1. MORNING, HONEY.Copy !req
2. HARDLY. MUST BE NICE
GETTING TO SLEEP IN.Copy !req
3. YOU KNOW, SOME OF US HAVE
TO WORK AROUND HERE.Copy !req
4. WHAT? I WORK AROUND HERE!Copy !req
5. WHO DO YOU THINK
SUPERVISES THIS?Copy !req
6. ALL DAY LONG, IT'S "SEÑOR
MONARCH, WHERE DO I PUT THIS?"Copy !req
7. SEÑOR MONARCH,
EGGSHELL OR SEMI-GLOSS?"Copy !req
8. THIS IS WORK!Copy !req
9. UH, I WASN'T DOING YOU, MANOLO.Copy !req
10. I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOUR REAL WORK.Copy !req
11. YOU HAVEN'T ARCHED IN WEEKS.Copy !req
12. YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME!Copy !req
13. IT'S NOT ME!Copy !req
14. VENTURE'S A LEVEL 10
PROTAGONIST NOW.Copy !req
15. YOU ARE ONLY AT A LEVEL 4.Copy !req
16. AND YOU PROMISED TO BUMP ME UP!Copy !req
17. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
WHEN ALL YOU DOCopy !req
18. IS LIE AROUND
IN YOUR ROBE ALL DAYCopy !req
19. AND PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG
WITH YOUR HENCHMAN?Copy !req
20. - WELL, AT LEAST HE'S LOYAL.Copy !req
21. YOU GOT TO MEET ME HALFWAY HERE.Copy !req
22. HIRE MORE HENCHMEN,
BUILD A NEW COCOON,Copy !req
23. AND GO ARCH SOMEONE ELSE
FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE!Copy !req
24. THAT WORKED OUT GREAT LAST TIME.Copy !req
25. THEN ROB A BANK,
RANSOM AN HEIRESS OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
26. SHOW THE COUNCIL... NO,
SHOW ME YOU'RE BETTER THAN A 4.Copy !req
27. HEY, WHEN YOU MARRIED ME,
IT WAS FOR BETTER OR WORSE,Copy !req
28. NOT BETTER THAN 4.Copy !req
29. I MARRIED THE MONARCH.Copy !req
30. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO THIS PERSON IS.Copy !req
31. D-DO YOU NEED A HUG?Copy !req
32. TO THE MORPHO CAVE!Copy !req
33. MM.Copy !req
34. HUH?Copy !req
35. OHH! THECopy !req
36. HEY, THERE'S COFFEE.Copy !req
37. AH. THANKS.Copy !req
38. HEY, I WASN'T TRYING
TO SNEAK OUT OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
39. UH, YOU LOOKED BUSY, AND I, UH,Copy !req
40. DIDN'T WANT TO SCUFF
YOUR NICE FLOOR.Copy !req
41. OKAY, LOOK, ABOUT LAST NIGHT...Copy !req
42. WHAT? OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE?Copy !req
43. LET'S MAKE THAT COFFEE
TO GO, HUH, HERACLES?Copy !req
44. WHOA!Copy !req
45. HE SMELLS AWFUL!Copy !req
46. AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONECopy !req
47. WHO'S SMELLED A LOT
OF DEAD ARCHENEMIES.Copy !req
48. OHH! WHEW!Copy !req
49. YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD DREAMS ABOUTCopy !req
50. YOU IN AN OUTFIT
LIKE THIS, FRAULEIN.Copy !req
51. KNOCK IT OFF, VENTURE!Copy !req
52. YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.Copy !req
53. THIS WASN'T JUST
SOME ANONYMOUS HENCHMANCopy !req
54. THAT YOU COULD BURY
IN YOUR FLOWER BED.Copy !req
55. HARANGUETAN
WAS A TOP-LEVEL NEMESIS.Copy !req
56. WELL, WHAT?
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.Copy !req
57. ASK BILLY. HE SAW THE WHOLE THING.
OH, PLEASE.Copy !req
58. THIS HAD "DEATH BY SAMSON"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.Copy !req
59. OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.Copy !req
60. - SAMSON.
- HUH?Copy !req
61. OH, SHIT!Copy !req
62. DAMN IT.Copy !req
63. AT EASE.Copy !req
64. WE'RE JUST HERE FOR THE BODY.Copy !req
65. YOUR HANDIWORK I TAKE IT.Copy !req
66. HUH? NO.Copy !req
67. I, UH, SMACKED HIM UP
A BIT, SURE,Copy !req
68. BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL
SCREWED ON STRAIGHT WHEN I LEFT.Copy !req
69. WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND
IF I TAKE A LOOKCopy !req
70. AT YOUR SURVEILLANCE TAPES
TO CONFIRM THAT.Copy !req
71. YOU TOUCH OUR TAPES,
AND THEY'LL BECopy !req
72. PULLING YOU
OUT OF THAT HOLE NEXT.Copy !req
73. BAG HIM UP
AND MOVE HIM OUT, PEOPLE.Copy !req
74. WE'RE DONE HERE.Copy !req
75. WHAT? YOU TOO? ICK!Copy !req
76. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.Copy !req
77. I'M NOT INTERESTED, JUNIOR.Copy !req
78. BUT THOSE WERE FOR UNCLE HATRED.Copy !req
79. IF WE COULD JUST GET
YOUR DR. HANCOCK ON THESE,Copy !req
80. WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
81. OH, NO, PLEASE, KEEP IT...Copy !req
82. COURTESY OF THE NEW GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.Copy !req
83. AND SHOULD YOU EVER HAVE
ANY ISSUES WITH OUR SERVICE,Copy !req
84. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL
OUR HELPFUL HATE-LINE.Copy !req
85. BROCK, WHY ARE
YOU WALKING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
86. IS IT A SIDE EFFECT
OF THE GOD GAS?Copy !req
87. ARE YOU EXPERIENCING
ANAL LEAKAGE?Copy !req
88. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER OLESTRA ON MY HANDS.
NO, DOC, I... MAYBE, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
89. CHAIRMAN! OH, THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
90. THE GOOD SHIP VEN-TECH'S
HIT A BIT OF A P.R. ICEBERG.Copy !req
91. YE GOT TO SEE THIS.Copy !req
92. WHOA! IS THIS REAL LIFE?Copy !req
93. Y-YOU'RE OKAY, PALLY.
IT'S JUST FROM THE GOD GAS.Copy !req
94. I FEEL FUNNY.Copy !req
95. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?Copy !req
96. THIS ONE CAN'T HOLD HIS GOD GAS!Copy !req
97. LOOK AT HIM. [ Scottish
accent ] OH, HORRIBLE.Copy !req
98. OW! OH, MY HEAD.Copy !req
99. - OH, MAN!
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?Copy !req
100. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?Copy !req
101. OH, MY GOD!
IS THAT FROM LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
102. TAKE THAT DOWN!
TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY!Copy !req
103. NO WAY!
WE GOT LIKE 80,000 HITS ALREADY.Copy !req
104. WRONG... 80,001!Copy !req
105. OW! WELL, I THINK YOU
LOOK JUST ADORABLE.Copy !req
106. HEY...
HEY, BILLY, ARE YOU HUNGRY?Copy !req
107. MOM!Copy !req
108. THEY'RE PICKING ON ME!Copy !req
109. WILLIAM, THERE'S A NAZI
HERE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
110. UH, M-MAYOR'S OFFICE?Copy !req
111. WHAT THE "F"?Copy !req
112. HEY, WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?Copy !req
113. UH, BLUE MORPHO BACKSCRATCHER?Copy !req
114. MM. OH, SWEET.Copy !req
115. ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
116. I SPENT ALL MORNING
PUTTING TOGETHER A HANDY CHARTCopy !req
117. FOR EVERYONE CURRENTLY
IN LINE TO ARCH VENTURE.Copy !req
118. SO, WIDE WALE'S
VENTURE'S PRIMARY, RIGHT?Copy !req
119. BUT HE'S CEDED SUB-ARCHING
RIGHTS TO THESE OTHER LEVEL 10'sCopy !req
120. THROUGH THE GUILD'S
"FIENDS & FAMILY PLAN."Copy !req
121. NOW, THEY, IN TURN, EACH
HAVE TO... BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!Copy !req
122. WHY AREN'T YOU USING
THE BIG COMPUTER?Copy !req
123. BECAUSE THIS NIXON-ERA FOSSIL'SCopy !req
124. GOT LESS MEMORY
THAN A SPEAK & SPELL!Copy !req
125. AND THERE'S NO INTERNET
BECAUSE THERE WAS NO INTERNET.Copy !req
126. HMM, MIGHT NEED TO UPGRADE,
THEN... GET SOME NEW MORPHO, EH?Copy !req
127. HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN
ON DOING THIS?Copy !req
128. TILL EVERY ONE OF THEM IS DEAD.Copy !req
129. AW, DUDE, COME ON.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY.Copy !req
130. I AM NOT A MURDERER.Copy !req
131. YOU WERE LAST NIGHT. ALL
RIGHT, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
132. DEAD MEN CAN'T ARCH...
OR RAT ON US.Copy !req
133. HEY, SHOULD WE KILL MANOLO?Copy !req
134. WHAT? DUDE! WH-WHY?Copy !req
135. 'CAUSE HE'S SEEN
THE SECRET CAVE.Copy !req
136. I'M PRETTY SURE
HE'S PADDING HIS INVOICES.Copy !req
137. HE DOES QUALITY WORK!Copy !req
138. YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE QUALITY!
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FINE!Copy !req
139. WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
UNTIL WE GET THE MORPHO-MOBILECopy !req
140. OUT OF THE IMPOUND, ANYWAY.Copy !req
141. SO, KANO,Copy !req
142. MY AMPLE ACCOMPLICE, TO THE
MORPHO-SCOOTERS!Copy !req
143. OH, YEAH, THAT'S BRILLIANT.Copy !req
144. THEN WE HAVE TO GO BACK
FOR THOSE TOMORROW.Copy !req
145. THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIT
IN THE TRUNK, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
146. ALL RIGHT, TO THE MORPHO-COPTER!Copy !req
147. NOPE, DON'T HAVE ONE.Copy !req
148. EH, DAMN IT!
WHAT DO WE GOT FOR THIS?Copy !req
149. MetroCards.Copy !req
150. VENTURE AND BROCK WERE PRESENT
WHEN HARANGUETAN WAS MURDERED,Copy !req
151. BUT HE WAS REALLY FOGGY
ON THE DETAILS.Copy !req
152. NOT SURPRISING, CONSIDERING
THE BOY WAS HIPPY-FLIPPINGCopy !req
153. ON DOC VENTURE'S
GOOD TIME GOOF GAS.Copy !req
154. HE SAID THE KILLER WASCopy !req
155. A "HANDSOME MASKED AVENGER,
RESPLENDENT IN BLUE."Copy !req
156. THE BLUE SOMETHING...
BLUE "MORPHO."Copy !req
157. NAME RING A BELL?Copy !req
158. ONLY FUNERAL BELLS.Copy !req
159. THE BLUE MORPHO'S
BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES.Copy !req
160. THERE CAN ONLY BE
ONE EXPLANATION!Copy !req
161. - GHOST NINJA!
- TIME TUNNEL!Copy !req
162. THERE IS A NEW BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
163. THAT, OR THE LAD
COULD'VE BEEN HALLUCINATIN'.Copy !req
164. YEAH, OR JUST STRAIGHT UP LYIN'!Copy !req
165. WELL, YES,
THOSE COULD ALSO WORK.Copy !req
166. WELL, IF I COULD JUST GET A HOLD
OF VENTURE'S SURVEILLANCE TAPES,Copy !req
167. WE'D KNOW FOR SURE,
BUT HE WON'T BUDGE.Copy !req
168. THINK I MIGHT CAN HELP YOU
OUT THERE, COUNCILWOMAN.Copy !req
169. WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA
CHANGE HIS MIND?Copy !req
170. LET'S JUST SAY I LEFT A FEW BUGSCopy !req
171. IN HIS PLACE LAST TIME
I PAID A VISIT.Copy !req
172. THE VENTURES CAN'T HIDE NOTHIN'
FROM OLD WIDE WALE.Copy !req
173. ALL RIGHT, E-MAIL ME IF YOU
FIND ANYTHING, COUNCILMAN.Copy !req
174. IN THE MEANTIME,
I HAVE TO BREAK THE NEWSCopy !req
175. TO THE WIDOW HARANGUETAN.Copy !req
176. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME
WE COULD JUST HOLOGRAM IN?Copy !req
177. SIGH.
YEAH, THESE ARE NEVER EASY.Copy !req
178. THE BEREAVED CAN OFTEN
BECOME VOLATILE...Copy !req
179. LOTS OF "BLAME THE MESSENGER."Copy !req
180. OHH, REMEMBER
MAN GRENADE'S WIDOW?Copy !req
181. YES, OH, I STILL CAN'T
GO THROUGH METAL DETECTORS.Copy !req
182. MAYBE YOU TWO
SHOULD WAIT IN THE CAR.Copy !req
183. UGH.Copy !req
184. WE'RE ALL PAID UP.Copy !req
185. - PARDON?
- OUR DUES... WE'RE PAID UP.Copy !req
186. YOU'RE FROM THE GUILD, AIN'T YA?Copy !req
187. Y-YES, BUT I'M... I'M NOT HERECopy !req
188. ABOUT YOUR DUES,
MRS. HARANGUETAN.Copy !req
189. BATTLEAXE.Copy !req
190. - S-SORRY.
- IT'S ME NAME.Copy !req
191. TAKE ENOUGH SHIT
FROM THAT NO-ACCOUNT HUSBAND...Copy !req
192. I'LL NOT TAKE HIS NAME, AS WELL.Copy !req
193. OH, UH, OKAY,
UM, ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND...Copy !req
194. WHATEVER HE'S DONE,
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 'BOUT IT.Copy !req
195. AIN'T SEEN HIDE NOR HAIRCopy !req
196. OF THE WORTHLESS BASTARD
SINCE TUESDAY LAST.Copy !req
197. MRS. HARANGUETAN...Copy !req
198. B-BATTLEAXE,
YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD.Copy !req
199. OH, NO, OH, NO!Copy !req
200. NOT ME RONNIE!Copy !req
201. OOH, NOT ME SWEETHEART!Copy !req
202. SAY IT AIN'T SO.
- A DRINK ON THE HOUSE!Copy !req
203. TO HARANGUETAN!Copy !req
204. HARANGUETAN!Copy !req
205. OFF, THE LOT OF YOUS.Copy !req
206. THE, UM, COUNCIL WOULD LIKECopy !req
207. TO EXPRESS ITS SINCEREST... APOLOGIES.
WHO DONE HIM IN?Copy !req
208. WE DON'T KNOW YET, BUT I ASSURE
YOU THE COUNCIL IS D...Copy !req
209. I HAVE NO USE
FOR YOUR BLOODY ASSURANCES,Copy !req
210. SO KINDLY LEAVE US THE KEYSCopy !req
211. TO THE HARANGUETANK
AND BE ON YOUR WAY.Copy !req
212. HIS WHAT? HARANGUETANK! HIS
BATTLE VAN, WHAT'D YA THINK?Copy !req
213. NEVER ARCHES WITHOUT IT.Copy !req
214. THERE WASN'T ANY...
WE DIDN'T EVEN FIND...Copy !req
215. WELL, YOU'D BETTER
BLOODY WELL FIND IT, THEN.Copy !req
216. WHAT DO I PAY
ME BLOODY DUES FOR?Copy !req
217. IT'S ALL I'VE LEFT OF HIM.Copy !req
218. SURE, HIS BREATH WAS CRAP,
AND HE BEAT MECopy !req
219. WHEN HE WAS IN HIS CUPS,
BUT I LOVED HIM!Copy !req
220. AND HE LOVED THAT HARANGUETANK.Copy !req
221. I'LL... I'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
222. "ALL GREAT THINGS
MUST FIRST WEAR"Copy !req
223. TERRIFYING
AND MONSTROUS MASKS IN ORDERCopy !req
224. "TO INSCRIBE THEMSELVES
ON THE HEARTS OF HUMANITY."Copy !req
225. WHO SAID THAT? ANYONE?Copy !req
226. THINK, MY CHILDREN.Copy !req
227. NO NEED TO ANSWER AT ONCE.Copy !req
228. NO MATTER.Copy !req
229. PHILOSOPHY IS NOT ABOUT
THE ROTE MEMORIZATIONCopy !req
230. AND REGURGITATION OF FACTS.Copy !req
231. IT IS ABOUT...Copy !req
232. WELL, THAT WILL BE ALL
FOR TODAY,Copy !req
233. MY EAGER, YOUNG SMALL BRAINS.Copy !req
234. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR PAPERS
ON MY DESKCopy !req
235. AS YOU WANDER OFF
TO YOUR UNEXAMINED LIVESCopy !req
236. OF GRAVITY BONGS,
CEASELESS TWEETS,Copy !req
237. AND DATE RAPERY.Copy !req
238. MR. VENTURE, A MOMENT, PLEASE.Copy !req
239. UM, YES, SIR? PROFESSOR NIDABA?Copy !req
240. I'VE READ YOUR PAPER.Copy !req
241. WH-WHEN? I JUST PUT IT
ON THE... JUST NOW.Copy !req
242. IN ADDITION TO THE MULTIPLE
DOCTORATES I HOLDCopy !req
243. FROM STANFORD, CAMBRIDGE,
THE SORBONNE, ET ALIA,Copy !req
244. I AM IN POSSESSION
OF A CERTIFICATE OF COMPLETIONCopy !req
245. FROM THE EVELYN WOOD PROGRAM.Copy !req
246. THE POINT IS YOUR PAPER
IS TRULY TERRIBLE.Copy !req
247. - OH, UH, BUT...
- MR. VENTURE, YOU ARE ONECopy !req
248. OF MY BRIGHTEST PUPILS
THIS SEMESTER,Copy !req
249. BUT YOU SEEM... DISTRACTED.Copy !req
250. IS THERE TROUBLE AT HOME?Copy !req
251. WELL, A-A GUY BROKE INCopy !req
252. WITH A METAL WHALE MONSTER
THE OTHER DAY,Copy !req
253. AND THEN SOME "YELLY" GUY
BROKE IN LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
254. BUT, WELL, HE DIED.Copy !req
255. AS I SUSPECTED, THE SOOT
ON YOUR RIGHT SHOE...Copy !req
256. INDUSTRIAL CONCRETE OF A GRADE
USED IN SKYSCRAPERSCopy !req
257. WITH TRACE AMOUNTS
OF CARRARA MARBLE...Copy !req
258. INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCECopy !req
259. OF A WHALE-SIZED HOLE
IN YOUR LOBBY.Copy !req
260. WOW, GOOD EYE. FURTHERMORE, YOUR CLOTHING
BEARS A FAINT ODOR OF ANTISEPTIC.Copy !req
261. YOU VISITED
A HOSPITAL THIS MORNING.Copy !req
262. A THIN RESIDUE OF POLLEN
ON YOUR LEFT CUFFCopy !req
263. TELLS ME YOU BROUGHT FLOWERS.Copy !req
264. WHOA, THAT'S AMAZING!Copy !req
265. I MERELY INTERPRET THE DATA,
AND THE DATA TELLS MECopy !req
266. THAT YOUR CHAOTIC HOME LIFE IS
A DISTRACTION FROM YOUR STUDIES.Copy !req
267. I SUGGEST YOU AVOID
YOUR DOMICILE ALTOGETHERCopy !req
268. THIS EVENING,
SAY, BETWEEN THE HOURSCopy !req
269. OF 9:00 AND 10:30 P.M...Copy !req
270. THAT YOU MIGHT BETTER FOCUS,
EH, FOR TOMORROW'S EXAM.Copy !req
271. O-OH, W-WELL, OKAY, DR. NIDABA.Copy !req
272. THANK YOU.Copy !req
273. I'LL SURE TAKE ALL YOUR ADVICE.Copy !req
274. MM, EXCELLENT.Copy !req
275. "ALL GREAT THINGS
MUST FIRST WEARCopy !req
276. TERRIFYING AND MONSTROUS MASKS."Copy !req
277. NIETZSCHE.
IT WAS FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE.Copy !req
278. HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW THAT?Copy !req
279. I'VE LOCATED YOUR, UM, HARANGUETANK.Copy !req
280. YOU'VE HAD ABOUT 50 UNPAID
TICKETS ON THE THING,Copy !req
281. SO THE NYPD TOWED IT.Copy !req
282. - SO THAT'S IT, THEN?
- YEAH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
283. YOU JUST GO DOWN TO THE IMPOUND, PAY
THE FINE, DRIVE IT HOME.Copy !req
284. ONCE AGAIN, THE GUILD WISHES
TO EXPRESS ITS MOST SINCERE C...Copy !req
285. ARE... ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
286. I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF I SHOULD BE DRIVINGCopy !req
287. IN ME STATE OF EMOTIONS.Copy !req
288. OH, UH, DO YOU NEED ME
TO GO WITH YOU?Copy !req
289. OOH, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
290. OH, YOU'RE A STAR.Copy !req
291. LET ME JUST GO PUT ME FACE ON.Copy !req
292. MM.Copy !req
293. ALL RIGHT, POSHNA, I'M READY.Copy !req
294. LET'S GO GET US A HARANGUETANK!Copy !req
295. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
296. YES, YOU HAVE MY CAR.Copy !req
297. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.Copy !req
298. BUT OF COURSE.
HERE'S MY LICENSE!Copy !req
299. - OH!
- AND HERE'S MY REGISTRATION!Copy !req
300. OH.Copy !req
301. ATTACK!Copy !req
302. Pirate Captain: NAH, NAH, NAH,
MS. WARRINGTON.Copy !req
303. UH, THIS WHOLE GOD GAS BUSINESSCopy !req
304. HAS BEEN BLOWN
WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.Copy !req
305. BUT, PIRATE CAPTAIN,
THE VIDEO IS CLEAR PROOFCopy !req
306. THAT VENTURE TECHNO-INDUSTRIES
IS ENGAGING IN ILLEGALCopy !req
307. AND UNETHICAL MIND-CONTROL
EXPERIMENTS ON HUMAN SUBJECTS.Copy !req
308. NO, NO, NO,
T'WAS A PRIVATE JOKE VIDEO MADECopy !req
309. BY A COUPLE OF EXTREMELY
LOW-LEVEL EMPLOYEESCopy !req
310. IN ONE OF OUR WEE SUBDIVISIONS.Copy !req
311. FOR THE RECORD, VEN-TECH IS NOT
WORKING ON NO GOD GAS.Copy !req
312. Dr.
WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYEDCopy !req
313. YOUR $200 MILLION CHEESEBURGER,Copy !req
314. BECAUSE OUR STOCK DROPPED
50 POINTS TODAY!Copy !req
315. MY FAULT? HOW IS IT MY FAULT?Copy !req
316. WHAT? WHO'S THAT? WHITE?Copy !req
317. TELL HIM NO,
WE ARE NOT TAKING GOD GASCopy !req
318. TO THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE.Copy !req
319. BILLY, I'LL CALL YA BACK.Copy !req
320. - PIRATE CAPTAIN, THE...
- WHAT? LET ME FINISH!Copy !req
321. NOW, NO, I'VE
BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.Copy !req
322. BUT PIRATE CAPTAIN...Copy !req
323. WELL, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME
A CHANCE TO...Copy !req
324. WHERE THE HELL IS IT?Copy !req
325. HE SAID IT'D BE HERE.
- I DON'T KNOW. HANG ON!Copy !req
326. I'M GONNA CHECK THE NEXT AISLE.Copy !req
327. I THINK I SEE SOMETHING BLUE.
- HURRY UP!Copy !req
328. THE POISON IN THOSE DARTS
IS FROM THE '70s.Copy !req
329. IF IT DIDN'T KILL HIM, THE GUARD MIGHT
WAKE UP ANY MINUTE FEELING GROOVY!Copy !req
330. AH!Copy !req
331. WHAT THE...Copy !req
332. OH, OH, LADY!Copy !req
333. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
334. ALL YOU HAD TO DO
IS PAY THE TICKET!Copy !req
335. I HATE COPPERS.Copy !req
336. GREETINGS, DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
337. I AM THINK TANK,Copy !req
338. AND I WILL BE
YOUR NEMESIS THIS EVENING.Copy !req
339. UH... BROCK?Copy !req
340. I KNOW, DOC, I'M ON IT.Copy !req
341. JUST GET
TO THE PANIC ROOM, STAT.Copy !req
342. UH, NOT REALLY AN OPTION.Copy !req
343. SIT, DR. VENTURE. PLEASE.Copy !req
344. I DO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RATHER
THEATRICAL ENTRANCE,Copy !req
345. BUT I FIND A BOLD OPENING ALWAYS
MAKES FOR A MORE SPIRITED GAME.Copy !req
346. AND I INTEND TO ENJOY OURS
TO THE FULLEST.Copy !req
347. THE GUILD HAS OF LATE
SEEN FIT TO MISMATCH MECopy !req
348. AGAINST A PROCESSION
OF MUSCLE-BOUND SUBHUMANSCopy !req
349. AND CAPED HALF-WITS,
BUT IN YOU, MY GOOD DOCTOR,Copy !req
350. I FINALLY HAVE
AN ADVERSARY WORTHYCopy !req
351. OF MY PRODIGIOUS INTELLECT.Copy !req
352. SO, SHALL WE MATCH WITS?Copy !req
353. WHAT? OH.Copy !req
354. I DON'T REALLY PLAY.Copy !req
355. OH, YOU... YOU DON'T?Copy !req
356. MORE OF A PARCHEESI MAN.Copy !req
357. GOT ONE OF THOSE
IN YOUR LITTLE GLOVE BOX?Copy !req
358. OH. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
359. I CAN'T SAY THIS ISN'T
A DISAPPOINTMENT.Copy !req
360. I HAD THIS WHOLE THING PLANNED.Copy !req
361. LOOK, COULD WE MOVE THIS ALONG?Copy !req
362. I'VE ALREADY BEEN ARCHED
TWICE THIS WEEK,Copy !req
363. AND, FRANKLY, IT'S GETTING OLD.Copy !req
364. - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- AH.Copy !req
365. WHAT DOES ANY MAN WANT,
DR. VENTURE?Copy !req
366. NIETZSCHE ONCE WROTE,
"THE TRUE MAN WANTS DAN..."Copy !req
367. OH, JESUS, ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT.Copy !req
368. WHO... WHO ARE YOU CALLING?Copy !req
369. GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.Copy !req
370. UH, YES, HI.
THIS IS DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE.Copy !req
371. I'D LIKE TO REGISTER
A COMPLAINT.Copy !req
372. AH, YOU WANT CUSTOMER SERVICE.Copy !req
373. PLEASE HOLD WHILE I CONNECT YOU.Copy !req
374. CUSTOMER SERVICE.
DEBBIE SPEAKING.Copy !req
375. WHA... OH, HI, DEBBIE?Copy !req
376. THIS IS DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE.Copy !req
377. I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH A NEW ARCH YOU
SENT ME. AH, HERE COMES YOUR KNIGHT.Copy !req
378. SO IT'S TO BE THE KING'S
INDIAN DEFENSE, IS IT?Copy !req
379. AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T PLAY.Copy !req
380. HMM?Copy !req
381. HMM.Copy !req
382. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
383. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
ANY WORK DONE AROUND HERECopy !req
384. WHEN THESE CLOWNS
KEEPS SHOWING UP?Copy !req
385. AND THIS NEW ONE, HE'S A TALKER.Copy !req
386. WELL, WE'RE VERY SORRY TO HEAR
YOU'RE DISSATISFIEDCopy !req
387. WITH YOUR SERVICE, DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
388. WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING WHILECopy !req
389. I PULL UP THE DETAILS
OF YOUR ACCOUNT?Copy !req
390. UH... [ Electronic
lounge music plays ]Copy !req
391. - OH! OH. OH, GOD.
- NO, STILL SMELLS OF HIM.Copy !req
392. WHISKEY,
CHEAP CHINESE CIGARETTES,Copy !req
393. AND THE SWEAT OF A MANCopy !req
394. WHO MAY OR MAY NOT
HAVE BEEN PART APE.Copy !req
395. THIS IS THE HARANGUETANK?Copy !req
396. AYE, HOME SWEET HOME.Copy !req
397. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
WHISKEY?Copy !req
398. NO, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO.Copy !req
399. WAIT, YOU LIVE IN THIS THING?
- AAH! OW!Copy !req
400. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
401. PARKIES ON PATROL!Copy !req
402. OWIE.Copy !req
403. PSST! QUIT SCREWING AROUND!Copy !req
404. FOUND IT.Copy !req
405. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: YOU?Copy !req
406. WAIT HERE.Copy !req
407. HA! TOO SLOW
THAT TIME, STINK TANK.Copy !req
408. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED STALEMATE.Copy !req
409. NO, WE DO NOT.Copy !req
410. YOUR POSITION IS UNTENABLE,
MR. SAMSON.Copy !req
411. I NEED ONLY TO INCREASE
MY FORCE FIELD'S POWERCopy !req
412. TO SEVER YOUR BRACHIAL ARTERY.Copy !req
413. YEAH? THEN YOU'D BE DROWNING
IN MY BLOOD.Copy !req
414. HA! NOW WHO'S UNTENABLE?Copy !req
415. I HAVE A HIGH-VELOCITY CANNON
POINTED AT YOUR CHEST.Copy !req
416. I COULD DODGE IT.Copy !req
417. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
418. Sorry
to keep you waiting.Copy !req
419. OH, THANK GOD.
LOOK, I'VE BEEN...Copy !req
420. Did you now you can now pay
your guild dues online?Copy !req
421. - DAMN IT TO HELL!
- Simply log in...Copy !req
422. - OH.
- SO, WHAT?Copy !req
423. YOU'RE STALKING ME NOW?
- WHA... WHAT? NO.Copy !req
424. - DUDE, I'M JUST...
- RELAX.Copy !req
425. I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.Copy !req
426. HEY, SO, SORRY
IF I WAS WEIRD THIS MORNING.Copy !req
427. IT'S COOL.
I THINK THIS MAKES US EVEN.Copy !req
428. I'M JUST NOT ONE
FOR PILLOW TALK, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
429. I-I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON
RIGHT NOW, WHAT,Copy !req
430. WITH MY CAREER, MY ALTER EGO,
MY ALTER EGO'S CAREER...Copy !req
431. YEAH, I KIND OF GOT A LOT
GOING ON MYSELF RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
432. THAT THINK TANK GUY JUST...
- WHOA, WHOA, THINK TANK?Copy !req
433. OH, DO NOT EVEN TELL MECopy !req
434. THAT POMPOUS SON OF A GORGON
IS MESSING WITH MY MAN.Copy !req
435. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
436. COME ON OUT, COWARD!Copy !req
437. SHOW YOURSELF!Copy !req
438. OHH, FLAMIN' NORA,
WHAT'S KEEPIN' THE WOMAN?Copy !req
439. WELL, POSH PATTIE WON'T MIND
IF WE JUST CHECK OUR E-MAILS.Copy !req
440. WHAT'S THIS, THEN?Copy !req
441. OH, THERE YOU ARE,
ME BIG STRAPPIN' HUSBAND.Copy !req
442. OOH, LOOK AT HOW
HANDSOME YOU ARE IN YOUR LEATHERS.Copy !req
443. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I AM GOING
TO KILL YOU.Copy !req
444. DO YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
445. - What is your wife doing here?
- HELLO?Copy !req
446. I do not know.Copy !req
447. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.Copy !req
448. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKEDCopy !req
449. A PLACE WITH
YOUR BIG FACE ON IT.Copy !req
450. She kind of has a point.Copy !req
451. Shut up and get us out of here.Copy !req
452. NICE TRY,
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GETCopy !req
453. VERY FAR WITH THAT BOOT
ON YOUR CAR.Copy !req
454. NOW COME OUT OF THERE
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.Copy !req
455. OOH!Copy !req
456. OH, I CAN'T WATCH!Copy !req
457. DO YOU HEAR ME?
I'M NOT WITH YOU!Copy !req
458. YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS.Copy !req
459. HOLD ON A TICK.Copy !req
460. ONE...Copy !req
461. OH, YOU...Copy !req
462. TWO...Copy !req
463. OOH, YOU'RE A SLY ONE.Copy !req
464. THREE.Copy !req
465. - AAH!
- OH! OH!Copy !req
466. OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
467. - WHAT? OH, OH! HEY!
- AAH!Copy !req
468. VENTURE!Copy !req
469. OKAY, DR. VENTURE,Copy !req
470. NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
YOUR CASE NUMBER.Copy !req
471. YOU WILL NEED TO KEEP IT HANDY
IN CASE WE GET DISCONNECTED.Copy !req
472. Do you have a pen?Copy !req
473. UH, YEAH, HANG ON.Copy !req
474. - G-O-F-6-2-2.
- HANG... HANG ON.Copy !req
475. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
476. - SUCKER.Copy !req
477. FOLLOW THAT BLUE...
MORPHO MOBILE.Copy !req
478. ALL RIGHT, THINK GUY.Copy !req
479. IF YOU'RE SUCH A SUPER GENIUS,
CAN YOU THINK OF A WAYCopy !req
480. TO GET CHEAP PEN
OUT OF EXPENSIVE SPEEDSUIT?Copy !req
481. AH, DIDN'T SEE
THAT MOVE COMING, DID YOU?Copy !req
482. WE CALL THAT AN
"IN YOUR FACE CHECKMATE."Copy !req
483. WELL, I CALL IT
AN "UNSANCTIONED TEAM-UP."Copy !req
484. THE GUILD WILL HEAR OF THIS.Copy !req
485. YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.Copy !req
486. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE
THIS UNSANCTIONED TEAM-UPCopy !req
487. BACK TO MY PLACE
AND MAKE IT OFFICIAL?Copy !req
488. ALL RIGHT, BUT, UH,
NO BUTT STUFF THIS TIME, OKAY?Copy !req
489. I LIKED IT!Copy !req
490. MAY I GO?Copy !req
491. OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS SO
CLOSE! AH! YES! GOD!Copy !req
492. AMAZING!Copy !req
493. I LOVE YOU, DADDY! MWAH!Copy !req
494. HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY SWING
OVER THE VENTURE BUILDING!Copy !req
495. WHAT? NO!
WE'RE NOT GONNA SWING ANYWHERE!Copy !req
496. WE'RE GONNA BRING
THIS THING HOME!Copy !req
497. COME ON! JUST A QUICK FLY-BY!Copy !req
498. I WANT TO TAKE A DUMP
IN HIS POOL.Copy !req
499. BE LIKE OLD TIMES.Copy !req
500. THAT SKEEVY LITTLE BASTARD!Copy !req
501. STAY ON HIM.
IT'S A STRAIGHTAWAY.Copy !req
502. HE'S TURNING!Copy !req
503. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
504. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADED FOR...Copy !req
505. OHH, DON'T YOU WORRY, RONNIE.Copy !req
506. YOUR OLD BATTLEAXE
WILL AVENGE YA, DARLIN'.Copy !req
507. PREPARE FOR BATTLE, VENTURE,
'CAUSE HERE COMES THE AXE!Copy !req
508. WHOA, WHAT'S THAT UP
IN THE ROAD... A HEAD?Copy !req
509. - TAXI?
- DR. NIDABA?Copy !req
510. WHAT'S HE DOING AT OUR HOUSE?Copy !req
511. WAITING FOR ALL THE KING'S
HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN?Copy !req
512. WHOA!Copy !req
513. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!Copy !req
514. WATCH!
- AHH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
515. CURSE O' THE BLUE JESUS!Copy !req
516. WHOA!Copy !req
517. - HUH?Copy !req
518. OH, FOR... NOW WHAT?Copy !req
519. SOMEONE HAD A VERY BUSY DAY.Copy !req
520. AH, THE VESTIBULE
LOOKS GREAT, HONEY.Copy !req
521. YEAH, IT'S, UH, STARTING TO LOOKCopy !req
522. LIKE A REAL HOME NOW,
HUH, HONEY?Copy !req
523. AW, I'M S... I'M SORRY
ABOUT THIS MORNING.Copy !req
524. I GUESS IT'S THE STRESS OF THE
JOB AND THE HOME AND ALL THIS...Copy !req
525. - OH, NO, IT'S...
- YOU ARE NOT THE ENEMY, SWEETIE.Copy !req
526. I KNOW WHO MY ENEMY IS.Copy !req
527. CHIRP, YOU SLUT.Copy !req