1. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS,
SCARAMANTULA!Copy !req
2. AH,
BUT I ALREADY HAVE, DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
3. AND BEFORE I FINISH
THIS PRECOCIOUS '47 MONFORTINO,Copy !req
4. MY MECHA-TARANTULA
WILL FINISH A-YOU!Copy !req
5. ITALIAN SPIDER BOT.Copy !req
6. IF IT'S ENGINEERED
ANYTHING LIKE YOUR FIATS,Copy !req
7. WE'VE NAUGHT
TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
8. CHE COSA?Copy !req
9. AAH!Copy !req
10. WOW!
THAT CHINAMAN'S DYNAMITE.Copy !req
11. WE GOT TO GET US
ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
12. I DON'T THINK
HE'S ON OUR SIDE.Copy !req
13. GREAT WORK, KATO.Copy !req
14. COME ON OUT,
SCARAMANTULA.Copy !req
15. YOU'RE FINISHED.Copy !req
16. WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
17. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
JUST WALTZ IN HERECopy !req
18. AND MUSCLE IN ON MY RACKET,
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!Copy !req
19. OOH-AH.Copy !req
20. IT'S
"ANOTHER THINK COMING."Copy !req
21. GOD!Copy !req
22. NO NEED TO BE ALARMED,
DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
23. I'LL HAVE YOU FREE
IN A JIFF.Copy !req
24. YOU'RE IN THE HANDS
OF THE BLUE —
BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
25. YES, I'VE HEARD OF YOU.Copy !req
26. NOTHING GOOD,
I'M AFRAID.Copy !req
27. OW! WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
28. I'M NOT — OW!Copy !req
29. BUT AFTER THAT, THEY BECOME,
LIKE, FRIENDS AND STUFF.Copy !req
30. HE SHOWS UP AGAIN
IN ISSUE 36Copy !req
31. WHEN THEY TEAM UP
TO FIGHT L. RON HUBBARD.Copy !req
32. YEAH, SUPER.Copy !req
33. NONE OF THIS EXPLAINS WHAT
HE WAS DOING IN MY BASEMENT.Copy !req
34. DUDE, THIS WAS
YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT.Copy !req
35. DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOUR DAD WAS THE BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
36. PLEASE.Copy !req
37. MY FATHER WAS
A BOOZED-UP SOCIALITECopy !req
38. WHO COLLECTED BUTTERFLIES
IN HIS COPIOUS SPARE TIME.Copy !req
39. NO WAY
HE COULD'VE BEEN A SU—Copy !req
40. SUPERHERO?Copy !req
41. OW!
DON'T... YOU... DARE!Copy !req
42. DUDE,
MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY'S,Copy !req
43. LIKE, THE NUMBER-ONE
SUPERHERO ALTER EGO.Copy !req
44. COME ON, BUTTERFLIES?Copy !req
45. THINK ABOUT IT —
BLUE MORPHO.Copy !req
46. WHAT THE
IS A MORPHO?Copy !req
47. IT'S A KIND OF BUTTERFLY,
DINGUS.Copy !req
48. UH —Copy !req
49. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
50. IT'S JUST A LOT
TO PROCESS, OKAY?Copy !req
51. I MEAN, MY GOD —
"CRIME COMPUTER"?Copy !req
52. SO CORNY.Copy !req
53. WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD
A COOL CAR.Copy !req
54. NO DUH.Copy !req
55. SAY, DID BLUE MORPHO
EVER HAS HIS OWN COMIC BOOK?Copy !req
56. UH... CANCELED
AFTER SIX ISSUES.Copy !req
57. NOT KIRBY'S BEST WORK.Copy !req
58. AW, COME ON, BROCK.
WHY NOT?Copy !req
59. BECAUSE IT'S
LIKE CHEATING, HANK.Copy !req
60. BUT SO IS
FLYING IN AN AIRPLANECopy !req
61. OR HAVING A FAKE LEG,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
62. WHICH I DO.
FOR THE LAST TIME — NO.Copy !req
63. YOU CANNOT HAVE
ANABOLIC STEROIDS.Copy !req
64. YOU WANT TO GET FIT?
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.Copy !req
65. MAKE IT STOP.Copy !req
66. PLEASE MAKING STOP.Copy !req
67. ONE MORE LAP,
SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE BOY.Copy !req
68. A DEAL'S A DEAL.Copy !req
69. HEY, SHOE'S UNTIED.Copy !req
70. MADE YOU LOOK!Copy !req
71. HANK, THAT GAG
ONLY WORKS WITH —Copy !req
72. DEAN WHY ARE YOU
WEARING SHOES?Copy !req
73. AH, LET'S GET YOU
SOME WATER.Copy !req
74. BEFORE YOU END UP
LIKE THAT GUY.Copy !req
75. HOHHH.Copy !req
76. AAH!Copy !req
77. OW!Copy !req
78. HARPOON TASE ME, BRO.Copy !req
79. HEY, HEY, HEY,
ARE YOU OKAY, MISS ONG?Copy !req
80. YEAH, QUIT BEING
SO HANDSY, ROCCO.Copy !req
81. YO, DANTE, LAY OFF HIM.
HE'S JUST A KID.Copy !req
82. HI.Copy !req
83. Pirate Captain: AH, ONCE THE
CONSUMER ELECTRONICS TOOK OFF,Copy !req
84. CHAIRMAN KIND OF
LOST INTERESTCopy !req
85. IN ALL HIS
SUPER SCIENCE TINKERIN'.Copy !req
86. HE NEVER USED THIS HERE FLOOR
FOR NOTHING BUT STORAGE.Copy !req
87. I BET SHE'LL MAKE A FINE LAB —
BRIGHT AND TRUE.Copy !req
88. IT'S PERFECT, CAPTAIN.Copy !req
89. YEP, THIS IS WHERE
WERE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES.Copy !req
90. EH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING
FOR AN OFFICE WITH A VIEW.Copy !req
91. OH, MY GOD!
THIS PLACE IS SO COOL!Copy !req
92. YOU COULD FIT 50 QUIZ CAVES
IN HERE.Copy !req
93. HEY, I GOT NEXT.Copy !req
94. WHAT IS THAT THING?Copy !req
95. AH, THAT THERE
IS THE GO-POD.Copy !req
96. CAR OF THE FUTURE
KIND OF DEAL.Copy !req
97. ZERO EMISSIONS,
TITANIUM UNI-BODY.Copy !req
98. ELECTROMAGNETS ARE
WHAT KEEP HER AFLOAT.Copy !req
99. SEE? THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
100. LET'S TOSS THIS BABY INTO
PRODUCTION AND CALL IT A DAY.Copy !req
101. EH, WELL, DON'T PUNCH THE CLOCK
JUST YET THERE, DOC.Copy !req
102. SHE'S BEEN KNOW
TO CAUSE STERILITYCopy !req
103. AND HEART MURMURS
IN RHESUS MONKEYS.Copy !req
104. WAIT, WHAT?Copy !req
105. AAH!Copy !req
106. ALSO,
SHE DON'T STOP SO GOOD.Copy !req
107. HEY, DR. BILLY.
COOL CAR.Copy !req
108. Dr.
BILLY, COME ON.Copy !req
109. WE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES
OR WHAT HERE?Copy !req
110. SO, AS REGARDS TO MOTION
ON THE FLOOR, ALL IN FAVOR...Copy !req
111. COUNCILMAN 1?Copy !req
112. HELLO?
DR. MRS. WHATEVER NOW?Copy !req
113. HUH? OH, YEAH.
SORRY.Copy !req
114. THEN IT'S SETTLED.Copy !req
115. WE SHALL OFFICIALLY INVITE
PROFESSOR PHINEAS PHAGECopy !req
116. TO REJOIN
THIS ESTEEMED COUNCIL.Copy !req
117. WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN.Copy !req
118. YEAH, BUT FIVE TO GO.Copy !req
119. FOUR, IF WE EVER FIND
VENDATA.Copy !req
120. HAS ANYONE HEARD
FROM HIM.Copy !req
121. NOT SINCE THAT DATE
AT DON HELL'S.Copy !req
122. WELL, WE CAN'T
HOLD HIS SEAT FOREVER.Copy !req
123. HAVE WE
ANY OTHER BUSINESS?Copy !req
124. I, FOR ONE, WOULD LIKE TO THANK
OUR NEWEST MEMBERCopy !req
125. FOR HOSTING THIS MEETING
IN HIS LOVELY HOME.Copy !req
126. PLEASE, IT'S ME
WHO SHOULD BE THANKING YOU ALLCopy !req
127. FOR ACCOMMODATING
A DOTING FATHER ON THIS,Copy !req
128. HIS DAUGHTER'S
SPECIAL DAY.Copy !req
129. I SAID I AM FINE, ROCCO!Copy !req
130. MARONE!Copy !req
131. QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND
LIKE A PUPPY DOG.Copy !req
132. YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.Copy !req
133. SPIRITED GIRL.Copy !req
134. EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.Copy !req
135. BADHUL, SHOW OUR GUESTS WHERE
THEY CAN CHANGE FOR THE PARTY.Copy !req
136. TALK TO ME.Copy !req
137. EH, SOME KID IN THE PARKCopy !req
138. GOT A LITTLE TOO...
FRIENDLY WITH HER,Copy !req
139. SO WE GOT A LITTLE UNFRIENDLY
WITH HIM.Copy !req
140. WHERE ARE
DANTE AND TURIO?Copy !req
141. THEY, UH...
THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT.Copy !req
142. HUH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
SOME KID.Copy !req
143. ALL RIGHT, FIRST THING'S FIRST.Copy !req
144. WE GET CAR RUNNING,
AND WE GIVE IT A FRESH COATCopy !req
145. OF MIGHTY MONARCH MAROON
AND MARIGOLD.Copy !req
146. AND WHATEVER WE DO,
WE DO NOT TELL MY WI—Copy !req
147. HI, HONEY.Copy !req
148. NO, I DIDN'T HEAR THEM.Copy !req
149. I WAS IN THE...
SHOWER... ING.Copy !req
150. OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE GETTING READY.Copy !req
151. FOR THE PARTY.Copy !req
152. AT WIDE WALE'S.
I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK.Copy !req
153. YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T FORGET IT.Copy !req
154. I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THAT.Copy !req
155. 'CAUSE I HATE
THOSE PEOPLE.Copy !req
156. Hey. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
157. SWEETIE, THOSE PEOPLE
ARE MY COWORKERS.Copy !req
158. AND THEY'RE EXACTLY
THE PEOPLE YOU NEED TO IMPRESSCopy !req
159. IF YOU WANT TO UP YOUR RANK
IN THE GUILD.Copy !req
160. COME OOON!Copy !req
161. JUST MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
TURN ON THE OLD MONARCH CHARM.Copy !req
162. Monarch. Monarch.
What?Copy !req
163. DUDE, YOU GOT TO
GO TO THAT.Copy !req
164. I WANT TO STAY HERE
AND PLAY WITH MY NEW CAVE.Copy !req
165. THE LIST.Copy !req
166. THE GUYS ARCHING VENTURE
ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE THERE.Copy !req
167. WE COULD DO RECON.
GOOD POINT.Copy !req
168. HEY, CAN 21 COME, TOO?Copy !req
169. NO HENCHMEN.
WHAT?Copy !req
170. OKAY. OKAY.Copy !req
171. OKAAAY, I WILL. I—Copy !req
172. SORRY.Copy !req
173. OKAY, SEE YA SOON,
HONEY BUNNY.Copy !req
174. SHE WANTS ME
TO BRING WINE.Copy !req
175. HA!
I SHOULD PISS IN IT.Copy !req
176. THERE'S
THAT MONARCH CHARM.Copy !req
177. ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE —Copy !req
178. VEN-TECH DEEP-EARTH
MINING MECH—Copy !req
179. OH! HEY!
WATCH IT!Copy !req
180. SORRY! SORRY.Copy !req
181. I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS ON.Copy !req
182. MINING MECH, MY ASS.Copy !req
183. PUT THAT THING AWAY AND
REFILE IT UNDER "MURDER BOT."Copy !req
184. NEXT.Copy !req
185. WHY ARE WE DIGGING THROUGH
J.J.'s PROJECT MORGUE ANYWAYS?Copy !req
186. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?Copy !req
187. INSPIRATION?
A HEAD START?Copy !req
188. I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN
OUT OF THE GAME FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
189. I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.Copy !req
190. NOT AS IN RUSTY VENTURE,
I MEAN.Copy !req
191. YES, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEANT.Copy !req
192. BUT WE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO BE A COUPLE OF PATENT CLERKS.Copy !req
193. AND DON'T SAY EINSTEIN WAS
A PATENT CLERK — I KNOW.Copy !req
194. I THOUGHT YOU HIRED US
FOR OUR CREATIVE GENIUS.Copy !req
195. BILLY! CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
196. WE ARE THE ROBOTS.Copy !req
197. POINT TAKEN.Copy !req
198. NICE.Copy !req
199. THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR
FIRST PAYCHECK, WHATEVER IT WAS.Copy !req
200. WHITE, GET OUT OF THAT THING
AND GET ME A DUST PAN.Copy !req
201. WHOA! GEEZ!Copy !req
202. UGH!Copy !req
203. WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT THING.Copy !req
204. WHAT DOES IT WANT
FROM US?Copy !req
205. WWWWHERE DID IT GO?Copy !req
206. AAH!Copy !req
207. Dean, come in, Dean.
You okay?Copy !req
208. HUH? WHA?Copy !req
209. Hey.Copy !req
210. BROCK?
Y-YOU'RE IN MY MIRROR?Copy !req
211. Interactive... smart surface...
something crap.Copy !req
212. You feeling okay?Copy !req
213. BROCK, ARE CANDIRU NATIVE
TO NEW YORK?Copy !req
214. HUH?
WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
215. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS
ON THAT COLLEGE TEST OF YOURS?Copy !req
216. No. I—
My—Copy !req
217. Never mind.Copy !req
218. Are you still
gonna help me studyCopy !req
219. even though
I couldn't do all the laps?Copy !req
220. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
221. YAY!
STUDY BUDDIES!Copy !req
222. OH, THIS.Copy !req
223. LOST IT IN THE WAR.Copy !req
224. OH, I LOATHE
MIXING WITH CIVILIANS.Copy !req
225. THEY ALL LOOK AT ME
AS IF I HAVE —Copy !req
226. WHAT? TWO HEADS?
GO FIGURE.Copy !req
227. GOD, IS THAT REDUSA?Copy !req
228. OOH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
IN AGES.Copy !req
229. SHE HAS HELD UP.Copy !req
230. DIDN'T YOU TWO
HAVE A THING?Copy !req
231. IT WAS MORE OF A FLING.Copy !req
232. INSATIABLE, THAT ONE.Copy !req
233. IT GOT TO BE MURDER
ON MY BACK.Copy !req
234. HOT.Copy !req
235. YOU SHOULD
GO TALK TO HER.Copy !req
236. I COULD BE
YOUR WINGED MAN.Copy !req
237. GET YOU ANOTHER? WHAT ARE YOU
DRINKING THERE, STAR DUST?Copy !req
238. 'CAUSE YOU ARE
A RADIANT LITTLE THING.Copy !req
239. UHH... THANKS.Copy !req
240. I'M DOING OKAY.Copy !req
241. OH, YOU'RE WAY PAST OKAY,
BRIGHT EYES.Copy !req
242. THAT HEAVENLY BODY
COULD MAKE THE MOON JEALOUS.Copy !req
243. MM. YES.Copy !req
244. I'M JUST WAITING
FOR MY HUSBAND.Copy !req
245. OOH, IT AIN'T
LIKE THAT, LADY M.Copy !req
246. THIS HERE'S
A BUSINESS CALL.Copy !req
247. NOT THAT
IT AIN'T A PLEASURE.Copy !req
248. NAME'S COPY CAT.
MAYBE THINK OF ME NEXT TIMECopy !req
249. YOUR TRIBAL COUNCIL'S HAVING
A POW-WOW ABOUT NEW MEMBERS.Copy !req
250. I'M NOT SURE
WE NEED SOMEONECopy !req
251. WHO HIS SUPERPOWER SEEMS TO BE
BAD PICKUP LINES.Copy !req
252. WELL, I'M A MAN OF MANY TALENTS,
BUT MY BEST ONECopy !req
253. IS BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME.Copy !req
254. A TALENT I WISH
MY HUSBAND SHARED ABOUT NOW.Copy !req
255. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I THINK I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.Copy !req
256. YOU GO ON, NOW.
GIVE THAT OLD MOON WHAT FOR.Copy !req
257. Wide Wale:
AH, AH, AH.Copy !req
258. YOU'RE 18 TODAY,
PRINCESS, NOT 21.Copy !req
259. OH, EXCUSE ME. SUDDENLY YOU'RE
MR. LAW AND ORDER?Copy !req
260. WHAT'S EATING YOU,
TADPOLE?Copy !req
261. AIN'T I MADE A NICE PARTY
FOR YOU?Copy !req
262. I NEVER ASKED FOR NO FANCY PARTY
WITH NO FOO-FOO FOOD.Copy !req
263. I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFECopy !req
264. WITHOUT THEM BUTTER GUARDS
OF YOURSCopy !req
265. WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
266. AH, COME ON, DADDY KNOWS
WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.Copy !req
267. REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WAS LITTLE?Copy !req
268. THERE WAS ONE THING
IN THE WORLDCopy !req
269. THAT COULD ALWAYS
MAKE YOU SMILE.Copy !req
270. YES, SIR. ONE LARGE PIE, EXTRA
CHEESE, AND LITTLE A-CLAMS.Copy !req
271. 20 MINUTI.Copy !req
272. HEY, A-NEW KID.Copy !req
273. GOT A DELIVERY FOR YOU —
BEST A-CUSTOMER.Copy !req
274. DON'T SCREW UP.Copy !req
275. YES, SIR!Copy !req
276. HANK VENTURE IS ON THE JOB!Copy !req
277. OH!Copy !req
278. HOLD IT!Copy !req
279. HOLD THE ELEVATOR!Copy !req
280. THANKS, DICK.Copy !req
281. MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
282. I DOUBT IT.Copy !req
283. YEAH, MIGHTY MONARCH.
MY WIFE INVITED ME.Copy !req
284. UH, JUST MINUTE, SIR.
YOU CANNOT GO INSIDE LIKE —Copy !req
285. UH, EXCUSE ME.
IS THIS APARTMENT FI—Copy !req
286. WHAT?Copy !req
287. BADHUL,
IS THAT THE PIZZ'?Copy !req
288. OH-OOH.Copy !req
289. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.Copy !req
290. ROCCO, COME HERE
AND PAY THE GUY, WILL YOU?Copy !req
291. UH,
THE PIZZA, SHE IS A-PIPPING...Copy !req
292. HOT.Copy !req
293. YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, GUY.Copy !req
294. WHAT DO WE OWE YOOOOU...
SON OF A BITCH!Copy !req
295. YOU! YOU GET OVER HERE,
YOU PIECE OF SH—Copy !req
296. HONEY! HEY!Copy !req
297. UH, SWEETIE!Copy !req
298. I'M HERE.Copy !req
299. YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE
HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE WEARING.Copy !req
300. WHA—
MY MIGHTY MONARCH OUTFI— OW.Copy !req
301. THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE, MY
LEGITIMATE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.Copy !req
302. THIS IS NOT A COSTUME PARTY,
YOU LITTLE BUG.Copy !req
303. YEAH?
WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?Copy !req
304. REGRETTABLY,
THIS IS MY FACE, SIR.Copy !req
305. AND YOU BEAR IT WITH DIGNITY,
OLD FRIEND.Copy !req
306. YOU BE PROUD OF THAT FACE.
BUT YOU.Copy !req
307. YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE
BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT.Copy !req
308. HEY, NO NEED FOR A SCENE,
THERE MR. CLEAN.Copy !req
309. MY PAD'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
310. HOW ABOUT I SWING MR. MONARCH
ON DOWN THERECopy !req
311. AND TUNE HIM UP PROPER LIKE
WITH SOME APPROPRIATE ATTIRE.Copy !req
312. WHOA. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
313. OH, GOD.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, RED?Copy !req
314. I think she wants to go
all the way.Copy !req
315. THANKS FOR SAVING ME
BACK THERE, MAN.Copy !req
316. THE WIFE WOULD KILL ME
IF I MADE A SCENECopy !req
317. IN FRONT
OF HER WORK FRIENDS.Copy !req
318. OH,
HELL HATH NO FURY, EH, TOMCAT?Copy !req
319. COME ON.Copy !req
320. WHY SO GLOOMY,
SWEET PERFUMY?Copy !req
321. HUBBY STILL A NO-SHOW?Copy !req
322. WELL?Copy !req
323. AH, GEEZ, DEAN.Copy !req
324. YOUR ESSAY READS
LIKE A SUICIDE NOTE.Copy !req
325. EVERYTHING I WROTE
WAS TRUE.Copy !req
326. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO TURN THE
GAS DOWN A NOTCH, SYLVIA PLATH.Copy !req
327. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING
YOURSELF TO THESE PEOPLE.Copy !req
328. WELL,
H-HOW DO I DO THAT?Copy !req
329. LIKE RIGHT HERE —
INSTEAD OFCopy !req
330. "DRAGGED ALL OVER
KINGDOM COMECopy !req
331. BY MY
SUPER-CONTROLLING FATHER,"Copy !req
332. YOU COULD WRITE SOMETHING LIKE
"EXPERIENCED WORLD TRAVELER."Copy !req
333. AND INSTEAD OF "NEVER LET ME GO
TO A 'REAL SCHOOL,'"Copy !req
334. JUST SAY
YOU WERE HOMESCHOOLED.Copy !req
335. IN AN ELECTRONIC LEARNING BED
THAT LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
336. BETTER YET, A VERY EXCLUSIVE
PROGRESSIVE SCHOOL,Copy !req
337. WHERE YOU HAD
A PERFECT ATTENDANCE RECORD.Copy !req
338. SO, YOU WANT ME TO LIE.Copy !req
339. EH, IT'S CALLED SPIN.
DO YOU TRUST ME?Copy !req
340. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
341. WAIT.Copy !req
342. YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME STUDY
FOR THE ENTRANCE EXAMS.Copy !req
343. UHHH... RIGHT.Copy !req
344. WHEN ARE THEY?Copy !req
345. TOMORROW... MORNING.Copy !req
346. ALL RIGHT, SO,
NOTHING IN THE INVENTORYCopy !req
347. UNDER "SILVER GOO"
OR "MAGIC PUDDLE."Copy !req
348. WELL, DID YOU TRY
"ROBOT WATER"?Copy !req
349. UH, NADA.Copy !req
350. OKAY, YOU GENIUSES
CAN STOP GUESSING NOW.Copy !req
351. I'VE GOT THE INVENTORY NUMBER
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
352. VT-005-BB.Copy !req
353. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
354. HERE WE GO.
BINGO.Copy !req
355. VEN-TECH
BIOBOT SERIES 5.Copy !req
356. THEY'RE, UH,
SOME KIND OF NANOBOTS.Copy !req
357. AHA!Copy !req
358. TECHNICALLY,
I GUESSED CLOSEST.Copy !req
359. EH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WIDE WALE'S PROBLEM IS,Copy !req
360. BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
361. ONE OF THESE STUCK-UP,
NEW YORK SUPERVILLAINS.Copy !req
362. THIS IS SO SUPER-COOL
OF YOU.Copy !req
363. OH, THINK NOTHING OF IT,
DOODLEBUG.Copy !req
364. SURE YOU DON'T MIND?
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY EXPENSIVE.Copy !req
365. MI CLOSET ES SU CLOSET,
COMPADRE.Copy !req
366. REALLY SHOULD WEAR
MORE SUITS.Copy !req
367. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY —
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN.Copy !req
368. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
369. I MEAN,
A GUY LIKE YOU —Copy !req
370. I'LL SAY IT —
CLASSICALLY HANDSOME.Copy !req
371. COME ON, NOW, BUDDY,
NOT SO BAD YOURSELF.Copy !req
372. THANKS.Copy !req
373. BUT YOU —Copy !req
374. YOU'D PROBABLY LOOK GOOD
IN ANYTHING.Copy !req
375. SEE? YOU EVEN MAKE THAT
LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
376. AW, WHAT IS THIS, NOW?Copy !req
377. UNH-UNH,
DON'T EVEN TRY IT, MONARCH.Copy !req
378. JUST TURN AROUND,
WALK ON OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
379. WARNING YOU, MONARCH —
ONE MORE JAZZY LITTLE STEP,Copy !req
380. AND I'LL — YOU GET
SOME WORK DONE ON YOUR FACE?Copy !req
381. NO, BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO.Copy !req
382. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
383. WHAT, ARE YOU PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES NOW?Copy !req
384. I TOLD YOU
TO FIND THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
385. IT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME.Copy !req
386. WE FOUND A TUTORIAL
FOR THE BIOBOT.Copy !req
387. IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, RUS.Copy !req
388. THEY'RE LIKE A MILLION TINY
DOCTORS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON CALL.Copy !req
389. YOU JUST DRIVE 'EM ANYWHERE
YOU WANT IN THE BODY. SEE?Copy !req
390. IF TWO SIDES
OF A TRIANGLE...Copy !req
391. HAVE LENGTHS OF 5 AND 6,
THE PERIMETER OF THE TRIANGLECopy !req
392. COULD BE
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING?Copy !req
393. "A," 11; "B," 24...Copy !req
394. IT, UH...
IT WAS "C," 15.Copy !req
395. DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
396. AND — BOOM! —
JUST LIKE THAT, ALL SECURED.Copy !req
397. HUH. OKAY,
THAT IS PRETTY AMAZING.Copy !req
398. YEAH, BUT
WHY STOP THERE, HUH?Copy !req
399. WHY JUST CURE PEOPLE
WHEN YOU CAN IMPROVE THEM?Copy !req
400. STIMULATE THE MUSCLES,
GIVE THE ADRENAL GLANDS A SHOT.Copy !req
401. YOU CAN MAKE A MAN
VIRTUALLY SUPERHUMAN.Copy !req
402. NO, NO, MY STOMACH'S
PRETTY MUCH BETTER NOW.Copy !req
403. ACTUALLY,
I FEEL PRETTY —Copy !req
404. AAH!Copy !req
405. YEAH, BUT THAT STARTS TO RAISE
SOME ETHICAL QUESTIONS.Copy !req
406. AND WHAT IF THIS TECHNOLOGY
FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, HUH?Copy !req
407. WITH A TOUCH OF A BUTTON, YOU
COULD, LIKE, STOP A GUY'S HEART.Copy !req
408. HOO!Copy !req
409. YEAH,
BUT IN THE RIGHT HANDSCopy !req
410. COULD JUST
START IT RIGHT UP AGAIN.Copy !req
411. COME ON, DEAN! COME ON!Copy !req
412. AAH!Copy !req
413. JUST THINK
WHAT THESE PUPPIES COULD DOCopy !req
414. WITH THE HUMAN BRAIN.Copy !req
415. JUST PARK THEM
IN THE CEREBRAL CORTEX,Copy !req
416. HOOK THEM UP TO THE INTERNET,
AND — BAM —Copy !req
417. YOU'RE READING,
LIKE, "GILGAMESH"Copy !req
418. IN THE ORIGINAL
BABYLONIAN.Copy !req
419. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
420. AH, TOO HIGHBROW.Copy !req
421. IT'S MORE FUN TO JUST MAKE A GUY
TOTALLY CRAP HIMSELF, HUH?Copy !req
422. OKAY, TOUR'S OVER, FOLKS.Copy !req
423. NOW, CAN
THIS TUTORIAL OF YOURSCopy !req
424. TUTOR YOU
HOW TO FIND THE REAL BIO-WHATSCopy !req
425. AND CALL THEM BACK
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
426. OH, YEAH, WELL, SURE.Copy !req
427. IT'S NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
428. HUH.Copy !req
429. THEY'RE, UH...
THEY'RE NOT RESPONDING.Copy !req
430. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
I JUST THINK HE FEELS THREATENED
BY MY NEW POSITION IN THE GUILD,Copy !req
431. AND IT COMES OUT IN THESE
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, LITTLE WAYS.Copy !req
432. LIKE, TONIGHT, I MEAN,
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT ALREADY,Copy !req
433. AND WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
434. HOLY MACKEREL.
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.Copy !req
435. WHAT, YOU SEE HIM?
I-IS HE HERE?Copy !req
436. NO, HE'S ACROSS THE WAY,
OVER IN THAT THERE VENTURE PAD.Copy !req
437. OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
438. HE KNOWS HE'S NOT ALLOWED
TO ARCH A VENTURE.Copy !req
439. DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THAT
ARCHING PER SE.Copy !req
440. CLASSY BIRD, THERE,
THIS MONARCH.Copy !req
441. DOES HE DO
THIS KIND OF THING A LOT?Copy !req
442. MORE THAN I CARE TO ADMIT.Copy !req
443. DID HE JUST —
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
444. YOU KNOW,
YOUR HUSBAND'S GOT A REAL TALENTCopy !req
445. FOR IGNORING
GUILD ARCH RIGHTS.Copy !req
446. TO SAY NOTHING
OF BASIC HYGIENE.Copy !req
447. I...Copy !req
448. I THINK I'M...
GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.Copy !req
449. YOU GUYS,
CHECK THE BACK BEDROOMS.Copy !req
450. I'M GONNA CHECK
THE HALL AGAIN.Copy !req
451. Red Mantle:
OH! YOUR TONGUE, DEAR.Copy !req
452. OH, YEAH, MAKE THE EARTH MOVE.Copy !req
453. BRING IT TO ME!Copy !req
454. OW! WHAT THE HECK?Copy !req
455. REDUSA DON'T DO THREESOMES,
YOU PERVERTS!Copy !req
456. REDUSA, WAIT!Copy !req
457. WAIT! I CAN PUT A BAG
OVER HIS HEAD!Copy !req
458. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND!
PLEASE!Copy !req
459. I GOT NOTHING. JIGGLE IT.
STOP TALKING TO ME
LIKE I'M AN IDIOT.Copy !req
460. BILLY, JIGGLE IT.
I'M JIGGLING
THE DAMN PART.Copy !req
461. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DOWN THERE?Copy !req
462. Doc! Call Dr. Orpheus.Copy !req
463. I'm pretty sure
Dean is possessed.Copy !req
464. WHAT? POSS—
GROW UP, BROCK.Copy !req
465. HE'S PROBABLY JUST NERVOUS
ABOUT HIS EXAMS.Copy !req
466. YEAH, WELL, NERVES MIGHT EXPLAIN
HIM THROWING UP HIS DINNER,Copy !req
467. BUT NOT THROWING ME
ACROSS THE ROOMCopy !req
468. Or how he could come back
from the deadCopy !req
469. and start ranting
in Babylonian!Copy !req
470. WAIT. SHH!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
471. ARE YOU SURE
IT WAS BABYLONIAN?Copy !req
472. I don't know.
It could have been Sumerian.Copy !req
473. IT'S NOT REALLY
THE TAKEAWAY HERE, DOC.Copy !req
474. CALL THE EXORCIST!Copy !req
475. UHP, DUT, DUT, DUT, DUT.
JUST CALM DOWN, BROCK.Copy !req
476. I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S...
POSSESSING HIM.Copy !req
477. WHAT THE...Copy !req
478. WHAT? EH?Copy !req
479. W-WHAT?Copy !req
480. H-HONEY! WAIT!
HEY, HONEY!Copy !req
481. UGH, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME —Copy !req
482. DON'T! JUST DON'T.Copy !req
483. UGH! I C—
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
484. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC.
SO, I'M A LITTLE LATE.Copy !req
485. LATE? YES, LATE.Copy !req
486. YOU EMBARRASS ME
IN FRONT OF MY CO-WORKERS,Copy !req
487. VIOLATED A GUILD LAW
YET AGAIN,Copy !req
488. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
YOU IGNORED MY CALL!Copy !req
489. WHAT? NEVER!
I-I LOST MY PHONE WHEN —Copy !req
490. [ CELLPHONE RINGING
AND BUZZING ]
MM.Copy !req
491. WHAT?Copy !req
492. DUDE, MANOLO GOT
THE MORPHO-MOBILE STARTED.Copy !req
493. NOT NOW.Copy !req
494. I'M HAVING A DISCUSSION
WITH MY —Copy !req
495. NEVER MIND. COME GET ME.Copy !req
496. PROFESSOR!Copy !req
497. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?Copy !req
498. I-I'M DISAPPEARING.Copy !req
499. YOU LOST SOMETHING,
PIZZA BOY?Copy !req
500. DON'T HIT ME!
I WAS JUST LEAV—Copy !req
501. OH. HI.Copy !req
502. YOU'RE THAT KID
FROM THE PARK.Copy !req
503. HEY. HANK VENT—Copy !req
504. THE ONE WHO WAS PEEPING
IN MY WINDOW LAST WEEK.Copy !req
505. OKAY, FIRST UP,
I WAS NOT PEEPING.Copy !req
506. I WAS TRYING
TO RESCUE YOU,Copy !req
507. DIDN'T KNOW
YOU CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER.Copy !req
508. SIDE NOTE —
I'M SUPER IMPRESSED.Copy !req
509. MISS ONG, YOU OKAY IN THERE?Copy !req
510. SIRENA!Copy !req
511. UH, THAT'D BE ME.
HI. I'M SIRENA.Copy !req
512. HEY, HEY, MISS ONG!
YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
513. I AM LEAVING.Copy !req
514. THOSE LOBSTER GUYS
ARE AFTER MECopy !req
515. 'CAUSE OUR DADS ARE ENEMIES
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
516. ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
517. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WHALE LICE.Copy !req
518. I KNOW, T-THAT'S SO STUPID.
AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
519. EH, I'VE RUN AWAY
FROM STUPIDER.Copy !req
520. HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
3... 2...Copy !req
521. YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO RISK YOUR
LIFE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME?Copy !req
522. I CAN'T SAY
I'M TOO IMPRESSED.Copy !req
523. OKAY, I'M GONNA
BUST THIS DOOR DOWN!Copy !req
524. HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE...Copy !req
525. YOU ALL RIGHT, MISS ONG?
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.Copy !req
526. YES, ROCCO, I'M FINE!Copy !req
527. I WAS JUST GETTING
SOME AIR.Copy !req
528. ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.Copy !req
529. I WAS VERY WORRIED.Copy !req
530. I WAS YELLING AND...Copy !req
531. SOOO... DO WE HAVE A DATE?Copy !req
532. AAAH!Copy !req
533. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
534. DR.
Don't fight it, boy.Copy !req
535. Your body is simply tryingCopy !req
536. to pass its residual nanobots
through your urethra.Copy !req
537. AAH!
Perfectly natural.Copy !req
538. OOH!
Oh, and, son...Copy !req
539. that's not all you passed.Copy !req
540. REALLY?
I GOT IN?Copy !req
541. MM-HMM.Copy !req
542. ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE
LEARNING BED MUST HAVE PAID OFF.Copy !req
543. Well, I also had
a pretty great study buddy.Copy !req
544. YOU SURE DID, SON.Copy !req
545. Aaah—Copy !req
546. GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE JUST MADE
OUR FIRST MIRACLE.Copy !req