1. OHH!Copy !req
2. WHAT'S...? WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
3. NO! NO!Copy !req
4. LET ME OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
5. COME ON! LET ME OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
6. I'LL KILL YOU!
YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
7. COME ON! WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
8. HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
9. YOU WANT MONEY? I HAVE MONEY.Copy !req
10. TELL ME!Copy !req
11. YOU... YOU ALIVE?Copy !req
12. HEY. HEY! YOU ALIVE?Copy !req
13. SHUT UP. GEEZ.Copy !req
14. WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?Copy !req
15. DUDE! I'M CHAINED TO A URINAL
WITH A STACK OF BODIES!Copy !req
16. HEY, DID YOU TAKE MY PANTS?Copy !req
17. ME? ARE YOU INSANE?Copy !req
18. I'M CHAINED HERE, YOU IDIOT!Copy !req
19. OH, WH... HEY, SO AM I.
WHAT THE...Copy !req
20. PANTS! I WANT SOME PANTS!Copy !req
21. LET US OUT OF HERE! HELP!Copy !req
22. HELP! I'M CHAINED TO A TOILETCopy !req
23. WITH A LUNATIC IN HIS UNDERPANTS!
HELP! NO!Copy !req
24. NO! I'M NOT THE LUNATIC!
HELP WITH PANTS!Copy !req
25. HEY, WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?
MY WIFE.Copy !req
26. I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
AND SOME BAD NEWS.Copy !req
27. ALL RIGHT, BAD NEWS.Copy !req
28. MY MARRIAGE IS FALLING APART,Copy !req
29. AND I'VE BEEN
MASTURBATING TO HENTAICopy !req
30. BECAUSE I'M LONELY AND UNABLE TO
CONNECT WITH REAL PEOPLE. OHH, GOD.Copy !req
31. GROSS. WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?Copy !req
32. AH, THE GOOD NEWS IS THATCopy !req
33. MY WIFE AND THE ENTIRE
GUILD COUNCILCopy !req
34. ARE IN SEQUESTER.Copy !req
35. SO, KANO, MY FAITHFUL
BODYGUARD AND CHAUFFEUR,Copy !req
36. WHO IS OUR NEXT VICTIM?Copy !req
37. OHH. IT'S TOO MUCH.Copy !req
38. THE WANDERING SPIDER?Copy !req
39. UH, THOSE DARTS
HAD NEUROTOXIN IN THEM.Copy !req
40. I HAD A WEEK OF PRIAPISM,Copy !req
41. AND I STILL CAN'T FEEL MY TOES.Copy !req
42. DUDE, WE HAVE
TWO MORE TO GO. TWO!Copy !req
43. AND THEN WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE
ARCHING VENTURE.Copy !req
44. RED DEATH. RED DEATH.Copy !req
45. HE'S NEXT.Copy !req
46. ARCHES ONCE A YEAR,
LEAVES A BODY COUNT...Copy !req
47. NO WAY.Copy !req
48. RED DEATH.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO SCARED?Copy !req
49. PUSHOVER... HE'S LIKE 80.Copy !req
50. UM, PROFESSOR STERLING SMART...Copy !req
51. VAPORIZED ALONG
WITH A PERSONAL ARMYCopy !req
52. OF LIKE 50 SUPER SOLDIERS.Copy !req
53. VAPORIZED. LOOK IT UP.
I WILL LOOK IT UP.Copy !req
54. POOF. GONE. LOOK IT UP. I'LL
YEAH, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.Copy !req
55. LOOK IT UP. OKAY! FINE!Copy !req
56. I'LL DEAL WITH RED DEATH ALONE.Copy !req
57. Dr.
"DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE?Copy !req
58. MY DOGS ARE BARKING
IN THESE NEW SHOES."Copy !req
59. "LIGHTER?
I USE MATCHES. I'M SORRY."Copy !req
60. "THEY'RE NEW AND MADE OF
LEATHER."Copy !req
61. WAIT, WH...
WHICH ONE ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
62. I'M DOING THE SMOKING ONE.Copy !req
63. I SENT YOU A NEW CODE
IN THE E-MAIL.Copy !req
64. LOOK, WHATEVER.
DO YOU ACCEPT OUR OFFER?Copy !req
65. CAN WE RELY ON YOU?
THE OFFER'S FAIR.Copy !req
66. OFF THE RECORD, THE O.S.I.
WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR STING.Copy !req
67. THE REST IS UP TO YOUR DECOY.Copy !req
68. YOU GUARANTEE
THE VENTURE'S SAFETY?Copy !req
69. 100% GUARANTEED.Copy !req
70. WE'VE ASCERTAINED THAT
THE BLUE MORPHO'S NEXT TARGETCopy !req
71. IS RED DEATH.Copy !req
72. HE'S THE MOST
PROFESSIONAL VILLAINCopy !req
73. STILL IN THE GAME.Copy !req
74. RED DEATH. THE MAN IS A LEGEND.Copy !req
75. GOOD TO HEAR
THAT OLD SON OF A BUCKCopy !req
76. IS STILL PLAYING HARDBALL.Copy !req
77. Phantom Limb:
"DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE?Copy !req
78. MY DOGS ARE BARKING
IN THESE NEW SHOES."Copy !req
79. AH, GIVE ME A BREAK, LIMB.
JUST SIT DOWN.Copy !req
80. AND, UH, NICE HAT.Copy !req
81. YEAH, SAME THING.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.Copy !req
82. I JUST WOKE UP HERE.Copy !req
83. WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME REASON.Copy !req
84. DUDE, CAN YOU REACH THAT PIPE?Copy !req
85. THIS IS STARTING TO WIGGLE.Copy !req
86. YEAH, HERE. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
87. WHY IS YOUR CHAIN
WAY LONGER THAN MINE?Copy !req
88. WHO CARES WHOSE IS LONGER?Copy !req
89. WHAT IS THIS?
8th GRADE GYM CLASS?Copy !req
90. NO, IT'S JUST WEIRD.Copy !req
91. OKAY, W-WHATEVER.Copy !req
92. HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
93. AAH! OHH! SORRY! SORRY!Copy !req
94. RIGHT ON THE KNUCKLE!
THIS IS BAD ENOUGH.Copy !req
95. NICELY DONE!
AND THAT MAKES IT WORSE.Copy !req
96. I'M SO SORRY. AH, IT KILLS!Copy !req
97. HERE. PULL MY FINGER.Copy !req
98. SERIOUSLY? A FART JOKE?Copy !req
99. NO, YOU MORON. IT'S DISLOCATED.Copy !req
100. JUST PULL IT. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
UM, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
101. UM. UH...Copy !req
102. AHH.Copy !req
103. DID... DID YOU JUST DO THAT?Copy !req
104. WHICH ONE IS YOURS? LILA.Copy !req
105. THAT LITTLE RAGAMUFFIN
IN THE RAIN BOOTS.Copy !req
106. SHE WON'T TAKE THOSE OFF,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
107. NOT SINCE I READ HER
"PADDINGTON BEAR."Copy !req
108. NOW IT'S ALL RAIN BOOTS
AND MARMALADE SANDWICHESCopy !req
109. FOR THAT ONE.
SHE'S, UH... ADORABLE.Copy !req
110. YEAH, SHE'S GOT A LOT
OF HER OLD MAN.Copy !req
111. I CAN'T HELP BUT SEE MYSELF
IN HER A LITTLE.Copy !req
112. SHE SURE DOES.Copy !req
113. YEAH, SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE
SHE DOES HAVE THAT...Copy !req
114. ARE YOU BABYSITTING? HUH, WHAT?Copy !req
115. OH, YOU KNOW, I...
TAKE CARE OF A LOT OF THINGS...Copy !req
116. MANY THINGS.Copy !req
117. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHILD,
MR. MONARCH.Copy !req
118. SO I FIGURED.Copy !req
119. YOU... YOU KNOW WHO I AM?Copy !req
120. WHAT... YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH?Copy !req
121. OH, OF COURSE.
BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.Copy !req
122. THAT MARIONETTE THING
YOU MADE FOR RUSTY VENTURE?Copy !req
123. WONDERFUL. WOW, I-I'M FLATTERED.Copy !req
124. I... RED DEATH KNOWS MY WORK.Copy !req
125. I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE...
THAT'S MY BUSINESS.Copy !req
126. BUT WE'RE NOT AT THE OFFICE
RIGHT NOW, YOU SEE.Copy !req
127. AND THAT'S THE SECRET.Copy !req
128. YOU GOT TO SEPARATE YOUR WORK
FROM YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
129. IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPECopy !req
130. ONCE YOU START LIVING
AS YOUR CHARACTER.Copy !req
131. THE OBSESSION STARTS,
THE DARKNESS...Copy !req
132. A MAN CAN DO TERRIBLE THINGS
WHEN HE'S LOST HIS WAY.Copy !req
133. TERRIBLE THINGS.Copy !req
134. OH, STOP! HEY!Copy !req
135. UH, NO! STOP RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
136. OH-HO, THIS IS...Copy !req
137. I AM COMPLETELY
NOT PREPARED FOR THIS.Copy !req
138. PLEASE, STOP!Copy !req
139. WHY DOESN'T THIS LOBBY HAVE
A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?Copy !req
140. THIS IS MADNESS!Copy !req
141. HOW'S IT HANGING, TOUGH GUY?Copy !req
142. GAH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
143. REEL IT IN, HATRED.Copy !req
144. THIS IS A COVERT
MILITARY ACTION.Copy !req
145. LOCK THIS PLACE UP,
TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF,Copy !req
146. AND, UH, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT
THAT FLASHLIGHT.Copy !req
147. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
148. I SAID WE WERE HAVING SUPPER
AT 4:00!Copy !req
149. AND IT'S 4:30!Copy !req
150. WHAT IS IT,
THANKSGIVING OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
151. WHO EATS DINNER AT 4:00?Copy !req
152. SUPPER! NOT DINNER!
SUPPER! I SAID SUPPER!Copy !req
153. OH, SORRY, HONEY. SUPPER!Copy !req
154. I WAS LATE BECAUSE
I WAS TALKING TO RED DEATH.Copy !req
155. GOD, WHAT THE...? HOW DID
THAT HAPPEN? RIGHT?Copy !req
156. AND HE IS THE SWEETEST MAN
IN THE WORLDCopy !req
157. AND TERRIFYING.Copy !req
158. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
159. HE IS SO AWESOME.Copy !req
160. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
161. I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM. NO WAY.Copy !req
162. NO, WE CAN'T KILL HIM.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
163. THE MAN IS A TREASURE.Copy !req
164. IF WE DO ANYTHING SINISTER,Copy !req
165. HE WILL MURDER US IN OUR SLEEP.Copy !req
166. BUT YOUR MIGHTY LEADER
HAS COME UP WITH A PLAN.Copy !req
167. HANG ON,
I'VE BEEN IN TRAFFIC ALL DAY.Copy !req
168. I GOT TO PISS
LIKE SECRETARIAT HERE.Copy !req
169. NO, MANOLO HASN'T FINISHED
THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM YET.Copy !req
170. YOU GOT TO USE THE UPSTAIRS ONE.
AAH!Copy !req
171. FINE.Copy !req
172. HERE... TURN AROUND. DON'T LOOK.Copy !req
173. WHAT? NO! [ UNZIPS,
LIQUID TRICKLING ]Copy !req
174. DON'T PISS IN THE SINK.
I THINK YOU MEAN,Copy !req
175. "DON'T PISS IN THE SINK AGAIN."Copy !req
176. "AGAIN TODAY," ACTUALLY.Copy !req
177. Dr.
SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
178. ME, A HANDSOME BILLIONAIRE
PLAYBOY SUPER SCIENTIST,Copy !req
179. YOU, SENT HERE TO HELP ME.Copy !req
180. MAYBE NOT SENT.Copy !req
181. MAYBE YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE.Copy !req
182. BECAUSE YOU'RE DRAWN HERE...
TO ME.Copy !req
183. UM, WE NEED THE CIVILIANS
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
184. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS DOG AND PONY SHOWCopy !req
185. ON THE DAMN ROAD ALREADY.Copy !req
186. SNOOPY, GIVE ME CHATTER!Copy !req
187. THE BAIT, A.K.A. RED DEATH,Copy !req
188. IS IN LONG ISLAND PREPARING.Copy !req
189. NO MOVEMENT. WHAT? YOU'RE
TRACKING AGENTS OF THE GUILD?Copy !req
190. HOW DARE YOU!Copy !req
191. LIKE DOGS SNIFFING
A CANNON BARREL,Copy !req
192. YOU WILL REGRET YOUR... WHOA,
WHOA, NOBODY'S TRACKING ANYBODY!Copy !req
193. HE JUST CALLED ME, I SWEAR!Copy !req
194. EITHER THAT LITTLE LIGHT SHOW
STOPS OR YOUR HEART DOES.Copy !req
195. HAMILTON, PUT IT BACK
IN YOUR PANTS!Copy !req
196. WE'RE ALL HERE TO TAKE DOWN
THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
197. HOW ARE THE DECOYS GOING?Copy !req
198. WOW, IT'S LIKE
LOOKING INTO A MIRROR.Copy !req
199. YEAH, IF THE MEMBERS
OF GRAND FUNK RAILROADCopy !req
200. WERE BEHIND US.Copy !req
201. YEAH, UH, THESE DISGUISE KITSCopy !req
202. HAVEN'T BEEN USED
SINCE THE '70s.Copy !req
203. THERE'S A WHOLE BAG
OF FALSE SIDEBURNS IN THERE.Copy !req
204. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?Copy !req
205. WE HAD THEM REMOVED AND REPLACEDCopy !req
206. WITH A CONDUIT
TO OUR DISPLAY GOGGLE.Copy !req
207. THEY NEVER STOP ITCHING.Copy !req
208. I'M GONNA SET YOU UP RIGHT.Copy !req
209. NOW, I COULD DUMP YOU
INTO A BLUE SPEED SUITCopy !req
210. AND CALL IT A DAY,Copy !req
211. OR WE COULD DO THIS RIGHT,
DO THIS WITH PANACHE.Copy !req
212. DEAN, GO GET YOUR SWEATER VEST.Copy !req
213. CLASSIC MODEL HANK AND DEAN!Copy !req
214. I'M ON IT!Copy !req
215. UH, YOUR RED EYE IS BLINKING.Copy !req
216. IT IS? OH, GREAT!Copy !req
217. THAT'S AN E-MAIL I CAN'T READ
TILL I PUT ON MY GOGGLE.Copy !req
218. ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT!
ONCE, TWICE, THREE, SHOOT!Copy !req
219. ROCK. YOU LOSE. ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT!
ONCE, TWICE, THREE, SHOOT!Copy !req
220. ROCK. YOU LOSE AGAIN.Copy !req
221. HUH? PAPER BEATS ROCK!Copy !req
222. NO, IT DOESN'T.
ROCK BEATS EVERYTHING.Copy !req
223. WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY PAPER?
IT'S STUPID.Copy !req
224. YOU SHOULD PLAY ROCK.
IT'S THE BEST ONE.Copy !req
225. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GUARD THE BOYS TONIGHT.Copy !req
226. BUT I AM KEEPING THIS ON.Copy !req
227. I LOOK GREAT AS YOU.Copy !req
228. COME ON, LET'S GO.
I CALLED MY MOM,Copy !req
229. AND SHE'S MAKING
VEAL PICCATA TONIGHT.Copy !req
230. IT'S GOOD.
AND I HATE VEAL, USUALLY.Copy !req
231. IT'S VEAL PICCATA! IT'S GREAT!Copy !req
232. CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req
233. OKAY, I'M LEAVING NOW.Copy !req
234. DON'T STEAL ANYTHING.Copy !req
235. IF YOU START FEELING... BLUE,Copy !req
236. I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO SNEAK YOU OUT SOME.Copy !req
237. I GOT YOUR BACK. WINK.Copy !req
238. YOU GOT TO STOP THAT, BILLY.Copy !req
239. DON'T EAT THAT.
HE'S TESTING YOU.Copy !req
240. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M STARVING!Copy !req
241. THERE'S LITTLE HATS ON THE
CHICKEN LEGS AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
242. I'M EATING THIS! DON'T.Copy !req
243. IT SLIDES IN HERE THREE TIMES A DAY.
IT'S POISONOUS.Copy !req
244. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT COMES
THREE TIMES A DAY?Copy !req
245. NO, I MEANT I-I BET IT COMES
THREE TIMES A DAY.Copy !req
246. IT'S JUST THAT THAT'S,
LIKE, RECOMMENDEDCopy !req
247. BECAUSE OF THE FOOD PYRAMID WITH, YOU
KNOW, GRAINS. WAIT! COME ON! ENOUGH!Copy !req
248. JUST... HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?Copy !req
249. WEEKS. I CAN'T TELL.Copy !req
250. WEEKS? AND YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ANY OF THE FOOD?Copy !req
251. WHAT... WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN EATING?Copy !req
252. UH, THEM...?Copy !req
253. BUT, LIKE, THEY WERE FRESH
AND... AND MAINLY THE BUTTS.Copy !req
254. NOT THE DIRTY PART OF THE BUTTS.Copy !req
255. THAT'S, LIKE GROSS. AAH! HELP!Copy !req
256. JUST THE... THE MEAT.
SOMEBODY HELP ME!Copy !req
257. THE BUTT MEAT.
HE'S A BUTT-EATER!Copy !req
258. Red Death: KATE, CAN YOU
REFRIGERATE MY DINNER IN A ZIPLOC?Copy !req
259. I HAVE AN ARCHING TONIGHT.Copy !req
260. IT'S A SPECIAL ONE.Copy !req
261. SURE, LAMB CHOP.Copy !req
262. YOU WANT THE ROLL
IN THERE WITH IT?Copy !req
263. NO, NO.
IT GETS ALL MUSHY IN THE GRAVY.Copy !req
264. SHOW TIME.Copy !req
265. YOU WANT YOUR BROWNIE
IN THERE, TOO, CUDDLES?Copy !req
266. BROWNIES? YES! THANK YOU!Copy !req
267. Shore Leave: CELEBRITIES MAKING OUT
WITH BRIDGE-AND-TUNNEL NOBODIES.Copy !req
268. GIANT CHICKEN DANCING
WITH RICHIE RICH.Copy !req
269. TYPE O-NEGATIVE ONE NIGHT,
50 CENT THE NEXT.Copy !req
270. EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
EVERYONE GETS ALONG.Copy !req
271. THIS IS YOUR
COMING-OF-AGE RITUAL, BOYS.Copy !req
272. WELCOME TO... THE LIMELIGHT!Copy !req
273. MARKET.Copy !req
274. SO... WE'RE COMING OF AGE
IN A MALL?Copy !req
275. WHAT HAPPENED?
THAT IS SACRILEGE!Copy !req
276. YEAH! IT USED TO BE A CHURCH.
NO! WHO CARES?Copy !req
277. IT USED TO BE THE BEST CLUB
IN THE CITY.Copy !req
278. NOW IT'S A DAMN MALL!
THAT'S SACRILEGE.Copy !req
279. OKAY. PLAN "B."
WE'RE GOING TO CBGB'S.Copy !req
280. Red Death: VENTURE!
THIS IS YOUR DOOM!Copy !req
281. I COME FOR YOUR SOUL!Copy !req
282. DIE, DOCTOR VENTURE!Copy !req
283. Shore Leave: AW, BROCK GETS
TO KICK HIS ASS TONIGHT?Copy !req
284. YOU KNOW, HOW COME
EVEN WHEN I AM BROCK,Copy !req
285. I STILL WISH I WAS BROCK?Copy !req
286. THAT IS SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN LIVING WITHCopy !req
287. MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
288. IT'S... IT'S, LIKE, REAL WOOL,Copy !req
289. AND I AM ALLERGIC TO WOOL.Copy !req
290. I'M ALLERGIC TO YOU COMPLAINING.Copy !req
291. OH, DEAR.
OH, IS THERE A PROBLEM?Copy !req
292. SADLY. WE ARE AGENTS OF
THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT,Copy !req
293. SENT AT THE BEHEST
OF YOUR HUSBAND, RED DEATH.Copy !req
294. UM, HE'S BEEN COMPROMISED,
MA'AM.Copy !req
295. HE INSISTS THAT YOU TAKE LILA
AND GO TO YOUR MOTHER'S.Copy !req
296. TELL NO ONE,
DO NOT ANSWER YOUR CELLPHONE,Copy !req
297. EVEN IF IT'S FROM HIS NUMBER.Copy !req
298. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, MA'AM.
AH, YES.Copy !req
299. I-I UNDERSTAND. YES.
OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
300. WHOA! SMOKING.Copy !req
301. AN OLD MAN WITH A RED FACECopy !req
302. THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
A NOSE ON IT,Copy !req
303. AND HE'S MARRIED TO A MODEL!Copy !req
304. HE'S MY HERO.Copy !req
305. OH, WE ARE GONNA GET VAPORIZED.Copy !req
306. HEY, RUSTY, PULL MY FINGER!Copy !req
307. OKAY, UNCLE ACTION!Copy !req
308. I SAID MY FINGER, RUSTY!Copy !req
309. YOU PULLED THE PIN
OUT OF THIS GRENADE!Copy !req
310. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! OH, NO!Copy !req
311. COVER YOUR HEAD, LITTLE GUY!Copy !req
312. SCAMP THREE! NO!Copy !req
313. Dr. THAT STUPID "BOOM"
FLAG WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY KIDNEY.Copy !req
314. MY DAD REMOVED IT THAT NIGHT
WITH A LOCAL ANESTHETIC.Copy !req
315. I'M AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
316. I'M 8 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
317. OH, THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE!Copy !req
318. WELL, HOW DID I KNOW
YOU'D DIVE ON A GRENADE?Copy !req
319. BECAUSE HE HAS
VENTURE HERO BLOOD!Copy !req
320. 'CAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE
LOSING ANOTHER SCAMP.Copy !req
321. HERE'S SOMETHING.Copy !req
322. RODNEY KILLED A BABY ONCE.Copy !req
323. WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME.Copy !req
324. OH, NOW, HORACE! YOU STOP THAT!Copy !req
325. RODNEY NEVER KILLED A BABY.Copy !req
326. HE DID. HE'S A BABY KILLER.Copy !req
327. KILLED A SWEET LITTLE BABY.Copy !req
328. IT WAS A WEREWOLF!
A WEREWOLF!Copy !req
329. IT LOOKED LIKE A RABID ANIMAL.Copy !req
330. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS.Copy !req
331. BUT WHAT I SAW
WAS A WEE LITTLE BABY,Copy !req
332. JUST LAYING THERE WITH
A SILVER BULLET IN HIS BRAIN.Copy !req
333. WEE LITTLE BABY.
WEREWOLF!Copy !req
334. I SAVED YOUR DAMN LIFE!Copy !req
335. OH, THANK YOU, RODNEY.Copy !req
336. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME
FROM AN ATTACKING BABY.Copy !req
337. WEREWOLF! IT WAS A SMALL...Copy !req
338. I THOUGHT IT WAS
A DAMN OCELOT, OKAY?Copy !req
339. OKAY, BABY KILLER.Copy !req
340. IN POSITION.Copy !req
341. CHECK. IN POSITION.Copy !req
342. - IN POSITION.
- In position.Copy !req
343. JINX, OWE ME A COKE!Copy !req
344. ALL RIGHT.
MINE ARE IN POSITION, TOO.Copy !req
345. LET'S GIVE THE BLUE MORPHO
A PARTY TO CRASH.Copy !req
346. WE HAVE VILLAIN SIGN!Copy !req
347. OKAY, HUNTER.
TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL.Copy !req
348. THAT FELT COOL WHEN I SAID THAT.Copy !req
349. Red Death: DOCTOR VENTURE!
FACE YOUR DOOM!Copy !req
350. OH, MY GOODNESS! RED DEATH!Copy !req
351. I'M FRIGHTENED
BECAUSE I'M DR. VENTURE!Copy !req
352. HELP ME, BROCK!Copy !req
353. BEEP, BEEP-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP!Copy !req
354. GO TEAM VENTURE!
GO TEAM VENTURE!Copy !req
355. HE'S USING LIVE ROUNDS!Copy !req
356. COOL! WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE!Copy !req
357. NOW THAT LOOKS REALLY FUN.Copy !req
358. I LOVE SWIMMING AT NIGHT.Copy !req
359. NO, REALLY.
I THINK I'VE MET YOU BEFORE.Copy !req
360. WH-WHAT'S YOUR JOB?Copy !req
361. WHAT IS YOURS?
PROFESSIONAL NOSEY GUY?Copy !req
362. YOU NEED TO MIND
YOUR OWN BEESWAX.Copy !req
363. DO YOU MIND BEESWAX
FOR A LIVING?Copy !req
364. GET OUT OF MY WAX.Copy !req
365. N-NO. I-I SWEAR
I'VE MET YOU BEFORE.Copy !req
366. IT'S TOTALLY
IMPOSSIBLE. I'M A LONER.Copy !req
367. YEAH, OKAY, SORRY.
I'M JUST UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.Copy !req
368. HEY, COULD YOU WARM THIS UP?
IT GOT COLD.Copy !req
369. SURE.Copy !req
370. I KNEW IT! MAESTRO WAVE!Copy !req
371. I KNEW IT!
YOU'RE A SUPER VILLAIN!Copy !req
372. OKAY, I'M A SUPER VILLAIN.
BIG WHOOP.Copy !req
373. SO AM I! I'M THE TERMITE!Copy !req
374. YOU KNOW, WITH THE...
THE HELMET?Copy !req
375. I-I'M THE... I'M THE TERMITE!Copy !req
376. THE TERMITE?Copy !req
377. WAIT, WITH THOSE GROSSCopy !req
378. MOUTH GRABBY THINGS
ON THE HELMET?Copy !req
379. YES! MAXILLA PALPS!Copy !req
380. THOSE ARE MY MAXILLA PALPS!Copy !req
381. DUDE! EAT OUR WAY OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
382. YOU CAN TUNNEL OUT! EAT ME OUT!Copy !req
383. NO, WAIT. NO. I...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
384. JUST... TUNNEL!Copy !req
385. I NEED THE HELMET.
THAT'S HOW I...Copy !req
386. I'M NOT REALLY A TERMITE, DUDE.Copy !req
387. I, UH, APPROXIMATE A TERMITE'S
POWERS WITH A HELMET.Copy !req
388. I FELT LIKE I COULD'VE
BEEN MORE IN THE MOMENT,Copy !req
389. MORE PRESENT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
390. LET THE NECKERCHIEF
BE YOUR INSPIRATION.Copy !req
391. OH, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.Copy !req
392. DO YOU KNOW
IF WE'RE GONNA DO A RESET?Copy !req
393. OH, GEE. I TRIPPED. OOPS.Copy !req
394. WHOA, OW!Copy !req
395. OH, SORRY. THAT'S MINE.Copy !req
396. HELLO. RED DEATH.Copy !req
397. Your child
and your wife have been kidnapped.Copy !req
398. SIGN AWAY YOUR ARCHING RIGHTS
TO DR. VENTURECopy !req
399. AND THEY WILL BE RETURNED SAFELY
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
400. IF YOU DON'T... [ Deep voice
] I don't know who you are,Copy !req
401. but you have made
a very large mistake.Copy !req
402. I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR
SET OF SKILLS...Copy !req
403. SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED
OVER A VERY LONG CAREER,Copy !req
404. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE
FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.Copy !req
405. RELEASE MY FAMILY, AND THAT
WILL BE THE END OF THIS.Copy !req
406. BUT IF YOU DON'T,
I WILL LOOK FOR YOU,Copy !req
407. I WILL FIND YOU,
AND I WILL KILL YOU.Copy !req
408. UH, OKAY, UM... SORRY?Copy !req
409. AH, THAT WAS SO SCARY!Copy !req
410. THAT WAS SO SCARY!
OH, GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
411. THAT WAS SO SCARY! SCARY! THAT
WAS SO TERRIFYING.Copy !req
412. WE HAVE TO LET THEM GO! WE DON'T HAVE THEM!
WE CAN'T LET THEM GO!Copy !req
413. HE'S GONNA GO ALL LIAM NEESON!
HE'S GONNA VAPORIZE US!Copy !req
414. YOUR FATHER ALWAYS
COLLECTED FRIENDS...Copy !req
415. PRESIDENTS, MOVIE STARS.Copy !req
416. THE MAN SLEPT WITH GRACE KELLY!Copy !req
417. HE EVEN OWNED A BOXER.Copy !req
418. SO, THE BLUE MORPHO
WAS ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
419. WELL, THERE'S NO WAY
THIS NEW BLUE MORPHOCopy !req
420. IS THE OLD BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
421. IT'S PROBABLY
SOMEBODY LIKE HIM...Copy !req
422. SOMEONE WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE,
MAYBE EVEN SOMEONE WE KNOW.Copy !req
423. RIGHT, RUST? WELL, ORIGINAL
BLUE MORPHO IS DEAD.Copy !req
424. I REMEMBER JONAS
WAS BESIDE HIMSELF WITH GRIEF.Copy !req
425. KANO, TOO, OBVIOUSLY.
HE EVEN CRIED.Copy !req
426. KANO? MY DAD'S BIG, MUTE,
ASIAN BODYGUARD KANO?Copy !req
427. THAT GUY HAD NO EMOTIONS AT ALL.Copy !req
428. WHY DID HE CARE?
OH, MY GOD, RUSTY!Copy !req
429. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT
THEY ARE THE SAME KANO?Copy !req
430. IT'S IN
THE JONAS VENTURE COMICS.Copy !req
431. KANO JOINED TEAM VENTURE
WHEN BLUE MORPHO WAS POSSESSEDCopy !req
432. BY AN ALIEN VIRUS
THAT MADE HIM EVIL.Copy !req
433. I WOULDN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU
READ IN THOSE COMICS, BILLY.Copy !req
434. EXCEPT WHERE IT SAYS I KICKED
ASS, 'CAUSE I KICKED ASS!Copy !req
435. WELL, I'M GONNA JOIN THE OLD
PEOPLE AND YOUR BOYFRIENDCopy !req
436. AND GET TO BED.Copy !req
437. DON'T BE SUCH A STRANGER, RUST.
YOU'RE FAMILY.Copy !req
438. WELL, HEADING HOME AS WELL.Copy !req
439. I'M SURE THE BLUE MORPHO STING
WAS A WASH OUT.Copy !req
440. OF COURSE IT WAS.Copy !req
441. BECAUSE THE BLUE MORPHO
NEVER SHOWED UP, DID HE?Copy !req
442. WINK!Copy !req
443. WHATEVER. SAY GOOD NIGHT
TO YOUR "BOYFRIEND" FOR ME.Copy !req
444. WINK!Copy !req
445. WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY.Copy !req
446. THERE'S SO MANY OTHER WAYS!
THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS.Copy !req
447. IT'S HIS PLAN FOR ME.
WE COULD SET A TRAP!Copy !req
448. I'M SO SORRY. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS!Copy !req
449. YOU HAVE TO DIE. IT'S HIS PLAN.
YOU HAVE FREE WILL!Copy !req
450. HE NEEDS ME TO FEED
ON YOUR BUTT.Copy !req
451. OH, PLEASE DON'T! I'M SORRY.Copy !req
452. I KNOW YOU'RE THERE,
BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
453. RETURN MY FAMILY OR DIE!Copy !req
454. NO, NO, NO!
WE CAN EXPLAIN!Copy !req
455. DON'T VAPORIZE US! YOUR FAMILY
IS AT YOUR MOTHER IN-LAW'S!Copy !req
456. I SWEAR! CALL THERE!
I SWEAR WE DIDN'T TOUCH THEM!Copy !req
457. YOU'D BETTER BE
TELLING ME THE TRUTH,Copy !req
458. BECAUSE I SWEAR TO...Copy !req
459. CAROL? HI, HI. IS KATE THERE?Copy !req
460. YES, I'M FINE.Copy !req
461. UH, TH-THERE'S A BAG
IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR,Copy !req
462. BUT CAN YOU GET KATE, PLEASE?Copy !req
463. LILA NEEDS HER CORN CHIPS.Copy !req
464. KATE, KATE, ARE YOU...Copy !req
465. WELL, I-I TOLD HER
THAT THERE'S SOME IN...Copy !req
466. SWEETIE, THEY DON'T GO STALE
OVERNIGHT.Copy !req
467. OKAY, LOOK, I'LL...
I'LL COME PICK YOU UP SOON.Copy !req
468. YES, YES,
I'LL GET MORE ON THE WAY.Copy !req
469. LOVE YOU, TOO.Copy !req
470. SEE? EVERYTHING IS FINE.Copy !req
471. SO, WHY DOESN'T THE MONARCH
TELL ME EVERYTHING...Copy !req
472. FROM THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
473. WELL, LOOK WHO'S STILL HERE.Copy !req
474. WAITING FOR THE GOOD DOCTOR,
I ASSUME?Copy !req
475. NOPE. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR GARBAGE TONIGHT.Copy !req
476. I JUST GOT STOOD UP,Copy !req
477. AND I AM SO TIRED OF HIM
MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME.Copy !req
478. I AM GOING TO GO LOOK
FOR THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
479. I WILL FIND HIM,
AND I WILL KILL HIM MYSELF.Copy !req
480. AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
REALLY DRAMATIC,Copy !req
481. AND I JUST BLEW IT.Copy !req
482. WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH HERE?Copy !req
483. IS IT THE STAR, THE "L,"
THE ONE?Copy !req
484. SERVICE!Copy !req
485. AND A RETURN VOLLEY!Copy !req
486. ME, ME! THROW IT TO ME!
SPIKE IT!Copy !req
487. YES! NICE!Copy !req
488. GUESS WHO'S PEEING?
WELL, WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
489. GOOD GUYS AGAINST THE BAD GUYS!
WE'RE WINNING!Copy !req
490. WHY ARE YOU
ON THE BAD GUY'S SIDE?Copy !req
491. 'CAUSE PHANTOM LIMB
LEFT IN A HUFF.Copy !req
492. BUT MOSTLY 'CAUSE WE'RE WINNING.Copy !req
493. IT.
WHO WANTS A DOC-TAIL?Copy !req
494. THE MASTER MIXOLOGIST
IN THE HOUSE!Copy !req
495. Guild Sniper: YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE.Copy !req
496. BUT, I STAYED. CALL IT LOYALTY.
CALL IT DUMB.Copy !req
497. AND SHE WALKED ALL OVER ME.Copy !req
498. WOMEN.
YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.Copy !req
499. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE YOU.Copy !req
500. IT'S WHO I AM,Copy !req
501. WITHOUT THIS HATE, I'M NOTHING.Copy !req
502. I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
I CAN'T JUST TURN THIS OFF.Copy !req
503. I'M THE MAN WHO HATES
DR. VENTURE, PERIOD.Copy !req
504. WE'RE ALL VILLAINS, MONARCH,Copy !req
505. AND WITH RULES, WE GET TO SPILL
BLOOD AND TASTE VICTORY.Copy !req
506. HECK, I REALLY WANTED TO KILL
SOMEONE TONIGHT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
507. BUT... RULES. THEY HELP US HATE.Copy !req
508. YEAH, I TRIED TO TELL HIM THAT.Copy !req
509. OH, SHUT UP. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
510. I WAS YOUNG ONCE TOO, MONARCH.Copy !req
511. I HATED PROFESSOR CADMIUM
SO BAD.Copy !req
512. IT WAS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT.Copy !req
513. BUT, YOU KNOW, I FOUND A WAYCopy !req
514. TO DEAL WITH MY OBSESSION.Copy !req
515. WHAT DID YOU DO? I'LL TRY
ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.Copy !req
516. I TOOK A DEEP BREATH,
I MARCHED RIGHT UP TO HIM,Copy !req
517. LOOKED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYECopy !req
518. THEN CRUSHED HIS
SKULL WITH MY BARE HANDS!Copy !req
519. BEFORE I BURNED HIS HOUSE
TO THE GROUND,Copy !req
520. I SLAUGHTERED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.Copy !req
521. AND YOU'RE
THE FIRST TO KNOW THAT.Copy !req
522. FINISH YOUR TASK, BLUE MORPHO,
THEN CHANGE YOUR WAYS.Copy !req
523. YOU ARE SO...Copy !req
524. IF I WERE A WOMAN,
I WOULD NEVER STOP CALLING YOU.Copy !req
525. DUDE, I DON'T GET HOW
YOU CAN KILL LIKE THAT, THOUGH.Copy !req
526. LIKE, DON'T YOU EVER FEEL SAD?
ME?Copy !req
527. YOU'VE KILLED A LIST OF VILLAINS
FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD.Copy !req
528. WELL, NOT QUITE.Copy !req
529. UM... I GOT TO SHOW YOU GUYS
SOMETHING.Copy !req
530. FOR YOU, MY MASTERS!Copy !req
531. I AM ALL VILLAINS NOW!Copy !req
532. WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING?
WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?Copy !req
533. YOU GUYS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL
EACH OTHER! OH, THAT'S A REAL...Copy !req
534. YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,Copy !req
535. I COULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM
AND FEED MY PROBLEM, AS WELL.Copy !req
536. I'LL ONLY NEED A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
537. YEAH, SURE.
JUST CLEAN UP THE BODIESCopy !req
538. WITH YOUR VAPORIZING TRICK
WHEN YOU'RE DONE OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
539. OW! I DIDN'T KNOW!Copy !req
540. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
WE HAD A BATHROOM DOWN HERE?Copy !req
541. WHEN WE MEET AGAIN,Copy !req
542. IT WILL BE AS ENEMIES, WON'T IT?Copy !req
543. NO. NEVER! YOU'RE MY FRIEND.Copy !req
544. YOU'RE MY... MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
545. DON'T, MAN.
IT'S... IT'S TOO HARD.Copy !req
546. HOW WILL I KNOW YOU
IF WE MEET AGAIN?Copy !req
547. I MUST KNOW.Copy !req
548. BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE THIS...
THE WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU.Copy !req
549. YES, I AM A WOMAN.Copy !req
550. AND HOW WILL I RECOGNIZE YOU?Copy !req
551. BECAUSE I HAD THE TOP
OF MY SKULL REMOVED,Copy !req
552. AND I HAVE THIS PLASTIC DOME
WITH TUBES COMING OUT OF IT.Copy !req