1. MORNING, SUGAR BLOSSOM.Copy !req
2. BREAKFAST IN BED.Copy !req
3. I GOT AN ORANGE
AND A BAG OF CAROB PRETZELS.Copy !req
4. IT'S ALL THEY HAD
IN THE MINI-BAR.Copy !req
5. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT CRAP
DOWN AND COME OVER HERE?Copy !req
6. HELLO GIRLS,
REMEMBER ME?Copy !req
7. DUMPLING,
HAVE YOU HAD SOME WORK DONE?Copy !req
8. I CAN BARELY GET MY HANDS
AROUND THEM.Copy !req
9. THEY'RE EXACTLY
THE SAME SIZE.Copy !req
10. ARE YOU RIDING YOUR MENSTRUAL
CYCLE?Copy !req
11. NO! WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?Copy !req
12. THAT MAYBE YOU ARE HIDING
SOMETHING FROM ME.Copy !req
13. LIKE A LITTLE GIFT THAT
PHANTOM LIMB LEFT IN YOUR OVEN.Copy !req
14. ALRIGHT, I KNEW YOU COULDN'T
HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
15. IT'S CRAZY.Copy !req
16. WE HAVE BEEN MEETING IN THIS
CRAPPY HOTEL THREE TIMES A WEEKCopy !req
17. AND IT'S GOING NOWHERE.Copy !req
18. ALRIGHT FINE, I'LL DO
THURSDAYS, TOO.Copy !req
19. BUT ONLY FOR LIKE AN HOUR.Copy !req
20. WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO GET
RIGHT TO THE DIRTY DEED.Copy !req
21. I GIVE YOU PERMISSION
TO BEGIN WITHOUT ME.Copy !req
22. GEE, THANKS.Copy !req
23. LOOK, I KEEP COMING HOME WITH
WELTS ON MY NECK, AND THECopy !req
24. "I GOT JUMPED BY FLYING SQUID"
EXCUSE IS STARTING TO GETCopy !req
25. PHANTOM LIMB A WEE BIT
SUSPICIOUS.Copy !req
26. SCREW PHANTOM LIMB!Copy !req
27. WAIT. NO, DON'T.Copy !req
28. DON'T YOU GET IT? I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
29. BUT I DON'T WANT THIS.Copy !req
30. ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
31. OH, CRAP, YOU'RE CRYING...Copy !req
32. UM,
MARRY ME?Copy !req
33. STOP IT, I'M WORN DOWN
FROM ALL THIS.Copy !req
34. I SHOULD GO.Copy !req
35. MARRY ME!Copy !req
36. YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS?Copy !req
37. DEADLY SERIOUS.Copy !req
38. YES.Copy !req
39. GOOD, DONE. NOW GET YOUR ASS
BACK IN THAT BED!Copy !req
40. BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME
GROUND RULES.Copy !req
41. ONE — NO MORE OF THIS
"I NEED MY SPACE,Copy !req
42. YOU'RE CROWDING ME" CRAP.Copy !req
43. FINE, WHATEVER.Copy !req
44. WHERE WERE YOU HIDING THAT LIST?Copy !req
45. TWO — I'M NOT YOUR
NUMBER TWO, I'M YOUR PARTNER.Copy !req
46. OKAY, I'LL GET YOU A CROWN
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
47. ANYTHING ELSE ON THAT MAGIC AND
PROBABLY MOIST LIST OF YOURS?Copy !req
48. YES.Copy !req
49. NUMBER THREE —
THIS DR. VENTURE THINGCopy !req
50. IS OVER.Copy !req
51. YES!Copy !req
52. WE KILL HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
53. AND WE SHALL MAKE SLAVES
OF HIS SONS AND A LAMP FROMCopy !req
54. THE FLESH OF BROCK SAMSON!Copy !req
55. NO!Copy !req
56. I WANT YOU TO GIVE UP THIS
INSANE GRUDGE YOU HAVE WITHCopy !req
57. DR. VENTURE ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
58. NO WAY!Copy !req
59. DR. VENTURE IS MY SWORN ENEMY!Copy !req
60. NEVER MIND THEN.Copy !req
61. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS.Copy !req
62. NO, DON'T GO.Copy !req
63. FINE I'LL DO IT!Copy !req
64. NO MORE ARCHING DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
65. EVER?Copy !req
66. NEVER.Copy !req
67. SWEAR?Copy !req
68. I PINKY SWEAR!Copy !req
69. OKAY?Copy !req
70. YOU HAPPY NOW?Copy !req
71. THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE.Copy !req
72. H-HE'S GONNA KILL US.Copy !req
73. MAYBE IF WE BEG FOR MERCY —
OH, GOD, LET HIM.Copy !req
74. IT WOULD BE SUCH SWEET RELEASE
FROM THIS TORTURE WE'VE BROUGHTCopy !req
75. UPON OURSELVES.Copy !req
76. IT, YOU KILL ME.Copy !req
77. JUST DON'T HIT MY HEAD OR MAKE
TOO MUCH NOISE DOING IT.Copy !req
78. I HAVE AN IDEA, CHUNK,
YOU OPEN THIS DOOR,Copy !req
79. AND I'LL KILL YA.Copy !req
80. WHAT DID WE DO?Copy !req
81. OH,
I THOUGHT I DREAMT THAT PART.Copy !req
82. OKAY, APPARENTLY YOU LOST
YOUR HEARING AS WELL AS YOURCopy !req
83. ARMS. I SAID I'M GETTING MARRIED
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
84. YES, YES, I HEARD YOU.Copy !req
85. YOU SURPRISE ME, LIMB.Copy !req
86. YOU'RE TAKING THIS PRETTY WELL.Copy !req
87. THOUGHT YOU'D TRY TO KILL ME.Copy !req
88. I'M NO FOOL, MONARCH.Copy !req
89. YOU DON'T LIVE WITH A WOMAN AND
NOT KNOW WHEN THIS IS COMING.Copy !req
90. YEAH.Copy !req
91. YOU DON'T DINE ON THE BOUNTY
OF A WOMAN'S FLESH AND NOT KNOWCopy !req
92. WHAT SHE IS THINKING.Copy !req
93. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
94. YOU DON'T DRIVE YOUR MANHOOD
OVER AND OVER INTO A WOMAN —Copy !req
95. YES, STOP! I GET IT.Copy !req
96. JUST GIVE ME HER
AND LET ME GO!Copy !req
97. SHE NEEDS SOMETHING OLD.Copy !req
98. IN DUE TIME.Copy !req
99. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A NICE CHAT
FIRST.Copy !req
100. OH, THERE'S ONE.Copy !req
101. W-WAS THAT MISTER MONDAY?Copy !req
102. OH, YES,
YOU TWO WERE IN PRISON TOGETHER,Copy !req
103. WERE YOU NOT?Copy !req
104. UH, I SAW HIM AROUND.Copy !req
105. I THINK.Copy !req
106. HMM.Copy !req
107. YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT THE ARRAY
OF WILDLIFE HERE ON THE GROUNDS.Copy !req
108. WONDER WHAT OTHER GAME
WE COULD SCARE UP.Copy !req
109. HEH, DR. SEPTAPUS.Copy !req
110. HE —
OH, DON'T TELL ME —Copy !req
111. NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FORMER
PRISON MATES?Copy !req
112. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?Copy !req
113. ALL RIGHT, LIMB.Copy !req
114. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
115. JUST DISPOSING OF SOME
VERMIN. TERRIBLE THE HAVOCCopy !req
116. THEY CAN WREAK ON A METICULOUSLY
MANICURED LAWN, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
117. WOW.Copy !req
118. OKAY, OKAY FINE.Copy !req
119. SO WHAT'D YOU DO?Copy !req
120. BUST ALL THESE GUYS OUT OF JAIL
JUST TO SHOW ME HOW RUTHLESSCopy !req
121. YOU ARE?Copy !req
122. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR,
A COMMON THUG?Copy !req
123. OF COURSE NOT. I HIRED THEM
AN EXCELLENT APPEALS ATTORNEY.Copy !req
124. AND THERE HE IS.Copy !req
125. PLEASE, PHANTOM LIMB!Copy !req
126. I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED!Copy !req
127. I'M A REASONABLE MAN,
MONARCH.Copy !req
128. BUT DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT
THAT I WILL FORGET THIS.Copy !req
129. REVENGE, LIKE GAZPACHO SOUP,
IS BEST SERVED COLD.Copy !req
130. PRECISE, AND MERCILESS.Copy !req
131. YEAH, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
ENOUGH PRECISION IN YOUR SOUP.Copy !req
132. LOOK, NUT JOB, I HATE THE THESE
TRAITOROUS DINKS MORE THAN YOU,Copy !req
133. SO SHOOT WHOEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
134. GO.Copy !req
135. HER BY THE DOOR
IN A BOX MARKED "HERS."Copy !req
136. IT'S LIKE PLAYING KEEP-AWAY
WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD SPASTIC.Copy !req
137. CAN'T GET A BEAD ON HIM!Copy !req
138. YOU SHOULD GIVE US
THE ALL-SEEING ORB!Copy !req
139. "YOU SHOULD?"
NICE AL, VERY POLITE.Copy !req
140. WHAT? YOU CATCH MORE FLIES
WITH HONEY.Copy !req
141. GIVE US THE EYE, OR FACE
OBLIVION!Copy !req
142. PLEASE!Copy !req
143. FAT CHANCE, LADIES.Copy !req
144. WEEP THE TEARS OF DAMNATION!Copy !req
145. FORM THE THAUMATURGIC
MAN-MOUND!Copy !req
146. ALLEY-OOP!Copy !req
147. MAN, ORPHEUS, WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING, GOLF SHOES?Copy !req
148. HONESTLY, I THINK MY HAND
IS BLEEDING.Copy !req
149. AND THE SQUIRMING.Copy !req
150. I THINK IT'S THE FLIP PART.Copy !req
151. THAT'S THE ZING!Copy !req
152. WE NEED THE ZING.Copy !req
153. WELL, THE ZING HURTS MY HAND.Copy !req
154. WELL, IF WE PRACTICED MORE
OFTEN THAN ONCE A MONTH.Copy !req
155. LOOK, I'M IN THE RESIDENTS!Copy !req
156. DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL EVEN
SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED HERE?Copy !req
157. ONLY MOST OF THE TIME.Copy !req
158. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.Copy !req
159. WE SHALL MEET AT MY HOME
FOR SOME REAL TRAINING.Copy !req
160. YEAH!Copy !req
161. SLUMBER PARTY!Copy !req
162. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
MINDS?Copy !req
163. THEY WERE GONNA BE OUR GIFT
TO YOU GUYS.Copy !req
164. "ON THIS, YOUR WEDDING DAY."Copy !req
165. YOU DICKS!Copy !req
166. I PROMISED HER!Copy !req
167. I MADE A PINKY SWEAR!Copy !req
168. A SACRED PINKY SWEAR!Copy !req
169. DR. FIANCE IS GOING TO FLIP!Copy !req
170. OWW. SO NASAL.Copy !req
171. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?Copy !req
172. I CAN HEAR THAT IN MY EYES.Copy !req
173. WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN
TO YOUR LEADER!Copy !req
174. KINDA NOT DO THAT.Copy !req
175. OKAY, WE GET IT.Copy !req
176. WE SCREWED UP.Copy !req
177. JUST USE THE QUIET VOICE PLEASE.Copy !req
178. LOOK, DON'T THINK
NOT I'M IMPRESSED.Copy !req
179. I AM.Copy !req
180. THAT ISN'T WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.Copy !req
181. I MEAN I'D LOVE TO KNOW
WHY YOU COULDN'T PULL THIS OFF,Copy !req
182. LIKE, AT ANY POINT IN THE LAST
TEN YEARS, BUT —Copy !req
183. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
184. HOW THE HELL DID YOU
PULL THIS OFF?Copy !req
185. WELL, AFTER THE PARTY DIED
DOWN AND YOU WENT TO BED, SOMECopy !req
186. OF US WERE STILL PRETTY WIRED,
AND SO WE DECIDED TO PICK UPCopy !req
187. A CASE AND HIT THE TENDERLOIN.Copy !req
188. MIND YOU, WE WERE WICKED
TOASTY BY THIS POINT.Copy !req
189. WHICH IS WHEN I SPOTTED
THIS TATTOO PARLOR,Copy !req
190. AND I JUST HAD TO GET ME
SOME INK.Copy !req
191. SEE, I'VE HAD THIS DESIGN IN MY
WALLET FOR LIKE A YEAR,Copy !req
192. BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT
IS PERMANENT.Copy !req
193. HE NEVER HAD THE BALLS.Copy !req
194. GUILTY.Copy !req
195. YEAH, BUT ONCE THIS COWARDLY
LION GOT HIMSELF SOME COURAGECopy !req
196. FROM THE WIZARD OF BOOZE,
WE WENT IN THERE.Copy !req
197. STANDBY.Copy !req
198. OKAY, SO WE GET IN THERE,
AND WHO SHOULD WE SEE,Copy !req
199. NOT TEN FEET AWAY,
GETTING HIMSELF A SWEET TAT?Copy !req
200. NONE OTHER THAN BROCK SAMSON,
MURDERIST EXTRAORDINAIRE.Copy !req
201. SLAYER OF MEN.Copy !req
202. SLAYER OF HENCHMEN.Copy !req
203. HE WHO WOULD AND HAS
TOTALLY RIPPED OUR HEADS OFFCopy !req
204. IF HE SAW US COMING.Copy !req
205. WHICH, OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T,
SO WE GOT THE JUMP ON HIM.Copy !req
206. THERE WERE, OF COURSE,
THE PREDICTABLE CASUALTIES.Copy !req
207. OF COURSE.Copy !req
208. BUT ONCE HE WAS, LIKE,
TOTALLY OUT OF THE PICTURE,Copy !req
209. WE NATURALLY GOT TO THINKIN'
HEY, DR. VENTURE'S, LIKE,Copy !req
210. EASY PICKIN'S NOW.Copy !req
211. AND WHAT BETTER GIFT
TO GET THE MONARCHCopy !req
212. THAN HIS ARCH NEMESIS?"
HONEY, I'M GONNA STARTCopy !req
213. GETTING DRESSED.Copy !req
214. I JUST WANT—
WHAT THE —Copy !req
215. FUNNYFACE!Copy !req
216. Y-YOU'RE... HI.Copy !req
217. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!Copy !req
218. YOU COULDN'T KEEP A PROMISE
FOR ONE LOUSY MONTH?Copy !req
219. THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING THIS OFF!Copy !req
220. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
221. THIS ISN'T HOW IT LOOKS.Copy !req
222. YOU'VE GOT DR. VENTURE
AND HIS WHOLE FAMILYCopy !req
223. IN THAT CELL
AND THIS ISN'T HOW IT LOOKS?Copy !req
224. NO!Copy !req
225. OF COURSE NOT, POOKUMS.Copy !req
226. HE'S...Copy !req
227. HE'S MY BEST MAN!Copy !req
228. I WANTED TO PROVE TO YOU
I WAS GOING TOCopy !req
229. LET BYGONES BE BYGONES.Copy !req
230. TURN OVER A NEW LEAF.Copy !req
231. THEN WHY ARE THEY
IN OUR HOLDING CELL?Copy !req
232. BECAUSE... BECAUSE... WELL,
WE WERE REHEARSING THE WHOLECopy !req
233. RING THING AND THE BLONDE KID,
HE WAS ALL LIKE "WOW, IS THATCopy !req
234. A REAL PRISON CELL?"
AND I'M LIKE "YEAH, YA WANNACopy !req
235. SEE THE INSIDE?"
AND — BETWEEN YOU AND ME, THECopy !req
236. KID'S NOT THE SHARPEST TACK.Copy !req
237. I'M PRETTY SURE HE THINKS WE'RE
IN A SUBMARINE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
238. WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
239. SEE?Copy !req
240. ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
241. WELL, I GOTTA GET READY.Copy !req
242. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU,
WE'LL BE MAN AND WIFE.Copy !req
243. C-CAN'T WAIT!Copy !req
244. SEE YOU LATER,
MR. GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
245. A BIENTOT,
DR. MRS. MONARCH.Copy !req
246. THE COUNSEL OF THIRTEEN
HAS REVIEWED YOUR REQUEST,Copy !req
247. AND IT IS DENIED.Copy !req
248. YOU ARE TO COMMIT NO ACTS OF
VENGEANCE AGAINST THE MONARCH.Copy !req
249. IT MATTERS NOT THAT YOU WERE
DUMPED.Copy !req
250. AND THAT'S KINDA...Copy !req
251. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
252. I UNDERSTAND, SOVEREIGN.Copy !req
253. MAY I SUGGEST YOU START
A JOURNAL?Copy !req
254. THERE YOU COULD POUR OUT
YOUR WOES UPON THE TEAR-STAINEDCopy !req
255. PAGES OF "DEAR DIARY."Copy !req
256. THAT IS AN EXCELLENT
SUGGESTION, MY LIEGE.Copy !req
257. OR MAYBE GO JOGGING
WITH FRIENDS.Copy !req
258. I SHALL DO JUST THAT.Copy !req
259. YOU HONOR ME, MY MASTER.Copy !req
260. SO I HAVE YOUR WORD, THEN?Copy !req
261. NO MOVEMENT ON THE MONARCH?Copy !req
262. YOU HAVE MY WORD.Copy !req
263. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
264. WELL, I'M GLAD WE GOT THIS
WRAPPED UP, I'VE GOT A WEDDINGCopy !req
265. TO GET TO — OH.Copy !req
266. I-I'M GONNA GO.Copy !req
267. I CAN'T THANK YOU JERKS
ENOUGH.Copy !req
268. SO YOU AND MANWHICH
ARE FINALLY TYIN' THE KNOT, HUH?Copy !req
269. I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU
FOR A CLOSET CASE.Copy !req
270. IN YOUR DREAMS, MACHO MAN.Copy !req
271. I AM ABOUT TO MARRY THE HOTTEST
PIECE OF ASS IN SUPER VILLAINY.Copy !req
272. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?Copy !req
273. WHAT, BE A HENCHMAN?Copy !req
274. YEAH!Copy !req
275. RETARDO COSTUME, SOME SKINNY
GUY YELLING AT YOU ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
276. DUDE, ARE YOU DESCRIBING ME
OR YOU?Copy !req
277. I DON'T WEAR A COSTUME.Copy !req
278. WHAT? ARE YOU DRUNK?Copy !req
279. WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY
A BABY-BLUE KERCHIEF?Copy !req
280. I JUST SAID "KERCHIEF."Copy !req
281. DUDE, DOES YOUR DAD USE HIS
TIME MACHINE TO GO SHOPPING?Copy !req
282. ARE THE WALLS TITANIUM
OR MADE OF SECRETCopy !req
283. ROCKET-SHIP METAL?Copy !req
284. WHAT? WHO CA—
I KNOW THEY'RE WICKEDCopy !req
285. EASY TO STAIN.Copy !req
286. THEN WE CAN RULE OUT
ANY CHROMIUM BASED METALS.Copy !req
287. THEY CLEAN NICELY WITH A DAMP
CLOTH.Copy !req
288. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
289. I'LL RULE THAT OUT.Copy !req
290. SO, UH,
YOU, UH, LIKECopy !req
291. BEING A, UH...Copy !req
292. A DEAN?Copy !req
293. YEAH, A DEAN.Copy !req
294. THAT MUST KINDA SUCK.Copy !req
295. COME ON, THAT VOICE?Copy !req
296. SOUNDS LIKE DUDE.Copy !req
297. PROBABLY STILL HALF A DUDE —
HELLO! JEALOUS MUCH?Copy !req
298. EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M NOT THE
ROUGH TRADE IN A TIGHT CAMISOLECopy !req
299. WITH A NAKED GUY TATTOOED
ON MY ARM.Copy !req
300. IT'S NOT FINISHED.Copy !req
301. SUPPOSED TO BE ICARUS.Copy !req
302. YA KNOW, FROM THE LED —
ZEPPELIN ALBUMS. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
303. SUPER COOL.Copy !req
304. WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 14.Copy !req
305. SWEETIE, IT'S BAD LUCK TO SEECopy !req
306. THE BRIDE BEFORE THE WEDDING.Copy !req
307. IT'S DOC—
RUSTY VENTURE.Copy !req
308. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
309. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
310. I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING BLUE.Copy !req
311. ME.Copy !req
312. UGH.Copy !req
313. SO,
YOU AGREED TO BE THE BEST MAN.Copy !req
314. THAT'S RATHER BIG OF YOU.Copy !req
315. THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING
THAT'S BIG OF ME.Copy !req
316. ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
SOMETHING SEXUAL?Copy !req
317. OH, DON'T PLAY GAMES
HERE, CHARLENE.Copy !req
318. WHO IS CHARLENE?Copy !req
319. WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO HELP
WILLY WONKA OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
320. THIS IS GROWN UP BUSINESS.Copy !req
321. AHEM.Copy !req
322. "WHO IS CHARLENE?"
ONLY THE FINEST WOMANCopy !req
323. IN 18 YEARS
TO STEAL MY HEART.Copy !req
324. ONLY THE SEXIEST PILE OF GIRL
PARTS TO CLIMB MOUNT RUSTY!Copy !req
325. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU—
OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
326. I'M HERE!Copy !req
327. AND I'VE GOT SOME FANCY BEER
AND SOME CHIPS THAT ARECopy !req
328. GUARANTEED TO BE EXTREME.Copy !req
329. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?Copy !req
330. I DON'T KNOW, BY PUTTING
A LIGHTNING BOLT ON THE BAG.Copy !req
331. WHERE'S JT?Copy !req
332. I GOT HIM A SURPRISE.Copy !req
333. HE'S SETTING UP THE
APPARATUS.Copy !req
334. APPARATUS?Copy !req
335. SOUNDS SEXY.Copy !req
336. AL, WHAT IS THAT? I NEED
EARPLUGS TO LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.Copy !req
337. I'M IN DISGUISE AS A PAUNCHY
GAY GUY WHO LOVES JIMMY BUFFETT.Copy !req
338. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SETTING UP AN APPARATUS,Copy !req
339. THAT'S A PILATES MAT
AND A BABY'S FIRSTCopy !req
340. BIRTHDAY CANDLE.Copy !req
341. ORPHEUS IS TRYING YO HONE
OUR CONJURING SKILLS.Copy !req
342. GREAT, I'LL TRY TO WORK UP
SOME INTEREST.Copy !req
343. BUT IN THE MEANWHILE, WHAT SAY
YOU GENTS TO TAKINGCopy !req
344. THE EDGE OFF?Copy !req
345. FOR ONE, IT'S ONLY NOON.Copy !req
346. AND TWO, I DON'T —
DRINK, I KNOW.Copy !req
347. I HAVE HERE IN THIS VERY BAG,
FIVE PACKS OF NICKLE-NIPS.Copy !req
348. MAYBE AFTER WE HAVE
FILLED OUR BELLIESCopy !req
349. WITH THE SUPERNATURAL.Copy !req
350. THERE IS MUCH TO DO!Copy !req
351. YEAH, LIKE WATCH JT GO BLIND
ON RED FLAVORED SUGAR-WATER.Copy !req
352. ORPHEUS GET THE INSULIN!Copy !req
353. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.Copy !req
354. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
355. YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE WAXY GOOD?Copy !req
356. OH, YOU TEASE!Copy !req
357. I THINK I STILL GOT AN OLD
COSTUME YOU CAN WEAR.Copy !req
358. AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT,
I WAS MUCH SLIMMER THEN.Copy !req
359. I WAS GONNA SAY YOU HAVE MORE
TOYS THAN A LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
360. WHAT?Copy !req
361. DUDE, THERE ARE NO TOYS IN HERE.Copy !req
362. WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?Copy !req
363. THAT'S A MARQUETTE.Copy !req
364. DOLL. AND THAT?Copy !req
365. THAT IS A COLLECTABLE BUST.Copy !req
366. THAT IS A TOY.Copy !req
367. HOW CAN YOU PLAY WITH
A DISEMBODIED HEAD?Copy !req
368. HE COULD BE, LIKE, AN
ALL-KNOWING HEAD THAT TELLS...Copy !req
369. QUISP.Copy !req
370. THAT TELLS QUISP THAT HE HAS
TO KILL...Copy !req
371. THE MICRONAUT.Copy !req
372. KILL THE MICRONAUT.Copy !req
373. SO, DO YOU WANNA?Copy !req
374. ONLY IF I GET TO BE
THAT HE-MAN HEAD.Copy !req
375. I BET I KNOW WHAT I'D
LIKE TO DO.Copy !req
376. IS IT SIT QUIETLY TILL
THE WEDDING BEGINS.Copy !req
377. NO, SILLY, I WOULD SURE LOVE
A TOUR OF THE ENGINE ROOM.Copy !req
378. I'VE ONLY READ ABOUT ENGINES
THAT RUN ON ANTI-MATTER.Copy !req
379. OKAY, THERE,
JUNIOR SCIENCE CADET,Copy !req
380. WHY DON'T YOU GO EXPLORING
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
381. JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.Copy !req
382. AYE AYE SIR!Copy !req
383. I'LL TOUCH WITH MY EYES,
NOT WITH MY HANDS!Copy !req
384. CARE TO ESCORT THIS CADET?Copy !req
385. THAT'S A NEGATIVE,
CADET DEAN,Copy !req
386. WHO REALLY SHOULD BE GOING NOW.Copy !req
387. UNDER ORDERS?Copy !req
388. THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!Copy !req
389. YOU WERE ALL OVER ME.Copy !req
390. THAT WAS MY MISSION.Copy !req
391. I SEDUCE YOU,
TURN YOU INTO A BUTTERFLY,Copy !req
392. AND THEN THE MONARCH WAS GONNA
TIE YOU TO THIS HUGECopy !req
393. BUG ZAPPER THING.Copy !req
394. BUT YOU DIDN'T!Copy !req
395. YOU GAVE ME THE ANTIDOTE!Copy !req
396. AND WHY?Copy !req
397. BECAUSE I TURNED THE TABLES
AND MADE YOU FALL FOR ME.Copy !req
398. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
IT WAS ME.Copy !req
399. WELL I DO NOW.Copy !req
400. AND I HAVE PUT TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER.Copy !req
401. AND THAT EQUALS 4EVER!Copy !req
402. ALL RIGHT, BASICS.Copy !req
403. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE
MY — MY BOYFRIEND'S ARCH ENEMY?Copy !req
404. YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, RIGHT?Copy !req
405. I KNOW WHAT WORKS.Copy !req
406. I KNOW THAT WE WORKED.Copy !req
407. AND I KNOW AS SURE AS SUGAR
THAT YOU PLANNED THIS WHOLECopy !req
408. THING.Copy !req
409. OH, YES, EXACTLY.Copy !req
410. THAT'S MY BIG DREAM.Copy !req
411. I WANTED TO GET THE MONARCH
AND DR. VENTURE TOGETHER —Copy !req
412. THEN DO THEM BOTH.Copy !req
413. I'M NOT WILLING TO SHARE YOU.Copy !req
414. YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE.Copy !req
415. OH, WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?Copy !req
416. WILL YOU ZIP ME UP?Copy !req
417. YOU KICKED MY MOPPETS OUT.Copy !req
418. I KILLED HUGO.Copy !req
419. YOU TOTALLY MISSED.Copy !req
420. OH, MY GOD! SO WRONG.Copy !req
421. SOLARIAN HAS LIKE
20/TWO BILLION VISION!Copy !req
422. COOL BEANS!Copy !req
423. THE BEARD COMES OFF.Copy !req
424. HELLO-SKI.Copy !req
425. I AM, HOW YOU SAY,
RUSSIAN GUY OVITCH.Copy !req
426. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY
GROW ONE OF THOSE!Copy !req
427. YOU LOOK LIKE GREEN ARROW.Copy !req
428. OR THE MIRROR MIRROR VERSION
OF HANK.Copy !req
429. YEAH, EVIL HANK.Copy !req
430. YEAH, EVIL HANK COMPLETELY.Copy !req
431. OH, CRAP, IS THAT THE TIME?Copy !req
432. DUDE, THE GUESTS'LL BE HERE,
LIKE, ANY MINUTE AND I'M NOTCopy !req
433. EVEN DRESSED FOR THE WEDDING!Copy !req
434. HELLO, RUSTY,
IT'S TIME TO GET UP!Copy !req
435. OKAY, C'MON.Copy !req
436. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.Copy !req
437. AND THEN,
LIKE THAT WASN'T ENOUGH,Copy !req
438. I ENDED UP WITH A RAGING CASE
OF CROTCH CRICKETS.Copy !req
439. AND DID I GET AN APOLOGY?Copy !req
440. HELL NO!Copy !req
441. I GOT A, "I'LL CALL YOU".Copy !req
442. STILL WAITING FOR THAT CHESTNUT.Copy !req
443. OKAY BYRON, YOUR TURN,
TRUTH OR DARE?Copy !req
444. OH, YOU ARE ACTUALLY TALKING
TO ME?Copy !req
445. TRUTH.Copy !req
446. DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU
COULD GET A BUNCH OF MIDDLE-AGEDCopy !req
447. MEN TOGETHER TO CHASE BAD GUYS
AROUND AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
448. WELL YES, I DID,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.Copy !req
449. THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD HAS
POTENTIAL.Copy !req
450. POTENTIAL?Copy !req
451. WHEN JT WAS CONSCIOUS HE WAS
THROWING UP ARTIFICIAL CHERRYCopy !req
452. FLAVORED VOMIT.Copy !req
453. AND I'M A LITTLE BUZZBY BERKLY
MYSELF.Copy !req
454. JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.Copy !req
455. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?Copy !req
456. YOU KNOW I'M ON THE PA,
AND NOT IN YOUR MIND, RIGHT?Copy !req
457. WHA— YEAH,
I WASN'T GONNA PUSH IT.Copy !req
458. GOOD, NOW GET TO THE WEDDING.Copy !req
459. OKEY DOKEY.Copy !req
460. OH, YEAH, GOOD.Copy !req
461. YOU'RE GOING TO THE CEREMONY?Copy !req
462. YES, SIR.Copy !req
463. THE RADAR HAS BEEN LIT UP
LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.Copy !req
464. GET THESE READOUTS
TO THE MONARCH PRONTO.Copy !req
465. LOOK, KEEP IT HUSHED. OKAY.Copy !req
466. WOW!Copy !req
467. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
468. YOU SEEN MY BROTHER?Copy !req
469. > NAH, HE'S PROBABLY
SITTING DOWN TORTURING MONSTROSOCopy !req
470. WITH SNAPPLE FACTS.Copy !req
471. I DON'T THINK — HOLY MOLY!Copy !req
472. THAT GUY IS ALMOST A TRUCK!Copy !req
473. TRUCKULES.Copy !req
474. YUP.Copy !req
475. HERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
476. AND YOUR GUEST?Copy !req
477. CAME STAG, FRIEND.Copy !req
478. THIS BIG OL' RIG
TAKES UP TWO SEATS.Copy !req
479. OKAY, BUT YOU ONLY GET
ONE BAG OF JORDAN ALMONDS.Copy !req
480. BRIDE'S SIDE, 4th ROW,
SEATS SIX, SEVEN.Copy !req
481. WHERE AM I SITTING?Copy !req
482. UH... YOU ARE
NEXT TO "SERGEANT HATREDCopy !req
483. AND GUEST."Copy !req
484. AW, NO.Copy !req
485. LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
486. HONEY, LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
487. TELL ME THOSE AREN'T THE
MONITORS FROM MY OLD HOVER TANK.Copy !req
488. WHAT THE HELL KINDA DEAL
IS THIS?Copy !req
489. KIND OF SHABBY OPERATION
THEY'RE RUNNING HERE.Copy !req
490. YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BAD-TOUCH ME, ARE YOU?Copy !req
491. DO I KNOW —
HONEY, DO WE KNOW HIM?Copy !req
492. ER, NO.Copy !req
493. HELLO-SKI.Copy !req
494. I AM, HOW YOU SAY,
RUSSIAN GUY OVITCH.Copy !req
495. SERGEANT HATRED.Copy !req
496. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
497. THIS HERE'S PRINCESS TINYFEET.Copy !req
498. SHOW 'EM, HONEY.Copy !req
499. SHOW HIM THE LITTLE GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
500. HUH? SO SHE IS.Copy !req
501. OH, LOOK AT THOSE PERFECT
LITTLE TOES,Copy !req
502. SO PLUMP, LIKE LITTLE NIBLETS.Copy !req
503. LIKE LITTLE CORN NIBLETS.Copy !req
504. MAIZE.Copy !req
505. THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY.Copy !req
506. HOT DAMN IT,
THOSE THINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
507. GIMME GIMME GIMME.Copy !req
508. GIMME JUST A LITTLE.Copy !req
509. GIMME JUST A —
MMM.Copy !req
510. UGH.Copy !req
511. NO WAY!Copy !req
512. IS THAT —
DAVID BOWIE.Copy !req
513. BROCK SAMSON.Copy !req
514. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.Copy !req
515. NOT LONG ENOUGH.Copy !req
516. YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T KILL YOU
RIGHT HERE AFTER WHAT YOUCopy !req
517. PULLED IN BERLIN.Copy !req
518. YOU'RE WELCOME TO TRY.Copy !req
519. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
520. HE'S GIVING ME AWAY.Copy !req
521. YOU LOOK FABULOUS.Copy !req
522. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
THIS, DAVID.Copy !req
523. AND A ONE, TWO...Copy !req
524. ALL RIGHT, LEFT FOOT ONCopy !req
525. THE ONE, BUT DON'T ENTER
UNTIL THE SECOND VERSE —Copy !req
526. I KNOW WHEN TO GO OUT.Copy !req
527. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
528. ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME?Copy !req
529. WHAT? I'M SUDDENLY SUPPOSED
TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?Copy !req
530. I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAY OF MY
LIFE THAT YOU DIDN'T UP.Copy !req
531. CALM DOWN, LOOK AT ALL
THAT HISTORY.Copy !req
532. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.Copy !req
533. OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF
OF IT, BUDDY BOY.Copy !req
534. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN? OH, THERE SHE IS!Copy !req
535. HI, POOKUMS.Copy !req
536. I FEEL SO DIRTY
WHEN THEY START TALKING CUTE.Copy !req
537. GET USED TO IT.Copy !req
538. I WANNA TELL HER
THAT I LOVE HER,Copy !req
539. BUT THE POINT IS PROBABLY MOOT.Copy !req
540. ARE YOU RECITING
"JESSE'S GIRL?"Copy !req
541. SORRY!Copy !req
542. DEARLY BELOVED...Copy !req
543. WE JUST NEED TO TAKE IT
MORE SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
544. THE SEANCE WAS GOING GREAT.Copy !req
545. DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW LIGHT AS
A FEATHER AND STIFF AS A BOARDCopy !req
546. JEFFERSON WAS?Copy !req
547. HE'S STILL PRETTY STIFF.Copy !req
548. AND WE WERE ABLE TO
MATERIALIZE A SPIRITCopy !req
549. FROM THE BEYOND.Copy !req
550. OR AT LEAST FROM A TRADING CARD.Copy !req
551. YEAH, POOR GUY.Copy !req
552. SHOULD WE TAKE HIM IN THE BACK
AND KILL HIM WITH A SHOVELCopy !req
553. OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
554. OH, WHY AM I BOTHERING?Copy !req
555. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
556. NO, I CARE ABOUT THE TRUE
SPIRIT OF THE DIVINE, I CARECopy !req
557. ABOUT THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH.Copy !req
558. BUT BEING A MAGIC SUPER-HERO
THAT KEEPS CHASING THE SAME GUY,Copy !req
559. IT'S COMPLETELY GAY.Copy !req
560. AND THAT IS COMING FROM A GUY
THAT VOLUNTARILYCopy !req
561. HAS SEX WITH MEN!Copy !req
562. WELL, SO DOES THIS MEAN
IT'S OVER? ARE WE BREAKING UP?Copy !req
563. I GUESS SO.Copy !req
564. YOU WANT ME TO PACK UP
MY BLACKULA HUNTERCopy !req
565. AND LEAVE QUIETLY?Copy !req
566. COME ON BYRON, DON'T BE SO
DING-DONG SERIOUS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
567. UH,
YOUR MONTEL WILLIAMS NECK PINCopy !req
568. IS BLINKING.Copy !req
569. THERE IS COSMIC PERIL
SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
570. NO, ANSWER IT.Copy !req
571. I'LL GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT.Copy !req
572. IT SAYS THAT DR. VENTURE AND HIS
ENTIRE FAMILY ARE IN DANGER.Copy !req
573. THEN THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT
HUNDREDS OF DEATHS.Copy !req
574. LIKE YOU CARE.Copy !req
575. NO, YOU OL' BAG OF SAD,
THAT I CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
576. THAT'S THE KIND OF COSMIC JUJU
I AM INTERESTED IN.Copy !req
577. FOR I AM THE ALCHEMIST,
SEEKER OF TRUTH!Copy !req
578. AND I AM DOCTOR ORPHEUS,
MASTER NECROMANCER!Copy !req
579. OH,
AND HE IS JEFFERSON TWILIGHT,Copy !req
580. BLACKULA HUNTER.Copy !req
581. DO YOU,Copy !req
582. MISS DR. THE GIRLFRIEND
TAKE MR. THE MONARCH TO BECopy !req
583. YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND,
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD,Copy !req
584. IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?Copy !req
585. I —Copy !req
586. MONARCH,
THIS IS THE PHANTOM LIMB.Copy !req
587. YOU ARE SURROUNDED.Copy !req
588. OH, DICK MOVE!Copy !req
589. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES
TO TURN OVER MY GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
590. OR I WILL DESTROY
YOUR RIDICULOUS COCOONCopy !req
591. AND ALL INSIDE.Copy !req
592. CAPTIONS PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOSCopy !req