1. TWO ABSOLUT MARTINIS UP,
ANOTHER DEWARS ROCKS.Copy !req
2. I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO RUN THE TABLECopy !req
3. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING.Copy !req
4. Man 2:
IT'S NOT. DEEP
BACKGROUND.Copy !req
5. I'M NOT GOING
TO COME CLOSE TO
USING YOUR NAME.Copy !req
6. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME CLOSE
TO GETTING A QUOTE, EITHER.Copy !req
7. WHY ARE WE
SITTING HERE?Copy !req
8. YOU SAT DOWN.Copy !req
9. IS JOSH ON HIS WAY OUT?Copy !req
10. NO.
IS HE?Copy !req
11. I KNOW
HE'S YOUR FRIEND.
HE IS.Copy !req
12. DID CALDWELL SAY...?Copy !req
13. BILLY, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
14. WHO DO I CALL?Copy !req
15. NO ONE.Copy !req
16. JUST TELL ME
WHO TO CALL.Copy !req
17. WELL, YOU COULD CALL
1-800-BITE ME.
SAM...Copy !req
18. HE'S NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, BILLY.
IT'S A NON-STORY.Copy !req
19. OKAY, YOU'RE LYING NOW,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
20. THAT HURTS. WHY WOULD I LIE
TO A JOURNALIST OF ALL PEOPLE?Copy !req
21. WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING
OVER MY SHOULDER?
WHY?Copy !req
22. ALGER HISS WALKED IN
WITH MY SECRET PUMPKIN.Copy !req
23. WHAT?Copy !req
24. A WOMAN...Copy !req
25. I THINK SHE'S LOOKING AT ME.Copy !req
26. REALLY?Copy !req
27. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
28. I NEVER KNOW
IF THEY'RE
LOOKING OR NOT.Copy !req
29. YEAH, I THINK SHE WAS.Copy !req
30. I WANT TO THANK YOUCopy !req
31. FOR THE CASUAL WAY THAT
YOU DID THAT JUST NOW.Copy !req
32. SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T
NOTICE THAT.Copy !req
33. TV reporter:
Well, also in the news
this morningCopy !req
34. 25 cars jumped the tracksCopy !req
35. spilling 20,000 gallons
of sodium hydroxide.Copy !req
36. 17 ACROSS IS WRONG.
IT'S JUST WRONG.Copy !req
37. DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT, RUTH?Copy !req
38. YOU SHOULD CALL THEM.Copy !req
39. I WILL CALL THEM.Copy !req
40. TELEPHONE, LEO.Copy !req
41. I'M IN THE SHOWER.Copy !req
42. IT'S POTUS.Copy !req
43. Federal investigators
have wrapped upCopy !req
44. their field investigation
with an eerie test at the scene.Copy !req
45. YEAH.Copy !req
46. YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.Copy !req
47. YOU'D BE AMAZED
AT HOW NORMAL I CAN BE.Copy !req
48. SEE, IT'S ALL ABOUT
BUDGETING YOUR TIME.Copy !req
49. THIS TIME, THIS HOUR—
THIS IS MY TIME.Copy !req
50. 5:00 A.M. TO 6:00 A.M.Copy !req
51. I CAN WORK OUT,
AS YOU SEE.Copy !req
52. I CAN THINK ABOUT
PERSONAL MATTERS.Copy !req
53. I CAN... MEET AN
INTERESTING MAN.Copy !req
54. THE TRICK IS...Copy !req
55. YOUR BEEPER'S GOING.Copy !req
56. WHAT?Copy !req
57. I THINK YOUR
BEEPER'S GOING.Copy !req
58. YEAH, THIS IS JOSH LYMAN.Copy !req
59. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
60. Flight attendant:
We ask at this timeCopy !req
61. that you turn off
all electronic devicesCopy !req
62. stow your tray table
and return your seat backsCopy !req
63. to the full
and upright position.Copy !req
64. We will be landing shortly
at Washington-Dulles Airport...Copy !req
65. SIR, I NEED YOU
TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.Copy !req
66. I'M JUST ABOUT DONE.Copy !req
67. I NEED YOU TO TURN
OFF YOUR LAPTOP, SIR.Copy !req
68. IT INTERFERES WITH OUR
NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEMS.Copy !req
69. YOU KNOW WHEN
YOU GUYS SAY THATCopy !req
70. IT SOUNDS PRETTY
RIDICULOUS TO MOST
PEOPLE, RIGHT?Copy !req
71. SIR...Copy !req
72. MR. ZIEGLER?Copy !req
73. YEAH.Copy !req
74. A MESSAGE WAS JUST
PATCHED UP TO THE
COCKPIT FOR YOU.Copy !req
75. I'M NOT SURE
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT.Copy !req
76. "POTUS IN A
BICYCLE ACCIDENT"?Copy !req
77. YOU GOT IT RIGHT.Copy !req
78. YOU CAN'T USE
WE LAND, SIR.Copy !req
79. WE'RE FLYING IN
A LOCKHEED EAGLE SERIES L-1011.Copy !req
80. IT CAME OFF THE LINE
20 MONTHS AGO.Copy !req
81. IT CARRIES A SIM-5 TRANSPONDER
TRACKING SYSTEM.Copy !req
82. ARE YOU TELL ME
I CAN STILL FLUMMOX THIS THINGCopy !req
83. WITH SOMETHING
I BOUGHT AT RADIO SHACK?Copy !req
84. YOU CAN CALL
WHEN WE LAND, SIR.Copy !req
85. ALSO, I NEVER GOT MY PEANUTS.Copy !req
86. HOW YOU DOING, SAM?Copy !req
87. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
88. THE WATER PRESSURE IN HERE
IS REALLY IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
89. I KNOW.Copy !req
90. YOU COULD RUN
HYDRAULICS IN HERE.Copy !req
91. YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
92. I'M FINE.Copy !req
93. I'M WASTED.Copy !req
94. AND PROBABLY FREE OF CATARACTS.Copy !req
95. I GET THAT. THAT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
96. THANK YOU.Copy !req
97. OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY.
YOUR MESSAGE...Copy !req
98. YOUR PAGER WENT OFF
WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER.Copy !req
99. I HIT THE BUTTON,
'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE.Copy !req
100. "POTUS IN
A BICYCLE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
101. COME TO THE OFFICE."Copy !req
102. I MEMORIZED IT JUST IN CASE
I ERASED IT BY ACCIDENT.Copy !req
103. THESE THINGS LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.Copy !req
104. ANYWAY, LIKE I SAID,
I'M TOTALLY BAKED, BUT, UM...Copy !req
105. IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M A DRUG PERSON.Copy !req
106. I JUST LOVE POT.Copy !req
107. UH, LAURIE, I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
108. YOU'RE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
109. IT'S 5:30 IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
110. I KNOW THIS
DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
111. NOT THAT GOOD, NO.Copy !req
112. I REALLY LIKE YOUCopy !req
113. IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER,
I'LL CALL YOU.Copy !req
114. STAY RIGHT HERE.
SAVE YOURSELF A CALL.Copy !req
115. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T SEE
THE LOGIC IN THATCopy !req
116. BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO.Copy !req
117. 'CAUSE "POTUS"
WAS IN A BICYCLE ACCIDENT?Copy !req
118. YUP.Copy !req
119. HMM...Copy !req
120. TELL YOUR FRIEND POTUS
HE'S GOT A FUNNY NAMECopy !req
121. AND HE SHOULD LEARN
HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE.Copy !req
122. I WOULD, BUT HE'S
NOT MY FRIEND,
HE'S MY BOSSCopy !req
123. AND IT'S NOT HIS
NAME, IT'S HIS TITLE.Copy !req
124. POTUS?Copy !req
125. PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
126. I'LL CALL YOU.Copy !req
127. Security officer:
IT'S A NICE MORNING,
MR. McGARRY.Copy !req
128. WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF THAT IN A HURRY,
WON'T WE, MIKE?Copy !req
129. YES, SIR.Copy !req
130. DON'T KILL THE
MESSENGER, LEO.Copy !req
131. OH, WHY THE HELL NOT, BONNIE?Copy !req
132. FIVE MINUTES?Copy !req
133. PLEASE.Copy !req
134. HEY, EMMA.
MORNING.Copy !req
135. WILSON.
HEY, LEO.Copy !req
136. JOE.
JEFFREY.Copy !req
137. WHATEVER.Copy !req
138. JOSH!Copy !req
139. HEY, DONNA.
MORNING, LEO.Copy !req
140. IS HE IN YET?Copy !req
141. YEAH.Copy !req
142. CAN YOU GET HIM?Copy !req
143. JOSH!Copy !req
144. THANKS.Copy !req
145. I HEARD IT'S BROKEN.Copy !req
146. YOU HEARD WRONG.Copy !req
147. IT'S A MILD SPRAIN.Copy !req
148. HE'LL BE BACK LATER TODAY.Copy !req
149. AND WHAT WAS THE CAUSE
OF THE ACCIDENT?Copy !req
150. WHAT ARE YOU, FROM STATE FARM?Copy !req
151. GO, DO A JOB, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
152. I'M JUST...Copy !req
153. HE WAS SWERVING
TO AVOID A TREE.Copy !req
154. AND WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
155. HE WAS UNSUCCESSFUL.Copy !req
156. YEAH, THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
157. JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING
TILL YOU TALK TO JUSTICE.Copy !req
158. HOW MANY CUBANS EXACTLYCopy !req
159. HAVE CRAMMED THEMSELVES
INTO THESE FISHING BOATS?Copy !req
160. IT'S IMPORTANTCopy !req
161. TO UNDERSTAND, LEOCopy !req
162. THAT, BY AND LARGE,
THEY'RE NOT FISHING BOATS.Copy !req
163. YOU HEAR FISHING BOATS,
YOU CONJURE THE IMAGE OF...Copy !req
164. WELL, OF A BOAT, FIRST OF ALL.Copy !req
165. WHAT THE CUBANS ARE ONCopy !req
166. WOULD CHARITABLY
BE DESCRIBED AS RAFTS, OKAY?Copy !req
167. THEY'RE MAKING
THE HOP FROM
HAVANA TO MIAMICopy !req
168. IN FRUIT BASKETS,
BASICALLY. LET'S
BE CLEAR ON THAT.Copy !req
169. DONNA'S DESK, IF
IT COULD FLOATCopy !req
170. WOULD LOOK GOOD
TO THEM RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
171. I GET IT.
HOW MANY ARE THERE?Copy !req
172. WE DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
173. WHAT TIME EXACTLY
DID THEY LEAVE?Copy !req
174. WE DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
175. DO WE KNOW WHEN
THEY GET HERE?
NO.Copy !req
176. IF I
WERE TO STAND ON HIGH
GROUND IN KEY WESTCopy !req
177. WITH A GOOD PAIR
OF BINOCULARSCopy !req
178. I'D BE AS INFORMED
AS I AM RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
179. THE INTELLIGENCE BUDGET'S
MONEY WELL SPENT, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
180. TELL HIM TO SEND IN
THE COAST GUARD.Copy !req
181. THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
TO OUR TERRITORIAL WATERS.Copy !req
182. WHAT IF THE D.E.A.
SUSPECTED THEY HAD DRUGS?Copy !req
183. DOES THE D.E.A. SUSPECT
THERE ARE DRUGS?Copy !req
184. WE CAN MAKE A PHONE CALL.Copy !req
185. JOSH!Copy !req
186. IF THE D.E.A.
OR NAVY INTELCopy !req
187. THOUGHT THE CUBANS
WERE BRINGING IN DRUGSCopy !req
188. WOULDN'T WE HAVE TO
GO OUT THERE AND
SEARCH THOSE RAFTSCopy !req
189. WITH, YOU KNOW,
GUNS AND BLANKETS?Copy !req
190. YOU LOOK LIKE HELL,
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
191. YES, I DO.
LISTEN, LEO, DID
HE SAY ANYTHING?Copy !req
192. DID HE SAY ANYTHING?Copy !req
193. THE PRESIDENT'S PISSED
AS HELL AT YOU, JOSH,
AND SO AM I.Copy !req
194. I KNOW.Copy !req
195. WE GOT TO WORK
WITH THESE PEOPLECopy !req
196. AND WHERE THE HELL
DO YOU GET OFF
STRUTTING YOUR...?Copy !req
197. I KNOW.
AL CALDWELL'S
A GOOD MAN.Copy !req
198. AL CALDWELL WASN'T THERE.Copy !req
199. I'M SAYING YOU TAKE
EVERYONE ON THE
CHRISTIAN RIGHTCopy !req
200. DUMP THEM INTO ONE
BIG PILE AND LABEL
THEM STUPID.Copy !req
201. WE NEED THESE PEOPLE.Copy !req
202. WE DO NOT NEED
THESE PEOPLE.Copy !req
203. JOSH...Copy !req
204. WE NEED AL CALDWELL.Copy !req
205. WE WANT AL CALDWELL.Copy !req
206. WE DO NOT NEED
JOHN VAN DYKE.Copy !req
207. WE DO NOT NEED
MARY MARSH.Copy !req
208. AND I THINK THERE
SHOULDN'T BECopy !req
209. INSTANT REPLAY
IN FOOTBALLCopy !req
210. BUT THAT'S NOT MY
CALL NOW, IS IT?Copy !req
211. IT WAS STUPID.Copy !req
212. DAMN STRAIGHT.Copy !req
213. I WAS RIGHT, THOUGH.Copy !req
214. LIKE I DON'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
215. OH, MR. McGARRY,
HAVE THEY DONE AN X RAY?Copy !req
216. YUP.Copy !req
217. IS ANYTHING BROKEN?Copy !req
218. A $4,000 LYNEX
TITANIUM TOURING BIKECopy !req
219. THAT I SWORE I'D
NEVER LEND ANYONE.Copy !req
220. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW DID HE...?Copy !req
221. HE'S A KLUTZ,
MRS. LANDINGHAM.Copy !req
222. YOUR PRESIDENT'S A GEEK.Copy !req
223. MR. McGARRY,
YOU KNOW HOW I FEELCopy !req
224. ABOUT THAT KIND OF TALK
IN THE OVAL OFFICE.Copy !req
225. I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
226. JUST IN THIS ROOM,
MR. McGARRY, IS
ALL I'M ASKING.Copy !req
227. YES. OH, BONNIE, CALL O.E.O.B.Copy !req
228. AND SET UP A BRIEFING
FOR THE VICE-PRESIDENTCopy !req
229. AND LET'S COORDINATECopy !req
230. WITH KATEY SIMONS'
OFFICE ON THE
APPOINTMENTS.Copy !req
231. SHOULD I GET EVERYBODY IN?Copy !req
232. YEAH.Copy !req
233. MARGARET, PLEASE CALL THE EDITOR
OF THE NEW YORK TIMESCROSSWORDCopy !req
234. AND TELL THEM THAT "KHADDAFI" IS
SPELLED WITH AN "H" AND TWO "Ds"Copy !req
235. AND ISN'T A SEVEN-LETTER WORD
FOR ANYTHING.Copy !req
236. IS THIS FOR REAL OR
IS THIS JUST FUNNY?Copy !req
237. APPARENTLY IT'S NEITHER.Copy !req
238. ANYTHING I CAN SAY
OTHER THANCopy !req
239. THE PRESIDENT RODE
HIS BICYCLE INTO A TREE?Copy !req
240. HE HOPES NEVER
TO DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
241. SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE LAUGHING
PRETTY HARD.Copy !req
242. HE RODE HIS BICYCLE
INTO A TREE, C.J.Copy !req
243. WHAT DO YOU WANT...?Copy !req
244. "THE PRESIDENT,
WHILE RIDING A BICYCLECopy !req
245. "ON HIS VACATION
IN JACKSON HOLECopy !req
246. CAME TO A SUDDEN
ARBOREAL STOP."Copy !req
247. WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?Copy !req
248. A LITTLE LOVE, LEO.Copy !req
249. WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE CUBANS?Copy !req
250. I DON'T KNOW ANY
MORE THAN JOSH.Copy !req
251. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
1,200 AND 2,000 CUBANSCopy !req
252. BEGAN EMBARKING FROM
A FISHING VILLAGECopy !req
253. 30 MILES SOUTH
OF HAVANA.Copy !req
254. WHERE ARE
THEY HEADED?Copy !req
255. VEGAS.Copy !req
256. MIAMI, THOUGH
IT'S NOT CLEARCopy !req
257. HOW SOPHISTICATED THE
NAVIGATIONAL EQUIPMENT...Copy !req
258. NAVIGATIONAL...? "THAT WAY
IS NORTH" IS PRETTY MUCH...Copy !req
259. IF ONE OF THESE GUYS COULD THROW
A SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALLCopy !req
260. WE'D SEND IN
THE U.S.S. EISENHOWER.Copy !req
261. THAT'S NOT
ENTIRELY TRUE.Copy !req
262. FOR GOD'S SAKE,
FORGET ABOUT
THE JOURNEY.Copy !req
263. THE VOYAGE IS NOT OUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
264. WHAT'S OUR PROBLEM?
WHAT TO DO
WHEN THE NINACopy !req
265. THE PINTA AND THE GET ME
THE HELL OUT OF HERE HIT
MIAMI.Copy !req
266. CAN'T SEND
THEM BACK.
SAM?Copy !req
267. THEY'D GO TO JAIL
IF THEY'RE LUCKY.Copy !req
268. WE'LL GET WHACKED IN,
WHAT...?Copy !req
269. THREE DISTRICTS—
DADE COUNTY.Copy !req
270. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT
THAT IT'S WRONG.Copy !req
271. WHAT ABOUT TEXAS?Copy !req
272. I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
273. KEEP JOSH IN THE LOOP ON THIS
THROUGHOUT THE DAY.Copy !req
274. ME? MY DAY'S
A LITTLE TIGHT...Copy !req
275. DEAL WITH IT.Copy !req
276. AND I'M HAPPY TO,
IT'S JUST THAT...Copy !req
277. SAM...Copy !req
278. I'M JUST SAYING, ISN'T THIS MORECopy !req
279. OF A MILITARY AREA?Copy !req
280. MILITARY.Copy !req
281. YEAH.
YOU THINKCopy !req
282. THE UNITED STATESCopy !req
283. IS UNDER ATTACK
FROM CUBANS IN ROWBOATS?Copy !req
284. I MUST SAY I LIKE OUR CHANCES.Copy !req
285. MIND-BOGGLING TO ME
THAT WE EVER WON AN ELECTION.Copy !req
286. PAT THOMAS WANTS
TO CALL UP THE GUARD.Copy !req
287. HE SHOULDN'T.
HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
288. YOU CREATE A
PANIC SITUATION.Copy !req
289. I AGREE WITH JOSH AND I AGREE
WITH C.J. AND I AGREE WITH SAMCopy !req
290. AND YOU KNOW
HOW THAT MAKES ME CRAZY.Copy !req
291. YEAH, I DO.
THEY'RE RUNNING
FOR THEIR LIVES.Copy !req
292. YOU DON'T START A GAME
OF RED ROVER WITH CASTROCopy !req
293. BUT YOU DON'T SEND IN
THE NATIONAL GUARD.Copy !req
294. YOU SEND FOOD
AND DOCTORS.Copy !req
295. SEE THAT I.N.S.
WORKS WITH THE RED CROSSCopy !req
296. AND THE CENTERS
FOR DISEASE CONTROL.Copy !req
297. MY C.D.C. GUY'S ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
298. GO. TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
299. TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
300. MOVING ON.
LET'S TALK ABOUT JOSH.Copy !req
301. AL CALDWELL SCARES THE HELLCopy !req
302. OUT OF THE PRESIDENT
AND JOSH KNOWS IT.Copy !req
303. HE'S NOT GOING
TO FIRE HIM.Copy !req
304. HE'S GOT NO CHOICE.Copy !req
305. BILLY, THE
PRESIDENT'SCopy !req
306. NOT GOING TO
FIRE JOSH LYMAN.Copy !req
307. HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE.Copy !req
308. I HAD DRINKS
WITH SAM SEABORN LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
309. SAM SAID THE PRESIDENT
WAS GOING TO FIRE...Copy !req
310. HE NEEDS THESE PEOPLE.Copy !req
311. HE'S GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE THEM JOSH.Copy !req
312. C.J.:
FOLKS, FOLKS...Copy !req
313. BILLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK...?Copy !req
314. HE DOESN'T HAVE
A CHOICE.Copy !req
315. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
316. DR. RANDALL HAYMEN,
H-A-Y-M-E-NCopy !req
317. CHIEF OF ORTHOPEDICS
AT ST. JOHN'S HOSPITALCopy !req
318. HAS DIAGNOSED THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
319. WITH A MILD SPRAIN
IN HIS LEFT ANKLECopy !req
320. SUSTAINED WHILE CYCLINGCopy !req
321. INTO A LARGE
CYPRUS TREE.Copy !req
322. DETAILS CAN BE FOUND
IN THE POOL REPORTCopy !req
323. THAT LINDA AND SUZANNE
ARE DISTRIBUTINGCopy !req
324. ALONG WITH POOL PHOTOGRAPHS
OF THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
325. RESISTING THE HELP
OF A SECRET SERVICE AGENTCopy !req
326. AND THEN FALLING DOWN AGAIN.Copy !req
327. BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY YOURSELVES.Copy !req
328. ITEM NUMBER TWO...Copy !req
329. C.J., HAS THE PRESIDENT...?Copy !req
330. IT'S A LIGHT DAY, CHRIS.Copy !req
331. LET'S JUST
GET THROUGH THISCopy !req
332. AND THEN I'LL TAKE
A COUPLE QUESTIONS.Copy !req
333. THE ASSOCIATION
OF RETIRED MUNICIPAL...Copy !req
334. No, well, I can tell you
that you don't believeCopy !req
335. in any God
that I pray to, Mr. LymanCopy !req
336. not any God I pray to.Copy !req
337. Lady, the God
you pray toCopy !req
338. is too busy
being indicted
for tax fraud.Copy !req
339. I can tell you
that you don't believeCopy !req
340. in any God
that I pray to, Mr. LymanCopy !req
341. not any God I pray to.Copy !req
342. Lady, the God
you pray toCopy !req
343. is too busy
being indicted
for tax fraud.Copy !req
344. Lady, the God you pray toCopy !req
345. is too busy
being indicted for...Copy !req
346. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
WORN THAT TIE ON
TELEVISION. IT BLEEDS.Copy !req
347. I DON'T THINK IT
WAS THE TIE THAT
GOT ME IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
348. BUT I TOLD YOU
A ZILLION TIMES...Copy !req
349. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
350. IT'S COFFEE.Copy !req
351. I THOUGHT SO.Copy !req
352. I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE.Copy !req
353. WHAT'S GOING
ON, DONNA?Copy !req
354. NOTHING.
DONNA...Copy !req
355. I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE.Copy !req
356. CLOSE THE DOOR.Copy !req
357. DONNATELLA MOSS,
WHEN DID YOU START
WORKING FOR ME?Copy !req
358. DURING THE CAMPAIGN.Copy !req
359. AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN MY ASSISTANT?Copy !req
360. A YEAR AND A HALF.Copy !req
361. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU BROUGHT ME COFFEE?Copy !req
362. IT WAS NEVER.Copy !req
363. YOU'VE NEVER BROUGHT
ME A CUP OF COFFEE.Copy !req
364. IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF...Copy !req
365. DONNA, IF I GET FIRED,
I GET FIRED.Copy !req
366. DO YOU THINK
HE'S GOING TO DO IT?Copy !req
367. NO.Copy !req
368. IT'S TOBY.Copy !req
369. YOU WON THAT ELECTION
FOR HIM—Copy !req
370. YOU AND LEO AND C.J. AND SAM.Copy !req
371. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.
( knocking )Copy !req
372. ( quietly ):
AND HIM.Copy !req
373. THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.Copy !req
374. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
375. DONNA BROUGHT YOU COFFEE?Copy !req
376. SHUT UP.Copy !req
377. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
378. WHAT'D I TELL YOU BEFORE YOU
WENT ON THE AIR YESTERDAY?Copy !req
379. YOU SAID, "DON'T GET CUTE
WITH MARY MARSH."Copy !req
380. I SAID DON'T GET CUTE
WITH MARY MARSH.Copy !req
381. I SAID AL CALDWELL
IS NOT TO BE TREATEDCopy !req
382. LIKE SOME REVIVAL TENT CLOWN.Copy !req
383. AL CALDWELL WASN'T THERE.Copy !req
384. HE SURE AS HELL
WAS WATCHING.Copy !req
385. LOOK, I ALREADY TOOK
LEO'S MORNING BEATING.Copy !req
386. WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?Copy !req
387. I WANT YOU
TO KEEP YOUR JOB.Copy !req
388. HOW?Copy !req
389. I'M GOING TO MAKE
A SUGGESTION, WHICH
MIGHT HELP YOU OUTCopy !req
390. BUT I DON'T WANT THIS GESTURE
TO BE MISTAKENCopy !req
391. FOR AN INDICATION
THAT I LIKE YOU.Copy !req
392. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
393. IN PREPARATION
FOR THE SUNDAY MORNINGCopy !req
394. RADIO ADDRESS
ON FAMILY VALUES...Copy !req
395. WHEN DID THAT GET
ON THE SCHEDULE?Copy !req
396. LISTEN TO ME
FOR ONE SECOND.Copy !req
397. WHEN DID IT GET ON THE...?Copy !req
398. IT'S A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING.Copy !req
399. WHEN DID WE SCHEDULE
FAMILY VALUES?Copy !req
400. WE SCHEDULED IT, JOSHCopy !req
401. AFTER YOUR SMUG, TAUNTING,
YOU KNOWCopy !req
402. CALAMITOUS PERFORMANCE ON
CAPITAL BEAT.Copy !req
403. AMERICA FOR BETTER FAMILIES,
THE A.A.F.Copy !req
404. AND AL CALDWELL... MARY MARSH.Copy !req
405. I INVITED THEM ALL FOR COFFEE
THIS AFTERNOON ALONG WITHCopy !req
406. A COUPLE OF SPEECH WRITERS
TO TALK ABOUT...Copy !req
407. WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.Copy !req
408. YES. YES, SIR.Copy !req
409. PRESIDENTS
ARE ROLLING OVER IN THEIR...Copy !req
410. COME TO THE MEETING.Copy !req
411. NO!Copy !req
412. COME TO THE MEETING
AND BE NICE.
WHY?Copy !req
413. SO C.J. CAN PUT IT
IN THE PAPERS.Copy !req
414. AL CALDWELL'S FRIENDS
WITH BAD PEOPLE.Copy !req
415. I THINK HE SHOULD SAY
SO FOR THE COMMON GOOD.Copy !req
416. SCREW POLITICS—
HOW ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
417. YOU DON'T RUN SOCIAL POLICY FOR
THIS GOVERNMENT. HOW ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
418. TOBY...Copy !req
419. I'M IN CHARGE
OF THE MESSAGE
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
420. IT'S MY JOB
TO TELL THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
421. THAT THE BEST THING HE CAN DO
FROM A P.R. STANDPOINTCopy !req
422. IS TO SHOW YOU THE DOOR.Copy !req
423. COME TO THE MEETING.Copy !req
424. BE NICE.Copy !req
425. KEEP YOUR JOB.Copy !req
426. YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.Copy !req
427. OH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
428. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
429. ONE OF THE KIDS
FROM THE NEWSROOMCopy !req
430. CLIPPED THAT FROM THE
JOURNALTHIS MORNING.Copy !req
431. GUESS WHO'S LEAVING
LENNOX/CHASE TO START
CONSULTING IN TOWN?Copy !req
432. SHE'S LEASING OFFICES
DOWNTOWN. SHE STARTS TODAY.Copy !req
433. WHO'S SHE WORKING FOR?Copy !req
434. I'M CHECKING IT OUT.Copy !req
435. THAT'S A GOOD PICTURE OF HER.Copy !req
436. BRUCE?Copy !req
437. BRUCE?Copy !req
438. BRUCE?Copy !req
439. I MAY HAVE JUST GOTTEN BACK
INTO THE BUSINESS THIS MORNINGCopy !req
440. BUT I DIDN'T COME BY WAY
OF A TURNIP TRUCKCopy !req
441. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
442. YOU PHAFF ME AROUND ON THISCopy !req
443. AND I'M GOING TO GET CRANKY
RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.Copy !req
444. NOW, I WAS YOUR SOURCE ON 443—
BIG, FAT BYLINE ABOVE THE FOLD?Copy !req
445. IT'S TIME WE PLAY "WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE FOR ME LATELY?"Copy !req
446. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TRY, BRUCE.Copy !req
447. THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS.Copy !req
448. I SAID, "GYM CLASS."Copy !req
449. GYM CLASS?Copy !req
450. BECAUSE IT'S
IMPORTANT IN
GYM TO TRYCopy !req
451. BUT IT IS NOT
NECESSARILY...Copy !req
452. BRUCE, IT WAS
A SIMPLE METAPHOR.Copy !req
453. NOW, LISTEN UP.Copy !req
454. YOU'RE
MISINTERPRETING MECopy !req
455. AND THE SENATORCopy !req
456. AND IT'S BUSH-
LEAGUE REPORTING.Copy !req
457. IT'S BENEATH EVEN
YOUR NEWSPAPER.Copy !req
458. YOU KNOW YOU RAN
A RED LIGHT BACK THERE.Copy !req
459. HOLD ON. BRUCE,
HUCKLE ME LIKE THISCopy !req
460. I'LL MAKE YOU
CRY LIKE A GIRL.Copy !req
461. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
PLEASE.Copy !req
462. JUST A SECOND.Copy !req
463. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
NOW, PLEASE.Copy !req
464. LISTEN, I'M UNDER ARREST.Copy !req
465. I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO CALL YOU BACK, BRUCE.Copy !req
466. THEY'RE 21/////2 PERCENT
IN THE THIRD QUARTERCopy !req
467. AT THE END OF THE FISCAL YEAR.Copy !req
468. THAT'S FINE, BUT THE PRESIDENT'SCopy !req
469. GOING TO LOOK AT THE W.B.O.
REVENUE ANALYSISCopy !req
470. AND SAY THAT ECONOMISTS
WERE PUT ON THIS PLANETCopy !req
471. TO MAKE ASTROLOGERS LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
472. LEO...Copy !req
473. LUTHER, BALL PARK—Copy !req
474. ONE YEAR FROM TODAY,
WHERE'S THE DOW?Copy !req
475. TREMENDOUS. UP A THOUSAND.Copy !req
476. FRED, ONE YEAR FROM TODAY?Copy !req
477. NOT GOOD.
DOWN A THOUSAND.Copy !req
478. A YEAR FROM TODAYCopy !req
479. ONE OF YOU
IS GOING TO LOOK PRETTY STUPID.Copy !req
480. CAN WE GO NOW?Copy !req
481. OH, GO,
GET OUT.Copy !req
482. WE HAVE A STORM SYSTEM
MOVING INTO SOUTH FLORIDA.Copy !req
483. SEE? WITH ANY LUCKCopy !req
484. THE CUBANS WILL TURN AROUND
AND LIVE TO DEFECT ANOTHER DAY.Copy !req
485. THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL
TUNED TO THE NATIONAL
WEATHER SERVICE.Copy !req
486. BUT THAT'S NOT
WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?Copy !req
487. LOOK AT THE WHOLE FIELD.
WE'RE ABOUT TO GET TAGGED.Copy !req
488. WITH REGARD TO WHAT?Copy !req
489. REELECTION.
OH, WE'RE NOT THERE YET.Copy !req
490. DON'T LET LLOYD RUSSELL
PUSH US AROUND ON MEDICARECopy !req
491. OR MEDIUM-RANGE
MISSILES.Copy !req
492. YOU'RE TAKING LLOYD RUSSELL
TOO SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
493. HIS NUMBERS
ARE GETTING INTERESTING.Copy !req
494. HOLLYWOOD LIKES HIM.
HE CAN RAISE MONEY.Copy !req
495. WE'RE NOT THERE YET.Copy !req
496. 30-SECOND HYPOTHETICAL:
YOU'RE LLOYD RUSSELLCopy !req
497. NEWLY CROWNED PRINCE OF
THE WHITE SUBURBAN WOMANCopy !req
498. THE UPPER MIDDLE
CLASS BLACK MAN,
THE TEACHERS' UNION;Copy !req
499. YOU'RE NO FRIEND
OF THE SITTING PRESIDENT—Copy !req
500. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
501. PUT TOGETHER
AN EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE.Copy !req
502. WHO RUNS IT?Copy !req
503. YOU.
I ALREADY
GOT A JOB.Copy !req
504. FOR THE MOMENT.Copy !req
505. WHO DO YOU GET?Copy !req
506. IF I COULD GET MANDY
TO LEAVE $900,000 A YEARCopy !req
507. AT LENNOX/CHASE, I'D GET MANDY.Copy !req
508. YOU'D BE SMART.Copy !req
509. COME TO THINK OF IT,
YOU THINKCopy !req
510. SHE'D BE INTERESTED
IN HIS JOB?Copy !req
511. YOU'RE IN LUCK.Copy !req
512. SHE IN TOWN?Copy !req
513. JUST GOT HERE TODAY.Copy !req
514. WHAT'S SHE DOING?Copy !req
515. WORKING FOR
LLOYD RUSSELL.Copy !req
516. MARGARET! GET ME
SENATOR RUSSELL'S OFFICECopy !req
517. ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
518. IS THAT THE SAME SUIT
YOU WORE YESTERDAY?Copy !req
519. YEAH.Copy !req
520. YOU?Copy !req
521. YEAH.Copy !req
522. I THINK IT'S HIM.Copy !req
523. IT IS.Copy !req
524. OKAY, I'M GOING OVER THERE.Copy !req
525. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
526. WE'RE SORRY
TO INTERRUPT YOUR LUNCH.Copy !req
527. WE'RE JUNIORS
AT FLORIDA STATE.Copy !req
528. WE'RE WITH THIS
POLI-SCI GROUP.Copy !req
529. ANYWAY...
WE WANT TO SAYCopy !req
530. WE THINK
YOU'RE EXCELLENTCopy !req
531. AND CAN WE HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH.Copy !req
532. SURE. THIS IS
MANDY HAMPTON.Copy !req
533. SHE'S EXCELLENT, TOO.Copy !req
534. FROM THE CAMPAIGN.Copy !req
535. WAIT... DIDN'T YOU GUYS
USED TO BE A THING?Copy !req
536. JENNIFER!
SORRY.Copy !req
537. SHE USED TO STEAL
MONEY FROM ME.Copy !req
538. REALLY?
YEAH.Copy !req
539. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.Copy !req
540. THANKS.
THANKS.
SURE.Copy !req
541. BYE.
SEE YOU.Copy !req
542. LISTEN, YOU CALLED ME.Copy !req
543. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?Copy !req
544. IS LLOYD GOING TO RUN?Copy !req
545. I REALLY DON'T CARE
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.Copy !req
546. HE'S A LIGHTWEIGHT.Copy !req
547. YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?Copy !req
548. NOT WHEN I CAN'T USE HIM.Copy !req
549. I JUST WANT TO KNOW
HOW MUCH TROUBLECopy !req
550. HE'LL BE
ON THE BUDGET SURPLUS.Copy !req
551. YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM.Copy !req
552. I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS.Copy !req
553. NOT THESE DAYS YOU DON'T.Copy !req
554. JEEZ, MANDY, IT'S
NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLECopy !req
555. WERE IN OUR CAMP
TO BEGIN WITH.Copy !req
556. THEY'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU TO TRIP OVER YOUR MOUTHCopy !req
557. AND YOU HANDED IT TO THEM.Copy !req
558. IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING
FOR MARY MARSH.Copy !req
559. YOU'RE A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR.Copy !req
560. ARE YOU HONESTLY
THE ONLY ADULT IN AMERICACopy !req
561. WHO DOESN'T THINKCopy !req
562. YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FIRED?Copy !req
563. DO WHAT TOBY'S
TELLING YOU TO DO.Copy !req
564. DID YOU JUST
CALL HIM "LLOYD"?Copy !req
565. WHO?Copy !req
566. SENATOR RUSSELL.Copy !req
567. WHEN?
JUST NOW.Copy !req
568. YOU SAID, "WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO KNOW?Copy !req
569. IS LLOYD
GOING TO RUN?"
I DON'T REMEMBER...Copy !req
570. THAT'S UNUSUAL THAT
YOU'D CALL A SENATORCopy !req
571. BY HIS FIRST NAME
TO A THIRD PARTY.Copy !req
572. A THIRD PARTY?
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
573. NO, BUT AS LONG
AS ONE OF US DOES...Copy !req
574. YOU'RE DATING LLOYD RUSSELL.Copy !req
575. YES.Copy !req
576. WOW. THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
577. ARE YOU GOING TO FREAK OUT?Copy !req
578. NO, NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
579. I ALWAYS THOUGHT
HE WAS GAY.Copy !req
580. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
I DID.
HE'S NOT GAY.Copy !req
581. YOU SURE?
VERY SURE.Copy !req
582. HE ALWAYS SEEMED
EFFEMINATE TO ME.Copy !req
583. HE HAPPENS TO BE VERY ATHLETIC,
PLENTY MASCULINE.Copy !req
584. I THINK HE'S A WOMAN.Copy !req
585. JOSH, TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
586. I DO.Copy !req
587. THE NEW YORK TIMES
IS GOING TO RELEASECopy !req
588. A POLL IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.Copy !req
589. IT BRINGS YOUR UNFAVORABLES
UP TO 48%.Copy !req
590. THIS IS THE FIRST
I'M HEARING OF IT.Copy !req
591. YOU'LL HAVE IT
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.Copy !req
592. WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?Copy !req
593. WE DON'T PLAY
FOR THE SAME TEAM ANYMORE.Copy !req
594. ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE
GIVING ME CAREER ADVICE.Copy !req
595. NEXT MINUTE,
YOU'RE TELLING MECopy !req
596. WE DON'T PLAY
FOR THE SAME TEAM?Copy !req
597. I'M ONLY HERE A WHILE.Copy !req
598. I WANT YOU
AT YOUR FIGHTING WEIGHTCopy !req
599. WHEN I START BITCH-SLAPPING
YOU GUYS AROUND THE BELTWAY.Copy !req
600. YOU AND LLOYD RUSSELL, HUH?Copy !req
601. YEAH.Copy !req
602. 17 ACROSS.Copy !req
603. YES, 17 ACROSS IS WRONG.Copy !req
604. YOU'RE SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG.Copy !req
605. WHAT'S MY NAME?Copy !req
606. MY NAME DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
607. I'M JUST AN ORDINARY CITIZENCopy !req
608. WHO RELIES ON THE TIMES
CROSSWORD FOR STIMULATIONCopy !req
609. AND I'M TELLING YOU
THAT I'VE MET THE MAN TWICECopy !req
610. AND I'VE RECOMMENDED
A PREEMPTIVE EXOCETCopy !req
611. MISSILE STRIKE
AGAINST HIS AIR FORCECopy !req
612. SO I THINK I KNOW HOW...Copy !req
613. LEO!Copy !req
614. THEY HANG UP ON ME
EVERY TIME.Copy !req
615. THAT'S ALMOST HARD TO BELIEVE.Copy !req
616. WHAT DO YOU NEED?Copy !req
617. NIGHTLINE WANTS SOMEONE
FOR THE EAST ASIAN...Copy !req
618. SEND NAOMI.
WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
619. THERE MIGHT BE
A PRESS LEAK ON A3-C3.Copy !req
620. THAT WAS HUTCHINSON.
WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
621. LEO...Copy !req
622. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ABOUT JOSH.Copy !req
623. I WAS GOING TO...Copy !req
624. I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.Copy !req
625. YOU KNOW THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
626. SO DO YOU.
YOU KNOW HIM BETTER.Copy !req
627. I'VE KNOWN HIM 40 YEARS, C.J.Copy !req
628. AND ALL I CAN PROMISE YOU ISCopy !req
629. ON ANY GIVEN DAY, THERE'S
REALLY NO PREDICTINGCopy !req
630. WHAT HE'S GOING TO CHOOSE
TO CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
631. YEAH.Copy !req
632. I'M SORRY. I'M LATE.Copy !req
633. Man 1:
YOU CAN'T USE THOSE STATS.Copy !req
634. Man 2:
THE ASSAULT STATS.Copy !req
635. THEY'RE WRONG.Copy !req
636. THEY'RE FROM YOUR OFFICE.Copy !req
637. WE GOT THEM FROM HUD.
AND THEY'RE WRONG?Copy !req
638. IF THEY WERE RIGHT,
DON'T USE THEM.Copy !req
639. A) LET'S MAKE THEM RIGHT.
B) WHY CAN'T I USE THEM?Copy !req
640. THE 76-YEAR-OLD
GRANDMOTHER.Copy !req
641. EVERY TIME WE USE
THOSE STATSCopy !req
642. CARR AND GILMORE...Copy !req
643. WHO'S THE 76-YEAR-OLD
GRANDMOTHER?Copy !req
644. DAILY, 17,000
AMERICANS DEFEND
THEMSELVES WITH A GUN...Copy !req
645. THAT IS FLATLY UNTRUE.Copy !req
646. INCLUDING A 76-YEAR-OLD
GRANDMOTHER IN CHICAGOCopy !req
647. WHO DEFENDED HERSELF
AGAINST AN INTRUDERCopy !req
648. IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT.Copy !req
649. JUST DON'T USE
THE STAT.Copy !req
650. A 76-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER
DOESN'T DEFEND HERSELFCopy !req
651. WITH A MODIFIED
AK-47 ASSAULT RIFLE, LARRYCopy !req
652. UNLESS SHE'S DEFENDING HERSELF
AGAINST TURKISH REBELS.Copy !req
653. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
654. YOU GUYS KNOW
MY ASSISTANT CATHY.Copy !req
655. WE TALK A LOT
ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
656. YEAH. HI. I NEED YOU
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
657. ALL RIGHT. CALL ME
AT THE END OF THE DAY.Copy !req
658. LEO'S WIFE CALLED.Copy !req
659. THAT WOMAN HATES ME.Copy !req
660. YES.
WHAT'D I DO?Copy !req
661. YOU TRIED TO HIT ON HER
AT A PARTY FUND-RAISER.Copy !req
662. YES. I MEANT RECENTLY.
WHY DID SHE CALL?Copy !req
663. SHE WANTS YOU TO TALK...Copy !req
664. FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS.Copy !req
665. HOW MUCH LONGER WILL I
BE CRUCIFIED FOR THAT?Copy !req
666. A LITTLE WHILE
LONGER, ANYWAY.Copy !req
667. I WOULD THINK MOST WOMEN
WOULD BE FLATTERED.Copy !req
668. I THINK LEO WAS
ESPECIALLY TOUCHED.Copy !req
669. WHAT DOES SHE WANT?Copy !req
670. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE
A TOUR TO SOME STUDENTSCopy !req
671. FROM HER DAUGHTER'S
FOURTH GRADE CLASS.Copy !req
672. SHE CAN'T MAKE IT
AND WANTS YOU TO DO IT.Copy !req
673. I CAN'T.
YOU HAVE TO.Copy !req
674. THEY WROTE ESSAYS.Copy !req
675. REALLY, I CAN'T.
I'M NOT A GOOD TOUR GUIDE.Copy !req
676. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
677. YOU WANT TO TELL
MRS. McGARRY THAT?Copy !req
678. ( beeping )
OH, GOD, PLEASE LET THIS BECopy !req
679. A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.Copy !req
680. Cashmere Escorts.Copy !req
681. HI. YOU PAGED ME?Copy !req
682. Who is this?Copy !req
683. THIS IS SAM SEABORN.Copy !req
684. I'm sorry.Copy !req
685. There's been a mistake.Copy !req
686. WHO'S THIS?Copy !req
687. Cashmere Escort Service.Copy !req
688. OKEYDOKE.Copy !req
689. PAGE ME.Copy !req
690. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
691. I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
692. PAGE ME AND PUNCH
IN THE NUMBER.Copy !req
693. YOU SWITCHED PAGERS
WITH SOMEONE.Copy !req
694. A WOMAN'S ABOUT TO CALL ME.Copy !req
695. SHE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW WHY.Copy !req
696. PUT HER THROUGH.Copy !req
697. HELLO?Copy !req
698. Hello.Copy !req
699. You paged me?Copy !req
700. LAURIE.Copy !req
701. Who's this?Copy !req
702. IT'S SAM.Copy !req
703. Hi.Copy !req
704. SAM SEABORN.Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. You called me.Copy !req
707. YEAH, UH, ACTUALLY,
YOU CALLED MECopy !req
708. AND THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU HAVE MY PAGERCopy !req
709. AND... I HAVE YOURS.Copy !req
710. Oh...Copy !req
711. YEAH.Copy !req
712. L-LISTEN, CAN I COME BY
AND SEE YOU REAL QUICK?Copy !req
713. Yeah.Copy !req
714. THANKS.Copy !req
715. GOOD.Copy !req
716. OKAY.Copy !req
717. I'M HOLDING
FOUR COLUMN INCHES...Copy !req
718. YOU'RE GOING
TO BE WRONG.Copy !req
719. GUYS, I DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIMECopy !req
720. TO ANSWER QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
721. C.J., HAS THE...?Copy !req
722. DOESN'T STOP YOU
FROM ASKING THEM. CHRIS?Copy !req
723. HAS THE PRESIDENT
HAD ANY REACTION
TO JOSH ON THE SHOW?Copy !req
724. NONE THAT I'M AWARE OF.Copy !req
725. DO YOU KNOW...?
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
726. I'LL GET YOU WHEELS-DOWN
TIME WHEN I'VE GOT IT.Copy !req
727. THEY'RE PICKING UP THE SCENT.Copy !req
728. BILLY IS. THE REST
OF THEM ARE PICKING
UP BILLY'S SCENT.Copy !req
729. JOSH IS GOING TO COME
TO THE COFFEE.Copy !req
730. KEEP HIM COOL.Copy !req
731. I DON'T NEED
TO TELL YOU THAT.Copy !req
732. HIS WORK WITH THE
SOUTHERN BAPTIST
LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE...Copy !req
733. HIS WORK WITH
THE CATHOLIC LEAGUE...Copy !req
734. HE'S SPOKEN AT MY CHURCH.Copy !req
735. YES, HE HAS.Copy !req
736. HE ALSO SPENT EIGHT MONTHS
TRAVELING AROUND THE COUNTRYCopy !req
737. DISCOURAGING YOUNG WOMEN
FROM HAVING ABORTIONS.Copy !req
738. HANG ON— HE NEVER
SAID ANYTHING...Copy !req
739. HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT
IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S PLACECopy !req
740. TO LEGISLATE THIS ISSUECopy !req
741. BUT THAT'S NEVER
STOPPED HIMCopy !req
742. FROM PLAYING HIS ROLE
AS A MORAL LEADER—Copy !req
743. SOMETHING WHICH COST HIM
DEARLY IN THE CAMPAIGNCopy !req
744. AND YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
745. WHY DOES HE INSIST ON
DEMONIZING US AS A GROUP?Copy !req
746. BECAUSE YOUR GROUP
HAS PLENTY OF DEMONS.Copy !req
747. EVERY GROUP HAS
PLENTY OF DEMONS.Copy !req
748. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL
ME ABOUT IT, REVEREND.Copy !req
749. I'M A MEMBER OF
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.Copy !req
750. WELL, THEN, WHY DOES
THE WHITE HOUSE SUDDENLY TALKCopy !req
751. LIKE EVERYONE IN THE CHRISTIAN
RIGHT IS THE SAME?Copy !req
752. FORGIVE ME, AL, BUT WHEN
YOU STAND THAT CLOSECopy !req
753. TO MARY MARSH
AND JOHN VAN DYKECopy !req
754. IT'S SOMETIMES HARD
NOT TO PAINT YOU ALL
WITH THE SAME BRUSH.Copy !req
755. I NEED JOHN AND MARY
FOR POLITICAL MUSCLE.Copy !req
756. I DON'T THINK YOU DO,
BUT I RECOGNIZE YOU'RE
IN A TOUGH SPOT.Copy !req
757. I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR A HOLY WAR, LEO.Copy !req
758. OH, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT, ALCopy !req
759. AND I THINK THAT YOU
AND I CAN KEEP THISCopy !req
760. FROM ESCALATING BEYOND
A PETULANT WOMAN BEING ANGRYCopy !req
761. ABOUT GETTING HER HAIR
A LITTLE MESSED UP ON TV.Copy !req
762. SEE? THERE YOU GO AGAIN.Copy !req
763. WHAT, REVEREND?Copy !req
764. IT WAS NOT
A LITTLE DEAL!
NO ONE'S
SAYING...Copy !req
765. HEY, IF I MAKE SURE
OF NOTHING ELSECopy !req
766. I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
767. YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE
TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
768. 24 HOURS AGOCopy !req
769. THE PRESIDENT ORDERED ME
TO FIRE JOSH LYMAN.Copy !req
770. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK HIM
DOWN FROM IT EVER SINCE.Copy !req
771. HE'S GETTING OFF THE
PLANE IN TEN MINUTES.Copy !req
772. IT'S 6 TO 5 AND
PICK 'EM WHETHER
JOSH STILL HAS A JOB.Copy !req
773. NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY
WE CAN TAKE IT.Copy !req
774. WELL, THAT'S REGRETTABLE.Copy !req
775. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
776. ANYWAY, I'M GLADCopy !req
777. TOBY ORGANIZED YOUR MEETING
THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
778. OH, SO AM I.Copy !req
779. HI.Copy !req
780. HI.Copy !req
781. CAN I COME IN?Copy !req
782. SURE.Copy !req
783. THIS IS A NICE APARTMENT.Copy !req
784. YOU SAW IT LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
785. YEAH. AND I REALLY LIKE IT.Copy !req
786. IT MAKES VERY GOOD
USE OF SPACE.Copy !req
787. THANKS.Copy !req
788. THE WAY THE LADLE HANGS
FROM PEGBOARDS...Copy !req
789. THE LADLE DIDN'T
ACTUALLYCopy !req
790. COME WITH
THE APARTMENT.Copy !req
791. IT'S MINE.Copy !req
792. RIGHT.Copy !req
793. YES.Copy !req
794. UH, CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?Copy !req
795. AM I A HOOKER?Copy !req
796. NO, NO. WHAT I WASCopy !req
797. IS-IS IT POSSIBLE THAT
IN ADDITION TO BEING
A LAW STUDENTCopy !req
798. AND PART-TIME BARTENDER,
THAT YOU ARE—Copy !req
799. WHAT I'M CERTAIN
WOULD HAVE TO BE—Copy !req
800. A VERY HIGH-PRICED
CALL GIRL?Copy !req
801. I, BY THE WAY,
AM MAKING NO JUDGMENTS.Copy !req
802. THE THING IS,
WITH MY JOB...?Copy !req
803. YEAH.Copy !req
804. YES?Copy !req
805. YES.Copy !req
806. I'M SORRY, I SHOULD
HAVE TOLD YOU.Copy !req
807. I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME.Copy !req
808. I DO.Copy !req
809. I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
810. SAM?Copy !req
811. YEAH?Copy !req
812. MY PAGER.Copy !req
813. OH!Copy !req
814. THANKS.Copy !req
815. LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
HOW OFTEN YOU GET UP...Copy !req
816. SAM, GO.Copy !req
817. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO I AM.Copy !req
818. IT'S JUST THAT THERE ARE PEOPLECopy !req
819. WHO'D PAY A LOT OF MONEY
TO TRY TO...Copy !req
820. I KNOW.Copy !req
821. GO.Copy !req
822. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
823. REVEREND CALDWELL,
IF YOU ALLCopy !req
824. WOULD JUST STEP IN HERE?Copy !req
825. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
826. EXCUSE ME. HI.Copy !req
827. WE'RE GOING TO BE
JUST A MINUTECopy !req
828. SO WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY
HAVE A SEAT?Copy !req
829. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
NICELY AND QUIETLY, TAKE A SEAT.Copy !req
830. NO.Copy !req
831. PUT IT ON.Copy !req
832. NO.Copy !req
833. PUT IT ON.
NO!Copy !req
834. YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME
CLOTHES FOR 31 HOURS NOW, JOSH.Copy !req
835. I AM NOT GETTING SPRUCED UP
FOR THESE PEOPLE, DONNA.Copy !req
836. ALL THE GIRLS THINK YOU LOOK
REALLY HOT IN THIS SHIRT.Copy !req
837. BONNIE?Copy !req
838. YEAH?Copy !req
839. TELL TOBY HE'S
CHANGING HIS SHIRT.Copy !req
840. RIGHT.Copy !req
841. YOU'RE LATE.Copy !req
842. I'M HAVING KIND OF
A WEIRD DAY.Copy !req
843. LEO'S DAUGHTER'S CLASS
IS WAITING WITH THEIR TEACHERCopy !req
844. AND A COUPLE OF PARENTS
IN THE ROOSEVELT ROOM.Copy !req
845. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO SAY TO THEM.Copy !req
846. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO TELL THEMCopy !req
847. ABOUT THE BUILDING
AND ITS HISTORY.Copy !req
848. YOU NEED ANYTHING?Copy !req
849. SOMEONE TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE BUILDING
AND ITS HISTORY.Copy !req
850. JUST FAKE IT.
I CAN'T FAKE IT.Copy !req
851. OF COURSE YOU CAN FAKE IT.Copy !req
852. WHICH ONE'S
LEO'S DAUGHTER?Copy !req
853. WHAT DOES IT MATTER?Copy !req
854. I WANT TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION.Copy !req
855. WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
856. HEY, I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK
YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP.Copy !req
857. SURE.Copy !req
858. HI. I'M SORRY TO BE LATE.Copy !req
859. MR. SEABORN,
MALLORY O'BRIAN.Copy !req
860. HI.Copy !req
861. AND THESE ARE
THE FOURTH GRADERSCopy !req
862. AT CLEAR LAKE
ELEMENTARY SCHOOLCopy !req
863. WHO WROTE THE BEST ESSAYSCopy !req
864. ON WHY THEY WANTED TO
VISIT THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
865. WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT!Copy !req
866. WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED?Copy !req
867. MY NAME IS SAM SEABORNCopy !req
868. AND I'M THE DEPUTY
COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR.Copy !req
869. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EXACTLY?Copy !req
870. WELL, TO BEGIN WITH, I'M
A COUNSELOR TO THE PRESIDENT—Copy !req
871. MOSTLY ON DOMESTIC MATTERSCopy !req
872. THOUGH GENERALLY NOT
SECURITY-RELATED.Copy !req
873. I WORK WITH TOBY ZIEGLER,
THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTORCopy !req
874. AND C.J. CRAIG,
THE PRESS SECRETARYCopy !req
875. ON CRAFTING OUR MESSAGE
AND GETTING IT OUTCopy !req
876. THROUGH THE ELECTRONIC
AND PRINT MEDIA.Copy !req
877. AND WHILE MY FUNCTIONS HERE
ARE GENERALLY PERCEIVEDCopy !req
878. TO BE POLITICALLY SKEWEDCopy !req
879. IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBERCopy !req
880. THAT IT IS NOT THE D.N.C.,
BUT, RATHER, YOUR TAX DOLLARSCopy !req
881. THAT PAY MY SALARYCopy !req
882. SO I WORK FOR YOU,
WHETHER YOU VOTED FOR US OR NOT.Copy !req
883. MR. SEABORN, MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE US SOME HISTORY.Copy !req
884. SURE. I GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL
EIGHT YEARS AGOCopy !req
885. AND STARTED WORKING
AT DEWEY/BALLANTINE...Copy !req
886. ACTUALLY... I'M
SORRY TO INTERRUPT.Copy !req
887. I MEANT "HISTORY
OF THE BUILDING."Copy !req
888. THE WHITE HOUSE?Copy !req
889. YES.Copy !req
890. SURE!Copy !req
891. THE WHITE HOUSE, AS YOU KNOW,
WAS BUILT SEVERAL YEARS AGOCopy !req
892. MOSTLY, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
OUT OF CEMENT.Copy !req
893. THE ROOM WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW—
THE ROOSEVELT ROOM—Copy !req
894. IS VERY FAMOUS.Copy !req
895. IT IS NAMED AFTERCopy !req
896. OUR... 18th PRESIDENT,
FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT.Copy !req
897. THE CHAIRS THAT YOU ARE
SITTING ON TODAYCopy !req
898. ARE FASHIONED FROM THE LUMBER
OF A PIRATE SHIPCopy !req
899. CAPTURED DURING
THE SPANISH-AMERICAN...Copy !req
900. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
901. KIDS, I NEED TO SPEAK
WITH MR. SEABORN.Copy !req
902. SIT TIGHT FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
903. HI.
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
904. I'M SORRY TO BE RUDE,
BUT ARE YOU A MORON?Copy !req
905. IN THIS PARTICULAR
AREA, YES.Copy !req
906. THE 18th PRESIDENT
WAS ULYSSES S. GRANTCopy !req
907. AND THE ROOSEVELT ROOM
WAS NAMED FOR THEODORE.Copy !req
908. REALLY?Copy !req
909. THERE'S A SIX-FOOT PAINTING
ON THE WALL OF TEDDY ROOSEVELT.Copy !req
910. I SHOULD HAVE PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.Copy !req
911. WHILE THERE
ARE MANY THINGSCopy !req
912. ON WHICH I CAN SPEAK
WITH AUTHORITYCopy !req
913. I'M NOT GOOD AT TALKING
ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
914. YOU'RE THE WHITE HOUSE
DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTORCopy !req
915. AND YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT TALKING
ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE?Copy !req
916. IRONIC, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
917. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
918. WAIT A MINUTE, PLEASE—Copy !req
919. COULD YOU TELL ME
WHICH ONE OF THOSE KIDSCopy !req
920. IS LEO McGARRY'S DAUGHTER?Copy !req
921. WHY?Copy !req
922. IF I COULD MAKE EYE CONTACT,Copy !req
923. JUST SEE THAT SHE'S
HAVING A GOOD TIME—Copy !req
924. IT MIGHT GO A LONG WAY
TO MAKING MY LIFE EASIER.Copy !req
925. THESE CHILDREN WORKED
HARD— ALL OF THEM—Copy !req
926. AND I'M NOT INCLINED
AT THIS MOMENT TO MAKE
YOUR LIFE EASIER.Copy !req
927. MS. O'BRIAN, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR FEELINGSCopy !req
928. BUT PLEASE BELIEVE ME
WHEN I TELL YOUCopy !req
929. THAT I'M A NICE GUY
HAVING A BAD DAY.Copy !req
930. I JUST FOUND OUT THE TIMES
IS PUBLISHING A POLLCopy !req
931. THAT SAYS A CONSIDERABLE
PORTION OF AMERICANSCopy !req
932. FEEL THE WHITE HOUSE
HAS LOST ENERGY AND FOCUS—Copy !req
933. A PERCEPTION THAT'S NOT
LIKELY TO BE ALTEREDCopy !req
934. BY THE VIDEO FOOTAGE
OF THE PRESIDENT RIDING
HIS BICYCLE INTO A TREE.Copy !req
935. THE COAST GUARD ARE FISHING
CUBANS OUT OF THE OCEANCopy !req
936. WHILE THE GOVERNOR OF
FLORIDA WANTS TO BLOCKADE
THE PORT OF MIAMI.Copy !req
937. A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
IS ABOUT TO GET FIREDCopy !req
938. FOR GOING ON TELEVISION
AND MAKING SENSECopy !req
939. AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I
ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT WITH
A PROSTITUTE LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
940. NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE,
IN THE NAME OF COMPASSIONCopy !req
941. TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THOSE KIDS
IS MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER?Copy !req
942. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
943. YOU?Copy !req
944. YES.Copy !req
945. "HIS DAUGHTER'S
FOURTH-GRADE CLASS..."Copy !req
946. YES.Copy !req
947. WELL, THIS IS BAD
ON SO MANY LEVELS.Copy !req
948. SHE'S GOING TO TRY
AND BAIT YOU, JOSH.Copy !req
949. YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
950. LLOYD RUSSELL.
YEAH, THAT'LL LAST.Copy !req
951. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?Copy !req
952. THEY'LTHEY WANT YOU TO SAY
AND BASOMETHING ARROGANT.Copy !req
953. I DON'T NEED BAITING
FOR THAT.Copy !req
954. HI. HI. GOOD AFTERNOON.Copy !req
955. WE APOLOGIZE. WE'RE RUNNING
A BIT LATE TODAY.Copy !req
956. GOOD AFTERNOON.Copy !req
957. HOW'S THE PRESIDENT,
TOBY?Copy !req
958. YOU KNOW EVERYONE—
MARY MARSH, JOHN VAN DYKE.Copy !req
959. HI.
HI.Copy !req
960. HOW DO YOU DO?
NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
961. EVERYBODY,
SIT, SIT, SIT.Copy !req
962. I'M HAPPY YOU COULD
TALK WITH US TODAY.Copy !req
963. AS YOU KNOW, THE
PRESIDENT MAKESCopy !req
964. A USUAL SUNDAY MORNING
RADIO ADDRESS.Copy !req
965. IN A FEW WEEKS,
HE'S SCHEDULED...Copy !req
966. UH, TOBY, IF I COULD INTERRUPT
FOR JUST A MOMENT.Copy !req
967. UH, THE GOALS
AND SPIRITCopy !req
968. OF CHRISTIAN AND
FAMILY-ORIENTED
ORGANIZATIONSCopy !req
969. WHILE EMBRACED
BY A GREATCopy !req
970. AND GROWING NUMBER
OF AMERICANSCopy !req
971. HAVE BEEN MET WITH
HOSTILITY AND CONTEMPTCopy !req
972. BY THEIR GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
973. NOW, YESTERDAY MORNINGCopy !req
974. ON THE TELEVISION
PROGRAM CAPITOL BEATCopy !req
975. THAT CONTEMPT
WAS GIVEN A VOICECopy !req
976. AND A FACE AND A NAME.Copy !req
977. I'M REFERRING, OF COURSE,
TO YOU, SIR.Copy !req
978. YES, I KNOW, AND I'M GLAD
YOU BROUGHT THAT UP.Copy !req
979. I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, JOSH.Copy !req
980. I'VE ALWAYS COUNTED YOU
AS A FRIEND.Copy !req
981. AND I'M HONORED
BY THAT, REVEREND.Copy !req
982. FIRST, LET ME SAY THAT
WHEN I SPOKE ON THE
PROGRAM YESTERDAYCopy !req
983. I WAS NOT SPEAKING
FOR THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
984. OR THIS ADMINISTRATION.Copy !req
985. THAT'S IMPORTANT
TO KNOW.Copy !req
986. SECOND, PLEASE ALLOW
ME TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
987. MY REMARKS WERE
GLIB AND INSULTING.Copy !req
988. I WAS GOING FOR
THE CHEAP LAUGH.Copy !req
989. AND ANYBODY WILLING TO
STEP UP AND DEBATE IDEASCopy !req
990. DESERVES BETTER THAN
A POLITICAL PUNCH LINE.Copy !req
991. MARY, I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
992. GOOD, THEN.Copy !req
993. LET'S DEAL.Copy !req
994. I'M SORRY?Copy !req
995. WHAT DO WE GET?Copy !req
996. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
997. INSULTING MILLIONS
OF AMERICANS.Copy !req
998. WELL, LIKE JOSH SAID...Copy !req
999. I HEARD WHAT
JOSH SAID, TOBYCopy !req
1000. WHAT DO WE GET?Copy !req
1001. AN APOLOGY.Copy !req
1002. SUNDAY MORNING
RADIO ADDRESS.Copy !req
1003. PUBLIC MORALS, SCHOOL PRAYERCopy !req
1004. OR PORNOGRAPHY—
TAKE YOUR PICK.Copy !req
1005. SCHOOL PRAYER
OR PORNOGRAPHY.Copy !req
1006. ON EVERY CORNER.Copy !req
1007. I'VE SEEN IT. MARY...Copy !req
1008. CONDOMS
IN THE SCHOOLS.
WHAT?Copy !req
1009. CONDOMS IN THE SCHOOLS.Copy !req
1010. WELL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.Copy !req
1011. WHAT?Copy !req
1012. WE HAVE A SURGEON GENERAL
WHO SAYSCopy !req
1013. THEY DRAMATICALLY
REDUCE THE RISKCopy !req
1014. OF TEEN PREGNANCY AND AIDS.Copy !req
1015. SO DOES ABSTINENCE.Copy !req
1016. SHOW THE TEENAGE
MALE A CONDOMCopy !req
1017. AND HIS MIND WILL TURN
TO THOUGHTS OF LUST.Copy !req
1018. SHOW THE AMERICAN TEENAGE
MALE A LUG WRENCHCopy !req
1019. AND HIS MIND'LL TURN...
TOBY.Copy !req
1020. SCHOOL PRAYER,
PORNOGRAPHY, CONDOMS—Copy !req
1021. WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?Copy !req
1022. WE'RE NOT PREPARED
TO MAKE ANY SORTCopy !req
1023. OF A DEAL RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1024. SURE WERE ARE. MARY...Copy !req
1025. MY READ IS THAT YOU'RE
CLEANING OUT YOUR DESKCopy !req
1026. BEFORE THE END
OF BUSINESS TODAYCopy !req
1027. SO I'D RATHER NEGOTIATE
WITH TOBYCopy !req
1028. IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU.Copy !req
1029. MARY...
PLEASE ALLOW ME
TO WORK.Copy !req
1030. IT WAS ONLY A MATTER
OF TIME WITH YOU, JOSH.Copy !req
1031. THAT NEW YORK
SENSE OF HUMOR WAS JUST...Copy !req
1032. MARY, THERE'S...
REVEREND, PLEASE.Copy !req
1033. THEY THINK THEY'RE SMARTER.Copy !req
1034. THEY THINK
IT'S SMART TALKCopy !req
1035. BUT NOBODY ELSE DOES.Copy !req
1036. I'M ACTUALLY
FROM CONNECTICUTCopy !req
1037. BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE
NOR THERE; THE POINT IS...Copy !req
1038. SHE MEANT JEWISH...Copy !req
1039. WHEN SHE SAID, "NEW
YORK SENSE OF HUMOR."Copy !req
1040. SHE WAS TALKING
ABOUT YOU AND ME.Copy !req
1041. TOBY, LET'S NOT
EVEN GO THERE.Copy !req
1042. THERE'S BEEN AN APOLOGY.Copy !req
1043. LET'S MOVE ON.Copy !req
1044. Van Dyke:
I'D LIKE
TO DISCUSSCopy !req
1045. WHY WE HEAR SO MUCH TALK
ABOUT THE FIRST AMENDMENTCopy !req
1046. BUT NO TALK ABOUT
THE FIRST COMMANDMENT.Copy !req
1047. I DON'T LIKE WHAT
I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF.Copy !req
1048. WELL, I'M AFRAID
THAT'S JUST TOUGH, MRS. MARSH.Copy !req
1049. THE FIRST COMMANDMENT SAYSCopy !req
1050. "HONOR THY FATHER."Copy !req
1051. NO, IT DOESN'T!
TOBY...Copy !req
1052. IT DOESN'T.
LISTEN...Copy !req
1053. NO! IF I MAKE YOU
SIT THROUGHCopy !req
1054. THIS PREPOSTEROUS EXERCISECopy !req
1055. WE'LL GET THE NAMES
OF THE COMMANDMENTS RIGHT!Copy !req
1056. OKAY, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
1057. "HONOR THY FATHER"Copy !req
1058. IS THE THIRD COMMANDMENT!Copy !req
1059. THEN WHAT'S
THE FIRST COMMANDMENT?Copy !req
1060. "I AM THE LORD
YOUR GOD.Copy !req
1061. "THOU SHALT WORSHIPCopy !req
1062. NO OTHER GOD BEFORE ME."Copy !req
1063. BOY, THOSE WERE THE DAYS, HUH?Copy !req
1064. GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1065. AL.Copy !req
1066. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE, C.J.?Copy !req
1067. WE'VE GOT SOME HOT
TEMPERS, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1068. MARY.Copy !req
1069. MR. PRESIDENT,
I'M JOHN VAN DYKE.Copy !req
1070. YES.Copy !req
1071. REVEREND.Copy !req
1072. MAY I ASK YOU
A QUESTION, SIR?Copy !req
1073. OF COURSE.Copy !req
1074. IF OUR CHILDREN
CAN BUY PORNOGRAPHYCopy !req
1075. ON ANY STREET CORNER
FOR $5.00Copy !req
1076. ISN'T THAT TOO HIGH A PRICE
TO PAY FOR FREE SPEECH?Copy !req
1077. NO.Copy !req
1078. REALLY?Copy !req
1079. ON THE OTHER HAND,
I DO THINKCopy !req
1080. THAT $5.00 IS TOO HIGH A PRICECopy !req
1081. TO PAY FOR PORNOGRAPHY.Copy !req
1082. C.J.:
WHY DON'T WE
ALL SIT DOWN?Copy !req
1083. NO, LET'S NOT, C.J.Copy !req
1084. THESE PEOPLE WON'T BE STAYING
THAT LONG.Copy !req
1085. MAY I HAVE SOME COFFEE,
MR. LEWIS?Copy !req
1086. AL, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I ASKED YOU TO DENOUNCECopy !req
1087. THE PRACTICES OF
A FRINGE GROUPCopy !req
1088. THAT CALLS ITSELF
THE LAMBS OF GOD?Copy !req
1089. OH, SIR, THAT'S
NOT UP TO ME...Copy !req
1090. CRAP— IT IS
UP TO YOU, AL.Copy !req
1091. YOU KNOW,
MY WIFE, ABBEYCopy !req
1092. SHE NEVER WANTS MECopy !req
1093. TO DO ANYTHING
WHILE I'M UPSET—Copy !req
1094. THANK YOU,
MR. LEWIS.Copy !req
1095. 28 YEARS AGO, I CAME HOMECopy !req
1096. FROM A VERY BAD DAY
AT THE STATE HOUSE.Copy !req
1097. I TELL ABBEY I'M GOING OUT
FOR A DRIVE.Copy !req
1098. I GET IN THE STATION WAGON,
PUT IT IN REVERSECopy !req
1099. AND PULL OUT OF THE
GARAGE FULL SPEED.Copy !req
1100. EXCEPT I FORGOT
TO OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR.Copy !req
1101. ABBEY TOLD ME NOT TO DRIVE
WHILE I WAS UPSETCopy !req
1102. AND SHE WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
1103. SHE WAS RIGHT YESTERDAYCopy !req
1104. WHEN SHE TOLD ME
NOT TO GET ON THAT DAMN BICYCLECopy !req
1105. WHILE I WAS UPSET,
BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.Copy !req
1106. AND I GUESS I WAS
JUST ABOUT AS ANGRYCopy !req
1107. AS I'VE EVER BEEN
IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
1108. SEEMS MY GRANDDAUGHTER ANNIECopy !req
1109. HAD GIVEN AN INTERVIEW
IN ONE OF THOSE TEEN MAGAZINESCopy !req
1110. AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
MOVIE STARS AND MAKEUP TIPSCopy !req
1111. SHE TALKED ABOUT HER FEELINGS
ON A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE.Copy !req
1112. NOW ANNIE, ALL OF 12,
HAS ALWAYS BEEN
PRECOCIOUS.Copy !req
1113. BUT SHE'S GOT
A GOOD HEADCopy !req
1114. ON HER SHOULDERS
AND I LIKE IT
WHEN SHE USES IT.Copy !req
1115. SO I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND ITCopy !req
1116. WHEN HER MOTHER CALLED ME
IN TEARS YESTERDAY.Copy !req
1117. I SAID,
"ELIZABETH, WHAT'S WRONG?"Copy !req
1118. SHE SAID, "IT'S ANNIE."Copy !req
1119. NOW, I LOVE MY FAMILYCopy !req
1120. AND I'VE READ MY BIBLE
FROM COVER TO COVERCopy !req
1121. SO I WANT YOU TO TELL ME—Copy !req
1122. FROM WHAT PART OF
HOLY SCRIPTURECopy !req
1123. DO YOU SUPPOSE
THE LAMBS OF GODCopy !req
1124. DREW THEIR DIVINE INSPIRATIONCopy !req
1125. WHEN THEY SENT
MY 12-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTERCopy !req
1126. A RAGGEDY ANN DOLL WITH A KNIFE
STUCK THROUGH ITS THROAT?Copy !req
1127. YOU'LL DENOUNCE
THESE PEOPLE, AL.Copy !req
1128. YOU'LL DO IT PUBLICLY.Copy !req
1129. AND UNTIL YOU DO,
YOU CAN ALL GET YOUR FAT ASSESCopy !req
1130. OUT OF MY WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
1131. C.J., SHOW THESE PEOPLE OUT.Copy !req
1132. I BELIEVE WE CAN
FIND THE DOOR.Copy !req
1133. FIND IT NOW.Copy !req
1134. WE'LL FIX THIS, LEO.Copy !req
1135. SEE THAT YOU DO.Copy !req
1136. OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY THAT,
AS IT TURNED OUTCopy !req
1137. I WAS THE CALMEST PERSON
IN THE ROOM?Copy !req
1138. HEY.
WAY TO STAY COOL.Copy !req
1139. I AM NOT EMPOWERED TO AUCTION
OFF THE BILL OF RIGHTS.Copy !req
1140. I THOUGHT YOU'D TAKE
A SWING AT HER.Copy !req
1141. SHE WAS CALLING US
NEW YORK JEWS, JOSH.Copy !req
1142. BUT BEING FROM
CONNECTICUTCopy !req
1143. I DIDN'T MIND SO MUCH.Copy !req
1144. YOU, C.J., ON THE OTHER HANDCopy !req
1145. YOU WERE BRILLIANT.Copy !req
1146. I PARTICULARLY
LIKED THE PARTCopy !req
1147. WHERE YOU SAID
NOTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
1148. I'M SORRY, JOSH.
I WAS DISTRACTED.Copy !req
1149. ALL I COULD
REALLY THINK ABOUTCopy !req
1150. WAS LLOYD RUSSELL
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
1151. MANDY AND LLOYD RUSSELL?Copy !req
1152. I'LL PUT AN END
TO THAT.Copy !req
1153. HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1154. DID YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP, SIR?Copy !req
1155. HOW'S THE ANKLE, SIR?Copy !req
1156. SEEMS TO ME WE'VE ALL BEEN
TAKING A LITTLE BREAK.Copy !req
1157. THINKING ABOUT
OUR PERSONAL LIVES OR...Copy !req
1158. THINKING ABOUT
KEEPING OUR JOBS?Copy !req
1159. BREAKS ARE GOOD.Copy !req
1160. IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA TO TAKE
A BREAK EVERY NOW AND THEN.Copy !req
1161. AND I KNOW
HOW HARD YOU ALL WORK.Copy !req
1162. THERE WAS THIS TIME
THAT ANNIE CAME TO MECopy !req
1163. WITH THIS PRESS CLIPPING...Copy !req
1164. SEEMS THESE THEOLOGIANS
DOWN IN SOUTH AMERICACopy !req
1165. WERE ALL EXCITED BECAUSE
THIS LITTLE GIRL FROM CHILECopy !req
1166. HAD SLICED OPEN A TOMATOCopy !req
1167. AND THE INSIDE FLESH
OF THE TOMATOCopy !req
1168. HAD ACTUALLY FORMEDCopy !req
1169. A PERFECT ROSARY.Copy !req
1170. THE THEOLOGIANS COMMENTED
THAT THEY THOUGHTCopy !req
1171. THAT THIS WAS
A VERY IMPRESSIVE GIRL.Copy !req
1172. ANNIE COMMENTED
THAT SHE THOUGHTCopy !req
1173. IT WAS A VERY IMPRESSIVE
TOMATO.Copy !req
1174. DON'T KNOW WHAT
MADE ME THINK OF THAT.Copy !req
1175. NAVAL INTELLIGENCE REPORTSCopy !req
1176. APPROXIMATELY 1,200 CUBANS
LEFT HAVANA THIS MORNING.Copy !req
1177. APPROXIMATELY 700 TURNED BACK
DUE TO SEVERE WEATHER.Copy !req
1178. SOME 350 ARE MISSING
AND PRESUMED DEAD.Copy !req
1179. 137 HAVE BEEN TAKEN
INTO CUSTODY IN MIAMICopy !req
1180. AND ARE SEEKING ASYLUM.Copy !req
1181. WITH THE CLOTHES ON THEIR BACK,
THEY CAME THROUGH A STORMCopy !req
1182. AND THE ONES THAT DIDN'T DIECopy !req
1183. WANT A BETTER LIFE
AND THEY WANT IT HERE.Copy !req
1184. TALK ABOUT IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
1185. MY POINT IS THIS—Copy !req
1186. BREAK'S OVER.Copy !req
1187. THANK YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1188. THANK YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1189. THANK YOU, SIR.Copy !req
1190. JOSH...Copy !req
1191. "TOO BUSY BEING INDICTED
FOR TAX FRAUD"?Copy !req
1192. DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
1193. YES, SIR.Copy !req
1194. MRS. LANDINGHAM, WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
1195. GOVERNOR THOMAS
AND THE MAJORITY LEADERCopy !req
1196. HAVE ASKED TO BE
CONFERENCED INCopy !req
1197. AND THE GROUP FROM NASA's
ASSEMBLING FOR THEIR PHOTO OP.Copy !req
1198. AT 7:00, YOU HAVE COCKTAILS...Copy !req