musical instrumentsCopy !req
193. in D.C. public schools.Copy !req
194. Toby.Copy !req
195. Ben Zaharian stepped
went off the reservation
last night.Copy !req
196. What'd he do?Copy !req
197. He...Copy !req
198. You guys can
keep playing.Copy !req
199. He was at a Q&A
at the NRDCCopy !req
200. about drilling
the North Slope.Copy !req
201. He was asked if
the President wouldCopy !req
202. consider tapping
into the SPRCopy !req
203. and he said tapping
into the SPR has
a lot of merit.Copy !req
204. I'll get into it.Copy !req
205. Thank you.Copy !req
206. Sam.Copy !req
207. Yeah.Copy !req
208. Ben Zaharian did
a Q&A last nightCopy !req
209. and was asked a questionCopy !req
210. about the Strategic
Petroleum Reserve.Copy !req
211. And he said the SPR
is for emergencies
like times of war?Copy !req
212. He said tapping into
the SPR has a lot of merit.Copy !req
213. I'll talk to a deputy.Copy !req
214. Would you, please,
and go in and give
C.J. a heads-up.Copy !req
215. Yeah.Copy !req
216. C.J.:
expressed his confidenceCopy !req
217. that when the IMF
and the World BankCopy !req
218. meet in Prague next weekCopy !req
219. some of those restrictions
will be relaxed.Copy !req
220. To what extent could
Pete Didion's objectionsCopy !req
221. throw a wrench
in the works?Copy !req
222. C.J.:
Well, Congress
isn't in sessionCopy !req
223. but you mean...?Copy !req
224. Yeah, after the first.Copy !req
225. He sits on the Foreign
Aps sub-committee, so...Copy !req
226. Mark?Copy !req
227. C.J., this is way out
of left fieldCopy !req
228. but do you know anything
about a woman—Copy !req
229. I don't know how
to say this—Copy !req
230. going a little crazy
during a tour?Copy !req
231. A White House tour?Copy !req
232. Yeah, a woman saw
a paintingCopy !req
233. and started screaming.Copy !req
234. I don't know, Mark.Copy !req
235. There's a paintingCopy !req
236. of Dolly Madison
in the Grand Foyer.Copy !req
237. You catch it in the wrong light,
it can scare the living...Copy !req
238. Okay.
What else?
Katie?Copy !req
239. C.J., last nightCopy !req
240. the Energy Secretary
gave a speechCopy !req
241. at the Natural Resources
Defense CouncilCopy !req
242. about the perilsCopy !req
243. of drilling
the North Slope.Copy !req
244. During a Q&A,
he was asked aboutCopy !req
245. tapping into the Strategic
Petroleum ReservesCopy !req
246. to help ease oil prices.Copy !req
247. He responded that
the idea had a lot of merit.Copy !req
248. Does this signal
a shift in policy
since last June?Copy !req
249. Well, no, it doesn't,
but I will say that
a bad idea in JuneCopy !req
250. isn't necessarily a
bad idea in December.Copy !req
251. Why?
You don't need to
lower the price
of heating oilCopy !req
252. in the summer.
Thank you, everybody.Copy !req
253. Thank you, C.J.Copy !req
254. Thank you.Copy !req
255. Is somebody going
to speak to somebody?Copy !req
256. I'll talk to
a deputy.Copy !req
257. Please.Copy !req
258. What do you suppose
that was about
with the woman?Copy !req
259. What woman?Copy !req
260. The woman who went
crazy on the tour.Copy !req
261. We get about five
of those a week.Copy !req
262. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
263. What exactly about
the White House tour
makes them go crazy?Copy !req
264. The blue blazers.Copy !req
265. You're going to
talk to somebodyCopy !req
266. at the Energy Department?Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. Good save.Copy !req
269. Thank you. Where's
the President?Copy !req
270. The Situation Room.Copy !req
271. What's going on?Copy !req
272. Something about
a pilot.Copy !req
273. Ten-hut.Copy !req
274. What's going on? Sit down.Copy !req
275. Mr. President,
an F-16 FalconCopy !req
276. from the 27th Fighter's
Wing at Cannon Air Force BaseCopy !req
277. in New Mexico
has left his group.Copy !req
278. What does that mean?Copy !req
279. Returning home
from an exerciseCopy !req
280. the Flight Leader
visually realizedCopy !req
281. that the tail plane
was no longer in formation.Copy !req
282. There was no
communication
from the aircraftCopy !req
283. and now it fails to respond
to urgent radio calls.Copy !req
284. Is he in
there alone?Copy !req
285. Is there a crew?Copy !req
286. The Falcon's
a single-seat fighter.Copy !req
287. Did he crash?Copy !req
288. If he crashed, it
would have triggered
electronic signalsCopy !req
289. that would've
been picked up
by ground bases.Copy !req
290. Is there a chance
he's trying to contact
the ground and can't?Copy !req
291. A massive collapse
of this plane'sCopy !req
292. communication systems
isn't very likely.Copy !req
293. Ken, what does he have
up there?Copy !req
294. Well, he's got
a 20-millimeterCopy !req
295. Vulcan cannonCopy !req
296. and seven A.I.M.
Sidewinder missiles.Copy !req
297. Is his intentionCopy !req
298. to defect with a military assetCopy !req
299. or is his intention
to blow something up?Copy !req
300. We don't know what
his intention is.Copy !req
301. Don't our fighter pilots
have to go throughCopy !req
302. some kind
of psychological testing?Copy !req
303. Well, they go through
extensive screening, sir.Copy !req
304. He was deemed
psychologically fit to fly.Copy !req
305. Let me ask
a ridiculous question.Copy !req
306. I know the answer is no,
but is there any wayCopy !req
307. to bring this plane down
without shooting it down?Copy !req
308. No, sir.Copy !req
309. Okay.
What about populated areas?Copy !req
310. We can take him
over the Sierra Madres.Copy !req
311. Mr. PresidentCopy !req
312. it's possible
the pilot lost
consciousnessCopy !req
313. due to a dramatic
loss of air pressureCopy !req
314. and that's why
this is happening.Copy !req
315. We've scrambled F-16s
out of Edwards to get
a visual sighting.Copy !req
316. If the pilot is deadCopy !req
317. they'll see signs
in the cockpit.Copy !req
318. If he's consciousCopy !req
319. he'll know he's been painted,
and he'll be given an orderCopy !req
320. by the interceptors
to land at a designated area.Copy !req
321. If he doesn't, that's
when we make a decision.Copy !req
322. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
323. And that was the first time
you heard about the pilot?Copy !req
324. I'm sorry?Copy !req
325. That was the first time
you heard about the pilot?Copy !req
326. No.Copy !req
327. I wasn't in the Situation Room.Copy !req
328. I don't sit in those meetings.Copy !req
329. But that day was when you heard
about the pilot?Copy !req
330. Yeah, they would tell me
a little bit laterCopy !req
331. 'cause I had an assignment.Copy !req
332. Having to do with the pilot?Copy !req
333. Yeah.Copy !req
334. What was it?Copy !req
335. I'm sorry
if this question sounds rudeCopy !req
336. but how long
will we be here today?Copy !req
337. Well, I'm sorry
if this answer sounds rudeCopy !req
338. but as long as I want.Copy !req
339. I was asked here
by Leo McGarry.Copy !req
340. I know who asked you here.Copy !req
341. Three weeks ago— the pilot.Copy !req
342. For the fourth time, there was
a lot going on that day.Copy !req
343. I'm not sure why we need
to be fixated on...Copy !req
344. What was the assignment
with the pilot?Copy !req
345. I was supposed to look into
his personal recordsCopy !req
346. to figure out why he...Copy !req
347. It's the coffee, Josh.Copy !req
348. When did you find out?Copy !req
349. We were in the
Situation Room
an hour ago.Copy !req
350. How long has he been up there?Copy !req
351. 90 minutes since
he broke formation.Copy !req
352. They've deployed
the 57th Fighter WingCopy !req
353. from Nellis in NevadaCopy !req
354. the 388th, the
58th from ArizonaCopy !req
355. the 301st out of Texas.Copy !req
356. How long before
I see this on television?Copy !req
357. I'm amazed News Center 4
doesn't have their traffic
copter up there right now.Copy !req
358. And how long before
we make visual contact?Copy !req
359. About ten minutes.Copy !req
360. What do we know
about the pilot?Copy !req
361. Not as much
as I'd like to.Copy !req
362. You want me
to get into it?Copy !req
363. Get the biographical info.Copy !req
364. How did this
guy get throughCopy !req
365. a fairly intense
psychological
screening process?Copy !req
366. We gave this guy an
$18 million warplane.Copy !req
367. I'll get into it.Copy !req
368. Ooh, sorry.Copy !req
369. Donna...Copy !req
370. I have the personnel
file for the pilot.Copy !req
371. How did you know
I was going to ask you for that?Copy !req
372. Seriously...
I'm tuned to you.Copy !req
373. I anticipate
your every need.Copy !req
374. Yeah, but to be walking by
with a guy's personnel file?Copy !req
375. They called me ten
minutes ago, Josh.Copy !req
376. Don't be a yutz.Copy !req
377. Ah.Copy !req
378. On the other hand,
you're a very handsome man.Copy !req
379. What do you need?Copy !req
380. You're a very powerful
and a very handsome man.Copy !req
381. What do you need?Copy !req
382. You know how I never
ask you for anything.Copy !req
383. What do you need?Copy !req
384. Yo-Yo Ma is playing
at the Christmas party.Copy !req
385. Which one?Copy !req
386. Congressional.Copy !req
387. Fine.Copy !req
388. I can come?Copy !req
389. Give me the file.Copy !req
390. Can I come?Copy !req
391. To the congressional
Christmas party? Yeah.Copy !req
392. You can take
your Pablo Casals.Copy !req
393. You can keep
your Rostropovich.Copy !req
394. I say Yo-Yo Ma rules.Copy !req
395. Hmm.
What?Copy !req
396. This guy, that pilot?Copy !req
397. What about him?Copy !req
398. He's got the same birthday
as me.Copy !req
399. I'll be in here.Copy !req
400. Josh.Copy !req
401. Yeah?Copy !req
402. So, I spoke to Jesse Witt
at Energy.Copy !req
403. I dressed her down
pretty good.Copy !req
404. They're not going
to get us to changeCopy !req
405. our policy on the SPRCopy !req
406. by announcing
we should change our policy.Copy !req
407. I told her thatCopy !req
408. in no uncertain terms.
And?Copy !req
409. I think we should
change our policy.Copy !req
410. I kind of have to do this thing
right now.Copy !req
411. Can we talk
about it later?Copy !req
412. Yeah.Copy !req
413. You know this guy—Copy !req
414. the pilot?
Yeah.Copy !req
415. We have the same birthday.Copy !req
416. Okay, well,
I'm going to talk to LeoCopy !req
417. about the SPR.Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. C.J.
Yeah?Copy !req
420. Bernard Thatch from the
White House Visitors' OfficeCopy !req
421. is waiting for you inside.Copy !req
422. Yeah, I asked him
to come see me.Copy !req
423. Claudia Jean.Copy !req
424. How are you doing,
Bernard?Copy !req
425. I'm not at all well.Copy !req
426. That's not unusual,
is it?Copy !req
427. No.Copy !req
428. I understand there was
an incident on a tour.Copy !req
429. There's always an
incident on a tour.Copy !req
430. People touch things.Copy !req
431. You should punish them
for that, Bernard.Copy !req
432. I've begged my
superiors to allow me.Copy !req
433. This had to do
with a painting.Copy !req
434. Oh, yes. It's all
in the report. It
wasn't a problem.Copy !req
435. Yeah, but it made it
to the press roomCopy !req
436. so I just wanted
to check in.Copy !req
437. The guide was pointing
out the Gustave CaillouxCopy !req
438. hanging outside
the Blue Room.Copy !req
439. A woman began screaming
completely incoherently.Copy !req
440. In English?Copy !req
441. If it was a
language at allCopy !req
442. its origin was
unknown to me.Copy !req
443. I sent for the
agent on dutyCopy !req
444. who attempted to
take a statementCopy !req
445. but not speaking whatever
language this woman wasCopy !req
446. simply escorted herCopy !req
447. out of the building.Copy !req
448. Well, okay.Copy !req
449. Thanks
for stopping by.Copy !req
450. C.J., your necklace is a
monument to bourgeois taste.Copy !req
451. Thank you.Copy !req
452. You're welcome.Copy !req
453. Bernard... listenCopy !req
454. who is Gustave Cailloux,
and how long has this paintingCopy !req
455. been hanging
outside the Blue Room?Copy !req
456. Cailloux was
a contemporary
of CourbetCopy !req
457. who was considerably
more gifted.Copy !req
458. This is a painting of
the cliffs at EtretatCopy !req
459. cleverly titled,
The Cliffs at Etretat.Copy !req
460. It is a minor work.Copy !req
461. What's it doing here?Copy !req
462. It was on loan from
the Musee d'OrsayCopy !req
463. to the National Gallery.Copy !req
464. The President, on a visit
to the National GalleryCopy !req
465. and possessing even
less taste in fine artCopy !req
466. than you have
in accessoriesCopy !req
467. announced that he
liked the painting.Copy !req
468. The French government
offered it as a gift
to the White HouseCopy !req
469. I suppose in retribution
for EurodisneyCopy !req
470. so here it hangs like a
gym sock on a shower rod.Copy !req
471. You're a snob.Copy !req
472. Yes.Copy !req
473. I'd stay on the phoneCopy !req
474. with Cashman and Berryhill.Copy !req
475. They're going to know
when the F-16s have painted himCopy !req
476. before I will.Copy !req
477. Thank you,
Mr. President.Copy !req
478. Thank you.Copy !req
479. When I was in tenth gradeCopy !req
480. me and my friends took my
father's Ford Country SquireCopy !req
481. on a joyride to Vermont.Copy !req
482. He locked me in the garage
till Easter.Copy !req
483. What do you think
we should do with this pilotCopy !req
484. once we get his ass
on the ground?Copy !req
485. You think that's
going to happen?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. Mr. President, they've
asked me to talk to youCopy !req
488. about your
Christmas cards.Copy !req
489. They want to know
which ones you'll
to sign by handCopy !req
490. and which ones
get autopen.Copy !req
491. I'm going to sign them all
by hand.Copy !req
492. Sir, we went through
this last year.Copy !req
493. I'm going to sign them all
by hand.Copy !req
494. I'm not sure
that's practical.Copy !req
495. I don't like the whole ideaCopy !req
496. of the autopen.Copy !req
497. Let's do them by hand.Copy !req
498. How many can there be?Copy !req
499. How many am I sending out?Copy !req
500. 1,110,000.Copy !req
501. Seriously?Copy !req
502. Yes, sir.Copy !req
503. I'm sending out
1.1 million Christmas cards?Copy !req
504. It's a three-
tier system.Copy !req
505. There are about
1,000 namesCopy !req
506. on the First Family's list.Copy !req
507. Then there are about 100,000Copy !req
508. campaign workers
and contributors.Copy !req
509. Who are the other million?Copy !req
510. You send a card
to everyone who writesCopy !req
511. a letter to
the White House.Copy !req
512. I do?
Yes, sirCopy !req
513. and around a million people
wrote you.Copy !req
514. Okay, but some of those
were death threats.Copy !req
515. They've weeded those out.Copy !req
516. Well, I'm not signing
1.1 million cards.Copy !req
517. I wouldn't think so.Copy !req
518. Mr. President.Copy !req
519. 1.1 million cards?Copy !req
520. Yes, sir.Copy !req
521. Sir?Copy !req
522. Situation Room.Copy !req
523. What happened?Copy !req
524. He was dead.Copy !req
525. The pilot?Copy !req
526. Robert Cano, yeah.Copy !req
527. Leo came and told me.Copy !req
528. What had you found out
about him?Copy !req
529. What do you mean?Copy !req
530. You were supposed
to learn about the pilotCopy !req
531. and brief
the President.Copy !req
532. I didn't
learn anything.Copy !req
533. Well, you must have learned
something.Copy !req
534. There wasn't time.Copy !req
535. It was maybe 20 minutesCopy !req
536. between when I
got the assignmentCopy !req
537. and when Leo came in.Copy !req
538. How'd he die?Copy !req
539. Cano?
Yeah.Copy !req
540. He crashed into
a mountain, Stanley.Copy !req
541. No, I mean, was it
'cause he lost oxygen?Copy !req
542. Did you have to shoot him down?Copy !req
543. This was on the front page
of the newspapers.Copy !req
544. It wasn't
on the front pageCopy !req
545. of the sports section,
so...Copy !req
546. It's over.Copy !req
547. The F-16?Copy !req
548. Yeah. It went into a mountain
north of Mexico City.Copy !req
549. Was the pilot alive
when it crashed?Copy !req
550. Yes.Copy !req
551. We know that for sure,
or we're just...?Copy !req
552. There was a radio communication.Copy !req
553. Yeah.
From the pilot?Copy !req
554. What did he say?Copy !req
555. He said, "It wasn't the plane."Copy !req
556. That's it?Copy !req
557. Yeah.Copy !req
558. Okay.Copy !req
559. So, what do you know?Copy !req
560. The same things you know.Copy !req
561. He's from Tallahassee.Copy !req
562. He trained at Laughlin
on T-37s.Copy !req
563. What else?Copy !req
564. Stanley...Copy !req
565. What else did you know?Copy !req
566. I didn't know anything.Copy !req
567. I knew his name.Copy !req
568. I knew his rank.Copy !req
569. Uh, I knew where he trained.Copy !req
570. I knew his missions.Copy !req
571. What else?Copy !req
572. We had the same birthday.Copy !req
573. That's right.Copy !req
574. And what else?Copy !req
575. He's got some medals.Copy !req
576. One of them's a...Copy !req
577. Purple Heart.Copy !req
578. For what?Copy !req
579. His plane was shot at
over Bosnia.Copy !req
580. It caught fire, he ejected...Copy !req
581. and there were some injuries.Copy !req
582. That's right, Josh.Copy !req
583. That's right.Copy !req
584. Toby?
Yeah?Copy !req
585. Bagpipes?Copy !req
586. Yeah.Copy !req
587. You put bagpipes
in the lobby?Copy !req
588. Not just any
bagpipes, Josh.Copy !req
589. Those guys are the
Duncan McTavish ClarneyCopy !req
590. Highland Bagpipe
Regiment.Copy !req
591. They're
a bagpipe regiment.Copy !req
592. They're three guys
from DelawareCopy !req
593. but they can play.Copy !req
594. Two weeks ago,
it was a brass quintet.Copy !req
595. Yesterday, it was the Capital
Blue Plate Banjo Band.Copy !req
596. Capital Bluegrass
Banjo BrigadeCopy !req
597. and those guys were
featured on local news.Copy !req
598. They're pretty loud.Copy !req
599. The bagpipes?Copy !req
600. Yeah.Copy !req
601. That's 'cause
the shepherdsCopy !req
602. would need to call
in the goatsCopy !req
603. from high atop the hills.Copy !req
604. Shepherds herd sheep.Copy !req
605. They don't do it
in DelawareCopy !req
606. and these guys
can't play in the lobby.Copy !req
607. The money that people
toss in their casesCopy !req
608. will go to buy
band uniformsCopy !req
609. for the St. Mary's
Assumption Marching
Red Raiders.Copy !req
610. Toby, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
611. These guys have a
14-song repertoire.Copy !req
612. I can hear the damn sirens
all over the building.Copy !req
613. The bagpipes.Copy !req
614. Josh?Copy !req
615. The bagpipes.Copy !req
616. They can't play
in the lobby.Copy !req
617. Toby?
Yeah?Copy !req
618. Can you hang on
a second? Carol?Copy !req
619. I met with
Bernard ThatchCopy !req
620. of the White House
Visitors' Office.Copy !req
621. He didn't like
my shoes.Copy !req
622. C.J.:
He said the
Secret ServiceCopy !req
623. took a report
from a womanCopy !req
624. who had some kind
of episode on a tour?Copy !req
625. C.J.?Copy !req
626. Hang on. I should really glance
at that report.Copy !req
627. Could you get it for me?Copy !req
628. Toby, if I could ask
the SPR a question...Copy !req
629. Would it be possibleCopy !req
630. to hold the noise down
out here?Copy !req
631. Do you need
something?Copy !req
632. I need the CBO spec.Copy !req
633. It's on your desk.Copy !req
634. It's like a damn hockey game
out here.Copy !req
635. Did you know at this pointCopy !req
636. that there were peopleCopy !req
637. who were concerned
about you?Copy !req
638. I don't...Copy !req
639. I'm not really comfortable
with that question.Copy !req
640. I mean, concerned
with your behavior.Copy !req
641. I understand what you meant.Copy !req
642. If you look back to the
days following the pilotCopy !req
643. do you remember
anything unusual
about your behavior?Copy !req
644. No.Copy !req
645. Why do you think your friends
were saying that?Copy !req
646. This is incredibly
prosecutorial.Copy !req
647. I don't care.Copy !req
648. I think if you want to know
what my friends were thinkingCopy !req
649. and why
they were thinking itCopy !req
650. you should talk
to my friends.Copy !req
651. I did.Copy !req
652. So I gather.Copy !req
653. What was going on on the 19th?Copy !req
654. The 19th of this month?Copy !req
655. Five days ago.Copy !req
656. Stanley, to say
what was going on on the 19th...Copy !req
657. the number of things
that go on hereCopy !req
658. during a day...Copy !req
659. Name some things
that went on five days ago.Copy !req
660. C.J.? C.J.? C.J.?Copy !req
661. Yeah?Copy !req
662. What are you doing?
Eating lunch.Copy !req
663. Why is...
Something's strange
about this photograph.Copy !req
664. Listen, why is there
no more informationCopy !req
665. coming about Robert Cano?Copy !req
666. It's not the photograph,
it's the painting
in the photograph.Copy !req
667. Why has there been
no new information?Copy !req
668. 'Cause there's
no new information.Copy !req
669. Okay.Copy !req
670. There isn't.
You accept that?Copy !req
671. Yeah.
A perfectly healthyCopy !req
672. Air Force pilot kills himself
and nobody's asking why?Copy !req
673. A lot of people are asking why,
we just don't know whyCopy !req
674. except that he obviouslyCopy !req
675. wasn't perfectly
healthy anymore.Copy !req
676. All right.
Hang on.Copy !req
677. Look at this picture.Copy !req
678. Does something in this picture
look familiar?Copy !req
679. It's a man holding
a little girl.Copy !req
680. Look behind the man
on the wall.Copy !req
681. The painting.
Yeah.Copy !req
682. Yeah.Copy !req
683. It looks familiar?Copy !req
684. It's the same one
that's hangingCopy !req
685. outside the Blue Room.Copy !req
686. Are you kidding?Copy !req
687. I need information.Copy !req
688. I'm going
to the Blue Room.Copy !req
689. Yo-Yo Ma rules.Copy !req
690. She wouldn't shut up
about Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
691. You don't like the cello?Copy !req
692. I like the cello fine.Copy !req
693. You asked me what
was going on that dayCopy !req
694. and one of the things
that was going on wasCopy !req
695. that Donna wouldn't shut up
about Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
696. Who was playing at
the Christmas party.Copy !req
697. Yes.Copy !req
698. Now the day
of that partyCopy !req
699. you had a meeting
at the Oval Office.Copy !req
700. Probably.
No.Copy !req
701. You did.
Okay.Copy !req
702. You don't remember
having a meetingCopy !req
703. in the Oval Office that day?Copy !req
704. It's not unusual for me
to meet with the PresidentCopy !req
705. in the Oval Office
five or ten times a day.Copy !req
706. The meeting I'm talking
about wasn't usual.Copy !req
707. Stanley...
Come on.Copy !req
708. You're pissed at Sam,
you're pissed at TobyCopy !req
709. you're pissed at C.J.,
you're pissed at Donna.Copy !req
710. Who's next?Copy !req
711. Sir, last yearCopy !req
712. New England had
16.3 million barrelsCopy !req
713. of commercial inventory.Copy !req
714. This year they have six.Copy !req
715. Nobody was next.Copy !req
716. I don't know what you heard
about this meetingCopy !req
717. but it wasn't even my meeting.Copy !req
718. OPEC will find a wayCopy !req
719. to punish us.Copy !req
720. The Saudis have announced
that they'd welcomeCopy !req
721. the U.S. tapping into
the SPR to calm the market.Copy !req
722. Even the Saudis think
the price is too high.Copy !req
723. If the Saudis are
that concerned, why don't
they just make oil faster?Copy !req
724. They're not
that concerned.Copy !req
725. I didn't think so.Copy !req
726. It was Sam's meeting.
He wanted the PresidentCopy !req
727. to get together with his energy
economic advisors on the SPR.Copy !req
728. I was only there
for political perspective.Copy !req
729. What does that mean?Copy !req
730. There are only two thingsCopy !req
731. that ever stop the government
from doing anything:Copy !req
732. money or politics.Copy !req
733. So you were there to sayCopy !req
734. you thought it was
a bad idea politically?Copy !req
735. Yeah.Copy !req
736. Yeah.
Did you think it was?Copy !req
737. Did you say so?Copy !req
738. I'm paid to say so.Copy !req
739. What'd you say?Copy !req
740. I told him to...Copy !req
741. You're not going
to understand it.Copy !req
742. I'm a fairly well-educated guy.Copy !req
743. You need to understand
the background.Copy !req
744. Did you raise your voice?Copy !req
745. To the President?Copy !req
746. Yeah.Copy !req
747. No.Copy !req
748. Okay.Copy !req
749. You don't
raise your voiceCopy !req
750. to the President.Copy !req
751. Okay.Copy !req
752. You certainly
don't do it in
the Oval Office.Copy !req
753. Okay.Copy !req
754. There's always lively discussionCopy !req
755. and the President's informal
with his staffCopy !req
756. but there's a line
you don't cross.Copy !req
757. Ever.
You don't ever cross that line.Copy !req
758. Let's set up a meeting.Copy !req
759. Sir, can I say...
You sold me.Copy !req
760. We're setting up
a meeting.Copy !req
761. Excellent.Copy !req
762. Can I say I think
it's a bad idea?Copy !req
763. Why?Copy !req
764. It's not something
Didion's going to like.Copy !req
765. Well, I'm just talking
about a meetingCopy !req
766. but if I decide to do it,
the PresidentCopy !req
767. controls the SPR
and not Congress.Copy !req
768. But Didion controls
the IMF vote.Copy !req
769. The two aren't related.Copy !req
770. Let's move on.
The two are related.Copy !req
771. How?Copy !req
772. Through Didion.Copy !req
773. I'm saying the Strategic
Petroleum ReserveCopy !req
774. and forgiving the IMF debt
are not related.Copy !req
775. Anything else?Copy !req
776. Of course
they're related.
Josh!Copy !req
777. If Didion doesn't like that
we're tapping into the SPRCopy !req
778. he won't let the IMF
debt out of committee.Copy !req
779. We'll talk to him tonight.Copy !req
780. At the Christmas party,
we'll take him aside.Copy !req
781. No, sir, you can't
just take him aside.Copy !req
782. We can't move on...
Josh, we can move on...Copy !req
783. Josh...Copy !req
784. We can't just
take him aside!Copy !req
785. If we tell him
we need his helpCopy !req
786. then we give him
visibility and powerCopy !req
787. we put him in a
position to say noCopy !req
788. and be a hero to his partyCopy !req
789. and who wouldn't want
to do that for a living?Copy !req
790. Didion's a good guy.
We can talk to him.Copy !req
791. You need
to listen to me.Copy !req
792. You have to
listen to me.Copy !req
793. I can't help you
unless you listen to me.Copy !req
794. You can't send
Christmas cards to
everyone, you can't!Copy !req
795. Forget the SPR. Let's
get the IMF loansCopy !req
796. like we said
we were going to.Copy !req
797. Listen to what I have
to say about DidionCopy !req
798. and please listen to me!Copy !req
799. Josh...Copy !req
800. All right,
let's move on.Copy !req
801. Josh, go wait in my
office, would you?Copy !req
802. I suppose if it's
just a meeting...Copy !req
803. Wait in my office, would you?Copy !req
804. Okay.Copy !req
805. We'll talk
to Didion tonight?Copy !req
806. Yeah.Copy !req
807. By the wayCopy !req
808. it's not intervention
in a free marketCopy !req
809. if that's what
he's worried about.Copy !req
810. I agree.Copy !req
811. It's not free trade
if the price of oilCopy !req
812. is being controlled by a cartel.Copy !req
813. Sam, you'll be in on this?Copy !req
814. Yes, sir.
Thank you.Copy !req
815. Thank you,
Mr. President.Copy !req
816. Have you ever heard of ATVA?Copy !req
817. Leo...Copy !req
818. Have you?Copy !req
819. I think I should go
back in there.Copy !req
820. It's the American Trauma
Victims Association.
Leo...Copy !req
821. We call them in
to treat trauma victims.Copy !req
822. I know what ATVA is.
Specifically we use them...Copy !req
823. You're going
to sit with the guy.Copy !req
824. Leo...Copy !req
825. You're going
to sit with the guy.Copy !req
826. If this is because of
what I said in there,
I wasn't at my best.Copy !req
827. Josh, I'm not sure
you were fully consciousCopy !req
828. while you were saying it.Copy !req
829. Well, thank God for Leo.Copy !req
830. Yeah.Copy !req
831. I'm serious.Copy !req
832. The man's an alcoholic.Copy !req
833. He knew what
he was talking about.Copy !req
834. I'm not sure it was as
bad as maybe it was...Copy !req
835. It was.Copy !req
836. Stanley, you can ask
the questionsCopy !req
837. or you can answer themCopy !req
838. but you can't do both
at the same time.Copy !req
839. Yes, I can.Copy !req
840. Why?Copy !req
841. Because I know the answersCopy !req
842. and I don't work for you.Copy !req
843. Is there going to be a...?Copy !req
844. How'd you cut your hand?Copy !req
845. Stanley...Copy !req
846. No, how'd you do it?Copy !req
847. I put a glass down.Copy !req
848. Yeah, I don't think you did.Copy !req
849. Stanley, I got home
from the thingCopy !req
850. I made a drink.Copy !req
851. I sat down.Copy !req
852. I pushed the magazine asideCopy !req
853. to use as a coaster.Copy !req
854. I missed the coaster.Copy !req
855. You missed the coaster
with quite a bit of force.Copy !req
856. I work out when I can.Copy !req
857. I swear, I am completely
unimpressed with clever answers.Copy !req
858. And I was so hoping
we'd have a second date.Copy !req
859. You're in nine kinds of pain.Copy !req
860. You don't know what's
going on inside of youCopy !req
861. and you are so locked into
damage control that you can't...Copy !req
862. You diagnosed me in eight hours?Copy !req
863. Josh, I diagnosed you
in five minutes.Copy !req
864. Talk about the night
of the party.Copy !req
865. Mr. Lyman, are you in there?Copy !req
866. You said you put down the glassCopy !req
867. when you came home
from a party that night.Copy !req
868. Yeah, the Congressional
Christmas Party.Copy !req
869. Mr. Lyman?Copy !req
870. The Congressional Christmas
Party was white tieCopy !req
871. which is unusual,
but the President likes it.Copy !req
872. You look good, Charlie.Copy !req
873. I didn't know people dressed
like this anymore.Copy !req
874. I've brought it back.Copy !req
875. Yes, sir.Copy !req
876. Like Woodrow Wilson
and top hats.Copy !req
877. We're not going to
wear top hats with
this, are we, sir?Copy !req
878. No.Copy !req
879. Thank you.Copy !req
880. Good evening,
Mr. President.Copy !req
881. Charlie, this is how
statesmen dress.Copy !req
882. This is how they dress
at times of occasion.Copy !req
883. Yes, sir.
It's regal.Copy !req
884. Yes, sir.Copy !req
885. Eagle's moving.Copy !req
886. Hello, I'm sorry
to keep you waiting.Copy !req
887. C.J., this isCopy !req
888. Rebecca Housman
and her son David.Copy !req
889. I'm C.J. Cregg.
David. We spoke
on the phone.Copy !req
890. Yes.Copy !req
891. Mrs. Housman,
I'm C.J. Cregg.Copy !req
892. I'm the White House
Press Secretary.Copy !req
893. Does she understand me?Copy !req
894. A little.Copy !req
895. This is your painting.Copy !req
896. Your father was
Augie Housman?Copy !req
897. Yes.Copy !req
898. He was an art collector.Copy !req
899. Mostly of
minor impressionistsCopy !req
900. that nobody else really
cared that much about.Copy !req
901. He was a French Jew.Copy !req
902. And the Vichy laws stripped
him of his property.Copy !req
903. Yeah.Copy !req
904. Well, best as
we can tellCopy !req
905. the Nazis sold the painting
to a Swiss dealerCopy !req
906. sometime after your grandfather
perished at Auschwitz.Copy !req
907. It made its way
to the Musee d'OrsayCopy !req
908. then to the National Gallery
where the President spotted it.Copy !req
909. We've contacted
the French...Copy !req
910. who promptly
surrendered...Copy !req
911. who wanted to settle
this matter amicably.Copy !req
912. We'd like you to haveCopy !req
913. our sincere apologyCopy !req
914. as well, of course,
as the painting back.Copy !req
915. Thank you.Copy !req
916. Well...Copy !req
917. you've made an old woman
and her son very happy.Copy !req
918. David, do you
happen to knowCopy !req
919. what your grandfather
paid for it originally?Copy !req
920. It would've been
about the equivalentCopy !req
921. of 300 dollars U.S.Copy !req
922. Yes, that's about right.Copy !req
923. Would you explain
to your motherCopy !req
924. that I've had the
painting appraisedCopy !req
925. and it's worth
about 400,000 now?Copy !req
926. You should also tell her
that if she likesCopy !req
927. we'd be honoredCopy !req
928. to continue
hanging the paintingCopy !req
929. and the longer we doCopy !req
930. the higher
it'll appreciate.Copy !req
931. No.Copy !req
932. Officers McDaniel and Smith
from the Park PoliceCopy !req
933. are going to escort
you home.Copy !req
934. Thank you very much.Copy !req
935. Thank you.Copy !req
936. You see, you try
very hard to be meanCopy !req
937. but then you see
that being nice is better.Copy !req
938. You're a freakish
little woman.Copy !req
939. So that moment's over.Copy !req
940. Yes.Copy !req
941. Oh, Josh, Sam said the
Didion meeting went well.Copy !req
942. Yeah, we'll support
a LIEHEAP subsidyCopy !req
943. for air conditioning
in the Texas 23rd.Copy !req
944. 'Cause it's Christmas?Copy !req
945. Yeah.Copy !req
946. We're starting
in five minutes.Copy !req
947. Yeah.Copy !req
948. What was the diagnosis?Copy !req
949. I'm sorry?Copy !req
950. You said you
diagnosed meCopy !req
951. after five minutes.Copy !req
952. What was
the diagnosis?Copy !req
953. You have
post traumatic stress disorder.Copy !req
954. Well, that doesn't really sound
like something they let you haveCopy !req
955. if you work for the President.Copy !req
956. So, can-can we have it
be something else?Copy !req
957. Seriously, I think...
I think you mightCopy !req
958. be wrong about that.Copy !req
959. I'm not trying
to be difficult.Copy !req
960. I don't think you are.Copy !req
961. I know that I'm giving
you cocky answersCopy !req
962. Listen...
and I should be...Copy !req
963. I know you want
me to talk about
my feelings.Copy !req
964. No, I don't, Josh.Copy !req
965. The last thing I want you to doCopy !req
966. is talk about
your feelings.Copy !req
967. I think
if you heardCopy !req
968. a tape recording of this day,
you wouldn't hearCopy !req
969. the word "feelings."Copy !req
970. What we need
to get you to doCopy !req
971. is be able to remember
the shooting without reliving itCopy !req
972. and you have been
reliving it.Copy !req
973. We have polling that indicates
that if Johann Sebastian BachCopy !req
974. were alive today,
he would've voted for me.Copy !req
975. Right?Copy !req
976. It happened
during the Christmas party.Copy !req
977. I'm not trying to give you cocky
answers, I'm really not.Copy !req
978. I am the guy
you tell, Josh.Copy !req
979. It happened
at the Christmas party.Copy !req
980. the Bach Suite in G Major.Copy !req
981. Please join me
in welcoming Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
982. Josh...Copy !req
983. I was fine.Copy !req
984. Josh...Copy !req
985. It was... the Bach G Major.Copy !req
986. It's a nice piece.Copy !req
987. It is.Copy !req
988. Did he play it well?Copy !req
989. It's Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
990. I've never heard him
in person.Copy !req
991. Well, it's really...Copy !req
992. it's really
quite something.Copy !req
993. How did it start?Copy !req
994. I don't know.Copy !req
995. Yes, you do.Copy !req
996. I was-I was just sitting there.Copy !req
997. And then what happened?Copy !req
998. I don't know.Copy !req
999. What, are you
in the fourth grade?Copy !req
1000. I don't know
how it started.Copy !req
1001. You tasted something bitter
in your mouth.Copy !req
1002. It was adrenaline.Copy !req
1003. The bitter taste
was the adrenaline.Copy !req
1004. What happened then?Copy !req
1005. I couldn't
make it stop.Copy !req
1006. We got a single
gunshot wound.Copy !req
1007. BP is 90 palp.Copy !req
1008. I couldn't
make it stop.Copy !req
1009. No, you couldn't, JoshCopy !req
1010. but you'd been trying
for three weeksCopy !req
1011. and that's why
you were feeling sick inside.Copy !req
1012. What happened
when you went home that night?Copy !req
1013. Mr. Lyman, are you in there?Copy !req
1014. And you had an episode
at the party.Copy !req
1015. That afternoon, you had blown up
in the Oval Office.Copy !req
1016. What happened
when you went home that night?Copy !req
1017. Honestly, nothing.Copy !req
1018. Okay.Copy !req
1019. I sat down
on the couch.Copy !req
1020. Can you honestly tell me
that when the pilot
committed suicide...Copy !req
1021. I pushed a magazine
aside to use as
a coaster...Copy !req
1022. Can you honestly tell meCopy !req
1023. that you didn't wonder
if you were suicidal, too?Copy !req
1024. I didn't wonder that.Copy !req
1025. You're lying.
I didn't wonder that.Copy !req
1026. With everything you two
had in common?Copy !req
1027. We had nothing in common.Copy !req
1028. You knew you had
the same birthday.Copy !req
1029. You knew something else.
Who gives a damn
if we had...?Copy !req
1030. Stanley...Copy !req
1031. You knew he had been shot down
once, that his planeCopy !req
1032. had caught on fire,
that he had ejectedCopy !req
1033. that there were
some injuries.Copy !req
1034. Stanley, I made
myself a drink.Copy !req
1035. I pushed aside
a magazine...Copy !req
1036. Josh!Copy !req
1037. to use
as a coaster.Copy !req
1038. Josh... how did you
cut your hand?Copy !req
1039. ( knocking )
Mr. Lyman, it's the super.Copy !req
1040. ( knocking )
Mr. Lyman,
are you okay in there?Copy !req
1041. Mr. Lyman?Copy !req
1042. Okay, then.Copy !req
1043. Okay, then?Copy !req
1044. That's that.Copy !req
1045. I'm cured?Copy !req
1046. Yeah, Josh, you're cured.Copy !req
1047. No problem.
Stanley...Copy !req
1048. I'll recommend
a therapist you'll like.Copy !req
1049. I like you.Copy !req
1050. You're too easy a case for me.Copy !req
1051. I broke a window.Copy !req
1052. Yeah, stop doing that.Copy !req
1053. I want to commend youCopy !req
1054. on not hurting anybody elseCopy !req
1055. and not hurting yourself
too badlyCopy !req
1056. but, nevertheless,
stop doing that.Copy !req
1057. And that'll do the trick?Copy !req
1058. Yeah.Copy !req
1059. I'm-I'm getting
shortchanged here.Copy !req
1060. Merry Christmas, Josh.Copy !req
1061. We're done.Copy !req
1062. I'll call
your officeCopy !req
1063. after the holidays
and give you a number.Copy !req
1064. It was nice
meeting you.Copy !req
1065. Hang on.Copy !req
1066. What happens if tomorrowCopy !req
1067. some pilot with my birthday
decides to kill himself?Copy !req
1068. Oh, that wasn't
what started it.Copy !req
1069. What started it?Copy !req
1070. You were
already cookingCopy !req
1071. for a few hours
before the pilot.Copy !req
1072. I was?Copy !req
1073. Usually with
a gunshot victimCopy !req
1074. it's, uh, a
car backfiringCopy !req
1075. or, uh, a
twig snappingCopy !req
1076. but that's
not what it
was with you.Copy !req
1077. What was it?Copy !req
1078. Kaytha?Copy !req
1079. The music.Copy !req
1080. The brass quintet.Copy !req
1081. Why would the music
have started it?Copy !req
1082. Well, I know it's going to sound
like I'm telling youCopy !req
1083. that 2 + 2 equals
a bushel of potatoesCopy !req
1084. but at this moment, in your headCopy !req
1085. music is the same thing as...Copy !req
1086. As sirens.Copy !req
1087. Yeah.Copy !req
1088. So that's...Copy !req
1089. going to be my reaction
every time I hear music?Copy !req
1090. No.Copy !req
1091. Why not?Copy !req
1092. Because...Copy !req
1093. we get better.Copy !req
1094. All the same,
I need some more therapy.Copy !req
1095. Oh, you're going
to get some.Copy !req
1096. I mean now.Copy !req
1097. Merry Christmas, Josh.Copy !req
1098. We could order pizza.Copy !req
1099. Have a good night.Copy !req
1100. Stanley, I haven't told you
my dreams yet.Copy !req
1101. Fax them over to me.Copy !req
1102. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1103. How'd it go?Copy !req
1104. Did you wait around for me?Copy !req
1105. How'd it go?Copy !req
1106. He thinks I may have
an eating disorder...Copy !req
1107. Josh...Copy !req
1108. and a fear of rectangles.Copy !req
1109. That's not weird, is it?Copy !req
1110. I didn't cut my hand
on a glass.Copy !req
1111. I broke a window
in my apartment.Copy !req
1112. This guy's walking down
the streetCopy !req
1113. when he falls in a hole.Copy !req
1114. The walls are so steep,
he can't get out.Copy !req
1115. A doctor passes by
and the guy shouts upCopy !req
1116. "Hey, you! Can you help me out?"Copy !req
1117. The doctor writes a prescriptionCopy !req
1118. throws it down in the hole
and moves on.Copy !req
1119. Then a priest
comes along, and
the guy shouts upCopy !req
1120. "Father, I'm down
in this hole. Can
you help me out?"Copy !req
1121. The priest writes out a prayerCopy !req
1122. throws it down in the hole
and moves on.Copy !req
1123. Then a friend walks by.Copy !req
1124. "Hey, Joe, it's me.
Can you help me out?"Copy !req
1125. And the friend jumps
in the hole.Copy !req
1126. Our guy says, "Are you stupid?Copy !req
1127. Now we're both down there."Copy !req
1128. The friend says, "Yeah,
but I've been down here beforeCopy !req
1129. and I know the way out."Copy !req
1130. Long as I got a job, you got
a job, do you understand?Copy !req
1131. You wrapped that yourself,
right?Copy !req
1132. The bandage?Copy !req
1133. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
1134. Donna's going to take you
to the emergency room.Copy !req
1135. She knows?Copy !req
1136. She was the one
who guessed.Copy !req
1137. I don't need the
emergency room.Copy !req
1138. Come on, it could
be infected.Copy !req
1139. You could have a thing.Copy !req
1140. How the hell
do I know?
What thing?Copy !req
1141. Leo...Copy !req
1142. Let's go.Copy !req
1143. I'll see you later.Copy !req
1144. Okay.Copy !req
1145. I don't need a doctor.Copy !req
1146. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
1147. No.Copy !req
1148. Then be quiet.Copy !req
1149. Josh?Copy !req
1150. Yeah.Copy !req
1151. Let's go.Copy !req
1152. Okay.Copy !req