1. JUST PLEASE RETHINK THIS.Copy !req
2. DUDE, THIS'LL WORK.Copy !req
3. I KNOW THESE THINGS.
I'M A SCIENTIST.Copy !req
4. A COMPUTER SCIENTIST.Copy !req
5. THIS IS DANGEROUS! TRUST.Copy !req
6. YOU CAN'T PUT MOUTHWASH INTO
COOKIE BATTER. IT'S IDIOTIC.Copy !req
7. THERE'S, LIKE,
FLUORIDE AND CRAP IN THAT.Copy !req
8. FLUORIDE IS GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
9. AND TRY TO DENYCopy !req
10. THAT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
IS THE BEST COOKIE.Copy !req
11. JUST TRY.Copy !req
12. TO THE QUIZ CAVE!Copy !req
13. I HAVE A MASSIVE POWER FLUX
ON ALL CIRCUITS.Copy !req
14. ROBO-BO! STATUS UPDATE!Copy !req
15. ST. CLOUD HAS TAPPED INTO
OUR POWER GRID.Copy !req
16. ONE MORE BURST, AND WE'LL BE
FRIED LIKE SOUTHERN CHICKEN.Copy !req
17. SEND A GROUNDED Z-PULSE
THROUGH THE ELECTRICAL,Copy !req
18. THEN RUN DIAGNOSTICS
ON THE ECHO.Copy !req
19. CONFIGURE THE KICKBACK WAVESCopy !req
20. TO RESONATE AT THAT FREQUENCY.Copy !req
21. LET'S MAKE HIM
EAT HIS OWN FARTS.Copy !req
22. BRILLIANT, SIR,
BUT SLIGHTLY OFF-PUTTING.Copy !req
23. EAT IT, ST. CLOUD!Copy !req
24. Fools. Will you never learn?Copy !req
25. While you wasted your efforts
on a harmless monster truck,Copy !req
26. I had all the time in the world
to steal this from you.Copy !req
27. NO! THE HOLY OF HOLIES.Copy !req
28. THE SOURCE OF ALL OUR POWER.Copy !req
29. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT,
ST. CLOUD.Copy !req
30. I just did, Billy. Oh, boo.Copy !req
31. It'll be too late to stop meCopy !req
32. by the time you find
my mountain hideaway.Copy !req
33. So... maybe next year.Copy !req
34. Maybe no go.Copy !req
35. TO THE CONJECTU-CRAFT!Copy !req
36. UH, HEY, UH, I HAVE
A TEETH-CLEANING APPOINTMENTCopy !req
37. FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
38. HEY, CAN WE DO THIS TOMORROW?Copy !req
39. LIKE 10:00, 10:30?Copy !req
40. Well... I do a bunch of things
I flaked on,Copy !req
41. so I'm down for that.Copy !req
42. OKAY, NO, THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
43. I-I DIDN'T REALLY
SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
44. Okay. So, uh...Copy !req
45. I will get you, Quizboy...
At a reasonable hour.Copy !req
46. WAIT... IS THAT A... PIECE?Copy !req
47. HUH? PIECE OF WHAT?Copy !req
48. NO, I MEAN A GUN.Copy !req
49. I WAS ATTEMPTING TO USE
THE VERNACULAR OF THE STREETS...Copy !req
50. TRYING OUT NEW YORK RUSTY.Copy !req
51. WELL, THAT REALLY WORKED OUT
FOR YOU.Copy !req
52. YEAH, STRICT O.S.I. POLICY.Copy !req
53. CONGRATULATIONS, DOC,
YOU'RE A TOP-LEVEL CLIENT.Copy !req
54. WHAT IS THIS, DECAF?
IT TASTES LIKE OLD PUDDLE.Copy !req
55. IT'S CAFIX.Copy !req
56. I'VE NERVOUS BOWELS,
AND I THOUGHT...Copy !req
57. AH. THANK YOU, HELPER.Copy !req
58. UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO JBOT?Copy !req
59. WELL, HELLO, HANDSOME.Copy !req
60. LOOK WHO'S ON THE FRONT PAGE
AGAIN, BROCK.Copy !req
61. "C-E-OH-NO.Copy !req
62. SECOND VENTURE SON
DRIVES STOCKS INTO THE GROUND."Copy !req
63. DO YOU HAVE ANY REAL COFFEE?Copy !req
64. WHAT? I'M MIXING THINGS UP.Copy !req
65. GETTIN' SLAPPY
WITH THIS LITTLE COMPANYCopy !req
66. MY BROTHER TRUSTED ME WITH.Copy !req
67. NO REASON FOR STOCKHOLDERS
TO JUMP SHIP.Copy !req
68. YOU FIRED EVERYBODY
AND STARTED SPENDING.Copy !req
69. CAN YOU BLAME THEM?Copy !req
70. I'VE BIG PLANS
FOR VEN-WHATEVER. BUT FINE.Copy !req
71. I DON'T NEED A MUTINYCopy !req
72. BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T POST
A PICTURE OF THEIR LUNCHCopy !req
73. ON TWEET-TWEET OR WHATEVER.Copy !req
74. WHERE'S THAT IDIOT PIRATE? I'M
SURE HE KNOWS HOW TO FIX THIS.Copy !req
75. TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT HIM.
HE'S BACK ON TRANQUE.Copy !req
76. I... DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.Copy !req
77. I'M GOING OUT FOR COFFEE.Copy !req
78. YEAH, THIS GRAIN BEVERAGE
ISN'T CUTTING IT.Copy !req
79. I'D RATHER IRRITATE MY BOWELS.Copy !req
80. GET ME A COFFEE, TOO.
AND A PIRATE.Copy !req
81. NO.
I-I... DOUBLE NO! EXTRA NO!Copy !req
82. CHERRY-ON-TOP, GOLD-PLATED NO!Copy !req
83. ALSO... NO.Copy !req
84. SWEETIE, IT'S NOT A REQUEST.Copy !req
85. IT'S A POLITICAL AND TACTICAL
MOVE FOR THE GUILD.Copy !req
86. YOU CAN'T ARCH DR. VENTURE.
BUT IF WE...Copy !req
87. THIS GUILD THING WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE FOR OUR OWN GOOD!Copy !req
88. AND NOW YOU'RE STABBING ME
IN THE WINGS!Copy !req
89. ONCE WE GET THE GUILD
BACK ON ITS FEET,Copy !req
90. YOU CAN ARCH DR. VENTURE LATER.Copy !req
91. WE'LL BUMP UP YOUR LOW ARCHING
LEVEL AND FILE FOR SOME...Copy !req
92. WAIT... LOW ARCHING LEVEL?Copy !req
93. WAIT... WHAT LEVEL
ARE WE AT NOW?Copy !req
94. ON THE BOOKS, Y-YOU'RE A 6.Copy !req
95. BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU HADCopy !req
96. OVER 100 HENCHMEN
AND A FLYING COCOON.Copy !req
97. SO IF I WERE TO REASSESS,
I'D GO WITH 3, MAYBE 4.Copy !req
98. 3 OR 4?Copy !req
99. COME ON!
TANTRUM REX IS A LEVEL 4.Copy !req
100. TANTRUM REX!Copy !req
101. HE LOOKS LIKE THATCopy !req
102. "NOT THE MAMA, NOT THE MAMA"
BABY-DINOSAUR PUPPET.Copy !req
103. RIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT
IF WE WANT T...Copy !req
104. IT'S NOT JUST THE ARCHING LEVEL.Copy !req
105. THERE ARE LIKE A DOZEN VILLAINS
AHEAD OF YOU.Copy !req
106. VENTURE IS TOP DOG NOW.Copy !req
107. WILL YOU JUST TRUST ME?
I'M ON YOUR TEAM.Copy !req
108. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
109. OH, I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE YOU'RE
IN A GUILD JACKET, MAYBE?Copy !req
110. YEAH, BUT IF YOU JUST... JUST...Copy !req
111. I HAVEN'T UNPACKED MY BATHROBE.Copy !req
112. SEE? THAT'S, LIKE,
INAPPROPRIATE.Copy !req
113. THERE IS NO WAY
I COULD STAY MAD AT THAT.Copy !req
114. I'VE 10 MINUTES
BEFORE I LEAVE FOR ASSEMBLY.Copy !req
115. MAKE-UP SEX?Copy !req
116. ONLY IF YOU BUMP UP MY LEVEL.Copy !req
117. AND WEAR THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT?Copy !req
118. DEAL.Copy !req
119. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS SUCK.
MEETING ADJOURNED.Copy !req
120. WAY TO BE
TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL.Copy !req
121. HOLD ON, POOKUMS.Copy !req
122. I FORGOT SOMETHING
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
123. GET INTO HER FILES
AND GET US A LISTCopy !req
124. OF WHO'S AHEAD OF ME
FOR ARCHING VENTURE.Copy !req
125. I WANT NAMES,
ADDRESSES, SCHEDULES,Copy !req
126. STRENGTHS, WEAKNESSES...
THE WORKS.Copy !req
127. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES?
I NEED MORE TIME.Copy !req
128. SHE'S PUTTING ON
THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT!Copy !req
129. I CAN'T LAST
MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
130. I KNOW... I'LL PRETEND
I CAN'T FIND THE CLEANUP TOWELCopy !req
131. AND LEAVE HER CAKED IN MY STICKY
TRIUMPH FOR A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
132. WILL THAT HELP?Copy !req
133. I HATE
THAT YOU TELL ME THIS STUFF.Copy !req
134. OH, LOOK AT THIS HERE
DANGEROUS SITUATION!Copy !req
135. THAT BEASTIE IS A MAN-EATER!Copy !req
136. YE BETTER DART THAT MIGHTY BEAR!Copy !req
137. AND... AND I'D DART
THE PIRATE, AS WELL...Copy !req
138. FOR SAFETY!Copy !req
139. DART ME FOR SAFETY!Copy !req
140. DO NOT APPROACH THE BEAR.Copy !req
141. WE ARE GOING TO SUBDUE IT.Copy !req
142. HEY, HEY, HEY,
DON'T BOGART ME FIX!Copy !req
143. OHHH!Copy !req
144. THERE YOU ARE, ME LITTLE WHORE!Copy !req
145. JUST GET ON YOUR KNEES AND
GIVE THE PIRATE WHAT HE WANTS.Copy !req
146. WHY DON'T WE JUST FLY INCopy !req
147. AND STORM HIS ESTATE
WITH LASERS BLAZING?Copy !req
148. ONE, WE DON'T HAVE LASERS
TO BLAZE.Copy !req
149. TWO, I JUST REPAIRED
THE CONJECTU-CRAFTCopy !req
150. FROM THE LAST TIME WE DID THAT.Copy !req
151. UGH. FINE.Copy !req
152. ALL RIGHT, PARK IT.Copy !req
153. YOU'RE WASTING
IONIZED PHOSPHATES.Copy !req
154. WE REALLY NEED TO PUT WHEELS
ON THAT OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
155. I'LL USE
MY QUIZBOY GRAPPLING HAND!Copy !req
156. THAT'S IT?
IT DOESN'T PULL YOU UP?Copy !req
157. WHERE WOULD I HIDE
THE PNEUMATIC GEARS FOR THAT?Copy !req
158. MY ARM WOULD BE ALL HUGE,Copy !req
159. LIKE "THE MAN
WHOSE ARMS EXPLODED GUY."Copy !req
160. JUST CLIMB IT. UGH.Copy !req
161. THAT WAS THE SINGLE MOST
FRIGHTENING THINGCopy !req
162. EVER AIRED ON TV.Copy !req
163. OW! AH! O-OH!
DUDE, STOP! LET GO! STOP!Copy !req
164. WHAT? THAT KILLS!Copy !req
165. THIS THING IS ATTACHED
TO MY NERVES!Copy !req
166. GREAT DESIGN, BILLY.Copy !req
167. EHH. I CAN'T GET MY HAND
OFF THIS THING.Copy !req
168. WHITE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
169. YEAH, HEY, IT'S
CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES.Copy !req
170. CAN YOU CAPTURE US ALREADY?Copy !req
171. TA-DA. WE'RE IN.Copy !req
172. CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES!Copy !req
173. HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, BLACK,
AND A PIRATE, UNCONSCIOUS.Copy !req
174. LOOK AT HIM!Copy !req
175. UGH! GET HIM
OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM!Copy !req
176. HE SMELLS LIKE HE WENT
TO THE BATHROOM ON HIMSELF.Copy !req
177. MORE LIKE HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM ON ME.Copy !req
178. OH, YOU'RE
A TALENTED POLAR BEAR...Copy !req
179. ALL UP ON YOUR HIND PAWS.Copy !req
180. OH, HEY, I'M GONNA JUST TAKE
A WEE HIT OF THIS, MR. BEAR.Copy !req
181. THAT'S A REAL GUN, IDIOT.Copy !req
182. HANK, GO FIND YOUR BROTHER.Copy !req
183. I GOT A, UH, LITTLE JOB FOR YOU.Copy !req
184. YOU'RE 100% SURE
THIS IS THE ADDRESS?Copy !req
185. I MEAN,
WHAT KIND OF SUPERVILLAINCopy !req
186. LIVES IN PATERSON, NEW JERSEY?Copy !req
187. YEAH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.Copy !req
188. PLEASE. NEWARK TRUMPS PATERSON.Copy !req
189. AND WE HAVE A MANSION!Copy !req
190. YEAH,
YEAH, WELL, JUST ONE ADDRESSCopy !req
191. FOR BOTH
RESIDENCE AND SECRET LAIR.Copy !req
192. MAYBE THE HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF A SPACESHIP OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
193. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
194. HELLO, MA'AM. I'M JUST
GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE HERE.Copy !req
195. MY NAME IS THE MIGHTY MONARCH.
THIS IS MY HENCHMAN.Copy !req
196. UH, #21... OF 1.Copy !req
197. YOU ARE REDUSA, SUPERVILLAIN
IN LINE TO ARCH DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
198. SO IF I COULD
JUST GET YOUR SIGNATURECopy !req
199. STATING THAT YOU WAIVE
THIS PRIVILEGE,Copy !req
200. WE'LL JUST BE ON OUR WAY.Copy !req
201. AND OUR GRATITUDE
AND THIS COLLECTABLE MONARCH PENCopy !req
202. WILL BE YOUR REWARD.Copy !req
203. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
WHY YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE THAT,Copy !req
204. OR WHO YOU THINK I AM,Copy !req
205. BUT YOU'D BETTER GET OFF
MY PORCH BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.Copy !req
206. WELL, THAT WORKED GREAT.Copy !req
207. DRAG HER INSIDE.Copy !req
208. MOUSSE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY MADE HAIR MOUSSE ANYMORE.Copy !req
209. YOU HAD ALL MORNING.Copy !req
210. St. WELL,
YOU GUYS TOOK SO LONG,Copy !req
211. I THOUGHT I'D FRESHEN UP.Copy !req
212. PEI! BRING ME MY SOAP MITT.Copy !req
213. AND DON'T PLAY STUPID
ABOUT THE RED BALL.Copy !req
214. I KNOW WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
215. YES, IT'S A PROP
FROM DURAN DURAN'SCopy !req
216. "IS THERE SOMETHING
I SHOULD KNOW?" VIDEO.Copy !req
217. SURE IT IS, QUIZBOY.Copy !req
218. IT'S NOT
THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWERCopy !req
219. OR THE KEY TO HUMAN HISTORY
AT ALL.Copy !req
220. IT'S JUST A RED BOUNCY BALL
FROM A VIDEO.Copy !req
221. WHATEVS.Copy !req
222. HEY, HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
223. I'M IN FLOCK OF SEAGULLS.Copy !req
224. IS THAT HENRIETTA PUSSYCAT?Copy !req
225. THE HENRIETTA PUSSYCAT FROM THE
NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE?Copy !req
226. THE SAME.Copy !req
227. THANK YOU, PEI.Copy !req
228. I USE HER AS A SHOWER MITT.Copy !req
229. DOES THAT BOTHER YOU, QUIZBOY?Copy !req
230. IT'S SACRILEGE!Copy !req
231. THAT'S A PRICELESS ARTIFACT,Copy !req
232. AND A PART OF OUR COLLECTIVE
CHILDHOOD, YOU MONSTER!Copy !req
233. HEY, LOOK, LOOK!
I'M IN THE EXPLOITED.Copy !req
234. St. MMM. SHE'S
SUPER-ABSORBENT AND SO EXTRA-SOFT.Copy !req
235. AREN'T YOU, HENRIETTA?Copy !req
236. "MEOW, MEOW.
YES I AM. MEOW, MEOW."Copy !req
237. OH, YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
238. JUST GIVE US THE BALL!Copy !req
239. NO, I'VE GOT THIS WHOLE THING
PLANNED FOR THE BALL.Copy !req
240. I'VE GOT A WHOLE SET MADE
AND EVERYTHING...Copy !req
241. WORTH THE WAIT.Copy !req
242. WHAT, HENRIETTA? YOU WANT
TO WASH ME... DOWN THERE?Copy !req
243. WELL, BY ALL MEANS.Copy !req
244. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT DOINGCopy !req
245. WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING!Copy !req
246. BILLY, REMEMBER TOOL ACADEMY?Copy !req
247. WHERE AM I? HELL?Copy !req
248. OR A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW
THAT TAKES PLACE IN HELL?Copy !req
249. GETTING OFF TRANQUILIZER DARTS.Copy !req
250. FOR THIS, YOU WILL NEED
ONE BED... CHAINED TO.Copy !req
251. LADIES' SHIRT... PIRATE-SIZED.Copy !req
252. BEEF-FLAVORED TOMATO JUICE...
TWO JUGS OF.Copy !req
253. FRUIT SNACK... 10 FEET OF.Copy !req
254. COFFEE CAKE... CRUNCHY PART OF.Copy !req
255. PICTURE OF OLD PEOPLE DANCING.Copy !req
256. SYMPATHETIC KITTEN, TELEVISION,
"SHE'S ALL THAT" DVD.Copy !req
257. ONE BUCKET FOR URINE,
ONE FOR FECES, ONE FOR VOMITUS.Copy !req
258. OH, AND ONE FOR THE KITTEN.Copy !req
259. ALL RIGHT, TAKE A SEAT, SON.Copy !req
260. KRILL? LOTS OF OMEGA-3.Copy !req
261. NO. BUT THANKS.Copy !req
262. LOOKS REALLY... ARE THOSE ALIVE?Copy !req
263. TILL I CRUSH THEM IN MY MOUTH.Copy !req
264. SO...Copy !req
265. YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR ME?Copy !req
266. UH...
THERE WAS A-A THING.Copy !req
267. HM.Copy !req
268. DO I LOOK DIFFERENT TO YOU? HUH?Copy !req
269. BIGGER, MAYBE?
YOU KNOW, LIKE, UH, STRONGER?Copy !req
270. NO. I MEAN... YEAH.Copy !req
271. YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A VERY STRONG GUY.Copy !req
272. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN STRONG.Copy !req
273. OH, FUNNY. I-I CAN LIFT THIS
WITHOUT ANY EFFORT.Copy !req
274. MAYBE ALL THEM BEACHBODY DVDs
ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF.Copy !req
275. BECAUSE THIS CAN'T BE
LIGHTER THAN USUAL.Copy !req
276. YOU'D NEVER DO THAT TO ME,
WOULD YOU?Copy !req
277. SO IT'S ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
278. IT'S VENTURE.
HE REFUSED OUR PROTECTION.Copy !req
279. I-IF HE DOESN'T PAY US,
WE CAN'T PAY YOU.Copy !req
280. HE REFUSED YOUR PROTECTION?Copy !req
281. DOES HE UNDERSTAND
WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
282. OKAY!Copy !req
283. WELL... LET'S SEE
IF THE GOOD SHIP VENTURECopy !req
284. IS A STRONG AND MIGHTY VESSEL.Copy !req
285. SHE'S GOING ON
A NANTUCKET SLEIGH RIDE.Copy !req
286. SHE'S COMING TO.
SO, ARE YOU GONNA KILL HER?Copy !req
287. ME? I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER.Copy !req
288. NOBODY'S GONNA KILL HER!Copy !req
289. WE'RE GONNA JUST BE
MORE PERSUASIVE.Copy !req
290. OH, YEAH, I'LL JUST OFFER HER
ANOTHER FREE PEN.Copy !req
291. HOW COULD SHE REFUUUUSE
A FREE PEN?Copy !req
292. I WAS THINKING ON MY FEET.
COME ON!Copy !req
293. WELL, NOW THAT
YOU HAVE EXPERIENCEDCopy !req
294. THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH,Copy !req
295. OH, WHERE AM I? LET'S HAVE
THAT SIGNATURE, HUH, REDUSA.Copy !req
296. AAH!Copy !req
297. WHAT THE... DROP!Copy !req
298. KISS MY ASS!Copy !req
299. AAH! [ High-pitched ]
THAT'S REALLY IRONICAL.Copy !req
300. AAAH!Copy !req
301. OHHHH. OKAY, I GET HER NAME NOW.Copy !req
302. DON'T LOOK AT HER!Copy !req
303. LIKE THAT'S A PROBLEM.
SHE'S REPULSIVE.Copy !req
304. I'VE SEEN "CLASH OF THE TITANS"
ENOUGH TIMESCopy !req
305. TO KNOW WHAT GOES NEXT.Copy !req
306. YOU KNOW, THE HARRY HAMLIN
VERSION, OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
307. YEAH? TRY IT, FATTY.Copy !req
308. EXPLAIN TO THE GUILD
HOW YOU, A VILLAIN,Copy !req
309. KILLED ANOTHER VILLAIN.Copy !req
310. DUDE, I HAVE YOUR FILE.Copy !req
311. YOU NEVER RE-UPPED
YOUR GUILD MEMBERSHIP.Copy !req
312. I COULD POP OFF
YOUR LITTLE HEAD LEGALLY.Copy !req
313. OR I COULD LEAVE IT ON
YOUR NECK, YOU GO TO THE GUILD,Copy !req
314. AND TELL THEM YOU'RE
NOT INTERESTED IN VENTURE.Copy !req
315. LOOK, VENTURE IS A DOUCHE, OKAY?Copy !req
316. WE'RE DOING YOU A FAVOR HERE.Copy !req
317. YOU STILL GET TO KEEP
THE FREE PEN.Copy !req
318. AW, PALLY, YOU'RE, LIKE,
A WICKED-BAD PIRATE.Copy !req
319. AAH! I'M A GOOD PIRATE!Copy !req
320. PIIIRRAAATE!Copy !req
321. NO! NO, BABY!Copy !req
322. NO! NO!Copy !req
323. YOU'RE AN INCOMPETENT
BUSINESSMAN.Copy !req
324. NO, CHAIRMAN! I'M GOOD!Copy !req
325. AAH! NO, NO!Copy !req
326. PIRATE. PIRATE! AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
327. I NEED HELP
WITH MY DAMN COMPANY. PIRATE!Copy !req
328. IS THAT HIS NAME? JUST PIRATE?
RIGHT?Copy !req
329. OOH! CAN WE NAME HIM?Copy !req
330. I THINK "SIR REGINALD
VON PIRATE GUY" IS COOL.Copy !req
331. HE'S NOT A PET PIRATE.Copy !req
332. W-W-WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
333. AN INTERVENTION.Copy !req
334. YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?Copy !req
335. I SEE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
THAT LOVE YOU...Copy !req
336. LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY...Copy !req
337. AND THEY FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE LOSING YOU.Copy !req
338. EH. IS THAT ME POOP
IN THAT BUCKET THERE?Copy !req
339. VERY MUCH SO.Copy !req
340. Brock-star, this is Mr. Chin.Copy !req
341. Emergency call from Mr. Chin.Copy !req
342. DON'T DO THAT. DRIVES ME NUTS.Copy !req
343. So fun!Copy !req
344. Oh. I see you're wearing
the gun. Impressed.Copy !req
345. YEAH. IT'S NOT LOADED.Copy !req
346. Now I'm double impressed.Copy !req
347. Anyway, just got windCopy !req
348. of a level-10 arching
coming your way.Copy !req
349. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALREADY?Copy !req
350. I'M NOT EVEN SET UP OVER HERE.
Welcome to New York.Copy !req
351. Your idiot employer didn't
pay off the local talent,Copy !req
352. so you're gonna be
taught a little lesson.Copy !req
353. WHO'S THE TEACHER? Chester Ong.Copy !req
354. In the '80s, he worked
with his brother Doug,Copy !req
355. trying to find a cure for cancer
in cuttlefish DNA.Copy !req
356. You know the drill...
Experiments on himself,Copy !req
357. Gets all f-reaky looking,
goes into villainy.Copy !req
358. He goes by "Wide Wale"
these days.Copy !req
359. OKAY, HOW FAST
CAN I GET A SCRAMBLE?Copy !req
360. I NEED RONINS, STUN MINES,
60 FEET OF LASER FENCE,Copy !req
361. AT LEAST... Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
362. This is going down
any moment, my love.Copy !req
363. You're in this alone.Copy !req
364. INTO THE PANIC ROOM!
EVERYBODY! NOW!Copy !req
365. YES, WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR SETUP.Copy !req
366. MY GOD! JUST GIVE
YOUR EVIL SPEECH ALREADY!Copy !req
367. SEE THE PYRAMID?Copy !req
368. THE TIME MACHINE FROM THE VIDEO?Copy !req
369. YEAH, I BOUGHT THAT.Copy !req
370. YES! JUST GO!Copy !req
371. THIS IS THE "PLEASE PLEASE
TELL ME" BALL...Copy !req
372. FORMED BY MARC BOLAN,
INFLATED BY ROXY MUSIC,Copy !req
373. ITS POWER PASSED DOWN TO EVERY
NEW ROMANTIC BAND EVER SINCE.Copy !req
374. IT'S A PROP FROM AN '80s VIDEO.Copy !req
375. WITHOUT THIS BALL,Copy !req
376. THE NEW ROMANTICS
COULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.Copy !req
377. DURAN DURAN WOULD BE
A JOCK-ROCK BAND.Copy !req
378. YOU'RE COMPLETELY NUTS!Copy !req
379. IT'S A RED RUBBER BALL!Copy !req
380. IMAGINE... NO SPANDAU BALLET
TO WRITE "IF YOU LEAVE."Copy !req
381. JOHN HUGHES
IS WITHOUT INSPIRATION,Copy !req
382. FORCING MOLLY RINGWALD TO REMAIN
ON "THE FACTS OF LIFE."Copy !req
383. HER PLUCKY CHARM
PROPELS THE SHOW INTO LEGEND,Copy !req
384. ALLOWING KIM FIELDSCopy !req
385. TO SUCCESSFULLY RUN
FOR PUBLIC OFFICE.Copy !req
386. SO TELL ME, QUIZBOY,
ARE YOU PREPAREDCopy !req
387. FOR A WORLD OF JOCKS
LED BY PRESIDENT TOOTIE?Copy !req
388. IT'S A USELESS COLLECTIBLE!Copy !req
389. JUST GIVE US THE BALL,
ST. CLOUD!Copy !req
390. YOU WANT THE BALL?Copy !req
391. HERE. TAKE THE BALL.Copy !req
392. PSYCH!Copy !req
393. N-NO, NO, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
394. HERE. YOU CAN HAVE THE BALL.Copy !req
395. OH, PSYCH!Copy !req
396. COULD YOU BE ANY MORE LAME?Copy !req
397. HERE. I WAS JUST KIDDING.Copy !req
398. OHH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
399. I... UH, REFLEX?Copy !req
400. REFLEX IS A LONELY CHILD
WHO IS WAITING BY THE PARK.Copy !req
401. ALL RIGHT, FINE! HAVE THE BALL!Copy !req
402. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
403. OH, GOODY. THE DENOUEMENT.Copy !req
404. WELL, AS YOU KNOW,Copy !req
405. THIS PYRAMID IS
A PORTAL TO THE OLD WEST.Copy !req
406. I'M GOING TO SEND THE BALL
BACK IN TIME.Copy !req
407. THAT IS, UNLESS YOU SELL ME
YOUR COMPANY,Copy !req
408. CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES...Copy !req
409. FOR A SINGLE PENNY.Copy !req
410. YOU'RE BARELY A RENT-A-COP.Copy !req
411. IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL,
I'M BARELY A TOUR GUIDE.Copy !req
412. THIS IS A FLASHLIGHT, NOT A GUN.Copy !req
413. BUT I'M ALL YOU GOT.Copy !req
414. ALL YOU GOT, SIR!Copy !req
415. OKAY. FAIR POINT.Copy !req
416. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WIDE WALE?
CLASS ACT.Copy !req
417. ONE OF THE ONG BROTHERS,
JOINED THE GUILD IN '87.Copy !req
418. RUTHLESS, BUT PLAYS IT SAFE.Copy !req
419. RUNS WITH ABOUT 40 HENCHMEN,
4 PRIVATE GUARDS, 1 VALET.Copy !req
420. SINCE 1995, HE'S BEEN, UH...Copy !req
421. WHOA! HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?Copy !req
422. BROCK, I USED TO BE
A SUPERVILLAIN,Copy !req
423. AND I WAS IN THE O.S.I.Copy !req
424. I CAN TELL YOU WHERE KING
GORILLA USED TO HIDE HIS PORN.Copy !req
425. ALL RIGHT,
SO, HOW DOES WIDE WALE MOVE?Copy !req
426. OH, SUBMARINE. HE TAKES THE OLD
SEPTIC AND DRAINAGE LINES.Copy !req
427. HE'LL BE COMING THROUGH
THE FLOOR MOST LIKELY...Copy !req
428. UH, KIND OF HIS THING.Copy !req
429. SO, WHAT DO WE GOT, SERGEANT?Copy !req
430. WELL... LOBBY, SO, UH,Copy !req
431. ALL YOU GOT IS THE OLD CRAP
YOU SEE LYING AROUND,Copy !req
432. ONE OVERWEIGHT TOUR GUIDE,Copy !req
433. AND YOUR PISTOL,
THAT IS CLEARLY NOT LOADED.Copy !req
434. WENT TO THE ZOO TODAY.Copy !req
435. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU WENT TO THE ZOO?Copy !req
436. JET-POWERED AUTOMATED TRAINS,
CONVEYER BELTS ON THE STREETS,Copy !req
437. PLUG-IN REPLACEABLE KIDNEYS...
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
438. NOT THIS "ANGRY BIRDS" NONSENSE
MY BROTHER DID.Copy !req
439. OH, NO, I GET IT.Copy !req
440. VEN-TECH JUST
AIN'T SET UP FOR THAT.Copy !req
441. VEN-TECH?
THIS BUILDING WAS MY FATHER'S.Copy !req
442. IT'S BUILT ON
MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S BUILDING.Copy !req
443. THAT'S THE LEGACY...
A LEGACY OF SUPER SCIENCE!Copy !req
444. A LEGACY OF LOOKING AT TOMORROW
LIKE IT HASN'T COME YET.Copy !req
445. AND WHEN IT'S HERE,
IT'LL BE AMAZING.Copy !req
446. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO
LIVE IN REALITY, DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
447. YOU RUN A CORPORATION.Copy !req
448. YOU GOT SHAREHOLDERS
AND PRODUCTS WHAT NEED UPDATES.Copy !req
449. YE GOT TO PAY THE BILLS,
DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
450. WELL, WHY CAN'T YOU DO BOTH?Copy !req
451. UH, HOW? WHAT?Copy !req
452. KEEP THE PUBLIC FACE
THAT'S ALREADY FUNCTIONINGCopy !req
453. AND SET UP A TEAM TO WORK ON
THE SPECULATIVE ENGINEERING.Copy !req
454. HM. HOW ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
455. COULD WORK.
YEAH. THAT COULD WORK.Copy !req
456. NICE WORK, DEAN.Copy !req
457. NICE WORK. NOW LET'S
GET BACK TO MY IDEA.Copy !req
458. TWO WORDS... MOON CIRCUS.Copy !req
459. IF THERE'S NO NEW ROMANTICS,Copy !req
460. T-THEN STUFF LIKE NU ROCK
WOULDA HAPPENED WAY EARLIER.Copy !req
461. I MEAN, LINKIN PARK AND
SYSTEM OF A DOWN WOULDA FORMEDCopy !req
462. IN THE '80s, AND THAT
WOULDA RUINED FUTURE HIP-HOP.Copy !req
463. AND WITH NO GOOD HIP-HOP,
THERE'S NO RZA.Copy !req
464. AND I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO
SIDE "A" OF "WU-TANG FOREVER."Copy !req
465. WE HAD TO DO IT.Copy !req
466. JUST THINK OF WHAT YOUR HAIR
WOULD LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
467. WELL, NOW WE HAVE NOTHING.Copy !req
468. ROBO-BO, ALL OUR INVENTIONS,
OUR HOME...Copy !req
469. ALL SOLD TO ST. CLOUD.Copy !req
470. ALL WE HAVE IS THAT STUPID BALL
THAT YOU THINK IS MAGIC,Copy !req
471. BECAUSE YOU'RE A... A DREAMER.Copy !req
472. WELL, THIS WAS YOUR DREAM, TOO.Copy !req
473. YEAH... WAS.Copy !req
474. WHITE... IT IS MAGIC.Copy !req
475. WHY WOULD YOU DOUBT THAT?Copy !req
476. IT'S THE "PLEASE PLEASE
TELL ME" BALL.Copy !req
477. IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.Copy !req
478. WE SAVED THE WORLD. WE DID.Copy !req
479. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, BILLY?Copy !req
480. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
481. WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE
WHEN WE COME TO IT.Copy !req
482. ABOUT TO PENETRATE
THEIR SECRET CAVE,Copy !req
483. JONAS HAD TO MAKE HIS MOVE,Copy !req
484. POURING AN ESTIMATED 4 TONS
OF LIQUID NITROGENCopy !req
485. INTO THE RIVER...Copy !req
486. HEY, HEY, YO, YO, YO!
STOP SHOOTIN'! STOP SHOOTIN'!Copy !req
487. NOBODY IS HERE.Copy !req
488. WE GOT STOOD UP.Copy !req
489. WHAT DO WE DO?
THIS IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
490. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE
IT'S MY FAULT FOR SOME REASON?Copy !req
491. RIGHT?
LIKE WE DID SOMETHING WRONG.Copy !req
492. WAIT, WAIT.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. SHHH.Copy !req
493. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
494. PLEASE LET ME
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTIONCopy !req
495. TO THE TREASURE OF CHURUMUCUO.Copy !req
496. WEIGHING 30 POUNDS
OF AZTEC GOLD,Copy !req
497. THIS MASK IS CONSIDERED
PRICELESS.Copy !req
498. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
STANDING AROUND FOR, HUH?Copy !req
499. WHAT, ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR THE GIFT SHOP?Copy !req
500. GO GET ME THAT MASK!Copy !req
501. IT WAS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
502. YOU MOVE LIKE A THIN GUY,
BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE BEEFY.Copy !req
503. YEAH, THIS TIME, I DID KICK ASS.Copy !req
504. UP TOP, MY MAIN HENCHMAN.Copy !req
505. YEAH, YOU THINK
REDUSA'S GONNA DO WHAT WE SAID?Copy !req
506. NO, I THINK SHE'S GONNA
TATTLE ON ME TO MY WIFE.Copy !req
507. WE NEED ANOTHER METHOD.Copy !req
508. MR. MONARCH,
I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
509. YOUR WIFE NO HOME,
SO I WAIT FOR YOU.Copy !req
510. YOU'RE NO GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
511. I KNEW
YOU SPOKE ENGLISH!Copy !req
512. AND THEN WE HIT SOLID STEEL.Copy !req
513. SO I SENT THE WORKERS HOME
BECAUSE OF THIS.Copy !req
514. GET ALL READY FOR NUTTY CRAZY.Copy !req
515. LA-DA!Copy !req
516. I NO GO INSIDE.Copy !req
517. MUY CREEPY.Copy !req
518. MANOLO, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,Copy !req
519. EVEN THOUGH YOU LIED TO ME
ABOUT NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH.Copy !req
520. NOW GO HOME AND DO NOT
TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
521. ESPECIALLY MY WIFE.Copy !req
522. UGH. IT SMELLS
LIKE BLUE CHEESE DOWN HERE.Copy !req
523. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME!Copy !req
524. HE, UH, TOOK THE BAIT AND LEFT?Copy !req
525. NOW HE'S GOT A TUMBAGA MASK
THAT'S MOSTLY COPPER.Copy !req
526. HELL OF A PLAN, BROCK.Copy !req
527. HEY, UH, HOW'S YOUR BACK?Copy !req
528. I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW MUCH HE WEIGHED.Copy !req
529. I THINK TRANQUILIZERS
MAKE BODIES WEIGH MORE.Copy !req
530. SO, UH, TAKE THE CLOTH ELEVATOR
DOWN? BUY YOU A BEER?Copy !req
531. WELL, UH, STILL AN ALCOHOLIC,
BUT, UH...Copy !req
532. AH, HECK, I'LL JUST GO
TO AN EXTRA MEETING.Copy !req
533. IT'S ON ME.Copy !req
534. ONE, TWO, THREE!Copy !req
535. YEAH, WELL, IT WAS LIKE STEALING
LILIES FROM A CORPSE, BADHUL.Copy !req
536. YEAH, HAULED IN EASILY 700 GRAND
IN AZTEC TREASURE.Copy !req
537. YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE!Copy !req
538. APPARENTLY, WE HAD VISITORS.Copy !req
539. WE HAVE BEEN PRANKED.Copy !req
540. HI-FREAKIN'-LARIOUS.Copy !req
541. HEY! SHH, SHH.Copy !req
542. I HEAR YOU BREATHIN'.Copy !req
543. WHO'S THERE? COME ON OUT HERE!Copy !req
544. GOOD MORNING, PETER.Copy !req
545. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
546. IT'S OUR ARCHENEMY
AND OWNER OF OUR LIFE.Copy !req
547. TELL HIM TO DIE!Copy !req
548. WHAT, YOU COME HERE
FOR BREAKFAST?Copy !req
549. NO, I'M JUST HERE TO INFORM YOU
THAT I SOLD YOUR COMPANYCopy !req
550. AND YOUR MISERABLE HIDES
FOR A CONSIDERABLE PROFIT.Copy !req
551. OH, WAIT...
THAT'S GLOATING, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
552. OH, WELL. HERE'S THE INFO.Copy !req
553. TA-TA, LOSERS. MM.Copy !req
554. UGH. LOOK AT HIS HIPS.Copy !req
555. I SWEAR THAT GUY
TAKES ESTROGEN PILLS.Copy !req
556. PACK YOUR BAGS, WHITE.Copy !req
557. WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK CITY!Copy !req