1. I came with someone.
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2. Al.
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about a piece of paper?
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4. I know everything about it.
I wrote it.
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5. - What is it?
- Strategy memo.
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6. - Strategy to do what?
- Beat us.
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- I do.
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8. I am a recovering alcoholic
and drug addict.
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9. Leo, two seats opened up
on the FEC?
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10. - The Senate will fill them.
- We want our guys.
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11. Embarrass us, and we'll
give the same back tenfold.
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that assume Americans...
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13. can't be trusted.
We need mandatory sentencing...
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14. because judges can't be trusted
to disperse even-handed justice.
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to recognize corruption.
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21. The president had a bowl of oatmeal.
Something he's always wanted to try.
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23. The president's going to say something
that'll get you all shouting my name.
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24. There'll be a full briefing
at the White House.
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25. - You're not gonna want to miss this.
- What's going on?
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26. The president's
throwing his cap over the wall.
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of the analogy of the Irish lads...
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28. whose journey was blocked by a
wall seemingly too high to scale.
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29. Throwing their caps over the wall,
the lads had no choice but to follow.
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in the history of our country...
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31. have we come to a wall
too high to scale...?
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32. This was given to me by a constituent
who read that I like cognac.
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33. The problem is that this is brandy
and not cognac.
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35. - Cognac's supposed to come from...
- The Cognac region of France. Right.
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37. - He won't say anything interesting.
- I think he is.
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38. - What are you talking about?
- Listen.
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39. Tomorrow morning we'll begin to change
the way elections are supervised.
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40. - He'll name two reformers to the FEC.
- What? You said it wouldn't happen.
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41. - I was wrong.
- You were wrong?
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42. He's gonna name John Bacon
and Patty Calhoun.
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campaign finance reform...
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that makes them cry?
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45. I made it very clear.
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46. I am proud to nominate
John Branford Bacon...
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47. and Patricia Calhoun
to the Federal Election Commission.
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48. - Get him.
- Who?
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49. Josh Lyman, get him on the phone.
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50. I'm gonna reach down his throat
and take out his lungs with a scoop.
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51. You're about to get a call.
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52. - Yeah.
- Big call.
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53. Powerful guy.
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54. - You're still rocked from last week.
- A little.
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55. They threatened you with an agenda.
You feel powerless, off your game.
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56. - A little gun-shy.
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58. - I'm telling you to leave him alone.
- I'm trying to watch the speech.
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59. - The call?
- On the cell.
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60. You need us, we're right here.
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61. Okay.
Hi, senator.
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62. Take your legislative agenda
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63. Turns out I was fine.
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64. Is the White House worried the FEC
will become a political football?
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one Democrat and one Republican...
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under no legal obligation to do.
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68. by signing off on whomever
congressional leadership pointed to.
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would slip this into his speech?
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we forgot to tell them.
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71. Is the president declaring war on Congress?
- Say it's a police action.
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to nominate federal agency directors.
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73. It's more of a police action.
- How about that?
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75. - You know why?
- Polling.
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76. - He's bringing Kiefer?
- He'll say.
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77. - Why can't you?
- You're going to his office and I...
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78. - Yes, he's bringing in Al Kiefer.
- Big polling week. I figured he was.
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79. - That's what you were afraid to say?
- I wasn't afraid.
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80. The thing is, Kiefer wants to bring in
a California expert.
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81. - That's a good idea. Wait.
- Yeah.
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82. - Joey Lucas.
- She's coming with Kiefer.
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83. - I was afraid to tell you.
- You shouldn't be. Know why?
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84. - No big deal.
- I'll tell you what else.
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85. - You're a pro.
- Yes, but that's not it.
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86. - What were you going to say?
- That was it.
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87. But it's true. I'm a pro.
What else?
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88. - It's no big deal.
- Right.
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89. - Rambo.
- You talking to me?
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90. - Nice call.
- That's how we do it in New England!
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91. - In Indiana, we can't curse.
- In Jersey, we encourage it.
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92. - Where's Toby?
- In Sam's office.
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93. Hang on.
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95. Good.
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96. Okay. Sam?
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97. - Yeah?
- You'll come to a verb soon, right?
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98. - Know what this is?
- Bad writing?
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99. - Imagery.
- You say potato.
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100. - Josh, I'm bringing in Al Kiefer.
- You've turned 180 degrees on Kiefer.
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101. I don't want his advice,
I want his numbers.
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102. - Advising is what pollsters do.
- He'll do what I say.
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103. - National language.
- First thing they'll hit.
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104. We need Hispanics.
What state has a lot of them?
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105. I want to say Maine. California.
I was only off by a continent.
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106. - Josh.
- It's fine. Bring her out here.
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107. - She's here tomorrow.
- This isn't a thing.
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108. I met her twice.
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109. Yeah, but one of those times
she broke your heart.
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110. You know,
the way women can do.
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111. They take your heart, throw it down
and stomp on it with their high heels.
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112. She's a beautiful, interesting woman.
I see why guys go for her.
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113. There's nothing at all I'm saying of
any value, so I'll just keep writing.
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114. We had a good night.
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115. C.J.'s doing great.
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116. Anytime you want to use punctuation,
that would be fine.
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117. One more question. Katie.
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118. The FEC's role has never been
that much more than symbolic...
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119. The FEC isn't symbolic,
but I agree that they're toothless.
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120. Then will two new commissioners
make any difference?
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121. - No.
- Why do it?
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122. Symbolism. There'll be more tomorrow.
Have a good night.
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123. Jack, C.J.'s inviting you
to follow up on some things.
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124. - Me?
- Yeah.
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125. She doesn't want me.
She wants Danny.
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126. No, she asked for you.
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127. Danny, the senior correspondent.
If there's gonna be an exclusive...
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128. She wants you.
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129. Mandatory minimums are racist.
They're a red herring.
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130. I understand.
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131. Look tough on crime
without being tough on crime.
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132. I know.
We do things one thing at a time.
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133. - We don't have time.
- You mean treatment.
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134. Treatment and about mandatory
minimums. It's a red herring.
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135. Talk to the president about
treatment versus enforcement.
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136. Don't stray from that.
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137. Toby, you said,
"You're in charge. "
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138. You're in charge in the sense
that you're subordinate to me.
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139. - Where's this place?
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140. - The breakfast place.
- Back there.
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141. - Why didn't you say anything?
- We were having a nice conversation.
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142. - Some tomato juice while you wait?
- Thanks, Celia.
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143. - All set there?
- Yeah.
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144. - Why not closer to the office?
- I wanted privacy.
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145. - We couldn't meet in the office?
- I was hungry. Sit down.
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146. You should notice
that Josh has on a nice suit.
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147. - We'll call it his Joey Lucas suit.
- Joey Lucas is coming?
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148. She's a California expert.
This is my Tuesday suit.
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149. You assign your clothes
days of the week?
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150. I'm saying there's
no particular M.O. ...
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151. About time. Sit down.
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152. Hang on. Talk to me about drugs.
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153. We can make a case
for treatment versus enforcement.
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154. We're ready to go with minimums
on crack versus powder cocaine.
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156. - Toby said that.
- He's right.
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157. Remember, I was put in charge...
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158. It was an honorary kind of thing.
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159. - Are you ready to order?
- Write these names down.
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160. Dalton, Dawson,
Foxworthy, Greer...
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161. Morgenthau, Stackhouse,
Sugarbaker.
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162. Thank you.
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163. - What was that?
- You know what that was.
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164. Leo, what should I do
with these names?
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165. - Hold on to them until I say so.
- That's the right thing.
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166. From anybody but me.
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167. I'd like to clear up that I don't
have suits for days of the week.
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168. - This is just a suit.
- It's a nice suit.
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169. Sure, it's his Joey Lucas suit.
I'm regretting not getting waffles.
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170. I'm regretting having hired
any of you.
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171. 42% job approval,
and you're talking about waffles...
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172. and something with Josh.
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173. - He's wearing a suit for Joey Lucas.
- For a guy named Joey?
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174. She's a woman,
and I'm not dressed up for her.
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175. It's a Tuesday suit.
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176. Point is, we have to make it
through the week with no mistakes.
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177. We will.
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178. - I'm saying calm down.
- I'm calm.
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179. You're not calm. You're acting
like a nervous holyillia.
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180. A what?
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181. May not be a word. May just be
something my mother used to say.
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182. It's a huge mistake.
A huge mistake, Mr. President.
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184. It'll doom the midterms,
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185. and if you manage to get nominated,
there's no way you win re-election.
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186. Al's Mr. Good News Happy Guy.
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187. More voters disapprove than approve
of the president's job performance.
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188. 42% approval. Not the time
to come out for legalization.
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189. We're not.
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190. It's gonna be a long day.
Kiefer's just getting warmed up.
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192. - You're kidding.
- No.
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193. - He doesn't want me in there?
- Leo's not comfortable with it.
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194. - I want to talk to the president.
- You can't.
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195. - It was just a memo.
- It wasn't just a memo.
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people are at you?
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197. They're pissed at me.
That's how pissed they are at you.
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198. - I can be trusted.
- We'll see.
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199. Leo would feel more comfortable
if you stayed out of his way.
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200. - You are...
- Drug control.
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201. - Listen.
- Listen to Sam.
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202. - Drug control appropriations...
- 17.6 billion.
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203. are 2/3 enforcement, 1/3 treatment.
We want to reverse that ratio.
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204. - Spend less on enforcement?
- Spend more on treatment.
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205. Soft on crime. You don't care
if kids shoot up at recess.
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206. - We don't care. Do we, Sam?
- What'd I miss?
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got me at recess.
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208. Took you 45 minutes?
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of National Drug Control Policy.
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211. 55,624 federal prisoners,
half the federal prison population...
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212. - What's up?
- Joey Lucas is in your office.
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213. - Why are you smiling?
- Fine-looking woman.
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214. - Yes.
- I can help you out.
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215. - With what?
- She's a fine-looking woman.
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216. You got me this job.
I'll pay you back.
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217. By helping me?
What makes you think I need help?
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218. - She's a fine-looking woman.
- Get away from me.
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219. Joey. Kenny. Good to see you.
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Come with me.
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221. - My flight was fine.
- We're in a bit of a mode.
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223. This is the White House.
I wouldn't expect candy and flowers.
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224. Excuse me.
Joey, these are from Leo McGarry.
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226. That's so sweet.
Thank him for me.
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227. Did you have a good flight?
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229. They're carnations.
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230. Your desk. You got a phone,
a computer, you got access to a staff.
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231. Women like to personalize their desk
with flowers and lotion...
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to be professional.
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233. Your staff likes to decorate
their desks with hand lotion?
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234. Some of them might. We don't do that
on my side of the building.
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235. I'm going back to this meeting,
then I'll brief you on what I need.
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236. I'm not sleeping
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237. - Come here.
- Can I help you?
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238. - Yes.
- How?
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239. By coming here.
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240. This is a place where solemn
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243. This is a place where work is done,
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244. You bet.
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245. Nice suit.
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246. I'll be back.
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247. Josh, I misspoke last night.
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248. I said the president wasn't obligated
to nominate a Democrat and Republican.
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249. - It turns out he is.
- Oh, C.J.
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251. - You're sure?
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254. - You'll fix it at the briefing?
- Yeah.
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255. Don't worry about it.
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257. You're not gonna be able to sell that.
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258. - Why does he have to sell it?
- Because.
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260. It can be treated. It's science.
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261. It's science to you.
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262. Science is science to everybody, Al.
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to everyone.
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265. I believe that science is science.
I just don't think you can sell that.
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266. While Al thinks of something
easier to sell...
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267. may I speak to Toby and Leo?
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268. Go.
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269. Joey Lucas says
she's not with Kiefer anymore.
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270. That's a load off our minds.
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271. C.J. misspoke last night
during her briefing.
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272. - She'll fix it.
- What did she say?
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273. The president wasn't obligated to
nominate a Democrat and Republican.
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274. - He is obligated.
- She knows that now.
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275. - This is a dumb mistake we don't need.
- She knows that too.
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277. - How's it going?
- Sam's just starting.
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278. - You talk to him about the thing yet?
- No.
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279. - Me?
- Yeah. Listen.
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280. - Go to a meeting.
- With who?
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281. A Democrat who has a voice
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282. If she was on the Ethics Committee...
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283. she could answer Leo's questions.
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284. I was married to someone like that.
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285. - I set up lunch for the two of you.
- You set up a date with my ex-wife?
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286. Say we won't ask Democrats
to unilaterally drop soft money.
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287. - Make that clear.
- And take her temperature on ethics.
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289. See you later.
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290. - Leo, you had to send flowers?
- It's a nice thing to do.
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291. I had this whole patter thing going,
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292. The hell with it.
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293. - Margaret!
- Yes?
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294. The names I gave you.
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295. Dalton, Foxworthy,
Morgenthau, Sugarbaker...
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296. - You didn't need to memorize.
- I couldn't help it.
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297. Call their offices. I want one
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- Press briefing room.
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299. - What do those seven have in common?
- Don't worry about it.
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300. - I see you're all settled in.
- Yes.
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301. Looks good.
Not too many personal items.
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302. Got your little clock.
That's fine.
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303. Here it is.
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304. The president is naming two finance
reform-minded nominees to the FEC.
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305. This will anger the Republican
leadership and they'll retaliate.
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306. They'll draft bills to put us
on the wrong side of debates.
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307. The first will be a law making
English the national language.
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308. I know this. I've worked on it
since Toby called me.
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309. Lunchtime.
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310. Over 30% of the federal
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311. are nonviolent first-timers
in jail for drug crimes.
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312. At a cost for those prisoners alone
of $2 million a day.
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314. that $2 million a day
can be put to better use.
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315. - Not for treatment.
- Yes.
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prevents substance abuse.
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317. If you can get people to sit still
to hear that argument.
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318. "Just say no" takes less time.
Anyone else is soft on crime.
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319. - The AMA.
- Can't sell it!
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320. Can't sell science.
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Nobody has convinced me of anything.
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322. Let's eat lunch
and meet here in an hour.
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- It's still early.
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- Good question.
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I could have fish.
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326. - Want to look at the menus?
- Fish never hurt anyone.
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327. There was an OMB meeting downstairs.
I wanted to see you.
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328. Is this about the FEC nominees?
You want Josh.
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329. - I was hoping we could talk.
- Josh.
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330. Josh isn't himself.
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331. - "Shove it up your ass"?
- That sounds exactly like Josh to me.
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332. - My boss wants to burn the building.
- I'm sure that's against the law.
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333. - Sam, I'm serious.
- This isn't my thing. Go see Josh.
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- What?
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335. - Lunch. You gonna eat?
- Yeah, at my desk.
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336. - What are we having?
- Turkey.
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- Yes.
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339. This is nice. It's like a picnic.
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340. There are restaurants,
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341. - You should sit next to me.
- I'm wearing a suit.
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342. - So am I.
- I'm a responsible adult.
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343. - I'm a member of Congress.
- I rest my case.
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344. You know what I got? I got pie.
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346. - It's homemade.
- You baked a pie?
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347. No, I didn't mean I made it
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349. - It was baked by a constituent.
- You trust it?
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350. I was hoping you'd eat it first.
Wanna talk about the FEC?
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351. He won't ask anyone
to give up soft money.
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352. You'll hear from Stadler and Ross.
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353. McCovey, Lester, Brock.
Probably Klesko, Trask.
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354. Ritchie.
Will we have your people in line?
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355. - Yeah.
- What about drugs?
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Mandatory minimums are racist.
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357. One step at a time. Treatments.
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358. I won't talk about mandatory minimums.
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proposals for cocaine...
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360. This is what happens.
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361. I say I won't talk about minimums,
and we talk about them anyway.
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363. and deciding for myself
is my birthright.
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- Yes.
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365. - Problems with what Leo's doing?
- No. But I want to be there.
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367. - Just for fun.
- It's not fun, Andy.
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but this is a serious thing.
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370. Can I bring my pie? It's serious.
There might not be food.
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371. Walk faster.
I don't like the outdoors.
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373. They're too qualified
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374. That's a problem.
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375. - There's no political cover.
- I understood what you meant.
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376. - My question is...
- The FEC nominees aren't my thing.
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377. I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about drugs.
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378. - You're gearing up new drug policy.
- For 14 months.
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379. Now you're taking
daylong strategy sessions.
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380. - Drugs are important to you.
- To everyone.
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381. Particularly you.
You're point man at the White House.
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382. Why do you want to trade it in
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383. I'm not trading it in.
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384. - You are.
- We're not bartering.
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385. I'm saying without the FEC
nominations, there's room to work.
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386. And with them?
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387. Have all the sessions you want.
No one will take your phone call.
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388. You can write speeches...
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389. for when the president meets the
Girl Scout who sold the most cupcakes.
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390. - Cookies.
- Huh?
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391. They sell cookies, not cupcakes.
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392. And it was a good speech I wrote.
About volunteerism.
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393. - Keep up the good work.
- I will.
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394. - Leo?
- Yeah.
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395. - I was coming to see you.
- Your people are in the briefing room.
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396. Carol has the press in the lobby.
She'll wait for your sign.
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397. We're telling anyone who asks
that it's a special event.
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398. - I don't know if you heard...
- Yeah, I did hear, C.J.
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399. Should I tell you how many ways
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400. For one thing, don't pass yourself
off as a legal authority.
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401. And why use a phrase like,
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402. - You're parsing your words...
- I know.
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403. Right away, we gotta go back.
Amateur mistakes make me crazy.
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404. That was bush league.
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405. - Bush league, what you did last night.
- My office.
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406. - Not the press room?
- There's a meeting.
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407. It's the press room.
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408. - Hi, Carol.
- Hi, Carol.
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409. Don't talk to me like that.
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410. I just got called "amateur" twice.
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411. The chief of staff can do it,
you can't.
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412. - I need access for my job.
- With your...
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413. - You think I'm kidding?
- Am I?
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414. - The memo was news.
- Says you.
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415. Says me, says my editor,
says Time, says Newsweek.
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416. You're a movie star.
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417. And you're on the outside looking in.
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418. What you don't understand...
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419. I'm not in my freshman year anymore!
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420. I understand more than you think.
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421. C.J.? Leo's on his way in.
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422. - What's going on in the press room?
- Special event.
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423. Good afternoon.
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424. I'll make this as quick
and direct as I can.
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425. - Why are we in the press room?
- Without interruptions, it'll be fast.
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426. A debate is about to begin over the
best way to fight the drug problem.
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427. We believe money
should be put into treatment.
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428. The people you work for think
we should put money into prisons.
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429. Is everyone with me so far?
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430. Leo, why the seven of us?
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431. Dick, in July of '96,
your boss' son was arrested...
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432. for carrying 25 grams of cocaine.
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433. That's a crime that
usually carries what, Toby?
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434. - 15 years.
- What did he get?
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435. Six months house arrest.
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436. Lynn, your boss's husband
was caught stealing Vicodin...
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437. from the hospital
where he was chief of surgery.
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438. Vicodin is a Schedule ll drug,
in the same legal category as opium.
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439. What's that get?
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440. One year in prison per pill
and a monetary fine.
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441. And the congresswoman's husband?
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442. Pretrial diversion program,
there's no criminal record.
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443. That's not bad.
Stuart, yours is my favorite.
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444. Your boss's daughter was pulled over
with 31 grams of coke...
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445. and charged with intent to deliver.
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446. Moreover, she'd just been
indicted by a federal grand jury...
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447. along with 18 other people
for conspiracy to distribute. Toby?
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448. $2800 fine, and she forfeited
the car in which the drugs were found.
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449. The president wants
a lively debate.
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450. He wants to hear opposition,
but he's not gonna stomach hypocrisy.
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451. We hear "Soft on crime,
soft on drugs"...
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452. from the people you work for,
we have seven stories for page one.
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453. You're saber-rattling.
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454. Here comes the press corps.
Let's find out.
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455. - We're done here.
- We play nine innings at this level.
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456. Tell your friends about it.
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457. Take your seats, please.
C.J. will start the briefing.
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458. Can I tell you something?
Watching you do that, it was fun.
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459. - It was not fun.
- You should've had some pie.
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460. I have to get back to work,
and you being a congresswoman...
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461. I'm sure you need to be
back out there screwing the people.
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462. I should tell you something
in the interest of full disclosure.
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463. The other night,
I was out on a date.
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464. We had wine, he pulled the car up,
bumped the guy ahead of us.
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465. A cop was gonna give him a BAC test,
but then he recognized me.
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466. - Fine.
- I'm just saying.
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467. You said, "I'm a member of Congress,
can we fix this?"
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468. No.
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469. - Who were you out with?
- A guy named Victor Stipe.
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470. Adviser for the Orioles?
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471. You went out with the
executive adviser for the Orioles?
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472. Are you upset
that I went out on a date?
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473. Or that I went on a date with someone
in the same division as the Yankees?
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474. Honest to God,
I'm not sure.
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475. Mandatory minimums.
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476. Why are you getting into cars
with guys who've been drinking?
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477. I can still do that.
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478. - You'd pick me up with a date?
- If he wasn't an Oriole or a Red Sock.
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479. In fact, just date the
National League, would you?
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480. Toby, I'm not kidding.
Mandatory minimums.
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481. No way.
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482. It's good seeing you.
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483. - Andy?
- Yeah?
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484. Let me have the pie.
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485. Mr. President.
Oh, you're in bed?
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486. Yeah.
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487. - When I called, you were awake.
- Because I answered the phone.
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488. I was just coming by to talk.
It can wait.
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489. - What's on your mind?
- You sure?
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490. Yeah. I gotta be up
in four hours anyway.
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491. What are you doing?
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492. FEC. Where's the president?
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493. He went to the residence
about an hour ago.
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494. I noticed the light
in Joey Lucas' office is on.
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495. - She's still here?
- Yeah.
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496. - Why are you telling me?
- She's a fine-looking...
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497. - Good night.
- You give her a little something.
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498. "This is for you on your first day. "
Give it to her, say something nice.
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499. - See you tomorrow.
- Take it easy.
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500. - Hey, Charlie.
- Hey.
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501. - Tell him what you told me.
- I don't...
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502. Tell him what you told me.
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503. Steve Onorato
came to see me this afternoon.
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504. - Onorato came to you?
- Tell him.
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505. He said if we dropped FEC,
he could warm things up for drugs.
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506. I don't understand.
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507. He said that?
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508. He even pointed out that Sam was
working on drugs for the White House.
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509. - You've made the big time, Sam.
- What?
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510. He knows about Laurie.
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511. - You're friends with a call girl.
- So?
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512. He wants to move you to the front
so he can drop Laurie on you.
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513. Are you serious?
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514. - You haven't done anything wrong.
- I know. Are you serious?
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515. We're serious.
Don't worry about it.
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516. Are you saying he tried
to practice on my...
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517. - Credulous simplicity?
- Yeah.
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518. What can I do right now?
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519. No, right now. At 11:35.
I want to know what I can do.
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520. - Take it easy.
- No!
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521. I'm gonna call the senator and tell
him to shove his agenda up his ass!
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522. - I did that.
- I'll do it again.
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523. This is like The Godfather...
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524. when Pacino says
he's gonna kill the cop.
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525. It's a lot like that scene,
only not really.
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526. - Did Leo go home?
- He's in the residence.
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527. It is like that scene.
I'm James Caan, you're Al Pacino.
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528. Toby's the guy who makes
the tomato sauce.
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529. - Let's go.
- I'm gonna pick up the late wires.
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530. - Hello.
- Hi.
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531. - Kenny.
- Hi, Josh.
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532. I saw the light on.
You guys are here late.
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533. I wanted to give you first-look
analysis in the morning.
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534. There's some decent models
in the Bay area.
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535. San Jose is a mess.
So is Orange County...
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536. - ... Long Beach and San Diego.
- I brought you a coffee mug.
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537. Why?
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538. Just as a thing, because
you don't know anybody.
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539. It's got a picture of the White House.
It says "the White House. "
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540. Seal of the president.
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541. It's a White House coffee mug.
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542. Thank you.
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543. - Kenny, can you give us a second?
- Oh, sure. I'm gonna step outside.
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544. I wore this suit special today.
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545. This isn't my regular Tuesday suit.
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546. You have a regular Tuesday suit?
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547. No.
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548. For me?
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549. Yes.
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550. Okay, I gotta go.
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551. I don't want to belabor the point.
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552. I do think that this
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553. I feel self-conscious
coming down on drugs...
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554. two months after I announced
I was a recovering drug addict.
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555. What do you think?
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556. - About what?
- What I just said.
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557. I wasn't listening to a lot of it.
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558. If there's anyone qualified
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559. of treatment versus
criminal action, it's you.
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560. Would anyone's life be better if
you'd gone to jail instead of rehab?
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561. - No.
- Thank you.
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562. Anything else?
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563. Apparently there is.
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564. I'm sorry. I heard Leo was here.
I assumed you were awake.
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565. - I am.
- I want to apologize...
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566. for the gaffe at
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567. You fixed it, right?
Then let's move on.
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568. I do apologize.
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569. No need, but I accept your apology
and now I'm ready to move on.
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570. - Sir.
- How you doing?
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571. - You were sleeping?
- Not for a while.
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572. Great. Usually you have a hard time
getting to sleep before 2:00.
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573. - Not tonight.
- Gotta feel good.
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574. Let me tell you what I want
to happen right now.
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575. Good evening.
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576. Josh walking in the door
wasn't even close.
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577. - How you doing?
- Fine. How you doing?
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578. Good.
I gave Joey Lucas a coffee mug.
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579. She doesn't know anybody,
she's working hard.
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580. She's very committed.
I think I did the right thing.
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581. The part I don't understand is, I got
24 armed guards outside my bedroom.
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582. After a day of meetings,
are you closer to a decision on drugs?
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583. A day closer.
There'll be more meetings.
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584. In the meantime,
everybody calm down.
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585. Leo's got your engines fired
like it's Daytona.
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586. Keep them there.
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587. Guess what.
Mistakes are gonna be made.
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588. Minimize them,
fix them, move on.
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589. Kiefer's numbers got you scared?
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592. We do this right,
people are gonna respond.
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595. You should feel free
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596. Something has come up,
and I'm hot as a pistol.
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597. - Apparently...
- Sam.
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598. We can talk tomorrow.
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599. Everybody.
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600. Mandy's doing her job.
Let her out of the doghouse.
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601. - That's me.
- She's doing her job. C.J.?
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602. - Yes, sir?
- So was Danny.
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603. Yes, sir.
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604. - Good night.
- Good night, Mr. President.
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605. - Mr. President.
- We were almost done.
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608. No, sir.
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610. No, I call her Andy.
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612. - Mandatory minimums.
- You're whipped.
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613. She's talked to you for a year
about mandatory minimums.
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614. You've been saying no,
but we know who wears the pants.
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615. - You call your wife Dr. Bartlet.
- Just for the turn-on.
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616. - The thing is, she's right.
- Andy?
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crack than powder cocaine.
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618. The majority of crack users are black.
The majority of drug users are white.
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619. - The mandatory minimums are racist.
- Yes, they are.
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620. - It should be part of the discussion.
- It will be.
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622. - Well, good night.
- Good night.
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624. I dream about a great discussion
with experts and ideas...
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625. and diction and energy,
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626. And when I wake up, I think,
"I can sell that. "
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- Good night.
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