1. Previously on The West Wing:Copy !req
2. I need a doctor!Copy !req
3. I need help!Copy !req
4. Single gunshot wound.Copy !req
5. left fifth
intercostal spaceCopy !req
6. Is it serious?Copy !req
7. Yes, it's critical.Copy !req
8. I've gotten a lot of callsCopy !req
9. about pieces people want to do
on how staffersCopy !req
10. are handling the shooting
in the aftermath.Copy !req
11. Psychological?
Yeah.Copy !req
12. How did that bullet
not kill you?Copy !req
13. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
14. We don't know what the
injury count is yet.Copy !req
15. Hi.Copy !req
16. Hiya, Josh.Copy !req
17. Hi.Copy !req
18. I'm Stanley Keyworth.Copy !req
19. This is Kaytha Trask.Copy !req
20. Josh Lyman.Copy !req
21. Hi.Copy !req
22. Do I call you Doctor?Copy !req
23. Sorry?Copy !req
24. Is it Dr. Keyworth?Copy !req
25. Oh, whatever you want.Copy !req
26. You can call me Stanley
if you want.Copy !req
27. And Doctor...? I'm sorry.Copy !req
28. Trask, but it's not Doctor.Copy !req
29. I'm not a psychologist.Copy !req
30. Kaytha is training
as a traumatologist.Copy !req
31. I was wondering why
there were two of you.Copy !req
32. Kaytha's training.Copy !req
33. You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
34. No.Copy !req
35. What happened
to your hand?Copy !req
36. I, uh... I cut it
putting down a glass.Copy !req
37. It broke?Copy !req
38. Yeah.Copy !req
39. The glass broke?Copy !req
40. Yeah.Copy !req
41. Well, uh, let me tell you
a little about who we are.Copy !req
42. Sure.Copy !req
43. We're from ATVA.Copy !req
44. Yeah.Copy !req
45. That's The America
Trauma Victims Association.Copy !req
46. Yeah.Copy !req
47. We're commonly called in
by the governmentCopy !req
48. to work with trauma victims.Copy !req
49. I'll give you some examples.Copy !req
50. The pipe bomb
at Lancaster Middle SchoolCopy !req
51. we worked with
the parents and the kids...Copy !req
52. Tulsa, Hurricane BethCopy !req
53. the Chatham fire,
the Iowa tornadoesCopy !req
54. the FBI raid
in Rock Creek.Copy !req
55. So, you are familiar
with us.Copy !req
56. Dr. Keyworth, I'm the Deputy
White House Chief of Staff.Copy !req
57. I oversee
1,100 White House employeesCopy !req
58. I answer directly
to Leo McGarryCopy !req
59. and the President
of the United States.Copy !req
60. Did you think you were
talking to the paperboy?Copy !req
61. No.Copy !req
62. In your
wildest dreamsCopy !req
63. did you imagine that I wouldCopy !req
64. walk into this room
without knowing exactlyCopy !req
65. who you are
and what you do?
No.Copy !req
66. Then why did you lie
to me right off the bat?Copy !req
67. Josh...Copy !req
68. She's not here training.Copy !req
69. As a matter of fact, she is.Copy !req
70. I read briefing books
every day on subjectsCopy !req
71. considerably more
complicated than ATVA.Copy !req
72. She is here trainingCopy !req
73. in trauma therapy.Copy !req
74. Yeah, but that's
not why there are
two of you.Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. That's not the reason
why there are two of you.Copy !req
77. No.Copy !req
78. I get up, go
to the bathroomCopy !req
79. go to my office,
answer the phone—Copy !req
80. one of you watches me.Copy !req
81. Yeah.Copy !req
82. Stanley, you got off
to a bad start.Copy !req
83. Yes, I did.Copy !req
84. Yes, you did.Copy !req
85. Let's start again.Copy !req
86. You going to lie
to me this time?Copy !req
87. No.Copy !req
88. You going to lie to me?Copy !req
89. Haven't yet.Copy !req
90. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
91. How did you cut your hand?Copy !req
92. You're not talking
to the paperboy, either, Josh.Copy !req
93. a few minutes ago.Copy !req
94. Do you want
some coffee?
No, thanks.Copy !req
95. Tea?
No.Copy !req
96. Maybe later.
Yeah.Copy !req
97. The woman I asked,
uh, works for you,
I think— Donna?Copy !req
98. Yeah.Copy !req
99. She works for you?Copy !req
100. She's my
assistant.Copy !req
101. Was she at Rosalyn?Copy !req
102. It's Rosslyn.Copy !req
103. I'm sorry?Copy !req
104. The shooting took place in
Rosslyn, Virginia, not Rosalyn.Copy !req
105. I'm sorry, I'm not
from around here.Copy !req
106. Where are
you from?Copy !req
107. San Francisco, California.Copy !req
108. I always thought
it was San Franchesca.Copy !req
109. Was she with you?Copy !req
110. Donna?Copy !req
111. Yeah.Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. Who was with you?Copy !req
114. Everybody was
with me.Copy !req
115. We'd just gotten
done with a town
hall meeting.Copy !req
116. We'd just gotten
off television.Copy !req
117. Who's everybody?Copy !req
118. The President travels
with a large group.Copy !req
119. Who was...?
It was geared
to young people.Copy !req
120. There were Department
of Education people thereCopy !req
121. event staff, obviously
C.J. Cregg and the press
corps, Leo McGarryCopy !req
122. was there, Bob Shanahan,
Toby Ziegler was thereCopy !req
123. Ziegler's deputy,
Sam SeabornCopy !req
124. Zoey Bartlet was there,
obviously, Charlie Young...Copy !req
125. Who was with you?Copy !req
126. Josh, I'm trying
to get youCopy !req
127. to tell me
what happened.Copy !req
128. Stanley, I walked
out of the buildingCopy !req
129. I heard gunshots, people
started screaming, I woke
up in a hospital room.Copy !req
130. Okay.Copy !req
131. What happened three weeks ago?Copy !req
132. I don't know what
you're referring to.Copy !req
133. I don't know what
I'm referring to, eitherCopy !req
134. but some of the people
that you work withCopy !req
135. became concerned with your
behavior about three weeks ago.Copy !req
136. Well, I've been concerned
with their behaviorCopy !req
137. since way before that.Copy !req
138. Josh...
They were talkingCopy !req
139. about the pilot.Copy !req
140. The pilot?Copy !req
141. Robert CanoCopy !req
142. the Air Force pilot.Copy !req
143. And what about him?Copy !req
144. I don't know.Copy !req
145. You just said
that theyCopy !req
146. were talking about the pilot.Copy !req
147. I said that they may have
been talkingCopy !req
148. about the pilot.Copy !req
149. Well, that's not what you said.Copy !req
150. There was a lot
going on.Copy !req
151. There was the IMF treatyCopy !req
152. the Petroleum Reserves,
Alaska, the President's...Copy !req
153. But you mentioned the pilot.Copy !req
154. I didn't mention the pilot
for any special reason.Copy !req
155. I was saying that there was
a lot happeningCopy !req
156. three weeks ago.Copy !req
157. Okay.Copy !req
158. Then let's talk about
three weeks ago.Copy !req
159. Toby?Copy !req
160. Yeah.Copy !req
161. What the hell's
going on?Copy !req
162. What do you mean?Copy !req
163. Who are these guys?Copy !req
164. It's a-a brass quintet.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry?Copy !req
166. A brass quintet—Copy !req
167. two trumpets, trombone
baritone horn, French horn.Copy !req
168. Do you like them?Copy !req
169. Do I like them for what?Copy !req
170. To play Christmas carols
here in the lobbyCopy !req
171. in the mornings and
evenings as people
are coming and going.Copy !req
172. You like them?Copy !req
173. No.Copy !req
174. Why?Copy !req
175. 'Cause this isn't
the Paramus Mall.Copy !req
176. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
177. For the last two Christmases
in this White HouseCopy !req
178. I've been accused of
not being in the proper spirit.Copy !req
179. I was called names.Copy !req
180. Not this year.Copy !req
181. For the next three weeksCopy !req
182. I will be filling
this lobby with musicCopy !req
183. in the mornings
and the eveningsCopy !req
184. so that we may all
experience this seasonCopy !req
185. of... would you peopleCopy !req
186. stop playing for
one damn minute!Copy !req
187. this season of...
peace and joy.Copy !req
188. Okay.Copy !req
189. So, what do you think?Copy !req
190. They seem fine.Copy !req
191. And the loose change
they collectCopy !req
192. goes to pay
for musical instrumentsCopy !req
193. in D.C. public schools.Copy !req
194. Toby.Copy !req
195. Ben Zaharian stepped
went off the reservation
last night.Copy !req
196. What'd he do?Copy !req
197. He...Copy !req
198. You guys can
keep playing.Copy !req
199. He was at a Q&A
at the NRDCCopy !req
200. about drilling
the North Slope.Copy !req
201. He was asked if
the President wouldCopy !req
202. consider tapping
into the SPRCopy !req
203. and he said tapping
into the SPR has
a lot of merit.Copy !req
204. I'll get into it.Copy !req
205. Thank you.Copy !req
206. Sam.Copy !req
207. Yeah.Copy !req
208. Ben Zaharian did
a Q&A last nightCopy !req
209. and was asked a questionCopy !req
210. about the Strategic
Petroleum Reserve.Copy !req
211. And he said the SPR
is for emergencies
like times of war?Copy !req
212. He said tapping into
the SPR has a lot of merit.Copy !req
213. I'll talk to a deputy.Copy !req
214. Would you, please,
and go in and give
C.J. a heads-up.Copy !req
215. Yeah.Copy !req
216. C.J.:
expressed his confidenceCopy !req
217. that when the IMF
and the World BankCopy !req
218. meet in Prague next weekCopy !req
219. some of those restrictions
will be relaxed.Copy !req
220. To what extent could
Pete Didion's objectionsCopy !req
221. throw a wrench
in the works?Copy !req
222. C.J.:
Well, Congress
isn't in sessionCopy !req
223. but you mean...?Copy !req
224. Yeah, after the first.Copy !req
225. He sits on the Foreign
Aps sub-committee, so...Copy !req
226. Mark?Copy !req
227. C.J., this is way out
of left fieldCopy !req
228. but do you know anything
about a woman—Copy !req
229. I don't know how
to say this—Copy !req
230. going a little crazy
during a tour?Copy !req
231. A White House tour?Copy !req
232. Yeah, a woman saw
a paintingCopy !req
233. and started screaming.Copy !req
234. I don't know, Mark.Copy !req
235. There's a paintingCopy !req
236. of Dolly Madison
in the Grand Foyer.Copy !req
237. You catch it in the wrong light,
it can scare the living...Copy !req
238. Okay.
What else?
Katie?Copy !req
239. C.J., last nightCopy !req
240. the Energy Secretary
gave a speechCopy !req
241. at the Natural Resources
Defense CouncilCopy !req
242. about the perilsCopy !req
243. of drilling
the North Slope.Copy !req
244. During a Q&A,
he was asked aboutCopy !req
245. tapping into the Strategic
Petroleum ReservesCopy !req
246. to help ease oil prices.Copy !req
247. He responded that
the idea had a lot of merit.Copy !req
248. Does this signal
a shift in policy
since last June?Copy !req
249. Well, no, it doesn't,
but I will say that
a bad idea in JuneCopy !req
250. isn't necessarily a
bad idea in December.Copy !req
251. in the summer.
Thank you, everybody.Copy !req
252. Thank you, C.J.Copy !req
253. Thank you.Copy !req
254. Is somebody going
to speak to somebody?Copy !req
255. I'll talk to
a deputy.Copy !req
256. Please.Copy !req
257. What do you suppose
that was about
with the woman?Copy !req
258. What woman?Copy !req
259. The woman who went
crazy on the tour.Copy !req
260. We get about five
of those a week.Copy !req
261. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
262. What exactly about
the White House tour
makes them go crazy?Copy !req
263. The blue blazers.Copy !req
264. You're going to
talk to somebodyCopy !req
265. at the Energy Department?Copy !req
266. Yeah.Copy !req
267. Good save.Copy !req
268. Thank you. Where's
the President?Copy !req
269. The Situation Room.Copy !req
270. What's going on?Copy !req
271. Something about
a pilot.Copy !req
272. Ten-hut.Copy !req
273. What's going on? Sit down.Copy !req
274. Mr. President,
an F-16 FalconCopy !req
275. from the 27th Fighter's
Wing at Cannon Air Force BaseCopy !req
276. in New Mexico
has left his group.Copy !req
277. What does that mean?Copy !req
278. Returning home
from an exerciseCopy !req
279. the Flight Leader
visually realizedCopy !req
280. that the tail plane
was no longer in formation.Copy !req
281. There was no
communication
from the aircraftCopy !req
282. and now it fails to respond
to urgent radio calls.Copy !req
283. Is he in
there alone?Copy !req
284. Is there a crew?Copy !req
285. The Falcon's
a single-seat fighter.Copy !req
286. Did he crash?Copy !req
287. If he crashed, it
would have triggered
electronic signalsCopy !req
288. that would've
been picked up
by ground bases.Copy !req
289. Is there a chance
he's trying to contact
the ground and can't?Copy !req
290. A massive collapse
of this plane'sCopy !req
291. communication systems
isn't very likely.Copy !req
292. Ken, what does he have
up there?Copy !req
293. Well, he's got
a 20-millimeterCopy !req
294. Vulcan cannonCopy !req
295. and seven A.I.M.
Sidewinder missiles.Copy !req
296. Is his intentionCopy !req
297. to defect with a military assetCopy !req
298. or is his intention
to blow something up?Copy !req
299. We don't know what
his intention is.Copy !req
300. Don't our fighter pilots
have to go throughCopy !req
301. some kind
of psychological testing?Copy !req
302. Well, they go through
extensive screening, sir.Copy !req
303. He was deemed
psychologically fit to fly.Copy !req
304. Let me ask
a ridiculous question.Copy !req
305. I know the answer is no,
but is there any wayCopy !req
306. to bring this plane down
without shooting it down?Copy !req
307. No, sir.Copy !req
308. Okay.
What about populated areas?Copy !req
309. We can take him
over the Sierra Madres.Copy !req
310. Mr. PresidentCopy !req
311. it's possible
the pilot lost
consciousnessCopy !req
312. due to a dramatic
loss of air pressureCopy !req
313. and that's why
this is happening.Copy !req
314. We've scrambled F-16s
out of Edwards to get
a visual sighting.Copy !req
315. If the pilot is deadCopy !req
316. they'll see signs
in the cockpit.Copy !req
317. If he's consciousCopy !req
318. he'll know he's been painted,
and he'll be given an orderCopy !req
319. by the interceptors
to land at a designated area.Copy !req
320. If he doesn't, that's
when we make a decision.Copy !req
321. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
322. And that was the first time
you heard about the pilot?Copy !req
323. I'm sorry?Copy !req
324. That was the first time
you heard about the pilot?Copy !req
325. No.Copy !req
326. I wasn't in the Situation Room.Copy !req
327. I don't sit in those meetings.Copy !req
328. But that day was when you heard
about the pilot?Copy !req
329. Yeah, they would tell me
a little bit laterCopy !req
330. 'cause I had an assignment.Copy !req
331. Having to do with the pilot?Copy !req
332. Yeah.Copy !req
333. What was it?Copy !req
334. I'm sorry
if this question sounds rudeCopy !req
335. but how long
will we be here today?Copy !req
336. Well, I'm sorry
if this answer sounds rudeCopy !req
337. but as long as I want.Copy !req
338. I was asked here
by Leo McGarry.Copy !req
339. I know who asked you here.Copy !req
340. Three weeks ago— the pilot.Copy !req
341. For the fourth time, there was
a lot going on that day.Copy !req
342. I'm not sure why we need
to be fixated on...Copy !req
343. What was the assignment
with the pilot?Copy !req
344. I was supposed to look into
his personal recordsCopy !req
345. to figure out why he...Copy !req
346. It's the coffee, Josh.Copy !req
347. When did you find out?Copy !req
348. We were in the
Situation Room
an hour ago.Copy !req
349. How long has he been up there?Copy !req
350. 90 minutes since
he broke formation.Copy !req
351. They've deployed
the 57th Fighter WingCopy !req
352. from Nellis in NevadaCopy !req
353. the 388th, the
58th from ArizonaCopy !req
354. the 301st out of Texas.Copy !req
355. How long before
I see this on television?Copy !req
356. I'm amazed News Center 4
doesn't have their traffic
copter up there right now.Copy !req
357. And how long before
we make visual contact?Copy !req
358. About ten minutes.Copy !req
359. What do we know
about the pilot?Copy !req
360. Not as much
as I'd like to.Copy !req
361. You want me
to get into it?Copy !req
362. Get the biographical info.Copy !req
363. How did this
guy get throughCopy !req
364. a fairly intense
psychological
screening process?Copy !req
365. We gave this guy an
$18 million warplane.Copy !req
366. I'll get into it.Copy !req
367. Ooh, sorry.Copy !req
368. Donna...Copy !req
369. I have the personnel
file for the pilot.Copy !req
370. How did you know
I was going to ask you for that?Copy !req
371. Seriously...
I'm tuned to you.Copy !req
372. I anticipate
your every need.Copy !req
373. Yeah, but to be walking by
with a guy's personnel file?Copy !req
374. They called me ten
minutes ago, Josh.Copy !req
375. Don't be a yutz.Copy !req
376. Ah.Copy !req
377. On the other hand,
you're a very handsome man.Copy !req
378. What do you need?Copy !req
379. You're a very powerful
and a very handsome man.Copy !req
380. What do you need?Copy !req
381. You know how I never
ask you for anything.Copy !req
382. What do you need?Copy !req
383. Yo-Yo Ma is playing
at the Christmas party.Copy !req
384. Which one?Copy !req
385. Congressional.Copy !req
386. Fine.Copy !req
387. I can come?Copy !req
388. Give me the file.Copy !req
389. Can I come?Copy !req
390. To the congressional
Christmas party? Yeah.Copy !req
391. You can take
your Pablo Casals.Copy !req
392. You can keep
your Rostropovich.Copy !req
393. I say Yo-Yo Ma rules.Copy !req
394. Hmm.
What?Copy !req
395. This guy, that pilot?Copy !req
396. What about him?Copy !req
397. He's got the same birthday
as me.Copy !req
398. I'll be in here.Copy !req
399. Josh.Copy !req
400. Yeah?Copy !req
401. So, I spoke to Jesse Witt
at Energy.Copy !req
402. I dressed her down
pretty good.Copy !req
403. They're not going
to get us to changeCopy !req
404. our policy on the SPRCopy !req
405. by announcing
we should change our policy.Copy !req
406. I told her thatCopy !req
407. in no uncertain terms.
And?Copy !req
408. I think we should
change our policy.Copy !req
409. I kind of have to do this thing
right now.Copy !req
410. Can we talk
about it later?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. You know this guy—Copy !req
413. the pilot?
Yeah.Copy !req
414. We have the same birthday.Copy !req
415. Okay, well,
I'm going to talk to LeoCopy !req
416. about the SPR.Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. C.J.
Yeah?Copy !req
419. Bernard Thatch from the
White House Visitors' OfficeCopy !req
420. is waiting for you inside.Copy !req
421. Yeah, I asked him
to come see me.Copy !req
422. Claudia Jean.Copy !req
423. How are you doing,
Bernard?Copy !req
424. I'm not at all well.Copy !req
425. That's not unusual,
is it?Copy !req
426. No.Copy !req
427. I understand there was
an incident on a tour.Copy !req
428. There's always an
incident on a tour.Copy !req
429. People touch things.Copy !req
430. You should punish them
for that, Bernard.Copy !req
431. I've begged my
superiors to allow me.Copy !req
432. This had to do
with a painting.Copy !req
433. Oh, yes. It's all
in the report. It
wasn't a problem.Copy !req
434. Yeah, but it made it
to the press roomCopy !req
435. so I just wanted
to check in.Copy !req
436. The guide was pointing
out the Gustave CaillouxCopy !req
437. hanging outside
the Blue Room.Copy !req
438. A woman began screaming
completely incoherently.Copy !req
439. In English?Copy !req
440. If it was a
language at allCopy !req
441. its origin was
unknown to me.Copy !req
442. I sent for the
agent on dutyCopy !req
443. who attempted to
take a statementCopy !req
444. but not speaking whatever
language this woman wasCopy !req
445. simply escorted herCopy !req
446. out of the building.Copy !req
447. Well, okay.Copy !req
448. Thanks
for stopping by.Copy !req
449. C.J., your necklace is a
monument to bourgeois taste.Copy !req
450. Thank you.Copy !req
451. You're welcome.Copy !req
452. Bernard... listenCopy !req
453. who is Gustave Cailloux,
and how long has this paintingCopy !req
454. been hanging
outside the Blue Room?Copy !req
455. Cailloux was
a contemporary
of CourbetCopy !req
456. who was considerably
more gifted.Copy !req
457. This is a painting of
the cliffs at EtretatCopy !req
458. cleverly titled,
The Cliffs at Etretat.Copy !req
459. It is a minor work.Copy !req
460. What's it doing here?Copy !req
461. It was on loan from
the Musee d'OrsayCopy !req
462. to the National Gallery.Copy !req
463. The President, on a visit
to the National GalleryCopy !req
464. and possessing even
less taste in fine artCopy !req
465. than you have
in accessoriesCopy !req
466. announced that he
liked the painting.Copy !req
467. The French government
offered it as a gift
to the White HouseCopy !req
468. I suppose in retribution
for EurodisneyCopy !req
469. so here it hangs like a
gym sock on a shower rod.Copy !req
470. You're a snob.Copy !req
471. Yes.Copy !req
472. I'd stay on the phoneCopy !req
473. with Cashman and Berryhill.Copy !req
474. They're going to know
when the F-16s have painted himCopy !req
475. before I will.Copy !req
476. Thank you,
Mr. President.Copy !req
477. Thank you.Copy !req
478. When I was in tenth gradeCopy !req
479. me and my friends took my
father's Ford Country SquireCopy !req
480. on a joyride to Vermont.Copy !req
481. He locked me in the garage
till Easter.Copy !req
482. What do you think
we should do with this pilotCopy !req
483. once we get his ass
on the ground?Copy !req
484. You think that's
going to happen?Copy !req
485. No.Copy !req
486. Mr. President, they've
asked me to talk to youCopy !req
487. about your
Christmas cards.Copy !req
488. They want to know
which ones you'll
to sign by handCopy !req
489. and which ones
get autopen.Copy !req
490. I'm going to sign them all
by hand.Copy !req
491. Sir, we went through
this last year.Copy !req
492. I'm going to sign them all
by hand.Copy !req
493. I'm not sure
that's practical.Copy !req
494. I don't like the whole ideaCopy !req
495. of the autopen.Copy !req
496. Let's do them by hand.Copy !req
497. How many can there be?Copy !req
498. How many am I sending out?Copy !req
499. 1,110,000.Copy !req
500. Seriously?Copy !req
501. Yes, sir.Copy !req
502. I'm sending out
1.1 million Christmas cards?Copy !req
503. It's a three-
tier system.Copy !req
504. There are about
1,000 namesCopy !req
505. on the First Family's list.Copy !req
506. Then there are about 100,000Copy !req
507. campaign workers
and contributors.Copy !req
508. Who are the other million?Copy !req
509. You send a card
to everyone who writesCopy !req
510. a letter to
the White House.Copy !req
511. I do?
Yes, sirCopy !req
512. and around a million people
wrote you.Copy !req
513. Okay, but some of those
were death threats.Copy !req
514. They've weeded those out.Copy !req
515. Well, I'm not signing
1.1 million cards.Copy !req
516. I wouldn't think so.Copy !req
517. Mr. President.Copy !req
518. 1.1 million cards?Copy !req
519. Yes, sir.Copy !req
520. Sir?Copy !req
521. Situation Room.Copy !req
522. What happened?Copy !req
523. He was dead.Copy !req
524. The pilot?Copy !req
525. Robert Cano, yeah.Copy !req
526. Leo came and told me.Copy !req
527. What had you found out
about him?Copy !req
528. What do you mean?Copy !req
529. You were supposed
to learn about the pilotCopy !req
530. and brief
the President.Copy !req
531. I didn't
learn anything.Copy !req
532. Well, you must have learned
something.Copy !req
533. There wasn't time.Copy !req
534. It was maybe 20 minutesCopy !req
535. between when I
got the assignmentCopy !req
536. and when Leo came in.Copy !req
537. How'd he die?Copy !req
538. Cano?
Yeah.Copy !req
539. He crashed into
a mountain, Stanley.Copy !req
540. No, I mean, was it
'cause he lost oxygen?Copy !req
541. Did you have to shoot him down?Copy !req
542. This was on the front page
of the newspapers.Copy !req
543. It wasn't
on the front pageCopy !req
544. of the sports section,
so...Copy !req
545. It's over.Copy !req
546. The F-16?Copy !req
547. Yeah. It went into a mountain
north of Mexico City.Copy !req
548. Was the pilot alive
when it crashed?Copy !req
549. Yes.Copy !req
550. We know that for sure,
or we're just...?Copy !req
551. There was a radio communication.Copy !req
552. Yeah.
From the pilot?Copy !req
553. What did he say?Copy !req
554. He said, "It wasn't the plane."Copy !req
555. That's it?Copy !req
556. Yeah.Copy !req
557. Okay.Copy !req
558. So, what do you know?Copy !req
559. The same things you know.Copy !req
560. He's from Tallahassee.Copy !req
561. He trained at Laughlin
on T-37s.Copy !req
562. What else?Copy !req
563. Stanley...Copy !req
564. What else did you know?Copy !req
565. I didn't know anything.Copy !req
566. I knew his name.Copy !req
567. I knew his rank.Copy !req
568. Uh, I knew where he trained.Copy !req
569. I knew his missions.Copy !req
570. What else?Copy !req
571. We had the same birthday.Copy !req
572. That's right.Copy !req
573. And what else?Copy !req
574. He's got some medals.Copy !req
575. One of them's a...Copy !req
576. Purple Heart.Copy !req
577. For what?Copy !req
578. His plane was shot at
over Bosnia.Copy !req
579. It caught fire, he ejected...Copy !req
580. and there were some injuries.Copy !req
581. That's right, Josh.Copy !req
582. That's right.Copy !req
583. Toby?
Yeah?Copy !req
584. Bagpipes?Copy !req
585. Yeah.Copy !req
586. You put bagpipes
in the lobby?Copy !req
587. Not just any
bagpipes, Josh.Copy !req
588. Those guys are the
Duncan McTavish ClarneyCopy !req
589. Highland Bagpipe
Regiment.Copy !req
590. They're
a bagpipe regiment.Copy !req
591. They're three guys
from DelawareCopy !req
592. but they can play.Copy !req
593. Two weeks ago,
it was a brass quintet.Copy !req
594. Yesterday, it was the Capital
Blue Plate Banjo Band.Copy !req
595. Capital Bluegrass
Banjo BrigadeCopy !req
596. and those guys were
featured on local news.Copy !req
597. They're pretty loud.Copy !req
598. The bagpipes?Copy !req
599. Yeah.Copy !req
600. That's 'cause
the shepherdsCopy !req
601. would need to call
in the goatsCopy !req
602. from high atop the hills.Copy !req
603. Shepherds herd sheep.Copy !req
604. They don't do it
in DelawareCopy !req
605. and these guys
can't play in the lobby.Copy !req
606. The money that people
toss in their casesCopy !req
607. will go to buy
band uniformsCopy !req
608. for the St. Mary's
Assumption Marching
Red Raiders.Copy !req
609. Toby, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
610. These guys have a
14-song repertoire.Copy !req
611. I can hear the damn sirens
all over the building.Copy !req
612. The bagpipes.Copy !req
613. Josh?Copy !req
614. The bagpipes.Copy !req
615. They can't play
in the lobby.Copy !req
616. Toby?
Yeah?Copy !req
617. Can you hang on
a second? Carol?Copy !req
618. I met with
Bernard ThatchCopy !req
619. of the White House
Visitors' Office.Copy !req
620. He didn't like
my shoes.Copy !req
621. C.J.:
He said the
Secret ServiceCopy !req
622. took a report
from a womanCopy !req
623. who had some kind
of episode on a tour?Copy !req
624. C.J.?Copy !req
625. Hang on. I should really glance
at that report.Copy !req
626. Could you get it for me?Copy !req
627. Toby, if I could ask
the SPR a question...Copy !req
628. Would it be possibleCopy !req
629. to hold the noise down
out here?Copy !req
630. Do you need
something?Copy !req
631. I need the CBO spec.Copy !req
632. It's on your desk.Copy !req
633. It's like a damn hockey game
out here.Copy !req
634. Did you know at this pointCopy !req
635. that there were peopleCopy !req
636. who were concerned
about you?Copy !req
637. I don't...Copy !req
638. I'm not really comfortable
with that question.Copy !req
639. I mean, concerned
with your behavior.Copy !req
640. I understand what you meant.Copy !req
641. If you look back to the
days following the pilotCopy !req
642. do you remember
anything unusual
about your behavior?Copy !req
643. No.Copy !req
644. Why do you think your friends
were saying that?Copy !req
645. This is incredibly
prosecutorial.Copy !req
646. I don't care.Copy !req
647. I think if you want to know
what my friends were thinkingCopy !req
648. and why
they were thinking itCopy !req
649. you should talk
to my friends.Copy !req
650. I did.Copy !req
651. So I gather.Copy !req
652. What was going on on the 19th?Copy !req
653. The 19th of this month?Copy !req
654. Five days ago.Copy !req
655. Stanley, to say
what was going on on the 19th...Copy !req
656. the number of things
that go on hereCopy !req
657. during a day...Copy !req
658. Name some things
that went on five days ago.Copy !req
659. C.J.? C.J.? C.J.?Copy !req
660. Yeah?Copy !req
661. What are you doing?
Eating lunch.Copy !req
662. Why is...
Something's strange
about this photograph.Copy !req
663. Listen, why is there
no more informationCopy !req
664. coming about Robert Cano?Copy !req
665. It's not the photograph,
it's the painting
in the photograph.Copy !req
666. Why has there been
no new information?Copy !req
667. 'Cause there's
no new information.Copy !req
668. Okay.Copy !req
669. There isn't.
You accept that?Copy !req
670. Yeah.
A perfectly healthyCopy !req
671. Air Force pilot kills himself
and nobody's asking why?Copy !req
672. A lot of people are asking why,
we just don't know whyCopy !req
673. except that he obviouslyCopy !req
674. wasn't perfectly
healthy anymore.Copy !req
675. All right.
Hang on.Copy !req
676. Look at this picture.Copy !req
677. Does something in this picture
look familiar?Copy !req
678. It's a man holding
a little girl.Copy !req
679. Look behind the man
on the wall.Copy !req
680. The painting.
Yeah.Copy !req
681. Yeah.Copy !req
682. It looks familiar?Copy !req
683. It's the same one
that's hangingCopy !req
684. outside the Blue Room.Copy !req
685. Are you kidding?Copy !req
686. I need information.Copy !req
687. I'm going
to the Blue Room.Copy !req
688. Yo-Yo Ma rules.Copy !req
689. She wouldn't shut up
about Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
690. You don't like the cello?Copy !req
691. I like the cello fine.Copy !req
692. You asked me what
was going on that dayCopy !req
693. and one of the things
that was going on wasCopy !req
694. that Donna wouldn't shut up
about Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
695. Who was playing at
the Christmas party.Copy !req
696. Yes.Copy !req
697. Now the day
of that partyCopy !req
698. you had a meeting
at the Oval Office.Copy !req
699. Probably.
No.Copy !req
700. You did.
Okay.Copy !req
701. You don't remember
having a meetingCopy !req
702. in the Oval Office that day?Copy !req
703. It's not unusual for me
to meet with the PresidentCopy !req
704. in the Oval Office
five or ten times a day.Copy !req
705. The meeting I'm talking
about wasn't usual.Copy !req
706. Stanley...
Come on.Copy !req
707. You're pissed at Sam,
you're pissed at TobyCopy !req
708. you're pissed at C.J.,
you're pissed at Donna.Copy !req
709. Who's next?Copy !req
710. Sir, last yearCopy !req
711. New England had
16.3 million barrelsCopy !req
712. of commercial inventory.Copy !req
713. This year they have six.Copy !req
714. Nobody was next.Copy !req
715. I don't know what you heard
about this meetingCopy !req
716. but it wasn't even my meeting.Copy !req
717. OPEC will find a wayCopy !req
718. to punish us.Copy !req
719. The Saudis have announced
that they'd welcomeCopy !req
720. the U.S. tapping into
the SPR to calm the market.Copy !req
721. Even the Saudis think
the price is too high.Copy !req
722. If the Saudis are
that concerned, why don't
they just make oil faster?Copy !req
723. They're not
that concerned.Copy !req
724. I didn't think so.Copy !req
725. It was Sam's meeting.
He wanted the PresidentCopy !req
726. to get together with his energy
economic advisors on the SPR.Copy !req
727. I was only there
for political perspective.Copy !req
728. What does that mean?Copy !req
729. There are only two thingsCopy !req
730. that ever stop the government
from doing anything:Copy !req
731. money or politics.Copy !req
732. So you were there to sayCopy !req
733. you thought it was
a bad idea politically?Copy !req
734. Yeah.Copy !req
735. Yeah.
Did you think it was?Copy !req
736. Did you say so?Copy !req
737. I'm paid to say so.Copy !req
738. What'd you say?Copy !req
739. I told him to...Copy !req
740. You're not going
to understand it.Copy !req
741. I'm a fairly well-educated guy.Copy !req
742. You need to understand
the background.Copy !req
743. Did you raise your voice?Copy !req
744. To the President?Copy !req
745. Yeah.Copy !req
746. No.Copy !req
747. Okay.Copy !req
748. You don't
raise your voiceCopy !req
749. to the President.Copy !req
750. Okay.Copy !req
751. You certainly
don't do it in
the Oval Office.Copy !req
752. Okay.Copy !req
753. There's always lively discussionCopy !req
754. and the President's informal
with his staffCopy !req
755. but there's a line
you don't cross.Copy !req
756. Ever.
You don't ever cross that line.Copy !req
757. Let's set up a meeting.Copy !req
758. Sir, can I say...
You sold me.Copy !req
759. We're setting up
a meeting.Copy !req
760. Excellent.Copy !req
761. Can I say I think
it's a bad idea?Copy !req
762. Why?Copy !req
763. It's not something
Didion's going to like.Copy !req
764. Well, I'm just talking
about a meetingCopy !req
765. but if I decide to do it,
the PresidentCopy !req
766. controls the SPR
and not Congress.Copy !req
767. But Didion controls
the IMF vote.Copy !req
768. The two aren't related.Copy !req
769. Let's move on.
The two are related.Copy !req
770. How?Copy !req
771. Through Didion.Copy !req
772. I'm saying the Strategic
Petroleum ReserveCopy !req
773. and forgiving the IMF debt
are not related.Copy !req
774. Anything else?Copy !req
775. Of course
they're related.
Josh!Copy !req
776. If Didion doesn't like that
we're tapping into the SPRCopy !req
777. he won't let the IMF
debt out of committee.Copy !req
778. We'll talk to him tonight.Copy !req
779. At the Christmas party,
we'll take him aside.Copy !req
780. No, sir, you can't
just take him aside.Copy !req
781. We can't move on...
Josh, we can move on...Copy !req
782. Josh...Copy !req
783. We can't just
take him aside!Copy !req
784. If we tell him
we need his helpCopy !req
785. then we give him
visibility and powerCopy !req
786. we put him in a
position to say noCopy !req
787. and be a hero to his partyCopy !req
788. and who wouldn't want
to do that for a living?Copy !req
789. Didion's a good guy.
We can talk to him.Copy !req
790. You need
to listen to me.Copy !req
791. You have to
listen to me.Copy !req
792. I can't help you
unless you listen to me.Copy !req
793. You can't send
Christmas cards to
everyone, you can't!Copy !req
794. Forget the SPR. Let's
get the IMF loansCopy !req
795. like we said
we were going to.Copy !req
796. Listen to what I have
to say about DidionCopy !req
797. and please listen to me!Copy !req
798. Josh...Copy !req
799. All right,
let's move on.Copy !req
800. Josh, go wait in my
office, would you?Copy !req
801. I suppose if it's
just a meeting...Copy !req
802. Wait in my office, would you?Copy !req
803. Okay.Copy !req
804. We'll talk
to Didion tonight?Copy !req
805. Yeah.Copy !req
806. By the wayCopy !req
807. it's not intervention
in a free marketCopy !req
808. if that's what
he's worried about.Copy !req
809. I agree.Copy !req
810. It's not free trade
if the price of oilCopy !req
811. is being controlled by a cartel.Copy !req
812. Sam, you'll be in on this?Copy !req
813. Yes, sir.
Thank you.Copy !req
814. Thank you,
Mr. President.Copy !req
815. Have you ever heard of ATVA?Copy !req
816. Leo...Copy !req
817. Have you?Copy !req
818. I think I should go
back in there.Copy !req
819. It's the American Trauma
Victims Association.
Leo...Copy !req
820. We call them in
to treat trauma victims.Copy !req
821. I know what ATVA is.
Specifically we use them...Copy !req
822. You're going
to sit with the guy.Copy !req
823. Leo...Copy !req
824. You're going
to sit with the guy.Copy !req
825. If this is because of
what I said in there,
I wasn't at my best.Copy !req
826. Josh, I'm not sure
you were fully consciousCopy !req
827. while you were saying it.Copy !req
828. Well, thank God for Leo.Copy !req
829. Yeah.Copy !req
830. I'm serious.Copy !req
831. The man's an alcoholic.Copy !req
832. He knew what
he was talking about.Copy !req
833. I'm not sure it was as
bad as maybe it was...Copy !req
834. It was.Copy !req
835. Stanley, you can ask
the questionsCopy !req
836. or you can answer themCopy !req
837. but you can't do both
at the same time.Copy !req
838. Yes, I can.Copy !req
839. Why?Copy !req
840. Because I know the answersCopy !req
841. and I don't work for you.Copy !req
842. Is there going to be a...?Copy !req
843. How'd you cut your hand?Copy !req
844. Stanley...Copy !req
845. No, how'd you do it?Copy !req
846. I put a glass down.Copy !req
847. Yeah, I don't think you did.Copy !req
848. Stanley, I got home
from the thingCopy !req
849. I made a drink.Copy !req
850. I sat down.Copy !req
851. I pushed the magazine asideCopy !req
852. to use as a coaster.Copy !req
853. I missed the coaster.Copy !req
854. You missed the coaster
with quite a bit of force.Copy !req
855. I work out when I can.Copy !req
856. I swear, I am completely
unimpressed with clever answers.Copy !req
857. And I was so hoping
we'd have a second date.Copy !req
858. You're in nine kinds of pain.Copy !req
859. You don't know what's
going on inside of youCopy !req
860. and you are so locked into
damage control that you can't...Copy !req
861. You diagnosed me in eight hours?Copy !req
862. Josh, I diagnosed you
in five minutes.Copy !req
863. Talk about the night
of the party.Copy !req
864. Mr. Lyman, are you in there?Copy !req
865. You said you put down the glassCopy !req
866. when you came home
from a party that night.Copy !req
867. Yeah, the Congressional
Christmas Party.Copy !req
868. Mr. Lyman?Copy !req
869. The Congressional Christmas
Party was white tieCopy !req
870. which is unusual,
but the President likes it.Copy !req
871. You look good, Charlie.Copy !req
872. I didn't know people dressed
like this anymore.Copy !req
873. I've brought it back.Copy !req
874. Yes, sir.Copy !req
875. Like Woodrow Wilson
and top hats.Copy !req
876. We're not going to
wear top hats with
this, are we, sir?Copy !req
877. No.Copy !req
878. Thank you.Copy !req
879. Good evening,
Mr. President.Copy !req
880. Charlie, this is how
statesmen dress.Copy !req
881. This is how they dress
at times of occasion.Copy !req
882. Yes, sir.
It's regal.Copy !req
883. Yes, sir.Copy !req
884. Eagle's moving.Copy !req
885. Hello, I'm sorry
to keep you waiting.Copy !req
886. C.J., this isCopy !req
887. Rebecca Housman
and her son David.Copy !req
888. I'm C.J. Cregg.
David. We spoke
on the phone.Copy !req
889. Yes.Copy !req
890. Mrs. Housman,
I'm C.J. Cregg.Copy !req
891. I'm the White House
Press Secretary.Copy !req
892. Does she understand me?Copy !req
893. A little.Copy !req
894. This is your painting.Copy !req
895. Your father was
Augie Housman?Copy !req
896. Yes.Copy !req
897. He was an art collector.Copy !req
898. Mostly of
minor impressionistsCopy !req
899. that nobody else really
cared that much about.Copy !req
900. He was a French Jew.Copy !req
901. And the Vichy laws stripped
him of his property.Copy !req
902. Yeah.Copy !req
903. Well, best as
we can tellCopy !req
904. the Nazis sold the painting
to a Swiss dealerCopy !req
905. sometime after your grandfather
perished at Auschwitz.Copy !req
906. It made its way
to the Musee d'OrsayCopy !req
907. then to the National Gallery
where the President spotted it.Copy !req
908. We've contacted
the French...Copy !req
909. who promptly
surrendered...Copy !req
910. who wanted to settle
this matter amicably.Copy !req
911. We'd like you to haveCopy !req
912. our sincere apologyCopy !req
913. as well, of course,
as the painting back.Copy !req
914. Thank you.Copy !req
915. Well...Copy !req
916. you've made an old woman
and her son very happy.Copy !req
917. David, do you
happen to knowCopy !req
918. what your grandfather
paid for it originally?Copy !req
919. It would've been
about the equivalentCopy !req
920. of 300 dollars U.S.Copy !req
921. Yes, that's about right.Copy !req
922. Would you explain
to your motherCopy !req
923. that I've had the
painting appraisedCopy !req
924. and it's worth
about 400,000 now?Copy !req
925. You should also tell her
that if she likesCopy !req
926. we'd be honoredCopy !req
927. to continue
hanging the paintingCopy !req
928. and the longer we doCopy !req
929. the higher
it'll appreciate.Copy !req
930. No.Copy !req
931. Officers McDaniel and Smith
from the Park PoliceCopy !req
932. are going to escort
you home.Copy !req
933. Thank you very much.Copy !req
934. Thank you.Copy !req
935. You see, you try
very hard to be meanCopy !req
936. but then you see
that being nice is better.Copy !req
937. You're a freakish
little woman.Copy !req
938. So that moment's over.Copy !req
939. Yes.Copy !req
940. Oh, Josh, Sam said the
Didion meeting went well.Copy !req
941. Yeah, we'll support
a LIEHEAP subsidyCopy !req
942. for air conditioning
in the Texas 23rd.Copy !req
943. 'Cause it's Christmas?Copy !req
944. Yeah.Copy !req
945. We're starting
in five minutes.Copy !req
946. Yeah.Copy !req
947. What was the diagnosis?Copy !req
948. I'm sorry?Copy !req
949. You said you
diagnosed meCopy !req
950. after five minutes.Copy !req
951. What was
the diagnosis?Copy !req
952. You have
post traumatic stress disorder.Copy !req
953. Well, that doesn't really sound
like something they let you haveCopy !req
954. if you work for the President.Copy !req
955. So, can-can we have it
be something else?Copy !req
956. Seriously, I think...
I think you mightCopy !req
957. be wrong about that.Copy !req
958. I'm not trying
to be difficult.Copy !req
959. I don't think you are.Copy !req
960. I know that I'm giving
you cocky answersCopy !req
961. Listen...
and I should be...Copy !req
962. I know you want
me to talk about
my feelings.Copy !req
963. No, I don't, Josh.Copy !req
964. The last thing I want you to doCopy !req
965. is talk about
your feelings.Copy !req
966. I think
if you heardCopy !req
967. a tape recording of this day,
you wouldn't hearCopy !req
968. the word "feelings."Copy !req
969. What we need
to get you to doCopy !req
970. is be able to remember
the shooting without reliving itCopy !req
971. and you have been
reliving it.Copy !req
972. We have polling that indicates
that if Johann Sebastian BachCopy !req
973. were alive today,
he would've voted for me.Copy !req
974. Right?Copy !req
975. It happened
during the Christmas party.Copy !req
976. I'm not trying to give you cocky
answers, I'm really not.Copy !req
977. I am the guy
you tell, Josh.Copy !req
978. It happened
at the Christmas party.Copy !req
979. the Bach Suite in G Major.Copy !req
980. Please join me
in welcoming Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
981. Josh...Copy !req
982. I was fine.Copy !req
983. Josh...Copy !req
984. It was... the Bach G Major.Copy !req
985. It's a nice piece.Copy !req
986. It is.Copy !req
987. Did he play it well?Copy !req
988. It's Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
989. I've never heard him
in person.Copy !req
990. Well, it's really...Copy !req
991. it's really
quite something.Copy !req
992. How did it start?Copy !req
993. I don't know.Copy !req
994. Yes, you do.Copy !req
995. I was-I was just sitting there.Copy !req
996. And then what happened?Copy !req
997. I don't know.Copy !req
998. What, are you
in the fourth grade?Copy !req
999. I don't know
how it started.Copy !req
1000. You tasted something bitter
in your mouth.Copy !req
1001. It was adrenaline.Copy !req
1002. The bitter taste
was the adrenaline.Copy !req
1003. What happened then?Copy !req
1004. I couldn't
make it stop.Copy !req
1005. We got a single
gunshot wound.Copy !req
1006. BP is 90 palp.Copy !req
1007. I couldn't
make it stop.Copy !req
1008. No, you couldn't, JoshCopy !req
1009. but you'd been trying
for three weeksCopy !req
1010. and that's why
you were feeling sick inside.Copy !req
1011. What happened
when you went home that night?Copy !req
1012. Mr. Lyman, are you in there?Copy !req
1013. And you had an episode
at the party.Copy !req
1014. That afternoon, you had blown up
in the Oval Office.Copy !req
1015. What happened
when you went home that night?Copy !req
1016. Honestly, nothing.Copy !req
1017. Okay.Copy !req
1018. I sat down
on the couch.Copy !req
1019. Can you honestly tell me
that when the pilot
committed suicide...Copy !req
1020. I pushed a magazine
aside to use as
a coaster...Copy !req
1021. Can you honestly tell meCopy !req
1022. that you didn't wonder
if you were suicidal, too?Copy !req
1023. I didn't wonder that.Copy !req
1024. You're lying.
I didn't wonder that.Copy !req
1025. With everything you two
had in common?Copy !req
1026. We had nothing in common.Copy !req
1027. You knew you had
the same birthday.Copy !req
1028. You knew something else.
Who gives a damn
if we had...?Copy !req
1029. Stanley...Copy !req
1030. You knew he had been shot down
once, that his planeCopy !req
1031. had caught on fire,
that he had ejectedCopy !req
1032. that there were
some injuries.Copy !req
1033. Stanley, I made
myself a drink.Copy !req
1034. I pushed aside
a magazine...Copy !req
1035. Josh!Copy !req
1036. to use
as a coaster.Copy !req
1037. Josh... how did you
cut your hand?Copy !req
1038. Mr. Lyman, it's the super.Copy !req
1039. Mr. Lyman,
are you okay in there?Copy !req
1040. Mr. Lyman?Copy !req
1041. Okay, then.Copy !req
1042. Okay, then?Copy !req
1043. That's that.Copy !req
1044. I'm cured?Copy !req
1045. Yeah, Josh, you're cured.Copy !req
1046. No problem.
Stanley...Copy !req
1047. I'll recommend
a therapist you'll like.Copy !req
1048. I like you.Copy !req
1049. You're too easy a case for me.Copy !req
1050. I broke a window.Copy !req
1051. Yeah, stop doing that.Copy !req
1052. I want to commend youCopy !req
1053. on not hurting anybody elseCopy !req
1054. and not hurting yourself
too badlyCopy !req
1055. but, nevertheless,
stop doing that.Copy !req
1056. And that'll do the trick?Copy !req
1057. Yeah.Copy !req
1058. I'm-I'm getting
shortchanged here.Copy !req
1059. Merry Christmas, Josh.Copy !req
1060. We're done.Copy !req
1061. I'll call
your officeCopy !req
1062. after the holidays
and give you a number.Copy !req
1063. It was nice
meeting you.Copy !req
1064. Hang on.Copy !req
1065. What happens if tomorrowCopy !req
1066. some pilot with my birthday
decides to kill himself?Copy !req
1067. Oh, that wasn't
what started it.Copy !req
1068. What started it?Copy !req
1069. You were
already cookingCopy !req
1070. for a few hours
before the pilot.Copy !req
1071. I was?Copy !req
1072. Usually with
a gunshot victimCopy !req
1073. it's, uh, a
car backfiringCopy !req
1074. or, uh, a
twig snappingCopy !req
1075. but that's
not what it
was with you.Copy !req
1076. What was it?Copy !req
1077. Kaytha?Copy !req
1078. The music.Copy !req
1079. The brass quintet.Copy !req
1080. Why would the music
have started it?Copy !req
1081. Well, I know it's going to sound
like I'm telling youCopy !req
1082. that 2 + 2 equals
a bushel of potatoesCopy !req
1083. but at this moment, in your headCopy !req
1084. music is the same thing as...Copy !req
1085. As sirens.Copy !req
1086. Yeah.Copy !req
1087. So that's...Copy !req
1088. going to be my reaction
every time I hear music?Copy !req
1089. No.Copy !req
1090. Why not?Copy !req
1091. Because...Copy !req
1092. we get better.Copy !req
1093. All the same,
I need some more therapy.Copy !req
1094. Oh, you're going
to get some.Copy !req
1095. I mean now.Copy !req
1096. Merry Christmas, Josh.Copy !req
1097. We could order pizza.Copy !req
1098. Have a good night.Copy !req
1099. Stanley, I haven't told you
my dreams yet.Copy !req
1100. Fax them over to me.Copy !req
1101. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1102. How'd it go?Copy !req
1103. Did you wait around for me?Copy !req
1104. How'd it go?Copy !req
1105. He thinks I may have
an eating disorder...Copy !req
1106. Josh...Copy !req
1107. and a fear of rectangles.Copy !req
1108. That's not weird, is it?Copy !req
1109. I didn't cut my hand
on a glass.Copy !req
1110. I broke a window
in my apartment.Copy !req
1111. This guy's walking down
the streetCopy !req
1112. when he falls in a hole.Copy !req
1113. The walls are so steep,
he can't get out.Copy !req
1114. A doctor passes by
and the guy shouts upCopy !req
1115. "Hey, you! Can you help me out?"Copy !req
1116. The doctor writes a prescriptionCopy !req
1117. throws it down in the hole
and moves on.Copy !req
1118. Then a priest
comes along, and
the guy shouts upCopy !req
1119. "Father, I'm down
in this hole. Can
you help me out?"Copy !req
1120. The priest writes out a prayerCopy !req
1121. throws it down in the hole
and moves on.Copy !req
1122. Then a friend walks by.Copy !req
1123. "Hey, Joe, it's me.
Can you help me out?"Copy !req
1124. And the friend jumps
in the hole.Copy !req
1125. Our guy says, "Are you stupid?Copy !req
1126. Now we're both down there."Copy !req
1127. The friend says, "Yeah,
but I've been down here beforeCopy !req
1128. and I know the way out."Copy !req
1129. Long as I got a job, you got
a job, do you understand?Copy !req
1130. You wrapped that yourself,
right?Copy !req
1131. The bandage?Copy !req
1132. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
1133. Donna's going to take you
to the emergency room.Copy !req
1134. She knows?Copy !req
1135. She was the one
who guessed.Copy !req
1136. I don't need the
emergency room.Copy !req
1137. Come on, it could
be infected.Copy !req
1138. You could have a thing.Copy !req
1139. How the hell
do I know?
What thing?Copy !req
1140. Leo...Copy !req
1141. Let's go.Copy !req
1142. I'll see you later.Copy !req
1143. Okay.Copy !req
1144. I don't need a doctor.Copy !req
1145. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
1146. No.Copy !req
1147. Then be quiet.Copy !req
1148. Josh?Copy !req
1149. Yeah.Copy !req
1150. Let's go.Copy !req
1151. Okay.Copy !req