1. I REALLY LIKE YOU. GIVE ME YOUR
NUMBER, I'D LIKE TO CALL YOU.Copy !req
2. STAY RIGHT HERE,
SAVE YOURSELF A CALL.Copy !req
3. THE PRESIDENT'S PISSED AS HELL
AT YOU, JOSH, AND SO AM I.Copy !req
4. IT'S MY JOB TO TELL
THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
5. THE BEST THING
HE CAN DOCopy !req
6. IS TO SHOW YOU
THE DOOR.Copy !req
7. YOU WON THAT ELECTION FOR HIM.
YOU, LEO, C.J. AND SAM.Copy !req
8. IS IT POSSIBLE YOU ARE,
WHAT WOULD HAVE TO BECopy !req
9. A VERY HIGH-PRICED CALL GIRL?Copy !req
10. YES.Copy !req
11. THIRTY SECOND HYPOTHETICALLY.Copy !req
12. YOU'RE LLOYD RUSSELL,
PRINCE OF WHITE SUBURBAN WOMEN.Copy !req
13. NO FRIEND OF THE PRESIDENT.
WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
14. PUT TOGETHER
A EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE.Copy !req
15. WHO WOULD RUN IT?
I'D GET MANDY.Copy !req
16. YOU'RE DATING
LLOYD RUSSELL?Copy !req
17. YEAH.Copy !req
18. THE COAST GUARD ARE FISHING
CUBANS OUT OF THE ATLANTICCopy !req
19. AND IT TURNS OUT, I ACCIDENTLY
SLEPT WITH A PROSTITUTE.Copy !req
20. WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
WHICH ONE'S MY BOSS' DAUGHTER?Copy !req
21. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
22. THIS IS BAD
ON SO MANY LEVELS.Copy !req
23. JOSH, DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
24. YES, SIR.Copy !req
25. MRS. LANDINGHAM,
WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
26. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
27. ARE YOU CRAZY?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?Copy !req
28. WE'LL GO UP TO
MY OFFICE AND TALK.Copy !req
29. WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT DEAL?Copy !req
30. LADY, I DON'T THINK—
SHUT UP!Copy !req
31. WHY'D YOU MAKE THAT DEAL?
JUST UNTIL AFTER THE MIDTERMS.Copy !req
32. WE KEEP THE BILL IN COMMITTEE
UNTIL AFTER MIDTERMS—Copy !req
33. THE WHITE HOUSE DOESN'T HAVE TO
VETO IT UNTIL NOBODY'S LOOKING.Copy !req
34. WE WANTED PEOPLE
TO BE LOOKING.Copy !req
35. WE REALLY SHOULD BE
MOVING ALONG.Copy !req
36. LLOYD, WHY? WHY?
WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT DEAL?Copy !req
37. A GOOD SPOT
AT THE NOMINATING CONVENTION.Copy !req
38. EXCUSE ME?
THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
39. I MIGHT NOMINATE THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
40. POSSIBLY KEYNOTE.
BUT DEFINITELY PRIMETIME.Copy !req
41. OF COURSE THEY OFFERED SOMETHING
GOOD AT THE CONVENTION.Copy !req
42. THEY DON'T WANT YOU
NOMINATED!
SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
43. IT WAS OUR COMING-OUT!
WE'D HAVE THE STAGE FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
44. IT WAS OUR NESUN DORMA.
WHAT THE HELL'S NESUN DORMA?Copy !req
45. ITALIAN ARIA BY WAGNER.
IT'S PUCCINI.Copy !req
46. WAGNER'S GERMAN,
AND YOU'RE A MORON.Copy !req
47. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM,
IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?Copy !req
48. NO, EVERYTHING
IS NOT ALRIGHT.Copy !req
49. I LEFT A TOP-TIER
MARKETING FIRMCopy !req
50. WHERE I HAD STOCK OPTIONSCopy !req
51. TO COME DOWN HERE AND
GET THIS GUY ELECTED PRESIDENT.Copy !req
52. BUT HE WENT
TO BREAKFAST THIS MORNINGCopy !req
53. AND MADE A DEAL TO BOTTLE UP
443 UNTIL AFTER MIDTERM!Copy !req
54. AVOIDING THE NATIONAL EXPOSURECopy !req
55. THAT WAS OUR ONLY HOPE OF MAKING
ANY KIND OF A CHALLENGE.Copy !req
56. SENATOR,
WE GOT A CAUCUS.
HANG ON.Copy !req
57. LLOYD, I WAS GOING TO—
LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
58. LISTEN TO ME!Copy !req
59. IT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
60. MAYBE SOMEWHERE DOWN THE ROADCopy !req
61. BUT THIS YEAR,
IT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
62. I HAD TWO YEARS
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.Copy !req
63. I WAS GONNA TAKE THEM ON.Copy !req
64. THEY BEAT ME BEFORE
I GOT MY BOXES UNPACKED.Copy !req
65. YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.
YOU'VE GOT SPUNK.Copy !req
66. I'M GONNA KILL YOU
WITH MY SHOE!Copy !req
67. MANDY! MANDY!Copy !req
68. IT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
69. YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST
PART ABOUT THIS IS?Copy !req
70. WELL, I THINK YOU DINGED UP
YOUR SUSPENSION PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
71. NO, LLOYD.Copy !req
72. IT'S THE PARTY
THEY'RE HAVING RIGHT NOWCopy !req
73. IN THE WEST WING
AT MY EXPENSE.Copy !req
74. THEY'RE NOT HAVING
A PARTY AT THE WEST WING.Copy !req
75. I'VE WORKED WITH THESE PEOPLE
FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS.Copy !req
76. THEY LIKE TO WIN,
THEN THEY GLOAT.Copy !req
77. I'M SURE YOU'RE WRONG.
I'M SURE I'M NOT.Copy !req
78. THERE ARE VERY SERIOUS MEN
AND WOMEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
79. A BLOW WAS STRUCK
FOR PARTY UNITY THIS MORNING.Copy !req
80. THERE'S NO CAUSE TO GLOAT.Copy !req
81. VICTORY IS MINE!
VICTORY IS MINE!Copy !req
82. GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING,
PEOPLE, VICTORY IS MINE.Copy !req
83. MORNING, JOSH.Copy !req
84. I DRINK FROM
THE KEG OF GLORY, DONNA.Copy !req
85. BRING ME THE FINEST MUFFINS
AND BAGELS IN ALL THE LAND.Copy !req
86. IT'S GONNA BE
AN UNBEARABLE DAY.Copy !req
87. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THEY REFUSED.Copy !req
88. HOW DID THEY REFUSE?Copy !req
89. THEY DECLINED
THE INVITATION.Copy !req
90. HOW DOES SOMEONE DECLINE
AN INVITATIONCopy !req
91. FOR A PHOTO OP
WITH THE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
92. I'M SAYING, THIS IS THE KIND
OF LUCK WE'RE HAVING.Copy !req
93. BECAUSE OF THE JOKE?
YES.Copy !req
94. GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
95. WHO'S THAT?
WHO CARES?
WE NEED SOMEBODY.Copy !req
96. YOU TRY GETTING
HIS ATTENTION ON THIS.Copy !req
97. MRS. LANDINGHAM,
DOES THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
98. HAVE FREE TIME
THIS MORNING?Copy !req
99. HE HAS NOTHING
BUT FREE TIME, TOBY.Copy !req
100. HE'S IN THE RESIDENCECopy !req
101. EATING CHEERIOS AND ENJOYING
REGIS AND KATHIE LEE.Copy !req
102. SHALL I GET HIM
FOR YOU?Copy !req
103. SARCASM'S A DISTURBING THINGCopy !req
104. COMING FROM A WOMAN OF YOUR AGE.Copy !req
105. WHAT AGE WOULD THAT BE, TOBY?Copy !req
106. LATE 20s.Copy !req
107. ATTABOY.Copy !req
108. HAVE A COOKIE?
NO.Copy !req
109. TOBY, THEY TURNED DOWN
OUR REQUEST?Copy !req
110. GOOD MORNING, SAM.
GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
111. HAVE A COOKIE, SAM.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
112. THEY'RE ISSUING A PRESS RELEASE.Copy !req
113. WE'LL BE PLAYING
DEFENSE ALL DAY.Copy !req
114. BECAUSE OF THE JOKE?
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE JOKE.Copy !req
115. SOMEONE GIVE ME A RIVER TO FORGE
A SERPENT TO SLAY.Copy !req
116. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?Copy !req
117. HE'S DRINKING
FROM THE KEG OF GLORY.Copy !req
118. WE HEARD.
GOOD JOB.Copy !req
119. THANK YOU. THEY TURNED DOWN
THE INVITATION?Copy !req
120. THEY DECLINED.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
121. IT MEANS THEY TURNED
DOWN THE INVITATION.Copy !req
122. BECAUSE OF THE JOKE?
OF COURSE.Copy !req
123. WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING?Copy !req
124. THAT'S NO GOOD.
JAWORSKI KNOWS THAT'S NO GOOD.Copy !req
125. MOSTLY HE'LL SAY THE JAPANESE
NEED TO BUY MORE AMERICAN CARS.Copy !req
126. AMERICANS NEED TO BUY
MORE AMERICAN CARS.Copy !req
127. WHICH IS WHAT I TOLD JAWORSKI.Copy !req
128. MORNING, EVERYONE.
MORNING.Copy !req
129. WHAT DO YOU GOT?Copy !req
130. 443 IS GONNA STAY IN—Copy !req
131. I HEARD.Copy !req
132. THE RYDER CUP TEAM DECLINED OUR
INVITATION TO THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
133. YOU'RE KIDDING.
BECAUSE OF THE JOKE.Copy !req
134. YOU'RE KIDDING.
I'M NOT.Copy !req
135. THE RYDER CUP TEAM?Copy !req
136. IT'S A GROUP OF
THE BEST GOLFERS IN THE—Copy !req
137. I KNOW WHAT
THE RYDER CUP TEAM IS.Copy !req
138. SIR, THIS MAY BE A GOOD TIMECopy !req
139. TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.Copy !req
140. I'VE GOT AN INTELLIGENCE
BRIEFING, A SECURITY BRIEFINGCopy !req
141. AND A 90-MINUTE BUDGET MEETINGCopy !req
142. ALL SCHEDULED FOR
THE SAME 45 MINUTES.Copy !req
143. NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO TALK ABOUT
MY SENSE OF HUMOR?Copy !req
144. NO.
ME, NEITHER.Copy !req
145. IT'S JUST THAT IT'S NOT
THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED.Copy !req
146. I KNOW.
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT TEXAS.Copy !req
147. USA TODAY ASKS WHY YOU DON'T
SPEND TIME CAMPAIGNING IN TEXAS.Copy !req
148. YOU SAY, YOU DON'T
LOOK GOOD IN FUNNY HATS.Copy !req
149. IT WAS BIG HATS.Copy !req
150. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?Copy !req
151. IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
152. WE GOT WHOMPED IN TEXAS.Copy !req
153. WE GOT WHOMPED
IN TEXAS TWICE.Copy !req
154. WE GOT WHOMPED IN THE PRIMARY
AND WE GOT WHOMPED IN NOVEMBER.Copy !req
155. I THINK I WAS THERE.
AND IT WAS AVOIDABLE, SIR.Copy !req
156. C.J., ON YOUR TOMBSTONE,
IT'S GONNA READCopy !req
157. "POST HOC, ERGO PROPTER HOC."Copy !req
158. BUT NONE OF MY VISITORS WILL BE
ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY TOMBSTONE.Copy !req
159. TWENTY-SEVEN LAWYERS
IN THE ROOM.Copy !req
160. ANYBODY KNOW
"POST HOC, ERGO PROPTER HOC?"Copy !req
161. JOSH?
UH, UH, "POST", "AFTER."Copy !req
162. "AFTER HOC",
"ERGO"..."THEREFORE."Copy !req
163. "AFTER HOC, THEREFORE",
SOMETHING ELSE "HOC."Copy !req
164. THANK YOU. NEXT.Copy !req
165. IF I'D GOTTEN
MORE CREDIT—
LEO.Copy !req
166. "AFTER IT, THEREFORE
BECAUSE OF IT."Copy !req
167. "AFTER IT,
THEREFORE BECAUSE OF IT."Copy !req
168. IT MEANS ONE THING
FOLLOWS THE OTHERCopy !req
169. THEREFORE IT WAS CAUSED
BY THE OTHERCopy !req
170. BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUE.Copy !req
171. IN FACT,
IT'S HARDLY EVER TRUE.Copy !req
172. WE DID NOT LOSE TEXAS
BECAUSE OF THE HAT JOKE.Copy !req
173. DO YOU KNOW
WHEN WE LOST TEXAS?Copy !req
174. WHEN YOU LEARNED
TO SPEAK LATIN?Copy !req
175. GO FIGURE.
WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
176. CAPTAIN TOLLIVER,
A CUP OF COFFEE?Copy !req
177. NO. I'M FINE, NANCY.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
178. MORRIS, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD MORNING, MRS. LANDINGHAM.Copy !req
179. LITTLE BACKED UP
THIS MORNING.
I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
180. SAM, WHEN ARE YOU WRITING
THE HILTON HEAD DRAFT?Copy !req
181. I'M CLOSING MY DOOR
FROM NOON TO 3.Copy !req
182. MORRIS.
GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
183. STAN, I'LL BE JUST A SECOND.Copy !req
184. TAKE A WALK WITH ME.
SURE. YOU LOOK WELL.Copy !req
185. I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD.
HOW'S THE BABY?Copy !req
186. TEN DAYS OLD TODAY.
YOU GOT A PICTURE?Copy !req
187. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
188. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
189. SHE'S A KNOCKOUT.
BOTH OF THEM.Copy !req
190. I'M SORRY. I'VE FORGOTTEN
YOUR WIFE'S NAME.Copy !req
191. ANGELA.
AND THE GIRL?Copy !req
192. COREY.Copy !req
193. LEO, DID YOU TELL
THE COUNSEL'S OFFICECopy !req
194. THEY'D BE IN
ON THE TEN O'CLOCK?Copy !req
195. I MAY HAVE.Copy !req
196. THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING
YOU WANNA TELL ME.Copy !req
197. HERE. IT'S A BABY
AND A NEW MOTHER.Copy !req
198. LOOK AT THAT
FOR A MINUTE.
OH!Copy !req
199. LISTEN, QUICKLY.
I KNOW YOU WERE JUST FILLING INCopy !req
200. TILL TERRY WYATT CAME BACK,
BUT THE PRESIDENT LIKES YOUCopy !req
201. AND HE'D LIKE TO
KEEP YOU ON.Copy !req
202. I DON'T HAVE
ANY OBJECTIONS.
GOOD.Copy !req
203. I NEEDN'T BE COVERED NEXT WEEK.
I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
204. WHERE YOU GOING?
JORDAN.Copy !req
205. FOR HOW LONG?
JUST A WEEK.Copy !req
206. THEN YOU'LL START
THE WEEK AFTER.Copy !req
207. LEO.
YEAH.Copy !req
208. I'M COMPARATIVELY LOW-RANKED.
HE LIKES YOU, MORRIS.Copy !req
209. HE FEELS BETTER
AFTER HE'S TALKED TO YOU.Copy !req
210. THERE HAVE BEEN DAYS YOU'VE
LIGHTENED THE LOAD A LITTLE.Copy !req
211. IT'S AN AWFUL BIG LOAD.
I'M JUST A CAPTAIN.Copy !req
212. HE LIKES YOU, MORRIS.
I GOTTA GET BACK IN THE OVAL.Copy !req
213. GIVE HIM HIS PICTURE.Copy !req
214. HEY.
HEY.Copy !req
215. 88-B'S STRAIGHTENED OUTCopy !req
216. AND CHRIS MATTHEWS
WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WE KNOW.Copy !req
217. WELL, I HAVE
SOME NEWS.
GOOD NEWS?Copy !req
218. THERE'S A WAY TO SEE IT AS BAD,
BUT I THINK IT'S GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
219. LLOYD RUSSELL
IS NO LONGER OUR CLIENT.Copy !req
220. REALLY?
YES.Copy !req
221. LLOYD RUSSELL
IS OUR ONLY CLIENT.Copy !req
222. WAS.
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
223. THIS IS A TOTAL DISASTER.Copy !req
224. IF THAT'S THE SPIN
YOU'RE GONNA PUT—
MANDY.Copy !req
225. HE WANTS TO WORK
WITH THE PRESIDENT ON 443.Copy !req
226. HE'S NOT GONNA RUN.
NO.Copy !req
227. YOU LOST OUR ONLY CLIENT?Copy !req
228. I LIKE TO THINK OF US
AS A TEAM.Copy !req
229. I QUIT MY JOB.
SO DID I.Copy !req
230. AFTER PUTTING HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS IN THE BANK.Copy !req
231. I SAVED WISELY.
HOW YOU GONNA PAY ME?Copy !req
232. IT'S SO TYPICALLY YOU TO LEAP
TO THAT QUESTION AT SUCH A TIME.Copy !req
233. IT'S NOT TYPICALLY ME, MANDY.
IT'S TYPICALLY MY LANDLORD.Copy !req
234. IT'S TYPICALLY COLLEGE LOANS.Copy !req
235. IT'S TYPICALLY THE GUYCopy !req
236. WHO'LL SELL ME
MILK NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
237. YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH EXPENSES, DAISY.Copy !req
238. I'VE GOT CREDIT CARDS
AND I'VE GOT CONDO PAYMENTSCopy !req
239. PLUS HAVING DINGED
SUSPENSION ON MY B.M.W.Copy !req
240. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
I'M FORMULATING A PLAN.Copy !req
241. JOSH.
WHAT DO YOU NEED?Copy !req
242. YOU OWE ME $100.
FOR WHAT?Copy !req
243. I ENTERED YOU
IN A COLLEGE FOOTBALL POOL.Copy !req
244. WITHOUT TELLING ME?
IT WAS A SURPRISE.Copy !req
245. HOW'D I DO?
YOU LOST $100.Copy !req
246. ON WHO?
ON CENTRAL INDIANA STATE.Copy !req
247. WHAT WAS THE LINE?
IT WASN'T THAT KIND OF A POOL.Copy !req
248. WHAT KIND OF A POOL?
JUST PICK THE WINNER.Copy !req
249. YOU PICKED CENTRAL
INDIANA STATE?Copy !req
250. THE FIGHTING OKIES.
WHO WERE THEY PLAYING?Copy !req
251. NOTRE DAME.Copy !req
252. YOU PICKED CENTRAL INDIANA STATE
AGAINST NOTRE DAME?Copy !req
253. TECHNICALLY,
YOU DID.Copy !req
254. TOBY!
YES.Copy !req
255. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING.
RYDER CUP TEAM.Copy !req
256. THAT'S JUST THE LATEST
IN A STRING.Copy !req
257. YES.
THE BANKING COMMITTEE.Copy !req
258. NEW JERSEY, G-8.
THE BICYCLE
UNDER THE TREE.Copy !req
259. YES, THOUGH I'M
NOT SURE WHAT OUR
NEW MEDIA DIRECTORCopy !req
260. WOULD'VE DONE ABOUT THAT.
ME, NEITHER.Copy !req
261. BUT WE NEED
A NEW MEDIA DIRECTOR.Copy !req
262. I'VE BEEN ON TALENT SHOWS
WITH MORE POLISH.Copy !req
263. YOU PUT ON TALENT SHOWS?
WHEN I WAS A KID.Copy !req
264. WE NEED TO
DOUBLE-TEAM HIM.Copy !req
265. WE BRING SAM AND C.J..Copy !req
266. WE NEED TO GANG UP ON HIM.
SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
267. IT'S NOT GONNA BE MANDY, RIGHT?
NOPE.Copy !req
268. ANYONE BUT MANDY.Copy !req
269. "POST HOC, ERGO PROPTER HOC"?Copy !req
270. I'LL BET THAT HAD THEM
ROLLING IN THE AISLESCopy !req
271. AT THE WHIFFINPOOF DINNERS.
FLY IN THE TEETH OF IT.Copy !req
272. YOU'RE BEST
WITH A PIE IN YOUR FACE.Copy !req
273. I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT.
KEEP IT IN YOUR BACK POCKET.Copy !req
274. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RHYTHM
OF THE "Q" AND "A,"
USE THE RYDER CUP.Copy !req
275. FOLKS, PLEASE
TAKE YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
276. WE'RE GONNA START
THE BRIEFING.Copy !req
277. TAKE YOUR SEATS.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, FOLKS.Copy !req
278. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
279. WE'VE GOT
A BIRTHDAY TODAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
280. SUZANNE?Copy !req
281. BOBBY.
IT'S BOBBY'S BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
282. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
283. C.J., UH, A SHORT WHILE AGO,
THE VICE PRESIDENT COMMENTEDCopy !req
284. ON THE WHITE HOUSE POSITION
ON THE A3-C3, SAYINGCopy !req
285. AND I'M QUOTING FROM NOTES,
"THIS IS A TIMECopy !req
286. WHEN THE PRESIDENT
NEEDS OUR SUPPORT."Copy !req
287. CAN YOU CLARIFY
THE LANGUAGE?Copy !req
288. NO, I CAN'T.
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT TODAY.Copy !req
289. THE LANGUAGE
SEEMS STRAINED, DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
290. STRANGE?
STRAINED.Copy !req
291. "THIS IS A TIME WHEN THE
PRESIDENT NEEDS OUR SUPPORT."Copy !req
292. IT SOUNDS PRETTY
STRAIGHTFORWARD.Copy !req
293. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
IF YOU CONSULT
THE MORNING RELEASESCopy !req
294. YOU'LL SEE THAT IN THE WORLD
OF SPORTS, THE WHITE HOUSECopy !req
295. JUST GOT DISSED
BY 12 GUYS NAMED FLIPPY.Copy !req
296. WHO'S GOT QUESTIONS?Copy !req
297. OVER HERE.Copy !req
298. C.J., DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THE JOKE?Copy !req
299. IS THE PRESIDENT
PLANNING ON APOLOGIZING?Copy !req
300. I MUST SAY IT CAME
AS A BIT OF A SURPRISECopy !req
301. TO DISCOVER THAT
PROFESSIONAL GOLFERSCopy !req
302. DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMORCopy !req
303. ESPECIALLY AFTER SEEING THEM
IN SOME OF THE OUTFITS.Copy !req
304. HEY.
HEY.Copy !req
305. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
306. C.J.'S JUST DISCOVERED
THAT HOYNESCopy !req
307. IN RESPONDING TO A
QUESTION ABOUT A-3Copy !req
308. SAID, "THIS IS A TIME
WHEN THE PRESIDENT
NEEDS OUR SUPPORT."Copy !req
309. IT'S THE THIRD ONE
IN FIVE WEEKS.Copy !req
310. SO SHE MOVED ON
TO THE RYDER CUP.Copy !req
311. WOULDN'T YOU?
YEAH.Copy !req
312. MAKE SURE C.J.
KEEPS THIS OFF LEO'S DESK.Copy !req
313. I THINK IT GOES
RIGHT ON LEO'S DESK.Copy !req
314. A VAGUE QUOTE FROM HOYNES
WILL DISAPPEARCopy !req
315. BY THE END OF THE NEXT
NEWS CYCLE.Copy !req
316. A FISTFIGHT BETWEEN LEO AND
THE VICE PRESIDENT'S GOT JUICE.Copy !req
317. FAIR POINT.
TALK TO C.J.Copy !req
318. YEAH, I WILL.Copy !req
319. DO YOU NEED ME?
I'M SORRY?Copy !req
320. DIDN'T YOU COME
TO SEE ME?Copy !req
321. I WAS JUST
STRETCHING MY LEGS.Copy !req
322. OH.Copy !req
323. I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKINGCopy !req
324. ON THE HILTON HEAD DRAFT,
BUT I'M STRETCHING MY LEGS.Copy !req
325. OKAY.Copy !req
326. LAST WEEK, I WAS OUT
FOR A LATE DRINK.Copy !req
327. I MET THIS WOMAN
NAMED LAURIE.Copy !req
328. LAURIE AND I HIT IT OFFCopy !req
329. WE SPENT THE EVENING
TOGETHER BACK AT HER PLACECopy !req
330. THE NEXT DAY, I DISCOVERED
SHE WAS A CALL GIRL.Copy !req
331. SAM...
YEAH?Copy !req
332. YOU WANT TO CLOSE THE DOOR?Copy !req
333. YEAH.Copy !req
334. YOU SLEPT WITH
A CALL GIRL?Copy !req
335. WELL, NO, I...Copy !req
336. WELL, YES.
YES, I DID.Copy !req
337. SHE KNOW WHO YOU ARE?Copy !req
338. NO, I DIDN'T REVEAL
MY SECRET IDENTITY, JOSH.Copy !req
339. I'M ASKING
SOME QUESTIONS.Copy !req
340. YEAH, SHE KNOWS
I WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
341. LET ME FINISH.Copy !req
342. SHE WOULDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
343. HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
344. I KNOW, I KNOW.Copy !req
345. YOU WANT TO CALL HER
AGAIN, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
346. I LIKE HER AND SHE'S
NOT WHAT YOU THINK.Copy !req
347. THE ONLY THING I KNOW
IS SHE'S A CALL GIRL.Copy !req
348. YES.
SHE'S EXACTLY
WHAT I THINK.Copy !req
349. I LEFT ABRUPTLY.
I THINK IT WAS RUDE.Copy !req
350. YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND
REFORM HER, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
351. NO, I JUST WANT TO SAY
A PROPER GOODBYE THATCopy !req
352. SHOWS A LITTLE RESPECT.
SAM...Copy !req
353. YOU'D LIKE HER
IF YOU MET HER.Copy !req
354. PROMISE ME THAT'LL
NEVER HAPPEN.Copy !req
355. ( knock on door )
YES?Copy !req
356. YOU'RE WITH THE ENERGY SECRETARY
IN FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
357. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
358. NOTHING.
REALLY?Copy !req
359. YES.
YOU LYING?Copy !req
360. YES.
SO I SHOULD GET OUT?Copy !req
361. YES.Copy !req
362. LOOK, WHATEVER QUEST...Copy !req
363. IT'S NOT A QUEST.
WHATEVER!Copy !req
364. YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH FIRE HERE.Copy !req
365. TALK TO TOBY BEFORE
YOU DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
366. THERE'S NO WAY I CAN DO THIS
WITHOUT TALKING TO TOBY?Copy !req
367. NO.Copy !req
368. OOH! OOH! HANG ON— C.J.!Copy !req
369. JUST TALK TO TOBY.Copy !req
370. JUST TOBY.Copy !req
371. YOU'RE LATE.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
372. C.J...
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.Copy !req
373. I WOULD DEFINITELY
TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
374. I'LL TALK TO HIM.
STAY ON THE PERIMETER.Copy !req
375. I'VE STAYED
ON THE PERIMETER.Copy !req
376. I DON'T WANT IT
ON LEO'S DESK.Copy !req
377. THANK YOU.Copy !req
378. C'EST UN VRAI PLASIR
ET UN HONNEURCopy !req
379. D'ETRE VOTRE HOTE
AUJOURD'HUI.Copy !req
380. QUE VOUS SURVIVIEZ
CETTE CHALEURE
DU FIN DE SEPTEMBRECopy !req
381. ET QUE CE JOUR
SOIT LE JOURCopy !req
382. OU ON CONSTRUIT
POUR LE FUTURE.Copy !req
383. ABSOLUMENT.Copy !req
384. TRES BIEN DIT.Copy !req
385. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
386. HEY, STEVIE.
HEY, C.J.Copy !req
387. DOES HE HAVE A MINUTE?
WE'RE LEAVING FOR NEW YORK.Copy !req
388. IT'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
I'M LOOKING AT MY WATCH.Copy !req
389. AU REVOIR.Copy !req
390. THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE.Copy !req
391. EXCUSE ME,
MR. VICE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
392. SIR, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT ABOUT A3-C3.Copy !req
393. YES.
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
394. THINGS HAPPEN QUICKLY HERECopy !req
395. AND IN GETTING EVERYONE
ON THE SAME PAGE...Copy !req
396. CANDY, THE MOST HE TALKED
ABOUT IN TERMS OF THE SUBSIDYCopy !req
397. WAS $6.00 AN ACRE.
WE'RE FIXING IT.Copy !req
398. HAD WE PROPERLY
BRIEFED YOUR OFFICE...Copy !req
399. IT WAS $6.00 AN ACRE.Copy !req
400. GOT IT.
SIR?Copy !req
401. C.J., I'VE BEEN KEPT
IN THE LOOP ON A.C. CUBED.Copy !req
402. THE QUOTE THE ROOM
IS RUNNING WITH ISCopy !req
403. "THIS IS A TIME
WHEN THE PRESIDENT
NEEDS OUR SUPPORT."Copy !req
404. C.J., I'VE GOT MY OWN
PRESS SECRETARY.Copy !req
405. YES, SIR.
SIR...Copy !req
406. GOT TO RUN.
YES, SIR.Copy !req
407. WHAT'S IN JORDAN?Copy !req
408. AMMAN.
YOU SHOULD STAY HERE.Copy !req
409. WE GOT AMMAN, A WOMAN,
LITTLE KIDS, THE WORKS.Copy !req
410. 131 OVER 84.Copy !req
411. SEE, THAT WAS A JOKE.
GOOD ONE.Copy !req
412. EVERYBODY'S
A CRITIC TODAY.
HOLD STILL.Copy !req
413. SO WHAT'S IN AMMAN?
A TEACHING HOSPITAL.Copy !req
414. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
415. HOW LONG YOU GONNA STAY?
A WEEK.Copy !req
416. WHEN DO YOU LEAVE?
TWO HOURS.Copy !req
417. WHAT'S MY TEMPERATURE?
56 DEGREES.Copy !req
418. FAHRENHEIT?
YEAH, IS THAT NOT NORMAL?Copy !req
419. ( chuckling )
SO HOW'S THE KID?Copy !req
420. TEN DAYS OLD TODAY.Copy !req
421. CAN SHE SPELL
ANYTHING YET?
NO, SIR.Copy !req
422. GOT ANY PICTURES?
THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.Copy !req
423. SIR, THEY JUST
TOUCHED DOWN AT ANDREWS.Copy !req
424. THANK YOU, NANCY.Copy !req
425. OH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT'S HER NAME?Copy !req
426. ANGELA'S MY WIFE.
COREY IS OUR DAUGHTER.Copy !req
427. IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S NAME.Copy !req
428. SHE GOT IT
FROM HER GREAT AUNTCopy !req
429. WHO GOT IT FROM THE FIRST
FREE WOMAN SHE EVER MET.Copy !req
430. THAT NAME'S GOT
A HELL OF A PAST.Copy !req
431. MY FAMILY IS VERY PROUD
OF ITS PAST.Copy !req
432. WIFE'S BEAUTIFUL, TOO.
HOW'D YOU GET HER TO MARRY YOU?Copy !req
433. YOU TRICK HER
OR SOMETHING?
HYPNOSIS.Copy !req
434. YEAH, I FIGURED.Copy !req
435. MORRIS, I MADE A JOKE
ABOUT GOLFERS YESTERDAYCopy !req
436. AND NOW IT CONSUMES
THE WHOLE DAMN BUILDING.Copy !req
437. OPEN YOUR MOUTH, SIR.Copy !req
438. JOKES LIKE THAT ARE PART
OF MY FOLKSY CHARM, MORRIS.Copy !req
439. IT'S AT THE VERY HEART
OF MY POPULARITY.Copy !req
440. DON'T YOU HAVE
A JOB APPROVAL RATINGCopy !req
441. OF THREE PERCENT
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
442. WELL, WE'RE HAVING
SOME DIFFICULTYCopy !req
443. GETTING THE WORD OUT.Copy !req
444. THANK YOU. IS THIS FROM
THIS MORNING, CAROL?Copy !req
445. YES, SIR.
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
446. ( sighs )
SO HOW'S MY PULSE?Copy !req
447. HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNINGCopy !req
448. UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS
THE PAST FEW MINUTES?Copy !req
449. NO.
THEN IT'S NOT
THAT GOOD.Copy !req
450. CUT BACK ON RED MEAT?
YEAH.Copy !req
451. DAIRY?
YEAH.Copy !req
452. HOW ABOUT BOOZE?
WHY NOT?Copy !req
453. TWO DEWARS ON THE ROCKS,
MRS. LANDINGHAM.Copy !req
454. MR. PRESIDENT...Copy !req
455. I HAD A MEETING THIS MORNING
WITH THE JOINT CHIEFS.Copy !req
456. I'M AN ACCOMPLISHED MAN, MORRIS.Copy !req
457. I CAN SIT COMFORTABLY
WITH PRIME MINISTERSCopy !req
458. AND PRESIDENTS,
EVEN THE POPE.Copy !req
459. WHY IS EVERY TIME I SIT
WITH THE JOINT CHIEFSCopy !req
460. I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK
AT MY FATHER'S DINNER TABLE?Copy !req
461. I'M A NAVAL OFFICER...
YOU'RE A NAVAL OFFICER.Copy !req
462. YOU'RE A DOCTOR
IN A UNIFORM.Copy !req
463. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TOTALLY
WITHOUT EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
464. YOU'RE TALKING
TO A FORMER GOVERNOR.Copy !req
465. I WAS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
IN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE
NATIONAL GUARD.Copy !req
466. YOU GUYS GOT INTO A LOT
OF TOUGH SCRAPES?Copy !req
467. WE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
WE'D JUST STAND ON THE BORDER
AND STARE YOU DOWN.Copy !req
468. THEN WE'D ALL GO FOR PANCAKES.Copy !req
469. LIKE YOU GOT A LOT
OF CLOSE INFANTRYCopy !req
470. COMBAT TRAINING IN PREMED?
HOLD STILL.Copy !req
471. WHAT IS THAT?
A FLU SHOT.Copy !req
472. I DON'T NEED A FLU SHOT.
YOU DO NEED A FLU SHOT.Copy !req
473. IS THIS THE START
OF A MILITARY COUP?Copy !req
474. I WANT THE SECRET
SERVICE IN HERE.Copy !req
475. IN THE EVENT
OF A MILITARY COUPCopy !req
476. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE SECRET
SERVICE WILL BE ON YOUR SIDE?Copy !req
477. NOW THAT'S A THOUGHT
THAT'S GOING TO FESTER.Copy !req
478. HOLD STILL.Copy !req
479. THANK YOU.Copy !req
480. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE
WITH VIOLENCE.Copy !req
481. I KNOW THIS COUNTRY
HAS ENEMIESCopy !req
482. BUT I DON'T FEEL VIOLENT
TOWARD ANY OF THEM.Copy !req
483. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
THAT'S A WEAKNESS OR NOTCopy !req
484. BUT I THINK I KNOW
HOW THE JOINT CHIEFSCopy !req
485. WOULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION.Copy !req
486. LET THE CHIEFS
GET TO KNOW YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
487. THEY'RE SERIOUS MEN, NATURALLY
SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR LEADERSHIP.Copy !req
488. THAT'S WHAT COMES
FROM SPENDING A LIFETIMECopy !req
489. CAUGHT BETWEEN THE DEVIL
AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA.Copy !req
490. THEY'RE MEN
OF CHARACTER.Copy !req
491. THEY MAY NOT
LIKE YOUR RESUMECopy !req
492. BUT THEY'LL LIKE YOU
PERSONALLY IF YOU
GIVE IT TIME.Copy !req
493. YOU HAVE A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION
MIND, SIR.Copy !req
494. ULTIMATELY,
THEY'LL RESPECT THAT.Copy !req
495. THEY'LL ADVISE YOU WELL
AND GO WHERE YOU POINT.Copy !req
496. LET THE CHIEFS
GET TO KNOW YOU, SIR.Copy !req
497. IN THE MEANTIME
YOU OUTRANK THEM, SO DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT SO MUCHCopy !req
498. AND CUT BACK ON THE DAIRY.Copy !req
499. AND THE RED MEAT.Copy !req
500. AND THE SCOTCH.Copy !req
501. DON'T FORGET
YOUR PICTURE.Copy !req
502. COREY'S A
BEAUTIFUL CHILD.Copy !req
503. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
504. LOOK WHAT I DONE.Copy !req
505. YOU DIDN'T DO
NOTHING, MISTER.Copy !req
506. YOU WERE A PASSENGER
ON THIS ONE.Copy !req
507. YOUR JOB IS TO
PAY THE BILLSCopy !req
508. DO WHAT THESE LADIES
TELL YOU TO DO.Copy !req
509. ALSO, YOU GOT TO TEACH HER
HOW TO WHISTLE.Copy !req
510. HER MOTHER WON'T DO THAT.
RIGHT.Copy !req
511. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
IN TWO WEEKS.Copy !req
512. RIGHT.Copy !req
513. MORRIS.Copy !req
514. YES, SIR.Copy !req
515. LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN.Copy !req
516. SEE?Copy !req
517. THE PAST ISN'T THE ONLY THING
YOUR FAMILY CAN BE PROUD OF.Copy !req
518. YES, SIR.Copy !req
519. GO AWAY.Copy !req
520. MR. PRESIDENT, YOU REMEMBER
STUART WHITE AND RAY FINLEY.Copy !req
521. I DO, INDEED.
MR. WHITE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
522. MR. FINLEY...Copy !req
523. JOSH. WHO DO YOU WANT FOR
THE POOL THIS SATURDAY?Copy !req
524. ANOTHER HUNDRED BUCKS.Copy !req
525. YOU HAVE TO PLAY.
I SEE IT DIFFERENT.Copy !req
526. WHO DO YOU LIKE, ROCKY
MOUNTAIN COLLEGE OR PURDUE?Copy !req
527. CAN YOU GIVE ME
YESHIVA UNIVERSITY
OVER THE COWBOYS?Copy !req
528. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY...Copy !req
529. LEO WILL BE READY
IN ABOUT A HALF HOUR.Copy !req
530. THANKS.Copy !req
531. C.J., DID YOU
TALK TO HOYNES?Copy !req
532. YEAH.
AND?Copy !req
533. WE'RE FINE.
YOU SURE?Copy !req
534. YEAH.
C.J.?Copy !req
535. WE'RE FINE.
OKAY.Copy !req
536. LEO WILL CALL
WHEN HE'S READY.Copy !req
537. ANYONE BUT MANDY.Copy !req
538. RIGHT.Copy !req
539. I HAVE A PH.D.,
DID YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
540. YES.Copy !req
541. SOME PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW THAT.
I DO.Copy !req
542. I'VE GOT A BACHELOR'S
DEGREE IN ART HISTORYCopy !req
543. AND A MASTER'S DEGREE
IN COMMUNICATIONSCopy !req
544. AND A PH.D.
IN POLITICAL SCIENCE.Copy !req
545. YES.Copy !req
546. I'M ACCOMPLISHED
AND BRILLIANT.Copy !req
547. AND YET, LOOK HOW
YOUNG AND CUTE I AM.Copy !req
548. WHAT ABOUT GIL McGREGGOR?
WHO'D THINK THAT SOMEONECopy !req
549. WHO HAD ACCOMPLISHED
AS MUCH AS I HAVECopy !req
550. WOULD BE THIS YOUNG
OR THIS CUTE?Copy !req
551. GIL McGREGGOR.
BUT HERE I AM.Copy !req
552. I WON'T CALL
GIL McGREGGOR.
WHY NOT?Copy !req
553. I'M NOT COLD-CALLING BUSINESSES
LIKE AN ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMAN.Copy !req
554. FINE.Copy !req
555. YOU DO IT.Copy !req
556. NO. NEITHER OF US
HAVE TO DO IT.Copy !req
557. THINGS HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT BAD.Copy !req
558. MS. HAMPTON, WE ARE
SITTING ON THE STAIRSCopy !req
559. DRINKING WINE
OUT OF PAPER CUPS.Copy !req
560. I'D LIKE IT IF YOU
CALLED ME DR. HAMPTON.Copy !req
561. GIVE ME THE BOTTLE.Copy !req
562. SAM SEABORN'S OFFICE.
HI, IT'S DANNY FOR SAM.Copy !req
563. HE'S WRITING NOW, DANNY.
HE ASKED ME TO HOLD THE CALLS.Copy !req
564. OKAY.Copy !req
565. HE JUST CAME OUT.
WE'LL CALL YOU BACK.Copy !req
566. I'M DONE.
YOU SURE?Copy !req
567. YOU'RE DONE POLISHING?
YES.Copy !req
568. YOU'RE DONE TWEAKING?
DONE TWEAKING, DONE POLISHING.Copy !req
569. I'M DONE.
TAKE IT TO C.J.Copy !req
570. WAIT.Copy !req
571. YES. I'M DONE.
REALLY.Copy !req
572. WAIT AND HOPE A STATEMENT
COMES OUT OF THE U.N.Copy !req
573. IT'S THE LEAST
THEY CAN DO.Copy !req
574. THE U.N.'S ALREADY DOING
THE LEAST THEY CAN DO.Copy !req
575. HEY, SAM, WHAT'S UP?
JUST STRETCHING MY LEGS.Copy !req
576. HI.
HI.Copy !req
577. HOW'S IT GOING?
I'M FINISHED.Copy !req
578. TALKING ABOUT
THE HILTON HEAD DRAFT?Copy !req
579. I USED PRETTY
TOUGH LANGUAGE.Copy !req
580. "POLITICAL COVER,"
"COUNTERPRODUCTIVE."Copy !req
581. GOOD.Copy !req
582. NOW, I'M JUST
STRETCHING MY LEGS.Copy !req
583. GOOD.Copy !req
584. CAN I TALK
TO YOU A SECOND?
YEAH.Copy !req
585. I'M GONNA
SHUT THE DOOR.
OKAY.Copy !req
586. ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I ACCIDENTALLY
SLEPT WITH A PROSTITUTE.Copy !req
587. REALLY?
YES.Copy !req
588. YOU ACCIDENTALLY
SLEPT WITH A PROSTITUTE.Copy !req
589. CALL GIRL.Copy !req
590. ACCIDENTALLY?
YES.Copy !req
591. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DID YOU TRIP OVER SOMETHING?Copy !req
592. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS.Copy !req
593. THERE WASN'T
A RED FLAGCopy !req
594. WHEN SHE CHARGED YOU MONEY
IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX?Copy !req
595. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE ME, TOBY.
COME ON.Copy !req
596. I DIDN'T FIND OUT ABOUT IT
TILL THE NEXT DAY.Copy !req
597. WHERE'D YOU MEET HER?
THE FARNSWORTH.Copy !req
598. DID ANYONE SEE YOU?
NO.Copy !req
599. YOU SURE?
YES.Copy !req
600. ALTHOUGH I WAS
WITH BILLY FOR A TIME.Copy !req
601. BILLY WHO?
KENWORTHY.Copy !req
602. KENWORTHY OF
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.Copy !req
603. HE TALKED TO ME ABOUT JOSH
DURING THE MARY MARSH THINGCopy !req
604. AND HE LEFT BEFORE I...
PICKED UP A HOOKER.Copy !req
605. CALL GIRL.Copy !req
606. THE DISTINCTION'LL BE VERY
IMPORTANT TO THE GRAND JURY.Copy !req
607. I HAVEN'T BROKEN ANY LAWS.Copy !req
608. WHO ELSE KNOWS
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
609. JOSH.
AND WHO ELSE?Copy !req
610. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
611. SO IT'S JUST ME, YOU,
THE HOOKERCopy !req
612. THE PRESIDENT'S
DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFFCopy !req
613. AND THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.Copy !req
614. TOBY, SHE'S NOT A HOOKER.
HANG ON A SECOND, SAM.Copy !req
615. I'D LIKE TO CALL
SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS.Copy !req
616. I DON'T SEE THE DANGER IN THAT.
NO, NO, SAM.Copy !req
617. TO REFORM HER?
NO.Copy !req
618. I THINK YOU ARE.Copy !req
619. SHE SHOULDN'T FEEL
LIKE TRASH BECAUSE ICopy !req
620. HAVE A JOB WHERE ADULTS AREN'T
GIVEN BENEFIT OF DOUBT.Copy !req
621. LET'S GO.
HE'S FREE?Copy !req
622. YEAH.Copy !req
623. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
KNOW ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
624. WITH HIM.
YES.Copy !req
625. AND YOU'RE NOT CONCERNED?Copy !req
626. WHO AMONG US HASN'T KNOWN
FORBIDDEN LOVE, TOBY?Copy !req
627. WHY SPRING BREAK ALONE...
I WAS GONNA SAY...Copy !req
628. THIS ADMINISTRATION
DOESN'T EVEN NEED
AN OPPOSITION PARTY.Copy !req
629. YOU KNOW THAT?
WE DO FINE BY OURSELVES.Copy !req
630. SAM.Copy !req
631. JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING
STUPID, OKAY?Copy !req
632. YEAH.Copy !req
633. NICE JOB
ON THE HILTON HEAD DRAFT.Copy !req
634. YOU HAVE THREE MINUTES.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
635. A FULL-TIME CONSULTANT.Copy !req
636. THE DOLLAR'S DOWN THREE CENTS
AGAINST THE YEN.Copy !req
637. UP TWO PENNIES
AGAINST THE EURO.Copy !req
638. WHAT WE NEED IS AN ECONOMIC
STIMULUS PACKAGECopy !req
639. THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT WAS
PUT TOGETHER AT AN AMWAY RALLY.Copy !req
640. BUT THAT'S NOT THE MEETING
WE'RE HAVING NOW.Copy !req
641. FAIR POINT.
THE RYDER CUPCopy !req
642. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
ON OUR RADAR SCREEN.Copy !req
643. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
644. SO, YOU'LL LET US HIRE
A NEW MEDIA CONSULTANT?Copy !req
645. ABSOLUTELY.
WHO DO WE GET?Copy !req
646. MANDY.
EXCELLENT CHOICE.Copy !req
647. YES.Copy !req
648. WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
649. MANDY.
WHO'S RECENTLY UNEMPLOYEDCopy !req
650. AND I DON'T THINK JOSH HAS
GOTTEN ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THAT.Copy !req
651. WE NEED HER AGAIN, JOSH.
MANDY?Copy !req
652. WE NEED HER.
WAIT. THIS IS AN AMBUSH.Copy !req
653. I'M GETTING MUGGED,
YOU'RE THE GANG LEADER.Copy !req
654. CAN YOU THINK
OF A SINGLE REASONCopy !req
655. NOT TO USE MANDY
THAT ISN'T PERSONAL?Copy !req
656. SURE.
WHAT?Copy !req
657. SHE USED TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
658. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.Copy !req
659. LET'S DO IT.
EXCELLENT.Copy !req
660. HANG ON.
THIS'LL BE GREAT.Copy !req
661. WAIT. I HAVE CERTAIN OBJECTIONS.
LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
662. THE PRESIDENT'S
NOT GONNA GO FOR THIS.Copy !req
663. SURE HE WILL.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
664. YOU ALREADY ASKED HIM.
I ALREADY ASKED HIM.Copy !req
665. ALRIGHT, LISTEN, FINE.
I'M A TEAM PLAYER.Copy !req
666. MY RECORD'S CLEAR ON THAT.
YES.Copy !req
667. SHE ANSWERS TO ME
AND SHE ANSWERS TO TOBY.Copy !req
668. I DON'T WANNA GO 15 ROUNDS
WITH HER IN THE OVAL OFFICE.Copy !req
669. DOES THAT WRAP IT UP?
YEAH.Copy !req
670. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
671. YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
DRAW A CHART FOR HERCopy !req
672. WITH LINES AND ARROWS,
CLEARLY INDICATINGCopy !req
673. THAT SHE ANSWERS TO ME
AND SHE ANSWERS TO TOBY.Copy !req
674. C.J., HANG ON A SECOND.Copy !req
675. DID YOU TALK TO HOYNES TODAY?Copy !req
676. YEAH, FOR A MINUTE
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
677. ABOUT A3-C3?Copy !req
678. YEAH.Copy !req
679. I MEAN
ABOUT THE QUOTE.Copy !req
680. YEAH.Copy !req
681. AND?Copy !req
682. MISCOMMUNICATION.
HE'S ON BOARD.Copy !req
683. YEAH?
YEAH.Copy !req
684. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT KIND...Copy !req
685. HIS STATEMENT GOT TRUNCATED.Copy !req
686. I'D LEAVE IT ALONE.Copy !req
687. OKAY.Copy !req
688. ANYTHING ELSE?
NO.Copy !req
689. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.Copy !req
690. SHE ANSWERS TO ME
AND SHE ANSWERS TO TOBY.Copy !req
691. MRS. LANDINGHAM?Copy !req
692. YES, SIR.
I'M DONE, RIGHT?Copy !req
693. THERE ARE SOME CALLS
BUT YOU CAN MAKE THEM
FROM THE RESIDENCE.Copy !req
694. THANK YOU.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?Copy !req
695. DELEGATION FROM
THE UNIVERSITY OF
NEBRASKA WAS SORRYCopy !req
696. YOU COULDN'T SEE THEM
DURING THEIR VISITCopy !req
697. AND THEY LEFT THIS FOR YOU
WITH THEIR COMPLIMENTS.Copy !req
698. IT'S A SHIRT.
YES, SIR.Copy !req
699. THEY LEFT ME A SHIRT?
YES, SIR.Copy !req
700. I THINK THEY LEFT ME SOMETHING
ELSE, MRS. LANDINGHAM.Copy !req
701. I THINK THEY LEFT ME
12 CENTER-CUT PRIME FILET
OMAHA STEAKS, MRS. LANDINGHAM.Copy !req
702. I WAS GOING TO HAVE
MARIO FIX ME ONE OF
THOSE STEAKS TONIGHT.Copy !req
703. DR. TOLLIVER
WAS VERY CLEAR...Copy !req
704. YOU STOLE MY STEAKS.
I DIDN'T STEAL THEM.Copy !req
705. I'M SIMPLY FOLLOWING
THE DIRECT ORDERSCopy !req
706. OF CAPTAIN MORRIS
TOLLIVER, M.D.Copy !req
707. WHO WOULD LIKE TO
SEE YOUR DIET CONTAIN
A LITTLE LESS...Copy !req
708. YOU ARE A CATTLE RUSTLER,
MRS. LANDINGHAM.Copy !req
709. IF YOU SAY SO,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
710. AND NO SCOTCH
TONIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
711. BETWEEN YOU AND MORRIS TOLLIVER,
WHO NEEDS A WIFE OR A MOTHER?Copy !req
712. GOODNIGHT,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
713. CHRISTIANSEN?
NO.Copy !req
714. STILWELL?
NO.Copy !req
715. CROUSE?
THE ONE FROM INDIANA?Copy !req
716. ALABAMA.
NO.Copy !req
717. THE ONE FROM INDIANA?
NO.Copy !req
718. UH, KITTIS.
NO.Copy !req
719. WAVEMAN?
NO.Copy !req
720. BROCK?
NO.Copy !req
721. UH, SILVERMAN?
NO.Copy !req
722. BARTLET.Copy !req
723. WHAT ABOUT BARTLET?Copy !req
724. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
725. JED BARTLET?Copy !req
726. NOBEL LAUREATE IN ECONOMICSCopy !req
727. THREE-TERM CONGRESSMAN,
TWO-TERM GOVERNOR.Copy !req
728. IT DOES LOOK LIKE YOU
COULD USE A CLIENT.Copy !req
729. WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
730. YOU WANNA WORK FOR THE LEADER
OF THE FREE WORLD?Copy !req
731. JOSH.Copy !req
732. WELL, IT TOOK YOU
LONG ENOUGH.Copy !req
733. OW!
YOU CUT ME OUT FOR A YEAR.Copy !req
734. ONCE THE RYDER CUP TEAM...Copy !req
735. WE GOT RULES.
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.Copy !req
736. WHAT ARE THE RULES?
SHE CAN'T PUNCH ME.Copy !req
737. I'D PREFER YOU TWO
DIDN'T GET DRUNK
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.Copy !req
738. NO.
AGREED.Copy !req
739. FINE.
WE REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.Copy !req
740. HE'S NOT DOING US A FAVOR.Copy !req
741. YOU ARE A GOOD MAN, JOSH.Copy !req
742. YES, I REALLY AM
QUITE SOMETHING.Copy !req
743. JUST WANT TO DIE.
HOW DO WE THANK YOU?Copy !req
744. THE LOOK ON MANDY'S FACE
IS THANKS ENOUGH.Copy !req
745. GET YOUR COATS. YOU HUNGRY?
NO. YES.Copy !req
746. YES.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
747. RULE NUMBER THREE— AND I REALLY
CAN'T EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH—Copy !req
748. YOU ANSWER TO ME
AND YOU ANSWER TO TOBY.Copy !req
749. MY OFFICE IS DRAWING UP
SOME INSTRUCTIONAL CHARTSCopy !req
750. THAT PRETTY MUCH OUTLINE
THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.Copy !req
751. FOR INSTANCE, YOU ANSWER TO ME
AND YOU ANSWER TO TOBY.Copy !req
752. I UNDERSTAND.
DO YOU?Copy !req
753. YES.
GOOD.Copy !req
754. IN YOUR DREAMS.
MANDY!Copy !req
755. IN YOUR LITTLE DREAMS.Copy !req
756. EXCUSE ME.
THE VICE PRESIDENT IS HERE.Copy !req
757. THANKS.Copy !req
758. HEY, LEO.
GOOD EVENING,
MR. VICE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
759. THANKS, MARGARET.Copy !req
760. HOW WAS NEW YORK?Copy !req
761. STANDARD AND POOR WILL RAISE
THE CITY'S CREDIT RATING.Copy !req
762. GOOD.
NICE OF YOU
TO CALL ME OVER.Copy !req
763. WE DON'T SEE
ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER.Copy !req
764. NO.
MARGARET'S LOOKING GOOD.Copy !req
765. DID YOU BLOW OFF
C.J. CRAIG THIS MORNING?Copy !req
766. IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
DID YOU?Copy !req
767. C.J. DOESN'T NEED
TO COME RUNNING...Copy !req
768. C.J. DIDN'T COME RUNNING, JOHN.Copy !req
769. SHE COVERED YOUR ASS.
SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.Copy !req
770. AND WHEN SHE
TELLS YOU SOMETHINGCopy !req
771. I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER IT
A DIRECTIVE FROM THIS OFFICE.Copy !req
772. YOU WANT ME TO CONSIDER IT
A DIRECTIVE FROM THIS OFFICE?Copy !req
773. YES.Copy !req
774. WELL, LET ME CONSULT
ARTICLE TWOCopy !req
775. OF THE CONSTITUTION
'CAUSE I'M NOTCopy !req
776. A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE
WHERE THIS OFFICECopy !req
777. GETS THE AUTHORITY
TO DIRECT ME TO THE MEN'S ROOM.Copy !req
778. YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS NOW?Copy !req
779. LEO, I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE
WITH YOU AND YOUR PAL.Copy !req
780. I GOT SHOVED INTO A BROOM...
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
781. ME AND MY PAL?
YES.Copy !req
782. YOU ARE REFERRING
TO PRESIDENT BARTLET?Copy !req
783. YES.
REFER TO HIM THAT WAY.Copy !req
784. GOODNIGHT, LEO.Copy !req
785. DON'T DO
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, JOHN.Copy !req
786. YOU'RE A WORLD-CLASS
POLITICAL OPERATIVE, LEO.Copy !req
787. WHY SHOULDN'T I KEEP ON
DOING WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?Copy !req
788. 'CAUSE I'LL WIN
AND YOU'LL END UPCopy !req
789. PLAYING CELEBRITY GOLF
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
790. HOW LONG DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO STICK AROUND HERECopy !req
791. AND BE HIS WHIPPING BOY?Copy !req
792. GIVE THIS PRESIDENT
ANYTHING LESS THAN
YOUR FULL-THROATED SUPPORTCopy !req
793. AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT
EXACTLY HOW LONG.Copy !req
794. GOODNIGHT, LEO.Copy !req
795. GOODNIGHT, JOHN.Copy !req
796. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
797. HI.
HI.Copy !req
798. I'M LOOKING
FOR LAURIE.Copy !req
799. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE
NAMED LAURIE.Copy !req
800. LAURIE'S NOT
HER REAL NAME.Copy !req
801. LAURIE'S NOT
HER REAL NAME?Copy !req
802. ACTUALLY, LAURIE
IS HER REAL NAME.Copy !req
803. I SAW HER WITH YOU
THE OTHER NIGHT.Copy !req
804. OH, YEAH,
I REMEMBER YOU.Copy !req
805. AH, MORE GOOD NEWS
FOR TOBY.Copy !req
806. WHAT?
NOTHING. COULD YOU
TELL ME WHERE SHE IS?Copy !req
807. SHE'S IN THE BACK.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
808. SHE'S BUSY.
ONLY TAKE A SEC.Copy !req
809. HONG KONG? THAT PLACE
HAS REALLY GONE DOWNHILLCopy !req
810. SINCE THEY
CHANGED CHEFS.Copy !req
811. HI.Copy !req
812. HI.
LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
813. I COME FOR A DRINK
AND HERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
814. HOW ABOUT THAT?
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
815. HI.Copy !req
816. THIS IS...Copy !req
817. SAM SEABORN.Copy !req
818. FROM THE WHITE HOUSE?
YES, SIR.Copy !req
819. I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND MY BARGING IN.Copy !req
820. IT'S JUST THAT I'VE KNOWN
HER MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
821. HOW DO YOU KNOW BRITTANY?
WHO'S BRITTANY?Copy !req
822. I AM.
OKAY.Copy !req
823. SAM, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE.Copy !req
824. NO PROBLEM. I DON'T
MEAN TO INTERRUPT.Copy !req
825. I'LL JUST GO BACK TO THE BAR
AND CALL MY FRIENDCopy !req
826. THE ASSISTANT
U.S. ATTORNEY GENERALCopy !req
827. SEE IF HE WANTS TO COME DOWNCopy !req
828. AND MEET FOR A DRINK WITH ME
AND THAT WOMAN BACK THERE.Copy !req
829. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
830. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
831. OKAY.Copy !req
832. LAURIE, I CALLED YOU FOUR TIMES.
WERE YOU EVER GONNA CALL BACK?Copy !req
833. STAY AWAY FROM ME.
LAURIE...Copy !req
834. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT.Copy !req
835. I CAME HERE...
I LEFT MY COAT
AT THE TABLE.Copy !req
836. IF I COST YOU SOME MONEY,
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK.Copy !req
837. YOU GO TO HELL
FOR SAYING THAT.Copy !req
838. I WASN'T...Copy !req
839. I'M SORRY. THAT WAS
THE WRONG THING TO SAY.Copy !req
840. YES.
YOU'RE GONNA
FREEZE OUT HERE.Copy !req
841. I DON'T CARE.
TAKE MY COAT.Copy !req
842. NO.
COME ON.Copy !req
843. GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
844. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SAID THAT IN THERE.Copy !req
845. I BACKED AWAY FROM YOU
SO QUIETLY, SAM.Copy !req
846. YOU KNOW I DID. I NEVER WOULD
HAVE CAUSED ANY TROUBLE.Copy !req
847. AND THEN, YOU COME IN
AND YOU BRANDISH THIS-THIS...Copy !req
848. BY THE WAY,
THE ATTORNEY GENERALCopy !req
849. HAS NO JURISDICTION HERE.Copy !req
850. I BREAK THE LAW
IN THE DISTRICTCopy !req
851. I BREAK THE LAW
IN MARYLANDCopy !req
852. FROM TIME TO TIME,
I BREAK THE LAW IN
PENNSYLVANIA.Copy !req
853. I HAVE NEVER
COMMITTED A FEDERAL CRIMECopy !req
854. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN
SAY FOR PEOPLE IN
YOUR LINE OF WORK.Copy !req
855. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I NEED A CAB.Copy !req
856. SO I HAD A PRETTY GOOD DAY.
CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
857. I FEEL LIKE MORE AND MORE
I'M PLAYING A ROLE
IN POLICY DISCUSSION..Copy !req
858. WHY DID YOU COME
AND FIND ME TONIGHT?Copy !req
859. WHAT?Copy !req
860. WHY DID YOU CALL ME
FOUR TIMESCopy !req
861. AND THEN COME
AND FIND ME?Copy !req
862. JUST TO TELL YOU
I HAD A PRETTY GOOD DAY.Copy !req
863. I DON'T NEED SAVING, SAM.
YEAH, YOU DO.Copy !req
864. ARE YOU AWARE
THAT I MAKE MORE
MONEY THAN YOU DO?Copy !req
865. YOU AND ANY KID
WITH A DECENT PAPER ROUTE.Copy !req
866. AND YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
I WASN'T ABUSED AS A CHILDCopy !req
867. THAT I LIKE WHAT I DO.
REALLY?Copy !req
868. IT'S PUTTING ME
THROUGH LAW SCHOOL.Copy !req
869. THERE ISN'T
A STATE BAR IN THIS COUNTRYCopy !req
870. THAT'LL ADMIT YOU
WITH A SOLICITATION BUST
ON YOUR RECORD.Copy !req
871. I WON'T GET BUSTED.
AS OPPOSED THE OTHERS WHO DO.Copy !req
872. I GOTTA TELL YOU.
I THINK YOU LOOK
TERRIFIC TONIGHT.Copy !req
873. THANK YOU.
I'M NOT SAYING FOR THE COAT.Copy !req
874. YOU'RE GONNA TRY
AND CHANGE ME,Copy !req
875. ARGUING ASSERTING A POSITION
EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND.Copy !req
876. I'M A LAWYER
AND SPEECH WRITER.Copy !req
877. I ARGUE FOR A LIVING
AND I'M SOUGHT AFTERCopy !req
878. 'CAUSE I'M VERY
GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
879. YOU HUMILIATED
ME BACK THERECopy !req
880. AND YOU SCARED ME.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?Copy !req
881. YES.Copy !req
882. AND?Copy !req
883. I GUESS THAT'S JUST
THE WAY IT GOES.Copy !req
884. WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.Copy !req
885. IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE.
WHY?Copy !req
886. 'CAUSE I'VE
DECIDED TO BECOMECopy !req
887. A GOOD FRIEND
OF YOURS.Copy !req
888. OH, AM I SUPPOSED
TO JUST STRIP DOWN
FOR YOU NOW?Copy !req
889. NO.Copy !req
890. REALLY?Copy !req
891. REALLY.Copy !req
892. SO, WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
893. WHATEVER IT IS,
COULD WE DO IT INDOORS?Copy !req
894. 'CAUSE I'M FROM
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA...
YES.Copy !req
895. GOOD.Copy !req
896. YOU WANNA BUY ME A DRINK?Copy !req
897. I HAVE TO SAY THAT SOUNDED
VERY PROFESSIONAL TO ME.Copy !req
898. SHUT UP.
OKAY.Copy !req
899. SO YOU GONNA REVEAL
STATE SECRETS?Copy !req
900. TO BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW
ANY STATE SECRETS.Copy !req
901. NOW HE TELLS ME.Copy !req
902. I CAN RECITE
THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.Copy !req
903. OOH, GEEZ, SAM, HOW
DO THE GIRLS STAY ON
THEIR FEET WITH YOU?Copy !req
904. I'VE GOT SOME PATTER
WITH THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX.Copy !req
905. EAGLE'S BY.Copy !req
906. THEY'LL BE IN POSITION
IN TWO HOURS?Copy !req
907. AND THEY'D BE BACKED UP
BY A SECOND CARRIER GROUPCopy !req
908. PLUS THE F-14S OFF
THE GEORGE WASHINGTON
AND THE CORAL SEA.Copy !req
909. HOW SOON BEFORE
AN ESTIMATED B.D.A.?Copy !req
910. TEN MINUTES.Copy !req
911. PRESIDENT'S WAITING.Copy !req
912. EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
913. LEO, YOU NEED ME?Copy !req
914. NO.Copy !req
915. MR. PRESIDENT,
MORRIS TOLLIVER IS DEAD.Copy !req
916. AN AIR FORCE TRANSPORT
CARRYING MORRISCopy !req
917. TWELVE OTHER DOCTORSCopy !req
918. 42 SUPPORT STAFF
AND A CREW OF FIVECopy !req
919. TO A TEACHING
HOSPITAL IN AMMANCopy !req
920. EXPLODED IN MIDAIR
ABOUT 150 MILES
NORTH OF TARTUS.Copy !req
921. WHAT WAS FIRST THOUGHT TO BE
A MECHANICAL FAILURECopy !req
922. WAS THEN CLAIMED BY A MUSLIM
FUNDAMENTALIST GROUPCopy !req
923. AFTER A KEYHOLE SATELLITE
SENT BACK A RECORDCopy !req
924. OF THE HEAT STREAM
COMING FROM WHAT'S
CALLED AN F.I.M.-92Copy !req
925. WHICH IS A SHOULDER-
MOUNTED SURFACE-TO-AIR
MISSILE LAUNCHER.Copy !req
926. IN THE LAST
90 MINUTES OR SOCopy !req
927. THAT'S BEEN
DEBUNKED AS WELL.Copy !req
928. HARD INTELLIGENCE IS TELLING USCopy !req
929. THE ORDER CAME THROUGH
THE SYRIAN DEFENSE MINISTRY.Copy !req
930. BAKER AND LENNOX
ARE ON THEIR WAY
FROM THE PENTAGONCopy !req
931. AND BRODIE'S IN
THE SITUATION ROOMCopy !req
932. PREPARING FOR
YOUR BRIEFING.Copy !req
933. WHAT TIME IS IT?Copy !req
934. IT'S 10:38
IN DAMASCUS.Copy !req
935. WHERE IS
THE SYRIAN AMBASSADOR?Copy !req
936. HE'S AT HIS RESIDENCE
ON A SECURE PHONE LINE.Copy !req
937. TEL AVIV AND LONDON?Copy !req
938. STATE'S WAITING FOR YOUR WORD.Copy !req
939. ALRIGHT. UH...Copy !req
940. I'M GOING TO CALL
MORRIS' WIFE NOW.Copy !req
941. I'LL MEET YOU
IN THE SITUATION ROOM.Copy !req
942. YES, SIR.Copy !req
943. LEO.Copy !req
944. I AM NOT FRIGHTENED.Copy !req
945. I'M GONNA BLOW THEM
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTHCopy !req
946. WITH THE FURY
OF GOD'S OWN THUNDER.Copy !req
947. GET THE COMMANDERS.Copy !req