1. GOOD MORNING, HANDSOME!
IT'S YOU!Copy !req
2. 7:00! UGH.Copy !req
3. TIME TO GET UP AND START THAT DAY!
NOT THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
4. IT'S THE 12th!Copy !req
5. YOU HAVE THREE MORE DAYS
TILL THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCECopy !req
6. TO UNVEIL O.S. SPARKLE DREAM.Copy !req
7. O.S. SPARKLE DREAM?Copy !req
8. IDIOT.
SO, HERE'S TODAY'S TO-DO LIST.Copy !req
9. ONE... HUG SALLY AND REMIND HER
HOW DANG SPECIAL SHE IS.Copy !req
10. TWO... TAKE LITTLE ROCKET FOR A WALK IN
THE PARK. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU CAN STOP NOW.Copy !req
11. THREE... GET OUT OF BED AND GO
MAKE A DIFFERENCE... OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
12. IN THE WORLD! HOW MANY
OF THESE DID YOU RECORD?Copy !req
13. FOUR... GET THAT OPERATING SYSTEM...
CAN'T TAKE IT.Copy !req
14. BUG-FREE AND USER-LOVING. IT'S LIKE
CASPER GETS UP AT 7:00 EVERY MORNING.Copy !req
15. JUST THREE MORE DAYS
TILL THAT CONFERENCE.Copy !req
16. HAVE A SCIENTASTIC DAY!Copy !req
17. THAT'S MY LINE!Copy !req
18. YOU STOLE MY THING!Copy !req
19. I GOT TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TURN THAT ALARM OFF.Copy !req
20. AH, WORKING 'ROUND THE CLOCK.
HOW'S MY BUILD TEAM?Copy !req
21. WHAT DO WE GOT FOR ME?
BREAKFAST BURRITO?Copy !req
22. THEY'RE AWESOME!Copy !req
23. BUT THEY TASTE A LITTLE BIT
LIKE RUBIDIUM CHLORIDE.Copy !req
24. AH, SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING ON, HMM?Copy !req
25. I LOVE IT. WE'LL HAVE TO
MILITARIZE IT, OF COURSE...Copy !req
26. SLAP ON A COAT OF VENTURE BLUE
AND CALL IT THE ZIP-A-ROUNDER.Copy !req
27. IT'S CALLED A SEGWAY.Copy !req
28. MM. CLEVER. I LIKE IT.Copy !req
29. BUT ZIP-A-ROUNDER HAS MORE POP,
MORE PIZZAZZ.Copy !req
30. NO, IT'S ALREADY CALLED
A SEGWAY,Copy !req
31. 'CAUSE IT WAS INVENTED
A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
32. DOC, YOU GOT TO
GET UP ON THIS STUFF.Copy !req
33. SUPER SCIENCE HAS CHANGED
SINCE YOU WERE LAST... VITAL.Copy !req
34. OH, I'M VITAL, BILLY.Copy !req
35. GUESS WHO'S BEEN INVITED
TO THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE?Copy !req
36. WEREN'T YOU BANNED
FROM THAT CONFERENCECopy !req
37. 'CAUSE YOU SHOWED A VACUUM
CLEANER THAT LEAKED RADIATION?Copy !req
38. THAT IT IMMEDIATELY CLEANED UPCopy !req
39. BECAUSE IT WAS THAT GOOD
OF A VACUUM? YES.Copy !req
40. BUT THEY KNOW A GOOD THING,
AND I'M A GOOD THING.Copy !req
41. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PRESENT?Copy !req
42. WELL, THAT'S WHY
I'M DOWN HERE! YOU TELL ME!Copy !req
43. WOW ME.Copy !req
44. STICK YOUR FINGER INTO MY EAR
AND TICKLE MY BRAIN.Copy !req
45. REACH RIGHT UP MY ASS
AND GRAB MY HEART.Copy !req
46. YEESH. I-I COULD'VE LIVED
WITHOUT THAT LAST ONE.Copy !req
47. Dr. WELL, IF YOU
STOP HARASSING VENTURE...Copy !req
48. AND, BABY, I MEAN, LIKE,
STOP EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT...Copy !req
49. I CAN GET YOU BUMPED UP TO A
LEVEL 8 AT THE MEETING TONIGHT.Copy !req
50. GOOD, RIGHT?Copy !req
51. SWEETIE? RIGHT?Copy !req
52. COME ON! LET'S JUST DO IT.Copy !req
53. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.
THIS IS YOUR DAMN BIRTHRIGHT!Copy !req
54. STOP. MY WIFE IS WATCHING ME
LIKE A HAWKCopy !req
55. AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT
COPY-CAT PULLED ON ME.Copy !req
56. LET'S JUST TURN THIS HOLE
INTO THE MONARCH'S EGG SACCopy !req
57. AND IMPRESS THE GUILD.Copy !req
58. OHH, JUST WAIT TILL THEY SEE
MY EGG SAC!Copy !req
59. THE EGG SAC, BESIDES BEING THE
SINGLE WORST NAMECopy !req
60. FOR A SECRET LAIR,
ISN'T GONNA CUT IT.Copy !req
61. THEN WHAT'S
YOUR GREAT IDEA, HMM?Copy !req
62. PUT ON THESE HALLOWEEN WAITER
OUTFITS AND BE GOOD GUYS?Copy !req
63. NO! WELL, YES.Copy !req
64. IF WE BECOME
BLUE MORPHO AND KANO,Copy !req
65. WE COULD TAKE OUT EVERY VILLAIN
ARCHING VENTURE, LEAVING WHO?Copy !req
66. US, YES... TO BE VENTURE'S
ONLY ARCH VILLAINS!Copy !req
67. I'M NEVER GONNA BE A GOOD GUY.
I'M A VILLAIN!Copy !req
68. I SHOWER IN THIS COWL.Copy !req
69. I LAUGH AT REGULAR JOKES
LIKE THIS.Copy !req
70. I'M A SUPER VILLAIN.Copy !req
71. MY DAD WASN'T. SO, NO.Copy !req
72. BLUE MORPHO
WORE THIS VILLAIN MASK!Copy !req
73. HE WAS ALL SINISTER AND STUFF.Copy !req
74. YOU SAW THE COMICS!Copy !req
75. OH, YES, THE SAME COMICS THAT
NEVER MENTIONED HE HAD A KID.Copy !req
76. IRONCLAD HISTORICAL DOCUMENT
THAT ENDEDCopy !req
77. WITH MY DAD GIVING FRUIT PIES
TO TROUBLED TEENS.Copy !req
78. I AM NOT A GOOD GUY. PERIOD.Copy !req
79. I'M MAKING THIS PLACE
INTO AN EGG SAC.Copy !req
80. SEÑOR MONARCH, SIR,
YOUR WIFE IS COMING DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
81. RUN!Copy !req
82. MOVE! GO! COME ON, WITH PEP!Copy !req
83. HONEY? WHERE'S MY KISS GOODBYE?Copy !req
84. HELLO? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
85. YOU JUST...Copy !req
86. UH, S-STEP, STEP,
QUICK-QUICK, STEP.Copy !req
87. STEP, STEP AND TAN-GO CLOSE.Copy !req
88. OH! UH, SWEETIE! HI!Copy !req
89. WE WERE JUST, UH, TANGOING,
BECAUSE, UM...Copy !req
90. BECAUSE OF OUR TRAINING ROUTINE.Copy !req
91. A GOOD VILLAIN/HENCHMAN
RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
92. IS A DANCE OF DEATH.Copy !req
93. OKAY, WELL, I'LL MENTION
YOUR PROGRESSIVE TRAININGCopy !req
94. WHEN I PRESENT YOUR CASE
TO THE GUILD TONIGHT.Copy !req
95. TONIGHT? TONIGHT IS DATE NIGHT.Copy !req
96. I TOLD YOU A WEEK AGO
I'M GONNA BE ON METEOR MAJEURE.Copy !req
97. I CAN'T... SPACE METEOR.Copy !req
98. CONVENIENT EXCUSE.Copy !req
99. I MEAN, IF DATE NIGHT DOESN'T
MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU...Copy !req
100. OH, SWEETNESS.
IF YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL, I...Copy !req
101. NO! UH... OH, NO, IT'S COOL.Copy !req
102. UM, NO, IT'S FINE.
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.Copy !req
103. A-ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MY RIDE.Copy !req
104. YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT ME TO STAY?Copy !req
105. YEAH, YEAH,
NO, THE GUILD NEEDS YOU.Copy !req
106. DON'T... DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT ME.Copy !req
107. OKAY, SWEETIE.Copy !req
108. I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.Copy !req
109. YOU MAY HAVE SPREAD THAT
FROSTING JUST A LITTLE THICK.Copy !req
110. YEAH, MR. QUICK-THINK?Copy !req
111. MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
DANCED WITH HER, HUH?Copy !req
112. I LAID IT ON JUST THICK ENOUGH.Copy !req
113. UGH, I HATE THAT SHE WORKS
WITH THAT CLOWN.Copy !req
114. "I'M PHANTOM LIMB."Copy !req
115. OH, DON'T MIND
IF I TOUCH YOUR ASS."Copy !req
116. THAT... DINGUS!Copy !req
117. BYE-BYE, you asshole.
I hate you, too.Copy !req
118. ALL RIGHT, SHE'S GONE.
TO THE EGG SAC!Copy !req
119. UGH. SEE?Copy !req
120. YEAH, YEAH.
IT DOES SOUND KIND OF "EW" -Y.Copy !req
121. NOW, I'M SURE YOU SEE ME
AS A LADY-KILLER, DEAN...Copy !req
122. A GUY WHO KNOWS HIS WAY
AROUND SMOOCHINGCopy !req
123. AND ALSO TOUCHING
BATHING-SUIT AREAS OF WOMEN.Copy !req
124. NO. UH, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
125. THE SEXUAL TIGER-BOY YOU SEE
IS A RUSE, DEAN.Copy !req
126. SURE, I'LL SAY IT...Copy !req
127. I HAVE THE CONFIDENT SWAGGER
OF A BOUNDER.Copy !req
128. GIRLS FIND ME
SOMETHING OF A MYSTERY.Copy !req
129. BUT I CAN'T HELP THAT.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT, HANK?Copy !req
130. OKAY, I HAVE A DATE COMING UP,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT.Copy !req
131. I NEED SOME ADVICE
ON HOW TO, UH... SATISFY?Copy !req
132. YOU'RE ASKING ME? I-I DON'T...Copy !req
133. W-WHY DON'T YOU ASK POP?
I DID. I LEARNED NOTHING.Copy !req
134. OH, NO, WAIT.
I LEARNED THAT HE CARRIESCopy !req
135. PAMPHLETS ON THE DANGERS
OF CHLAMYDIA IN HIS WALLET.Copy !req
136. THE WHISPER WASHER!Copy !req
137. A COMPLETELY SILENT
WASHING MACHINE.Copy !req
138. PRO... SILENT WASHING MACHINE.Copy !req
139. CON... IT'S...
IT'S A WASHING MACHINE.Copy !req
140. YEAH, NO APPLIANCES.
ALREADY WENT DOWN THAT ROAD.Copy !req
141. DEAD END. NEXT.Copy !req
142. BEHOLD, SHUFFLE DYNAMISM!Copy !req
143. PRO... FREE POWER
IN ANY BUILDING.Copy !req
144. CON... EVERYBODY HAS TO
WEAR MAGNETIC BOOTIESCopy !req
145. AND DRAG THEIR FEET
ON A SPECIAL FLOOR.Copy !req
146. AND IT'S VERY LOUD,Copy !req
147. AND YOUR LAWYERS INFORMED ME
THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SLAVE LABOR.Copy !req
148. WE CAN WORK AROUND THAT.
AND IT GENERATES ENOUGH POWERCopy !req
149. TO RUN MAYBE
A SMALL PENCIL SHARPENER.Copy !req
150. NICE WORK, WHITE. BILLY?Copy !req
151. HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE TO KICK
BACK WITH A COLD ONE?Copy !req
152. SHOW OF HANDS. BILLY, THIS
ISN'T THE MEADOWLANDS.Copy !req
153. SORRY.Copy !req
154. THE PROMETHEUS DRUG!Copy !req
155. THE SUPER-COOL NAME
IS THE FIRST PRO.Copy !req
156. THE SECOND PRO IS THAT
IT CAN REGENERATE A LIVER.Copy !req
157. WELL, NOW WE'RE TALKING!Copy !req
158. REGROWING A LIVER? BILLY!Copy !req
159. KA-CHING! ANY CONS?Copy !req
160. OH, YEAH. SADLY, AFTER
IT REGENERATES YOUR LIVER,Copy !req
161. IT JUST KEEPS MAKING LIVERS.
I GOT A BUCKET OF MICECopy !req
162. THAT EXPLODED FROM
GROWING MULTIPLE LIVERS.Copy !req
163. YOU KNOW, THE REAL CONCopy !req
164. IS THAT I'M GETTING SICK
OF BLOWING MICE UP.Copy !req
165. YOU GUYS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE NOW?Copy !req
166. THE CONFERENCE IS IN DAYS.Copy !req
167. WHAT WORKS?Copy !req
168. WASHING MACHINE.Copy !req
169. GOD GAS. GOD GAS WORKED.Copy !req
170. GOD GAS?
I'M CHUBBING UP ALREADY.Copy !req
171. WELL, IT'S TEMPORARY STIMULATION
OF THE TEMPORAL LOBECopy !req
172. VIA A GAS INTRODUCED
TO THE ORBITAL CORTEXCopy !req
173. THROUGH THE OLFACTORY
CONNECTIONS.Copy !req
174. SO, YOU HAVE...?Copy !req
175. A WAY TO ACTIVATE
THE TEMPORAL LOBECopy !req
176. INTO HAVING PSEUDO-RELIGIOUS
VISIONS, MAYBE?Copy !req
177. OR... AND DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THIS.Copy !req
178. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING.
YES. OKAY, YES!Copy !req
179. IT COULD BE CONSIDERED THAT.
BUT THAT'S...Copy !req
180. SAY IT, BILLY! BE A MAN!
YOU'RE REACHING!Copy !req
181. THAT'S A PRAXIS MISAPPLICATION.
NO WAY.Copy !req
182. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
183. MIND-CONTROL GAS.
MIND-CONTROL GAS!Copy !req
184. YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL SOMETIMES.Copy !req
185. MIND-CONTROL GAS.
SO GOOD. MAKE IT.Copy !req
186. DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN YOUR GEEK CLOAK?Copy !req
187. WE GOT TO PAINT THE EGG SAC.
BEFORE YOU DO,Copy !req
188. THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE
YOU MUST SEE... ALONE.Copy !req
189. WHAT'S DOWN THERE?Copy !req
190. ONLY WHAT YOU TAKE WITH YOU.Copy !req
191. OKA... ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
S-SHOW ME THIS STUPID THING.Copy !req
192. YOUR PURPLE PAINT AND BRUSH!
YOU WILL NOT NEED THEM.Copy !req
193. THIS BETTER BE GOOD.Copy !req
194. HE HAS MUCH ANGER IN HIM,
LIKE HIS FATHER.Copy !req
195. HE IS NOT READY.Copy !req
196. ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS THIS CRAP?Copy !req
197. SCAN HEAD RECORDSCopy !req
198. AS THE TAPE WHIZZES BY
AT 7.5 INCHES PER SECOND,Copy !req
199. GIVING CLOSE TO
200 LINES OF RESOLUTION...Copy !req
200. ALL IN A PACKAGE SO SMALL,
IT FITS INTO YOUR CAR'S TRUNK.Copy !req
201. ASTOUNDING. WITH CIVILIAN
TECHNOLOGY LIKE THAT,Copy !req
202. WE'LL BE OUT OF A JOB SOON.Copy !req
203. WELL, YOU WILL.
I'M NO SUPER-SCIENTIST.Copy !req
204. YOU'VE READ THE PAPERS.
I'M "UNHINGED."Copy !req
205. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YACopy !req
206. AND WHAT EVERYBODY
HATES ABOUT YA.Copy !req
207. "VIGILANTE!"BAD GUY!"Copy !req
208. AH, LET 'EM THINK
WHAT THEY WANT. WHATEVER.Copy !req
209. THEN I'M A BAD GUY.
HA! THERE, I SAID IT.Copy !req
210. WATCH IT THERE, BLUE BABY.Copy !req
211. THAT'S NOW ON VTR TAPE.Copy !req
212. THE BLUE MORPHO IS A BAD GUY!Copy !req
213. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
214. WOW, THAT'S AMAZING!Copy !req
215. RIGHT? I TOLD YOU!Copy !req
216. WHAT'S ON THE REST OF THIS?
OH, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!Copy !req
217. OH, YES, I DO!Copy !req
218. Blue Morpho: GROOVY!
OUR ARCH ENEMIES ARE HERE.Copy !req
219. BLUE MORPHO, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME
EVILDOERS HAVE ENTERED OUR LAIR.Copy !req
220. OH, WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW, JONAS.Copy !req
221. AND THEY APPEAR TO HAVE
A GROWTH RAY!Copy !req
222. GO TEAM VENTURE.Copy !req
223. OH, MY GOD!
THEY ARE NOT MY MOMMY!Copy !req
224. NO! I-I AM LIKE 80% POSITIVECopy !req
225. THAT IS JILL ST. JOHN
AND STELLA STEVENS.Copy !req
226. WELL, DID IT WORK?
UH, I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
227. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MOUSE
IS PRONE TO RELIGIOUS THINKINGCopy !req
228. OR IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO SUGGESTION?Copy !req
229. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
230. TO SEE IF THEY DIE OR GROW
ANOTHER HEAD OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
231. I THINK THAT ONE'S LONELY.
SHOULD YOU WRITE THAT DOWN?Copy !req
232. UH, YEAH, DEAN,
I'LL JUST WRITE DOWN,Copy !req
233. "DRUG MAY CAUSE LONELINESS
IN MICE." ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
234. WELL, THE ONE IN THE BACK MIGHT
BE MAD AT THAT ONE OVER THERE.Copy !req
235. THEY WON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE?Copy !req
236. I DON'T HAVE CLASS TILL 1:30,
AND HANK IS FOLLOWING ME AROUNDCopy !req
237. LOOKING FOR ADVICE
ON HOW TO SCORE WITH WOMEN.Copy !req
238. DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
239. IF I DID, WOULD I BE DOWN HERE?Copy !req
240. OKAY, SO, SHE'S READY,
AND I'M GOING IN FOR THE KISS.Copy !req
241. IS IT EYES CLOSED OR EYES OPEN?Copy !req
242. YOUR EYES OPEN, HER EYES CLOSED.Copy !req
243. THERE'S A LITTLE TRICK TO THAT.
WHAT IF I HAVE TO PEE?Copy !req
244. HANK, LET'S JUST ASSUME
THAT YOU HAVE AN EMPTY BLADDER.Copy !req
245. OKAY. "USE BATHROOM BEFOREHAND."Copy !req
246. "MAKE SURE FLY IS UP."Copy !req
247. ALL RIGHT. SO, I'M GOING IN,
EYES OPEN.Copy !req
248. JUST GO IN SLOW, LIKE THIS...Copy !req
249. LIKE A COBRA, READY TO STRIKE.Copy !req
250. SHE'LL CLOSE HER EYES
EVEN IF YOU DON'T.Copy !req
251. OH, THAT IS AWESOME!Copy !req
252. COBRA. GOT IT.Copy !req
253. WHAT'S UP, HATRED?Copy !req
254. WE GOT A CODE GREEN DOWN HERE.
BACKUP REQUESTED.Copy !req
255. CODE GREEN? WHO'S THE HOSTAGE?Copy !req
256. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
257. 21 COMES BACK,
I LOSE THE COCOON,Copy !req
258. I FIND THE CAVE,
MY DAD MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD GUY,Copy !req
259. AND IT ALL FEELS LIKE
IT'S MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
260. BUT THEN MY WIFE WANTS ME
TO RISE IN THE GUILD RANKS,Copy !req
261. AND I DON'T WANT
TO LET HER DOWN, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
262. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT MR. FEENY
FROM "BOY MEETS WORLD."Copy !req
263. I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS.
DO WHAT YOU WANT.Copy !req
264. WISE ADVICE.
BUT WHAT DO I WANT, MANOLO?Copy !req
265. THAT IS THE QUES...Copy !req
266. HMM. HOLD ON. HI, SWEETNESS.Copy !req
267. BABY, DID YOU EVER FILL OUT
FORM 382-R LIKE I ASKED?Copy !req
268. AND YOU GOT TO SUBMIT THE FORM
DASH 23 DASH 82.Copy !req
269. IT'S AN EXTENSION.Copy !req
270. You can't do the normal one...
Needs to be as an extension.Copy !req
271. YEAH, I'LL, UH...
I'LL FAX THOSE RIGHT TO YOU.Copy !req
272. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, SWEETIE.
JUST E-MAIL THEM.Copy !req
273. OKAY, I GOT TO GO.Copy !req
274. THIS ISN'T MINE.
WHOSE SUIT IS THIS?Copy !req
275. YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
276. FORM 23 DASH SCREW IT.Copy !req
277. I'M THE BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
278. THANK YOU, MANOLO.Copy !req
279. Sí. WHATEVER, MR. MONARCH.Copy !req
280. SO WISE, MANOLO.Copy !req
281. WHATEVER INDEED.Copy !req
282. I AM HARANGUETAN!Copy !req
283. I AM HERE TO BRING THE
UNFORTUNATE DR. VENTURE PAIN!Copy !req
284. ARE YOU DR. VENTURE?Copy !req
285. I'M THE GUY BETWEEN YOU
AND DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
286. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU LET THE OLD
MAN GO AND TRY TO GET BY ME?Copy !req
287. I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.
TO YOUR FEET, OLD MAN.Copy !req
288. HOW OLD DO YOU GUYS THINK I AM?Copy !req
289. LOOK AT THE WAY
YOU QUAKE IN FEAR,Copy !req
290. CLINGING TO YOUR FINAL DAYS
LIKE A FAT INSECT.Copy !req
291. PATHETIC!Copy !req
292. NOW STRIKE ME!Copy !req
293. IT'S NOT LOADED.Copy !req
294. NEITHER IS THIS.Copy !req
295. STRIKE ME IF YOU DARE.Copy !req
296. OH, PLEASE. I'VE WIPED
BIGGER TURDS THAN YOU.Copy !req
297. LET'S SEE YOUR MOVES.Copy !req
298. I SMELL YOUR FEAR.Copy !req
299. NOW, STRIKE ME!Copy !req
300. UGH, LITTLE MEN.Copy !req
301. JUST LOOK AT THEM.Copy !req
302. PYROIS, AETHON, RIDE!Copy !req
303. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
FOR YOU TO STRIKE ME.Copy !req
304. LET'S GO.
MAKE THAT LAST MISTAKE.Copy !req
305. RIGHT HERE,
AS HARD AS YOU'RE ABLE.Copy !req
306. YOU GONNA STOP TALKING,
TAKE A SWING, OR WHAT?Copy !req
307. HERE IT IS LAID BEFORE YOU.Copy !req
308. STRIKE ME. STRIKE ME LIKE A MAN.Copy !req
309. WHAT ARE YOU... LOOK, LADY, THAT WAS MINE!
OH, PLEASE!Copy !req
310. YOU TWO WOULD'VE BEEN PISSING
TESTOSTERONE AT EACH OTHERCopy !req
311. TILL THE CATTLE OF GERYON
CAME HOME.Copy !req
312. YOU CAN'T JUST FLY IN
AND DO THAT.Copy !req
313. THERE'S, UH...
THERE'S, LIKE, A CODE.Copy !req
314. I HEED NOT YOUR BRO CODE.Copy !req
315. JUSTICE HAS NO GENDER.Copy !req
316. I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S A BLIND WOMAN, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
317. OH, POWERFUL HERACLES,Copy !req
318. DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE ME?
YOU WANT TO HIT ME, LADY?Copy !req
319. ARE YOU AFRAID
TO BE FELLED BY A WOMAN?Copy !req
320. YOU AFRAID
OF A LITTLE MAN LIKE ME?Copy !req
321. OH, LET'S GO. I'M RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
322. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
323. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M GONNA PAINT THESE THINGSCopy !req
324. TO LOOK LIKE EGGS.
I JUST GAVE UP.Copy !req
325. THE EGG SAC. YOU WIN, DUDE.Copy !req
326. PUT DOWN THE PAINT.
WE'RE GOING WITH YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
327. REALLY? OH, YOU WANT TO
PILE ALL THIS CRAP UPCopy !req
328. AND CLIMB IT LIKE
THE AGGRO-CRAG?Copy !req
329. NO, NO, THE GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
330. KANO, IT'S TIME TO SUIT UP!Copy !req
331. AW, HELL YES, IT IS,
BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
332. THE NEW ADVENTURES
OF BLUE MORPHO AND KANO.Copy !req
333. THE MONARCH,
A DOWN-AND-OUT SUPER-VILLAIN,Copy !req
334. CLAIMS HIS BIRTHRIGHT
AS THE BLUE MORPHO,Copy !req
335. WHO MAY OR MAY NOT
BE A GOOD GUY.Copy !req
336. ALONG WITH HIS FAITHFUL
BODYGUARD AND CHAUFFEUR, KANO,Copy !req
337. WHO ISN'T ACTUALLY AN ASIAN.Copy !req
338. THEIR MISSION...
TO BEAT UP ON VILLAINSCopy !req
339. THAT BEAT UP ON DR. VENTURECopy !req
340. TILL THEY ALONE
BEAT UP ON DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
341. THIS DOESN'T FIT AT ALL.Copy !req
342. NOPE. TOO ROOMY.Copy !req
343. USING SKILLS TAUGHT TO HIMCopy !req
344. BY HIS HIGH-SCHOOL HOME
ECONOMICS TEACHER, MRS. ALTHEN,Copy !req
345. KANO MAKES KEY ALTERATIONS
TO THEIR COSTUMES.Copy !req
346. DOES IT BUNCH UP IN THE SEAT?Copy !req
347. NO, IT'S COOL. COOL.Copy !req
348. TO THE MORPHO MOBILE!Copy !req
349. OH, BROCK, THERE YOU ARE.
OKAY, SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
350. LET'S SAY SHE HAS ON
A SPORTS BRA, RIGHT?Copy !req
351. NO HOOKS! HOW CAN I GET
ONE OF THOSE THINGS OFF?Copy !req
352. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO?
YOU DO NOTHING.Copy !req
353. YOU JUST STAND THERE
LIKE A JACKASS.Copy !req
354. LET HER GET RIGHT UP IN YOUR
FACE, AND JUST STAND THERE.Copy !req
355. AND THEN LET HATRED
GET HOSPITALIZED.Copy !req
356. MM-HMM, RIGHT.Copy !req
357. WAIT, IS THE HOSPITAL,
LIKE, A METAPHOR,Copy !req
358. LIKE, FOR KISSING?Copy !req
359. HANK, I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
360. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
GETTING A WOMAN TO UNDERSTANDCopy !req
361. THAT HER FREAKY MUSCLES
AND OBNOXIOUS PERSONALITYCopy !req
362. ARE A HUGE TURN-ON,Copy !req
363. AND THAT ALL YOU WANT TO DO
IS BEND HER OVER AND DRIVE...Copy !req
364. OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT!Copy !req
365. ONLY LADY BODY-BUILDERS
USE SPORTS BRAS.Copy !req
366. POINT TAKEN.Copy !req
367. IT'S RUSH HOUR!
TAKE THE TRIBOROUGH.Copy !req
368. I'M THE CHAUFFEUR.
LET ME... CHAUFF.Copy !req
369. THEN THE GEORGE WASHINGTON
OR WHATEVER.Copy !req
370. DON'T TAKE THE LINCOLN TUNNEL!Copy !req
371. YES, YES, BEEP AT US.Copy !req
372. BEEP AT THE CAR THAT CAN SHOOT
ROCKETS FROM ITS TRUNK. SMART!Copy !req
373. CHILL, CHILL.
LET'S JUST GO OVER OUR PLAN.Copy !req
374. HERE'S MY PLAN. I'M GONNA ROCKET
THAT TOOL BEHIND US.Copy !req
375. ALL RIGHT, ACCORDING
TO GUILD ACTIVITY REPORT,Copy !req
376. SOME GUY NAMED HARANGUETAN...
GOOD NAME...Copy !req
377. IS ARCHING VENTURE ALL DAY,
SO HE'S OUR MARK.Copy !req
378. SWEET. HE'S A DEAD MAN.Copy !req
379. AND THEY'LL BLAME
THE BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
380. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE THE MONARCH
GOING TO A "MAD MEN" PARTY.Copy !req
381. YOU GOT TO TRIM THE BEARD.Copy !req
382. IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS
TO GROW THIS.Copy !req
383. THIS IS HOW THEY KNOW
THE MONARCH IS HERE!Copy !req
384. YEAH, EXACTLY!
THAT'S MY EXACT POINT.Copy !req
385. YEAH, AND THESE THINGS HAVE
GOTTEN TOO TRENDY ANYWAY.Copy !req
386. GIVE ME YOUR KNIFE, WILL YOU?
I'LL DONATE IT TO LOCKS OF LOVE.Copy !req
387. THE EFFECT LASTS ABOUT AN HOUR.Copy !req
388. THE SUBJECT WILL HAVE
A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF AWECopy !req
389. AND, UH, RELIGIOUS VISIONS.Copy !req
390. AND? COME ON, BILLY.Copy !req
391. I NEED MY MIND-CONTROL GAS.
GOT TO HAVE IT.Copy !req
392. OKAY, AND BE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE
TO SUGGESTION.Copy !req
393. BUT HYDROCHLORIDE AS A DOPAMINE
ANTAGONIST IS REALLY...Copy !req
394. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
CHEMISTRY, BLAH.Copy !req
395. CHECK OUT MY DELIVERY SYSTEM.
IT LOOKS LIKE A COOL GUNCopy !req
396. AND CAN SHOOT A BLAST
OF THAT CRAP ALMOST 15 FEET.Copy !req
397. AND IT HAS THE VEN-TECH LOGO
ON THE STOCK.Copy !req
398. LOOK, DOC, WE REALLY NEED
MORE TESTING.Copy !req
399. THE MICE ARE, U-UH, ON FIRE!Copy !req
400. I AM SO SICK OF KILLING MICE!Copy !req
401. NICE. THE CONFERENCE
IS IN A COUPLE DAYS.Copy !req
402. WE NEED TO MOVE ON
TO HUMAN TESTING.Copy !req
403. DOC, BE REAL.
WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND SOMEONECopy !req
404. WILLING TO TAKE
AN UNTESTED MIND-CONTROL DRUG?Copy !req
405. DOC, JUST STAY IN THE BASEMENT.
THAT HARANGUETAN GUY IS BACK.Copy !req
406. I'M GONNA GO POUND HIS FACE IN.Copy !req
407. JUST HOLD HIM THERE. I NEED HIM.Copy !req
408. WHAT? IT'S TOTALLY WITHIN
THE RULES OF THIS KIND OF STUFF.Copy !req
409. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO BE QUICK!Copy !req
410. THOSE PARKING METERS ARE CRAZY.Copy !req
411. RIGHT? $3.50 AN HOUR
IS OUTRAGEOUS!Copy !req
412. GOOD, YOU DIDN'T HURT HIM.Copy !req
413. NO, I... I THINK HIS RIBS.Copy !req
414. BUT, UH, NO BIGGIE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
415. JUST PUT HIM ON THE GROUND
AND BACK UP.Copy !req
416. BILLY IS GOING TO SUBDUE HIM
WITH MY NEW MIND-CONTROL GAS.Copy !req
417. I DREW THE SHORT STRAW AGAIN.Copy !req
418. I'M, UH, SORRY ABOUT THIS,
MR. HARANGUETAN.Copy !req
419. OH, GOD!Copy !req
420. OKAY, THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
421. WHITE, YOU IDIOT!Copy !req
422. WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
423. YOU ARE MY SLAVE.
YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING.Copy !req
424. I AM YOUR MASTER.Copy !req
425. YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND.Copy !req
426. YOU ARE MY SLAVE,Copy !req
427. AND I YOUR MASTER.Copy !req
428. DEMON! SPAWN OF HELL!Copy !req
429. I CAST YOU TO OBLIVION!
PLEASE.Copy !req
430. SAVE ME, RUSTY VENTURE,
BOY ADVENTURER!Copy !req
431. SAVE ME!Copy !req
432. BROCK? GET BACK HERE!Copy !req
433. I'M COMING FOR YOU!Copy !req
434. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?
WHO CARES?Copy !req
435. LET'S JUST DO THIS BEFORE
THAT FREAK MESSES UP VENTURE.Copy !req
436. ONLY I GET TO DO THAT.Copy !req
437. BROCK, COME BACK!Copy !req
438. THERE'S A BAD GUY IN MY LOBBY!Copy !req
439. WHAT IS GOING ON?Copy !req
440. BACK INTO HELL, DEMON SPAWN!Copy !req
441. DROP THE LITTLE BOY,
HARANGUETAN,Copy !req
442. OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.Copy !req
443. IT'S BLUE MORPHO AND KANO
FROM THE RUSTY VENTURE SHOW!Copy !req
444. SAVE ME!Copy !req
445. KANO, USE YOUR...
KARATE STUFF ON HIM. WHATEVER.Copy !req
446. AAH!Copy !req
447. YOU'RE ALL SAFE NOW,
LITTLE... UH, CITIZEN.Copy !req
448. AND YOU CAN THANK
THE BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
449. THANK YOU, BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
450. WAIT. I RECOGNIZE YOU.Copy !req
451. I-I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
NO, YOU... NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
452. I'M THE BLUE MORPHO.
ALWAYS BEEN THE BLUE...Copy !req
453. KANO, LET'S GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
454. DUDE, I'M LIKE 90% SURE
I JUST PUNCHED A GUY TO DEATH.Copy !req
455. YOUR SECRET IS SAFE
WITH ME, BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
456. MY BODYGUARD IS IN THERE.
I'M NOT SOME PUNK.Copy !req
457. I'M DR. VEN...Copy !req
458. HEY, HEY, THIS IS RAYON.
IT RUMPLES.Copy !req
459. OH, YEAH? NEXT TIME YOU TRESPASS
ON PRIVATE PROPERTY,Copy !req
460. WEAR SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
461. NEED A HAND GETTING UP, CITIZEN?Copy !req
462. OH, THANK YOU. I WAS...Copy !req
463. WHAT THE... YOU CAN'T BE.
NO. YOU'RE...Copy !req
464. THE BLUE MORPHO!Copy !req
465. SIR!Copy !req
466. SIR, THIS IS
A RESTRICTED BUILDING.Copy !req
467. I NEED TO SEE AN I.D.
YOU HAVE TO GO, SIR.Copy !req
468. YOU DON'T...Copy !req
469. OH, HERACLES.
WHAT AN UNWELCOME SURPRISE.Copy !req
470. AND YOU BROUGHT ME A CORPSE.
HOW THOUGHTFUL.Copy !req
471. YOUR BEAUTY IS YOUR STRENGTH,
AND I SUBMIT TO IT.Copy !req
472. TAKE ME, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH A WOMAN.Copy !req
473. THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
BUT YOUR POWERCopy !req
474. AND ME,
THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SEE IT.Copy !req
475. LET ME WORSHIP AT YOUR ALTAR.Copy !req
476. LET ME KNOW THE PLEASURE
OF A REAL WOMAN.Copy !req
477. I'M GONNA TIRE YOU OUT,
BRAVE HERACLES.Copy !req
478. BREAK YOU UPON MY WHEEL.Copy !req
479. WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
YOU'RE ASKING ME?Copy !req
480. I HID IN THE CORNER TILL ALL
I COULD HEAR WAS BILLY CRYING.Copy !req
481. MIND-CONTROL GAS, MY ASS.Copy !req
482. NOW I HAVE TO UNVEIL
O.S. SPARKLE DREAMCopy !req
483. AT THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE.Copy !req
484. OR WE COULD RENAME IT!Copy !req
485. YOU KNOW, GOD GAS?Copy !req
486. OKAY, YEAH, THAT MIGHT WORK.Copy !req
487. BUT INSTEAD OF A GUN,
IT COULD BE AN ASPERGILLUM!Copy !req
488. THOSE LITTLE POPE
WATER-SHAKER THINGS?Copy !req
489. EXACTLY!Copy !req
490. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
491. NOTHING. AND YOUR SECRET
IS SAFE WITH ME...Copy !req
492. BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
493. THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
I HAVE EVER HAD!Copy !req
494. YOU CALLED EVERYBODY "CITIZEN"!
CLASSIC!Copy !req
495. YEAH, IT SUCKS
ABOUT THE CAR, THOUGH.Copy !req
496. BUT THAT COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDEDCopy !req
497. IF YOU'D JUST PUT MORE MONEY IN THE
FREAKIN' METER. I HAD NOTHING!Copy !req
498. THIS COSTUME HAS LIKE THREE
NICKELS FROM 1965 IN THE POCKET.Copy !req
499. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
500. JUST BASK IN THE GLORY
OF US KICKING ASS.Copy !req
501. OH, LOOK WHO'S HOME.Copy !req
502. OH! UH, STEP, STEP...Copy !req
503. KNOCK IT OFF!
QUICK-QUICK, STEP... OKAY.Copy !req
504. I FELT SO BAD
THAT I MISSED DATE NIGHTCopy !req
505. THAT I TOOK
THE FIRST SHUTTLE BACK.Copy !req
506. AND I COME HOME TO THIS.Copy !req
507. WAIT, NOW, N... I CAN EXPLAIN!
NO NEED.Copy !req
508. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
509. NO, THERE... THERE'S A GOOD
REASON WE'RE DRESSED LIKE THIS.Copy !req
510. I'M NOT AN IDIOT, MONARCH.
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN SUITS.Copy !req
511. I KNOW WHY
YOU TRIMMED YOUR BEARD.Copy !req
512. YOU WENT OUT ON DATE-NIGHT
WITH 21 TO SPITE ME.Copy !req
513. AND... THAT'S THE REASON!Copy !req
514. YEAH, E-EXACTLY THAT.Copy !req
515. I-I-I FEEL SO ASHAMED, HONEY.Copy !req
516. Yeah!Copy !req