1. THERE HE IS,Copy !req
2. SOAKED IN OUR BROTHER'S BLOOD,Copy !req
3. LITERALLY REDHANDED.Copy !req
4. TAKE THE SHOT, COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
5. AGH!Copy !req
6. HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?Copy !req
7. WELL, IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I WAS IN 8th GRADE.Copy !req
8. YOU KNOW THE 8th-GRADE
WASHINGTON, D.C. TRIP?Copy !req
9. WELL, OURS,
WE HAD TO PRESENT A FLAGCopy !req
10. TO SENATOR
BEN NIGHTHORSE CAMPBELL...Copy !req
11. AWESOME NAME... AND I WAS
THE KID THEY CHOSE TO DO IT.Copy !req
12. NOW, BECAUSE I WAS A HUGE KIDCopy !req
13. AND BECAUSE HENCHMEN
DON'T DO THAT MUCH RESEARCH,Copy !req
14. I GOT KIDNAPPED, INSTEAD OF
SENATOR NIGHTHORSE CAMPBELL.Copy !req
15. YOU JUST HAVE TO SIGN THIS
AND, THEN, WE'LL LET YOU GO.Copy !req
16. IT'S A HARMLESS LITTLE LAW
I'D LIKE YOU TO INSTATE.Copy !req
17. IT SIMPLY MAKES
THE SURNAME VENTURECopy !req
18. ILLEGAL!Copy !req
19. NYAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
20. ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
LIKE HE WASN'T GONNACopy !req
21. RANSOM THE SENATOR, OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
22. HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE
DR. VENTURE'S NAME ILLEGAL.Copy !req
23. IT SOUNDS IDIOTIC, RIGHT?Copy !req
24. EVERY TIME DR. VENTURE
ORDERS PIZZACopy !req
25. OR LIKE TRIES TO CASH
A CHECK, OR ANYTHING,Copy !req
26. BOOM! THEY ARREST HIS ASS.Copy !req
27. - CLASSIC MONARCH!
- AHHH!Copy !req
28. I'M TELLING YOU, SIR,
YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON.Copy !req
29. WHO THE HELL
IS GARY FISCHER?Copy !req
30. ME! I-I'M GARY FISCHER!Copy !req
31. YOU MORONS KIDNAPPED
THE WRONG GUY!Copy !req
32. BUT HE HAD THE FLAG
AND HE LOOKEDCopy !req
33. WAY MORE SENATORIAL
THAN THE OTHER GUYCopy !req
34. 'CAUSE HE... FLAG.Copy !req
35. SIR, AS TEAM LEADER,
I ACCEPT THE FULL RESP...Copy !req
36. GET RID OF THIS IDIOT.Copy !req
37. HIM, TOO.Copy !req
38. THEY RECRUITED ME.Copy !req
39. I BECAME A HENCHMAN FOR THE
MIGHTY MONARCH ON THAT DAYCopy !req
40. AND NEVER LOOKED BACK.Copy !req
41. I NEVER FINISHED
8th GRADE, EITHER.Copy !req
42. I GOT MY GED LATER, THOUGH.Copy !req
43. YOU KNOW, IN CASE
HENCHING DIDN'T PAN OUT,Copy !req
44. IT IS GOOD TO HAVE A FALLBACK.Copy !req
45. HOW DOES HE DO IT?Copy !req
46. EVERY TIME I THINK
I'VE GOT HIM IN MY GRIP,Copy !req
47. HE SLITHERS OUT!Copy !req
48. YOU MARK MY WORDS,
YOU LITTLE WORM.Copy !req
49. I WILL GET YOU,Copy !req
50. DR. HEINIE!Copy !req
51. SEE? NOT COOL.Copy !req
52. AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?
- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA PRETENDCopy !req
53. THAT IT'S WORTHY OF THE SPIN,
BUT IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.Copy !req
54. PLUS, DR. HEINIE
IS KINDA FAMOUS.Copy !req
55. HIS LASER-HEMORRHOID-
REMOVAL POSTERSCopy !req
56. ARE ALL OVER THE SUBWAY.Copy !req
57. IT'LL TOTALLY MAKE THE PAPERS
WHEN YOU THWART HIM.Copy !req
58. IT'S A GOOD THWART.
- WASTED THWART.Copy !req
59. OH, HONEY, WHEN YOU THWART HIM,Copy !req
60. YOU'LL BE A LEVEL-5
CANDIDATE AND YOU'LL BECopy !req
61. THWARTING VENTURE IN NO TIME.Copy !req
62. FINE!Copy !req
63. I'LL THWART DR. HEINIE.Copy !req
64. GOOD. BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
65. OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
66. AFTER ALL, THE GUY HAS
HEMORRHOID LASERS.Copy !req
67. OH, NO!
- SWEETIE, THERE'S A VIGILANTECopy !req
68. OUT THERE,
KILLING SUPERVILLAINS.Copy !req
69. GRANTED, HE'S ONLY
KILLING LEVEL 10s,Copy !req
70. BUT I STILL WANT YOU
TO BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
71. THE BLUE MORPHO?Copy !req
72. THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
73. I'M NOT AFRAID
OF THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
74. THE BLUE MORPHO PROBLEM
WAS SERIOUSLYCopy !req
75. THE LAST THING
THE GUILD SAW COMIN'.Copy !req
76. NEW HEADQUARTERS,Copy !req
77. NEW COUNCIL OF 13,
RECRUITMENT WAS ON THE RISE,Copy !req
78. AND THEN, THE BLUE MORPHO
COMES BACK.Copy !req
79. THE COUNCIL ASSEMBLED
A TASKFORCE TO DEAL WITH IT.Copy !req
80. WE CALLED IT
THE FIVE POINT FIVE.Copy !req
81. THE POINT FIVE
WERE WATCH AND WARD, WHO,Copy !req
82. NOT BEING
ACTUAL COUNCIL MEMBERS,Copy !req
83. HAD TO SIT AT A KIDDIE TABLE.Copy !req
84. I-I VOTED AGAINST IT.Copy !req
85. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE ACCESS
TO WHATEVER FILESCopy !req
86. SURVIVED THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE OLD GUILD.Copy !req
87. USELESS. THE GUILD NEVER
KEPT RECORDS ON BM.Copy !req
88. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS,Copy !req
89. COULD YOU NOT
ABBREVIATE HIS NAME!Copy !req
90. SECONDED! IT SOUNDS
AS IF WE'RE DISCUSSINGCopy !req
91. A WALKING, TALKING POOPY!Copy !req
92. UGH. BLUE MORPHO
WAS A VIGILANTE.Copy !req
93. HE NEVER APPLIED
FOR GUILD ARCHING RIGHTS.Copy !req
94. HE WAS A MENACECopy !req
95. AND THE GUILD
PUT A PRICE ON HIS HEAD.Copy !req
96. IN 1976, THAT BOUNTY
WAS CLAIMED.Copy !req
97. MAYBE IT'S A REVENGE THING?Copy !req
98. WHO CLAIMED THE BOUNTY?Copy !req
99. SADLY, OUR PREDECESSOR,
THE LATE, GREAT SOVEREIGN,Copy !req
100. DESTROYED THAT INFORMATION.Copy !req
101. IT DOESN'T MATTER!
ME, RED MANTLE, DRAGOON,Copy !req
102. ALL THE OLDTIMERS,
REMEMBER THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
103. YES, YES! HE WORE MOSTLY BLUE!Copy !req
104. LIKE A RESPLENDENT BLUE TOMATO!Copy !req
105. WERE THERE SUCH A THING,
OF COURSE.Copy !req
106. YES, WE GET IT, OLD FRIEND.Copy !req
107. WHAT YOU DO NOT REALIZE IS
THAT THE BLUE MORPHOCopy !req
108. WAS THE JUNKYARD DOG
OF TEAM VENTURE.Copy !req
109. - OH, WAS HE?
- INDEED.Copy !req
110. IF THERE WAS A DIRTY JOB
THAT THE SQUEAKY-CLEANCopy !req
111. JONAS VENTURE NEEDED DONE,
HE SENT THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
112. I REMEMBER, IN 1973,Copy !req
113. KEPPEL HARBOR, SINGAPORE.Copy !req
114. I HAD JUST SPENT THE NIGHT WITH
TENNIS GREAT BILLIE JEAN KING,Copy !req
115. PERFORMING MY OWN
BATTLE OF THE SEXES.Copy !req
116. MMM, PERFECT.Copy !req
117. 40-LOVE.Copy !req
118. THERE IS NOTHING A MAN
HOPPED UP ON GINKGO BILOBACopy !req
119. AND PARADISE WHITE CANNOT
DO BENEATH THE SHEETS.Copy !req
120. DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE?Copy !req
121. BECAUSE I SEDUCED YOU WITH
MY PERFECT ANIMAL CHARMCopy !req
122. AND MY SLIM, HAIRLESS ASIAN BODYCopy !req
123. APPEARS VAGUELY FEMININE
IN THIS LIGHT?Copy !req
124. NO.Copy !req
125. I WAS SENT HERE.Copy !req
126. BY JONAS VENTURE.Copy !req
127. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
HAND OVER THE JADE DRAGONCopy !req
128. BEFORE I SPRAY YOUR BRAINS
ALL OVER THAT WALL.Copy !req
129. I COMPLIED, OF COURSE.Copy !req
130. IT WAS ALL KINDS OF SCARY.Copy !req
131. BUT HERE IS THE PART THAT HASCopy !req
132. I PERFORMED EVERY KNOWN
SEXUAL ACT THAT NIGHT!Copy !req
133. I MEAN, EVERYTHING!Copy !req
134. I DON'T KNOW IF HE DID A...
A SWITCHEROOCopy !req
135. OR HE JUST HAD
A SUPERDUPER COSTUME,Copy !req
136. BUT I MADE TENDER,
YET PURELY ACCIDENTAL, LOVECopy !req
137. TO THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
138. SO WHEN I TELL YOU
THAT HE WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHINGCopy !req
139. FOR JONAS VENTURE,Copy !req
140. YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET BIPPYCopy !req
141. THAT I. MEAN. ANYTHING.Copy !req
142. DR. Z, HAVE YOU NO SENSE
OF DECENCY, SIR?Copy !req
143. WHAT? IT WAS THE 1970s!Copy !req
144. SO I ASK YOU TO CHILL
AND CUT ME SOME SLACK.Copy !req
145. MY POINT IS THAT,
IF YOU WANT TO FINDCopy !req
146. THIS NEW BLUE MORPHO, YOUCopy !req
147. THE SON AND HEIR
OF JONAS VENTURE!Copy !req
148. THIS HAS TO GO
LIKE CLOCKWORK.Copy !req
149. THIS FAMILY HAS BEEN SHOT AT,
SHOT DOWN, AND SHOT FROM,Copy !req
150. MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER
FAMILY IN HISTORY.Copy !req
151. WE ARE VENTURES!Copy !req
152. THIS IS LIKE A DREAM
I ONCE HAD...Copy !req
153. NOT YOU GUYS, OBVIOUSLY.
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
154. BROCK, HATRED,Copy !req
155. I'M GONNA WANT FULL-SECURITY
VIGILANCE FROM YOU TWO.Copy !req
156. THE SECOND HE ARRIVES,
I WANT HIM TO FEEL LIKE HE'SCopy !req
157. AS SAFE AS A KITTEN.Copy !req
158. - CAN DO!
- WHAT SHOULD WE DO?Copy !req
159. DO NOT EMBARRASS ME. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
160. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT
OF YOUR FATHER'S LIFE.Copy !req
161. ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST
BACK THIS UP A TINK.Copy !req
162. LAST WEEK,
I WENT TO A SWANKASS PARTYCopy !req
163. TO MAKE SOME CONNECTIONS.Copy !req
164. NOTHING BUT A BUNCH NUMBSKULLSCopy !req
165. WHO NEVER ACCOMPLISHED
ANYTHING THEMSELVES,Copy !req
166. YET, THEY LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE
WHO STOOD ON THE MOON.Copy !req
167. THE MOON! I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
168. LET'S DO THIS.Copy !req
169. BUSINESS CARDS AND CELL NUMBERS.Copy !req
170. EXACTLY. NO "I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH"Copy !req
171. AND, IF THEY ASK YOU
WHY YOU'RE THERE, SAY,Copy !req
172. "WHY, DEAR, DEAR GLORIA
INVITED US."Copy !req
173. ARE WE SURE
THERE'S A GLORIA HERE?Copy !req
174. THERE'S ALWAYS A GLORIA.Copy !req
175. ALWAYS A GLORIA!Copy !req
176. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE,Copy !req
177. YOUR LIFE IS BETTER
THAN THESE WEALTHY MORONS.Copy !req
178. ALL THEY DO IS COMPLAIN.Copy !req
179. THEY'RE LIKE A DOG TIED UP INCopy !req
180. THEY END UP
GNAWING OFF THEIR HAIRCopy !req
181. AND GETTING OBSESSED
WITH A FRISBEE.Copy !req
182. AH, WE STRUCK OUT.
HOW'D IT GO WITH YOU?Copy !req
183. THEY WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.Copy !req
184. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HIM.Copy !req
185. WHO'S "HIM"?Copy !req
186. HIM IS CHRISTOPHER LAM-BURT.Copy !req
187. THE HIGHLANDER,Copy !req
188. CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT? [lam-bear]Copy !req
189. EXACTLY.
WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT US.Copy !req
190. YOU GET HIM, WE HAVE ALL
OF THESE CHUMPS IN OUR POCKET.Copy !req
191. CHRISTOPHER
MOTHERLAMBERT.Copy !req
192. THE LORD OF THE APES,
LORD RAYDEN,Copy !req
193. AND ONCE LORD OF DIANE LANE!Copy !req
194. THE GUY HAD SEX WITH DIANE LANE!Copy !req
195. MULTIPLE TIMES!Copy !req
196. THERE HE WAS, SITTING
ON A COUCH, EATING PâTé.Copy !req
197. IN REAL LIFE, HE LOOKS
A LOT LIKE TED DANSON,Copy !req
198. BUT WITH A KIND OF MAGIC
THAT ONLY A LAMBERT HAS...Copy !req
199. CHRIS HAS.Copy !req
200. HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM CHRIS.Copy !req
201. READY, KANO?Copy !req
202. READY, BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
203. ENGAGE COSTUME PODS.Copy !req
204. WHERE'S MY MORPHO SUIT?Copy !req
205. YOU'RE WEARING THE OLD
BLACK AND GOLD TONIGHT,Copy !req
206. SO I BROUGHT THE MORPHO
SUIT IN TO BE FIXED.Copy !req
207. IT HAD 1970s KEVLAR
FLAKING OFF THE LINING.Copy !req
208. DUDE! THAT'S...
YOU CAN'T BRING THATCopy !req
209. TO A DRY CLEANERS.
- OH, MY GOD, CHILL.Copy !req
210. THERE IS THIS PLACE
RIGHT IN LITTLE ITALY.Copy !req
211. THEY SPECIALIZE IN ANTAGONIST
AND PROTAGONIST COSTUMES.Copy !req
212. IT'S LIKE A SWISS BANK.
WE'RE COOL.Copy !req
213. ENH. I CAN'T SAY
I MISSED THIS CROWN.Copy !req
214. STUPID THING
IS ALWAYS FALLING OFF.Copy !req
215. AGGH! I WISH I COULD GO
WITH YOU TONIGHT!Copy !req
216. DUDE, I HAVE TO BE KICKIN'
THAT HEMORRHOID GUY'S ASSCopy !req
217. WHEN YOUR MORPHO KILL GOES DOWN.Copy !req
218. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!Copy !req
219. UP GOES OUR EMA ARCHING LEVEL;Copy !req
220. DOWN GOES OUR SUSPICION
LEVEL. DUH.Copy !req
221. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
222. BUT THE NEXT GUY ON OUR LIST
IS THE WANDERING SPIDER.Copy !req
223. OH, PLEASE, THE GUY'S
A HAS-BEEN AND A LUSH.Copy !req
224. HE KILLED MR. ENERGY!Copy !req
225. MR. ENERGY ELECTROCUTED HIMSELF,Copy !req
226. WATERING HIS LAWN.Copy !req
227. WANDERING SPIDER
JUST ALTERED HIS REPORTCopy !req
228. TO LIVE OFF
HIS ARCHING INSURANCE.Copy !req
229. SOVEREIGN-ERA GUILD SHENANIGANS.Copy !req
230. NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.Copy !req
231. JUST FLY HIS ASS
TO THE PINE BARRENS,Copy !req
232. EXECUTE HIM DURING THE
ECLIPSE, AND BURY HIM!Copy !req
233. WHY CAN'T I
THWART DR. HEINIE?Copy !req
234. RIGHT AT THE ECLIPSE!
YOU BIG BABY.Copy !req
235. ENZO,
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT.Copy !req
236. EH, DR. THE RUSTY.Copy !req
237. YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
238. AND THIS FINE BOY IS YOURS, NO?Copy !req
239. - UH, THAT'S DEAN.
- DEAN!Copy !req
240. SUCH A MANLY NAME, HUH?Copy !req
241. WANT I TO MAKE HIM
A PERFECT SPEEDSUITCopy !req
242. TO SHOW OFF HIS MANLY CURVES?Copy !req
243. WE'RE NOT HERE FOR DEAN.Copy !req
244. I HAVE TO ASK YOU
IF YOU'VE EVER MADE ANYONECopy !req
245. THE PATRIARCH.Copy !req
246. THE PATRIARCH?Copy !req
247. WHERE DID YOU EVER HEAR
ENZO DO THIS?Copy !req
248. ENZO NEVER GIVE NAMES
OF HIS CLIENTS, NEVER!Copy !req
249. HE EAT POISON BEFORE HE TELL.Copy !req
250. ENZO, I'VE SEEN IT!Copy !req
251. IT WAS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL SPEEDSUITCopy !req
252. I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
AND, GODDAMN IT, I WANT ONE.Copy !req
253. MAKE ME THE PATRIARCH.Copy !req
254. NO-O-O! NOT THE PATRIARCH.Copy !req
255. SHE IS A BITCH.Copy !req
256. EACH GOLD THREAD
TWISTED BY HAND,Copy !req
257. EACH BEAD SHAPED
FROM TINY PEARLS.Copy !req
258. SHE'S LINED WITH CALF AND SILK!Copy !req
259. NO! WHY YOU WANT THE PATRIARCH?Copy !req
260. BECAUSE I'M THROWING A LITTLE
LUNAR ECLIPSE PARTYCopy !req
261. AND I'VE INVITED
CHRISTOPHER LAM...Copy !req
262. YOU SHUT THAT!Copy !req
263. OKAY. THIS MAN YOU SPEAK OF.Copy !req
264. MAYBE I KNOW HIS TASTES.
MAYBE I JUST GUESS.Copy !req
265. BUT, HE IS A CLASSIC.Copy !req
266. ENZO MAKE YOU A TUXEDO, ENH?Copy !req
267. A TUXEDO IN MIDNIGHT BLUE.Copy !req
268. BLUE TUXEDO?Copy !req
269. HEIGHT OF FASHION.Copy !req
270. WHO MAKE THE BLUE TUXEDO FAMOUS?Copy !req
271. DUKE OF WINDSOR!Copy !req
272. MOST STYLISH MAN EVER
IN HISTORY OF WORLD.Copy !req
273. MAYBE ENZO MAKE
HIS TUXEDO, EVEN?Copy !req
274. ENZO NEVER TELL.Copy !req
275. HA! I GET YOU SAMPLES. YOU WAIT.Copy !req
276. SO, UH, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
TO MAKE THIS THING?Copy !req
277. FOR YOU, FAVORITE CLIENT?Copy !req
278. TWO, PERHAPS THREE, WEEKS.
NO MORE.Copy !req
279. OKAY.Copy !req
280. UM, HEY, I GOTTA RUN,
BUT, I'LL BE BACK SOON.Copy !req
281. JUST... OKAY, BACK SOON.Copy !req
282. I'M LEAVING NOW!
GONNA GO ARCHING!Copy !req
283. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I'M
SO PROUD OF YOU, SWEETIE.Copy !req
284. ARE YOU TAKING #21 WITH YOU?Copy !req
285. YEAH, HE'S ALREADY
AT THE BUS STATION.Copy !req
286. AHH, THE MONARCH!Copy !req
287. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
IN YOUR COLORS.Copy !req
288. I HAVE A RATHER PRESSING MATTERCopy !req
289. FOR YOUR WIFE, SO MAY I...?
- KITCHEN.Copy !req
290. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
291. AH.Copy !req
292. HEY, CAN I GET A HAND HERE?Copy !req
293. DAMN CAST. I CAN'T...Copy !req
294. YOU KNOW, I BROKE MY ARM,
SO, IF YOU COULD JUSTCopy !req
295. GIVE ME A HAND AND WE CAN
JUST GET THAT IN THERE.Copy !req
296. YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
297. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU JUST GET INCopy !req
298. AND I'LL JUST KIND OF TIP IT.Copy !req
299. YOU KNOW, TIP IT
AND YOU CAN PULL IT.Copy !req
300. DIOS MíO.
- GET A SCOOCH IN THERE.Copy !req
301. OKAY, JUST EDGE IT IN.Copy !req
302. YOU'RE LIKE, WHAT, LIKE...Copy !req
303. LIKE A WANDERING SPIDER,
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
304. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?Copy !req
305. I'M BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
306. LEVEL 10, LEVEL 4,
LEVEL WHATEVER.Copy !req
307. IT'S NOT THAT CONFUSING.Copy !req
308. EMA LEVEL MEANS EQUALLY MATCHED
AGGRESSION LEVEL.Copy !req
309. IT ALL STARTED WITH...
THAT'S RIGHT...Copy !req
310. THE ORIGINAL DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
311. SEE, 50 YEARS AGO,
THERE WAS THIS FRESHMAN VILLAINCopy !req
312. CALLED TURNBUCKLE.Copy !req
313. NO FANCY CAR, NO WEAPONS,
NO CLUE, RIGHT?Copy !req
314. HE SHOWS UP AT THE VENTURE
COMPOUND AND SNATCHES RUSTYCopy !req
315. FROM HIS PLAYPEN, OR WHATEVER,
AND DEMANDS A FIGHT.Copy !req
316. STEP AWAY FROM THE BOY.Copy !req
317. CAUTION. YOU FACE TU-R-RNBUCKLE.Copy !req
318. MY PUNCH IS DEVASTATING.Copy !req
319. STEP THE AWAY
FROM THE BOY!Copy !req
320. THE GUY PUTS UP HIS DUKES
LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHE.Copy !req
321. SO THE ACTION MAN,
BECAUSE HE'S A FULL-ON PSYCHO,Copy !req
322. PISTOL-WHIPS HIM INTO THE GROUND
LIKE A TENT POLE.Copy !req
323. AND THEN, THIS TURNBUCKLE,
HE LOOKS UP AND SAYS...Copy !req
324. KISS MY ASS.Copy !req
325. CLICK.
TAKES ONE RIGHT IN THE BRAIN.Copy !req
326. NOT EQUAL.Copy !req
327. SO THEY CAME UP
WITH THIS SYSTEM.Copy !req
328. YOU HAVE HUGE BALLS, A DEADLY
PARTNER, ARMED HEADQUARTERS,Copy !req
329. A HUGE HENCHMAN ARMY,
AND A FLYING CAR,Copy !req
330. YOU'RE LIKE A LEVEL 9 OR 10.Copy !req
331. IF YOU JUST HAVE A SIDEKICK
AND ENOUGH CHANGECopy !req
332. TO RIDE THE NEW JERSEY
PATH TRAIN,Copy !req
333. YOU'RE A 4.Copy !req
334. GUESS WHO'S A 4.Copy !req
335. COME, NOW.
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?Copy !req
336. WIDE WALE'S SURVEILLANCE
TAPES CLEARLY SHOWCopy !req
337. THAT DR. VENTURE WAS
DRESSED AS BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
338. ILLEGALLY OBTAINED SURVEILLANCE
FOOTAGE ISN'T ENOUGH TO MOVE ON.Copy !req
339. AND WHAT OF THIS
GRAPPLE GUN WE SALVAGEDCopy !req
340. FROM THE WRECK
OF THE DOOM FACTORY?Copy !req
341. LOOK, HERE ARE THE MECHANICS.Copy !req
342. THAT IS THE
VENTURE INDUSTRIES LOGO.Copy !req
343. HE ALL BUT LEFT HIS BUSINESS
CARD TO TAUNT US.Copy !req
344. OKAY, LISTEN, WE'LL ASSEMBLE
THE FIVE POINT FIVECopy !req
345. AND WE'RE GONNA DEAL
WITH THIS BY THE...Copy !req
346. - OPEN YOUR EYES, WOMAN!
- BOOK.Copy !req
347. NOT ANOTHER ONE OF US WILL DIE!Copy !req
348. THIS LIST, IT'S NOT JUST
RANDOM LEVEL-10 VILLAINS.Copy !req
349. THIS IS A LIST OF DR. VENTURE'SCopy !req
350. ARCHING RIGHTS.Copy !req
351. HE HAS BEEN KILLING HIS
WAY THROUGH THIS LIST.Copy !req
352. WELL, WHY? HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
353. I'VE WATCHED HIM STAND
ON A CHAIRCopy !req
354. BECAUSE HE SAW A COCKROACH!Copy !req
355. MONEY, POWER, GREED!
THEY CHANGE PEOPLE.Copy !req
356. WE MUST STOP THIS TONIGHT!Copy !req
357. NOT AS GUILD MEMBERS,
BUT AS BRETHREN.Copy !req
358. AS VILLAINS!Copy !req
359. WHO'S NEXT ON THE LIST?Copy !req
360. THE WANDERING SPIDER.Copy !req
361. WELL, WE SHOULD CALL HIM
RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
362. - MAYBE HE...
- DON'T BOTHER.Copy !req
363. WE HAVE, AND HE IS MISSING.Copy !req
364. COME WITH ME. WE HAVE
ONLY MOMENTS TO SPARE!Copy !req
365. YEAH, I KNOW, I'M A HENCHMAN.
KILL.Copy !req
366. YOU KNOW,
BACK IN THE MONARCH CREW,Copy !req
367. WE CALLED IT
"GETTING YOUR WINGS".Copy !req
368. I WAS 16 WHEN I GOT MY WINGS.Copy !req
369. SO, WE'RE ARCHING THIS GUY
CALLED PROFESSOR VIBRATIONS.Copy !req
370. HIPPIE CREAMPUFF,
FOUGHT ALL HIS BATTLESCopy !req
371. WITH ROBOTS
AND SOME VIBROGUN THING.Copy !req
372. SO LAME, BUT HE WAS STILL NUTS.Copy !req
373. SO I'M LOOKING FOR A PLACE
TO HIDE MY FAT ASS,Copy !req
374. 'CAUSE I'M 16 AND I'M TERRIFIEDCopy !req
375. AND WHO DO I ALL BUT KNOCK OVER?Copy !req
376. PROFESSOR VIBRATIONS.Copy !req
377. HE HAD ME DEAD TO RIGHTS.Copy !req
378. COULD'VE VIBRATED MY HEAD OFF.Copy !req
379. AND THEN, HE SUDDENLY DIED.Copy !req
380. LIKE OF HAPPINESS, OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
381. NO, THAT HAPPENS!Copy !req
382. REMEMBER THAT VIDEOGAME
"BERSERK"?Copy !req
383. IN LIKE 1981, THIS KID
NAMED JEFF DAILEY DIEDCopy !req
384. RIGHT AFTER HE GOT A HIGH SCORE.Copy !req
385. "GOT THE HUMANOID!"Copy !req
386. CLUNK, DEAD.Copy !req
387. THEN, LIKE A YEAR LATER,
ANOTHER KID DIES, THE SAME WAY.Copy !req
388. OF HAPPINESS!Copy !req
389. MARGARET, WOULD YOU PLEASE
SEND IN THE NEXT PATIENT?Copy !req
390. M-MARGARET?Copy !req
391. I GUESS THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
392. I HAVE A HUGE PAIN
IN MY ASS, DOCTOR.Copy !req
393. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: AH, THESE
OLD-TIME VILLAINS.Copy !req
394. THE SECOND THINGS GET HAIRY,Copy !req
395. THEY SCRAP PROTOCOL
AND DO IT THEIR WAY.Copy !req
396. SOMETHING INSIDE ME WANTED THIS.Copy !req
397. ALL THE DIEHARDS, THE KOOKS,
THE REAL VILLAINS, THE CRAZIES,Copy !req
398. THE BLOOD-STARVED ANIMALS,Copy !req
399. THEY'RE ALL ASSEMBLED
AT WIDE WALE'S.Copy !req
400. THEY'RE STARIN'
DOWN A GUN BARREL,Copy !req
401. JUST WAITIN'
FOR DR. VENTURE TO MESS UP.Copy !req
402. I'M ASHAMED TO SAY IT, BUT,Copy !req
403. I HOPE HE DOES.Copy !req
404. HEY, LOOK, FREE WATER!Copy !req
405. I MEANT LIKE
CREATE MOOD LIGHTINGCopy !req
406. AND CONVERSATION CORNERS.Copy !req
407. THIS LOOKS LIKE A BABY
SHOWER FOR A TEEN MOM.Copy !req
408. I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT THEN,
I APPRECIATED THE IRONY.Copy !req
409. WHAT ARE THESE?Copy !req
410. THEY'RE THE ECLIPSE
VIEWERS YOU WANTED.Copy !req
411. THEY'RE NOVELTY GLASSES!Copy !req
412. YOU LOOK AT AN ECLIPSE
THROUGH THESECopy !req
413. AND YOUR EYES WILL MELT
OUT OF YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
414. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LENSES!Copy !req
415. DOC, THIS IS A LUNAR ECLIPSE.Copy !req
416. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR
ANYTHING TO...Copy !req
417. SHH! WE GET PAID FOR THOSE.Copy !req
418. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
419. THEY'RE ALL SPRAYED
WITH ECLIPSIUM.Copy !req
420. THEY STOP RADIATION
AND MAGIC SPACE STUFF.Copy !req
421. OH, GOOD. SAFETY FIRST.Copy !req
422. AND THE HATS?
- ALSO COATED WITH ECLIPSIUM.Copy !req
423. HMM. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE 'EMCopy !req
424. ANOTHER COUPLE COATS.
ME AND CHRIS...Copy !req
425. LAMBERT, OF COURSE,
HAVE SENSITIVE HEADS.Copy !req
426. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE HEAVY!Copy !req
427. YOU WEARING A FLACK VEST,
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
428. WHOA!Copy !req
429. AH! WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
430. DUDE.Copy !req
431. A-ARE YOU AWAKE?Copy !req
432. HEY! YOU AWAKE?Copy !req
433. OW. ALL RIGHT,
I JUST DID THAT TO MYSELF.Copy !req
434. JUST MY LUCK.Copy !req
435. AW, CRAP, IT'S FALLIN' ASLEEP.Copy !req
436. AH. HEH.Copy !req
437. I GUESS HE'S GOING TO BE
FASHIONABLY LATE.Copy !req
438. OR FASHIONABLY SOMEWHERE BETTER.Copy !req
439. OH, MY GOD. DID YOU
INVITE ANYBODY ELSE?Copy !req
440. LIKE YOUR MOM, OR MAYBE THAT FOXCopy !req
441. FROM THE CARFAX COMMERCIAL?Copy !req
442. THE CARFAX FOX.
- HE'S ALREADY DRUNK.Copy !req
443. I JUST FIGURED CHRIS
WOULD INVITECopy !req
444. ALL HIS FANCY FRIENDS.Copy !req
445. WHAT CAN I GET YA, SLIM?Copy !req
446. WHY DON'TCHA POUR OUT
YOUR HEART,Copy !req
447. AS I POUR OUT A STIFF ONE.Copy !req
448. HANK'S THE NAME AND THIS
HERE'S ME WATERIN' HOLE.Copy !req
449. STOP, HANK.Copy !req
450. FINE. HOW ABOUT A RUDDY BOTTOM.Copy !req
451. YEAH, UNLESS THE NAME
OF THE DRINKCopy !req
452. INCLUDES THE INGREDIENTS,
I CAN'T HELP YA.Copy !req
453. PERHAPS A GIN AND TONIC
THAT'S MADE OF GIN AND TONIC?Copy !req
454. YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S TIME
YOU LEARNED A DOCTAIL.Copy !req
455. THE RUDDY BOTTOM.Copy !req
456. THAT'S TALL-GLASS GRENADINE
WITH TOMATO JUICECopy !req
457. AND A JIGGER OF RUM.Copy !req
458. SWEET! I'LL HAVE
A RUDDY BOTTOM, TOO.Copy !req
459. BUT, INSTEAD OF GRENADINE,
I'LL HAVE RUM.Copy !req
460. ALSO RUM.Copy !req
461. YEAH-EAH-EAH.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
462. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE.Copy !req
463. THIS IS HOW WE DID IT
BACK IN THE DAY,Copy !req
464. WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
CHECK WITH MOMMYCopy !req
465. TO PROTECT WHAT'S YOURS.Copy !req
466. THIS IS SO EXCITING!Copy !req
467. LIKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND DUMBCopy !req
468. AND EVERYTHING WAS POINTY
AND DANGEROUS.Copy !req
469. WHAT HAVE WE MISSED?Copy !req
470. OH, YOU JUST MISSED JACK SQUAT.Copy !req
471. THIS IS CRAZY, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
472. LET'S JUST ALL RELAX
AND THINK THIS OVER.Copy !req
473. AHH, WE GOTTA DO ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
474. CROWN WAS ALL MESSED UP
IN THAT LAST ONE.Copy !req
475. AND LOOK MORE TERRIFIED,
WILL YA?Copy !req
476. LIKE I'M TOTALLY BADASS.Copy !req
477. OH, I AM TERRIFIED!Copy !req
478. PLEASE, LET ME GO.Copy !req
479. WELL, ACT IT!
LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LAUGHINGCopy !req
480. IN HALF THE PICTURES.Copy !req
481. SOME PEOPLE LAUGH
WHEN THEY'RE NERVOUS.Copy !req
482. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?Copy !req
483. I'M TIED TO A THING.Copy !req
484. WELL! IT'S TIME FOR THE ECLIPSE.Copy !req
485. I'M GONNA GO OUT AND VIEW.Copy !req
486. ANY TAKERS?Copy !req
487. AH, MAYBE LATER.Copy !req
488. I'MA NA-NAP FOR A BIT.Copy !req
489. AH! NICE.Copy !req
490. YOU GOT RUDDY BOTTOM
ALL OVER ME.Copy !req
491. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
492. OH, WHAT? WH-WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
493. WHERE ARE WE? IS...
IS THAT MY PHONE?Copy !req
494. YEAH. I WANT YOU TO SAY
YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPEDCopy !req
495. BY THE BLUE MORPHO
AND THAT YOU'RECopy !req
496. IN A FOREST,
ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED.Copy !req
497. AH! IS THAT TRUE?Copy !req
498. A-ARE YOU GONNA EXECUTE ME?Copy !req
499. DUDE, SAY EXACTLY
WHAT I JUST SAID.Copy !req
500. IT'S... IT'S STILL RINGING!Copy !req
501. WH-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?Copy !req
502. DO YOU WANT MONEY?
I CAN GET YOU MONEY.Copy !req
503. This is Guild Councilwoman
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.Copy !req
504. OH! IT'S GOING TO VOICEMAIL.
- WELL, LEAVE A MESSAGE!Copy !req
505. TH-THAT WON'T REALLY HELP ME!Copy !req
506. WILL IT?Copy !req
507. THE ECLIPSE HAS STARTED.Copy !req
508. THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S STARTED.Copy !req
509. IT LOOKS LIKE THAT
BLUE MORPHO THERE LIKESCopy !req
510. TO DANCE IN THE MOONLIGHT
AFTER A KILL.Copy !req
511. AGH! THANKS, BILLY.Copy !req
512. I'M ALL STICKY WITH GRENADINE.Copy !req
513. IDIOT.Copy !req
514. HUH? OH.Copy !req
515. THAT REALLY IS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
516. A-A-AND, SENDING IT NOW.Copy !req
517. IT'S A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
518. HEY, YOU WANT ME TO PUT
ONE ON YOUR HOMEPAGE?Copy !req
519. Wandering Spider: PLEASE DON'T.Copy !req
520. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.Copy !req
521. Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.Copy !req
522. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO...Copy !req
523. LOOK FOR YOURSELF, COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
524. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
525. THERE HE IS, SOAKED
IN OUR BROTHER'S BLOOD,Copy !req
526. LITERALLY REDHANDED.Copy !req
527. I-I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
528. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.Copy !req
529. TAKE THE SHOT, COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
530. DO YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBEREDCopy !req
531. AS THE BUREAUCRATIC
COWARD THAT HESITATED?Copy !req
532. WHAT, DO GOTTA SEE, DR. VENTURECopy !req
533. SLIT YOUR HUSBAND'S THROAT
BEFORE YOU END THIS MADNESS?Copy !req
534. MADAM, I BEG YOU,
SHOOT HIM OR STEP ASIDE!Copy !req
535. HE'S A KILLER!Copy !req
536. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: SOMETIMES
YOU DO SOMETHING AND YOU KNOW,Copy !req
537. THAT SECOND, YOU'LL REGRET IT
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
538. YOU SAW NO OTHER WAY!Copy !req
539. YOU'RE A TINY PART
OF A BIG MACHINE.Copy !req
540. AND YOU FEEL SMALL,
LIKE YOU DON'T MATTER,Copy !req
541. BUT IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL,
YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT.Copy !req
542. AGH!Copy !req
543. WELL, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
544. DR. VENTURE'S DEAD.Copy !req
545. AND NOBODY CARED.Copy !req
546. HIS FRIENDS, HIS FAMILY,
HIS BODYGUARD,Copy !req
547. EVEN HIS STUPID ROBOT,Copy !req
548. DIDN'T CARE.Copy !req
549. OH, PLEASE! I'M KIDDING!Copy !req
550. THAT WAS MY JACKET AND IT
HAS A BULLETPROOF LINING.Copy !req
551. HE'S FINE!Copy !req
552. IDIOT THOUGHT
HIS POCKET BLEW UP.Copy !req
553. AND, BECAUSE HE STOLE IT
FROM A PLACECopy !req
554. THAT MAKES COSTUMES
FOR VILLAINS,Copy !req
555. HE WAS TOO ASHAMED
TO TELL ANYONE.Copy !req
556. THE NEXT DAY,
HE RETURNED IT TO ENZO'S.Copy !req
557. HE EVEN HAD TO PAY
FOR MY TAILORING.Copy !req
558. MY WIFE FINALLY
CHECKED HER PHONECopy !req
559. AND FOUND #21's MESSAGE
AND MY AWESOME SELFIECopy !req
560. AND THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY DID.Copy !req
561. SOMEHOW, SHE STILL SNUCK IN
AN "I TOLD YOU SO."Copy !req
562. LIKE SHE WAS INNOCENT.Copy !req
563. WHAT, YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT MY POOR HENCHMAN?Copy !req
564. IT'S HIS JOB! PLEASE!Copy !req
565. AND ME? I'M IN THE CLEAR.
I LOOK GREAT!Copy !req
566. THIS?Copy !req
567. THIS IS A HAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
568. BY THE DAMN BOOK!Copy !req
569. WE GOT LUCKY TONIGHT.Copy !req
570. THIS BETTER BE A LESSON TO US.Copy !req
571. LET'S JUST TRY TO FORGET IT
AND WE'RE GONNA M...Copy !req
572. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
573. RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
574. IS THAT CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT?Copy !req