1. Fascinating!Copy !req
2. You were right, Rodney!Copy !req
3. The wreck of that old triremeCopy !req
4. is full of ancient Drachmas!Copy !req
5. Heck, that's great news, Doc.Copy !req
6. But we've got a wedding
to get to!Copy !req
7. Jackie-O!
I'd almost forgotten.Copy !req
8. H.E.L.P.Er.!Copy !req
9. Stow those for me, would you?Copy !req
10. Yah!Copy !req
11. I slayed the minotaur!Copy !req
12. "Slew." You slew
the minotaur, Rusty.Copy !req
13. And I brought you along
to GreeceCopy !req
14. to expose you to the classics,Copy !req
15. not to play
"Mad Monsters Party."Copy !req
16. Ahoy!
Last party boat to Skorpios!Copy !req
17. Action!Copy !req
18. Uh, now, don't wait up, Rust.Copy !req
19. Daddy won't be back 'til late.Copy !req
20. Plato's "Republic,"
books I through IV,Copy !req
21. and then straight to bed!Copy !req
22. Spanakopita!Copy !req
23. The Greek spinach pastry?Copy !req
24. The Greek festival!Copy !req
25. Three days of fun in the sunCopy !req
26. on the most secluded island
in Greece...Copy !req
27. Spanikos!Copy !req
28. I first discovered its sultry
pleasures as a young boy.Copy !req
29. You might even say I had my
first "solo adventure" there.Copy !req
30. Eww.
Is that a euphemism?Copy !req
31. Get your mind
out of the gutter, White,Copy !req
32. and into the sparkling seasCopy !req
33. and shimmering sands
of Spanikos!Copy !req
34. I haven't missed a Spanakopita
in 20 years.Copy !req
35. And this year,
it just so happensCopy !req
36. that two slots have opened up.Copy !req
37. Hank's got his rock-'n'-roll
concert,Copy !req
38. and Dean's got, um...
- Plans.Copy !req
39. Now, that's
a "euphemism."Copy !req
40. So, what do you say?Copy !req
41. - Count us in!
- I don't think so.Copy !req
42. - What?
- Why?Copy !req
43. Why don't you think it over
while I refresh your Doc-tails?Copy !req
44. Billy, you had the hot mummy,
right?Copy !req
45. White, another slim gin fizz?Copy !req
46. Eh, still working on my first.Copy !req
47. Look, Billy.Copy !req
48. It's not the best time for us
to just pick up and leave.Copy !req
49. It's a perfect time!Copy !req
50. We've got nothing going on!Copy !req
51. Yeah, but as
the Gravy's manager,Copy !req
52. I should really be at the gig.Copy !req
53. Producer.
You're not our manager.Copy !req
54. Well, we can talk about that
at the gig.Copy !req
55. No, we just talked about it.Copy !req
56. You're not our manager.Copy !req
57. Well!
Do we have a verdict?Copy !req
58. Thanks, but no thanks, Rust.Copy !req
59. Oh, come on!
What's your problem?Copy !req
60. You come on!Copy !req
61. Fun in the sun?
Sparkling seas?Copy !req
62. What... do I have to spell it
out for you people?Copy !req
63. I am an albino!Copy !req
64. This isn't a fashion choice.Copy !req
65. My body literally hates the sun,Copy !req
66. on, like, a molecular level.Copy !req
67. Come on! We'll get you a hatCopy !req
68. and a bucket of zinc oxide.Copy !req
69. It'll be awesome!Copy !req
70. Spanakopita!Copy !req
71. Huh. Usually, there's
someone here to...Copy !req
72. Where the hell is the X-2...Copy !req
73. What the hell is my brother
doing here?Copy !req
74. Don't he usually come to this?Copy !req
75. No, he wasn't even born...
Long story.Copy !req
76. Boys! Let's go!
You coming or what?Copy !req
77. No, Greece isn't on the equator!Copy !req
78. It's like the same latitude
as Virginia!Copy !req
79. Ah!Copy !req
80. Aye!Copy !req
81. Huh?
Is this great or what?Copy !req
82. Uh, it's not quite what I...Copy !req
83. Hey, uh, how'd you find this
place, anyway?Copy !req
84. Got lost at sea
when I was a little kid.Copy !req
85. It was days before my father
found me.Copy !req
86. But lucky for me,
I washed up here,Copy !req
87. during Spanakopita!Copy !req
88. Aye! Spanakopita!Copy !req
89. Spanakopita!Copy !req
90. You know, I looked online
last night.Copy !req
91. I couldn't find a thing
about this place.Copy !req
92. Oh, yeah, that's 'cause they
don't have internet.Copy !req
93. Wait. No internet?Copy !req
94. Oh, this keeps getting better
and better.Copy !req
95. It'll be good to get
back to nature for a while.Copy !req
96. Billy, you practically
turned feralCopy !req
97. the last time
our cable went out.Copy !req
98. That was the "Runway" finale!Copy !req
99. Spanakopita, Giorgos!Copy !req
100. Aye! Dr. Venture!Copy !req
101. Spanakopita!Copy !req
102. And who is this?
I thought I tell you...Copy !req
103. never tell any outsider
about Spanakopita!Copy !req
104. Heh...
Well, I just thought...Copy !req
105. I kid you!Copy !req
106. Any friend of Rusty is
a friend of Giorgos!Copy !req
107. Welcome to Spanakopita!Copy !req
108. Spanakopita.Copy !req
109. Are they gonna keep doing that?Copy !req
110. So, is my usual room ready?Copy !req
111. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
112. A wealthy American, he come in
your Venture boat this morning,Copy !req
113. offer Giorgos more for room.Copy !req
114. Ugh!
Freaking Jonas.Copy !req
115. The, uh, Imperial Suite,
she is still available.Copy !req
116. Imperial, eh?
Is it nice?Copy !req
117. Oh!
Much nicer room.Copy !req
118. And only maybe, uh, $200 more.Copy !req
119. Huh? Friend price for you!Copy !req
120. Hey, I'm smelling
a bait-and-switch here, Doc.Copy !req
121. Oh, don't be
such an ugly American, Hatred.Copy !req
122. Bring the bags up.Copy !req
123. Oh! Heh, hello.Copy !req
124. Didn't expect to see you here,
Mr. St. Cloud.Copy !req
125. Oh, no.
No, no. No, no.Copy !req
126. Well, hello, Quizboy.
Spanakopita.Copy !req
127. St. Cloud?
How the hell did you find us?Copy !req
128. A little bird told me.Copy !req
129. Hey! He's got a Bubo!Copy !req
130. The Bubo.Copy !req
131. Harryhausen's a friend.Copy !req
132. But, of course, even Bubo
pales in comparisonCopy !req
133. to my latest acquisition...Copy !req
134. The original Team Venture
X-2 Super-Hydrofoil,Copy !req
135. painstakingly restored it
to its former glory.Copy !req
136. Gaze upon it, Quizboy.Copy !req
137. This is the closest you'll get
to the real thingCopy !req
138. outside of a picture
on a V.F. lunchbox.Copy !req
139. It's near mint!Copy !req
140. And you're wrong on two counts,
St. Cloud.Copy !req
141. That's not the original X-2.Copy !req
142. The original...Copy !req
143. Was destroyed and rebuilt
in 1968.Copy !req
144. Don't even try to out-trivia me,
Quizboy.Copy !req
145. I already did once.Copy !req
146. It's as debatable as your
eBay top seller rating,Copy !req
147. which I fully intend to destroy,Copy !req
148. just as soon as I finish
destroying your vacation.Copy !req
149. Doc!Copy !req
150. - Get off of him, you...
- Hatred! No! Stop!Copy !req
151. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
152. They're the welcoming committee!Copy !req
153. It's a Spanakopita tradition!Copy !req
154. Spanakopita!Copy !req
155. Spanakopita!Copy !req
156. Spanakopita!Copy !req
157. How much for the full chair
package?Copy !req
158. Spanakopita!Copy !req
159. Spanakopita!Copy !req
160. You know, I've known Rusty
for like 20 years,Copy !req
161. and I have never
seen him like this.Copy !req
162. What... happy?
I know. It's kind of creepy.Copy !req
163. Yeah, speaking of creepy,Copy !req
164. I think my skin is suffocating.Copy !req
165. You got to leave a bare patch
when you put the zinc on.Copy !req
166. Please!
That's a total myth.Copy !req
167. Is not! What... you've never
seen "Goldfinger"?Copy !req
168. Did somebody say "Goldfinger"?Copy !req
169. I see you recognized my outfit,Copy !req
170. as worn by Mr. Gert FroebeCopy !req
171. in the pivotal poolside bridge
sequence.Copy !req
172. St. Cloud, you
poisonous snake!Copy !req
173. That belongs in a museum!Copy !req
174. Mm, a much larger man, Froebe.Copy !req
175. L, of course, had to take it in.Copy !req
176. There was even enough left overCopy !req
177. to make Pei Wie a pair
of little matchy pants.Copy !req
178. Well, there goes my appetite.Copy !req
179. Ah! Smile, my friend!Copy !req
180. What... you no have good time
at Spanakopita?Copy !req
181. Uh, no.
I was, uh, just wondering...Copy !req
182. This, uh, alleged Spanakopita.Copy !req
183. What is it... like, a Saint's
day or a harvest festival?Copy !req
184. Is harvest, yes.
We celebrate the harvest.Copy !req
185. Mm. 'Cause I'm looking
around, and, uh,Copy !req
186. it doesn't seem like much of
anything grows on this island.Copy !req
187. You think too much, my friend!Copy !req
188. Eat! Drink!Copy !req
189. Make merry, my friend!Copy !req
190. For tomorrow, the games begin!Copy !req
191. - Games?
- To see who gets that crown.Copy !req
192. Crown, you say?Copy !req
193. Giorgos, how much
for the Spanakopita crown?Copy !req
194. I'll pay top dollar.Copy !req
195. Oh, no.
Crown is not for sale.Copy !req
196. Must win crown
in Spanakopita games!Copy !req
197. Which you won't.Copy !req
198. We'll just see about that.Copy !req
199. Oh. You wanna put your money
where your mouth is?Copy !req
200. A wager, then?
Very well.Copy !req
201. How does $1 million sound?Copy !req
202. L-I don't have
that kind of money.Copy !req
203. Of course you don't.Copy !req
204. That's why if I win,
you give me the X-1.Copy !req
205. Uh...
deal!Copy !req
206. Ha! Sucker!Copy !req
207. You just got hustled by the
all-time Spanakopita king!Copy !req
208. 20 times running.Copy !req
209. You don't want to make
an enemy of me, Dr. Venture...Copy !req
210. That is, not if you expect to be
invited backCopy !req
211. after I buy this place.Copy !req
212. Oh, you're right.
That is unpleasant.Copy !req
213. Okay, every Spanakopita startCopy !req
214. with running of the goat race.Copy !req
215. First man to make it to beach,
he wins the Drachma!Copy !req
216. And we all know,Copy !req
217. the man with the most drachma at
the end of the festival,Copy !req
218. he is crowned king
of Spanakopita!Copy !req
219. Spanakopita!Copy !req
220. Ah, yeah. Maybe you shouldn't
have tied one on last night.Copy !req
221. Please. I could beat
that pasty...Copy !req
222. Sorry, White... that doughy,
little rich kid in my sleep.Copy !req
223. I got this.Copy !req
224. Ready?
Let the games begin!Copy !req
225. What? Wait a minute!
That's cheating!Copy !req
226. Excuse me, but he's...Copy !req
227. Oh, hey, what's this, now?Copy !req
228. Hey, I'm not dead over here!Copy !req
229. Quickly, Pei Wie.
Use your parkour!Copy !req
230. Parkour!Copy !req
231. Sucker!Copy !req
232. Mm. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
233. Poor, deluded Dr. Venture.Copy !req
234. If you want to fix a horse race,Copy !req
235. you have to buy all
the horses...Copy !req
236. Or, in this case, the goats.Copy !req
237. Yay.Copy !req
238. No touching.Copy !req
239. First, he steals my room,Copy !req
240. now he's trying to steal
my Spanakopita crown!Copy !req
241. He's ruining my vacation!Copy !req
242. Oh, like he's making ours a joy.Copy !req
243. Like it was so great
to begin with.Copy !req
244. Some wingmen.Copy !req
245. You two have got to do
something about him.Copy !req
246. What?
Why is this our problem?Copy !req
247. Because he's your arch enemy!Copy !req
248. I can't get involved.
He's my best customer.Copy !req
249. All right, just stop
waving that huge rock at me!Copy !req
250. How are you even doing that?Copy !req
251. Pumice, for the pumice
carving competition?Copy !req
252. Don't you clowns
read the itinerary?Copy !req
253. Look, talk to the Giorgos guy,Copy !req
254. just get him to
kick him out or something.Copy !req
255. Good luck.
These people love him.Copy !req
256. They love me!Copy !req
257. Now, you fix this, damn it.Copy !req
258. Whatever it takes!Copy !req
259. Or you can both walk back home!Copy !req
260. Yeah, well, so can you, genius!Copy !req
261. You just bet your
freaking plane!Copy !req
262. Come on, Hatred!
The sponges await!Copy !req
263. Eh, thanks.Copy !req
264. Don't think I'm up
for sponge diving, Doc.Copy !req
265. Too many cigars for these
old lungs, you know?Copy !req
266. Ah, your lungs look pretty
healthy to Giorgos, my friend!Copy !req
267. You keep your lungs away
from the goat.Copy !req
268. Maybe they try to feed on you!Copy !req
269. Hey.
Why you calling me, man?Copy !req
270. Hey! Yeah.Copy !req
271. Sorry to bother you, but, uh,Copy !req
272. we're at this Spanakopita
thing...Copy !req
273. Spanakopita!Copy !req
274. Yeah.
And so, why I'm calling is,Copy !req
275. uh, can't put a finger on it,Copy !req
276. but something just seems
downright fishyCopy !req
277. about this operation.Copy !req
278. - Let it go.
- Uh, how's that?Copy !req
279. Whatever you're thinking,
just let it go.Copy !req
280. But they're shifty!Copy !req
281. Uh, they're sneaking around all
hours of the night,Copy !req
282. and everything's so ding-dong
overpriced,Copy !req
283. they must be
funding a terrorist plot!Copy !req
284. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
285. Is Doc having a good time?Copy !req
286. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
287. Then let him have this.Copy !req
288. It's, like, the high point
of his whole year.Copy !req
289. Don't go chasing waterfalls.Copy !req
290. Hello. Brock?Copy !req
291. Nico, say hello, Brock.Copy !req
292. Uh, what's that?
Right away, General!Copy !req
293. Uh, yeah, I got to go.Copy !req
294. No... no Brock?Copy !req
295. Okay. Ls good spot.Copy !req
296. Now, for every sponge you find,Copy !req
297. you win the drachma!Copy !req
298. The man with the most drachma
after five minute, he win!Copy !req
299. Ready?Copy !req
300. What?Copy !req
301. This is how they did it
in olden times!Copy !req
302. Set!Copy !req
303. - Will you stop?
- Go!Copy !req
304. Whoa!Copy !req
305. Four!Copy !req
306. Giorgos?
Little help-ski?Copy !req
307. Oh-ho!
Big man catch big sponge!Copy !req
308. I think we have the winner, yes?Copy !req
309. Again.Copy !req
310. Mighty Zeus, we have
found Rusty!Copy !req
311. There!
On the island of Spanikos.Copy !req
312. He appears to be having...
fun?Copy !req
313. He's supposed to be studying
the classics.Copy !req
314. He must be punished.Copy !req
315. Release the kraken!Copy !req
316. Roar.Copy !req
317. Harryhausen's a friend.Copy !req
318. Billy! Mount me!
We'll fight him together!Copy !req
319. - This is so weird.
- Hey, it's your dream, pally.Copy !req
320. Oh, and by the way, I part my
hair on the other side?Copy !req
321. Will you two shut up
and take care of this?Copy !req
322. He's ruining my vacation!Copy !req
323. Put some condos there.Copy !req
324. Roar.Copy !req
325. Roar.Copy !req
326. Here. Have some money.Copy !req
327. - Aah! Hot potato!
- Screw this!Copy !req
328. No! Where are you going?
Go back!Copy !req
329. Stop! This isn't Icarus!Copy !req
330. You've got the wrong myth!Copy !req
331. White!Copy !req
332. White! I've got it!Copy !req
333. I know how we can beat
St. Cloud!Copy !req
334. Uh... pally?Copy !req
335. A little harder.Copy !req
336. Oh. Oh, that tickles.Copy !req
337. Why are you stopping?Copy !req
338. I don't care what you heard.
I'm not finished.Copy !req
339. Okay, think about it.Copy !req
340. What's the source of all of
St. Cloud's power?Copy !req
341. - His m-m-magic wigs?
- His m-m-money!Copy !req
342. We take that away,
what's he got?Copy !req
343. Big yacht and a private ninja?Copy !req
344. Okay, maybe those things.Copy !req
345. Sweet Goldfinger outfit?Copy !req
346. - Irregardless!
- Eww.Copy !req
347. Sorry. Regardless!Copy !req
348. On this island,
they don't take checks,Copy !req
349. and they don't take
American Express,Copy !req
350. so he's got to have a stash
somewhere on the X-2.Copy !req
351. Why didn't we just walk
across the dock?Copy !req
352. Well, 'cause this is way cooler!Copy !req
353. Whoa!
Look at all this stuff!Copy !req
354. It's like a floating
Planet Hollywood!Copy !req
355. Selfish prick!Copy !req
356. At least Planet Hollywood is
open to the public.Copy !req
357. Oh, look!
That thing from "Raiders"!Copy !req
358. Damn it, White!Copy !req
359. Will you get on the same page
with me, already?Copy !req
360. Fine.
Look... I found his safe.Copy !req
361. You happy now?Copy !req
362. You know how to pick
one of those?Copy !req
363. Crap. False alarm.Copy !req
364. There's nothing in here but
those stupid drachmas.Copy !req
365. Hey, is that the clown
from "F/X2"?Copy !req
366. - White, wait!
- Ohh!Copy !req
367. Oh...Copy !req
368. We did it!Copy !req
369. High five!Copy !req
370. Aha!Copy !req
371. I knew you crumb-bums were up
to something!Copy !req
372. Spanakopita's all just
a front for...Copy !req
373. Uh, whatever this is.Copy !req
374. Bah-bah-bah-bah.Copy !req
375. Put your gun down, my friend.Copy !req
376. I tell you the whole truth
about Spanakopita,Copy !req
377. same I tell Brock
first time he come snooping.Copy !req
378. 1968 was bad year for Spanikos.Copy !req
379. While we struggle just for food,Copy !req
380. richest people in the world come
to Greece for big wedding.Copy !req
381. All those fancy yachts...
Oh, my friend!Copy !req
382. Who could resist such
temptation?Copy !req
383. This game's called
"Trojan Horse."Copy !req
384. I'll be the Greeks,
and you be the Trojans.Copy !req
385. Now, I get inside the horse,
and you bring it into Troy.Copy !req
386. We make good plunder
that night...Copy !req
387. enough to feed our families.Copy !req
388. We take back to Spanikos
to celebrate.Copy !req
389. But we no expect to find
little boy in trunk!Copy !req
390. I recognize him
from newspaper...Copy !req
391. Son of big American scientist.Copy !req
392. So we make plan for ransom,
for big American money!Copy !req
393. We try to call Dr. Venture
the senior,Copy !req
394. tell him our demands.Copy !req
395. But he no answer!Copy !req
396. I've bested you, Venture.
Do you yield?Copy !req
397. Go to Hell-Ron,
L. Ron!Copy !req
398. Jonas! Help!Copy !req
399. Action-n-n-n!Copy !req
400. Engrams!Copy !req
401. G-Get out of my...
head!Copy !req
402. Don't you know a feint
when you see one?Copy !req
403. Kidnapping the former first ladyCopy !req
404. was all but a distraction
for my real target.Copy !req
405. "Apollo...?"Copy !req
406. The Apollo 7, scheduled to
splash down today!Copy !req
407. Wally's on that mission!Copy !req
408. Rusty, he miss his papa
very much.Copy !req
409. After three day, he cry so much,Copy !req
410. we feel terrible inside.Copy !req
411. No, no, no.Copy !req
412. Why do you cry, little one?Copy !req
413. No one should ever be sad at,
uh...Copy !req
414. Spanakopita!
Yeah?Copy !req
415. S-Spanakopita?Copy !req
416. So we invent festival.Copy !req
417. Then Rusty is happy,
and we are happy...Copy !req
418. So happy, when father
finally come,Copy !req
419. we forget all about ransom!Copy !req
420. After 20 years, we forget
about Spanakopita,Copy !req
421. forget about Rusty.Copy !req
422. Then one day, he just show up,Copy !req
423. and he come back every year
since.Copy !req
424. So, uh, there is no Spanakopita.Copy !req
425. Isn't there?Copy !req
426. Well, there's the spinach
pie, but...Copy !req
427. No. Look.Copy !req
428. You would tell him
there's no Spanakopita?Copy !req
429. You would break a lonely,
little boy's heart?Copy !req
430. Billy? You awake?Copy !req
431. White, where are you?Copy !req
432. What did that monster do to us?Copy !req
433. B-Billy, the s...
The sun is coming up!Copy !req
434. Oh, my gosh! My god.Copy !req
435. You stay with me, White!Copy !req
436. I'll get you out of this!Copy !req
437. Too tight!
I can't get loose!Copy !req
438. Bubo? What the fuck?Copy !req
439. Pei Wie?
Why is he helping us?Copy !req
440. The albino code...
A covenant more sacredCopy !req
441. than his loyalty
to St. Cloud.Copy !req
442. Namaste, Pei Wie.Copy !req
443. Oh, here it comes! Hurry!Copy !req
444. Hurry, Billy! Billy! Hurry!Copy !req
445. White! Get with me!Copy !req
446. Aah!Copy !req
447. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
448. Oh-ho-ho-ho!
I think we have the winner!Copy !req
449. Yes, it arrived this morning,
George. Thank you.Copy !req
450. Yes, yes.
And may it also be with you.Copy !req
451. Can we get on with this?Copy !req
452. I'd like my crown
and my X-1 now.Copy !req
453. Where is boy Cyclops
and the ghost man?Copy !req
454. They're all... tied up.Copy !req
455. No, wait... they were too
burnt out to join us.Copy !req
456. Okay, then everybody count up
your drachmaCopy !req
457. and we see who win crown.Copy !req
458. Useless formalities.Copy !req
459. Pei? Give him my Drachmas.Copy !req
460. Look!Copy !req
461. What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
462. The winner!Copy !req
463. In your face,
St. Cloud!Copy !req
464. Oh, yay.
A Pyrrhic victory.Copy !req
465. You see, once I learned of your
duplicitous collusion,Copy !req
466. I arranged with Giorgos here
to buy Spanakopita.Copy !req
467. - What?
- See you next year, "D" -bags.Copy !req
468. Oh, wait... no, I won't.Copy !req
469. Come, Pei Wie!Copy !req
470. What?
G-Giorgos, how could you?Copy !req
471. Oh, Dr. Venture.Copy !req
472. We Greeks, we have a saying...Copy !req
473. "Why sell a man your best goatCopy !req
474. when you can just wrap up
spinach and feta in a phylloCopy !req
475. and call it a goat
instead?"Copy !req
476. You see?Copy !req
477. It's all Greek to me.Copy !req
478. I think what he's saying is, uh,Copy !req
479. the only thing
old St. Cloud ownsCopy !req
480. is a couple million bucks
worth of spinach humble pie.Copy !req
481. So you're not mad at me
for winning your crown?Copy !req
482. No, Billy.Copy !req
483. There's always next year, right?Copy !req
484. No fucking way!Copy !req
485. You see, Dr. Venture, is all
a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
486. Here... take some olive oil,
uh, for your trouble.Copy !req
487. Well, like I always say,Copy !req
488. "Oil's well that ends well!"Copy !req
489. Indeed!Copy !req
490. Kano?
Take Rusty outside, would you?Copy !req
491. I'd like to compensate these
fine gentlemen for their time.Copy !req
492. Bye-bye, Giorgos!Copy !req
493. Bye-bye, Rusty!Copy !req
494. Horace?
Lock the door.Copy !req
495. Oh, no-no-no-no!Copy !req
496. No! Oh, no-no-no!Copy !req
497. Some day, Dr. Venture,
I swear...Copy !req
498. I will make you pay!Copy !req
499. $2,002, $2,003, $2,004...Copy !req