1. The big top got
a little smaller today,Copy !req
2. and the world got a little
less funny.Copy !req
3. Boggles The Clue Clown has
told his last joke.Copy !req
4. Sovereign has called an emergency meetingCopy !req
5. to appoint Councilman Four's
replacement.Copy !req
6. His name was Boggles,
you chromium crossbreed!Copy !req
7. Stuff your meeting!
I'm mourning here!Copy !req
8. My apologies,
Red Mantle/Dragoon hybrid.Copy !req
9. I know you men were close.
- They were close.Copy !req
10. I never much cared for the man.Copy !req
11. I found his jokes tedious,
his riddles obvious...Copy !req
12. Oh, the two of you!Copy !req
13. Honestly, if you hate Boggles
so much,Copy !req
14. why don't you go over there
with those dicks?Copy !req
15. Can't believe he's really gone.Copy !req
16. Right? Who the hell are we
gonna fight now?Copy !req
17. Language, chum.
And stay alert.Copy !req
18. If I know The Clue Clown,Copy !req
19. he's got one last trick
up his puffy sleeve.Copy !req
20. Ptchoo! Gotcha!Copy !req
21. Ptchoo! Ptchoo! Ptchoo!
Direct hit.Copy !req
22. Find your light, ladies.Copy !req
23. Smile.
You're on covert camera.Copy !req
24. All right, just take it easy
on the equipment there.Copy !req
25. Anyone else find it
a little convenientCopy !req
26. the one guy on the Council
Monstroso I.D.'dCopy !req
27. suddenly dropped dead?Copy !req
28. There's nothing convenient
about heart disease,Copy !req
29. I can assure you, Agent Samson.Copy !req
30. Especially when your ticker
taps outCopy !req
31. behind the wheel
of your clown car.Copy !req
32. Heard it took 20 minutes
to pull his Hench-clowns outCopy !req
33. before they could even
get to him.Copy !req
34. I just hope Hunter's
hunch is rightCopy !req
35. and some of his Council
cronies show upCopy !req
36. to pay their respects.Copy !req
37. It was Boggles' last wish
that I read this.Copy !req
38. "To Captain Sunshine,
my longtime nemesis.Copy !req
39. What kind of jack won't
help you fix a flatCopy !req
40. or score a royal flush
or plug your phone in?Copy !req
41. The answer may surprise you."Copy !req
42. Shucks, that one's easy.Copy !req
43. Shh! Flat, flush, phone...
Boggles, you fiend!Copy !req
44. What does it mean?Copy !req
45. Too soon!Copy !req
46. He always said he'd have
the last laugh.Copy !req
47. He was always wrong.Copy !req
48. No! No-o-o-o!Copy !req
49. No. Get off me!Copy !req
50. Hold up.
I think we've got an elemental.Copy !req
51. Boom! Yummy.
What's he look like?Copy !req
52. She's an earth mover,
about 5'7", two heads.Copy !req
53. Great.
Now my hand's all dirty, too.Copy !req
54. Have you concluded
your mourning, Red Mantle?Copy !req
55. You again?
Good god, man.Copy !req
56. Have you no humanity
left in you whatsoever?Copy !req
57. This is why you have no
friends, Vendata.Copy !req
58. His name is Vendata.Copy !req
59. Guild cyborg, started henching
in the late '70s,Copy !req
60. earned level-1 status
with a stringCopy !req
61. of high-profile super crimes
in the '80s.Copy !req
62. Largely inactive since '98.Copy !req
63. And a dead ringer for
Councilman ♪1.Copy !req
64. All right,
this is it, sports fans...Copy !req
65. The brass ring.Copy !req
66. If we can get to this guy,
we can get to the Guild.Copy !req
67. So, what else
do we know about him?Copy !req
68. Someone must have built him, right?Copy !req
69. I've tried searching
earlier records,Copy !req
70. but all of that data is classified.Copy !req
71. As you know, I don't have
clearance to...Copy !req
72. - I sure as hell do.
- Okay.Copy !req
73. So, um, should I not look, or...Copy !req
74. There it is. "Vendata...
Formerly known as Venturion.Copy !req
75. Cyborg prototype built by
Venture industries circa 1976."Copy !req
76. - He's The Bicentennial Man.
- Whoa.Copy !req
77. Old Jonas pulled some strings
to get that buried.Copy !req
78. - I'm not listening.
- Hmm.Copy !req
79. "Project abandoned after subject
exhibited erratic behavior,Copy !req
80. attempted to strangle
Rusty Venture."Copy !req
81. Been there.Copy !req
82. So, uh, how do we put the screws
to a rogue robocop?Copy !req
83. Simple... check out
this morning's Guildslist.Copy !req
84. "Bot seeks bot.Copy !req
85. Mature professional man of metalCopy !req
86. looking to make a meaningful
connection"?Copy !req
87. A cyborg placed a personals ad.Copy !req
88. Well, he's still half a man,
ain't he?Copy !req
89. Now we know which half.Copy !req
90. Everyone gets lonely...
sometimes.Copy !req
91. They're not as lucky as us.Copy !req
92. "Might we make good alloys."Copy !req
93. What's that, a typo?
Does he mean allies?Copy !req
94. Cyborgs don't make typos.Copy !req
95. It's a pun... a god-awful one,
but that's our in.Copy !req
96. Classic honey trap.Copy !req
97. Sir, I'm willing to volunteer
for this mission.Copy !req
98. Mm, nope. Sorry, Goldie.
You ain't his type.Copy !req
99. Well, I'm not doing a robot.Copy !req
100. Well, then, who is?Copy !req
101. Appreciate you coming in
on such short notice.Copy !req
102. We wouldn't have called
if it wasn't real important.Copy !req
103. I am glad to be of assistance.Copy !req
104. We are all on the same team,
right?Copy !req
105. And teamwork is what it's all about,Copy !req
106. so it is with great pleasureCopy !req
107. that I officially introduce
the new Councilman FourCopy !req
108. to our little family.Copy !req
109. Thanks, guys.
Really looking forward...Copy !req
110. So, if there's no other
business,Copy !req
111. I hereby adjourn this sessionCopy !req
112. of the Council of 13.Copy !req
113. Wait, is that it?Copy !req
114. First new member in,
like, 15 years.Copy !req
115. Shouldn't we celebrate
or something?Copy !req
116. Yes! Take the new guy out?Copy !req
117. Welcome him to the team?Copy !req
118. There will be no celebration!Copy !req
119. Anonymity is essential to the
business of this committee.Copy !req
120. Oh, please.
Whom are we trying to kid?Copy !req
121. We all know who we really are,
and the new guy...Copy !req
122. Well, it's clearly Phage.Copy !req
123. Look at his head,
for god's sake.Copy !req
124. Councilmen Three and Eight,
I am willing to overlookCopy !req
125. your indiscretion
at The Clue Clown's funeral.Copy !req
126. I didn't want to do that!Copy !req
127. But I will tolerate no
further violations of Council code.Copy !req
128. Meeting adjourned.Copy !req
129. You guys still here?Copy !req
130. Right.
Where are we doing this?Copy !req
131. Uh, why don't y'all just
swing by my club tonight?Copy !req
132. Drinks on the house.Copy !req
133. I can't make it tonight,
guys. I'm sorry.Copy !req
134. Tele-screening in
from Phoenix.Copy !req
135. The grandkids are here.Copy !req
136. Oh, I have, uh,
youth group tonight.Copy !req
137. And, uh, uh, I'm on the moon.Copy !req
138. I cannot attend either.Copy !req
139. Oh, good-time Charlie
can't make it.Copy !req
140. Big surprise.Copy !req
141. What, do you have a hot date?Copy !req
142. - Ooh.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
143. It is more just dinner with...
With a friend.Copy !req
144. Oh, since when do you
have friends?Copy !req
145. Who is this "friend"?
A Cuisinart?Copy !req
146. This jocularity is quite amusing,Copy !req
147. but I really must go.Copy !req
148. I am programmed for strict punctuality.Copy !req
149. So, how about the rest of you?
Should we carpool?Copy !req
150. Oh, we're all so spread out.Copy !req
151. Let's just meet at the club
around 9:00.Copy !req
152. Done deal.
It's a party, then.Copy !req
153. So much for your precious
anonymity.Copy !req
154. Least I tried.Copy !req
155. And you... moon.
You're coming out.Copy !req
156. Nice. The tech boys did a good job.Copy !req
157. You look just like him.Copy !req
158. Now, remember,
your name is Galacticon.Copy !req
159. You downloaded his profile?
You got it all memorized?Copy !req
160. Fingers. Fingers.Copy !req
161. Pay attention, Ghost Robot.Copy !req
162. Galacticon.
My name is Galacticon.Copy !req
163. Level-3 terror-bot,
Guild member five years.Copy !req
164. I work out of Tucson.Copy !req
165. That's my bot.
All right, he's ready.Copy !req
166. - Where do I stick this?
- Not gonna go there.Copy !req
167. There is no need.Copy !req
168. I have a wire built
into my head.Copy !req
169. Okay.
Better head in.Copy !req
170. Something tells me this guy's
the punctual type.Copy !req
171. So, where do you guys want me...
On that ridge over there?Copy !req
172. Honey of a shot from over there.Copy !req
173. No, Headshot.
Just... hang tight for now.Copy !req
174. Yeah, you just park that cute
little derriere of yoursCopy !req
175. right here.Copy !req
176. You know, enough, Shore Leave.Copy !req
177. We're all just a little tiredCopy !req
178. of the whole sassy,
gay-guy schtick, okay?Copy !req
179. You know I'm with Amber.Copy !req
180. Mm, really?
Does Amber know that?Copy !req
181. What?
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
182. Hey, you know, yeah,
that, uh, ridge up thereCopy !req
183. does look pretty good.Copy !req
184. Yeah, you got a good shot
from up there.Copy !req
185. Er, uh, sweet ride, Steppenwolf.Copy !req
186. Thanks. Built the old Doom buggy
here myself back in '66.Copy !req
187. Ford Cobra engine, chrome-plated
Stromberg carburetors,Copy !req
188. Bobby Barr racing headers...Copy !req
189. She's not street legal,
of course,Copy !req
190. but then, I am a supervillain.Copy !req
191. Oh, but those were heady times.Copy !req
192. We'd all get together
on the weekendsCopy !req
193. and race one another.Copy !req
194. I, in my Mantle-mobile, and
Boggles in his Clue Car.Copy !req
195. Boggles...Copy !req
196. Hey, who was that one fellow...Copy !req
197. Uh, what's his name?
With the mustache?Copy !req
198. Oh, that narrows it down.Copy !req
199. No, no.
You know the one.Copy !req
200. He had a dog
whom he taught to drive,Copy !req
201. and it would taunt
and snicker at us.Copy !req
202. What?
Oh, you senile, old fool.Copy !req
203. You're thinking
of the "Wacky Races."Copy !req
204. Yes, yes. They could get
quite wacky at times.Copy !req
205. Ooh! We should get a dog.Copy !req
206. - So...
- So...Copy !req
207. You look different from your photographs.Copy !req
208. - Are you disappointed?
- Ambivalent.Copy !req
209. Merely re-calibrating expectations.Copy !req
210. There.
- I guess you do this a lot.Copy !req
211. Actually, it is my first time.Copy !req
212. Really, now.
You don't say.Copy !req
213. Affirmative.Copy !req
214. I have difficulty connecting
with people.Copy !req
215. Some of my co-workers have been
razzing me about it.Copy !req
216. Tell me about your
co-workers.Copy !req
217. Nice, G.R.
Real subtle.Copy !req
218. Are you ready to order?Copy !req
219. Full disclosure...
I do not eat.Copy !req
220. I do.
However, I can only consumeCopy !req
221. a specially formulated
enzyme paste.Copy !req
222. So...Copy !req
223. Yes.
Let us go somewhere else.Copy !req
224. No, no. Don't!Copy !req
225. Abort. Abort.
Can he even hear me?Copy !req
226. Where is your vehicle parked?Copy !req
227. I took the public transportation.Copy !req
228. Then we will take my vehicle.Copy !req
229. Where the hell is he taking him?Copy !req
230. We're in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
231. Maybe he's looking for a nice,
quiet placeCopy !req
232. to park and neck.Copy !req
233. Or a nice, quiet place
for a hit.Copy !req
234. Not if I take him out first.Copy !req
235. No. Headshot, Headshot, wait a sec.Copy !req
236. Snoop, throw the cloak up.
Dude!Copy !req
237. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I'm on it.Copy !req
238. Oh, where did all my windows go?Copy !req
239. Come on, man.
You're gonna blow our cover.Copy !req
240. Is something the matter?Copy !req
241. Negative.Copy !req
242. I thought I saw something,
but I did not.Copy !req
243. Have you been here before?Copy !req
244. No. I have not.Copy !req
245. Welcome to Don Hell's,
gentlemen.Copy !req
246. Guild I.D.'s, please.Copy !req
247. Sorry, Galacticon, you know
how Don is about rules.Copy !req
248. You fellas have a good time
tonight, okay?Copy !req
249. So, it's a, uh...
nightclub?Copy !req
250. And... we just lost
his signal.Copy !req
251. - What? Get it back.
- Well, I can't.Copy !req
252. They must have gone underground.Copy !req
253. Stupid machine!Copy !req
254. So, you're telling meCopy !req
255. we just sent our unarmed
civilian informantCopy !req
256. into an underground nest
of supervillains,Copy !req
257. and we're deaf,
dumb, and blind out here?Copy !req
258. Got a lot of old villain crap hereCopy !req
259. from my bodyguard days.Copy !req
260. Should find something
that will fit you.Copy !req
261. So, what is this, like your
Fortress of Brockitude?Copy !req
262. Secret Brock cave?Copy !req
263. Shouldn't you have blindfolded
me before you let me in?Copy !req
264. Gassed me or something?Copy !req
265. Keep it up, and I might.
Here.Copy !req
266. So, what, did you kill
all these guys?Copy !req
267. Most, yeah. Some of them just
dropped their shit and ran.Copy !req
268. - Who was this chief?
- I don't know.Copy !req
269. I was too busy road-hauling him
to catch his name.Copy !req
270. Unless it was
"Wait, wait, please stop" -man.Copy !req
271. Snoop, we're gonna need
two Guild I.D.'s.Copy !req
272. One for a, uh, yeti mummy,Copy !req
273. and, uh, who do you wanna be?Copy !req
274. Hmm.
How about The Fruit Bat.Copy !req
275. And one for The Fruit Bat.Copy !req
276. Wait, wait. No, no, no.
I'm Conquista-dorable.Copy !req
277. Oh, just hurry up and pick one.Copy !req
278. All right, whoever's in there,Copy !req
279. put your hands
where I can see them.Copy !req
280. Ah, hey.
It's just you guys.Copy !req
281. Uh, what are you up...Copy !req
282. - Aw, dude.
- What? He startled me.Copy !req
283. Besides, we're on a secret
mission here.Copy !req
284. You know he would have tried
to crash the party.Copy !req
285. Party? You guys having a party in here?Copy !req
286. Hope I'm invited,
seeing as it's my houseCopy !req
287. you're breaking and entering.Copy !req
288. Oh, hey, Doc, uh, no.
No party.Copy !req
289. Just, uh, came to, uh, grab
some of my old stuff.Copy !req
290. So, we're just leaving.Copy !req
291. Great.
Hatred's off the wagon again.Copy !req
292. Nice work, Brock.Copy !req
293. Wh... is that
my yeti-mummy costume?Copy !req
294. You never returned it
to the shop?Copy !req
295. Uh, yeah, no. That's what
I had to come back here for.Copy !req
296. Sorry about that. I'll take care
of the late fee.Copy !req
297. Come on, Brock.
You never could lie to me.Copy !req
298. Where's the party?Copy !req
299. Doc, I really gotta go.Copy !req
300. The costume shop closes
in 10 minutes.Copy !req
301. I don't want to get charged
for another day.Copy !req
302. All right, that's
a rum and coke, Tom Collins,Copy !req
303. old fashioned,
absinthe and soda, kamikaze,Copy !req
304. single-malt scotch neat,
and a light beer.Copy !req
305. Enjoy, guys.Copy !req
306. What were you thinking?
We're mixing drinks.Copy !req
307. Beer before liquor,
never been sicker.Copy !req
308. - Then drink yours first.
- Never.Copy !req
309. You made it. Welcome.
Welcome.Copy !req
310. Look who else
decided to show up.Copy !req
311. If it isn't Councilman fun.Copy !req
312. Who the hell's he with?
Is that G-G-G-G-Galacticon?Copy !req
313. I didn't know Vendata was into rough trade.Copy !req
314. That Galacticon guy is
in here every weekCopy !req
315. picking up a new john.Copy !req
316. And here is another thingCopy !req
317. that has always vexed me
about that show.Copy !req
318. Why do they call it "Chips"Copy !req
319. as an acronym for California
Highway Patrol?Copy !req
320. It should logically be
pronounced "chipes,"Copy !req
321. with a long "I."Copy !req
322. My co-workers
I told you about.Copy !req
323. I should probably say "hello."Copy !req
324. Great.
I am eager to meet them.Copy !req
325. No. No.
I will only be a moment.Copy !req
326. I don't see what the problem is.Copy !req
327. I'm a fully licensed member of
this Guild in good standing.Copy !req
328. Club's full,
Truman Ca-blow-me.Copy !req
329. 'Sup, guys.
Can I see some I.D.?Copy !req
330. All right.
Enjoy yourselves, gentlemen.Copy !req
331. How come they get to go in?Copy !req
332. Geez, look at this place.
Tragic.Copy !req
333. Ugh, right?
Jungle is so '90s.Copy !req
334. All right.
I'm gonna go look for Ghost...Copy !req
335. For, uh, Galacticon.Copy !req
336. You hang close to the door in
case things get weird... er.Copy !req
337. You got it,
Chew-Brock-a.Copy !req
338. Ooh, somebody's been
working out.Copy !req
339. Oh, are you kidding?
I practically live at the gym.Copy !req
340. Oh.
I'm called Vespertina.Copy !req
341. Well, I call you adorable.Copy !req
342. Girlfriend, that costume
is to die for.Copy !req
343. Barkeep, two appletinis,
s'il vous plait.Copy !req
344. All right.
All right, already.Copy !req
345. Where's White?
Isn't he coming?Copy !req
346. Who? Steve Albino?
No.Copy !req
347. He's still mixing
the "Jacket" single.Copy !req
348. That thing.Copy !req
349. No wonder you were so eager
to get out.Copy !req
350. - Hey.
- Greetings, Brock Samson.Copy !req
351. - Shh.
- Apologies.Copy !req
352. I regret to report my date
is not going well.Copy !req
353. Conversation... strained.Copy !req
354. Rapport... wanting.Copy !req
355. Never mind about that.
We're aborting.Copy !req
356. Where's Vendata?Copy !req
357. He ditched me for his
co-workers.Copy !req
358. No. Don't point.Copy !req
359. Well, I just wanted to say
"hello."Copy !req
360. I do not want to leave
my friend waiting.Copy !req
361. Don't look now, Vendata,
but your so-called "friend"Copy !req
362. looks like he found himself
another "friend."Copy !req
363. That yeti mummy is oddly
familiar.Copy !req
364. 20 bucks says Galacticon
gets him down to the bathroomCopy !req
365. in less than five minutes.Copy !req
366. Guy's into bears.Copy !req
367. I'm just saying I'm exceptionally talentedCopy !req
368. at two things in this world,
Snoopy...Copy !req
369. Sniping and being extra
handsome.Copy !req
370. And they're both being
squandered on this mission.Copy !req
371. Crap, oh, crap,
oh, crap, oh, crap.Copy !req
372. Uh, moving target, 110...
No, 120 yards, no wind...Copy !req
373. I got this.Copy !req
374. I told you.Copy !req
375. Put your real
damn glasses on already.Copy !req
376. Fine.
Who puts a rockCopy !req
377. in the middle
of a driveway, anyway?Copy !req
378. Are you sure this is where
Brock said the party is?Copy !req
379. Well, he didn't say exactly.Copy !req
380. I, uh...
kind of followed him.Copy !req
381. Wait a minute. Are we even
invited to this thing?Copy !req
382. Hey, if he's gonna
borrow my costume,Copy !req
383. I think I'm entitled to go
to his costume party.Copy !req
384. What party?
Do you hear any music?Copy !req
385. There isn't even a door on this.Copy !req
386. Well, here.
Take a peek in that window.Copy !req
387. There's nothing.
It's a big elevator shaft.Copy !req
388. I think you guys must be lost.Copy !req
389. Um... is this
the costume party?Copy !req
390. That's pretty good.Copy !req
391. I didn't even see your lips move
or nothing.Copy !req
392. I don't think you understand.Copy !req
393. We're with Brock.
I'm Dr. Ven...Copy !req
394. triloquist.
Dr. Ventriloquist.Copy !req
395. Work with me.Copy !req
396. Yeah, but don't let his title
fool you.Copy !req
397. I'm the smart one.
Now, we got a show to do.Copy !req
398. You gonna let us in, or are you
just gonna stand thereCopy !req
399. letting the flies out?Copy !req
400. Guess who just showed up?Copy !req
401. Oh, holy crap.
We gotta go right now.Copy !req
402. I'll try to run interference.Copy !req
403. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
404. Oh, no, please.
After you.Copy !req
405. Ack! I hate this place.Copy !req
406. I love this place! Whoo!Copy !req
407. Other way.
Other way.Copy !req
408. I got an idea.Copy !req
409. And... they're off.
Sorry, Vendata.Copy !req
410. I just call them
like I see them.Copy !req
411. Sorry to bother you, boss,Copy !req
412. but, uh, Dr. Venture
just walked inCopy !req
413. with a one-eyed midget,Copy !req
414. pretending to be
a ventriloquist act.Copy !req
415. Well, gentlemen, it's been
swell, but I must run.Copy !req
416. Boss is always on the clock,
you know?Copy !req
417. But, uh, make sure you stick
around for the show.Copy !req
418. Wow. He is fast.Copy !req
419. Hello.
Galacticon, are you in here?Copy !req
420. Gasp.
It is true.Copy !req
421. Ow.Copy !req
422. Shore Leave, get ready.
We're going.Copy !req
423. You know, I've been
watching you all night.Copy !req
424. It's a real nice outfit
you've got.Copy !req
425. Take it somewhere else,
Captain Calamari.Copy !req
426. I don't dig on seafood.Copy !req
427. I liked it even more
when it belongedCopy !req
428. to Sri Lankan Devil Bird.Copy !req
429. Well, uh, maybe we have
the same evil tailor...Copy !req
430. Sy's, Route 19?
A lot of us bird guys use him.Copy !req
431. Yeah, hi.
I'm The Red-Throated Loon.Copy !req
432. Sri Lankan Devil Bird was
a good friend of mine.Copy !req
433. They never found his body,Copy !req
434. and you ain't him, so just
who are you?Copy !req
435. There a problem here?Copy !req
436. Uh, no.
No problem at all.Copy !req
437. - Sorry.
- Beat it.Copy !req
438. Now, can we please get
the fuck out of here?Copy !req
439. Don't leave now.Copy !req
440. Party's just getting started.Copy !req
441. Let's give a warm
Don Hell's welcomeCopy !req
442. to the star of tonight's
entertainment...Copy !req
443. The man you loved to hateCopy !req
444. since he was just a little boy.Copy !req
445. Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture!Copy !req
446. What the fuck?Copy !req
447. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
That's right.Copy !req
448. Boy Venture himself and his
little boy-man friendCopy !req
449. have agreed to play...Copy !req
450. Wheel of torture!Copy !req
451. No, we're almost out of here.Copy !req
452. Don't go fishing for trouble,
Brock Cousteau.Copy !req
453. He's not our mission.
- Just take Ghost... or Galact...Copy !req
454. Get him out of here!
I can do this on my own.Copy !req
455. What? Commit suicide?Copy !req
456. Blow your cover and start
an inter-agency war?Copy !req
457. I know he's your old
sugar daddy,Copy !req
458. but is he really worth it?Copy !req
459. What manner of torture awaits
the feckless physicistCopy !req
460. and his funny little friend?Copy !req
461. The Human Piñata?Copy !req
462. Five Pains of Li Si?Copy !req
463. Ooh! Ass to ass!Copy !req
464. Oh, dear.
I'm not with him.Copy !req
465. Wrong night, Dragoon.Copy !req
466. Hello.
Hey, yeah, it's Flying Squid.Copy !req
467. Yeah, long time, no...
Listen.Copy !req
468. I'm down at the club,Copy !req
469. and you will not believe
what's going on.Copy !req
470. You got to get down here now.Copy !req
471. No, there's no cover.Copy !req
472. Your lovely hellstesses are
coming around now.Copy !req
473. The lucky villain with the
winning torture ticketCopy !req
474. gets to come on up and do the
deed him or herself.Copy !req
475. You in position?
- Almost.Copy !req
476. So, let's get spinning.Copy !req
477. Hurry up, man.Copy !req
478. That thing's not gonna
spin all night.Copy !req
479. I need more time.Copy !req
480. I've never taken
this much girth.Copy !req
481. The winner is...Copy !req
482. Acid Dip.Copy !req
483. - Ooh, I have...
- Winner!Copy !req
484. And Vendata... the big winner.Copy !req
485. Finally got lucky today, bud.Copy !req
486. Kidding, kidding.
Come on up and do the honors.Copy !req
487. What are you doing?Copy !req
488. I don't know, man.
Just be ready for anything.Copy !req
489. No!Copy !req
490. The metal murder man
from my nightmares!Copy !req
491. He was real.Copy !req
492. What the fuck is going on here?Copy !req
493. That man you are illegally
holding is myarch.Copy !req
494. Thanks for the tip, Squid.
Honey.Copy !req
495. Guild of Calamitous Intent
bylaws, article 97-D...Copy !req
496. "No villain may arch previously
claimed nemesis withoutCopy !req
497. first consulting the primary
arch of said nemesis."Copy !req
498. Except...Copy !req
499. the articles of collusion,
paragraph "C," stipulatesCopy !req
500. in the event of a team-up,
the team's right to archCopy !req
501. supercedes that of the primary.Copy !req
502. Just studied this
for the Council exams.Copy !req
503. But... not without offering
the primary archCopy !req
504. first right of refusalCopy !req
505. to participate in
and/or lead said team-up.Copy !req
506. She's, uh... she's right.Copy !req
507. All right. All right.
Looks like the show is over.Copy !req
508. Thank you for coming,Copy !req
509. and, uh, be sure to thank
the MonarchCopy !req
510. for his untimely arrival.Copy !req
511. Be sure to tip your waitstaff
on your way out.Copy !req
512. Good night.
- Hey!Copy !req
513. Yeah, keep walking, Tin Man.Copy !req
514. Oh, is everybody leaving?Copy !req
515. Is there an after party?Copy !req
516. Where is my wife?
Have you... honey...Copy !req
517. Does not compute.Copy !req
518. Oh, hey. Sorry, man.
I haven't seen her.Copy !req
519. Does not com... who am I?Copy !req
520. I think the plane is
going down...Copy !req
521. Are we done here?
Please say you're not gonnaCopy !req
522. make me save him from
the Monarch now, are you?Copy !req
523. Oh, what's he gonna do?
He's the Monarch.Copy !req
524. Well, well, well, Venture.Copy !req
525. Looks like I've finally got you
right where I...Copy !req
526. And so, in acknowledgement
of your expertiseCopy !req
527. and extensive history
of service to this Guild,Copy !req
528. I hereby invite you to joinCopy !req
529. this esteemed Council of 13.Copy !req
530. Um... could I have a day
to think about it?Copy !req
531. I should really probably talk
this over with my husband.Copy !req
532. Ah...
best show on television.Copy !req
533. Who wants more popcorn?Copy !req
534. What did I miss?Copy !req