1. There he is,
soaked in our brother's blood,Copy !req
2. literally redhanded.Copy !req
3. Take the shot, Councilwoman.Copy !req
4. What the...?
I know! Crazy!Copy !req
5. How did this even happen?Copy !req
6. Well, it all started
when I was in 8th grade.Copy !req
7. You know the 8th-grade
Washington, D.C. trip?Copy !req
8. Well, ours, we had to present a flagCopy !req
9. to Senator
Ben Nighthorse Campbell ...Copy !req
10. awesome name ... and I was
the kid they chose to do it.Copy !req
11. Now, because I was a huge kidCopy !req
12. and because Henchmen don't
do that much research,Copy !req
13. I got kidnapped, instead of
Senator Nighthorse Campbell.Copy !req
14. You just have to sign this
and, then, we'll let you go.Copy !req
15. It's a harmless little law
I'd like you to instate.Copy !req
16. It simply makes the
surname Venture illegal!Copy !req
17. Nyah!Copy !req
18. Isn't that awesome?
Like he wasn't gonnaCopy !req
19. ransom the senator, or anything.Copy !req
20. He just wanted to make
Dr. Venture's name illegal.Copy !req
21. It sounds idiotic, right?
But just think about it:Copy !req
22. Every time Dr. Venture orders pizzaCopy !req
23. or like tries to cash
a check, or anything,Copy !req
24. Boom! they arrest his ass.Copy !req
25. - Classic Monarch!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
26. I'm telling you, sir...
you have the wrong person.Copy !req
27. Who the hell is Gary Fischer?Copy !req
28. Me! I-I'm Gary Fischer!Copy !req
29. You morons kidnapped the wrong guy!Copy !req
30. But he had the flag
and he looked way moreCopy !req
31. senatorial than the other
guy 'cause he... flag.Copy !req
32. Sir, as team leader,
I accept the full resp...Copy !req
33. Get rid of this idiot.Copy !req
34. Him, too.Copy !req
35. They didn't kill me, obviously.
They recruited me.Copy !req
36. I became a Henchman for the
Mighty Monarch on that dayCopy !req
37. and never looked back.
I never finished 8th grade, either.Copy !req
38. I got my GED later, though.Copy !req
39. You know, in case
henching didn't pan out,Copy !req
40. it is good to have a fallback.Copy !req
41. How does he do it?Copy !req
42. Every time I think I've got
him in my grip, he slithers out!Copy !req
43. You mark my words, you little worm.
I will get you,Copy !req
44. Dr. Heinie!
See? Not cool.Copy !req
45. - Am I the only one seeing this?
- Well, I'm not gonna pretendCopy !req
46. that it's worthy of the
spin, but it's just temporary.Copy !req
47. Plus, Dr. Heinie is kinda famous.Copy !req
48. His laser-hemorrhoid-removal
posters are all over the subway.Copy !req
49. It'll totally make the
papers when you thwart him.Copy !req
50. - It's a good thwart.
- Wasted thwart.Copy !req
51. Oh, honey, when you thwart him,Copy !req
52. you'll be a level-5 candidate and
you'll be thwarting Venture in no time.Copy !req
53. Fine!
I'll thwart Dr. Heinie.Copy !req
54. - Good. Be careful.
- Oh, of course.Copy !req
55. After all, the guy
has hemorrhoid lasers.Copy !req
56. - Oh, no!
- Sweetie, there's a vigilanteCopy !req
57. out there, killing supervillains.Copy !req
58. Granted, he's only killing level 10s,Copy !req
59. but I still want you to be careful.Copy !req
60. - The Blue Morpho?
- The Blue Morpho.Copy !req
61. I'm not afraid of the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
62. The Blue Morpho problem was seriouslyCopy !req
63. the last thing the Guild saw comin'.Copy !req
64. Everything was going great:
new headquarters,Copy !req
65. new Council of 13,
recruitment was on the rise,Copy !req
66. and then, the Blue Morpho comes back.Copy !req
67. The Council assembled a
taskforce to deal with it.Copy !req
68. We called it the Five Point Five.Copy !req
69. The Point Five were watch and ward, who,Copy !req
70. not being actual Council members,
had to sit at a kiddie table.Copy !req
71. I-I voted against it.Copy !req
72. You know, we have
access to whatever filesCopy !req
73. survived the destruction
of the old Guild.Copy !req
74. Useless. The Guild
never kept records on BM.Copy !req
75. For obvious reasons,
could you not abbreviate his name!Copy !req
76. Seconded! It sounds
as if we're discussingCopy !req
77. - a walking, talking poopy!
- Ugh. Blue Morpho was a vigilante.Copy !req
78. He never applied for
Guild arching rights.Copy !req
79. He was a menace and the
Guild put a price on his head.Copy !req
80. In 1976, that bounty was claimed.Copy !req
81. Maybe it's a revenge thing?
Who claimed the bounty?Copy !req
82. Sadly, our predecessor,
the late, great Sovereign,Copy !req
83. destroyed that information.Copy !req
84. It doesn't matter!
Me, Red Mantle, Dragoon,Copy !req
85. all the oldtimers,
remember the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
86. Yes, yes!
He wore mostly blue!Copy !req
87. Like a resplendent blue tomato!Copy !req
88. - Were there such a thing, of course.
- Yes, we get it, old friend.Copy !req
89. What you do not realize
is that the Blue MorphoCopy !req
90. was the junkyard dog of Team Venture.Copy !req
91. - Oh, was he?
- Indeed.Copy !req
92. If there was a dirty job
that the squeaky-cleanCopy !req
93. Jonas Venture needed done,
he sent the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
94. I remember, in 1973,Copy !req
95. Keppel Harbor, Singapore.Copy !req
96. I had just spent the night with
tennis great Billie Jean King,Copy !req
97. performing my own battle of the sexes.Copy !req
98. Mmm, perfect.
40-love.Copy !req
99. There is nothing a man
hopped up on ginkgo bilobaCopy !req
100. and paradise white cannot
do beneath the sheets.Copy !req
101. Do you know why I'm here?Copy !req
102. Because I seduced you with
my perfect animal charmCopy !req
103. and my slim, hairless asian bodyCopy !req
104. appears vaguely feminine
in this light?Copy !req
105. No.
I was sent here.Copy !req
106. By Jonas Venture.Copy !req
107. Now, why don't you hand
over the Jade DragonCopy !req
108. before I spray your
brains all over that wall.Copy !req
109. I complied, of course.
It was all kinds of scary.Copy !req
110. But here is the part that has
been troubling me for 40 years:Copy !req
111. I performed every known
sexual act that night!Copy !req
112. I mean, everything!Copy !req
113. I don't know if he
did a ... a switcherooCopy !req
114. or he just had a superduper
costume, but I made tender,Copy !req
115. yet purely accidental,
love to the Blue Morpho.Copy !req
116. So when I tell you that
he would've done anythingCopy !req
117. for Jonas Venture,
you can bet your sweet bippyCopy !req
118. that I. Mean. Anything.Copy !req
119. Dr. Z, have you no
sense of decency, sir?Copy !req
120. What? It was the 1970s!Copy !req
121. So I ask you to chill
and cut me some slack.Copy !req
122. My point is that, if you want to findCopy !req
123. this new Blue Morpho, you
must start with one man:Copy !req
124. The son and heir of Jonas Venture!Copy !req
125. This has to go like clockwork.Copy !req
126. This family has been shot
at, shot down, and shot from,Copy !req
127. more times than any
other family in history.Copy !req
128. - We are Ventures!
- This is like a dream I once had ...Copy !req
129. - Not you guys, obviously.
- Yeah, obviously.Copy !req
130. Brock, Hatred,Copy !req
131. I'm gonna want full-security
vigilance from you two.Copy !req
132. The second he arrives,
I want him to feel like he'sCopy !req
133. as safe as a kitten.Copy !req
134. - Can do!
- What should we do?Copy !req
135. You two have only one job:
Do not embarrass me. That's it.Copy !req
136. This is the most important
night of your father's life.Copy !req
137. All right, let me just
back this up a tink.Copy !req
138. Last week, I went to a swankass party
to make some connections.Copy !req
139. Nothing but a bunch numbskullsCopy !req
140. who never accomplished
anything themselves,Copy !req
141. yet, they look down on
someone who stood on the Moon.Copy !req
142. The Moon!
I was 7 years old.Copy !req
143. - Let's do this.
- Business cards and cell numbers.Copy !req
144. Exactly. No "I'll call
you when blah blah blah"Copy !req
145. and, if they ask you
why you're there, say,Copy !req
146. "why, dear, dear Gloria invited us."Copy !req
147. - Are we sure there's a Gloria here?
- There's always a Gloria.Copy !req
148. Always a Gloria!Copy !req
149. I don't care who you are, I promise you:Copy !req
150. your life is better than
these wealthy morons.Copy !req
151. All they do is complain.Copy !req
152. They're like a dog tied up in
the backyard with nothing to do:Copy !req
153. they end up gnawing off their hairCopy !req
154. and getting obsessed with a frisbee.Copy !req
155. Ah, we struck out.
How'd it go with you?Copy !req
156. - They won't even talk to me.
- That's because you're not him.Copy !req
157. - Who's "him"?
- Him is Christopher Lam-burt.Copy !req
158. The Highlander, Christopher Lambert?Copy !req
159. Exactly. Wouldn't even look at us.Copy !req
160. You get him, we have all of
these chumps in our pocket.Copy !req
161. Christopher motherfucking Lambert.Copy !req
162. The Lord of the Apes, Lord Rayden,Copy !req
163. and once Lord of Diane Lane!Copy !req
164. The guy had sex with Diane Lane!
Multiple times!Copy !req
165. There he was, sitting on
a couch, eating pâté.Copy !req
166. In real life, he looks
a lot like Ted Danson,Copy !req
167. but with a kind of magic
that only a Lambert has ...Copy !req
168. Chris has.
His friends call him Chris.Copy !req
169. - Ready, Kano?
- Ready, Blue Morpho!Copy !req
170. Engage costume pods.Copy !req
171. Where's my Morpho suit?Copy !req
172. You're wearing the old
black and gold tonight,Copy !req
173. so I brought the Morpho
suit in to be fixed.Copy !req
174. It had 1970s kevlar
flaking off the lining.Copy !req
175. Dude! That's ...
You can't bring thatCopy !req
176. - to a fucking dry cleaners.
- Oh, my god, chill.Copy !req
177. There is this place
right in Little Italy.Copy !req
178. They specialize in antagonist
and protagonist costumes.Copy !req
179. It's like a Swiss Bank.
We're cool.Copy !req
180. Enh. I can't say I missed this crown.Copy !req
181. Stupid thing is always falling off.Copy !req
182. Aggh! I wish I could
go with you tonight!Copy !req
183. Dude, I have to be kickin'
that hemorrhoid guy's assCopy !req
184. when your Morpho kill goes down.
That's the whole point!Copy !req
185. Up goes our EMA arching level;Copy !req
186. - down goes our suspicion level. Duh.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
187. But the next guy on our
list is the Wandering Spider.Copy !req
188. Oh, please, the guy's
a has-been and a lush.Copy !req
189. He killed Mr. Energy!Copy !req
190. Mr. Energy electrocuted himself,
watering his lawn.Copy !req
191. Wandering Spider just altered his report
to live off his arching insurance.Copy !req
192. Sovereign-era Guild shenanigans.
Nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
193. Just fly his ass to the Pine Barrens,Copy !req
194. execute him during the
eclipse, and bury him!Copy !req
195. Why can't I thwart Dr. Heinie?Copy !req
196. Right at the eclipse!
You big baby.Copy !req
197. Enzo, it's your favorite client.Copy !req
198. Eh, Dr. The Rusty.
You look like a million dollars.Copy !req
199. And this fine boy is yours, no?Copy !req
200. - Uh, that's Dean.
- Dean! Such a manly name, huh?Copy !req
201. Want I to make him a perfect speedsuit
to show off his manly curves?Copy !req
202. We're not here for Dean.Copy !req
203. I have to ask you if
you've ever made anyoneCopy !req
204. - the Patriarch.
- The Patriarch?Copy !req
205. Where did you ever hear Enzo do this?Copy !req
206. Enzo never give names
of his clients, never!Copy !req
207. - He eat poison before he tell.
- Enzo, I've seen it!Copy !req
208. It was the most beautiful speedsuitCopy !req
209. I've ever laid my eyes on
and, goddamn it, I want one.Copy !req
210. Make me the Patriarch.Copy !req
211. No-o-o!
Not the Patriarch.Copy !req
212. She is a bitch.
Each gold thread twisted by hand,Copy !req
213. each bead shaped from tiny pearls.Copy !req
214. She's lined with calf and silk!Copy !req
215. No! Why you want the Patriarch?Copy !req
216. Because I'm throwing a
little lunar eclipse partyCopy !req
217. - and I've invited Christopher Lam...
- You shut that!Copy !req
218. Okay. This man you speak of.Copy !req
219. Maybe I know his tastes.
Maybe I just guess.Copy !req
220. But, he is a classic.
Enzo make you a tuxedo, eh?Copy !req
221. - A tuxedo in midnight blue.
- Blue tuxedo?Copy !req
222. Height of fashion.
Who make the blue tuxedo famous?Copy !req
223. Duke of Windsor! Most stylish
man ever in history of world.Copy !req
224. Maybe Enzo make his tuxedo, even?
Enzo never tell.Copy !req
225. Ha! I get you samples.
You wait.Copy !req
226. So, uh, how long will it
take to make this thing?Copy !req
227. For you, favorite client?Copy !req
228. Two, perhaps three, weeks.
No more.Copy !req
229. Okay. Um, hey, I gotta run,
but, I'll be back soon.Copy !req
230. Just ... okay, back soon.Copy !req
231. I'm leaving now!
Gonna go arching!Copy !req
232. I'm so proud of you, sweetie.Copy !req
233. Are you taking #21 with you?Copy !req
234. Yeah, he's already at the bus station.Copy !req
235. Ahh, the Monarch!
So good to see you in your colors.Copy !req
236. I have a rather pressing matterCopy !req
237. - for your wife, so may I...?
- Kitchen.Copy !req
238. All right.Copy !req
239. Ah.Copy !req
240. Hey, can I get a hand here?Copy !req
241. Damn cast. I can't ...Copy !req
242. You know, I broke my
arm, so, if you could justCopy !req
243. give me a hand and we can
just get that in there.Copy !req
244. Yeah, that's not going to work.Copy !req
245. All right, if you just get in
and I'll just kind of tip it.Copy !req
246. You know, tip it and you can pull it.Copy !req
247. - Dios mío.
- Get a scooch in there.Copy !req
248. - Okay, just edge it in.
- You're like, what, like ...Copy !req
249. like a Wandering Spider, or something?Copy !req
250. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm Blue Morpho.Copy !req
251. So what's all this crap about levels?Copy !req
252. Level 10, level 4, level whatever.Copy !req
253. It's not that confusing.Copy !req
254. EMA level means equally
matched aggression level.Copy !req
255. It all started with ... that's right ...Copy !req
256. the original Dr. Venture.Copy !req
257. See, 50 years ago, there
was this freshman villainCopy !req
258. called Turnbuckle.Copy !req
259. No fancy car, no
weapons, no clue, right?Copy !req
260. He shows up at the Venture
compound and snatches RustyCopy !req
261. from his playpen, or
whatever, and demands a fight.Copy !req
262. Step away from the boy.Copy !req
263. Caution.
You face Tu-r-rnbuckle.Copy !req
264. My punch is devastating.Copy !req
265. Step the fuck away from the boy!Copy !req
266. The guy puts up his
dukes like a total douche.Copy !req
267. So the Action Man, because
he's a full-on psycho,Copy !req
268. pistol-whips him into the
ground like a tent pole.Copy !req
269. And then, this Turnbuckle,
he looks up and says...Copy !req
270. Kiss my ass.Copy !req
271. Click. Takes one right in the brain.
Not equal.Copy !req
272. So they came up with this system.Copy !req
273. You have huge balls, a deadly
partner, armed headquarters,Copy !req
274. a huge Henchman army, and a flying car,Copy !req
275. you're like a level 9 or 10.Copy !req
276. If you just have a
sidekick and enough changeCopy !req
277. to ride the New Jersey path train,
you're a 4.Copy !req
278. Guess who's a 4.Copy !req
279. Come, now.
What more do you need?Copy !req
280. Wide Wale's surveillance
tapes clearly showCopy !req
281. that Dr. Venture was
dressed as Blue Morpho.Copy !req
282. Illegally obtained surveillance
footage isn't enough to move on.Copy !req
283. And what of this grapple gun we salvagedCopy !req
284. from the wreck of the Doom Factory?Copy !req
285. Look, here are the mechanics.
That is the Venture Industries logo.Copy !req
286. He all but left his
business card to taunt us.Copy !req
287. Okay, listen, we'll
assemble the Five Point FiveCopy !req
288. and we're gonna deal
with this by the ...Copy !req
289. - Open your eyes, woman!
- Book.Copy !req
290. Not another one of us will die!Copy !req
291. This list, it's not just
random level-10 villains.Copy !req
292. This is a list of Dr. Venture's
arching rights.Copy !req
293. He has been killing his
way through this list.Copy !req
294. Well, why?
He wouldn't do that.Copy !req
295. I've watched him stand on a chair
because he saw a cockroach!Copy !req
296. Money, power, greed!
They change people.Copy !req
297. We must stop this tonight!Copy !req
298. Not as Guild members, but
as brethren. As villains!Copy !req
299. - Who's next on the list?
- The Wandering Spider.Copy !req
300. Well, we should call him right away.Copy !req
301. - Maybe he ...
- Don't bother. We have, and he is missing.Copy !req
302. Come with me. We have
only moments to spare!Copy !req
303. I don't wanna kill anyone.Copy !req
304. Yeah, I know, I'm a Henchman.
That's what we do: kill.Copy !req
305. You know, back in the Monarch crew,Copy !req
306. we called it "getting your wings".Copy !req
307. I was 16 when I got my wings.Copy !req
308. So, we're arching this guy
called Professor Vibrations.Copy !req
309. Hippie creampuff, fought all his battlesCopy !req
310. with robots and some vibrogun thing.Copy !req
311. So lame, but he was still nuts.Copy !req
312. So I'm looking for a
place to hide my fat ass,Copy !req
313. 'cause I'm 16 and I'm terrifiedCopy !req
314. and who do I all but knock over?Copy !req
315. Professor Vibrations.
He had me dead to rights.Copy !req
316. Could've vibrated my head off.
And then, he suddenly died.Copy !req
317. Like of happiness, or something.Copy !req
318. No, that happens!Copy !req
319. Remember that videogame "Berserk"?Copy !req
320. In like 1981, this kid
named Jeff Dailey diedCopy !req
321. right after he got a high score.Copy !req
322. "Got the humanoid!"
Clunk, dead.Copy !req
323. Then, like a year later,
another kid dies, the same way.Copy !req
324. Of happiness!Copy !req
325. Margaret, would you please
send in the next patient?Copy !req
326. - M-Margaret?
- I guess that would be me.Copy !req
327. I have a huge pain in my ass, doctor.Copy !req
328. Ah, these fucking old-time villains.Copy !req
329. The second things get hairy, they
scrap protocol and do it their way.Copy !req
330. But something inside me wanted this.Copy !req
331. All the diehards, the kooks,
the real villains, the crazies,Copy !req
332. the blood-starved animals,Copy !req
333. they're all assembled at Wide Wale's.Copy !req
334. They're starin' down a gun barrel,Copy !req
335. Just waitin' for Dr. Venture to mess up.Copy !req
336. I'm ashamed to say it, but,
I hope he does.Copy !req
337. Hey, look, free water!Copy !req
338. What are you doing?Copy !req
339. I meant like create mood lighting
and conversation corners.Copy !req
340. This looks like a baby
shower for a teen mom.Copy !req
341. I tried to stop him, but
then, I appreciated the irony.Copy !req
342. What are these?Copy !req
343. - They're the eclipse viewers you wanted.
- They're novelty glasses!Copy !req
344. You look at an eclipse through theseCopy !req
345. and your eyes will
melt out of your head.Copy !req
346. - They don't even have lenses!
- Doc, this is a lunar eclipse.Copy !req
347. - You don't have to wear anything to ...
- Shh! We get paid for those.Copy !req
348. Oh, yeah!
They're all sprayed with eclipsium.Copy !req
349. They stop radiation
and magic space stuff.Copy !req
350. Oh, good. Safety first.Copy !req
351. - And the hats?
- Also coated with eclipsium.Copy !req
352. Hmm.
You might want to give 'emCopy !req
353. another couple coats.
Me and Chris ...Copy !req
354. Lambert, of course...
have sensitive heads.Copy !req
355. Oh, my God, you're heavy!Copy !req
356. You wearing a flak vest, or something?Copy !req
357. Whoa!
Ah! What the hell?Copy !req
358. Dude...
a-are you awake?Copy !req
359. Hey! You awake?Copy !req
360. Ow. All right, I just
did that to myself.Copy !req
361. Just my luck.Copy !req
362. Aw, crap, it's fallin' asleep.Copy !req
363. Ah! Heh...Copy !req
364. I guess he's going to
be fashionably late.Copy !req
365. Or fashionably somewhere better.Copy !req
366. Oh, my God.
Did you invite anybody else?Copy !req
367. Like your mom, or maybe that foxCopy !req
368. from the Carfax commercial?Copy !req
369. - The Carfax Fox.
- He's already drunk.Copy !req
370. I just figured Chris would invite
all his fancy friends.Copy !req
371. What can I get ya, slim?
Why don'tcha pour out your heart,Copy !req
372. as I pour out a stiff one.Copy !req
373. Hank's the name and this
here's me waterin' hole.Copy !req
374. Stop, Hank.Copy !req
375. Fine.
How about a Ruddy Bottom.Copy !req
376. Yeah, unless the name of the drinkCopy !req
377. includes the ingredients,
I can't help ya.Copy !req
378. Perhaps a gin and tonic
that's made of gin and tonic?Copy !req
379. You know what?
It's time you learned a doctail.Copy !req
380. The Ruddy Bottom.Copy !req
381. That's tall-glass grenadine with
tomato juice and a jigger of rum.Copy !req
382. Sweet!
I'll have a Ruddy Bottom, too.Copy !req
383. But, instead of
grenadine, I'll have rum.Copy !req
384. And replace the tomato: also rum.Copy !req
385. Yeah-eah-eah. All right.Copy !req
386. This is how it's done.
This is how we did it back in the day,Copy !req
387. when you didn't have to check
with mommy to protect what's yours.Copy !req
388. This is so exciting!
Like when we were young and dumbCopy !req
389. and everything was pointy and dangerous.Copy !req
390. - What have we missed?
- Oh, you just missed jack squat.Copy !req
391. This is crazy, you guys.Copy !req
392. Let's just all relax
and think this over.Copy !req
393. Ahh, we gotta do another one.Copy !req
394. Crown was all messed
up in that last one.Copy !req
395. And look more terrified, will ya?
Like I'm totally badass.Copy !req
396. Oh, I am terrified!
Please, let me go.Copy !req
397. Well, act it!
Look like you're laughingCopy !req
398. in half the pictures.Copy !req
399. Some people laugh when they're nervous.Copy !req
400. What do you want from me?
I'm tied to a thing.Copy !req
401. Well!
It's time for the eclipse.Copy !req
402. I'm gonna go out and view.
Any takers?Copy !req
403. - Ah, maybe later.
- I'ma na-nap for a bit.Copy !req
404. Ah! Nice.
You got Ruddy Bottom all over me.Copy !req
405. All right.Copy !req
406. Oh, what?
Wh-What's going on?Copy !req
407. Where are we?
Is ... Is that my phone?Copy !req
408. Yeah. I want you to say
you've been kidnappedCopy !req
409. by the Blue Morpho and that you'reCopy !req
410. - in a forest, about to be executed.
- Ah! Is that true?Copy !req
411. A-Are you gonna execute me?Copy !req
412. Dude, say exactly what I just said.Copy !req
413. It's ... it's still ringing!Copy !req
414. Wh-Why are you doing this?Copy !req
415. Do you want money?
I can get you money.Copy !req
416. This is Guild Councilwoman
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.Copy !req
417. - Oh! It's going to voicemail.
- Well, leave a message!Copy !req
418. Th-That won't really help me!
Will it?Copy !req
419. - The eclipse has started.
- That's not all that's started.Copy !req
420. It looks like that
Blue Morpho there likesCopy !req
421. to dance in the moonlight after a kill.Copy !req
422. Agh! Thanks, Billy.Copy !req
423. I'm all sticky with grenadine.
Idiot.Copy !req
424. Huh? Oh.
That really is beautiful.Copy !req
425. A-A-And, sending it now.
It's a good one.Copy !req
426. Hey, you want me to put
one on your homepage?Copy !req
427. Please don't.
You don't have to do this.Copy !req
428. Y-You don't have to do this.Copy !req
429. You don't have to do ...Copy !req
430. - Look for yourself, Councilwoman.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
431. There he is, soaked
in our brother's blood,Copy !req
432. literally redhanded.Copy !req
433. I-I can't believe this.
This is not happening.Copy !req
434. Take the shot, Councilwoman.
Do you want to beCopy !req
435. remembered as the bureaucratic
coward that hesitated?Copy !req
436. What, do gotta see, Dr. VentureCopy !req
437. slit your husband's throat
before you end this madness?Copy !req
438. Madam, I beg you,
shoot him or step aside!Copy !req
439. He's a killer!Copy !req
440. Sometimes you do something and you know,Copy !req
441. that second, you'll regret
it for the rest of your life.Copy !req
442. But you had to make that choice!
You saw no other way!Copy !req
443. You're a tiny part of a big machine.Copy !req
444. And you feel small,
like you don't matter,Copy !req
445. but it's so beautiful,
you're okay with it.Copy !req
446. Agh!Copy !req
447. Well, that's it.
Dr. Venture's dead.Copy !req
448. And nobody cared.Copy !req
449. His friends, his family, his bodyguard,Copy !req
450. even his stupid robot,
didn't care.Copy !req
451. Oh, please! I'm kidding!Copy !req
452. That was my jacket and it
has a bulletproof lining.Copy !req
453. He's fine!
Idiot thought his pocket blew up.Copy !req
454. And, because he stole it
from a place that makesCopy !req
455. costumes for villains, he was
too ashamed to tell anyone.Copy !req
456. The next day, he returned it to Enzo's.Copy !req
457. He even had to pay for my tailoring.Copy !req
458. My wife finally checked her phoneCopy !req
459. and found #21's message
and my awesome selfieCopy !req
460. and they realized what they did.Copy !req
461. Somehow, she still snuck
in an "I told you so."Copy !req
462. Like she was innocent.Copy !req
463. What, you're worried
about my poor Henchman?Copy !req
464. It's his job! Please!Copy !req
465. And me?
I'm in the clear. I look great!Copy !req
466. This?
This is a happy ending.Copy !req
467. By the damn book!
We got lucky tonight.Copy !req
468. This better be a lesson to us.Copy !req
469. Let's just try to forget
it and we're gonna m...Copy !req
470. Did you see that?
Right over there.Copy !req
471. Is that Christopher Lambert?Copy !req