1. Weesh-hoo.Copy !req
2. Paydirt.Copy !req
3. 21... Uh, Number 2!Copy !req
4. Step aside!Copy !req
5. I'll do the honors.Copy !req
6. Oh, clever Venture.Copy !req
7. So practiced
in the art of deceit.Copy !req
8. But don't you know you can't
hide from your own shadow?Copy !req
9. ¡Madre díos!Copy !req
10. God can't hear you, Dieciséis!Copy !req
11. Minions!Copy !req
12. I hold in my hot little hand
the key to our bold new future!Copy !req
13. At long last, the full power
of the Mighty MonarchCopy !req
14. shall be unleashed!Copy !req
15. Mm, ahh!Copy !req
16. Oh, that's the stuff.Copy !req
17. - Um... Mr. Monarch?
- Mm...Copy !req
18. Honey?Copy !req
19. Wha... What?Copy !req
20. The Councilman
asked you a question.Copy !req
21. I said, "What's up
with your eyebrows?"Copy !req
22. - Oh, I... ran out of product.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
23. What, is that gonna
count against me?Copy !req
24. Personal grooming
is a factor, yes.Copy !req
25. But determining your EMA level
is a calculus of many criterion.Copy !req
26. I must say, so far,
your lair does not impress.Copy !req
27. Well, we're still in the process
of upgrading our equipment.Copy !req
28. We weren't really expecting you
to come by so soon.Copy !req
29. Precisely the point
of a "surprise inspection"!Copy !req
30. You let your henchmen
speak out of turn?Copy !req
31. No, no. He's not a henchman.
He's... He's my Number 2.Copy !req
32. The, uh... henchman army you're
looking for is right over here.Copy !req
33. Hmph. "Army."Copy !req
34. Taylor Swift rolls
with a bigger squad.Copy !req
35. And these uniforms!
Cheap jersey knit.Copy !req
36. Oh, who are you... Michael Kors?Copy !req
37. Honey, help me out here.Copy !req
38. Sweetie, my hands are tied.Copy !req
39. I can't intercede in the
Councilman's impartial audit.Copy !req
40. Then why are you here?Copy !req
41. Sorry.Copy !req
42. Look, give it to me straight.Copy !req
43. Do I qualify to arch Venture yet
or not?Copy !req
44. Upon careful evaluation,Copy !req
45. it is this Councilman's opinion
that The GuildCopy !req
46. should officially reclassify
your EMA rating at a...Copy !req
47. - Level Five.
- Five? Mother...Copy !req
48. Look, we know we're still
a little rough around the edges.Copy !req
49. But five's kinda low, isn't it?Copy !req
50. It is exceedingly generous!Copy !req
51. Mr. Monarch, it will take
more than a coat of paintCopy !req
52. to rise in our ranks.Copy !req
53. But what about
my amazing new flying fortress?Copy !req
54. It's gotta be worth
at least a six or seven.Copy !req
55. Ah, yes... that.Copy !req
56. Five.Copy !req
57. Sweet.Copy !req
58. Let's do this.Copy !req
59. C'mon!Copy !req
60. Yeah.Copy !req
61. Hello, my lady-love.Copy !req
62. Just chillin'
in the new Hank pad,Copy !req
63. and there's just
one thing missing... you.Copy !req
64. Wanna come over and cuddle?Copy !req
65. Oh, sounds like fun,
but I got class.Copy !req
66. I'll say you do!Copy !req
67. - Class, beauty, brains...
- School, Hank.Copy !req
68. I have... What the fuck?Copy !req
69. Ah! Sorry.Copy !req
70. Traffic in this city
really grinds my nuts.Copy !req
71. Took one look
at this nice, open lawnCopy !req
72. and just had
to open Adrienne up.Copy !req
73. It's okay, Brock.Copy !req
74. I know what it's like
to feel bottled up inside.Copy !req
75. I know ya do, Dean.
And that's why...Copy !req
76. I want you to have her.Copy !req
77. Whoa. Really?Copy !req
78. No!
What are you... nuts?Copy !req
79. I thought you were supposed
to be the smart one.Copy !req
80. C'mon, grab your shit.Copy !req
81. - What the... Dude!
- Whoa!Copy !req
82. He... Hey!Copy !req
83. Is today the day
you're moving in?Copy !req
84. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
85. Um, Brock, this is
my roommate, Jared.Copy !req
86. - Jared...
- We... We've met.Copy !req
87. You fucking that thing?Copy !req
88. Wha... No! No.
I would n-never.Copy !req
89. No, this is my fightin' beaver!
Right?Copy !req
90. It's for cheering.
Not for...Copy !req
91. I'm... I'm gonna...
I should go... ahem...Copy !req
92. get dressed,
check on my student loans.Copy !req
93. Maybe it's better
the family didn't care enoughCopy !req
94. to come see me off.Copy !req
95. Ah, c'mon, Dean.
They... They care.Copy !req
96. At least H.E.L.P.eR does.Copy !req
97. All Hank cares about
is getting my old room.Copy !req
98. And Pop's still sore I'm not
taking any science classes.Copy !req
99. Yeah, look, um, there's
something you should know.Copy !req
100. You don't have to say it, Brock.Copy !req
101. Your dad signed you up for
a shitload of science classes.Copy !req
102. We're in a shitstorm o' trouble,
Dr. Venture!Copy !req
103. Ven-Tech is still in the red
from the Gargantua-2 fiasco,Copy !req
104. and we spent a fortune gettin'
this here skyscraper seaworthyCopy !req
105. after yer pappy shanghaied her.Copy !req
106. So whatever
ye and yer junior science clubCopy !req
107. have been cookin' up
down in spec sci,Copy !req
108. ya better produce some
measurable results right quick,Copy !req
109. or Ven-Tech's gonna go belly up!Copy !req
110. Well, gentlemen,Copy !req
111. there's only one thing left
to do.Copy !req
112. Uh...Copy !req
113. what are you doing there, Doc?Copy !req
114. Uh, wa...Copy !req
115. Oh, geez, Doc!Copy !req
116. "No measurable results," eh?Copy !req
117. What do you call this?Copy !req
118. Uh, ain't that the doohickey
yer brother used to wear?Copy !req
119. No! Not... Not exactly.Copy !req
120. Gentlemen, I give you the future
of personal conveyance.Copy !req
121. And the future...Copy !req
122. belongs to Ven-Tech!Copy !req
123. Uh, you got a bit of a...Copy !req
124. Oh, geez!
Oh, look at yer leg!Copy !req
125. Nah, nah,
you don't wanna pull that... Oh!Copy !req
126. Oh, boy.Copy !req
127. Doc?Copy !req
128. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
129. And you're looking
to borrow how much?Copy !req
130. - $20 million.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
131. Which you would use to acquire
a new flying fortress,Copy !req
132. uniforms and equipment,
and, uh...Copy !req
133. - What is this item?
- Handy Dandy.Copy !req
134. Very difficult to acquire,
on account of the ambergris,Copy !req
135. but, I assure you,
it is essential to my work.Copy !req
136. Hmm.
No proof of income...Copy !req
137. Uh, he does own his own home.Copy !req
138. You're referring to the
condemned property in Newark?Copy !req
139. Formerly condemned.Copy !req
140. I spent a small fortune
fixing it up.Copy !req
141. Hence the business loan.Copy !req
142. Don't want to strain the ol'
trust fund too much, you know.Copy !req
143. A trust fund, you say?Copy !req
144. Do you happen to have
documentation on that account?Copy !req
145. No. You do. It's been at this
bank for, like, 40 years.Copy !req
146. - Look it up!
- Ah. Okay. Yes.Copy !req
147. Well, I see it here now.Copy !req
148. I do apologize,
Mr. Fitzcarraldo...Copy !req
149. Monarch. And no need to
apologize. Just gimme money.Copy !req
150. but that account
is overdrawn.Copy !req
151. Overdrawn.
Overdrawn.Copy !req
152. Oh, okay.
Just try to breathe here.Copy !req
153. We can try
the Guild Credit Union,Copy !req
154. or maybe your wife
could give us...Copy !req
155. Go wait in the car.Copy !req
156. - What?
- Do it!Copy !req
157. Listen to me very carefully.Copy !req
158. You're going
to give me that money.Copy !req
159. Because this is a robbery!Copy !req
160. Everybody drop to the ground!Copy !req
161. I am an armed
and deadly supervillain!Copy !req
162. And if anyone tries
anything funny...Copy !req
163. that happens!Copy !req
164. "Not in my parlor..."Copy !req
165. said the Spider
to the Butter-Fly.Copy !req
166. This bank is protected by...Copy !req
167. the Brown Widow!Copy !req
168. - Aw! Did that just come out...
- Widow kick!Copy !req
169. - Start the car!
- Going somewhere?Copy !req
170. Start the... Aaah!Copy !req
171. All right, everybody, listen up!Copy !req
172. My name is Professor Tompkins,Copy !req
173. and I'm gonna be
filling in for Dr. NidabaCopy !req
174. while he is still incapacitated.Copy !req
175. - Hey, Bjorn Borg, you're late!
- Sorry.Copy !req
176. Little about me. I normally
teach U.S. Military History,Copy !req
177. and I'm head coach of
the Stuyvesant wrestling team...Copy !req
178. Go, Beavers!Copy !req
179. So I'm a little new to all this
namby-pamby philosophy crap.Copy !req
180. So, today, I'm gonna start
you out on the classicsCopy !req
181. with a little help from visiting
professor Mr. Zack Snyder.Copy !req
182. Somehow I don't think
the moral of Plato's "Republic"Copy !req
183. was "kickin' ass
and takin' names."Copy !req
184. Yeah, no, but how cool
was it to see "300" again, huh?Copy !req
185. Dean? Dean Venture?Copy !req
186. Oh, my God!
I thought that was you.Copy !req
187. Oh. Hi, Sirena.Copy !req
188. - Hi, Sirena.
- Bye, Jared.Copy !req
189. "Bye, Jared."Copy !req
190. So, you're livin'
on campus now, huh?Copy !req
191. Oh, I'm so jelly.Copy !req
192. It's only, like, 50 blocks,
or whatever,Copy !req
193. but it's like a totally
different world up here.Copy !req
194. - Yeah. I sure hope so, anyway.
- Hey, where you headed?Copy !req
195. You wanna grab a cup of coffee
or something?Copy !req
196. Oh, uh, well, I-I can't.Copy !req
197. Oh, do you have
that same Hank thing,Copy !req
198. where coffee makes you crazy?Copy !req
199. No. I have to go cancel
all my science classesCopy !req
200. because my dad makes me crazy.Copy !req
201. Well, he's lucky to be alive.Copy !req
202. We were able to stop
the bleeding in time,Copy !req
203. but the glass nicked
his femoral artery,Copy !req
204. so we're gonna want to keep him
overnight for observation.Copy !req
205. Heckuva job bodyguarding there,
Samson.Copy !req
206. I had to drop Dean off.
Where were you?Copy !req
207. Where am I always?Copy !req
208. Down at the front desk.Copy !req
209. A real soldier
never leaves his post.Copy !req
210. So, who's watching
the place now?Copy !req
211. Yeah,
I should probably get back.Copy !req
212. Uh, did... did Dean come?Copy !req
213. Where's my boy?Copy !req
214. He's at class, Doc.
First day.Copy !req
215. I'm here, though, Pop!Copy !req
216. And while I got you
in a groovy mood,Copy !req
217. I need a quick cash injectionCopy !req
218. for, uh, some upgrades
I want to do to my new room.Copy !req
219. Now, I can keep the costs downCopy !req
220. by do-it-myself'ing
the paint and wallpaper,Copy !req
221. but frankly, I'm out of my depthCopy !req
222. - when it comes to this skylight.
- No, Hank. Just... no.Copy !req
223. I'm not giving you any money.Copy !req
224. Wh...? C'mon!Copy !req
225. You gave Dean his own checkbook!Copy !req
226. And I gave you a choice.Copy !req
227. Either you enrolled in school...Copy !req
228. - Well...
- Clown college doesn't count.Copy !req
229. Or you get a job.Copy !req
230. I'm sorry, gentlemen,
but visiting hours are over.Copy !req
231. You're free to come
back tonight, okay?Copy !req
232. Can I get one of those?Copy !req
233. Because while my dad
might be a billionaire,Copy !req
234. I don't have a pot to piss in!Copy !req
235. You're lucky I'm not
charging you rent, Hank!Copy !req
236. Wait.
Where are you going?Copy !req
237. Nurse, this man is my bodyguard.Copy !req
238. He's authorized
to stay the night.Copy !req
239. Yeah, I'm not doing that.Copy !req
240. Wait.
Stay with me, Bro-o-o...Copy !req
241. It's bad.Copy !req
242. Hey, sweetie.
Rough day, huh?Copy !req
243. Yeah. New York is lousy
with superheroes.Copy !req
244. Y-You'll do better next time.Copy !req
245. You don't understand, baby.
There is no next time!Copy !req
246. I'm broke. Game over.
I have nothing left.Copy !req
247. You have me.
You have 21.Copy !req
248. - You have this beautiful house.
- You mean this money pit!Copy !req
249. What the hell was I thinking,
pouring all my...Copy !req
250. These sconces!
Look at these sconces.Copy !req
251. $1,200 apiece.Copy !req
252. Was I out of my mind?Copy !req
253. Okay, well, breaking them
isn't gonna...Copy !req
254. This vintage
rosewood executive deskCopy !req
255. by Arne Vodder for Sibast.Copy !req
256. $8,000!Copy !req
257. - Oh! Ohh!
- You're gonna get it all back.Copy !req
258. The Guild has assigned you
a cherry new arch.Copy !req
259. - Yeah, a cruddy Level Five.
- It's a start.Copy !req
260. Baby steps, sweetie.
Just work the program.Copy !req
261. Log some arches.
Earn your way up the ladder.Copy !req
262. - I-I can't.
- Yes, you can!Copy !req
263. Because you are
the Mighty Fucking Monarch.Copy !req
264. You're a survivor,
just like your namesake.Copy !req
265. Every spring, these little guysCopy !req
266. migrate thousands of miles
from Mexico to Canada.Copy !req
267. They average
maybe 50 miles a day,Copy !req
268. but, little by little,
they get there.Copy !req
269. And in the fall,
they pick themselves up,Copy !req
270. and they make
the long journey back.Copy !req
271. The point is, you can do
anything you set your mind to.Copy !req
272. Because Monarchs never quit.Copy !req
273. You're right.
Thank you, honey-bunny.Copy !req
274. I wish you could've met her
when she was alive.Copy !req
275. She would've liked you.Copy !req
276. I was quite excited
to see your name on my roster.Copy !req
277. I mean, your grandfather
was a huge inspiration to me.Copy !req
278. Well, thank you. But my father's
the real reason I'm here.Copy !req
279. Uh-huh. Yeah, I've, uh...
I've heard of him, too.Copy !req
280. See, he signed me up
for all these classes,Copy !req
281. and the truth is, I'm not
really interested in science.Copy !req
282. Oh, no?
What are you interested in?Copy !req
283. Well... I don't really know.Copy !req
284. That's kind of
why I'm in college.Copy !req
285. But I definitely know
that I don't...Copy !req
286. Want to be like your father.Copy !req
287. I myself was born the scion
of a powerful family.Copy !req
288. Daddy wanted me to go
into the family business.Copy !req
289. I can relate.Copy !req
290. With all due respect, Professor,
I don't think you can.Copy !req
291. It's not just him.Copy !req
292. It's his whole
super-science world.Copy !req
293. It's like it has its own gravityCopy !req
294. that just attracts
all these... these freaks,Copy !req
295. a-and if you're stuck
in his orbit, then...Copy !req
296. This was Pop.Copy !req
297. Pop wanted
only two things in life...Copy !req
298. to rule the world and to make
his son just like him.Copy !req
299. Uh, also to destroy
Dr. Atomicus,Copy !req
300. so three...
three things in life.Copy !req
301. - Y-Your father was a s...
- Big-time.Copy !req
302. And, man, did he mess me up.Copy !req
303. I went to a really dark placeCopy !req
304. when I wasn't
much older than you.Copy !req
305. But you know what saved me?Copy !req
306. The power of science.Copy !req
307. Not the kind of power
he was after.Copy !req
308. I'm talking about the power to
make the world a better place,Copy !req
309. the power to help mankind.Copy !req
310. That's the kind of power
you needCopy !req
311. if you want to escape gravity.Copy !req
312. - I-I want.
- Then tell you what.Copy !req
313. You take just one of my classes,
see if you like it,Copy !req
314. and we move on from there?Copy !req
315. Well... okay.Copy !req
316. What's the least
super-science-y class you have?Copy !req
317. All science is super,
young Dean.Copy !req
318. - Uhh...
- Uh, botany.Copy !req
319. Let's try you on botany.Copy !req
320. The communal areas are
for your lounging enjoyment.Copy !req
321. You'll find the kitchen
one level downCopy !req
322. and stocked with snacks aplenty.Copy !req
323. The shared bathroom
is convenientlyCopy !req
324. across the hall
from your room...Copy !req
325. and here is
your honeymoon suite!Copy !req
326. Uh, questions?Copy !req
327. Uh... are you having ze Wi-Fis?Copy !req
328. Ah! Yes. Our network's
named "Rust-4-Life,"Copy !req
329. and the password is... Huh.Copy !req
330. "Kate-Jackson-Meow"?Copy !req
331. Please don't share it
with anyone.Copy !req
332. 'Cause it's embarrassing.
So, there's just the matterCopy !req
333. of your, uh... ahem... rent.Copy !req
334. It's $250 per night,
plus the $30 cleaning fee...Copy !req
335. Cash! Aces.Copy !req
336. Well, I hope
you enjoy your stay,Copy !req
337. and thanks again
for choosing AirB&Me...Copy !req
338. a wholly-owned subsidiary
of HankCo.Copy !req
339. Hey, mami.
I like what I see.Copy !req
340. Ugh.
Piss off, you pervert.Copy !req
341. Aw, why you gotta be like that?Copy !req
342. I mean it, you dickhead.Copy !req
343. - I've got Mace!
- And I've got flowers!Copy !req
344. Hank! Jesus!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
345. I suddenly found myself
flush with cashCopy !req
346. and wanted to share
the wealth with my best gal.Copy !req
347. What say we paint the town?
You name the color.Copy !req
348. Aww, that's sweet, boo-boo.Copy !req
349. But I told you... I got class.Copy !req
350. But that was this morning.Copy !req
351. Yeah, I got more than one.Copy !req
352. - It's college.
- Well, that seems excessive.Copy !req
353. Look, I-I gotta go.
I'm gonna be late.Copy !req
354. We will do something
this weekend, okay?Copy !req
355. I promise.Copy !req
356. Uh, o... o-kay.Copy !req
357. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
358. - Hey, how do I look?
- You look good.Copy !req
359. Well... except don't
do that with your face.Copy !req
360. Ugh! Can't help it.Copy !req
361. This gel, it's just so stiff.Copy !req
362. I need pliable hold!Copy !req
363. At least you don't look like
Piter De Vries anymore.Copy !req
364. Who the hell is Piter... Oh!Copy !req
365. He's from one of
your geek things, isn't he?Copy !req
366. So, uh, what's the deal
with this new arch?Copy !req
367. Is he cool or what?Copy !req
368. "Professor Victor Von Helping."Copy !req
369. - Oh. Guess not.
- Helping. So cheesy.Copy !req
370. "Dean of Sciences, Stuyvesant
University," blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
371. "Active member of Greenpeace,
Doctors Without Borders."Copy !req
372. Oh, shit!Copy !req
373. Oh, my God.
Guess whose kid he is.Copy !req
374. Holy!
Is that Vigo Von Hellfire?Copy !req
375. He's, like, Guild royalty.Copy !req
376. Apparently, little VictorCopy !req
377. was being groomed
for the family business,Copy !req
378. but had a change of heart afterCopy !req
379. "a freak super-science accident
left him hideously scarredCopy !req
380. on over 80% of his body."Copy !req
381. Ew. Is he all melty-looking
and stuff?Copy !req
382. - No. He looks fine.
- Huh. Handsome, even.Copy !req
383. In, like,
a Paul Atreides kind of way.Copy !req
384. - Geek! Geek! Geek!
- Sorry! Sorry!Copy !req
385. Hiya, stranger.Copy !req
386. We botany buddies?Copy !req
387. I thought
you was quittin' science.Copy !req
388. No.
Just my dad's kind of science.Copy !req
389. Ugh!
Tell me about it.Copy !req
390. My dad tried to push me
into marine biology,Copy !req
391. but, like,
no, fucking thank you.Copy !req
392. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
393. That didn't work out
so hot for him, you know?Copy !req
394. - Or me, to be quite honest.
- I know, right?Copy !req
395. It's like they don't even see
what their whole obsessionCopy !req
396. with super-science
is doing to their own kids.Copy !req
397. You know I'm a clone?
Me and Hank both.Copy !req
398. - Yeah, I know. He told me.
- How messed up is that?Copy !req
399. Not as messed up
as being, like, dead.Copy !req
400. So, you know...Copy !req
401. maybe super-science
ain't all bad.Copy !req
402. Brr! Hoo!
It's a brisk one out there!Copy !req
403. Sorry I'm late, students.Copy !req
404. Ah! Well.Copy !req
405. Looks like it's just
the three of us, then.Copy !req
406. Not anymore!Copy !req
407. The Monarch
is auditing this class!Copy !req
408. Oh! Hey.
Hey, Dean Venture!Copy !req
409. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
410. Hank.Copy !req
411. Hey, Pop?
You awake?Copy !req
412. Well, hello
there, son. How was your day?Copy !req
413. Honestly, it started good,Copy !req
414. but it turned out to be
kind of a bummer.Copy !req
415. Well, that
doesn't sound very Hank of you.Copy !req
416. Yeah, well,
it ain't easy maintainingCopy !req
417. my famous can-do attitudeCopy !req
418. when you're always
all "can't-don't" to me.Copy !req
419. I don't get it.Copy !req
420. I mean, Dean cuts and runs
on Team Venture,Copy !req
421. and you give him
whatever he wants.Copy !req
422. But I stick around,
and you punish me for it.Copy !req
423. I mean, I know
he's your favorite,Copy !req
424. but do you have to act like it?Copy !req
425. I just feel so...Copy !req
426. kind of alone now that...Copy !req
427. What is that?Copy !req
428. They...
They say that music helps.Copy !req
429. See?Copy !req
430. I-I heard music.Copy !req
431. Am I dreaming?Copy !req
432. It's no dream, Pop.
It's...Copy !req
433. Wait a minute.
Uh, how much did you hear?Copy !req
434. You really came to see me?Copy !req
435. Yeah.
I-I guess I did.Copy !req
436. Aww.Copy !req
437. I want you to know
you've always been my favorite.Copy !req
438. I love you...Copy !req
439. Kate Jackson.Copy !req
440. Hank?Copy !req
441. It's game night, man!Copy !req
442. I'm comin' for that flat-screen!Copy !req
443. - What are you doin'?
- Alarm went off in Hank's room.Copy !req
444. That ain't Hank's room anymore.Copy !req
445. And Hank went out an hour ago.Copy !req
446. We go in on three.Copy !req
447. One...Copy !req
448. Three!Copy !req
449. No. Nothing.Copy !req
450. Where is it, Von Hippie?Copy !req
451. Where is what?
It's a botany lab.Copy !req
452. Is this some kind
of rush-week prank?Copy !req
453. No, we're your new arches,
you condescending putz!Copy !req
454. We're here to fight you
and steal your shit!Copy !req
455. Well, I'm not going
to fight you.Copy !req
456. Okay, that'll work.Copy !req
457. Aah! Mother...Copy !req
458. Nice.
Step aside, you child.Copy !req
459. Ow!Copy !req
460. This is absolutely broken!Copy !req
461. - Why is there metal...
- This is just fucking sad.Copy !req
462. Shut up!
21! Grab her!Copy !req
463. - Dude, that's Wide Wale's dau...
- Do it!Copy !req
464. - Really?
- Hey!Copy !req
465. Now give us
your secret science shit!Copy !req
466. Or my Number 2's gonna goCopy !req
467. "Mama had a baby,
and its head popped off"Copy !req
468. on your little dandelion here!Copy !req
469. Enough!Copy !req
470. Do as you like to me,Copy !req
471. but you do not
threaten my students!Copy !req
472. You wanted to get
a rise out of me.Copy !req
473. - Hey.
- Well, how do you like me now?Copy !req
474. How do you like facing
the full wrathCopy !req
475. of
Professor Victor Von Hellfire?Copy !req
476. No, no.
No, please, Professor!Copy !req
477. Don't let him drag you
down to his level.Copy !req
478. - Hey!
- What's it gonna take, Monarch?Copy !req
479. Huh? To rid my life of creeps
like you once and for all?Copy !req
480. Why do you even do this?
Do you even know anymore?Copy !req
481. Oh, what do you know,
rich bitch?Copy !req
482. You never had to work
for a living.Copy !req
483. Taking shit arches
instead of doingCopy !req
484. what you really want to do!Copy !req
485. Or hating
who you really want to hate!Copy !req
486. Fine! There's only one way
to end this, then, isn't there?Copy !req
487. Gun!Copy !req
488. One... million...Copy !req
489. dollars.Copy !req
490. There!
Is that gonna be enoughCopy !req
491. for you to leave
my professor alone?Copy !req
492. To leave me alone? Huh?Copy !req
493. Well, I... Uh, yeah?Copy !req
494. Then... Oh.
Uh, okay.Copy !req
495. T-That okay with you, Professor?Copy !req
496. I should be calling
you professor.Copy !req
497. Because you've taught me
something here tonight,Copy !req
498. - young Dean.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
499. Can we please leave
this after-school special?Copy !req
500. Oh, uh, but, first,
can we get you to sign this?Copy !req
501. Standard Guild form 4-B,
arch confirmation...Copy !req
502. Oh, of course. Oh.
I seem to have lost my pen.Copy !req
503. - Hey, are you okay?
- Oh, please, are you kidding me?Copy !req
504. I grew up
around Level Nines and Tens.Copy !req
505. These guys are,
like, negative threes.Copy !req
506. I dunno what they were.
That was an embarrassment.Copy !req
507. Um, but you're...
but you're so sweet for asking.Copy !req
508. My hero.Copy !req
509. Oh! Oh, come on.Copy !req
510. It was nothin'. I didn't...Copy !req
511. Oh, no!Copy !req
512. Top earner for the month!
Oh, so proud!Copy !req
513. I knew you could do it, honey.Copy !req
514. Even Z was impressed.Copy !req
515. He sent this over.Copy !req
516. Geek!Copy !req