1. GARY, PHONE!Copy !req
2. MOM, I'M BUSY!Copy !req
3. GARY!
WHAT?Copy !req
4. PHONE!
FINE!Copy !req
5. HAVE A COW,
WHY DON'T YA?Copy !req
6. ATOMIC COMIC
COLLECTION CONNECTION.Copy !req
7. SHUT UP, I KNOW!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
8. WORKING.
HANG ON.Copy !req
9. ATOMIC COMIC
COLLECTION CONNECTION.Copy !req
10. 21!Copy !req
11. THIS IS THE MONARCH SPEAKING.Copy !req
12. I GOT 24 ON THE OTHER LINE.
I'LL PUT US ON THREE WAY.Copy !req
13. GOOD, I WANT HIM
TO HEAR THIS TOO.Copy !req
14. DUDE, IT'S THE MONARCH.Copy !req
15. HEY, BOSS.
HOW'S PRISON?Copy !req
16. WELL, I'M OUT.
NO THANKS TO YOU SCHMUCKS!Copy !req
17. GUESS WHERE AM I NOW?
BEST WESTERN?Copy !req
18. I AM SITTING
IN THE CHARRED REMAINSCopy !req
19. OF MY ONCE-MIGHTY
FLYING COCOON.Copy !req
20. ANYONE WANNA EXPLAIN TO MECopy !req
21. WHY MY COCOON IS CHARRED?Copy !req
22. 24: BECAUSE YOU TOLD US
TO DESTROY THE COCOON?Copy !req
23. AND WHY IT IS SIDEWAYS?Copy !req
24. WE WERE FOLLOWING ORDERS.
YOU CAN'T YELL AT US
FOR FOLLOWING ORDERS.Copy !req
25. OR KILL US FOR
FOLLOWING
ORDERS.Copy !req
26. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
27. JUST SUMMON THE OTHERS
AND GET OVER HERE.Copy !req
28. THERE ARE
NO OTHERS.Copy !req
29. YEAH, MOST OF THEM JOINED UP
WITH MONSTROSO'S CREWCopy !req
30. WHEN YOU WENT INSIDE.Copy !req
31. AND WE KINDA LOST TOUCH
AFTER THAT.Copy !req
32. I'M NOT GONNA
LOSE MY TEMPER.Copy !req
33. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT
IS GOING TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
34. I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER
IN WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BATHROOM.Copy !req
35. WHEN I GET OUT,
I EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE.Copy !req
36. AND I EXPECT THIS COCOON
TO BE FULLY MANNEDCopy !req
37. AND FULLY OPERATIONAL.Copy !req
38. AWESOME!
WE ARE BACK, DUDE.Copy !req
39. YOU HEARD HIM.
I'LL PICK YOU UP
AT 5:00.Copy !req
40. BE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
41. I DON'T WANNA HAVE
TO TALK TO YOUR MOM.Copy !req
42. OH, I WILL BE THERE.Copy !req
43. DADDY'S HOME.Copy !req
44. QUIT HONKING.
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
45. LADY!
LADY, NO!Copy !req
46. MOM! MOM, CALL THE DOG.Copy !req
47. THE GRAND COOLEY DAM,Copy !req
48. THE LARGEST CONCRETE STRUCTURE
IN THE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
49. WHATEVER.Copy !req
50. DO THEY REALLY
NEED TO KNOW THIS?Copy !req
51. HAPPY FIF- UH,
16th BIRTHDAY, BOYS.Copy !req
52. BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLE.Copy !req
53. HEY!Copy !req
54. HERE BOYS,
PUT THESE IN YOUR WALLETS.Copy !req
55. YOU'RE OFFICIAL NOW.Copy !req
56. HOW COME THEY'RE
ALL BURNT UP?Copy !req
57. UH, LAMINATING ACCIDENT.
THEY'RE STILL GOOD, THOUGH.Copy !req
58. YOU SURE?
'CAUSE THIS DATE IS WRONG.Copy !req
59. IF I WAS BORN
THE YEAR THIS SAYS —Copy !req
60. CURIOSITY KILLS MORE
THAN THE CAT, BOY.Copy !req
61. PUT 'EM IN YOUR WALLETS
AND GET DRESSED.Copy !req
62. WE HAVE A BIG DAY AHEAD.Copy !req
63. ARE YOU THE BULLY
OF YOUR SCHOOL,Copy !req
64. OR EVEN THE VICTIM
OF BULLYING?Copy !req
65. DO YOU WATCH MOVIES ABOUT
COSTUME HEROES AND THINK,Copy !req
66. "WOW, THAT GUY'S A PUSSY.Copy !req
67. I SURE HOPE A MUCH COOLER
BAD GUY KICKS HIS ASS.Copy !req
68. WOW, IT'S LIKE
YOU'RE READING MY MIND.Copy !req
69. I AM NOT A MIND READER,
STRANGER.Copy !req
70. YOU, LIKE
SO MANY OTHERS, ARE DRAWNCopy !req
71. TO THIS SEXY,
ACTION-PACKED LIFESTYLECopy !req
72. OF THE PROFESSIONAL HENCHMAN.Copy !req
73. BUT I COULD
NEVER BE A HENCHMAN.Copy !req
74. I AM JUST A NORMAL GUYCopy !req
75. WHO IS BETWEEN THE AGE
OF 18 AND 30,Copy !req
76. A LONER, AND LACKS TIES
TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY.Copy !req
77. YOU, STRANGER,
ARE THE PERFECT CANDIDATECopy !req
78. FOR COSTUMED AGGRESSION.Copy !req
79. YO, FAT BOY,
WE GET TO CARRY A PIECE?Copy !req
80. OF COURSE! YOUR STANDARD
GRADE-ONE HENCHMENCopy !req
81. IN SERVICE
OF THE MIGHTY MONARCHCopy !req
82. IS ISSUED A DART GUN
AND A GRAPPLING CANNON,Copy !req
83. TO NAME ONLY A FEW
OF THE EXCITING
ACCOUTREMENTSCopy !req
84. THAT WILL AID
THE HENCHMENCopy !req
85. IN HIS WONDROUS WORLD OF
CAREER HENCHING.Copy !req
86. WHAT KIND OF RIDE
WE GET?Copy !req
87. HOW DOES AN ENORMOUS
FLYING COCOON SOUND TO YOU?Copy !req
88. WOW, A FLYING COCOON?Copy !req
89. I CAN ALREADY FEEL
MY LIFE GETTING BETTER.Copy !req
90. THE MIGHTY MONARCH!Copy !req
91. AAH!Copy !req
92. NO WAY.Copy !req
93. ARE WE FLOATING?Copy !req
94. HEY, BOSS!Copy !req
95. YOU ACTUALLY DID
WHAT I TOLD YOU?Copy !req
96. OH, YEAH, WE ARE
UP AND RUNNING.Copy !req
97. THE NEW GUYS STOLE
SOME PARTS FROM SERGEANT
HATRED'S HOVER TANK,Copy !req
98. WHICH IS COOL,
BUT BROKEN NOW.Copy !req
99. SO THERE'S A COUPLE
OF ISSUES.Copy !req
100. LET ME DO THIS.
YOU KNOW THAT 21 AND ICopy !req
101. HAVE BEEN WORKING
FOR YOU FOREVER?Copy !req
102. AND WE THINK IT'S
ABOUT TIME WE WERECopy !req
103. GIVEN NEW NUMBERS,
LIKE 1 AND 2.Copy !req
104. OR 2 AND 1.Copy !req
105. FINE, WHATEVER.
OH, YEAH,
LIKE IT'S THAT EASY.Copy !req
106. NO, LISTEN TO THIS.Copy !req
107. HENCHMEN 28,
FRONT AND CENTER.Copy !req
108. YOU WANT ME,
YOU ROLL YOUR
BIG ASS OVER HERE.Copy !req
109. AND I DONE TOLD YOU
MY NAME IS
NUMBER 1.Copy !req
110. I LIKE THAT!
SHOWS INITIATIVE!Copy !req
111. SEEMS LIKE YOU COLLECTED
THE PERFECT TEAM OF GO-GETTERSCopy !req
112. TO CARRY OUT
MY BRILLIANT NEW PLAN —Copy !req
113. OPERATION GET BACK
DR. GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
114. NUMBER 1, IT'S TIME
YOU MET YOUR LEADER!Copy !req
115. THE MONARCH!Copy !req
116. WHAT THE?
GET THAT OFF
YOUR HEAD!Copy !req
117. I SMELL WEED.Copy !req
118. CAN'T YOU GIVE ME
JUST A LITTLE HINT?Copy !req
119. AND RUIN THE SURPRISE?
NO, SIRREE BOB.Copy !req
120. I WISH I WAS YOU.Copy !req
121. THIS WAS A BIG DAY FOR ME
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.Copy !req
122. HI, MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
123. I WOULD LIKE TO FIT
THE LUCKY BIRTHDAY BOYCopy !req
124. FOR HIS FIRST
SPEED SUIT.Copy !req
125. GREAT, AND WHAT IS
A SPEED SUIT?Copy !req
126. "WHAT IS A SPEED SUIT?"Copy !req
127. ONLY THE PERFECT THING
FOR THE SCIENCE-MINDED MANCopy !req
128. WHO KNOWS
BOTH COMFORT AND EASE,Copy !req
129. AND DEMANDS THEM
FROM HIS CLOTHING.Copy !req
130. IN A SPEED SUIT,
YOU SAY TO THE WORLD,Copy !req
131. "LOOK OUT!Copy !req
132. I KNOW WHAT I'M WEARING
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!"Copy !req
133. THAT'S A SHORT-SLEEVED
JUMPSUIT.Copy !req
134. CHECK THE WORK WEAR DEPARTMENT
IN THE BACK.Copy !req
135. MY BIG SURPRISE
IS A JUMPSUIT?Copy !req
136. SPEED SUIT. I DON'T
WANNA HEAR YOU EVER SAYCopy !req
137. "JUMPSUIT," DEAN,
NOT EVER — SPEED SUIT.Copy !req
138. THERE SHE IS.
FOLLOW HER!Copy !req
139. STEADY.
STEADY NOW.Copy !req
140. KEEP YOUR
DISTANCE.Copy !req
141. YEAH, FLY CASUAL.Copy !req
142. SHE'S TURNING AROUND!Copy !req
143. QUICK —
EVASIVE MANEUVERS! NOW!Copy !req
144. SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
145. NO, I THOUGHT
I FORGOT SOMETHING.Copy !req
146. OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
147. I LOOK LIKE
SANTA'S MAGIC JANITOR.Copy !req
148. NONSENSE, YOU LOOK
LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.Copy !req
149. AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
THE WIDE PIPE MAIN SEAMSCopy !req
150. ON THE EXPLORER MODEL
WERE TOO SHOWY.Copy !req
151. THIS ONE IS
ELEGANTLY UNDERSTATED.Copy !req
152. AND THE COLOR HAS
A DANCER FLARE TO IT.Copy !req
153. HOW'S IT FIT
IN THE SEAT?Copy !req
154. POP! THERE ARE
PEOPLE AROUND.Copy !req
155. YOU WANT A SLEEK PROFILE,
YET ROOMY.Copy !req
156. A PROPERLY FIT SPEED SUIT SHOULD
CROTCH AT LEAST SIX INCHESCopy !req
157. BELOW YOUR NATURAL INSEAM.Copy !req
158. CAN I TAKE THIS OFF NOW?Copy !req
159. HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING OVER HERE?Copy !req
160. WILL YOU BE
TAKING THAT?Copy !req
161. NO.
YES, MA'AM!Copy !req
162. AND DON'T BOTHER
WRAPPING IT UP.Copy !req
163. THE FUTURE
SUPER SCIENTIST
WILL BE WEARING IT OUT.Copy !req
164. MAGNIFICENT.Copy !req
165. FINALLY SOMEBODY
WHO UNDERSTANDSCopy !req
166. THAT SERRATION IS
ONLY GOOD FOR BREAD.Copy !req
167. WOW, THAT
IS SO GREAT.Copy !req
168. YOU KNOW
HOW WE SHALL CELEBRATE?Copy !req
169. YES! DINNER PARTY.Copy !req
170. OH, I WILL BEGIN
A MARINADE TONIGHT.Copy !req
171. WE SHALL INVITE
MANTICLAWS AND ANIMOUS.Copy !req
172. OH, WAIT,
THAT'S AWKWARD.Copy !req
173. PHANTOM, HONESTLY,
I AM FINDING THISCopy !req
174. SO HARD
TO CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
175. YOU HAVE TO FEEL THE HEFT
TO REALLY APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
176. SHOPKEEPER, THE LADY WOULD
LIKE TO INSPECT THIS.Copy !req
177. WELL, I'M GONNA GET A NASH.
YOU COMING?Copy !req
178. AND SUFFER
THE EMBARRASSMENTCopy !req
179. OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH
PICKLE FORKS FOR
THE PARTY?Copy !req
180. NO, MY QUEEN, THERE
IS MUCH TO PROCURE.Copy !req
181. BECAUSE MINE GOT
BROKEN, THAT'S WHY.Copy !req
182. GEEZ, HOW'D A THING
LIKE THAT HAPPEN?Copy !req
183. I DON'T KNOW, HANK, PROBABLY
WHEN SOMEBODY WAS
PLAYING WITH IT.Copy !req
184. GO LONG.Copy !req
185. HEY!Copy !req
186. COME ON WITH THAT!
SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
187. YEAH, KEEP WALKING.Copy !req
188. HOLY CRAP,
NO WAY!Copy !req
189. HI.Copy !req
190. I FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
191. WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
192. BUTTERFLY KISSES.
LEARNED IT IN PRISON.Copy !req
193. WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA PRETEND
THAT WE JUST ACCIDENTALLYCopy !req
194. RAN INTO EACH OTHER NOW?Copy !req
195. YOU KNOW, DO THAT "FANCY MEETING
YOU HERE" ROUTINE?Copy !req
196. UH, NO.Copy !req
197. COULD IT BE THAT
YOU WERE TAILING MECopy !req
198. IN A GIGANTIC FLOATING COCOON?Copy !req
199. BY THE WAY, TELL 24
THAT THE CLOAK MODECopy !req
200. DOESN'T WORK IN FOURTH GEAR.Copy !req
201. SEE, WE NEED YOU.
COME BACK.Copy !req
202. EVERYTHING IS CRAZY.Copy !req
203. HENCHMEN CRY THEMSELVES
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.Copy !req
204. I THINK THE COCOON IS
PROBABLY REALLY BUSTED.Copy !req
205. I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL.Copy !req
206. THERE'S JUST
SO MANY BUTTONS.Copy !req
207. S-SO MANY BUTTONS.Copy !req
208. CUT TO THE CHASE,
MONARCH.Copy !req
209. DON'T YOU WANNA
CONSOLE ME?Copy !req
210. WHY DO YOU WANT ME BACK —
BECAUSE YOUR TREE FORTCopy !req
211. IS FALLING APART,
OR BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME?Copy !req
212. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!Copy !req
213. BECAUSE —BECAUSE
WHEN I USED TO LAYCopy !req
214. MY WORLD-WEARY BROW
ON YOUR PERFECT BREASTSCopy !req
215. AND FEEL THE PHLEGMY
RUMBLE OF YOUR CHESTCopy !req
216. AS YOU TOLD ME,
"THIS IS HEAVEN."Copy !req
217. I BELIEVED YOU.Copy !req
218. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
219. WHEN YOU THREW ME OUT,
I WAS DEVASTATED.Copy !req
220. I WOULD HAVE COME HOME
IF YOU ASKED ME TO.Copy !req
221. YES, I'M THAT STUPID.
BUT YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
222. YOU CALLED ME A WHORE,
AND YOU WENT BACKCopy !req
223. TO YOUR "I'LL GET YOU,
DR. VENTURE" SHENANIGANS...Copy !req
224. 24: BOSS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
225. I WANT YOU TO GROW UP...Copy !req
226. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO JUST WALKED IN.Copy !req
227. WHO?Copy !req
228. DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
229. HOLY CRAP!
WHAT DO YOU WANT
US TO DO?Copy !req
230. MOVE IN!
UH, MOVE IN WITH ME.Copy !req
231. WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME
TO SHARE THE BEDROOM
WITH YOU?Copy !req
232. NO, DON'T BE AN A-HOLE.
I WAS TALKING TO —Copy !req
233. I WAS TALKING TO —Copy !req
234. YOU WERE TALKING TO WHO?
TO YOUR HENCHMEN.Copy !req
235. I DON'T BELIEVE
I WAS FALLING FOR THIS.Copy !req
236. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL.Copy !req
237. LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT PHANTOM LIMB...Copy !req
238. UH, DOES HE KNOW
HIS CHANNEL'S OPEN?Copy !req
239. DAMN,
HOMEBOY THINKS
HE'S THE MACK,Copy !req
240. BUT HE'S
UP
WITH HIS FEMALE.Copy !req
241. HEY, EASE UP ON HIM.
HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.Copy !req
242. THE MAN'S HEART
HAS BEEN BROKEN.Copy !req
243. I AM LEAVING!Copy !req
244. CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN ACT
LIKE AN ADULT.Copy !req
245. I AM AN ADULT.
LET ME GO.Copy !req
246. PLEASE, PLEASE,
JUST GIVE ME —Copy !req
247. STAY, STAY, STAY.Copy !req
248. JUST, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
249. MONARCH! UNHAND HER
THIS INSTANT.Copy !req
250. AAH! AH!Copy !req
251. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
252. YOU, NUMBER TWO
WITH FRIED RICE, GET DOWN!Copy !req
253. AH, THERE YOU ARE.
WE'RE ALMOST READY.Copy !req
254. JUST HAD TO SWING
BY THE SHOE SHACK.Copy !req
255. I SPIED THE PERFECT
ITALIAN ANKLE BOOTSCopy !req
256. TO COMPLETE
DEAN'S ENSEMBLE.Copy !req
257. DON'T SAY IT.Copy !req
258. YOU LOOK LIKE
THE MAYOR OF CANDYLAND.Copy !req
259. IT'S AN AMBUSH!
BOYS, GET BACK!Copy !req
260. CAN YOU READ
MY MIND?Copy !req
261. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
THAT YOU DO TO ME?Copy !req
262. HERE I AM, LIKE
A KID OUT OF SCHOOL,Copy !req
263. HOLDING HANDS
WITH A GODDESS.Copy !req
264. I'M A FOOL.Copy !req
265. OH! SON OF A —Copy !req
266. AH! MY GLASSES.
WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?Copy !req
267. WHERE ARE
MY GLASSES?Copy !req
268. OH, MY GOD.
THANK GOD.Copy !req
269. WHAT'S GOING —
I'M GONNA THROW UP.Copy !req
270. ONLY ONE SHOT AT THIS.Copy !req
271. YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
272. WHAT THE —
OH, YOU WANT
SOME OF THIS?Copy !req
273. OH, DAMN YOU, NERF.Copy !req
274. NO.Copy !req
275. AAH!Copy !req
276. HANK.Copy !req
277. WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT? OH!Copy !req
278. MALL COPS!Copy !req
279. HENCHMEN, RETREAT!Copy !req
280. I WON'T LET YOU KEEP HER,
MONARCH.Copy !req
281. HELLO, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
282. WHAT THE —Copy !req
283. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I HAVEN'T KILLED YOU.Copy !req
284. I'M WONDERING
WHERE THE HELL I AM.Copy !req
285. THE LAIR
OF THE PHANTOM.Copy !req
286. BEHINDS THESE
MODEST WALLS LIESCopy !req
287. THE MOST
TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCEDCopy !req
288. SYSTEM OF CONTROLLED EVIL
IN EXISTENCE.Copy !req
289. YOU, SIR, ARE SITTING SMACK DABCopy !req
290. IN THE MIDDLE OF LOCATION BCopy !req
291. FOR THE GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.Copy !req
292. YOU LIKE DOING THAT,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
293. OH, YES, NEXT TO
THE "BEHOLD THE GIANT
WALKING DEATH RAY" SPEECH,Copy !req
294. "THE WELCOME TO HELL" SPEECH
IS MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
295. NO, DON'T GET UP.
YOU'VE BEEN SHOT.Copy !req
296. SADLY, IT WASN'T FATAL.Copy !req
297. I HAVE REMOVED THE BULLET
AND THREE OTHERS,Copy !req
298. A BLOW GUN DART,
TWO SHARK'S TEETH,Copy !req
299. THE TIP OF A BAYONET,
A TWISTED PAPER CLIPCopy !req
300. AND A MEAGER HANDFUL
OF BUCKSHOT.Copy !req
301. YOU MAY WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO DUCK.Copy !req
302. IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
I'M GONNA GET UPCopy !req
303. AND POUND YOUR SMUG FACE
INTO THAT ARMREST.Copy !req
304. SO WHY DON'T YOU SPEND
YOUR LAST MINUTES
OF LIFECopy !req
305. TELLING ME
WHAT WENT DOWN?Copy !req
306. IT SEEMS THAT OUR MUTUAL PEST
THE MONARCHCopy !req
307. HAS HIMSELF A DEATH WISH.Copy !req
308. HE'S OPERATING
IN FULL COSTUMED AGGRESSION
WITHOUT A GUILD LICENSE.Copy !req
309. HIS HENCHMEN ARE USING
LEVEL 5 OFFENSE WEAPONSCopy !req
310. FOR A LEVEL 1 THREAT —
NO OFFENSE TO DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
311. AND HE'S KIDNAPPED
MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
312. SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?Copy !req
313. NOT ME, WE.Copy !req
314. I LEFT OUT ONE SMALL DETAIL.Copy !req
315. THE MONARCH ALSO KIDNAPPED
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.Copy !req
316. THE MOST RECKLESS
GRACELESS EXHIBITIONCopy !req
317. OF HENCHMANISM
I HAVE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
318. YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL
A BUNCH OF HOT SHOT
YOUNG WANNABES, DON'T YA?Copy !req
319. BUT THERE ARE
RULES IN THIS BUSINESS.Copy !req
320. IT'S ABOUT FINESSE.Copy !req
321. WE DON'T JUST GO IN
GUNS A-BLAZING, WILLY NILLY.Copy !req
322. AND WHERE DID YOU GET
REAL GUNS, ANYWAY, HUH?Copy !req
323. THOSE AREN'T STANDARD ISSUE.
HAND THEM OVER.Copy !req
324. WHAT, IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU?Copy !req
325. I SAID, HAND OVER
YOUR FIREARM,Copy !req
326. OR I WILL BE FORCED TO —Copy !req
327. WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP!
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
328. KEEP UP.
WHERE ARE YOU PARKED?Copy !req
329. WHERE AM I WHAT?Copy !req
330. YOUR CAR,
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?Copy !req
331. WE CAME IN OUR
BODYGUARD'S CAR.
WHY?Copy !req
332. BECAUSE MY EX-BOYFRIEND,
THE IDIOT THAT HE IS,Copy !req
333. KIDNAPPED YOUR FATHER AND BROCK,
AND PROBABLY MY CURRENT BEAU.Copy !req
334. AND YOU TWO ARE GONNA
TAKE ME TO HIM NOW.Copy !req
335. WAIT, HOW DO
YOU KNOW BROCK?Copy !req
336. HERE IT IS!Copy !req
337. WELL, AREN'T
YOU GONNA —Copy !req
338. HANK, YOU DRIVE.
I NEVER DRIVE MEN.Copy !req
339. BROCK WOULD NEVER
LET US DRIVE —Copy !req
340. DON'T BE SUCH A CANDY-ASS, DEAN.
GET IN THE BACK.Copy !req
341. HEY!
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?Copy !req
342. YOU HEARD THE WOMAN,
CANDY ASS.Copy !req
343. WAIT A SEC.Copy !req
344. OKAY, GET IN.Copy !req
345. HOW DO YOU KNOW
ALL THIS STUFF, LADY?Copy !req
346. I NUMBER TWO'D FOR TRUCKULES
WHEN I WAS FIRST
STARTING OUT.Copy !req
347. I CAN HOTWIRE ANYTHING.Copy !req
348. NO, I MEAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS GONNA —Copy !req
349. WHOA.Copy !req
350. 10:00 O'CLOCK,
2:00 O'CLOCK.Copy !req
351. YOU CAN DO THIS, HANK.Copy !req
352. THE PEDAL ON THE LEFT —
THAT'S THE CLUTCH.Copy !req
353. PUT YOUR FOOT ON IT.Copy !req
354. NOW SHIFT INTO FIRST GEAR.Copy !req
355. SEE THE LITTLE DIAGRAM
ON THE KNOB,Copy !req
356. THAT LITTLE ONE ON IT.Copy !req
357. WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU OUR MOMMY?Copy !req
358. NICE.Copy !req
359. GOD, IT'S UNBEARABLE.Copy !req
360. FIRST THE MUTINY,
AND NOW I CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
361. I'M SHARING THE SAME AIR
AS MY SWORN ENEMY.Copy !req
362. GOD, I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE —Copy !req
363. I'M DROWNING
IN MY OWN HATE!Copy !req
364. WHAT IS IT WITH THIS
OBSESSION OF YOURS?Copy !req
365. WHAT DID I EVER
DO TO YOU?Copy !req
366. AH! HOW DARE YOU!
AS IF YOU —Copy !req
367. FRANKLY,
IT'S BEGINNING
TO GET A BIT OLD.Copy !req
368. OH, AND THEN TO BELITTLE
MY WRATH LIKE —Copy !req
369. OH!Copy !req
370. OH, I WOULD LOVE
TO SMACK THAT SMUG —Copy !req
371. MY GOD, GUYS,
CHILL, CHILL!Copy !req
372. IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUT
OF THIS ALIVE,Copy !req
373. YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE
TO PUT ASIDE YOUR DIFFERENCESCopy !req
374. AND WORK TOGETHER.Copy !req
375. NOW I THINK
I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
376. IF WE COULD JUST
GET OUR HANDS ON SOME WEAPONSCopy !req
377. WE COULD TOTALLY
TAKE THESE GUYS.Copy !req
378. YEAH, NO DUH. BUT IF —
JUST IF WE WEREN'TCopy !req
379. LOCKED IN A CELL,
OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?Copy !req
380. THE ARMORY'S
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE COCOON.Copy !req
381. WE'D HAVE TO CROSS
THROUGH THE THRONE ROOM.Copy !req
382. WHERE
THOSE GUYS ARE,
THOSE SCARY GUYS.Copy !req
383. OKAY, WE DON'T
EVEN NEED THE ARMORY.Copy !req
384. I'M TALKING ABOUT
MY OWN PERSONAL STASH.Copy !req
385. AND WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING
RIGHT UNDER MY ROOM.Copy !req
386. TRUST ME, WE CAN CLIMB
THROUGH THE AIR DUCTS.Copy !req
387. THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE FITTING
IN THAT THING.Copy !req
388. REALLY, YOU'RE
JUST TOO HEAVY.Copy !req
389. !
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
390. MUSCLE GROWTH ACCELERATOR.Copy !req
391. JUST A LITTLE NOSTALGIC ITEMCopy !req
392. FROM BACK WHEN I WAS
A SCIENTIFIC GOODY-GOODY.Copy !req
393. NOT UNLIKE YOUR DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
394. NO, WAIT,
I WAS GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
395. OH, WHAT IS IT
WITH YOU DICKS?Copy !req
396. THE MINUTE AN EXPERIMENT
MESSES UP,Copy !req
397. YOU SELL YOURSELF
A PAIR OF TIGHT PAJAMASCopy !req
398. AND BECOME A PROFESSIONAL
PAIN IN MY —Copy !req
399. AAAH!
TURN THAT DOWN!Copy !req
400. DEAL WITH IT, TOUGH GUY.Copy !req
401. AND I DON'T NEED A CLUMSY BULLY
MAKING A MESS OF THIS.Copy !req
402. IF THIS INCIDENT GETS OUT,Copy !req
403. MY CAREER WITH THE GUILD
IS DONE FOR.Copy !req
404. THIS WILL BE HANDLED
SURGICALLY AND QUIETLY.Copy !req
405. YEAH, YEAH,
WE TEAM UP LIKE
SCULLY AND MOULDERCopy !req
406. AND SOLVE MYSTERIES,
BEEN OVER THIS.Copy !req
407. I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE
PLAYING MAKE BELIEVECopy !req
408. BUT A LUNATIC HAS
KIDNAPPED MY FAMILY,Copy !req
409. AND I'M GONNA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT!Copy !req
410. NOT WITHOUT ME.Copy !req
411. THERE WE GO.Copy !req
412. A GOOD CALL ON THE WD-40,
SAID THE MONARCH, GRUDGINGLY.Copy !req
413. NEVER GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT IT, BUT THANKS.Copy !req
414. I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU PROVED US
WRONG, DOUBLE STUFF.Copy !req
415. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
KEEP LAUGHING, WHILE
I TOTALLY EMANCIPATE YOU.Copy !req
416. GENTLEMEN,
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.Copy !req
417. IS THIS THEM?
ARE THESE THEY?Copy !req
418. WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?Copy !req
419. OUT OF THE WAY!
I AM THE LEADER HERE.Copy !req
420. I WILL DISTRIBUTE THE...Copy !req
421. WARE.Copy !req
422. ARE THESE THEY?Copy !req
423. YEAH. AND YOU HAVE
TO ADMIT,Copy !req
424. IT IS A PRETTY
FORMIDABLE
COLLECTION.Copy !req
425. YOU IDIOT!Copy !req
426. WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS CRAP —Copy !req
427. MAKE THEM LAUGH SO HARD
THEY BLOW MALT LIQUOR
OUT OF THEIR NOSES?Copy !req
428. NO, I THINK YOU'LL
HAVE THAT COVEREDCopy !req
429. WHEN YOU
STORM THE ROOM IN
BUTTERFLY COSTUMES.Copy !req
430. OH, HA HA HA.
NICE ONESIE, DICK.Copy !req
431. DOES IT HAVE SNAPS IN THE BACK
SO YOU CAN MAKE POOPIES?Copy !req
432. THIS IS
A SPEED SUIT, MISTER.Copy !req
433. NOT A ONESIE.Copy !req
434. HA, MAYBE THEY'LL THINK
YOU'RE A THREE-YEAR-OLDCopy !req
435. WITH PROGERIA
AND TAKE PITY ON US.Copy !req
436. OH, IN YOUR FACE!Copy !req
437. WILL YOU STOP THAT?
THIS IS EXTRA AMUSINGCopy !req
438. AND EVERYTHING,
BUT WE'VE GOT USCopy !req
439. A COCOON TO TAKE BACK.Copy !req
440. WITH TOYS.Copy !req
441. TOY, SCHMOYS.
CHECK THIS ACTION —Copy !req
442. AN OFFICIAL LICENSED
LORD OF THE RINGS
REPLICA SWORD.Copy !req
443. NOW WE'RE TALKING.Copy !req
444. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
THAT IS MINT IN BOX!Copy !req
445. NOT EVEN A SCAR.Copy !req
446. DID YOU LOOK AROUND THE NIPPLE
OR THE BELLY BUTTON.Copy !req
447. SOMETIMES THEY PUT 'EM IN
THROUGH THERE.Copy !req
448. LOOK, SHE IS ALL WOMAN.
I'VE EXPLORED EVERY
SUBTLE INCH OF HER,Copy !req
449. AND I FOUND NOTHING
BUT NECTAR.Copy !req
450. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
MAYBE THE MONARCH'S
JUST BETTER EQUIPPED.Copy !req
451. YOU ARE STRAPPING ON
AN ULTRA LIGHT
GYRO PACK.Copy !req
452. THEY'RE ONLY ISSUED
TO TOP RANKING GUILD
OPERATIVES.Copy !req
453. OH, I MEAN,
BETTER EQUIPPED.Copy !req
454. SHE WAS KIDNAPPED,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
455. KIDNAPPED!
YEAH, JUST SAYING.Copy !req
456. LOOK, ARE YOU READY?
HOW DO YOU...Copy !req
457. UP, DOWN, SIDE, SIDE,
READY WEAPON.Copy !req
458. LEFT HAND OPERATES
SPEED AND TARGETING,Copy !req
459. JUST LIKE A HELICOPTER.Copy !req
460. JUST LIKE
MY KIND OF HELICOPTER.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
461. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HIT ME
WITH "LOCK AND LOAD."Copy !req
462. THE NIGHT
IS STILL YOUNG!Copy !req
463. LEFT, TURN LEFT.Copy !req
464. I'M DRIVING.
YES, WE KNOW.Copy !req
465. MOMMY, HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHERE TO GO?Copy !req
466. I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY!
AND I PUT A TRACERCopy !req
467. ON THE MONARCH
WHEN WE WERE FIRST DATING.Copy !req
468. HANK, TAKE THIS RIGHT.Copy !req
469. I'M DRIVING!
I'M A DRIVER!Copy !req
470. WE KNOW.
YEAH, A TRACER.Copy !req
471. YOU DO STUFF LIKE THAT
WHEN YOU DATE SUPER VILLAINS.Copy !req
472. WHERE DID YOU PUT IT?
IS IT IN HIS BRAIN?Copy !req
473. OR IS IT LIKE
A SECRET TRACER TOOTH?Copy !req
474. NO, I HID IT IN MY MOUTH,
AND I JAMMED IT UP —Copy !req
475. HONEY, LIKE I SAID, YOU DO
SOME PRETTY STRANGE THINGSCopy !req
476. WHEN YOU DATE SUPER VILLAINS.Copy !req
477. I'M SO KEEPING THIS THING.Copy !req
478. IT'S THE FIRST NET CANNON
I'VE USED THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.Copy !req
479. THEY USUALLY JUST
MESS UP THE GUY'S HAIR.Copy !req
480. PROTOTYPE.
I'LL GET YOU SOME
MORE NET CARTRIDGES.Copy !req
481. THANKS.Copy !req
482. HEY, THAT KILLER HAND THING
IS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
483. CAN YOU GET ME
ONE OF THOSE?Copy !req
484. THAT'S ALL ME —
THE OUTCOME OFCopy !req
485. THE BOTCHED EXPERIMENT
THAT MADE ME EVIL.Copy !req
486. I SO CALLED THAT.Copy !req
487. SO, WE DONE HERE
OR WHAT?Copy !req
488. IT'S JUST THOSE GUYS
OVER THERE.Copy !req
489. I WANNA SHOW YOU
THAT TWIN DOUBLE ROLL THING.Copy !req
490. YOU'RE MAD, SIR.Copy !req
491. IT CAN'T BE DONE
WITHOUT A TRAMPOLINE.Copy !req
492. OH, WAIT,
LET ME DO THIS.Copy !req
493. YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
FOLLOW MY LEAD. CLASSIC.Copy !req
494. OH, SWEET MERCY!Copy !req
495. I'VE BEEN RENT ASUNDER
BY YOUR VIOLENCE.Copy !req
496. BE MERCIFUL
AND FINISH ME OFF.Copy !req
497. HAVE A HEART!
PUT ONE BETWEEN HIS EYES!Copy !req
498. MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO DO IT?
GIVE ME THOSE GUNS!Copy !req
499. WELL MATCHED.Copy !req
500. YOU DID THAT
WITH HIS OWN FINGER.Copy !req
501. EH, IT'S JUST ONE GUY.Copy !req
502. YOU SHOW OFF.Copy !req
503. MY CAR.Copy !req
504. OH, I JUST FIXED IT!Copy !req
505. MY QUEEN.
BROCK, I DROVE!Copy !req
506. BOYS, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
THIS IS A JOKE.Copy !req
507. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
508. WHERE'S DOC?Copy !req
509. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO — READ THEIR
FORTUNES?Copy !req
510. THEY ARE MAGIC THE GATHERING
CARDS, NOT TAROT CARDS.Copy !req
511. YOU CAN THROW THEM
AT THEIR HEADS.Copy !req
512. THEY CATCH A CORNER OF ONE
OF THOSE, AND THEY'RE GONNA
KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.Copy !req
513. WE'RE GONNA GET
OUR ASSES KICKED.Copy !req
514. WE DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKFAST.Copy !req
515. GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME
WE TAKE BACK THE COCOON.Copy !req
516. HANDS IN THE CENTER.Copy !req
517. WHO WOULD LIKE
TO LEAD US IN PRAYER?Copy !req
518. Mechanical voice:
SMASH PUNY HUMANS.Copy !req
519. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?Copy !req
520. ON THREE.Copy !req
521. ONE, TWO,Copy !req
522. THREE!Copy !req
523. CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOSCopy !req
524. WELL, HIS VITAL SIGNS
SEEMED TO BE FINE.Copy !req
525. WHAT? YOU TOLD ME YOU NEVER PUT
A TRACER ON ANOTHER MAN BEFORE.Copy !req
526. WHOO, GLAD I WASN'T THE
FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR.Copy !req
527. WHO ARE ALL
THESE PEOPLE?Copy !req
528. ARE THEY ALL MOMMY'S
OTHER BOYFRIENDS?Copy !req
529. STOP CALLING ME YOUR
MOMMY!Copy !req
530. COME ON,
DON'T KILL 'EM.Copy !req
531. FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED
THE MONARCH IS ONLY GUILTYCopy !req
532. OF POOR JUDGEMENT.Copy !req
533. AND NOT BEING ABLE
TO GET OVER ME.Copy !req
534. AS YOU WISH,
MY QUEEN.Copy !req
535. HE'S ONLY A MAN —Copy !req
536. AND NO MAN IS IMMUNE
TO YOUR CHARM.Copy !req
537. NO MAN.Copy !req
538. I'M STILL LOOKING
FOR SCARES ON HER.Copy !req
539. WHAT?Copy !req
540. I'M A
SUPER VILLIAN.Copy !req