1. - Lillienfield knows Leo was a drunk.
- Everyone knows that.Copy !req
2. They don't know there were pills.Copy !req
3. He was in rehab.
Six years ago.Copy !req
4. A pleasure, ma'am.
Charlie Young.Copy !req
5. Don't call her "ma'am. "Copy !req
6. - Zoey?
- If I can call you Charlie.Copy !req
7. Take me out, convince me.Copy !req
8. - Excuse me?
- You heard me.Copy !req
9. - I was distracted.
- I won't say it again.Copy !req
10. Then I'm gonna assume
you asked me out.Copy !req
11. Jack.Copy !req
12. - Last pass with the KH satellite.
- How old is this?Copy !req
13. - About 20 minutes.
- Go to X-10 inside the grid.Copy !req
14. Those are two CVEs
and four destroyers.Copy !req
15. Let's get some help.Copy !req
16. We can identify the northern,
central, and western armies.Copy !req
17. They all appear to be
front-line divisions.Copy !req
18. - What about the Navy?
- Two CVEs, four destroyers.Copy !req
19. - Where are they headed?
- Pakistan.Copy !req
20. - I'm sold. Let's brief the C.O.s.
- I'll call the White House.Copy !req
21. - You'll like it.
- It doesn't sound like it.Copy !req
22. - Caddying? It's great.
- I just lug your golf clubs around?Copy !req
23. - It's good exercise.
- Of course. I'm lugging golf clubs.Copy !req
24. You'll be reading the greens,
helping with club selection.Copy !req
25. - Here he is.
- Me?Copy !req
26. Joshua Lyman?
Are you Joshua Lyman?Copy !req
27. Claypool again?Copy !req
28. - This is a subpoena...
- Why do you let him in?Copy !req
29. - If you'll sign to show proof...
- Give me it. It's like the 43rd time.Copy !req
30. This is Freedom Watch, right?
You guys are real patriots.Copy !req
31. - Hope this hasn't inconvenienced you.
- Why would that inconvenience me?Copy !req
32. - Have a good day, sir.
- Thank you. Drop dead.Copy !req
33. It's what I do.
I'm a professional hostile witness.Copy !req
34. - Will I drive the cart?
- No cart.Copy !req
35. - You don't use a cart?
- Real golfers don't use carts.Copy !req
36. - Don't they carry their clubs?
- No.Copy !req
37. Would you pay me?
You play in the winter?Copy !req
38. Spring, but I want you
to start practicing right away.Copy !req
39. - Good evening.
- How are you, Josh?Copy !req
40. - I've been subpoenaed.
- I'm sorry. Want a cookie?Copy !req
41. - The president asked me to come by.
- He just left with Leo.Copy !req
42. - Where'd they go?
- Situation room.Copy !req
43. Keep your seats.Copy !req
44. Admiral Fitzwallace?Copy !req
45. 25 minutes ago, the Indian Army
invaded along the cease-fire line...Copy !req
46. into Pakistan-held
Kashmir territory.Copy !req
47. - Is India's objective clear?
- No, sir.Copy !req
48. When you say the Indian Army,
what are we talking about?Copy !req
49. - Five guys in a Humvee? What?
- Mitch?Copy !req
50. They committed three infantry
divisions and two armored brigades...Copy !req
51. as well as four CVEs
and two destroyers.Copy !req
52. - All told?
- Approximately 300,000 troops, sir.Copy !req
53. - In the last 25 minutes?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
54. 300,000 is an awfully large piece of
troop movement to have been on a whim.Copy !req
55. - This was long planned.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
56. All I'm trying to do is avoid making
eye contact with the CIA director.Copy !req
57. - Mr. President...
- 300,000 troops?Copy !req
58. I can't move a motorcade without it
showing up on a weather satellite.Copy !req
59. - We dropped the ball, sir.
- Pick it up again, would you, please?Copy !req
60. Yes, sir.Copy !req
61. - Any chance this is an exercise?
- No.Copy !req
62. - A threat gesture?
- Possibly.Copy !req
63. - Any nuclear activity?
- We don't know, sir.Copy !req
64. I wouldn't worry.
That's probably not important.Copy !req
65. - We've ordered intense surveillance.
- How intense?Copy !req
66. Satellites have been diverted
to the area.Copy !req
67. The KH super platform's been tasked
into stationary orbit.Copy !req
68. - How long till it's on station?
- Six hours.Copy !req
69. I want the crisis task force activated
and a national security briefing.Copy !req
70. Thank you.Copy !req
71. - What's the ambassador say?
- Which?Copy !req
72. - Pakistani.
- Our guy there or their guy here?Copy !req
73. - Ours.
- We haven't appointed one.Copy !req
74. - You're kidding.
- No.Copy !req
75. - Good evening.
- Good evening.Copy !req
76. It's been over a year.
We have no one in Pakistan.Copy !req
77. - Right.
- Maybe that's why they got invaded.Copy !req
78. The Pakistanis have about 20,000
troops along the northern front...Copy !req
79. and four divisions
along the eastern front.Copy !req
80. All this happened
without the CIA knowing?Copy !req
81. I've already had words.Copy !req
82. The U.N. is meeting
to try to effect a cease-fire.Copy !req
83. I feel better already.Copy !req
84. - How could we not have an ambassador?
- We were getting to it.Copy !req
85. How can the CIA miss
300,000 armed people...Copy !req
86. Well, they've got
a very good photo now.Copy !req
87. The idea is to spot them
before they cross the border, right?Copy !req
88. - For now, it's conventional weapons?
- Toby, what do you know about this?Copy !req
89. Any war between them
won't end with conventional weapons.Copy !req
90. - You want to brief the hill?
- Yeah.Copy !req
91. - Good evening.
- Hello.Copy !req
92. - I'm sorry. Should I wait in the...?
- No. We were just breaking up.Copy !req
93. - Can I say there's a full lid?
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. I'll send them home.
Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
95. I'll brief her in the morning.Copy !req
96. Evening, ma'am.Copy !req
97. - Charlie, how you doing?
- Good.Copy !req
98. - Is he in?
- I'll tell him you're here.Copy !req
99. - I'll just wait.
- Okay.Copy !req
100. - Do you ever get a night off?
- No, actually.Copy !req
101. - That's too bad.
- It's all right.Copy !req
102. I meant it would be cool
to go out or something.Copy !req
103. Yeah.Copy !req
104. I'm sorry, with me?Copy !req
105. You know you don't have to stand up
the whole time I'm in a room.Copy !req
106. Yeah. I don't know why I do that.Copy !req
107. - Hi, Zoey.
- Is that Zoey?Copy !req
108. Anyway, too bad.Copy !req
109. - I've been subpoenaed.
- By Claypool?Copy !req
110. The Freedom of Information Act.Copy !req
111. I was running the investigation after
we were all accused of taking drugs.Copy !req
112. Not all, just one. Claypool's suing
you for the paperwork?Copy !req
113. - I'm being deposed tomorrow.
- Who you bringing?Copy !req
114. I'm not bringing anyone.Copy !req
115. - Bring a lawyer.
- I am a lawyer.Copy !req
116. - Bring a real lawyer.
- Thanks for the pep talk.Copy !req
117. No sweat.Copy !req
118. - What's up?
- Not too much.Copy !req
119. - We'll look good in California.
- I'll look pale.Copy !req
120. - I meant the president.
- I know.Copy !req
121. Sam, can I talk to you a second?
In your office? Thanks.Copy !req
122. What's up?Copy !req
123. I may take a new client. It may
be a problem for Josh and Toby.Copy !req
124. I was hoping
you'd help smooth the way.Copy !req
125. - Who's the client?
- Mike Brace.Copy !req
126. You're serious?Copy !req
127. - Mike Brace is a Republican.
- I know that.Copy !req
128. You think they
might have a problem?Copy !req
129. He's moderate,
good on education and women's rights.Copy !req
130. - He's Republican.
- He came to me. He sought me out.Copy !req
131. We'd come to you too.
In fact, we did.Copy !req
132. I'm coming to you now.Copy !req
133. So I'll help convince Josh and Toby
to let you work for a Republican.Copy !req
134. Isn't this my lucky day.Copy !req
135. You're the one more interested in
getting things done than beating...Copy !req
136. - Josh and Toby are just as committed.
- Not lately.Copy !req
137. I disagree.Copy !req
138. The banking bill,
the land use rider, assault weapons.Copy !req
139. - You like Mike Brace. I know.
- This is an impossible sell.Copy !req
140. - It shouldn't be.
- It will be.Copy !req
141. I know.Copy !req
142. - I admire your pluck.
- What part of me do you admire?Copy !req
143. Your pluck. Your gumption.Copy !req
144. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
145. - You'll talk to Josh and Toby?
- You're going to owe me.Copy !req
146. We'll be even.Copy !req
147. I'll do this and many more favors,
and we'll be even.Copy !req
148. Thank you.Copy !req
149. We'll have a briefing by the
Treasury on the market adjustment.Copy !req
150. That's what we're calling it.
9:00 tomorrow.Copy !req
151. With that, the lid is full.
You can go.Copy !req
152. A source at the Pentagon says there's
been troop movement on Kashmir.Copy !req
153. In the last few hours? You need
a new source at the Pentagon, Bruce.Copy !req
154. - There's nothing to it?
- What kind of troop movement?Copy !req
155. 300,000 troops and a few warships.Copy !req
156. 300,000 troops? Someone's
having a little fun with you.Copy !req
157. - You sure?
- I was in the office 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
158. - Have a good night.
- Good night, C.J.!Copy !req
159. Fighting has occurred between Indian
troops and Pakistani border garrisons.Copy !req
160. The cease-fire line
has been breached twice.Copy !req
161. With five divisions
invading north of Kargil...Copy !req
162. and a force that's crossed west
into Azhad.Copy !req
163. Bobby?Copy !req
164. In the past hour, Prime Minister
Nohamid spoke on TV, saying that...Copy !req
165. "... after enduring endless provocation
by the criminals running Pakistan...Copy !req
166. India's forbearance
has been exhausted.Copy !req
167. In the name of peace, India is putting
an end to Pakistan's aggression. "Copy !req
168. And Pakistan?Copy !req
169. They're condemning India's aggression
and pledging resistance.Copy !req
170. We've got ourselves a ballgame.Copy !req
171. - When do we get the nuclear briefing?
- This afternoon, 1500.Copy !req
172. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
173. The Freedom of Information Act. He
wants to know about the investigation.Copy !req
174. It wasn't an investigation.
Did he bring a lawyer?Copy !req
175. - Said he didn't need one.
- I like the sound of this.Copy !req
176. - Leo's coming. C.J.'s already inside.
- Thanks.Copy !req
177. - You know what this is about?
- Yeah.Copy !req
178. - I stopped by your office before.
- I was at the reception.Copy !req
179. What's going on?Copy !req
180. India sent troops
into the neutral zone in Kashmir.Copy !req
181. The U.N.'s trying to get a cease-fire.
We'll play a role in 48 to 72 hours.Copy !req
182. Brief the press tonight.Copy !req
183. I want you in on some of the meetings
throughout the day.Copy !req
184. Including this one.Copy !req
185. This happened last night?Copy !req
186. That's what you were talking about
before?Copy !req
187. - I'm sorry.
- You said the lid was on.Copy !req
188. - You have to expect that.
- I got the question.Copy !req
189. A guy had a Pentagon source.
I denied it.Copy !req
190. - Is it 300,000? A couple destroyers?
- And four CVEs.Copy !req
191. - He hit it. I made fun of him.
- Say you spoke without knowing.Copy !req
192. That's what I'll do.
Don't worry.Copy !req
193. India's the story. This is forgotten.Copy !req
194. - I'm fine. We're across the hall?
- Yeah.Copy !req
195. - Your occupation?
- White House deputy chief of staff.Copy !req
196. How long have you had the job?Copy !req
197. Since President Bartlet
was sworn in 12 months ago.Copy !req
198. Have you been investigating,
over the past weeks...Copy !req
199. drug use by White House staffers?Copy !req
200. I wouldn't call it an investigation.
It wasn't that serious.Copy !req
201. You don't consider illegal drug use
at the White House to be serious?Copy !req
202. Almost tripped me up
in that clever web of words.Copy !req
203. I'd consider drug use
in the White House to be serious.Copy !req
204. My investigation wasn't serious.Copy !req
205. You know it wasn't serious
because I was running it.Copy !req
206. What prompted the investigation?Copy !req
207. Congressman Lillienfield claimed one
in three White House staffers use drugs.Copy !req
208. I was asked to discover what
would have caused him to say that.Copy !req
209. Asked by whom?Copy !req
210. The chief of staff
and the communications director.Copy !req
211. The organization I represent
is suing...Copy !req
212. for the records
of your investigation.Copy !req
213. I can save us all a lot of time. There
are no records of my investigation.Copy !req
214. Before being deposed, did you tell
anybody we required your testimony?Copy !req
215. - I mentioned it to a few people.
- Who were they?Copy !req
216. - Sam Seaborn.
- Deputy communications director.Copy !req
217. - Yes.
- Why'd you mention it to him?Copy !req
218. - No particular reason.
- No particular reason?Copy !req
219. - Yes.
- Really?Copy !req
220. You brought up the subpoena
for no particular reason.Copy !req
221. - Who else?
- My assistant, Donna Moss.Copy !req
222. What did you tell Mr. Seaborn
and Miss Moss about this deposition?Copy !req
223. I told them I had to waste a day
on this deposition.Copy !req
224. What else did you tell them?Copy !req
225. I probably told them
these moronic lawsuits of yours...Copy !req
226. Why do you...?Copy !req
227. You're not after the truth.
You hate President Bartlet...Copy !req
228. and you're looking for
headlines and money.Copy !req
229. You have two hours today
and tomorrow.Copy !req
230. Will somebody
please offer me some coffee?Copy !req
231. India's population is about
one billion. 82% Hindu, 11 % Muslim.Copy !req
232. - They're not as poor as Pakistanis.
- Whose per capita income is $400.Copy !req
233. They are however, better educated.Copy !req
234. And they're healthier.
Average life span is 57.7 years.Copy !req
235. - What kind of briefing is this?
- If we could have another hour.Copy !req
236. - Where did you get this?
- The Encyclopedia Britannica.Copy !req
237. - I need a briefing.
- We're getting someone from State.Copy !req
238. She'll get over it.Copy !req
239. Let me ask you something
without your head exploding.Copy !req
240. How would you react to Mandy working
for Mike Brace? He came to her.Copy !req
241. - She wants to work for him?
- Maybe.Copy !req
242. - Good afternoon.
- Mrs. Landingham.Copy !req
243. - Is this a joke?
- You don't say hello?Copy !req
244. Hello. Is this a joke?
I don't understand. I'm in disbelief.Copy !req
245. - I'll say your reaction was...
- Disbelief!Copy !req
246. - He's good on education...
- Are you shilling for her?Copy !req
247. - I'm smoothing the way.
- Don't.Copy !req
248. - She wants your temperature.
- Don't do that.Copy !req
249. India has two intermediate-range
missiles named Agni 1 and 2.Copy !req
250. Agni means "fire" in Hindi.Copy !req
251. They have an A-bomb 50% more
destructive than the Hiroshima bomb.Copy !req
252. - They have a thermonuclear device.
- An H-bomb?Copy !req
253. What's the command situation?Copy !req
254. - This is the terrifying part.
- I was waiting for a terrifying part.Copy !req
255. CCI systems are unreliable. They put
money in weapons...Copy !req
256. - ... and ignore safeguards.
- Like what?Copy !req
257. Dual launch controls, chain of
command, monitoring, testing.Copy !req
258. Leaders don't share information.
It might weaken them.Copy !req
259. I'll read this from a DOD overview:Copy !req
260. "At times, both countries have shown
an incoherent decision-making system.Copy !req
261. You cannot predict
what will happen in a crisis. "Copy !req
262. Well, bring in Dr. Strangelove,
and we're all set.Copy !req
263. - Thanks, Joe.
- Sure.Copy !req
264. - Thank you, Mr. President.
- Thank you.Copy !req
265. - There's an expert I want to bring in.
- Who?Copy !req
266. - No.
- You guys will love him.Copy !req
267. - He's a lunatic.
- Colorful.Copy !req
268. Certifiable.Copy !req
269. - Who?
- Lord John Marbury.Copy !req
270. Former ambassador to New Delhi.Copy !req
271. - Where do we find him?
- An institution.Copy !req
272. He's colorful.Copy !req
273. You'll let him loose
where there's liquor and women?Copy !req
274. We can hide the women,
but he deserves a drink.Copy !req
275. Get him on a plane.Copy !req
276. - Anything else?
- Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
277. Can I just say this about Mandy's
representing Mike Brace?Copy !req
278. - I should say something to C.J.
- It'll be patronizing.Copy !req
279. If you don't, it says
you think she's a professional.Copy !req
280. - I'm going to go see her.
- See what you do?Copy !req
281. You ask for my advice,
and you ignore it.Copy !req
282. Carol?Copy !req
283. The next few weeks, it's important
to reassure Americans...Copy !req
284. the president
is working hard to defuse the crisis.Copy !req
285. - They're misspelling New Delhi.
- The "H" is wrong?Copy !req
286. - I'm happy when they use an "H" at all.
- We'll fix it.Copy !req
287. We're fixing the "H"!Copy !req
288. I was warned that coming to talk
to you might be insulting.Copy !req
289. - You wouldn't want that.
- It wasn't ready for the press.Copy !req
290. Could have told me before
sending me in. I denied it.Copy !req
291. I said, "I was in the office,
and nothing's going on. "Copy !req
292. - They don't think you lied.
- I know. They think you lied to me.Copy !req
293. They don't know me. I'm from nowhere.
I was just starting to get respect.Copy !req
294. Know how long it'll take
to get it back?Copy !req
295. "Don't ask C.J.
She doesn't know. "Copy !req
296. There's a concern you're
too friendly with the press.Copy !req
297. It's important you're friendly.Copy !req
298. - For all of us!
- I don't disagree.Copy !req
299. Does this have to do
with Danny?Copy !req
300. - People see you with him.
- This is outrageous.Copy !req
301. - If we erred, it's...
- You sent me in uninformed so I'd lie.Copy !req
302. We sent you in uninformed because
we thought maybe you couldn't.Copy !req
303. I have all this work to do.Copy !req
304. - How'd it go?
- Fine.Copy !req
305. - Going back? Take a lawyer.
- You got 450 bucks an hour?Copy !req
306. Then mind your own business.Copy !req
307. - It's this guy.
- Sam's going.Copy !req
308. In the middle of a crisis,
what better place for him?Copy !req
309. - Two hours. Just do it.
- Was C.J. pissed?Copy !req
310. The Chinese ambassador will be in
in a moment.Copy !req
311. This ought to be delightful.Copy !req
312. Thanks for staying late, Charlie.Copy !req
313. I'd like to ask you a question.Copy !req
314. How would you feel
about my going on a date with Zoey?Copy !req
315. - I'm sorry?
- Zoey said, if I had a free night...Copy !req
316. She asked? Should have
put her in the dungeon.Copy !req
317. - You don't have one.
- I could build one.Copy !req
318. If it's not a problem...Copy !req
319. You have picked the worst time
to talk to me about this.Copy !req
320. - I think he's here.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
321. He wants to go out with Zoey.Copy !req
322. Shut up!Copy !req
323. - Mr. Ambassador.
- Good evening, Mr. President.Copy !req
324. Thanks for seeing us
on such short notice.Copy !req
325. - Thank you. Good evening, Leo.
- Please, sit down.Copy !req
326. It is crucial that we bring about a
cease-fire and a pull-back...Copy !req
327. before this conflict takes
another step.Copy !req
328. - We have every hope for your success.
- You do?Copy !req
329. - Yes, sir.
- Thank you.Copy !req
330. However, I've been instructed to
inform you that China won't allow...Copy !req
331. India's aggression against Kashmir,
as it intensifies the threat...Copy !req
332. of Indian aggressors
on our own border.Copy !req
333. - Are you saying China might intervene?
- The Indians must be stopped.Copy !req
334. Of course China would like
to see a peaceful solution...Copy !req
335. but we are prepared
to use whatever force is necessary.Copy !req
336. This just keeps getting
better and better.Copy !req
337. - Did you speak to him?
- Toby? I did.Copy !req
338. And? He didn't go for it.Copy !req
339. - It wasn't what you were hoping for.
- You told him about women's issues?Copy !req
340. Did you tell him enthusiastically?
Did you tell him...?Copy !req
341. I told him everything.
He did not warm to the idea.Copy !req
342. - Let's go.
- I'm ready.Copy !req
343. - Talk to him. Enthusiastically.
- Talk to me about what?Copy !req
344. Mandy wants Mike Brace
as a client.Copy !req
345. - Is there another Mike Brace?
- Not in the House.Copy !req
346. - She knows he's Republican?
- She's pretty bright.Copy !req
347. - I'm gonna kill her.
- So, no way?Copy !req
348. That's a big 10-4.Copy !req
349. Mr. Ambassador,
you know Leo McGarry.Copy !req
350. - Good to see you again.
- Terrible circumstances.Copy !req
351. Please, sit down.Copy !req
352. We're trying to phone
your prime minister without any luck.Copy !req
353. The prime minister is occupied
organizing our response...Copy !req
354. to this aggression by India,
but I'll do my best to help you.Copy !req
355. I stood at a podium this morning and
condemned the incursion by India.Copy !req
356. Your condemnation
could have been stronger.Copy !req
357. It might have been...Copy !req
358. if my State Department didn't feel
Indian action was provoked.Copy !req
359. I think you're being misinformed.Copy !req
360. You deny Pakistani activity
in the neutral zone?Copy !req
361. The people of Kashmir are demanding
their rights guaranteed by the U.N.Copy !req
362. The recent unrest is the result of an
oppression of a defenseless people.Copy !req
363. The people he's talking about
aren't defenseless.Copy !req
364. They're carrying the M-16s
we sold them.Copy !req
365. The U.S. is committed to finding
a reasonable solution to the dispute.Copy !req
366. It is not a dispute, but illegal
occupation by the Indian state.Copy !req
367. Whatever the language, I know you
will agree we have to find a way...Copy !req
368. for these countries to exist
in a global community.Copy !req
369. That sounds nice, but Pakistan
doesn't wish to exist...Copy !req
370. in a global community
with criminals.Copy !req
371. I'd imagine the Indian ambassador
is going to say the same about you.Copy !req
372. Be that as it may.Copy !req
373. - Thank you for coming.
- Yes, Mr. President.Copy !req
374. I'll take the Indian ambassador
in the Oval Office.Copy !req
375. Then ask the Secret Service
to step in and kill me, please.Copy !req
376. - Zoey walked up and asked him out.
- She's very outgoing.Copy !req
377. A dungeon would put an end to that.
You're trying to cover your enjoyment.Copy !req
378. - I'm not trying to cover it.
- I'm a father in pain.Copy !req
379. Really, you're just a pain.
You got a racial problem?Copy !req
380. - A racial problem? I don't.
- Okay.Copy !req
381. - I don't have a racial problem.
- Okay.Copy !req
382. I'm Spencer Tracy at the end
of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.Copy !req
383. My problem's not racial. She's a girl
and he's not. And he's older.Copy !req
384. - She's 19, he's 21.
- A guy learns a lot in those two years.Copy !req
385. Tracy was good in that movie.Copy !req
386. - You look well.
- I looked better...Copy !req
387. before your country breached
about 14 cease-fire conditions.Copy !req
388. Let's sit down and talk.
Charlie, please close the door.Copy !req
389. You didn't make a single note?
You're asking...Copy !req
390. This is your seventh lawsuit...Copy !req
391. and the fourth time you've
demanded documents that don't exist.Copy !req
392. In your investigation
in which you wrote nothing...Copy !req
393. It's nice the White House
takes this seriously.Copy !req
394. In your investigation, did you find
any evidence of staff drug use?Copy !req
395. - No.
- I'd remind you you're under oath.Copy !req
396. I'd remind you that's the seventh time
you've reminded him since he sat down.Copy !req
397. Are there alcoholics
in the White House?Copy !req
398. - I would imagine there are.
- You would imagine?Copy !req
399. - Statistics suggest...
- You know for sure there are.Copy !req
400. Yes.Copy !req
401. What are their names?
The public has a right to know.Copy !req
402. - Drinking isn't illegal.
- I mean a higher standard.Copy !req
403. He's not telling you names of people
he knows to be alcoholics. Move on.Copy !req
404. Is Leo McGarry an alcoholic?Copy !req
405. I won't answer that.Copy !req
406. - Has he had treatment for alcoholism?
- I won't answer that.Copy !req
407. - Has he had treatment for Valium?
- He's not obligated to answer that.Copy !req
408. It's irrelevant
to your cause of action...Copy !req
409. in which you want documents about
drug use in the White House.Copy !req
410. We go see the judge right now,
she'll sustain my objection.Copy !req
411. During your investigation...Copy !req
412. did you see Secret Service files
of people you were investigating?Copy !req
413. - There was no investigation.
- Did you look at these files?Copy !req
414. - Yes.
- Including Leo McGarry's?Copy !req
415. Yes.Copy !req
416. I have a record you
would have had access to.Copy !req
417. How'd you get that?Copy !req
418. It says Leo McGarry spent 28 days
in a substance abuse facility.Copy !req
419. This is obtained illegally.Copy !req
420. That's my problem.
Just answer this question.Copy !req
421. In your investigation
of McGarry...Copy !req
422. did you find he was
not only treated for alcoholism...Copy !req
423. he was treated
for Valium addiction as well?Copy !req
424. Should we ask a judge about that?Copy !req
425. - We're going to postpone this.
- I'm not finished.Copy !req
426. We're postponing.Copy !req
427. You got a problem,
cite us for contempt.Copy !req
428. You should be concerned
with your reputations.Copy !req
429. The idea of you standing up
for a man so unqualified...Copy !req
430. Go.Copy !req
431. You're a hack, and if you come after
Leo, I'll bust you like a pinata.Copy !req
432. Your frustration is because you can't
control us with economic sanctions.Copy !req
433. My frustration is you have nuclear
weapons and a tendency to get cranky.Copy !req
434. India will be a nuclear power.
We'll never be dictated to again.Copy !req
435. - It was nice spending time with you.
- Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
436. Thank you.Copy !req
437. When he talks about
colonial western imperialism...Copy !req
438. I want to remind him the U.S.
also threw off its colonial masters.Copy !req
439. - Why don't you?
- I keep forgetting.Copy !req
440. - Is he here? Send him in, please.
- God help me.Copy !req
441. John! Thank you for coming.Copy !req
442. - How was the flight?
- Intoxicating.Copy !req
443. Allow me to present myself.Copy !req
444. - I was summoned by your president.
- We've met, 10 or 12 times.Copy !req
445. - I'm Leo McGarry.
- I thought you were the butler.Copy !req
446. I'm the White House chief of staff.Copy !req
447. Would you have a light
for my cigarette?Copy !req
448. There's no smoking
in this part of the world.Copy !req
449. Really? In this part over here,
we encourage it.Copy !req
450. It's "Your Lordship," but it
couldn't make the least difference.Copy !req
451. Tell me, how can I be
of service?Copy !req
452. If it's within my power to give,
you shall have it.Copy !req
453. - We need your take on the situation.
- What is your take on the situation?Copy !req
454. The world's coming apart
at the seams.Copy !req
455. Then, thank God you sent for me.Copy !req
456. Yes.Copy !req
457. His name is Lord John Marbury,
the hereditary Earl of Sherlbourne.Copy !req
458. He's related to a former viceroy...Copy !req
459. and served as the
Queen's minister to India or Pakistan.Copy !req
460. He's here to counsel the president.Copy !req
461. If you think this sounds
like an operetta, I don't blame you.Copy !req
462. - Thank you. Yes?
- Toby's here.Copy !req
463. Hello.Copy !req
464. I feel I didn't properly articulate
my argument.Copy !req
465. Either I'm a trusted staff member
or not. What was your argument?Copy !req
466. - That was my argument.
- That wasn't.Copy !req
467. That was, a little while ago,
when I was arguing in my head.Copy !req
468. - Are you apologizing?
- Yes.Copy !req
469. Well?Copy !req
470. - What?
- Apologize.Copy !req
471. - I'm sorry!
- God.Copy !req
472. I was trying to do it nicer than that.Copy !req
473. - Whose idea was it?
- Mine.Copy !req
474. You said, "India invaded.
Let's not tell C.J. "?Copy !req
475. - I didn't say it like that.
- How'd you say it?Copy !req
476. I said it nicer.Copy !req
477. I didn't expect you back so soon.
Did everything go okay?Copy !req
478. No, actually, it didn't. Thanks.Copy !req
479. - You're back.
- Toby apologized to me, in his way.Copy !req
480. I need to tell you guys something.Copy !req
481. - Did you talk to him?
- What?Copy !req
482. - Did you talk to him?
- It's a bad idea.Copy !req
483. - Did you tell him about...?
- No.Copy !req
484. You're the champion
of bipartisan cooperation...Copy !req
485. Leo's in trouble.Copy !req
486. You're a consultant. Your job isn't
to end the fight. It's to win it.Copy !req
487. You can work for us or for them,
but you can't do both.Copy !req
488. - Let's go.
- I'm ready.Copy !req
489. I think that's nonsense.Copy !req
490. You're overestimating the possibility
of escalation...Copy !req
491. - ... beyond the point we're at now.
- Interesting.Copy !req
492. - Thank you.
- What is your name again?Copy !req
493. Ensconced in the cocoon
of your Cold War victory...Copy !req
494. you are ignorant
of the powerful agents in Asia.Copy !req
495. The free market created an illusion
that the world is drawing closer.Copy !req
496. Your congress is inept at halting
nuclear weapon proliferation there...Copy !req
497. and your intelligence gathering
is weak.Copy !req
498. India and Pakistan have fought three
wars since they gained independence...Copy !req
499. with God knows how many
skirmishes in between.Copy !req
500. It is about religion.Copy !req
501. I can assure you they do not share
our fear of the bomb.Copy !req
502. I have a telephone call.
May I take it, please, in your foyer?Copy !req
503. - Go ahead.
- Thank you.Copy !req
504. I don't even think the accent's real.Copy !req
505. I'm going to ask him to stay
and help us out.Copy !req
506. - For how long?
- You are going to become good friends.Copy !req
507. - He thinks I'm the butler.
- The first couple of weeks, so did I.Copy !req
508. - Excuse me.
- Hello, Margaret.Copy !req
509. What do you need?Copy !req
510. Would you excuse me for a moment?Copy !req
511. - What's going on?
- It didn't go well.Copy !req
512. Claypool's got your records
from rehab.Copy !req
513. He must have got them
from Lillienfield.Copy !req
514. I was about to perjure myself,
so Sam ended the deposition.Copy !req
515. Claypool will call a reporter.
You're going to read about this.Copy !req
516. I wanted to ask you,
does your family know?Copy !req
517. - If they don't, Leo...
- They know.Copy !req
518. - The president?
- Yes.Copy !req
519. You ready for this?Copy !req
520. Yes.Copy !req
521. Then we're here for whatever you need.
We just wanted to tell you that.Copy !req
522. - He still on the phone?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
523. Do you need anything?Copy !req
524. I can't remember
a quote from Revelations.Copy !req
525. I can't help you.
I've never read Revelations.Copy !req
526. - Why not?
- Never got around to it.Copy !req
527. Say, listen...Copy !req
528. My hesitation about you and Zoey,
it's not because you're black.Copy !req
529. I thought it was because I'm a guy.Copy !req
530. - It is.
- I understand.Copy !req
531. I want you to go out with her
if that's what you want.Copy !req
532. - I'd like to.
- That's fine.Copy !req
533. - Thank you.
- Just remember two things:Copy !req
534. She's 19,
and the 82nd Airborne works for me.Copy !req
535. - Yes, sir.
- Also this, no kidding.Copy !req
536. You go out with Zoey,
you'll get your picture taken.Copy !req
537. There will be people not wild about
you and the president's daughter.Copy !req
538. You know what to do
with the mail, right?Copy !req
539. All right.Copy !req
540. - You keep your head up.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
541. I should have built a dungeon.Copy !req
542. Revelations. It's about a horse,
and Death was on it.Copy !req
543. I really never read it.
Should I go check it out?Copy !req
544. Yes, please. Thank you, Charlie.Copy !req
545. Good. I want you all to meet John.Copy !req
546. Before Lord Fauntleroy...
Whatever. Before he comes back...Copy !req
547. I wanted to tell you
Josh's deposition did not go well.Copy !req
548. The story will probably break soon.Copy !req
549. - How you doing?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
550. Don't ever forget
the battles you fought and won.Copy !req
551. I'm back, and I believe there are
many more people in the room.Copy !req
552. Excellent deducing, Your Lordship.Copy !req
553. The call was from the British
U.N. ambassador.Copy !req
554. He thinks there'll be
a cease-fire resolution soon.Copy !req
555. I'd heard that,
but all they got was two weeks.Copy !req
556. It's two weeks better than nothing.Copy !req
557. I was hoping you'd stick around
a couple days and help us out.Copy !req
558. However long it takes
is as long as I shall serve.Copy !req
559. Let's play it by ear.Copy !req
560. You're all frightened,
as well you should be.Copy !req
561. Not since the Protestant-Catholic wars
has Western society...Copy !req
562. known anything comparable to the
subcontinent's religious malevolence.Copy !req
563. To a lesser observer, the intensity
of the emotional frenzy...Copy !req
564. is so illogical
as to border on mass psychosis.Copy !req
565. But as has been said by kings and
queens, I am not a lesser observer.Copy !req
566. There's a quote from Revelations...Copy !req
567. "And I beheld a pale horse, and the
name that sat on him was Death...Copy !req
568. and Hell followed with him. "Copy !req
569. Are you frightened, John?Copy !req
570. Do you mean, do I think we can
stop a war in the next two weeks?Copy !req
571. - Yes.
- Good.Copy !req
572. But...Copy !req
573. I shall require a light.Copy !req