1. DEEP WITHIN THE BLEAK
AND DISMAL GOWANUS CANAL,Copy !req
2. HIDDEN BENEATH ITS MURKY WATERS,
LIES THE HEADQUARTERS OFCopy !req
3. THE MOST SINISTER
CRIME COLLECTIVE IN NEW YORK...Copy !req
4. THE DOOM FACTORY.Copy !req
5. HERE, 10 OF THE MOST RUTHLESSLY
SELF-INVOLVED VILLAINS ON EARTHCopy !req
6. LOOSELY ALIGN FORCES AGAINST
THE POWERS OF GOOD.Copy !req
7. THE COLD-HEARTED ICE SCULPTRESS,
FRIGID.Copy !req
8. THE TOXIC TONGUE OF SERPENTINE.Copy !req
9. OH, LOOK EVERYONE.Copy !req
10. POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
NEEDS ATTENTION.Copy !req
11. MINIATURE MUSE EENIE-MEANIECopy !req
12. AND GERARD THE GORILLA.Copy !req
13. THE WATCHFUL BLACK MARIA,Copy !req
14. AND TRASHENSTEIN, THE EXQUISITE CORPSE.Copy !req
15. ULTRA-VIOLENT AND BILLY MAIM.Copy !req
16. THE FEMININE-YET-GIGANTIC
SHE-HEMOTHCopy !req
17. AND THE BITTERSWEET
HARD CANDY...Copy !req
18. ALL SYCOPHANTIC CLINGERS-ONCopy !req
19. TO THE EVIL GENIUS
OF WES WARHAMMER.Copy !req
20. HEY, SO, UM, UH, GUYS, UM...Copy !req
21. WE SHOULD GET DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
22. UM...Copy !req
23. IS SOMETHING SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE?
WAIT FOR IT.Copy !req
24. BROCK, HOW LONG IS THIS
LITTLE HOME MOVIE OF YOURS?Copy !req
25. IT AIN'T A MOVIE, DOC.
YOU'RE TELLING ME.Copy !req
26. IT'S A THREAT.
IT CAME THIS MORNING IN THIS.Copy !req
27. SO, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
A GOOD IDEA TO JUSTCopy !req
28. OPEN UP A BOX MARKED "DOOM!"
IN MY HOUSE.Copy !req
29. IT'S HYPNOTIC.Copy !req
30. THE SIMPLE BEAUTY
AND REPETITIVENESSCopy !req
31. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PARADOXICAL IMMUTABILITYCopy !req
32. AND PLASTICITY OF TIME.
OOH! BIG COLLEGE WORDS.Copy !req
33. DO YOU WANT HELP TONIGHT OR NOT,
LOVERBOY?Copy !req
34. WHAT'S TONIGHT?
HANK'S GOT A HOT...Copy !req
35. NOTHING!
UH, HANK'S GOT A... HANK-ERINGCopy !req
36. TO, UH... REDECORATE
HIS ROOM TONIGHT.Copy !req
37. GOOD. YOU BOYS STAY HERE
IN THE PENTHOUSE TONIGHT.Copy !req
38. YOU, TOO, DOC.
I'M LOCKING HER DOWN.Copy !req
39. WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
40. BECAUSE OF THAT.Copy !req
41. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch: THEY'RE
WALKING INTO A DEATH TRAP.Copy !req
42. WE HAVE TO CALL OFF THE WARHAMMER ARCH.
WHY, EXACTLY?Copy !req
43. BECAUSE YOU THINK THE WORLD'S
LAZIEST SUPER-SCIENTISTCopy !req
44. HAS SUDDENLY BECOME
A COSTUMED CRUSADER?Copy !req
45. BECAUSE I KNOW HE IS.Copy !req
46. WATCH THE SURVEILLANCE VIDEO
AGAIN.Copy !req
47. VENTURE AND SAMSON RUN OUT,
AND THEN 20 SECONDS LATER,Copy !req
48. THE BLUE MORPHO
AND HIS BIG SIDEKICK SHOW UP?Copy !req
49. PREPOSTEROUS. THERE'D BE NO TIME
FOR THEM TO CHANGE.Copy !req
50. WRONG! I CAN DO IT
IN 18.6 SECONDS. HERE, TIME ME.Copy !req
51. UH, NO, THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY, COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
52. NO, REALLY, WATCH. COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
53. WHAT'S BECOME ABUNDANTLY CLEARCopy !req
54. IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND'S UNHEALTHY
OBSESSION WITH DR. VENTURECopy !req
55. HAS STARTED RUBBING OFF ON YOU.Copy !req
56. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?Copy !req
57. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A DAY,
COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
58. DUDE, YOU GOTTA GET HER
OUT OF THERE!Copy !req
59. I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN
THE MORPHO CAVE FOR TWO HOURSCopy !req
60. WHILE SHE MEETS
WITH HER JEDI COUNCIL.Copy !req
61. WILL YOU CALM DOWN?Copy !req
62. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'D JUST
COMMANDEER THE PLACE.Copy !req
63. I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT
MY NEW THRONE ROOM.Copy !req
64. JUST GET HER OUTTA THERE!
I will.Copy !req
65. HEY, SUGAR-POP,
WHATCHA DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
66. NOTHING, APPARENTLY.Copy !req
67. THERE'S A ROGUE VILLAIN KILLER
ON THE LOOSE,Copy !req
68. AND INSTEAD OF LETTING ME
DO MY JOB,Copy !req
69. THE COUNCIL...
IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM...Copy !req
70. THINKS THEY CAN STOP HIM WITH...
P-POSTERS.Copy !req
71. GREAT! OUT OF YOUR HANDS THEN.Copy !req
72. YOU CAN TAKE THE DAY OFF.Copy !req
73. OOH! GET YOU ALL RELAXED.Copy !req
74. MMM! PUT YOU IN A WARM BATH...Copy !req
75. MAGIC MONARCH HANDS.Copy !req
76. OH!Copy !req
77. YEAH. YOU ARE JUST A TIGER TODAY.
MMM.Copy !req
78. WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?Copy !req
79. I JUST... MISS YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
80. IS THERE ANYTHING MORE ROMANTICCopy !req
81. THAN A CARRIAGE RIDE
THROUGH CENTRAL PARK?Copy !req
82. THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
83. THE SMELL OF HORSE POOP THAT'S
IN THE WIND THAT'S IN YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
84. UM, OKAY, SO I'VE WAITED,Copy !req
85. AND SINCE YOU'RE NOT GONNA
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CLEARLY,Copy !req
86. UH, WHAT IS WITH YOUR OUTFIT?Copy !req
87. YOU... YOU DON'T LIKE IT?Copy !req
88. IT'S THE...
ISN'T IT THE "BAD" OUTFIT?Copy !req
89. NO, THIS IS THE GOOD ONE!Copy !req
90. OKAY, WE'RE HERE.Copy !req
91. WE'RE WHERE?Copy !req
92. WING-MEN!
THAT'S THE SIGNAL.Copy !req
93. MR. WHITE, YOU'RE UP FIRST.Copy !req
94. SERIOUSLY, HANK,Copy !req
95. WE'RE, LIKE, FIVE BLOCKS
FROM MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
96. WE SHOULD JUST GET OUTTA HERE
BEFORE MY DAD SENDSCopy !req
97. ONE OF HIS GOON SQUAD
TO FIND ME.Copy !req
98. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A HOLDUP!Copy !req
99. GIMME YOUR PURSE, LADY!Copy !req
100. CRIME!
COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
101. STAND BACK, SIRENA.
I'VE GOT THIS.Copy !req
102. SHOO! OOH! SHAMON!Copy !req
103. OHH! AH!Copy !req
104. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!Copy !req
105. YEAH, HE'LL THINK TWICECopy !req
106. BEFORE HE THROWS DOWN WITH
HANK VENTURE AGAIN.Copy !req
107. YEAH, IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
108. CAN I GET THAT KNIFE
FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
109. LITTLE SOUVENIR OF
THE DAY I SAVED YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
110. SAY, DO YOU HEAR THOSE
WAY OUT BONGO SOUNDS?Copy !req
111. HEY, HEPCAT,
MIND IF I SIT ONE IN?Copy !req
112. [ SNORTS, LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOD, NO.Copy !req
113. SHE'S NOT BUYING IT.Copy !req
114. I'M LOSIN' HER, DEANO.Copy !req
115. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SCRAP
THE LOST BABY GAGCopy !req
116. AND STEP TO PHASE TWO.
UGH! THANK YOU!Copy !req
117. I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.Copy !req
118. I ALREADY SECURED
THE RESERVATION.Copy !req
119. BROWN WIDOW WORKS
AT A BRASSERIE DOWNTOWNCopy !req
120. THAT IS TRèS HANK.Copy !req
121. WE'LL RENDEZVOUS THERE.
NOW GO TO HER, MY BROTHER.Copy !req
122. WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
123. GRANTED, THE SONG WASN'T
MY BEST, BUT...Copy !req
124. MY DAD HAD ME CHIPPEDCopy !req
125. LIKE I'M A FRIGGIN' POODLE
OR SOME,Copy !req
126. BECAUSE HE'S GOTTA KNOW
WHERE I AMCopy !req
127. ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME,
I SWEAR TO GOD.Copy !req
128. SO I JUST, UH, I DIG 'EM OUT
WHEN I'M HAVING FUN.Copy !req
129. THAT IS SOME WHACKED OUT
PARENTING.Copy !req
130. WAIT. YOU'RE HAVING... FUN?Copy !req
131. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME
TO WRAP IT UP DOWN THERE, DOC.Copy !req
132. IT'S GETTIN' DARK.Copy !req
133. THESE DOOM CREEPS ARE LIKE
VAMPIRES.Copy !req
134. THEY ONLY ARCH AT NIGHT.Copy !req
135. SO I WANT YOU UP HERE,
IN THE PANIC ROOM IN 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
136. YA HEAR ME, DOC?
YA HEAR ME, DOC?Copy !req
137. Yes, I copy, Brock.Copy !req
138. BUT I CAN'T JUST DROP
EVERYTHING.Copy !req
139. MY... WORK IS AT
A VERY DELICATE POINT.Copy !req
140. I'M RIGHT ON THE VERGE
OF AN IMPORTANT BREAKTHROUGH.Copy !req
141. AH! COME ON, DOC!Copy !req
142. WE... WE'RE ON THE SAME
DANG TEAM HERE!Copy !req
143. 9 MINUTES, DOC.
WHERE ARE THE BOYS?Copy !req
144. I AM SWORN TO SECRECY.Copy !req
145. WHERE ARE THE BOYS?
AAH! THEY'RE IN THE PARK!Copy !req
146. SOME KIND OF DOUBLE DATE
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
147. WHAT... WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
148. LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND ME.
LOCK IT ALL DOWN.Copy !req
149. WE GOT ANOTHER LEVEL 10
COMIN' AT US.Copy !req
150. AH, JEEZ. AGAIN?Copy !req
151. WE JUST GOT THE FLOOR FIXED.Copy !req
152. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
153. AH, COME ON.Copy !req
154. OW!Copy !req
155. WHAT THE...Copy !req
156. OH, HELLO.Copy !req
157. WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM?
HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO TO HER?Copy !req
158. AAH!Copy !req
159. AAH! HO!Copy !req
160. POWER SUIT.Copy !req
161. HO-OH! BUDDY,
YOU JUST BROUGHT A KNIFECopy !req
162. TO A DIRECTED ENERGY HARPOON FIGHT.Copy !req
163. SWEETIE? YOU UP HERE?Copy !req
164. I'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL
FOR YOU.Copy !req
165. DO I HEAR A STRANGER
IN THE BARN?Copy !req
166. WHY, MISS BETTY JOE,Copy !req
167. I'M JUST A FIELD HAND
LOOKING FOR WORK.Copy !req
168. MY PA WON'T LET ME TALK
TO NO STRANGERS.Copy !req
169. BUT I GET POWERFUL LONELY
ALL ALONE ON THIS FARM.Copy !req
170. IF YOU WANNA SLEEP
IN THIS... HAY BALE,Copy !req
171. I'M SURE MY PA...Copy !req
172. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GONNA DO
FARMER'S DAUGHTER. AH!Copy !req
173. I SHOULD'VE SHOT HER
AFTER THE HAY RIDE!Copy !req
174. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'D YOU DIG UP
ON THIS WARHAMMER CLOWN?Copy !req
175. ALL RIGHT, I FOUND OUT
ALL ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
176. HE AND HIS GANG ARE LIKECopy !req
177. THIS NEW BREED
OF POST-MODERN "ARTSY" VILLAIN.Copy !req
178. I DON'T REALLY GET IT.Copy !req
179. IT'S ALL A LITTLE TOO
"OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M SO CLEVER"Copy !req
180. FOR MY TASTES.
WHERE'S HE HIDE OUT?Copy !req
181. OH, HE'S GOT THIS SWEET
UNDERWATER LAIR OUT IN BROOKLYN.Copy !req
182. YOU KNOW,
"MODERN ENEMY" MAGAZINECopy !req
183. DID A LOVELY SPREAD ON IT.Copy !req
184. WHO CARES? THE BLUE MORPHO
IS TAKING IT DOWN!Copy !req
185. TAKING IT DOWNTOWN!Copy !req
186. DUDE, NO.
I AM NOT KILLING ANYONE.Copy !req
187. THIS BOOK I'M READING,
IT... IT SAYS THATCopy !req
188. I HAVE TO KEEP MY... OH, WILL YOU
STOP WITH THE P.T.S.D. NONSENSE!Copy !req
189. SO YOU KILLED A GUY.
YOU'RE A SUPERVILLAIN!Copy !req
190. TO THE MORPHO SCOOTERS!Copy !req
191. AH.Copy !req
192. WAIT. WAIT! HOW DO I...Copy !req
193. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
194. HEY, YOU MOVE PRETTY GOOD FOR
A GUY DRESSED AS A WATER BUG.Copy !req
195. SPECIAL FORCES? YEAH, DELTA.Copy !req
196. WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT
JUMP THING?Copy !req
197. ACHILLES IN "TROY."Copy !req
198. AH, THE PITT-STER. NICE.Copy !req
199. IT'S A TOTALLY UNDERRATED MOVIE.Copy !req
200. YEAH, RIGHT?Copy !req
201. LOOK, BRO,Copy !req
202. WE CAN PLAY ROCK'EM BROCK'EM
ROBOTS ALL NIGHT,Copy !req
203. BUT IT AIN'T GONNA
BRING THEM KIDS BACK.Copy !req
204. YOU GOT A POINT.Copy !req
205. AND MY BOSS'LL KILL ME,Copy !req
206. HE FINDS OUT
I LOST HIS DAUGHTER.Copy !req
207. I FIGURE ANYONE WITH THE STUGOTS
TO CROSS HIM,Copy !req
208. THEY GOTTA BE
SOME PRETTY HEAVY HITTERS.Copy !req
209. SO, UH, SEEIN' AS WE BOTH GOT
A HORSE IN THIS RACE,Copy !req
210. WHAT DO YOU SAY, UH,
YOU AND ME...Copy !req
211. SERIOUSLY? A TEAM-UP?Copy !req
212. WHOA! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
213. WE DON'T GOTTA GO PUTTING
LABELS ON THIS THING.Copy !req
214. ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.Copy !req
215. OKAY, WERE I KING,
I WOULD OUTLAW ALL YELLOW CANDY.Copy !req
216. ALWAYS THE WORST FLAVOR.Copy !req
217. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
218. WERE I KING,
I WOULD OUTLAW MEN IN SANDALS.Copy !req
219. NO, WAIT. SANDALS WITH SOCKS!Copy !req
220. WAIT! ROCCO IN SANDALS!Copy !req
221. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
222. ROCCO'S MOTHER SO SHE COULD
NEVER GIVE BIRTH TO ROCCO.Copy !req
223. YOU ARE A JUST AND NOBLE KING.Copy !req
224. GUESS WHAT? WE'RE HERE.Copy !req
225. AND I SECURED THE BEST SEAT
IN THE HOUSE, MY LIEGE.Copy !req
226. THERE HE IS! IT'S TEEN SENSATION
HANK VENTURE!Copy !req
227. SHAZAM! LOOK AT HIS NEW GAL PAL!Copy !req
228. HOW'S ABOUT A SMOOCH SHOT
FOR THE PRESS, MR. VENTURE?Copy !req
229. UGH. PAPARAZZI.
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME.Copy !req
230. IS THIS PLACE EVEN OPEN, HANK?Copy !req
231. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF
ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS?Copy !req
232. IT'S REALLY DARK.Copy !req
233. I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME BY...Copy !req
234. HIYA! IT'S A NINJA!Copy !req
235. OOH! HIYA!Copy !req
236. HAI. WELCOME TO YUMI.
TABLE FOR TWO? KIA.Copy !req
237. OH, MY GOD, YES!Copy !req
238. WHERE HAS THIS PLACE BEEN
ALL MY LIFE?Copy !req
239. WHAT IS THE...Copy !req
240. THIS HAS GOTTA BE HANK.Copy !req
241. HANK?Copy !req
242. YOU'RE... NO, YOU'RE DOING IT
ALL WRONG, DARLING.Copy !req
243. LONGER, SLOWER STROKES.Copy !req
244. UH... EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
245. WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM?
ARE YOU FRIENDS OF HANK?Copy !req
246. HANK? WHAT'S "HANK?"Copy !req
247. ARE THOSE THE PINK ONES
OR THE YELLOW ONES?Copy !req
248. WOWIE ZOWIE!Copy !req
249. ARE YOU HOLDING ANY?Copy !req
250. HOLDING WHAT?
JUST WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
251. DOOM FACTORY.Copy !req
252. NO, NO, HE'S BUSY.Copy !req
253. AAH!Copy !req
254. OOH. AAH!Copy !req
255. HI. YOU MUST BE RUSTY.Copy !req
256. BROCK! COME IN, BROCK!
CODE GRE... AW, DAMN IT.Copy !req
257. WOW, IT'S... IT'S SO GREAT
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.Copy !req
258. YOU'RE REALLY SUCH A BEAUTY.Copy !req
259. PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME.Copy !req
260. MM, YOU'RE THE BOSS, APPLESAUCE.Copy !req
261. SO...Copy !req
262. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO... DO?Copy !req
263. OH, JUST, UM...Copy !req
264. YOU KNOW, BE YOURSELF.Copy !req
265. THAT'S KINDA HARD TO.Copy !req
266. I MEAN, BEING MYSELF WOULD BE
RUNNING OUT OF HERE SCREAMINGCopy !req
267. AND MOST LIKELY CALLING
MY BODYGUARD TO BEAT YOU UP,Copy !req
268. SO... UM,Copy !req
269. ASK HIM IF HE CAN, UH...
TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF.Copy !req
270. UH, THAT'S GREAT, DOC.
NOW CAN YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF?Copy !req
271. IT'S, UH, IT'S A ONESIE.Copy !req
272. YEAH, THAT'S FINE, GO AHEAD.Copy !req
273. WEIRDEST... ARCHING... EVER.Copy !req
274. HEY, WHOA, WHOA. CRACK A WINDOW
THERE, MARLBORO MAN.Copy !req
275. THAT THING STINKS.Copy !req
276. SO'S YOUR AXE BODY SPRAY.Copy !req
277. YOU WANT AIR,
I CAN POP THE EJECTOR SEAT.Copy !req
278. HEY, UH, SO YOU, LIKE, UH,
WORK FOR THE O.S.I., RIGHT?Copy !req
279. YEAH.Copy !req
280. SO WHAT'D THEY, LIKE, FREEZE YOU
IN 1979 AND JUST WAKE YOU UP?Copy !req
281. OR ARE YOU, LIKE, PART OF SOME
TIME TRAVEL THING?Copy !req
282. I MEAN THE CAR, THE CLOTHES,
THE MUSIC,Copy !req
283. THIS TENNESSEE TOP HAT.Copy !req
284. HEY!Copy !req
285. DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR.Copy !req
286. WELL, I USED TO HAVE A BLOG
AND STUFF,Copy !req
287. BUT MY FRIENDS THOUGHT
IT WAS STUPID.Copy !req
288. BUT, LIKE, PFFT, WHATEVER.
LIKE THEY'RE SO COOL.Copy !req
289. I THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE
THE STUPID ONES.Copy !req
290. I BET YOU WERE
AN AWESOME BLOGGERESS.Copy !req
291. BLOGGERESS, YEAH. WHAT'S UP WITH
THE SERVICE IN THIS JOINT?Copy !req
292. WHERE'S OUR WAITER ALREADY?Copy !req
293. HAI! OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?Copy !req
294. COOL! WELCOME TO YUMI. CHI-AY!Copy !req
295. START YOU WITH A BEVERAGE?Copy !req
296. YOU OFFENDED MY FAMILY
AND MY TEMPLE. FIGHT ME, NINJA!Copy !req
297. NINJA KICK! NINJA BLOCK!Copy !req
298. DUDE, TABLE THREE WANTS
THEIR CHECK. HIYA!Copy !req
299. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?Copy !req
300. MAY I RECOMMEND
THE VIRGIN DEADLY COLADA?Copy !req
301. IT COMES WITH
A RUBBER THROWING STAR.Copy !req
302. SOLD! AND FOR...Copy !req
303. THE LADY?Copy !req
304. HI, JARED.Copy !req
305. YEAH. SO...
HI, SIRENA.Copy !req
306. WAIT YOU...
YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?Copy !req
307. WE USED TO DATE.Copy !req
308. EXCUSE ME? UM, I THINK "DATE"
IS A LITTLE INACCURATE.Copy !req
309. REALLY? SO WHAT WAS IT THEN?Copy !req
310. JUST MESSING AROUND?
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?Copy !req
311. ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
312. PLEASE JUST GET ME A
NINJA ALE, STALKER BOY, OKAY?Copy !req
313. I DON'T NEED THIS DRAMA.Copy !req
314. CHI! I'LL... GET YOU
THOSE DRINKS, NOW.Copy !req
315. THE STINK OF THIS PLACE.Copy !req
316. HOW MUCH FURTHER IS IT?Copy !req
317. IT SHOULD BE RIGHT AROUND
THIS NEXT BEND.Copy !req
318. HEY, DON'T LET ANY OF THAT SPRAY
GET IN YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
319. IT'S GOT GO... AAH!Copy !req
320. UGH!Copy !req
321. IT WENT IN MY MOUTH.Copy !req
322. DEAD DOLPHIN JUICE IN MY MOUTH.Copy !req
323. DUDE, THAT IS, LIKE, THE LEAST
HORRIBLE THING IN THIS WATER.Copy !req
324. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU!Copy !req
325. OH, GOD. OH, GOD! TELL ME!
WHAT IS IN HERE?Copy !req
326. AM I ABOUT TO GET PIRANHA'd
TO DEATH?Copy !req
327. AAH!Copy !req
328. AAH! OW!Copy !req
329. LOOKS LIKE NO ONE'S HERE.Copy !req
330. EXACTLY. WHILE WES BORE-HAMMER
AND HIS DOOM DICKERYCopy !req
331. ARE OFF ARCHING VENTURE,Copy !req
332. THE BLUE MORPHO AND KANO
ARE FREE TO UP HIS LAIR!Copy !req
333. AND WITH NO LAIR,
HIS GUILD RANK GOES DOWN,Copy !req
334. I GET TO CROSS HIM OFF MY LIST,Copy !req
335. AND WITTLE #21
DON'T HAVE TO KILL NO ONE.Copy !req
336. OH, YEAH, THANKS FOR TAKING
MY FEELINGS INTO CONSIDERATION.Copy !req
337. SO HOW'S
THE BRILLIANT BLUE MORPHO PLANCopy !req
338. TO DO ALL THAT? SAME WAY I
DO EVERYTHING AMAZING...Copy !req
339. BY BLOWING MY INHERITANCE.Copy !req
340. MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?Copy !req
341. OR HOW ABOUT IF I...Copy !req
342. SOMETHING LIKE THAT MAYBE?
MORE COME-HITHER KITTENISH?Copy !req
343. I DEFER TO YOUR GENIUS.Copy !req
344. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, WES?Copy !req
345. UH, WES?Copy !req
346. OH, WES ISN'T HERE. HE TOOK OFF.Copy !req
347. WHAT... ISN'T HE DIRECTING
THIS THING?Copy !req
348. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY NEAT.Copy !req
349. ALL RIGHT. YES. MM-HMM!
OH. HEY, HELLO AGAIN.Copy !req
350. HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN WES?
OH, WOW, MAN. YEAH!Copy !req
351. AH, WES.
THERE'S THE GENIUS.Copy !req
352. HA, HA.Copy !req
353. SO, UH, WHAT, ARE WE TAKIN' FIVE
HERE, OR, UH...Copy !req
354. WES! HI! OH. HI...Copy !req
355. WAIT. WAIT.Copy !req
356. HE'S ALREADY MOVED ON, DARLING.
YOU'RE OLD NEWS.Copy !req
357. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
358. WE WERE JUST MAKING A
MOVIE TOGETHER. OHH.Copy !req
359. DID HE TELL YOU'RE A BEAUTY?
THAT YOU'RE HIS NEW MUSE?Copy !req
360. THAT'S WHAT HE TELLS
ALL HIS MARKS.Copy !req
361. WHERE ARE THEY GOING
WITH MY SCIENCE THINGS?Copy !req
362. THEY'RE STEALING THEM, HONEY!Copy !req
363. YOU'RE BEING ARCHED. REMEMBER?Copy !req
364. I'M... I'M... SO CONFUSED.Copy !req
365. HERE. YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE A HANK.Copy !req
366. JEEZ, YOU'RE A MESS. WHEN DID
WE START DOING FAKE BLOOD?Copy !req
367. EH, IT'S TERIYAKI.Copy !req
368. THE BIRTHDAY BOY AT TABLE FIVE'S
GOT A NERVOUS TUMMY.Copy !req
369. NINJAS.Copy !req
370. WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE NINJAS?Copy !req
371. THIS FAR SOUTH OF ST. MARK'S?Copy !req
372. EH, WIDE WALE'S GONNA BE
PRETTY P.O.'dCopy !req
373. THERE'S AN UNSANCTIONED HIVE
ON HIS TURF.Copy !req
374. I SAY WE ROLL IN BLASTING.Copy !req
375. WITH WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WITH THAT HEATER ON YOUR SHOULDER.Copy !req
376. WHAT IS THIS, YOUR FIRST DAY?Copy !req
377. NOT AN OPTION. I DON'T, UH...
IT'S NOT...Copy !req
378. AH. NOT LOADED, IS IT?Copy !req
379. THAT'S, UH, CLASSIFIED.Copy !req
380. WE HAD A GUY LIKE YOU
IN MY UNIT IN AFGHANISTAN.Copy !req
381. YOU KNOW, THERE IS A BOOK
YOU SHOULD READ.Copy !req
382. IT'S CALLED "BLOOD ON MY HANDS."Copy !req
383. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD,
JERSEY SHORE.Copy !req
384. SO YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST
GOOD GUY I DATED. GET OVER IT.Copy !req
385. I MEAN, DOES IT REALLY
BOTHER YOU?Copy !req
386. HONESTLY? WHAT BOTHERS ME IS...Copy !req
387. I HAVE THIS FEELING THAT MAYBE
YOU'RE JUST USING MECopy !req
388. TO GET YOUR DAD PISSED.
THERE I SAID IT.Copy !req
389. WHOA. BLUNT.Copy !req
390. UM, I MEAN, IS IT SO WEIRD
THAT I MIGHT LIKE YOU?Copy !req
391. NOBODY EVER MADE THEIR FRIENDS
PUT ON WEIRD LITTLE SKITSCopy !req
392. TO IMPRESS ME BEFORE.Copy !req
393. WHAT? THAT'S... I DIDN'T...Copy !req
394. FOUR DIFFERENT ALBINOS
HELD US UP,Copy !req
395. LOST A CAT IN A TREE,
AND TOOK OUR PICTURES OUTSIDE.Copy !req
396. A-ALBINOS MAY, IN FACT,
HAVE DEEP PACK INSTINCTS.Copy !req
397. THAT'S SCIENTIFICALLY,
EH, PLAUSIBLE.Copy !req
398. IT'S CUTE.Copy !req
399. I MEAN, I'M USED TO GUYS
JUST WANTING TO GET ME DRUNKCopy !req
400. AND THEN MESS AROUND.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN DOING THAT.Copy !req
401. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?Copy !req
402. WELL, I BELIEVE IN THE SOUL,
THE HANGIN' CURVE BALL,Copy !req
403. PRETZEL RODS, NOT TWISTS,Copy !req
404. THE POWDERY SMELL
OF GIRLS' DEODORANT,Copy !req
405. THAT PETS TALK TO EACH OTHER
WHEN WE'RE NOT LISTENING.Copy !req
406. I BELIEVE THAT LEE HARVEY OSWALD
ACTED WITH CLONES.Copy !req
407. I BELIEVE IN THE SWEET SPOT,
MAGIC INVISIBLE GNOMES,Copy !req
408. THAT CEREAL IS NOT JUST
FOR BREAKFAST, BUT FOR ANY MEAL.Copy !req
409. AND I BELIEVE IN LONG, SLOW,
DEEP, SOFT, WET KISSESCopy !req
410. THAT LAST THREE DAYS...Copy !req
411. STOPPING ONLY TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM, UH, OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
412. YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY?Copy !req
413. SISTER, YOU HAD ME AT "CRAZY."Copy !req
414. AH. ARE YOU DONE YET?
I WANNA GET HOME AND SHOWER.Copy !req
415. AAH! MY SKIN IS ON FIRE!Copy !req
416. UGH! YOU... YOU NEED, LIKE,
10 SHOWERS.Copy !req
417. AND PROBABLY AN AGGRESSIVE
COURSE OF ANTIBIOTICS.Copy !req
418. LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
419. RACE YA. DUDE, DON'T
SCREW AROUND WITH THAT!Copy !req
420. COME ON. IT'LL LOOK ALL BADASSCopy !req
421. IF WE JUMP OUT
RIGHT WHEN IT EXPLODES.Copy !req
422. OH, WITH THE FLAMES
ALL BEHIND US!Copy !req
423. TO WHO? THERE'S NOBODY HERE!Copy !req
424. WE'LL KNOW HOW COOL WE WERE.Copy !req
425. SON OF A...Copy !req
426. AH!Copy !req
427. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
428. HEY, WHAT GIVES?
WHERE'S MY BIG BOOM?Copy !req
429. HUH? MUST'VE BEEN DUDS.
HOW OLD ARE THOSE THINGS?Copy !req
430. AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
431. DUDE, I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
432. DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
433. DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
434. DUDE!Copy !req
435. UHH! AAH! WHAT THE FUKIYA?Copy !req
436. PULL YOUR PUNCHES, GLENN!Copy !req
437. WHERE ARE THE KIDS, NINJA SCUM?Copy !req
438. WHOA! IS THAT A REAL KNIFE?Copy !req
439. DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE
WAY OFF SCRIPT... WHOA!Copy !req
440. WRONG ANSWER! UHH!Copy !req
441. BACK OFF, TALL, DARK,
AND LOATHSOME!Copy !req
442. THIS NINJA-THEMED FAMILY
RESTAURANT IS PROTECTED BY...Copy !req
443. THE BROWN WIDOW!Copy !req
444. WAIT. FAMILY WHAT, NOW?
WHOA, WHOA. IT'S A NINJA TRICK.Copy !req
445. THEY'RE MASTERS OF DECEPTION.
DO NOT FALL FOR IT.Copy !req
446. JARED? YOU'RE THE BROWN WIDOW?Copy !req
447. WHOA. I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST
A STRUGGLING ACTOR LIKE ME.Copy !req
448. I'M BOTH, JUSTIN.Copy !req
449. AND I'M SORRY,Copy !req
450. BUT ONE IMPROV CLASS DOES NOT
MAKE YOU AN ACTOR, SIR.Copy !req
451. HANK VENTURE AND SIRENA ONG...
WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
452. YOU MUST BE BROCK.
DEAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
453. DON'T WORRY.
THE LOVEBIRDS ARE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
454. EH... SON OF A DITCH!Copy !req
455. UGH! UHH!Copy !req
456. DEAN? WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
457. I WAS...
NEVER MIND. GO WAIT IN THE CAR.Copy !req
458. WHY DIDN'T WE GET TO BE NINJAS?Copy !req
459. AHH.Copy !req
460. OH, I NEEDED THAT.Copy !req
461. UH, SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?Copy !req
462. NO. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUN!Copy !req
463. AND MY SKIN'S GOTTA GET WET
EVERY SIX HOURS.Copy !req
464. THAT'S PART OF MY,
YOU KNOW, CONDITION.Copy !req
465. ARE YOUR LEGS A BIG FISH TAIL
UNDER THERE NOW?Copy !req
466. I'M NOT
A FRIGGIN' MERMAID, HANK.Copy !req
467. SO WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR,
BOY ADVENTURER?Copy !req
468. YOU GONNA JUST STAND THERE
OR YOU GONNA DIVE IN?Copy !req
469. WHELP, YOU'RE
IN DEEP NOW, HENRY ALLEN.Copy !req
470. AY-YUP!Copy !req
471. WHOA! WHOA, COLD! NO!Copy !req
472. SIRENA! OH, GOD! OH, THAT'S SO COLD!
WHY DIDN'T YOU...Copy !req
473. WHERE ARE YOU, PRINCESS?
IS HE GETTING ROUGH WITH YOU?Copy !req
474. HANK, YOU'RE GONNA
GET US CAUGHT! SHUSH!Copy !req
475. MMM.Copy !req
476. COME ON!Copy !req
477. AAH! UHH!Copy !req
478. [ WHINES, GRUNTS ] AAH!Copy !req
479. Dr. SO ALL THIS...
THE SILVER LIVING ROOM,Copy !req
480. THE PARTY, THE SCREEN TEST...Copy !req
481. IT WAS ALL JUST TO DISTRACT ME
WHILE YOU STOLE MY INVENTIONS?Copy !req
482. UM... YEAH.Copy !req
483. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
AND NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO?Copy !req
484. YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING?Copy !req
485. UM, NO. SOMEONE GAVE ME
THIS COMMUNICATOR WATCH.Copy !req
486. UH, I-I THINK IT WAS EENIE.Copy !req
487. YEAH, YEAH, IT WAS EENIE. AND...Copy !req
488. AND SHE SAID I COULD TALK
TO GOD WITH IT,Copy !req
489. BUT... I-I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO SAY.Copy !req
490. HERE, N-NOW YOU CAN TALK TO GOD.Copy !req
491. WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS MY WATCH.
YOU JUST SPRAY-PAINTED IT GOLD.Copy !req
492. THAT EENIE'S A LITTLE THIEF,
IS WHAT SHE IS. YOU ALL ARE!Copy !req
493. UM... YEAH.Copy !req
494. AAH!Copy !req
495. UHH! HUH? YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
496. AHEM. GOOD EVENING, CITIZEN.Copy !req
497. TELL ME THAT DIDN'T
LOOK AWESOME!Copy !req
498. FIREWORKS.Copy !req
499. UHH!Copy !req
500. HUH, WHAT THE...Copy !req
501. SON OF A BITCH!Copy !req
502. AH.Copy !req
503. OH, MY GOD, HONEY!
A-ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
504. W-WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
505. BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
506. THAT WAS HERE
IN OUR BEDROOM!Copy !req
507. THE GUY FROM YOUR POSTER?Copy !req
508. OH, MY GOD, SWEETNESS, YOU ARE
LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.Copy !req
509. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. HE...Copy !req
510. YOU WERE RIGHT...
UH, COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
511. HE STRUCK AGAIN.Copy !req
512. WHAT DO YOU NEED TO STOP HIM?Copy !req