1. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS,
SCARAMANTULA!
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2. AH,
BUT I ALREADY HAVE, DR. VENTURE.
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3. AND BEFORE I FINISH
THIS PRECOCIOUS '47 MONFORTINO,
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4. MY MECHA-TARANTULA
WILL FINISH A-YOU!
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5. ITALIAN SPIDER BOT.
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6. IF IT'S ENGINEERED
ANYTHING LIKE YOUR FIATS,
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7. WE'VE NAUGHT TO WORRY ABOUT.
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8. CHE COSA?
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9. AAH!
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10. WOW! THAT CHINAMAN'S DYNAMITE.
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11. WE GOT TO GET US ONE OF THOSE.
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12. I DON'T THINK HE'S ON OUR SIDE.
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13. GREAT WORK, KATO.
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14. COME
ON OUT, SCARAMANTULA.
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15. YOU'RE FINISHED.
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16. WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE BLUE MORPHO.
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17. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
JUST WALTZ IN HERE
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18. AND MUSCLE IN ON MY RACKET,
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!
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19. OOH-AH.
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20. IT'S "ANOTHER THINK COMING."
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21. GOD!
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22. NO NEED TO BE ALARMED,
DR. VENTURE.
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23. I'LL HAVE YOU FREE IN A JIFF.
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24. YOU'RE IN THE HANDS OF
THE BLUE... BLUE MORPHO.
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25. YES, I'VE HEARD OF YOU.
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26. NOTHING GOOD, I'M AFRAID.
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27. OW! WAIT A MINUTE.
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28. I'M NOT... OW!
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29. BUT AFTER THAT, THEY BECOME,
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30. HE SHOWS UP AGAIN IN ISSUE 36
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31. WHEN THEY TEAM UP
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32. YEAH, SUPER.
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33. NONE OF THIS EXPLAINS WHAT
HE WAS DOING IN MY BASEMENT.
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35. DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOUR DAD WAS THE BLUE MORPHO.
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36. PLEASE.
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37. MY FATHER WAS
A BOOZED-UP SOCIALITE
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38. WHO COLLECTED BUTTERFLIES
IN HIS COPIOUS SPARE TIME.
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39. NO WAY HE COULD'VE BEEN A SU...
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40. SUPERHERO?
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41. OW! DON'T... YOU... DARE!
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42. DUDE, MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY'S,
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43. LIKE, THE NUMBER-ONE
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44. COME ON, BUTTERFLIES?
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45. THINK ABOUT IT... BLUE MORPHO.
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46. WHAT THE IS A MORPHO?
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47. IT'S A KIND OF BUTTERFLY,
DINGUS.
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48. UH...
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50. IT'S JUST A LOT
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51. I MEAN, MY GOD...
"CRIME COMPUTER"?
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52. SO CORNY.
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53. WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD
A COOL CAR.
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54. NO DUH.
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55. SAY, DID BLUE MORPHO
EVER HAS HIS OWN COMIC BOOK?
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56. UH... CANCELED AFTER SIX ISSUES.
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57. NOT KIRBY'S BEST WORK.
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58. AW, COME ON, BROCK.
WHY NOT?
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59. BECAUSE IT'S
LIKE CHEATING, HANK.
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60. BUT SO IS FLYING IN AN AIRPLANE
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61. OR HAVING A FAKE LEG,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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62. WHICH I DO.
FOR THE LAST TIME... NO.
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63. YOU CANNOT HAVE
ANABOLIC STEROIDS.
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64. YOU WANT TO GET FIT?
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.
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66. PLEASE MAKING STOP.
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67. ONE MORE LAP,
SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE BOY.
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69. HEY, SHOE'S UNTIED.
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70. MADE YOU LOOK!
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71. HANK, THAT GAG
ONLY WORKS WITH...
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72. DEAN WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES?
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73. AH, LET'S GET YOU SOME WATER.
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74. BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE THAT GUY.
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75. HOHHH.
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76. AAH!
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77. OW!
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78. HARPOON TASE ME, BRO.
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79. HEY, HEY, HEY,
ARE YOU OKAY, MISS ONG?
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80. YEAH, QUIT BEING
SO HANDSY, ROCCO.
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81. YO, DANTE, LAY OFF HIM.
HE'S JUST A KID.
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82. HI.
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83. Pirate Captain: AH, ONCE THE
CONSUMER ELECTRONICS TOOK OFF,
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84. CHAIRMAN KIND OF LOST INTEREST
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85. IN ALL HIS
SUPER SCIENCE TINKERIN'.
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86. HE NEVER USED THIS HERE FLOOR
FOR NOTHING BUT STORAGE.
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87. I BET SHE'LL MAKE A FINE LAB...
BRIGHT AND TRUE.
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88. IT'S PERFECT, CAPTAIN.
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89. YEP, THIS IS WHERE
WERE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES.
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90. EH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING
FOR AN OFFICE WITH A VIEW.
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91. OH, MY GOD!
THIS PLACE IS SO COOL!
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92. YOU COULD FIT 50 QUIZ CAVES
IN HERE.
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93. HEY, I GOT NEXT.
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94. WHAT IS THAT THING?
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95. AH, THAT THERE IS THE GO-POD.
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96. CAR OF THE FUTURE KIND OF DEAL.
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97. ZERO EMISSIONS,
TITANIUM UNI-BODY.
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98. ELECTROMAGNETS ARE
WHAT KEEP HER AFLOAT.
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99. SEE? THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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100. LET'S TOSS THIS BABY INTO
PRODUCTION AND CALL IT A DAY.
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101. EH, WELL, DON'T PUNCH THE CLOCK
JUST YET THERE, DOC.
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102. SHE'S BEEN KNOW
TO CAUSE STERILITY
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103. AND HEART MURMURS
IN RHESUS MONKEYS.
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104. WAIT, WHAT?
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105. AAH!
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106. ALSO, SHE DON'T STOP SO GOOD.
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107. HEY, DR. BILLY. COOL CAR.
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108. Dr. BILLY, COME ON.
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109. WE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES
OR WHAT HERE?
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110. SO, AS REGARDS TO MOTION
ON THE FLOOR, ALL IN FAVOR...
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111. COUNCILMAN 1?
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112. HELLO? DR. MRS. WHATEVER NOW?
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113. HUH? OH, YEAH. SORRY.
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114. THEN IT'S SETTLED.
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115. WE SHALL OFFICIALLY INVITE
PROFESSOR PHINEAS PHAGE
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116. TO REJOIN THIS ESTEEMED COUNCIL.
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117. WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN.
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118. YEAH, BUT FIVE TO GO.
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119. FOUR, IF WE EVER FIND VENDATA.
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120. HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM HIM.
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121. NOT SINCE THAT DATE
AT DON HELL'S.
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122. WELL, WE CAN'T
HOLD HIS SEAT FOREVER.
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123. HAVE WE ANY OTHER BUSINESS?
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124. I, FOR ONE, WOULD LIKE TO THANK
OUR NEWEST MEMBER
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125. FOR HOSTING THIS MEETING
IN HIS LOVELY HOME.
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126. PLEASE, IT'S ME
WHO SHOULD BE THANKING YOU ALL
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127. FOR ACCOMMODATING
A DOTING FATHER ON THIS,
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128. HIS DAUGHTER'S SPECIAL DAY.
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129. I SAID I AM FINE, ROCCO!
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130. MARONE!
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131. QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND
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132. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
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133. SPIRITED GIRL.
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134. EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.
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135. BADHUL, SHOW OUR GUESTS WHERE
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136. TALK TO ME.
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137. EH, SOME KID IN THE PARK
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138. GOT A LITTLE TOO...
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139. SO WE GOT A LITTLE UNFRIENDLY
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140. WHERE ARE DANTE AND TURIO?
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141. THEY, UH... THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT.
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142. HUH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
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143. WE GET CAR RUNNING,
AND WE GIVE IT A FRESH COAT
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144. OF MIGHTY MONARCH MAROON
AND MARIGOLD.
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145. AND WHATEVER WE DO,
WE DO NOT TELL MY WI...
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146. HI, HONEY.
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147. NO, I DIDN'T HEAR THEM.
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148. I WAS IN THE... SHOWER... ING.
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149. OH, GOOD. YOU'RE GETTING READY.
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150. FOR THE PARTY.
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151. AT WIDE WALE'S.
I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK.
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152. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FORGET IT.
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153. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT.
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154. 'CAUSE I HATE THOSE PEOPLE.
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155. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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156. SWEETIE, THOSE PEOPLE
ARE MY COWORKERS.
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157. AND THEY'RE EXACTLY
THE PEOPLE YOU NEED TO IMPRESS
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158. IF YOU WANT TO UP YOUR RANK
IN THE GUILD.
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159. COME OOON!
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160. JUST MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
TURN ON THE OLD MONARCH CHARM.
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161. Monarch. Monarch. What?
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162. DUDE, YOU GOT TO GO TO THAT.
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163. I WANT TO STAY HERE
AND PLAY WITH MY NEW CAVE.
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164. THE LIST.
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165. THE GUYS ARCHING VENTURE
ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE THERE.
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166. WE COULD DO RECON. GOOD POINT.
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167. HEY, CAN 21 COME, TOO?
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168. NO HENCHMEN. WHAT?
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170. OKAAAY, I WILL. I...
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171. SORRY.
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172. OKAY, SEE YA SOON, HONEY BUNNY.
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173. SHE WANTS ME TO BRING WINE.
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174. HA! I SHOULD PISS IN IT.
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175. THERE'S THAT MONARCH CHARM.
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176. ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE...
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177. VEN-TECH DEEP-EARTH
MINING MECH...
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178. OH! HEY! WATCH IT!
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179. SORRY! SORRY.
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180. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ON.
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181. MINING MECH, MY ASS.
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182. PUT THAT THING AWAY AND
REFILE IT UNDER "MURDER BOT."
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183. NEXT.
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184. WHY ARE WE DIGGING THROUGH
J.J.'s PROJECT MORGUE ANYWAYS?
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185. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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186. INSPIRATION? A HEAD START?
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187. I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN
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188. I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
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189. NOT AS IN RUSTY VENTURE, I MEAN.
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190. YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
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191. BUT WE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO BE A COUPLE OF PATENT CLERKS.
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192. AND DON'T SAY EINSTEIN WAS
A PATENT CLERK... I KNOW.
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193. I THOUGHT YOU HIRED US
FOR OUR CREATIVE GENIUS.
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194. BILLY! CHECK IT OUT.
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195. WE ARE THE ROBOTS.
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196. POINT TAKEN.
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197. NICE.
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198. THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR
FIRST PAYCHECK, WHATEVER IT WAS.
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199. WHITE, GET OUT OF THAT THING
AND GET ME A DUST PAN.
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200. WHOA! GEEZ!
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201. UGH!
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204. WWWWHERE DID IT GO?
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205. AAH!
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208. Hey.
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210. Interactive... smart surface...
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211. You feeling okay?
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212. BROCK, ARE CANDIRU NATIVE
TO NEW YORK?
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214. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS
ON THAT COLLEGE TEST OF YOURS?
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216. Never mind.
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217. Are you still
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219. Yeah, sure.
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220. YAY! STUDY BUDDIES!
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221. OH, THIS.
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222. LOST IT IN THE WAR.
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223. OH, I LOATHE
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225. WHAT? TWO HEADS? GO FIGURE.
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226. GOD, IS THAT REDUSA?
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227. OOH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN AGES.
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229. DIDN'T YOU TWO HAVE A THING?
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230. IT WAS MORE OF A FLING.
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232. IT GOT TO BE MURDER ON MY BACK.
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233. HOT.
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234. YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER.
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235. I COULD BE YOUR WINGED MAN.
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236. GET YOU ANOTHER? WHAT ARE YOU
DRINKING THERE, STAR DUST?
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237. 'CAUSE YOU ARE
A RADIANT LITTLE THING.
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238. UHH... THANKS.
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239. I'M DOING OKAY.
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240. OH, YOU'RE WAY PAST OKAY,
BRIGHT EYES.
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241. THAT HEAVENLY BODY
COULD MAKE THE MOON JEALOUS.
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242. MM. YES.
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243. I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND.
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244. OOH, IT AIN'T LIKE THAT, LADY M.
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245. THIS HERE'S A BUSINESS CALL.
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246. NOT THAT IT AIN'T A PLEASURE.
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247. NAME'S COPY CAT.
MAYBE THINK OF ME NEXT TIME
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248. YOUR TRIBAL COUNCIL'S HAVING
A POW-WOW ABOUT NEW MEMBERS.
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249. I'M NOT SURE WE NEED SOMEONE
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250. WHO HIS SUPERPOWER SEEMS TO BE
BAD PICKUP LINES.
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251. WELL, I'M A MAN OF MANY TALENTS,
BUT MY BEST ONE
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252. IS BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME.
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253. A TALENT I WISH
MY HUSBAND SHARED ABOUT NOW.
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254. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I THINK I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.
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255. YOU GO ON, NOW.
GIVE THAT OLD MOON WHAT FOR.
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256. Wide Wale: AH, AH, AH.
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257. YOU'RE 18 TODAY,
PRINCESS, NOT 21.
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258. OH, EXCUSE ME. SUDDENLY YOU'RE
MR. LAW AND ORDER?
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259. WHAT'S EATING YOU, TADPOLE?
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260. AIN'T I MADE A NICE PARTY
FOR YOU?
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261. I NEVER ASKED FOR NO FANCY PARTY
WITH NO FOO-FOO FOOD.
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262. I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE
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263. WITHOUT THEM BUTTER GUARDS
OF YOURS
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264. WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME.
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265. AH, COME ON, DADDY KNOWS
WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.
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266. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WAS LITTLE?
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267. THERE WAS ONE THING IN THE WORLD
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268. THAT COULD ALWAYS
MAKE YOU SMILE.
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269. YES, SIR. ONE LARGE
PIE, EXTRA CHEESE, AND LITTLE A-CLAMS.
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271. HEY, A-NEW KID.
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272. GOT A DELIVERY FOR YOU...
BEST A-CUSTOMER.
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273. DON'T SCREW UP.
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274. YES, SIR!
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275. HANK VENTURE IS ON THE JOB!
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276. OH!
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277. HOLD IT!
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278. HOLD THE ELEVATOR!
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279. THANKS, DICK.
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280. MAY I HELP YOU?
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281. I DOUBT IT.
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282. YEAH, MIGHTY MONARCH.
MY WIFE INVITED ME.
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283. UH, JUST MINUTE, SIR.
YOU CANNOT GO INSIDE LIKE...
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284. UH, EXCUSE ME.
IS THIS APARTMENT FI...
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285. WHAT?
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286. BADHUL, IS THAT THE PIZZ'?
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287. OH-OOH.
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288. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
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289. ROCCO, COME HERE
AND PAY THE GUY, WILL YOU?
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290. UH,
THE PIZZA, SHE IS A-PIPPING...
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291. HOT.
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292. YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, GUY.
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293. WHAT DO WE OWE YOOOOU...
SON OF A BITCH!
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294. YOU! YOU GET OVER HERE,
YOU PIECE OF SH...
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295. HONEY! HEY!
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296. UH, SWEETIE!
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297. I'M HERE.
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298. YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE
HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE WEARING.
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299. WHA...
MY MIGHTY MONARCH OUTFI... OW.
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300. THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE, MY
LEGITIMATE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
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301. THIS IS NOT A COSTUME PARTY,
YOU LITTLE BUG.
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302. YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?
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303. REGRETTABLY,
THIS IS MY FACE, SIR.
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304. AND YOU BEAR IT WITH DIGNITY,
OLD FRIEND.
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305. YOU BE PROUD OF THAT FACE.
BUT YOU.
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306. YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE
BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT.
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307. HEY, NO NEED FOR A SCENE,
THERE MR. CLEAN.
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308. MY PAD'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.
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309. HOW ABOUT I SWING MR. MONARCH
ON DOWN THERE
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310. AND TUNE HIM UP PROPER LIKE
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311. WHOA. OH, YEAH.
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312. OH, GOD.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, RED?
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313. I think she wants to go
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314. THANKS FOR SAVING ME
BACK THERE, MAN.
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315. THE WIFE WOULD KILL ME
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316. IN FRONT OF HER WORK FRIENDS.
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317. OH,
HELL HATH NO FURY, EH, TOMCAT?
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318. COME ON.
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319. WHY SO GLOOMY, SWEET PERFUMY?
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320. HUBBY STILL A NO-SHOW?
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321. WELL?
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322. AH, GEEZ, DEAN.
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323. YOUR ESSAY READS
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324. EVERYTHING I WROTE WAS TRUE.
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325. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO TURN THE
GAS DOWN A NOTCH, SYLVIA PLATH.
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326. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING
YOURSELF TO THESE PEOPLE.
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327. WELL, H-HOW DO I DO THAT?
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328. LIKE RIGHT HERE... INSTEAD OF
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329. "DRAGGED ALL OVER KINGDOM COME
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330. BY MY SUPER-CONTROLLING FATHER,"
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331. YOU COULD WRITE SOMETHING LIKE
"EXPERIENCED WORLD TRAVELER."
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332. AND INSTEAD OF "NEVER LET ME GO
TO A 'REAL SCHOOL, '"
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333. JUST SAY YOU WERE HOMESCHOOLED.
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334. IN AN ELECTRONIC LEARNING BED
THAT LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE.
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335. BETTER YET, A VERY EXCLUSIVE
PROGRESSIVE SCHOOL,
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336. WHERE YOU HAD
A PERFECT ATTENDANCE RECORD.
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337. SO, YOU WANT ME TO LIE.
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338. EH, IT'S CALLED SPIN.
DO YOU TRUST ME?
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339. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
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340. WAIT.
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341. YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME STUDY
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343. WHEN ARE THEY?
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344. TOMORROW... MORNING.
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345. ALL RIGHT, SO,
NOTHING IN THE INVENTORY
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346. UNDER "SILVER GOO"
OR "MAGIC PUDDLE."
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347. WELL, DID YOU TRY "ROBOT WATER"?
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348. UH, NADA.
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349. OKAY, YOU GENIUSES
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350. I'VE GOT THE INVENTORY NUMBER
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351. VT-005-BB.
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352. ALL RIGHT.
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353. HERE WE GO. BINGO.
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354. VEN-TECH BIOBOT SERIES 5.
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355. THEY'RE, UH,
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356. AHA!
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357. TECHNICALLY, I GUESSED CLOSEST.
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358. BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT
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359. ONE OF THESE STUCK-UP,
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360. THIS IS SO SUPER-COOL OF YOU.
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361. OH, THINK NOTHING OF IT,
DOODLEBUG.
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362. SURE YOU DON'T MIND?
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY EXPENSIVE.
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363. MI CLOSET ES SU CLOSET,
COMPADRE.
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364. REALLY SHOULD WEAR MORE SUITS.
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365. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
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366. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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367. I MEAN, A GUY LIKE YOU...
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368. I'LL SAY IT...
CLASSICALLY HANDSOME.
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369. COME ON, NOW, BUDDY,
NOT SO BAD YOURSELF.
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370. THANKS.
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371. BUT YOU...
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372. YOU'D PROBABLY LOOK GOOD
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373. SEE? YOU EVEN MAKE THAT
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374. AW, WHAT IS THIS, NOW?
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375. UNH-UNH,
DON'T EVEN TRY IT, MONARCH.
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376. JUST TURN AROUND,
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377. WARNING YOU, MONARCH...
ONE MORE JAZZY LITTLE STEP,
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378. AND I'LL... YOU GET
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379. NO, BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO.
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380. WHAT IS THIS?
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381. WHAT, ARE YOU PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES NOW?
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382. I TOLD YOU TO FIND THOSE THINGS.
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383. IT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME.
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384. WE FOUND A TUTORIAL
FOR THE BIOBOT.
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385. IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, RUS.
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386. THEY'RE LIKE A MILLION TINY
DOCTORS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON CALL.
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387. YOU JUST DRIVE 'EM ANYWHERE
YOU WANT IN THE BODY. SEE?
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388. IF TWO SIDES OF A TRIANGLE...
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389. HAVE LENGTHS OF 5 AND 6,
THE PERIMETER OF THE TRIANGLE
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390. COULD BE WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING?
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391. "A," 11; "B," 24...
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392. IT, UH... IT WAS "C," 15.
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393. DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK
OR SOMETHING?
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394. AND... BOOM!
JUST LIKE THAT, ALL SECURED.
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395. HUH. OKAY,
THAT IS PRETTY AMAZING.
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396. YEAH, BUT WHY STOP THERE, HUH?
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397. WHY JUST CURE PEOPLE
WHEN YOU CAN IMPROVE THEM?
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398. STIMULATE THE MUSCLES,
GIVE THE ADRENAL GLANDS A SHOT.
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399. YOU CAN MAKE A MAN
VIRTUALLY SUPERHUMAN.
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400. NO, NO, MY STOMACH'S
PRETTY MUCH BETTER NOW.
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401. ACTUALLY, I FEEL PRETTY...
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402. AAH!
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403. YEAH, BUT THAT STARTS TO RAISE
SOME ETHICAL QUESTIONS.
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404. AND WHAT IF THIS TECHNOLOGY
FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, HUH?
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405. WITH A TOUCH OF A BUTTON, YOU
COULD, LIKE, STOP A GUY'S HEART.
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406. [ HEART BEATING LOUDLY, STOPS ]
HOO!
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407. YEAH, BUT IN THE RIGHT HANDS
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408. COULD JUST
START IT RIGHT UP AGAIN.
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409. COME ON, DEAN! COME ON!
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410. AAH!
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411. JUST THINK
WHAT THESE PUPPIES COULD DO
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412. WITH THE HUMAN BRAIN.
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413. JUST PARK THEM
IN THE CEREBRAL CORTEX,
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414. HOOK THEM UP TO THE INTERNET,
AND... BAM...
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415. YOU'RE READING,
LIKE, "GILGAMESH"
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416. IN THE ORIGINAL BABYLONIAN.
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417. WHAT THE HELL?
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418. AH, TOO HIGHBROW.
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419. IT'S MORE FUN TO JUST MAKE A GUY
TOTALLY CRAP HIMSELF, HUH?
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420. OKAY, TOUR'S OVER, FOLKS.
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421. NOW, CAN THIS TUTORIAL OF YOURS
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422. TUTOR YOU
HOW TO FIND THE REAL BIO-WHATS
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423. AND CALL THEM BACK OR SOMETHING?
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424. OH, YEAH, WELL, SURE.
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425. IT'S NO PROBLEM.
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426. HUH.
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427. THEY'RE, UH...
THEY'RE NOT RESPONDING.
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428. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I JUST THINK HE FEELS
THREATENED BY MY NEW POSITION IN THE GUILD,
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429. AND IT COMES OUT IN THESE
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, LITTLE WAYS.
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430. LIKE, TONIGHT, I MEAN,
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT ALREADY,
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431. AND WHERE IS HE?
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432. HOLY MACKEREL.
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
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433. WHAT, YOU SEE HIM? I-IS HE HERE?
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434. NO, HE'S ACROSS THE WAY,
OVER IN THAT THERE VENTURE PAD.
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435. OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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436. HE KNOWS HE'S NOT ALLOWED
TO ARCH A VENTURE.
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437. DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THAT
ARCHING PER SE.
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438. CLASSY BIRD, THERE,
THIS MONARCH.
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439. DOES HE DO
THIS KIND OF THING A LOT?
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440. MORE THAN I CARE TO ADMIT.
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441. DID HE JUST...
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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442. YOU KNOW,
YOUR HUSBAND'S GOT A REAL TALENT
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443. FOR IGNORING GUILD ARCH RIGHTS.
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444. TO SAY NOTHING OF BASIC HYGIENE.
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445. I...
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446. I THINK I'M...
GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.
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447. YOU GUYS,
CHECK THE BACK BEDROOMS.
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448. I'M GONNA CHECK THE HALL AGAIN.
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449. Red Mantle:
OH! YOUR TONGUE, DEAR.
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450. OH, YEAH, MAKE THE EARTH MOVE.
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451. BRING IT TO ME!
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452. OW! WHAT THE HECK?
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453. REDUSA DON'T DO THREESOMES,
YOU PERVERTS!
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454. REDUSA, WAIT!
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455. WAIT! I CAN PUT A BAG
OVER HIS HEAD!
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456. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND! PLEASE!
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457. BILLY, JIGGLE IT. I'M
JIGGLING THE DAMN PART.
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458. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
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459. Doc! Call Dr. Orpheus.
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460. I'm pretty sure
Dean is possessed.
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461. WHAT? POSS... GROW UP, BROCK.
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462. HE'S PROBABLY JUST NERVOUS
ABOUT HIS EXAMS.
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463. YEAH, WELL, NERVES MIGHT EXPLAIN
HIM THROWING UP HIS DINNER,
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464. BUT NOT THROWING ME
ACROSS THE ROOM
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465. Or how he could come back
from the dead
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466. and start ranting in Babylonian!
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467. WAIT. SHH! WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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468. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS BABYLONIAN?
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469. I don't know.
It could have been Sumerian.
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470. IT'S NOT REALLY
THE TAKEAWAY HERE, DOC.
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471. CALL THE EXORCIST!
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472. UHP, DUT, DUT, DUT, DUT.
JUST CALM DOWN, BROCK.
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473. I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S...
POSSESSING HIM.
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474. WHAT THE...
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475. WHAT? EH?
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476. W-WHAT?
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477. H-HONEY! WAIT! HEY, HONEY!
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478. UGH, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME...
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479. DON'T! JUST DON'T.
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480. UGH! I C...
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.
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481. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC.
SO, I'M A LITTLE LATE.
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482. LATE? YES, LATE.
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483. YOU EMBARRASS ME
IN FRONT OF MY CO-WORKERS,
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484. VIOLATED A GUILD LAW YET AGAIN,
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485. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
YOU IGNORED MY CALL!
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486. WHAT? NEVER!
I-I LOST MY PHONE WHEN...
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487. [ CELLPHONE RINGING
AND BUZZING ] MM.
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488. WHAT?
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489. DUDE, MANOLO GOT
THE MORPHO-MOBILE STARTED.
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490. NOT NOW.
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491. I'M HAVING A DISCUSSION
WITH MY...
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492. NEVER MIND. COME GET ME.
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493. PROFESSOR!
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494. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
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495. I-I'M DISAPPEARING.
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496. YOU LOST SOMETHING, PIZZA BOY?
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497. DON'T HIT ME! I WAS JUST LEAV...
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498. OH. HI.
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499. YOU'RE THAT KID FROM THE PARK.
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500. HEY. HANK VENT...
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501. THE ONE WHO WAS PEEPING
IN MY WINDOW LAST WEEK.
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502. OKAY, FIRST UP,
I WAS NOT PEEPING.
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503. I WAS TRYING TO RESCUE YOU,
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504. DIDN'T KNOW
YOU CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER.
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505. SIDE NOTE...
I'M SUPER IMPRESSED.
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506. Rocco:
MISS ONG, YOU OKAY IN THERE?
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507. SIRENA!
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508. UH, THAT'D BE ME.
HI. I'M SIRENA.
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509. HEY, HEY, MISS ONG!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
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510. I AM LEAVING.
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511. THOSE LOBSTER GUYS ARE AFTER ME
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512. 'CAUSE OUR DADS ARE ENEMIES
OR SOMETHING.
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513. ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.
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514. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WHALE LICE.
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515. I KNOW, T-THAT'S SO STUPID.
AM I RIGHT?
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516. EH, I'VE RUN AWAY FROM STUPIDER.
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517. HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
3... 2...
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518. YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO RISK YOUR
LIFE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
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519. I
CAN'T SAY I'M TOO IMPRESSED.
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520. OKAY, I'M GONNA
BUST THIS DOOR DOWN!
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521. HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE...
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522. YOU ALL RIGHT, MISS ONG?
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
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523. YES, ROCCO, I'M FINE!
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524. I WAS JUST GETTING
SOME AIR.
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525. ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
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526. I WAS VERY WORRIED.
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527. I WAS YELLING AND...
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528. SOOO... DO WE HAVE A DATE?
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529. AAAH!
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530. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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531. DR.
Don't fight it, boy.
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532. Your body is simply trying
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533. to pass its residual nanobots
through your urethra.
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534. AAH! Perfectly natural.
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535. OOH! Oh, and, son...
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536. that's not all you passed.
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537. REALLY? I GOT IN?
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538. MM-HMM.
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539. ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE
LEARNING BED MUST HAVE PAID OFF.
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540. Well, I also had
a pretty great study buddy.
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541. YOU SURE DID, SON.
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542. Aaah...
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543. GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE JUST MADE
OUR FIRST MIRACLE.
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544. WHOO! HIGH FIVE!
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