1. Give me your number,
I'd like to call you.
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2. Stay. Save yourself a call.
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3. The president's pissed
at you and so am I.
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4. It's my job to tell the president
it's best to show you the door.
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5. You won that election for him.
You, Leo, C.J. and Sam.
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6. Is it possible you are,
what would have to be...
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7. - ... a very high-priced call girl?
- Yes.
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8. You're Russell,
no friend of the president.
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9. - What do you do?
- Exploratory committee.
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10. - Who do you get?
- Mandy.
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11. - You're dating Lloyd Russell?
- Yeah.
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12. The Coast Guard's fishing for Cubans,
and I slept with a prostitute.
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13. Please. Which of those kids
is my boss's daughter?
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14. - That would be me.
- This is bad on so many levels.
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15. - Josh, don't ever do it again.
- Yes, sir.
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16. Mrs. Landingham, what's next?
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17. Are you crazy?
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18. - Have you lost your mind?
Mandy.
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19. - Let's go to my office.
- Why'd you make that deal? Shut up!
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20. - Why? Lloyd!
- Just until after the midterms.
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21. It keeps it in committee...
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22. The White House will veto it
when no one's looking.
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23. - We want them looking!
- We should go.
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24. Why did you make that deal?
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25. - For a spot at the nominations.
- I might nominate the president.
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26. - Possibly keynote.
- Definitely prime time.
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27. Of course they offered it!
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28. - They don't want you nominated!
- Settle down.
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29. That bill was our coming-out!
Our "Nessun Dorma! "
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30. - What?
- Italian aria by Wagner.
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31. Puccini. Wagner's German.
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32. - Is everything all right?
- No, it's not!
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33. I left a top-tier marketing firm...
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34. to get him elected president.
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35. But he made a deal to hold 443
until after midterm!
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36. Avoiding national exposure!
Our only hope...
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37. of making a challenge!
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38. - We've got a caucus.
- Hang on.
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39. - Lloyd, I was going to...
- Listen to me.
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40. It wasn't gonna happen.
Maybe somewhere down the road.
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41. - You'll bounce back. You've got spunk.
- I'll kill you with my shoes!
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42. It wasn't gonna happen.
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43. You know the worst part?
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44. I think you dinged up
your suspension pretty good.
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45. It's the party they're having
at my expense.
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46. No, they're not.
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47. I worked with these people.
They like to win, then gloat.
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48. - You're wrong.
- I'm not.
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49. There are serious people there.
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50. A blow was struck
for party unity this morning.
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51. There's no cause to gloat.
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52. Victory is mine!
Great day in the morning, people.
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53. - Josh.
- I drink from glory, Donna.
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54. Bring me the finest bagels
in the land.
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55. It's gonna be an unbearable day.
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56. - How did they refuse?
- They declined the invitation.
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57. - Decline a photo op with the president?
- It's the luck we're having.
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58. - Because of the joke?
- Yes.
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59. - Who's that?
- Who cares?
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60. You try getting his attention.
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61. - Does the president have free time?
- Nothing but time, Toby.
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62. He's eating Cheerios
and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee.
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63. Sarcasm's disturbing
from a woman of your age.
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64. - What age would that be?
- Late 20s.
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65. - Thattaboy.
- Can I have a cookie?
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66. - They turned us down?
- C.J.'s on it.
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67. Good morning, Sam. Have a cookie.
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68. Thank you.
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69. They're issuing a press release.
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70. - Because of the joke?
- Yes.
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71. Give me a serpent to slay.
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72. - What's his problem?
- He's drinking glory. He wants bagels.
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73. - Good job.
- Thank you.
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74. - They turned us down?
- Declined.
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75. - What's that mean?
- They turned us down.
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76. - The joke?
- Why does everyone ask?
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77. - $32 billion against the surplus.
- Jaworski knows that's no good.
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78. He'll say the Japanese
need to buy U.S. cars.
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79. - Americans need to buy U.S. cars.
- I told him.
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80. - Morning. What do you got?
- Morning.
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81. - 443 will stay in committee.
- I heard.
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82. - The Ryder Cup team declined.
- You're kidding.
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83. - The joke.
- You're kidding.
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84. The Ryder Cup team.
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85. - The best golfers in the country...
- I know what it is.
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86. Sir, this may be a good time
to talk about your sense of humor.
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87. I've got intelligence, security
and budget meetings...
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88. scheduled for the same 45 minutes.
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89. - Sure this a good time?
- No.
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90. - Me neither.
- But it's not the first time.
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91. - I know.
- It's about Texas.
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92. When asked about campaigning in Texas,
you say you look bad in funny hats.
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93. - "Big hats. "
- So what?
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94. It makes a difference.
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95. - Point is, we got whomped in Texas.
- Twice.
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96. - In the primary and in November.
- I was there.
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97. And it was avoidable, sir.
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98. Your tombstone will read
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
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99. None of my visitors will understand.
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100. 27 lawyers in the room. Anybody
know "post hoc, ergo propter hoc"?
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101. "Post," after. "After hoc. "
"Ergo," therefore.
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102. "After hoc, therefore"
something "hoc. "
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103. - Next?
- If I'd gotten more credit on 443...
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104. "After it, therefore because of it. "
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105. One thing follows another,
therefore caused by the other.
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106. But in fact, it's hardly ever true.
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107. We did not lose Texas
because of the hat joke.
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108. - Know when we lost Texas?
- When you learned to speak Latin?
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109. - Go figure.
What else?
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110. - Capt. Tolliver, coffee?
- I'm fine, Nancy.
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111. - Morris, good to see you.
- Morning.
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112. - He's backed up.
- I see.
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113. Sam, when are you writing
the Hilton Head?
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114. - Noon to 3.
- Let me see it at 3.
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115. I'll be a second.
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116. Take a walk with me.
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117. - You look well.
- I feel good.
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118. - How's the baby?
- 10 days old.
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119. - You got a picture?
- Let me see. What do you know?
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120. - She's a knockout.
- Both of them.
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121. - I forgot your wife's name.
- Angela.
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122. - And the girl?
- Corey.
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123. Did you tell council
they'd be in on the 10:00?
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124. - I may have.
- You'd want to tell me that.
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125. It's a baby and a new mother.
Look at that.
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126. I know you're just
filling in for Terry Wyatt...
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127. but the president
would like to keep you on.
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128. I don't have objections,
but I'm leaving in a few hours.
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129. - Where you going?
- Jordan.
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130. - For how long?
- A week.
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131. - You'll start the week after.
- Leo.
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132. I'm low-ranked.
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133. He feels better talking to you.
Some days you've lightened the load.
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134. - It's an awful big load.
- He likes you.
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135. I gotta get back.
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136. Give him his picture.
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137. - Hey.
- Hey.
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138. 88B is ready.
Matthews wants to know what we know.
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139. - I have news.
- Good?
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140. You could see it as bad.
I think it's good.
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141. Lloyd Russell is no longer our client.
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142. - Really?
- Yes.
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143. - He's our only client.
- Was.
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144. - This is a disaster!
- If that's your spin on it...
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145. He wants to work
with the president on 443.
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146. - You lost our client?
- We're a team, Daisy.
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147. - I quit my job.
- So did I.
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148. - After putting $500,000 away.
- I saved wisely.
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149. How will you pay me?
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150. Typical of you to leap to that.
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151. No, it's "typically" my landlord,
college loans...
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152. the guy who sells me milk.
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153. I have expenses too!
Credit cards, condo payments.
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154. Plus I dinged my BMW's suspension.
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155. - What will we do?
- I'm formulating a plan.
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156. Josh? You owe me $100.
I entered you in the football pool.
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157. - Without telling me?
- It's a surprise.
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158. - And?
- You lost $100.
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159. - On?
- Central Indiana State.
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160. - What was the line?
- It wasn't like that.
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161. - What was it?
- You pick the winner.
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162. - You picked them?
- Fighting Okies.
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163. - Who were they playing?
- Notre Dame.
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164. - You picked them against Notre Dame?
- Technically, you did.
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165. Toby! We need to do something.
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166. - Ryder Cup team.
- They're just the latest.
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167. - The Banking Committee.
- New Jersey, G-8.
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168. The bicycle under the tree.
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169. I'm not sure what our new
media director would have done.
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170. We need a new one. I've done
better talent shows than our events.
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171. - Talent shows?
- When I was a kid.
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172. - Let's double-team him.
- With Sam and C.J.
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173. We need to gang up on him.
It won't be Mandy, right?
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174. - Nope.
- Anyone but Mandy!
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175. "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?"
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176. Bet that had them rolling.
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177. Be funny. You're best
with a pie in your face.
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178. I'd hold back, keep it in your pocket.
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179. Don't like the rhythm of the Q-and-A?
Use the Ryder Cup.
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180. Folks, please take your seats.
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181. We're gonna start the briefing.
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182. Please take your seats, folks.
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183. Good morning.
We've got a birthday today, right?
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184. - Suzanne?
- Bobbi.
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185. - It's Bobbi's birthday.
- It is.
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White House position on the A3C3...
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188. "This is a time when the president
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189. No, I haven't spoken with him.
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190. The language seems strained,
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191. Strange?
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192. Strained. "This is a time when
the president needs our support. "
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193. Sounds pretty straightforward.
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194. If you consult the morning releases,
you'll see in sports...
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195. we got dissed
by 12 guys named Flippy.
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196. Questions?
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197. Did this have to do with the joke?
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198. Will the president
make an apology?
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199. It was a surprise to discover
professional golfers...
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200. don't have a sense of humor.
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201. Especially after seeing
some of the outfits.
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202. - Hey.
- Hey. What's up?
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203. She discovered that Hoynes
responded to an A3 question:
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204. "This is a time when
the president needs our support. "
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205. - Third one.
- She moved to the Ryder Cup.
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206. - Wouldn't you?
- Yeah.
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207. - Get her to keep this off Leo's desk.
- I think it goes on it.
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208. That quote will disappear.
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209. A fight between Leo
and the VP's got juice.
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210. - Talk to C.J.
- I will.
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211. - Did you need me?
- Sorry?
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212. - You come to see me?
- Stretching my legs.
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213. I'm supposed to be working
on the Hilton Head draft...
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214. - ... but I'm just stretching my legs.
- Okay.
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215. Last week I met a woman named Laurie.
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216. We spent the evening together.
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217. The next day I discovered
she was a call girl.
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218. - Sam, do you want to close the door?
- Yeah?
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219. Yeah.
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220. - You slept with a call girl?
- No, I... Yes, I did.
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221. - She know who you are?
- I didn't reveal my secret identity.
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222. I'm asking...
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223. - She knows I work for the president.
- You think...
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224. She wouldn't talk.
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225. - How do you know?
- I know.
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226. - You want to call her.
- I like her. She's not what you think.
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227. I only know she's a call girl. Is she?
Then she's what I think.
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228. - I left abruptly.
- You're gonna try to reform her.
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229. I want to say a proper goodbye
that shows respect.
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230. - You'd like her if you met her.
- Promise that won't happen.
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231. You're with the energy secretary
in five minutes. What's going on?
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232. - Nothing.
- Really?
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233. - You're lying?
- Yes.
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234. - I should get out?
- Yes.
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235. - Whatever quest...
- It's not a quest.
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236. You're playing with fire.
Talk to Toby.
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237. - No way to do this without Toby?
- No.
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238. Hang on! C.J.!
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239. Talk to Toby. Just Toby.
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240. You're late.
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241. I'll kill him.
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242. - I'd definitely talk to him.
- Oh, I will.
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243. - Stay on the perimeter.
- I have been.
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244. I don't want it on Leo's desk.
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245. Thank you!
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246. - Stevie. Does he have time?
- We're leaving for NY.
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247. - Just a minute.
- I'm looking at my watch.
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248. Good luck!
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249. Excuse me, Mr. Vice President.
I wanted to talk to you about A3C3.
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250. I apologize. Things happen quickly.
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251. Sometimes people get left behind.
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252. The most he was talking about
was $6 an acre.
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253. We're fixing it.
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254. - Had we properly briefed you...
- Bill, $6 an acre!
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255. Nice of you to find me,
but I've been in the loop.
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256. They keep saying "This is a time
when the president needs our support. "
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257. - Possibly interpreted as...
- I've got a press secretary.
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258. - Yes, sir.
- Gotta run.
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259. Yes, sir.
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260. - What's in Jordan?
- Amman.
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261. Stay. We've got
"Amman," a woman, the works.
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262. - 131 over 84.
- That was a joke.
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263. - Good one.
- Everybody's a critic.
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264. Hold still.
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265. - What's in Amman?
- A teaching hospital.
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266. - Good for you. How long will you stay?
- A week.
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267. - When do you leave?
- Two hours.
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268. - What's my temperature?
- 56 degrees.
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269. - Fahrenheit?
- Is that not normal?
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270. - How's the kid?
- 10 days old today.
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271. - Can she spell anything?
- No.
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272. - Any pictures?
- Thought you'd never ask.
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273. - Sir, they touched down at Andrews.
- Thanks.
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275. Corey. My grandmother's name
from her great aunt...
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276. who got it from
the first free woman she met.
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277. - Name's got a past.
- My family is proud of its past.
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278. Your wife's beautiful.
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279. - You trick her to marry you?
- Hypnosis.
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280. I figured.
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281. I made a joke about golfers.
Now it consumes the whole building.
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282. Open your mouth, sir.
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283. Jokes are part of my folksy charm.
It's the heart of my popularity.
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284. Isn't your job-approval rating
three percent?
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285. We're having difficulty
getting the word out.
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286. - Is this from this morning?
- Yes, sir.
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287. How's my pulse?
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288. You just run the stairs
at the Rose Bowl?
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289. - No.
- Then it's not good.
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290. - Cut back on red meat? Dairy?
- Yeah.
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291. - How about booze?
- Sure. Two Dewar's on the rocks.
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292. I had a meeting this morning
with the Joint Chiefs.
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293. I'm an accomplished man, Morris.
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294. I sit comfortably with prime
ministers and presidents.
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295. With the Joint Chiefs, I feel
I'm back at my father's dinner table.
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296. I'm a naval officer, I...
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297. You're a doctor in a uniform.
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298. It's not like I'm without experience.
I'm a former governor.
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299. I was commander in chief
of the NH National Guard.
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300. - Got in tough scrapes?
- Didn't have to.
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301. We'd stand on the border and stare
you down, then go for pancakes.
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302. Like you had combat training
in premed.
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303. - Hold still.
- What is that?
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304. - Flu shot.
- I don't need one.
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305. Maybe this is a military coup?
I want the Secret Service.
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306. In a coup, why would the Secret
Service be on your side?
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307. - That's a thought that will fester.
- Hold still.
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310. I know we have enemies but
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311. I don't know if that's a weakness...
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312. but I know how the Joint Chiefs
would answer that.
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313. Let the Chiefs get to know you.
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314. They're naturally suspicious
of your leadership.
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315. That comes from a lifetime between
the devil and the deep blue sea.
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316. They're men of character.
They may not like your resume...
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317. but in time,
they'll like you personally.
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318. You have a once-in-a-generation mind.
They'll respect that.
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319. They'll advise you well
and go where you point.
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320. Let them get to know you.
In the meantime, you outrank them.
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321. - Don't worry. And cut back on dairy.
- And red meat.
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322. And the Scotch.
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323. Don't forget your picture.
Corey's a beautiful child.
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324. I know. Look what I done.
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325. You did nothing. You were a passenger.
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326. You pay the bills
and do what they tell you.
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327. Also, teach her to whistle.
Her mother won't.
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328. - See you next week.
- Two weeks.
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329. - Morris!
- Yes, sir?
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332. The past isn't the only thing
your family can be proud of.
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334. Go away.
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Stuart White and Ray Finley.
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336. I do, indeed.
Good to see you...
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337. - Yeah?
- Who do you want for the pool?
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338. - Another $100.
- Gotta play to win.
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339. - I see it different.
- Rocky Mountain College or Purdue?
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340. Give me Yeshiva University
over the Cowboys.
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341. If you aren't...
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342. - Leo will be ready in a half-hour.
- Thanks.
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343. - You talk to Hoynes?
- Yeah.
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344. - And?
- We're fine.
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345. - You sure?
- Yeah.
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346. We're fine.
Leo will call when he's ready.
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347. - Anyone but Mandy.
- Right!
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- Yes.
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349. - Some people don't know that.
- I do.
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350. I've got a bachelor's degree
in art history...
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351. and a master's in communications
and a Ph.D. in political science.
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352. - Yes.
- I'm accomplished and brilliant.
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353. - And look how young I am.
- What about Gil McGreggor?
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355. I would be this young or cute?
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356. - Gil McGreggor. Mandy!
- But here I am.
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357. - I'm not calling him!
- Why not?
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358. - I'm not cold-calling like a salesman!
- Fine.
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359. You do it.
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360. Neither of us have to.
Things haven't gotten that bad.
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361. Miss Hampton, we are on the stairs,
drinking wine out of paper cups.
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362. I'd like it if you called me
Dr. Hampton.
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363. Give me the bottle.
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364. - Seaborn's office.
Danny for Sam.
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365. He's writing.
He asked me to hold calls.
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366. He just came out. Call you back.
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367. - I'm done.
- Sure?
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368. - Done polishing and tweaking?
- Yes.
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369. I'm done tweaking. I'm done polishing.
Take it to C.J.
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372. Wait for the U.N.'s statement.
It's the least they can do.
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373. The U.N.'s doing
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374. - What's up?
- Just stretching my legs.
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- Finished.
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- I used tough language.
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377. - "Political cover, counterproductive. "
- Good.
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- Yeah.
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381. - I'll shut the door.
- Okay.
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slept with a prostitute.
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383. - Really?
- Yes.
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384. - With a prostitute?
- Call girl.
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385. - Accidentally?
- Yes.
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386. - Did you trip?
- I didn't know she was one.
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387. You didn't know when she
charged you for sex?
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388. She didn't. I didn't find out
about it until the next day.
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389. Where'd you meet her?
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390. The Farnsworth.
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391. - Anyone see you?
- No.
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392. - Sure?
- Yes.
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393. - I was with Billy.
- Who?
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394. - Kenworthy.
- Of the Wall Street Journal?
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395. We talked about Josh and Mary Marsh.
He left before I...
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396. - Picked up a hooker.
- Call girl.
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397. An important distinction
to the grand jury.
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398. I haven't broken any laws.
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399. - Who knows?
- Josh.
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400. - And?
- That's it.
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401. Me, you, the hooker, the deputy
chief of staff, and the Journal.
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402. - She's not a hooker.
- Hang on.
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403. I'd like to call her to be friends.
I don't see the danger.
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404. You're gonna try and reform her?
You are.
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405. She shouldn't feel like trash...
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406. because I'm not given
the benefit of the doubt!
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407. - Let's go.
- He's free?
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408. - Did you know?
- Know what?
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409. - With him.
- Yes.
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410. - And you're not concerned?
- Who hasn't known forbidden love?
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411. Spring break...
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412. We don't need an opposition party.
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413. We do fine by ourselves.
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414. Don't do anything stupid, okay?
Nice job on the Hilton Head draft.
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415. - Three minutes.
- A full-time consultant.
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416. The dollar's down three cents
against the yen.
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417. We need an economic
stimulus package...
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418. that wasn't put together
at an Amway rally.
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419. - That's not this meeting.
- Fair point.
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420. The Ryder Cup shouldn't
have ended up on us.
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421. You'll let the DNC spend money?
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422. - Absolutely.
- Who do we get?
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423. - Mandy.
- Excellent choice.
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424. Wait. What?
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425. - Mandy.
- Recently unemployed.
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426. I don't think Josh got
enough credit.
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427. - We need her again.
- Mandy?
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428. - We need her.
- This is an ambush.
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429. I'm being mugged!
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430. Can you think of a reason
that isn't personal? What?
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431. She was my girlfriend.
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432. Good enough. Let's do it.
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433. - Hang on! I have objections.
- Like what?
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434. - The president won't agree.
- He will.
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435. - How do you know?
- I asked him.
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436. Listen. Fine.
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437. I'm a team player.
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438. As long as she understands
she answers to me and Toby.
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439. I don't want to go 15 rounds with her.
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440. - Is that it?
- Yeah.
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441. Thank you.
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442. I'm drawing a chart for her
with lines and arrows...
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443. indicating she answers
to me and to Toby.
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444. C.J., hang on a second.
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445. - Did you talk to Hoynes?
- For a minute this morning.
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446. - About A3C3?
- Yeah.
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447. - I mean, about the quote?
- Yeah.
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448. - And?
- Miscommunication. He's on board.
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449. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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450. What kind of...?
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451. His statement got truncated.
I'd leave it alone.
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452. Okay.
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453. - Anything else?
- No.
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454. I'll be in my office.
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455. She answers to me
and she answers to Toby.
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456. Mrs. Landingham?
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457. I'm done, right?
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458. Just some calls you can
make from the residence.
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459. Thanks. What's in the bag?
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460. Delegation from
the University of Nebraska...
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461. was sorry you couldn't see them
and left this.
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462. - It's a shirt.
- Yes, sir.
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463. - They left me a shirt.
- Yes.
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464. I think they left something else.
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465. I think they left me...
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466. 12 center-cut,
prime filet Omaha steaks.
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467. - Morris said...
- I was gonna have Mario fix me one.
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468. - He was very clear...
- You stole them.
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469. I didn't.
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470. I'm following the direct orders
of Capt. Tolliver, MD...
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471. who'd like to see your diet
contain less...
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472. You are a cattle rustler.
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473. If you say so.
And no Scotch tonight, sir.
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474. Between you and Morris,
who needs a wife or a mother?
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475. Good night, Mr. President.
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476. - Christiansen?
- No.
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477. - Stilwell?
- No.
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478. - Crouse. Alabama.
- No.
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479. - The one from Indiana?
- No.
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480. - Kittis?
- No.
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481. - Waveman?
- No.
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482. - Rock?
- No.
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483. - Silverman?
- Bartlet?
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484. - What about Bartlet?
- What are you doing here?
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485. Nobel Laureate in Economics?
Three-term congressman.
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486. You look like you could use a client.
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487. Want to work for the leader
of the free world?
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488. Josh!
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489. It took you long enough.
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490. You cut me out for a year!
Sure, once the Ryder...
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491. - We got rules.
- I don't care.
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492. - What are they?
- One, she can't punch me.
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493. Two, don't get drunk
in the middle of the day.
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494. - Agreed.
- Fine.
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495. We appreciate this.
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496. - It's no favor.
- You're a good man.
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497. - I am something.
- I want to die.
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498. - How can we thank you?
- Her expression's enough.
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499. - Get your coats. You hungry?
- No. Yes.
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500. Let's go.
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501. Three, and I can't
emphasize this enough...
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502. you answer to me and Toby.
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503. We have charts
to outline the chain of command.
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504. For instance,
you answer to me and Toby.
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505. - I understand.
- Do you?
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506. - Yes.
- Good.
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507. In your dreams. In your little dreams.
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508. Excuse me.
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509. - The vice president is here.
- Thanks.
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510. - Leo.
- Good evening, Mr. Vice President.
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511. Thanks, Margaret.
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512. How was New York?
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513. S&P's gonna raise
the city's credit rating.
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514. Nice of you to call.
I don't see you enough.
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515. - No?
- Margaret looks good.
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516. - Did you blow off C.J.?
- Is that what this is about?
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517. She doesn't need
to run to you every time...
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518. She didn't. She covered your ass.
She's a good girl.
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519. When she tells you something...
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520. consider it a directive
from this office.
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521. You want me to consider it
a directive from here?
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522. Let me consult the Constitution.
I'm not sure you get authority...
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523. to direct me to the men's room.
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524. You want to do this now?
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525. I have had it with you and your pal!
I got shoved into a...
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526. Excuse me!
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527. Me and my pal? You're referring
to President Bartlet?
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528. - Yes!
- Refer to him that way!
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529. - Good night.
- Don't do what you're doing.
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530. Why shouldn't I keep on doing
what I've been doing?
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531. Because I'll win...
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532. and you'll end up playing celebrity
golf the rest of your life.
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533. How long do you expect me to stick
around and be his whipping boy?
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534. Give this president anything less
than your full-throated support...
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535. and you'll find out
exactly how long.
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536. - Good night, Leo.
- Good night, John.
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537. Excuse me.
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538. - Hi.
- Hi.
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539. - I'm looking for Laurie.
- I don't know her.
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540. - That's not her real name.
- It's not?
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541. Actually, it is. The one you
know her by isn't. I saw her with you.
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542. - I remember you.
- More good news for Toby.
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543. - What?
- Nothing. Where is she?
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544. She's in the back.
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545. Thank you.
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546. - She's busy.
- Only take a sec!
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547. Hong Kong? That place has gone
downhill since they changed chefs.
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548. - Hi.
- Hi!
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549. I come for a drink and here you are.
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550. How about that?
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551. - How you doing?
- Hi.
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552. This is...
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553. - Sam Seaborn.
- From the White House?
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554. - I've known her my whole life.
- How do you know Brittany?
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555. - Who's Brittany?
- I am.
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556. - We're in the middle of something.
- I don't mean to interrupt.
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557. I'll just call my friend
the Assistant Attorney General...
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558. and see if he wants to meet
with me and that woman back there.
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559. Excuse me.
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560. Good to see you.
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561. Okay.
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562. Laurie!
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563. - I called you four times.
- Stay away. I can't believe you.
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564. I left my coat. I can't go back.
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565. If I cost you money,
I'll write a check.
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566. - You go to hell for saying that.
- I wasn't...
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567. - That was the wrong thing to say.
- Yes!
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568. - You'll freeze. Take my coat.
- No.
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569. Come on.
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570. Give it to me.
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571. I can't believe you said that
in there.
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572. I backed away from you quietly.
I never would have caused trouble.
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573. Then you come in and brandish this...
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574. By the way, the Attorney General
has no jurisdiction here.
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575. I break the law in the District
and in Maryland and in Pennsylvania.
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576. I've never committed a federal crime.
More than I can say for your people.
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577. - Absolutely right.
- I need a cab.
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578. So I had a pretty good day.
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579. Congratulations.
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580. Feel like I'm affecting
policy discussion.
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581. Why did you find me?
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582. Why did you call me four times
and then come and find me?
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583. Just to tell you
I had a pretty good day.
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584. - I don't need saving.
- Yeah, you do.
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585. I make more money than you do.
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586. You and any kid
with a decent paper route.
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587. You understand I wasn't abused
as a child, that I like what I do?
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588. - It's putting me through law school.
- No bar will admit you with a bust.
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589. - I don't plan on that.
- As opposed to those who do?
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590. - You look terrific tonight.
- Thank you.
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591. I'm not saying that
to get my coat back.
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592. You'll try and change me,
arguing, asserting...
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593. I'm a lawyer and a speechwriter.
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594. I'm sought after
because I'm good at it.
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595. You humiliated me back there
and you scared me.
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596. You understand that?
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597. Yes.
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598. And?
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599. I guess that's just the way it goes.
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600. - Not good enough.
- It has to be.
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601. - Why?
- I've decided to be a friend of yours.
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602. Am I supposed to strip for you now?
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603. No.
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604. - Really?
- Really.
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605. - What do we do?
- Whatever it is, could it be indoors?
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606. - I'm from California.
- Yes.
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607. Good.
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608. You want to buy me a drink?
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609. - That sounded very professional to me.
- Shut up.
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610. - Will you reveal state secrets?
- I don't know any.
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611. Now he tells me.
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612. I recite members of Congress
alphabetically.
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613. How do the girls stay on their feet?
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614. I got some patter
with capital gains tax...
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615. Eagle's by.
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616. - They're in position in two hours?
- Backed by a second carrier group.
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617. Plus the F-14s.
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618. - How soon before an estimated BDA?
- 10 minutes.
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619. - The president's waiting.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.
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620. Leo? You need me?
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621. No.
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622. Mr. President,
Morris Tolliver is dead.
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623. An Air Force transport
carrying Morris, 12 doctors...
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624. and 42 staff
to a teaching hospital in Amman...
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625. exploded in midair
150 miles north of Tartus.
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626. What was thought to be
mechanical failure...
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627. was claimed
by a fundamentalist group...
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628. after a satellite sent back
a record of a heat stream...
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629. coming from an FIM-92...
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630. a shoulder-mounted
surface-to-air missile launcher.
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631. In the last 90 minutes,
that's been debunked as well.
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632. Intelligence tells us the order came
through the Syrian Defense Ministry.
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633. Baker and Lennox are on their way
from the Pentagon...
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634. and Brodie's in the situation room
preparing for your briefing.
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635. What time is it?
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636. - It's 10:38 in Damascus.
- Where's the Syrian ambassador?
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637. At his residence
on a secure phone line.
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638. - Tel Aviv and London?
- State's waiting for your word.
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639. All right.
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640. I'll call Morris' wife now...
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641. and I'll meet you
in the situation room.
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642. Yes, sir.
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643. Leo?
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644. I am not frightened.
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645. I'll blow them
off the face of the Earth...
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646. with the fury of God's own thunder.
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647. Get the commanders.
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