1. All right, Dermott, it's time
for you to go home.Copy !req
2. Why are you two dressed
like that?Copy !req
3. Hey, don't put your heteronormative
gender-biased hang-ups on me.Copy !req
4. Boys can play dress-up, too.
Hey, can Dermott spend the night?Copy !req
5. Dermott can spend the night
if Dermott takes out the garbage.Copy !req
6. It's Thursday.Copy !req
7. Dude, what's up with your dad?Copy !req
8. Now he's giving me chores?Copy !req
9. Listen, you're complaining
to the wrong guy.Copy !req
10. Garbage was my job
'til 10 seconds ago.Copy !req
11. Lights out.
It's 11:00.Copy !req
12. They are!Copy !req
13. - Candles count as lights.
- What are you, a psychic?Copy !req
14. They're vanilla
Christmas candles, Dean.Copy !req
15. The whole attic smells
like cupcakes.Copy !req
16. Now, I'm expecting a call,
so stay off the phone tonight.Copy !req
17. You're destroying my life!Copy !req
18. Okay. 10 minutes.
And no sexting.Copy !req
19. Do you even know what
that means?Copy !req
20. G.Y.P.O.
I'm F.O.L.Copy !req
21. Code 9. T.T.Y.L.Copy !req
22. That's "Get your pants off.
I'm fond of leather.Copy !req
23. My parent or guardian is near.
I will talk to you later"Copy !req
24. in sexting language.Copy !req
25. Daddy is hip to it, Dean.
10 minutes!Copy !req
26. So he's been doing this every night?Copy !req
27. I got him to do it
for six hours last night.Copy !req
28. Most of the time, he falls
asleep right in the middle.Copy !req
29. I find him the next morning
asleep with a phone in his hand.Copy !req
30. This will work.Copy !req
31. No! Of course I do!Copy !req
32. I would've called earlier
if my dad didn't...Copy !req
33. N-No, d-don't say that.Copy !req
34. Y-You know he just...Copy !req
35. But I do! I love you.Copy !req
36. No! I love you!Copy !req
37. No, I mean it, I just...Copy !req
38. Dad! Get off the phone!Copy !req
39. Three more minutes, Dean.Copy !req
40. Are you ready for "operation
keep your dad from bugging us"?Copy !req
41. Check.Copy !req
42. Dialing in "T" minus 10 seconds.Copy !req
43. Check.
Bluetooth activated?Copy !req
44. Check.
Teddy doll activated?Copy !req
45. Check.Copy !req
46. Begin transmission.Copy !req
47. Yello? Ted, I presume?Copy !req
48. How's it hangin', player?Copy !req
49. Hello. I'm Teddy.Copy !req
50. Would you like me to tell you
a story?Copy !req
51. Bring it on, my man.Copy !req
52. By Golly Gulch is home
to so many friends...Copy !req
53. Friends like Grumble Bee
and Lady Bugbear.Copy !req
54. But it's also home
to Grumpy Bandersnatch.Copy !req
55. Everyone from By Golly Gulch knowsCopy !req
56. that Grumpy Bandersnatch
hates sliding down rainbowsCopy !req
57. and never plays with us
in the Honey River.Copy !req
58. All right.
Well, there's your problem...Copy !req
59. Grumpy doesn't ever play
in the Honey River.Copy !req
60. You said "never"?Copy !req
61. He just wants to steal
our happiness.Copy !req
62. Exactly. You can't expect
a guy like thatCopy !req
63. to know what you've been
through.Copy !req
64. He doesn't swim
in the Honey River.Copy !req
65. Well, not like I do that much
myself these days.Copy !req
66. He'll go on for hours
without taking a breath.Copy !req
67. He doesn't talk to people...
He talks at them.Copy !req
68. Cool. All right, let's move.
We go on third.Copy !req
69. Sweet!Copy !req
70. Yeah, but like eight bands, though.Copy !req
71. Stop! Hold up!
My ass is vibrating!Copy !req
72. Me too! The hair on the back
of my neck is standing up!Copy !req
73. We are awesome!Copy !req
74. it's your freakin' dad again.Copy !req
75. He's been calling every five
minutes for a week.Copy !req
76. He's going through
Teddy-Talk-to-Me-doll withdrawal.Copy !req
77. "Doll withdrawal."
Hey, say that. It's hard.Copy !req
78. Doll withdrawal.Copy !req
79. Doll withdrawal.
Yeah, it is.Copy !req
80. Oh, your dad's calling again.Copy !req
81. This is nuts!
We gotta tell him.Copy !req
82. Oh, yeah.
"Oh, hey, Mr. V.Copy !req
83. Your best friend is a talking doll.
Wicked sorry.Copy !req
84. Oh, you're pissed?Copy !req
85. But we just did it to pick up
chicks at a bar."Copy !req
86. We never picked up chicks.Copy !req
87. I'm not going down for thisCopy !req
88. and looking like a pussy
at the same time.Copy !req
89. We picked up chicks.Copy !req
90. Yeah, right, h.E.L.P.Er.Copy !req
91. Yeah, I'll believe that
when the Ms. Pac-man tableCopy !req
92. calls you back.Copy !req
93. Dude, you can
understand h.E.L.P.Er now?Copy !req
94. - Yeah, wh... how did I do that?
- I don't even know how I do it.Copy !req
95. You're both right.Copy !req
96. But we'll get slaughtered
if we tell him.Copy !req
97. Honestly, how far can
he take this?Copy !req
98. The number's to a prepaid
cellphone, Doc.Copy !req
99. It's untraceable.Copy !req
100. That's what I thought.Copy !req
101. Yup. He's in trouble.Copy !req
102. Grumpy Bandersnatch.Copy !req
103. I told him if he associates
with these gangsters,Copy !req
104. they'll eventually get him.Copy !req
105. Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
106. No bugs, huh?Copy !req
107. Did he ever actually say that
he's in danger?Copy !req
108. I know the signs, Hatred!Copy !req
109. I'm not some overreacting
first-timer!Copy !req
110. Aha! Looks like this leads
right up to...Copy !req
111. Right up to my tracing gear.Copy !req
112. Doc, y-you saw me plug that in
20 minutes ago.Copy !req
113. Okay, fine.
We're safe in here.Copy !req
114. I'm gonna check Hank's room.
You check Dean's.Copy !req
115. He... won't let me
in there.Copy !req
116. if you're already holding the guitar,Copy !req
117. I don't get why you don't
just play it.Copy !req
118. I can, too! I totally shred.Copy !req
119. I just don't have an amp.
You know, we should get oneCopy !req
120. with the profits from the sales
of our "Jacket" single.Copy !req
121. 11 cents?
On a check I can't even cashCopy !req
122. 'cause it's made out to
"Shallow Gravy"?Copy !req
123. Okay, boys.
We need to talk.Copy !req
124. H.E.L.P.Er, you puss!Copy !req
125. - This can be explained.
- Oh, I'm sure of that.Copy !req
126. Yeah, l-l-I have to go home.Copy !req
127. - You're a part of this, too, Dermott.
- Okay, but it's Hank's fault.Copy !req
128. No! it's my fault.
I let this happen.Copy !req
129. I associated
with the wrong sort,Copy !req
130. and I've jeopardized
the safety of my family.Copy !req
131. I went against my better judgmentCopy !req
132. and befriended
an ex-criminal named Ted.Copy !req
133. Suddenly he disappears,
and I smell foul play.Copy !req
134. I search for bugs,
and I find this.Copy !req
135. It's a tape of everythingCopy !req
136. Ted ever said to me
on the phone,Copy !req
137. hidden in your stuffed bear.Copy !req
138. Boys, we are dealing
with the type of criminalCopy !req
139. that would desecrate
a child's toy.Copy !req
140. W-Wow. That's...Copy !req
141. That's the kind of monster
Grumpy Bandersnatch is!Copy !req
142. Now, I don't want to worry you.Copy !req
143. Believe me... daddy will
handle this.Copy !req
144. What are you doing
in my drawer?Copy !req
145. Doc thinks the compound's
been bugged.Copy !req
146. L-I was just looking for...
- In my diary?Copy !req
147. L-I think it's a journal,
Dean.Copy !req
148. "Diary" is a...
It's a girl's word.Copy !req
149. Fine! "Journal"!
Now leave!Copy !req
150. You know, I worry about you.
You're looking kind of thin.Copy !req
151. Maybe you feel like your life
is spinning out of control?Copy !req
152. Maybe the only thing you can
control is your weight?Copy !req
153. Dean, are you a friend of Anna?Copy !req
154. - Who's Anna?
- Rexia... anorexia?Copy !req
155. Or do you have another girl
in your life? A-A real...Copy !req
156. Oh, my God!
Get out of here!Copy !req
157. Bula Vinaka, beachside.Copy !req
158. Is it Ted? Keep him on the line.
We need to hook up a trace.Copy !req
159. It's for Dean.
I think it's a girl.Copy !req
160. Seriously?Copy !req
161. Go do something else!
Anything!Copy !req
162. Dean! Phone!Copy !req
163. Got it!Copy !req
164. Hey!Copy !req
165. Yeah?
I was just gonna call you.Copy !req
166. L-I really want to see you.Copy !req
167. Tomorrow?
Tomorrow's perfect!Copy !req
168. I can't take it here anymore.Copy !req
169. I love you, too.Copy !req
170. L-I-I...
need you, too.Copy !req
171. Uh, wanna hit Taco Bell?
Take a run for the border?Copy !req
172. Dude, fourth meal.Copy !req
173. Eh, Venture lockdown.Copy !req
174. No tacos 'til my dad slays
Grumpy BandersnatchCopy !req
175. and frees all the animal friends
of By Golly Gulch.Copy !req
176. So stupid.
How does he even believe this?Copy !req
177. Last year, right where you're sitting,Copy !req
178. David Bowie, looking
like David Bowie in the '70s,Copy !req
179. slapped a guy with invisible
arms and legs.Copy !req
180. Right over there, Brock killed
a guy from Dimension "C"Copy !req
181. that may or may not have been
an alternate earth.Copy !req
182. Dude! Totally see you there!Copy !req
183. That's impossible! Stealth mode!Copy !req
184. And that's an ex-henchman
for my dad's archenemy.Copy !req
185. Pretty sure he lives
in my yard now.Copy !req
186. No, no, I get it. I get it.
But we got to fix this.Copy !req
187. Psst! Hank!Copy !req
188. Gary, knock it off!
We can see you!Copy !req
189. - Cannot! I'm a shadow.
- I see the top of your head!Copy !req
190. I can help.Copy !req
191. But the road will be hard
and beset with challenges.Copy !req
192. If you accept this offer,
I can only promise you...Copy !req
193. Upon your victory, you will
finally become men.Copy !req
194. Okay, guy watching us from the bushes,Copy !req
195. you make us into men.Copy !req
196. Should I get some lotion,
or do you want to useCopy !req
197. blood and clown paint for lube?Copy !req
198. Welcome to the War Room.
Here's the plan.Copy !req
199. This is you and I.Copy !req
200. At daybreak, we take
your tank...Copy !req
201. Uh, that's represented
by a butter dish...Copy !req
202. And we head to By Golly Gulch
and rescue Ted.Copy !req
203. But we'll be in a tank.
And... this isn't to scale.Copy !req
204. It's, uh...
it's for butter.Copy !req
205. Where's By Golly Gulch?Copy !req
206. I can't find it.
This map is overly complicated.Copy !req
207. It's three Thomas guides
taped together.Copy !req
208. I'll just use my vphone.Copy !req
209. Um, Vphone!Copy !req
210. Directions to By Golly Gulch.Copy !req
211. Pbht! You're telling me that a hunk
of crap my brother madeCopy !req
212. is more accurate
than Mr. Thomas,Copy !req
213. with his delicious English muffins
and his awesome maps?Copy !req
214. - Route calculated.
- Fine.Copy !req
215. My brother can't make
English muffins, though.Copy !req
216. Or butter them, because I have
the butter dish.Copy !req
217. There's no other way to
get into Dunwitch,Copy !req
218. unless you're a blood relation
to an inmate.Copy !req
219. We have to get committed...
Flat-out.Copy !req
220. And you're sure
the real Teddy's there?Copy !req
221. After voicing Teddy-Talk-to-Me,
he was in a huge fireCopy !req
222. at the Asian plant
where they made the bears.Copy !req
223. He got totally disfigured
and goes bananasCopy !req
224. and becomes a supervillain.Copy !req
225. I think he hugged President Reagan
too hard or something.Copy !req
226. He's been in Dunwitch Asylum
for the criminally obsessiveCopy !req
227. ever since.
And that is all fact.Copy !req
228. Well, we need to give
my dad a real Teddy.Copy !req
229. There's no other way.
- Then it's settled.Copy !req
230. We're getting committed
to Dunwitch Asylum.Copy !req
231. Time to go to work.
Got a lot to do.Copy !req
232. L-I can't do it.
It's too watered down.Copy !req
233. No, it's understandable.
it's stupid, anyway.Copy !req
234. Nobody move, see!Copy !req
235. This is kind of a holdup!
We are insane criminals!Copy !req
236. I'm the Viceroy!
I mimic The Monarch butterfly,Copy !req
237. and I am obsessed with Monarchs,
so I mimic them!Copy !req
238. I'm Flying Side Kick,Copy !req
239. and these are
my magic nunchucks...Copy !req
240. that I think might be pronounced
"Nun-cha-ku."Copy !req
241. I am unsure of their
pronunciation.Copy !req
242. Whoa! Crap! Sorry!Copy !req
243. And I'm Enrrrrrico Matassa,Copy !req
244. Latin playboy and insane
egomaniac!Copy !req
245. My name means "Hank Hank,"Copy !req
246. and I'm also using a Hank
of yarn as a weapon!Copy !req
247. Also, this is a huge hankie!Copy !req
248. And that's our crime robot
that we named Crimerobot!Copy !req
249. We programmed him
to think only about crime!Copy !req
250. He's obsessed with it!Copy !req
251. Now drop to the ground
or something!Copy !req
252. Again, we are insane criminals!Copy !req
253. Left on Spring Street... 1.4 miles.Copy !req
254. Keep going, then take
a left on Spring.Copy !req
255. - Okeydoke!
- Recalculating route.Copy !req
256. Take left on Plainview drive...
4.3 miles.Copy !req
257. Wait. No.Copy !req
258. Take the next left
on Plainview in 4.3 miles.Copy !req
259. Or do we stay on Plainview
for 4.3 miles?Copy !req
260. - Recalculating route.
- Hatred, stay on the road!Copy !req
261. - You're confusing the stupid thing!
- I'm flying over the road!Copy !req
262. Can't stayon it
'cause we're not on it!Copy !req
263. Just do something to fix it!Copy !req
264. They had nutty buddies!Copy !req
265. Not sure we're parked
legally here,Copy !req
266. but I dare them to tow it.Copy !req
267. Double-dog dare them to find
a boot big enough for it!Copy !req
268. Hey, don't Hank me around, copper!Copy !req
269. Guild of Calamitous Intent...
Member 283-21-MH!Copy !req
270. We are both clearly
obsessively insane,Copy !req
271. and we demand a Guild
representativeCopy !req
272. to take us to Dunwitch Asylum.Copy !req
273. Hey, Ricky, these two
are G.C.l.Copy !req
274. and bound for wacky world.Copy !req
275. I'll radio it in.Copy !req
276. Less work for us, huh?Copy !req
277. All right, you two, let's go.Copy !req
278. What? W-We're insane
criminals, too!Copy !req
279. Let me inform you of your
rights, here, sweetheart.Copy !req
280. You have the right to remain
silent.Copy !req
281. She, uh, she really
loves you, you know.Copy !req
282. Uh... okay.Copy !req
283. Yeah. I love you.
We all love you.Copy !req
284. Uh... neat.Copy !req
285. 15 minutes.Copy !req
286. My little jelly bean!Copy !req
287. - Mom!
- Hey, hey! No touching!Copy !req
288. You got to sit down ri...Copy !req
289. Hey! What's going...
Hush-a-bye, my sweet baby.Copy !req
290. Mother's here.
It's gonna be okay now.Copy !req
291. - I love Mother!
- What a good boy you are!Copy !req
292. You've grown into such
a strong boy.Copy !req
293. Now take off your clothesCopy !req
294. and show mother
your handsome body.Copy !req
295. A butterfly.
It's probably Monarch.Copy !req
296. Butterfly.Copy !req
297. Bigger butterfly.Copy !req
298. That's a butterfly, as well.Copy !req
299. It's a butterfly again.Copy !req
300. Dude, I don't know who's making
these things, but come on.Copy !req
301. Seriously, they all look
like butterflies!Copy !req
302. What else could they be?Copy !req
303. I see... two ladies,
hanked side-by-side.Copy !req
304. Between them is me,
Enrrrico Matassa.Copy !req
305. They are fighting over the
affections of Enrico Matassa,Copy !req
306. I think, but this one
on the left,Copy !req
307. she has the husband.Copy !req
308. He is not Hank at all.Copy !req
309. He is so unHank that he wants
to fight Enrico Matassa!Copy !req
310. But Enrico Matassa is very Hank.Copy !req
311. He is double Hank!Copy !req
312. Out of the way!
Out of the way!Copy !req
313. The prisoner tore the kid's face
off with her teeth!Copy !req
314. We're taking him
to the infirmary!Copy !req
315. What are you doing?
You almost broke my neck!Copy !req
316. Oh, my collectible Deanie baby!Copy !req
317. Mother just wanted more time
with her boy.Copy !req
318. I can't say goodbye anymore!
It's not fair to break up a family!Copy !req
319. It's not right!Copy !req
320. All right. Checked with the Guild's
list of subordinates,Copy !req
321. manservants, and boy wonders.Copy !req
322. Flying Side Kick's not
on record.Copy !req
323. That's because I'm not a boy
wonder... I'm a regular villain.Copy !req
324. It's "Flying Side Kick"
as in the karate move.Copy !req
325. Like a side kick, you know,
but in the air.Copy !req
326. So you're not another
villain's sidekick,Copy !req
327. and you can't fly?Copy !req
328. Opening gate 2!
Gotta take the weights off the kid.Copy !req
329. He can't really fly.Copy !req
330. What... so I don't need
a ball and chain?Copy !req
331. Nah, we haven't used those
in like a hundred years.Copy !req
332. I got that one from the, uh,
"old timey jails" displayCopy !req
333. in the lobby there.Copy !req
334. You have arrived
at your destination.Copy !req
335. T-This just doesn't look like a...
What was it, gumdrop forest?Copy !req
336. I don't know.
Maybe these are gumdrop trees.Copy !req
337. I'm not a botanist.Copy !req
338. Gumdrop tree...
Doc, these are the kind of treesCopy !req
339. that disembowel scarecrows
looking for wizards.Copy !req
340. Look, it says "take Iniquity
Passage for 8 miles,Copy !req
341. arrive at
Bygone Gulch."Copy !req
342. Hatred! Bygone gulch?Copy !req
343. We're looking
for By Golly Gulch!Copy !req
344. You heard me!
I said "Golly"!Copy !req
345. Stupid phone!
We should've used my maps!Copy !req
346. - I said "Golly"!
- Hatred! Stop the jeep!Copy !req
347. Dude, we gotta find
that Teddy guy and get out of here.Copy !req
348. I was over crafting
when I was 7...Copy !req
349. Not including customizing
my Zoid Liger model, obviously.Copy !req
350. Obviously.Copy !req
351. And why are we making
all these hearts?Copy !req
352. And why is mine awesome?
Answer... doily.Copy !req
353. Doily...
doi-ah-lee...Copy !req
354. We make these hearts for her.Copy !req
355. It's the second Sunday in May.Copy !req
356. We're all Momma's Boys.Copy !req
357. Are you a Momma's Boy?Copy !req
358. What? I mean... yeah, of course.
I love my mom.Copy !req
359. Then, brother,
you know today is Mother's Day.Copy !req
360. It's her day.Copy !req
361. On her day, we become a family.Copy !req
362. Soon, it will be time.Copy !req
363. Holy...
you're Teddy-Talk-to-Me!Copy !req
364. I think you're mistaken.Copy !req
365. Dude! We need your help!Copy !req
366. Cuckoo! 5:00!
Cuckoo!Copy !req
367. Cuckoo! Clock!Copy !req
368. Cuckoo!
Clock!Copy !req
369. Ugh! What happened?
My head...Copy !req
370. You got a concussion, there.Copy !req
371. Ugh. I feel Si...Copy !req
372. Nutty buddy!
Bleh...Copy !req
373. That's it... I'm calling
for help.Copy !req
374. Hey, Doc. I'm here with you.Copy !req
375. We're gonna die together.
Over.Copy !req
376. I can't call my mom.
She is nuts.Copy !req
377. She signed me up for Al-A-Teen
because I smelled like booze.Copy !req
378. Which was only, like,
pheromone sprayCopy !req
379. cut with a touch of love's
baby soft.Copy !req
380. Uh, because I've found that
women are put at easeCopy !req
381. when they smell their own kind.Copy !req
382. Seriously. So, do you know, like,
a lawyer or anybody I can call?Copy !req
383. Really?Copy !req
384. Like freakin' Dr. Bombay?Copy !req
385. All right. I'm gonna try it.Copy !req
386. It'll save me a quarter.Copy !req
387. Whoa!Copy !req
388. All those who creep
are now asleep!Copy !req
389. Dermott?
How intriguing.Copy !req
390. I felt that it was one of
the Venture boys in peril.Copy !req
391. So... odd.
- Dude, that was sweet!Copy !req
392. Regardless,
let's get you out of here.Copy !req
393. Aw, you gonna turn back time
'til, like, before this happened?Copy !req
394. Well, no. I'm going
to take your arrest recordCopy !req
395. off their computerCopy !req
396. and get us a taxicab.
- Gyp.Copy !req
397. Oh!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
398. Was my appearing from thin airCopy !req
399. and putting everyone to sleep
a disappointment?Copy !req
400. You see that kind of magical
fun constantly, I assume?Copy !req
401. Not cool enough for you?Copy !req
402. - Mother!
- Cuckoo!Copy !req
403. Mother!Copy !req
404. - Mother!
- Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Copy !req
405. Mother! Mother! Mother!Copy !req
406. All my little babies!Copy !req
407. We are finally a family!Copy !req
408. Mother doesn't judge
her sweet children.Copy !req
409. You're free... free to be
yourselves now!Copy !req
410. Mm... that's my mom,
I think.Copy !req
411. Maybe Man! Big Time!Copy !req
412. Can you do mommy
your special favor now?Copy !req
413. - Yes, mother!
- Maybe!Copy !req
414. Could you return me to the dayCopy !req
415. when my little baby Dean
was born?Copy !req
416. Of course!
There's time for that!Copy !req
417. Aren't you a good boy.Copy !req
418. And, Maybe Man, could you
put baby DeanCopy !req
419. in my pink, pillowy wombCopy !req
420. so I can finally give birth
to my teeny-weenie DeanieCopy !req
421. and be his only-wonly mommy?Copy !req
422. Um... Maybe.Copy !req
423. "Finally give birth"?
You're not my mother!Copy !req
424. I knew you were lying!Copy !req
425. Hanky-poo?
You've come to me!Copy !req
426. I'm not a Hank...
She is not my mother!Copy !req
427. Yeah!
She's not my mother, either!Copy !req
428. I'm The Viceroy!
I wanna be a Monarch!Copy !req
429. Butterfly, I mean!Copy !req
430. No! She's not my mother!Copy !req
431. I'm Teddy!
I wanna slide down rainbows!Copy !req
432. And I'm Radical Left!
I want anarchy!Copy !req
433. And... and maybe a nice home
and a family.Copy !req
434. Yeah!
Mother helped build the wall!Copy !req
435. Tear down the wall!Copy !req
436. Play nice, everybody!
Shake hands, you two!Copy !req
437. Settle down! Settle down!Copy !req
438. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
439. No! No! My sweet babies! No!Copy !req
440. Get going!
I'll get your brother!Copy !req
441. That is your worst death confession?Copy !req
442. That? Really?Copy !req
443. What? I let her believe she was
the boy's mother.Copy !req
444. I messed her up pretty bad.Copy !req
445. Beats your "I was an O.S.I.
Traitor, boo hoo" nonsense.Copy !req
446. All right, all right! Here... you see
these man boobs here?Copy !req
447. Well, they kinda turn me on.Copy !req
448. Sometimes I look at them
when I masturbateCopy !req
449. and pretend they're on a lady.Copy !req
450. There!
That's a death confession!Copy !req
451. I can beat it!Copy !req
452. Hank's friend Dermott?
That's my illegitimate son.Copy !req
453. Yup... love child.Copy !req
454. Don't act like you're not
impressed.Copy !req
455. Wow. All right, you win.Copy !req
456. That is...
Wow.Copy !req
457. Aww!
I knew she wasn't our mom.Copy !req
458. That would've been a good thing,
and I don't get good things.Copy !req
459. Yeah, it's just too bad
that a raving lunaticCopy !req
460. that wanted to make you
a baby againCopy !req
461. and then push you up
her lady holeCopy !req
462. isn't our real mom.Copy !req
463. Real tragedy.Copy !req
464. Yeah. Good point.Copy !req
465. Amazingly, you always have
good points, Hank.Copy !req
466. That's "Enrico Matassa,"
my friend.Copy !req
467. Ah, there you are.
Yeah, I couldn't find Teddy.Copy !req
468. It's a madhouse in there.Copy !req
469. I mean, it was a madhouse
to begin with, but...Copy !req
470. Well, you know what I mean.
- Eh, don't worry.Copy !req
471. We'll just tell my dad that we...
went to save Dean.Copy !req
472. What?
You didn't come to save me?Copy !req
473. Aw, geez.
Guild wasps. We gotta haul.Copy !req
474. it's effortless.Copy !req
475. We're just tuned
into each other.Copy !req
476. Ironic that my bestie is
a dust head and my ex-kidnapper.Copy !req
477. He kidnapped you?Copy !req
478. Yeah, about a year ago, when
all those scientists were taken.Copy !req
479. He was working with these guys
called The Monster and...Copy !req
480. Ah, wait, wait.
Don't tell me...Copy !req
481. A guy with a robot voice, right?Copy !req
482. Yeah, that was him.Copy !req
483. Ted just gets mixed up
with these guys,Copy !req
484. like Grumpy Bandersnatch
and that robot guy.Copy !req
485. He's got to stop swinging from
gumdrop trees and grow up.Copy !req
486. I guess I'm like a mentor to him.Copy !req
487. Doc...
Ah, geez.Copy !req
488. I got to tell you something
about Ted.Copy !req
489. You're not gonna like this
at all.Copy !req
490. Hatred, stop moving!Copy !req
491. We're sliding again!Copy !req
492. Grab the branch!Copy !req
493. Your buggy is about to slide
down the gulch!Copy !req
494. Ted?Copy !req
495. it's not a DNA test.Copy !req
496. I'm simply saying
that when you summoned me,Copy !req
497. I felt the mind
of a Venture boy.Copy !req
498. So... I'm a Venture?Copy !req
499. Magic reveals
little more than questions.Copy !req
500. She is a capricious light
that tickles the intellectCopy !req
501. and begs us to peer into
the newly illuminated truth.Copy !req
502. Yeah, that's,
uh, totally confusing.Copy !req
503. Then I, again, have done my job.Copy !req
504. Well if, you know,
I'm a Venture,Copy !req
505. then can you give me
your daughter's new number?Copy !req
506. - Not from beyond the grave, Dermott.Copy !req
507. I come to save you,
and you end up saving me.Copy !req
508. How about that?Copy !req
509. I love you.
You're my best friend.Copy !req
510. Now I have to return
to my Lady BugbearCopy !req
511. and all my friends
in By Golly Gulch.Copy !req
512. Call me, you rascal!Copy !req
513. And give your Ladybug a slap on
the fanny for me, player!Copy !req
514. Ahhhh.Copy !req
515. You see what I'm saying?Copy !req
516. He's a bit out there,
but just true blue.Copy !req
517. Now, what were you gonna
tell me about him?Copy !req
518. Uh, that, uhh... he's a...
burn victim?Copy !req
519. - Oh, my God. Right?Copy !req
520. That nose...Copy !req
521. By the time we found the hover tankCopy !req
522. and removed the like 40
parking tickets on it,Copy !req
523. we figured it was
too late to call, so...Copy !req
524. Oh, we had
an interesting night, too.Copy !req
525. We were saving Dean from Myra,Copy !req
526. who's not our mom,
apparently...?Copy !req
527. Yeah...
Daddy makes mistakes, Hank.Copy !req
528. You boys needed free daycare,Copy !req
529. and when Myra was younger,Copy !req
530. she was quite
the sexual panther.Copy !req
531. I needed my daycare, too.Copy !req
532. Oh, gross!
Dude, that's my cue.Copy !req
533. I don't wanna hear this.
I gotta go to work in two hours.Copy !req
534. Later, loser.Copy !req
535. Latrix,
my fart-flavored friend.Copy !req
536. Yeah, she wore
these little hot pants.Copy !req
537. No! I don't wanna hear it,
either!Copy !req
538. Oh, uh, later...
Dad.Copy !req