1. There he is,
soaked in our brother's blood,Copy !req
2. literally redhanded.Copy !req
3. Take the shot, Councilwoman.Copy !req
4. What the...?
I know! Crazy!Copy !req
5. How did this even happen?Copy !req
6. 6x07 - "A Party For Tarzan"Copy !req
7. Well, it all started
when I was in 8th grade.Copy !req
8. You know the 8th-grade
Washington, D.C. trip?Copy !req
9. Well, ours, we had to present a flagCopy !req
10. to Senator
Ben Nighthorse Campbell ...Copy !req
11. awesome name ... and I was
the kid they chose to do it.Copy !req
12. Now, because I was a huge kidCopy !req
13. and because Henchmen don't
do that much research,Copy !req
14. I got kidnapped, instead of
Senator Nighthorse Campbell.Copy !req
15. You just have to sign this
and, then, we'll let you go.Copy !req
16. It's a harmless little law
I'd like you to instate.Copy !req
17. It simply makes the
surname Venture illegal!Copy !req
18. Nyah!Copy !req
19. Isn't that awesome?
Like he wasn't gonnaCopy !req
20. ransom the senator, or anything.Copy !req
21. He just wanted to make
Dr. Venture's name illegal.Copy !req
22. It sounds idiotic, right?
But just think about it:Copy !req
23. Every time Dr. Venture orders pizzaCopy !req
24. or like tries to cash
a check, or anything,Copy !req
25. Boom! they arrest his ass.Copy !req
26. - Classic Monarch!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
27. I'm telling you, sir...
you have the wrong person.Copy !req
28. Who the hell is Gary Fischer?Copy !req
29. Me! I-I'm Gary Fischer!Copy !req
30. You morons kidnapped the wrong guy!Copy !req
31. But he had the flag
and he looked way moreCopy !req
32. senatorial than the other
guy 'cause he... flag.Copy !req
33. Sir, as team leader,
I accept the full resp...Copy !req
34. Get rid of this idiot.Copy !req
35. Him, too.Copy !req
36. They didn't kill me, obviously.
They recruited me.Copy !req
37. I became a Henchman for the
Mighty Monarch on that dayCopy !req
38. and never looked back.
I never finished 8th grade, either.Copy !req
39. I got my GED later, though.Copy !req
40. You know, in case
henching didn't pan out,Copy !req
41. it is good to have a fallback.Copy !req
42. How does he do it?Copy !req
43. Every time I think I've got
him in my grip, he slithers out!Copy !req
44. You mark my words, you little worm.
I will get you,Copy !req
45. Dr. Heinie!
See? Not cool.Copy !req
46. - Am I the only one seeing this?
- Well, I'm not gonna pretendCopy !req
47. that it's worthy of the
spin, but it's just temporary.Copy !req
48. Plus, Dr. Heinie is kinda famous.Copy !req
49. His laser-hemorrhoid- removal
posters are all over the subway.Copy !req
50. It'll totally make the
papers when you thwart him.Copy !req
51. - It's a good thwart.
- Wasted thwart.Copy !req
52. Oh, honey, when you thwart him,Copy !req
53. you'll be a level-5 candidate and
you'll be thwarting Venture in no time.Copy !req
54. Fine!
I'll thwart Dr. Heinie.Copy !req
55. - Good. Be careful.
- Oh, of course.Copy !req
56. After all, the guy
has hemorrhoid lasers.Copy !req
57. - Oh, no!
- Sweetie, there's a vigilanteCopy !req
58. out there, killing supervillains.Copy !req
59. Granted, he's only killing level 10s,Copy !req
60. but I still want you to be careful.Copy !req
61. - The Blue Morpho?
- The Blue Morpho.Copy !req
62. I'm not afraid of the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
63. The Blue Morpho problem was seriouslyCopy !req
64. the last thing the Guild saw comin'.Copy !req
65. Everything was going great:
new headquarters,Copy !req
66. new Council of 13,
recruitment was on the rise,Copy !req
67. and then, the Blue Morpho comes back.Copy !req
68. The Council assembled a
taskforce to deal with it.Copy !req
69. We called it the Five Point Five.Copy !req
70. The Point Five were watch and ward, who,Copy !req
71. not being actual Council members,
had to sit at a kiddie table.Copy !req
72. I-I voted against it.Copy !req
73. You know, we have
access to whatever filesCopy !req
74. survived the destruction
of the old Guild.Copy !req
75. Useless. The Guild
never kept records on BM.Copy !req
76. For obvious reasons,
could you not abbreviate his name!Copy !req
77. Seconded! It sounds
as if we're discussingCopy !req
78. - a walking, talking poopy!
- Ugh. Blue Morpho was a vigilante.Copy !req
79. He never applied for
Guild arching rights.Copy !req
80. He was a menace and the
Guild put a price on his head.Copy !req
81. In 1976, that bounty was claimed.Copy !req
82. Maybe it's a revenge thing?
Who claimed the bounty?Copy !req
83. Sadly, our predecessor,
the late, great Sovereign,Copy !req
84. destroyed that information.Copy !req
85. It doesn't matter!
Me, Red Mantle, Dragoon,Copy !req
86. all the oldtimers,
remember the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
87. Yes, yes!
He wore mostly blue!Copy !req
88. Like a resplendent blue tomato!Copy !req
89. - Were there such a thing, of course.
- Yes, we get it, old friend.Copy !req
90. What you do not realize
is that the Blue MorphoCopy !req
91. was the junkyard dog of Team Venture.Copy !req
92. - Oh, was he?
- Indeed.Copy !req
93. If there was a dirty job
that the squeaky-cleanCopy !req
94. Jonas Venture needed done,
he sent the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
95. I remember, in 1973,Copy !req
96. Keppel Harbor, Singapore.Copy !req
97. I had just spent the night with
tennis great Billie Jean King,Copy !req
98. performing my own battle of the sexes.Copy !req
99. Mmm, perfect.
40-love.Copy !req
100. There is nothing a man
hopped up on ginkgo bilobaCopy !req
101. and paradise white cannot
do beneath the sheets.Copy !req
102. Do you know why I'm here?Copy !req
103. Because I seduced you with
my perfect animal charmCopy !req
104. and my slim, hairless asian bodyCopy !req
105. appears vaguely feminine
in this light?Copy !req
106. No.
I was sent here.Copy !req
107. By Jonas Venture.Copy !req
108. Now, why don't you hand
over the jade dragonCopy !req
109. before I spray your
brains all over that wall.Copy !req
110. I complied, of course.
It was all kinds of scary.Copy !req
111. But here is the part that has
been troubling me for 40 years:Copy !req
112. I performed every known
sexual act that night!Copy !req
113. I mean, everything!Copy !req
114. I don't know if he
did a ... a switcherooCopy !req
115. or he just had a superduper
costume, but I made tender,Copy !req
116. yet purely accidental,
love to the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
117. So when I tell you that
he would've done anythingCopy !req
118. for Jonas Venture,
you can bet your sweet bippyCopy !req
119. that I. Mean. Anything.Copy !req
120. Dr. Z, have you no
sense of decency, sir?Copy !req
121. What? It was the 1970s!Copy !req
122. So I ask you to chill
and cut me some slack.Copy !req
123. My point is that, if you want to findCopy !req
124. this new Blue Morpho, you
must start with one man:Copy !req
125. The son and heir of Jonas Venture!Copy !req
126. This has to go like clockwork.Copy !req
127. This family has been shot
at, shot down, and shot from,Copy !req
128. more times than any
other family in history.Copy !req
129. - We are Ventures!
- This is like a dream I once had ...Copy !req
130. - Not you guys, obviously.
- Yeah, obviously.Copy !req
131. Brock, Hatred,Copy !req
132. I'm gonna want full-security
vigilance from you two.Copy !req
133. The second he arrives,
I want him to feel like he'sCopy !req
134. as safe as a kitten.Copy !req
135. - Can do!
- What should we do?Copy !req
136. You two have only one job:
Do not embarrass me. That's it.Copy !req
137. This is the most important
night of your father's life.Copy !req
138. All right, let me just
back this up a tink.Copy !req
139. Last week, I went to a swankass party
to make some connections.Copy !req
140. Nothing but a bunch numbskullsCopy !req
141. who never accomplished
anything themselves,Copy !req
142. yet, they look down on
someone who stood on the Moon.Copy !req
143. The Moon!
I was 7 years old.Copy !req
144. - Let's do this.
- Business cards and cell numbers.Copy !req
145. Exactly. No "I'll call
you when blah blah blah"Copy !req
146. and, if they ask you
why you're there, say,Copy !req
147. "why, dear, dear Gloria invited us."Copy !req
148. - Are we sure there's a Gloria here?
- There's always a Gloria.Copy !req
149. Always a Gloria!Copy !req
150. I don't care who you are, I promise you:Copy !req
151. your life is better than
these wealthy morons.Copy !req
152. All they do is complain.Copy !req
153. They're like a dog tied up in
the backyard with nothing to do:Copy !req
154. they end up gnawing off their hairCopy !req
155. and getting obsessed with a frisbee.Copy !req
156. Ah, we struck out.
How'd it go with you?Copy !req
157. - They won't even talk to me.
- That's because you're not him.Copy !req
158. - Who's "him"?
- Him is Christopher Lam-burt.Copy !req
159. The Highlander, Christopher Lambert?Copy !req
160. Exactly. Wouldn't even look at us.Copy !req
161. You get him, we have all of
these chumps in our pocket.Copy !req
162. Christopher motherLambert.Copy !req
163. The Lord of the Apes, Lord Rayden,Copy !req
164. and once Lord of Diane Lane!Copy !req
165. The guy had sex with Diane Lane!
Multiple times!Copy !req
166. There he was, sitting on
a couch, eating pâté.Copy !req
167. In real life, he looks
a lot like Ted Danson,Copy !req
168. but with a kind of magic
that only a Lambert has ...Copy !req
169. Chris has.
His friends call him Chris.Copy !req
170. - Ready, Kano?
- Ready, Blue Morpho!Copy !req
171. Engage costume pods.Copy !req
172. Where's my Morpho suit?Copy !req
173. You're wearing the old
black and gold tonight,Copy !req
174. so I brought the Morpho
suit in to be fixed.Copy !req
175. It had 1970s kevlar
flaking off the lining.Copy !req
176. Dude! That's ...
You can't bring thatCopy !req
177. - to a dry cleaners.
- Oh, my god, chill.Copy !req
178. There is this place
right in Little Italy.Copy !req
179. They specialize in antagonist
and protagonist costumes.Copy !req
180. It's like a Swiss Bank.
We're cool.Copy !req
181. Enh. I can't say I missed this crown.Copy !req
182. Stupid thing is always falling off.Copy !req
183. Aggh! I wish I could
go with you tonight!Copy !req
184. Dude, I have to be kickin'
that hemorrhoid guy's assCopy !req
185. when your Morpho kill goes down.
That's the whole point!Copy !req
186. Up goes our EMA arching level;Copy !req
187. - down goes our suspicion level. Duh.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
188. But the next guy on our
list is the Wandering Spider.Copy !req
189. Oh, please, the guy's
a has-been and a lush.Copy !req
190. He killed Mr. Energy!Copy !req
191. Mr. Energy electrocuted himself,
watering his lawn.Copy !req
192. Wandering Spider just altered his report
to live off his arching insurance.Copy !req
193. Sovereign-era Guild shenanigans.
Nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
194. Just fly his ass to the Pine Barrens,Copy !req
195. execute him during the
eclipse, and bury him!Copy !req
196. Why can't I thwart Dr. Heinie?Copy !req
197. Right at the eclipse!
You big baby.Copy !req
198. Enzo, it's your favorite client.Copy !req
199. Eh, Dr. The Rusty.
You look like a million dollars.Copy !req
200. And this fine boy is yours, no?Copy !req
201. - Uh, that's Dean.
- Dean! Such a manly name, huh?Copy !req
202. Want I to make him a perfect speedsuit
to show off his manly curves?Copy !req
203. We're not here for Dean.Copy !req
204. I have to ask you if
you've ever made anyoneCopy !req
205. - the Patriarch.
- The Patriarch?Copy !req
206. Where did you ever hear Enzo do this?Copy !req
207. Enzo never give names
of his clients, never!Copy !req
208. - He eat poison before he tell.
- Enzo, I've seen it!Copy !req
209. It was the most beautiful speedsuitCopy !req
210. I've ever laid my eyes on
and, goddamn it, I want one.Copy !req
211. Make me the Patriarch.Copy !req
212. No-o-o!
Not the Patriarch.Copy !req
213. She is a bitch.
Each gold thread twisted by hand,Copy !req
214. each bead shaped from tiny pearls.Copy !req
215. She's lined with calf and silk!Copy !req
216. No! Why you want the Patriarch?Copy !req
217. Because I'm throwing a
little lunar eclipse partyCopy !req
218. - and I've invited Christopher Lam...
- You shut that!Copy !req
219. Okay. This man you speak of.Copy !req
220. Maybe I know his tastes.
Maybe I just guess.Copy !req
221. But, he is a classic.
Enzo make you a tuxedo, enh?Copy !req
222. - A tuxedo in midnight blue.
- Blue tuxedo?Copy !req
223. Height of fashion.
Who make the blue tuxedo famous?Copy !req
224. Duke of Windsor! Most stylish
man ever in history of world.Copy !req
225. Maybe Enzo make his tuxedo, even?
Enzo never tell.Copy !req
226. Ha! I get you samples.
You wait.Copy !req
227. So, uh, how long will it
take to make this thing?Copy !req
228. For you, favorite client?Copy !req
229. Two, perhaps three, weeks.
No more.Copy !req
230. Okay. Um, hey, I gotta run,
but, I'll be back soon.Copy !req
231. Just ... okay, back soon.Copy !req
232. I'm leaving now!
Gonna go arching!Copy !req
233. I'm so proud of you, sweetie.Copy !req
234. Are you taking #21 with you?Copy !req
235. Yeah, he's already at the bus station.Copy !req
236. Ahh, the Monarch!
So good to see you in your colors.Copy !req
237. I have a rather pressing matterCopy !req
238. - for your wife, so may I...?
- Kitchen.Copy !req
239. All right.Copy !req
240. Ah.Copy !req
241. Hey, can I get a hand here?Copy !req
242. Damn cast. I can't ...Copy !req
243. You know, I broke my
arm, so, if you could justCopy !req
244. give me a hand and we can
just get that in there.Copy !req
245. Yeah, that's not going to work.Copy !req
246. All right, if you just get in
and I'll just kind of tip it.Copy !req
247. You know, tip it and you can pull it.Copy !req
248. - Dios mío.
- Get a scooch in there.Copy !req
249. - Okay, just edge it in.
- You're like, what, like ...Copy !req
250. like a Wandering Spider, or something?Copy !req
251. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm Blue Morpho.Copy !req
252. So what's all this crap about levels?Copy !req
253. Level 10, level 4, level whatever.Copy !req
254. It's not that confusing.Copy !req
255. EMA level means equally
matched aggression level.Copy !req
256. It all started with ... that's right ...Copy !req
257. the original Dr. Venture.Copy !req
258. See, 50 years ago, there
was this freshman villainCopy !req
259. called Turnbuckle.Copy !req
260. No fancy car, no
weapons, no clue, right?Copy !req
261. He shows up at the Venture
compound and snatches RustyCopy !req
262. from his playpen, or
whatever, and demands a fight.Copy !req
263. Step away from the boy.Copy !req
264. Caution.
You face Tu-r-rnbuckle.Copy !req
265. My punch is devastating.Copy !req
266. Step the away from the boy!Copy !req
267. The guy puts up his
dukes like a total douche.Copy !req
268. So the Action Man, because
he's a full-on psycho,Copy !req
269. pistol-whips him into the
ground like a tent pole.Copy !req
270. And then, this Turnbuckle,
he looks up and says...Copy !req
271. Kiss my ass.Copy !req
272. Click. Takes one right in the brain.
Not equal.Copy !req
273. So they came up with this system.Copy !req
274. You have huge balls, a deadly
partner, armed headquarters,Copy !req
275. a huge Henchman army, and a flying car,Copy !req
276. you're like a level 9 or 10.Copy !req
277. If you just have a
sidekick and enough changeCopy !req
278. to ride the New Jersey path train,
you're a 4.Copy !req
279. Guess who's a 4.Copy !req
280. Come, now.
What more do you need?Copy !req
281. Wide Wale's surveillance
tapes clearly showCopy !req
282. that Dr. Venture was
dressed as Blue Morpho.Copy !req
283. Illegally obtained surveillance
footage isn't enough to move on.Copy !req
284. And what of this grapple gun we salvagedCopy !req
285. from the wreck of the Doom Factory?Copy !req
286. Look, here are the mechanics.
That is the Venture Industries logo.Copy !req
287. He all but left his
business card to taunt us.Copy !req
288. Okay, listen, we'll
assemble the Five Point FiveCopy !req
289. and we're gonna deal
with this by the ...Copy !req
290. - Open your eyes, woman!
- Book.Copy !req
291. Not another one of us will die!Copy !req
292. This list, it's not just
random level-10 villains.Copy !req
293. This is a list of Dr. Venture's
arching rights.Copy !req
294. He has been killing his
way through this list.Copy !req
295. Well, why?
He wouldn't do that.Copy !req
296. I've watched him stand on a chair
because he saw a cockroach!Copy !req
297. Money, power, greed!
They change people.Copy !req
298. We must stop this tonight!Copy !req
299. Not as Guild members, but
as brethren. As villains!Copy !req
300. - Who's next on the list?
- The Wandering Spider.Copy !req
301. Well, we should call him right away.Copy !req
302. - Maybe he ...
- Don't bother. We have, and he is missing.Copy !req
303. Come with me. We have
only moments to spare!Copy !req
304. I don't wanna kill anyone.Copy !req
305. Yeah, I know, I'm a Henchman.
That's what we do: kill.Copy !req
306. You know, back in the Monarch crew,Copy !req
307. we called it "getting your wings".Copy !req
308. I was 16 when I got my wings.Copy !req
309. So, we're arching this guy
called Professor Vibrations.Copy !req
310. Hippie creampuff, fought all his battlesCopy !req
311. with robots and some vibrogun thing.Copy !req
312. So lame, but he was still nuts.Copy !req
313. So I'm looking for a
place to hide my fat ass,Copy !req
314. 'cause I'm 16 and I'm terrifiedCopy !req
315. and who do I all but knock over?Copy !req
316. Professor Vibrations.
He had me dead to rights.Copy !req
317. Could've vibrated my head off.
And then, he suddenly died.Copy !req
318. Like of happiness, or something.Copy !req
319. No, that happens!Copy !req
320. Remember that videogame "Berserk"?Copy !req
321. In like 1981, this kid
named Jeff Dailey diedCopy !req
322. right after he got a high score.Copy !req
323. "Got the humanoid!"
Clunk, dead.Copy !req
324. Then, like a year later,
another kid dies, the same way.Copy !req
325. Of happiness!Copy !req
326. Margaret, would you please
send in the next patient?Copy !req
327. - M-Margaret?
- I guess that would be me.Copy !req
328. I have a huge pain in my ass, doctor.Copy !req
329. Ah, these old-time villains.Copy !req
330. The second things get hairy, they
scrap protocol and do it their way.Copy !req
331. But something inside me wanted this.Copy !req
332. All the diehards, the kooks,
the real villains, the crazies,Copy !req
333. the blood-starved animals,Copy !req
334. they're all assembled at Wide Wale's.Copy !req
335. They're starin' down a gun barrel,Copy !req
336. Just waitin' for Dr. Venture to mess up.Copy !req
337. I'm ashamed to say it, but,
I hope he does.Copy !req
338. Hey, look, free water!Copy !req
339. What are you doing?Copy !req
340. I meant like create mood lighting
and conversation corners.Copy !req
341. This looks like a baby
shower for a teen mom.Copy !req
342. I tried to stop him, but
then, I appreciated the irony.Copy !req
343. What are these?Copy !req
344. - They're the eclipse viewers you wanted.
- They're novelty glasses!Copy !req
345. You look at an eclipse through theseCopy !req
346. and your eyes will
melt out of your head.Copy !req
347. - They don't even have lenses!
- Doc, this is a lunar eclipse.Copy !req
348. - You don't have to wear anything to ...
- Shh! We get paid for those.Copy !req
349. Oh, yeah!
They're all sprayed with eclipsium.Copy !req
350. They stop radiation
and magic space stuff.Copy !req
351. Oh, good. Safety first.Copy !req
352. - And the hats?
- Also coated with eclipsium.Copy !req
353. Hmm.
You might want to give 'emCopy !req
354. another couple coats.
Me and Chris ...Copy !req
355. Lambert, of course...
have sensitive heads.Copy !req
356. Oh, my God, you're heavy!Copy !req
357. You wearing a flak vest, or something?Copy !req
358. Whoa!
Ah! What the hell?Copy !req
359. Dude...
a-are you awake?Copy !req
360. Hey! You awake?Copy !req
361. Ow. All right, I just
did that to myself.Copy !req
362. Just my luck.Copy !req
363. Aw, crap, it's fallin' asleep.Copy !req
364. Ah. Heh.Copy !req
365. I guess he's going to
be fashionably late.Copy !req
366. Or fashionably somewhere better.Copy !req
367. Oh, my God.
Did you invite anybody else?Copy !req
368. Like your mom, or maybe that foxCopy !req
369. from the Carfax commercial?Copy !req
370. - The Carfax Fox.
- He's already drunk.Copy !req
371. I just figured Chris would invite
all his fancy friends.Copy !req
372. What can I get ya, slim?
Why don'tcha pour out your heart,Copy !req
373. as I pour out a stiff one.Copy !req
374. Hank's the name and this
here's me waterin' hole.Copy !req
375. Stop, Hank.Copy !req
376. Fine.
How about a Ruddy Bottom.Copy !req
377. Yeah, unless the name of the drinkCopy !req
378. includes the ingredients,
I can't help ya.Copy !req
379. Perhaps a gin and tonic
that's made of gin and tonic?Copy !req
380. You know what?
It's time you learned a doctail.Copy !req
381. The Ruddy Bottom.Copy !req
382. That's tall-glass grenadine with
tomato juice and a jigger of rum.Copy !req
383. Sweet!
I'll have a Ruddy Bottom, too.Copy !req
384. But, instead of
grenadine, I'll have rum.Copy !req
385. And replace the tomato: also rum.Copy !req
386. Yeah-eah-eah. All right.Copy !req
387. This is how it's done.
This is how we did it back in the day,Copy !req
388. when you didn't have to check
with mommy to protect what's yours.Copy !req
389. This is so exciting!
Like when we were young and dumbCopy !req
390. and everything was pointy and dangerous.Copy !req
391. - What have we missed?
- Oh, you just missed jack squat.Copy !req
392. This is crazy, you guys.Copy !req
393. Let's just all relax
and think this over.Copy !req
394. Ahh, we gotta do another one.Copy !req
395. Crown was all messed
up in that last one.Copy !req
396. And look more terrified, will ya?
Like I'm totally badass.Copy !req
397. Oh, I am terrified!
Please, let me go.Copy !req
398. Well, act it!
Look like you're laughingCopy !req
399. in half the pictures.Copy !req
400. Some people laugh when they're nervous.Copy !req
401. What do you want from me?
I'm tied to a thing.Copy !req
402. Well!
It's time for the eclipse.Copy !req
403. I'm gonna go out and view.
Any takers?Copy !req
404. - Ah, maybe later.
- I'ma na-nap for a bit.Copy !req
405. Ah! Nice.
You got Ruddy Bottom all over me.Copy !req
406. All right.Copy !req
407. Oh, what?
Wh-What's going on?Copy !req
408. Where are we?
Is ... Is that my phone?Copy !req
409. Yeah. I want you to say
you've been kidnappedCopy !req
410. by the Blue Morpho and that you'reCopy !req
411. - in a forest, about to be executed.
- Ah! Is that true?Copy !req
412. A-Are you gonna execute me?Copy !req
413. Dude, say exactly what I just said.Copy !req
414. It's ... it's still ringing!Copy !req
415. Wh-Why are you doing this?Copy !req
416. Do you want money?
I can get you money.Copy !req
417. This is Guild Councilwoman
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.Copy !req
418. - Oh! It's going to voicemail.
- Well, leave a message!Copy !req
419. Th-That won't really help me!
Will it?Copy !req
420. - The eclipse has started.
- That's not all that's started.Copy !req
421. It looks like that
Blue Morpho there likesCopy !req
422. to dance in the moonlight after a kill.Copy !req
423. Agh! Thanks, Billy.Copy !req
424. I'm all sticky with grenadine.
Idiot.Copy !req
425. Huh? Oh.
That really is beautiful.Copy !req
426. A-A-And, sending it now.
It's a good one.Copy !req
427. Hey, you want me to put
one on your homepage?Copy !req
428. Please don't.
You don't have to do this.Copy !req
429. Y-You don't have to do this.Copy !req
430. You don't have to do ...Copy !req
431. - Look for yourself, Councilwoman.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
432. There he is, soaked
in our brother's blood,Copy !req
433. literally redhanded.Copy !req
434. I-I can't believe this.
This is not happening.Copy !req
435. Take the shot, Councilwoman.
Do you want to beCopy !req
436. remembered as the bureaucratic
coward that hesitated?Copy !req
437. What, do gotta see, Dr. VentureCopy !req
438. slit your husband's throat
before you end this madness?Copy !req
439. Madam, I beg you,
shoot him or step aside!Copy !req
440. He's a killer!Copy !req
441. Sometimes you do something and you know,Copy !req
442. that second, you'll regret
it for the rest of your life.Copy !req
443. But you had to make that choice!
You saw no other way!Copy !req
444. You're a tiny part of a big machine.Copy !req
445. And you feel small,
like you don't matter,Copy !req
446. but it's so beautiful,
you're okay with it.Copy !req
447. Agh!Copy !req
448. Well, that's it.
Dr. Venture's dead.Copy !req
449. And nobody cared.Copy !req
450. His friends, his family, his bodyguard,Copy !req
451. even his stupid robot,
didn't care.Copy !req
452. Oh, please! I'm kidding!Copy !req
453. That was my jacket and it
has a bulletproof lining.Copy !req
454. He's fine!
Idiot thought his pocket blew up.Copy !req
455. And, because he stole it
from a place that makesCopy !req
456. costumes for villains, he was
too ashamed to tell anyone.Copy !req
457. The next day, he returned it to Enzo's.Copy !req
458. He even had to pay for my tailoring.Copy !req
459. My wife finally checked her phoneCopy !req
460. and found #21's message
and my awesome selfieCopy !req
461. and they realized what they did.Copy !req
462. Somehow, she still snuck
in an "I told you so."Copy !req
463. Like she was innocent.Copy !req
464. What, you're worried
about my poor Henchman?Copy !req
465. It's his job! Please!Copy !req
466. And me?
I'm in the clear. I look great!Copy !req
467. This?
This is a happy ending.Copy !req
468. By the damn book!
We got lucky tonight.Copy !req
469. This better be a lesson to us.Copy !req
470. Let's just try to forget
it and we're gonna m...Copy !req
471. Did you see that?
Right over there.Copy !req
472. Is that Christopher Lambert?Copy !req
473. Chirp!Copy !req