1. Whoa!Copy !req
2. Okay.
I didn't really plan for this.Copy !req
3. Freeze! This is SPHINX!Copy !req
4. Gary?
Come on, you idiot!Copy !req
5. I swear I'm gonna reach down
your throatCopy !req
6. and remove your heart
and eat it.Copy !req
7. Shore Leave? A-Are you part
of Long Division?Copy !req
8. Yeah, that's it.
Brilliant conclusion.Copy !req
9. Nice.
We're undercover, moron.Copy !req
10. We were undercover.
- We've been wearingCopy !req
11. these sweaty-ass, stinking,
spit-soaked masksCopy !req
12. for a week for nothing.Copy !req
13. Good one, chubs.
The kid's dead. So is Tom.Copy !req
14. You killed an 8-year-old kid
with the corpse of the only guyCopy !req
15. who knew where Long Division's
secret base was.Copy !req
16. Aah!
That's so Raven!Copy !req
17. Gary, you better
shoot me or something,Copy !req
18. 'cause I'm about to kill you.Copy !req
19. I was being a good guy!Copy !req
20. You left me SPHINX.
What did you expect me to do?Copy !req
21. Honestly? Use the hot tub
a couple of times.Copy !req
22. Not run around like a lone wolf
fighting crime...Copy !req
23. That we are already fighting.Copy !req
24. Is this my crossbow?Copy !req
25. Oh, come on!
It makes me feel like a wookiee.Copy !req
26. No.
This is my crossbow.Copy !req
27. I get the mini-cereals for variety,Copy !req
28. then Hank eats
all the good ones,Copy !req
29. so now we have a pantry
full of Product 19Copy !req
30. and Special K.Copy !req
31. Where's Hatred?Copy !req
32. What is this,
the silent treatment?Copy !req
33. - Yes.
- Ha! Made you talk.Copy !req
34. Oh, not again.Copy !req
35. I'm getting real sick
of that ex-henchmanCopy !req
36. being a better bodyguard than
the ex-villain I hired.Copy !req
37. It's so depressing
when you say it out loud.Copy !req
38. Ah, look who's coming
to save me.Copy !req
39. It's the entire SPHINX team.Copy !req
40. I'm recruiting now, Grandpa,
so bite me.Copy !req
41. Whip the little guy out.
I'll got get Doc's microscope.Copy !req
42. Oh, I got a shai-hulud
down there.Copy !req
43. There's a damn Paul Muad'dib
riding this worm, my friend.Copy !req
44. You gonna help me blow up
your old boss or what?Copy !req
45. All right.
She's coming in low and slow.Copy !req
46. That's classic Monarch "look at
my cool new thing" approach.Copy !req
47. Should I ready
the extinguishers?Copy !req
48. Please.Copy !req
49. He only uses fire
and lasers at night.Copy !req
50. I got my money on acid
or a magnet kind of thing.Copy !req
51. Ready the acid magnet!Copy !req
52. Bring her in nice and slow,
Dr. My Wife.Copy !req
53. I wanna give them plenty of timeCopy !req
54. to panic and soil their pants!Copy !req
55. 8th power and holding steady.Copy !req
56. Creep in!Copy !req
57. Let them gather their hampersCopy !req
58. in preparation
for a mighty wash loadCopy !req
59. of fear-stained trousers.Copy !req
60. And just as they start
the pretreat...Copy !req
61. Zap! Sizzle!
Acid magnet!Copy !req
62. Just above the thrusters there...Copy !req
63. That's a power coupling
for the secondary externals.Copy !req
64. Unless they plan on spitting
at us through the windows,Copy !req
65. they're screwed.Copy !req
66. Squeeze it.
Don't yank it.Copy !req
67. You're the one that yanks it.Copy !req
68. Deploy the acid magnet!Copy !req
69. Mm, not responding, sir.Copy !req
70. Secondary externals are down.Copy !req
71. Come on!
That's impossible.Copy !req
72. I, uh... think
it might be ♪21.Copy !req
73. How dare you!Copy !req
74. Should we turn around maybe
and cut our losses?Copy !req
75. Never!Copy !req
76. Okay. Now he's in a panic.Copy !req
77. He's gonna have to do somethingCopy !req
78. or he'll look like
a total douche.Copy !req
79. So, here's where he makes the
incredibly bad decision to...Copy !req
80. Jettison the lunch room!Copy !req
81. What is that, patio furniture?Copy !req
82. That is the lunch room.Copy !req
83. There's some metal cases.
Could be explosive.Copy !req
84. Chafing dishes.Copy !req
85. It's Wednesday, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
86. Well, they're filled
with buffalo wings, then,Copy !req
87. and we should totally collect
the ones without dirtCopy !req
88. and lawn chunks on them,
because they are awesome.Copy !req
89. They're really tangy.Copy !req
90. "Ex 'B' guy ISO good guys.Copy !req
91. Tired of henching for a bad guyCopy !req
92. that doesn't appreciate you?Copy !req
93. Then join me in SPHINX."Copy !req
94. No, it's says SPHINX.
Well, what else could it mean?Copy !req
95. Dude, you call him...
I think he still hates meCopy !req
96. for finger banging Theresa.Copy !req
97. Well, what do you call it?Copy !req
98. Oh, that's worse.Copy !req
99. Oh, h-t-t-p, full colon...Copy !req
100. No, the letter "h," then...
Really?Copy !req
101. You just type the... fine.Copy !req
102. Uh, Guildslist dot...Copy !req
103. Yeah, that's it. Right.Copy !req
104. "This is your chance..."Copy !req
105. "to make a change
in the world."Copy !req
106. Yes, I'm reading it.Copy !req
107. You haven't had to type
that crap since the '90s.Copy !req
108. Hold on.Copy !req
109. Stephanie, Tyler's eating
chapstick again.Copy !req
110. It's not a tootsie roll.
It's chapstick.Copy !req
111. I've had the same chapstick
for five years.Copy !req
112. He's gonna get the diarrhea.Copy !req
113. Just take it away from him.Copy !req
114. Yeah, I know. This is perfect.Copy !req
115. Wow.
Listen to this guy's crap.Copy !req
116. "SPHINX is the premier..."Copy !req
117. "intermediate
villainy deactivating service?"Copy !req
118. Way to make it completely
confusing, Gary.Copy !req
119. Viceroy? You want me
to call you that for real?Copy !req
120. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
121. Okay, I'm gonna stop you
right there.Copy !req
122. First off, I'd just like to
congratulate youCopy !req
123. on your fine choice
of candidate.Copy !req
124. And I'd like to add...
This is so right!Copy !req
125. I'm so ready for destiny!
I can't wait to embrace her!Copy !req
126. Whoa!Copy !req
127. It looks like Hank's got himself
a little filly.Copy !req
128. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
129. I knew this day would come.Copy !req
130. But, come on, Destiny?
Destiny is a stripper's name.Copy !req
131. That's a loose woman.Copy !req
132. He's going to be having
dangerous sex with a trollopCopy !req
133. that has "pray for us sinners"
tattooed across her forehead.Copy !req
134. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
135. Dean, you have to pay
the toll...Copy !req
136. One great big hug.Copy !req
137. Hey. Gotta kill them
with kindness.Copy !req
138. Yeah, "kill him," not
disembowel him with kindness.Copy !req
139. I told you I can handle it.Copy !req
140. I'm ready to be a man.Copy !req
141. Oh, listen to him.
He's like his old man.Copy !req
142. But he's too young for someone
named Destiny.Copy !req
143. He should be with a Pam
or a Pamela.Copy !req
144. Or a Pammy, maybe.Copy !req
145. Pammy? The boy is not ready
for a damn Pammy!Copy !req
146. Hatred, you keep an eye on him.Copy !req
147. Gary, my extra man, I'm golden.Copy !req
148. Yes, I mean Viceroy.Copy !req
149. Look, I've been in SPHINX
before,Copy !req
150. and my record speaks for itself.Copy !req
151. Yes, I'm ready to...Copy !req
152. "fight super villainsCopy !req
153. before they become super
villains"?Copy !req
154. Is that what SPHINX has become?Copy !req
155. Who the hell does this clown
think he is?Copy !req
156. What the hell?
Hold on.Copy !req
157. Who the hell is that guy?
He looks like Criss Angel.Copy !req
158. Is that what you like now...
Tacky crap?Copy !req
159. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
160. You're waking up the whole block
with that screaming.Copy !req
161. What are you doing?Copy !req
162. My girlfriend lives there.Copy !req
163. Why are you still screaming?Copy !req
164. Hold on!Copy !req
165. Michael, what the hell are
you doing here?Copy !req
166. Oh, Theresa!
I'm... on the phone.Copy !req
167. There's really good
reception here.Copy !req
168. So, uh, hold on a second.Copy !req
169. Okay, I'm ready to join
SPHINX...Copy !req
170. "and make a change in the world.Copy !req
171. No attitudes.Copy !req
172. 420 friendly, but only
in off time.Copy !req
173. Drama free.
Viceroy@guildslist.org."Copy !req
174. That doesn't sound remotely familiar?Copy !req
175. No, but it's hilarious.Copy !req
176. Hey, you want me to read
"missed connections"Copy !req
177. or "casual encounters" next?Copy !req
178. Seriously, that didn't sound
like ♪21 wrote it?Copy !req
179. What is this made of?
It's so smooth.Copy !req
180. It even feels like skin.Copy !req
181. It tells me how it feels
to be new.Copy !req
182. Bio-plastiche.Copy !req
183. Does yours have a weird
pee-pee smell?Copy !req
184. Yeah, like a...
Like a gerbil cage.Copy !req
185. Ready?Copy !req
186. Ta-da!
I'm a Brooklyn beardo.Copy !req
187. You look like
Zach Gala... finakius.Copy !req
188. I thought you were gonna
be a hot chick.Copy !req
189. It's gonna take more than
a hot chick to getCopy !req
190. into the Venture compound
and plant explosives.Copy !req
191. So, how are we doing this?Copy !req
192. With our
Scooby-Dooby-Doo magic masks.Copy !req
193. I don't care.
We'll wing it.Copy !req
194. Get your disguise on.Copy !req
195. Disguise.
I'm a super villain.Copy !req
196. All I have is
my sweet-ass costume.Copy !req
197. You have nothing that isn't a
spandex butterfly costume?Copy !req
198. I don't know.
I have a bathrobe,Copy !req
199. foul-weather gear,
and a winter coat.Copy !req
200. Oh, and some gag t-shirts from
my bachelor party, maybe.Copy !req
201. Listen up, recruits.Copy !req
202. My name is General Gathers.Copy !req
203. I'm mommy in this play school.Copy !req
204. Welcome to the new O.S.I.Copy !req
205. Now, how many of you are
familiar with the old SPHINX?Copy !req
206. Okay, wow. That's great.Copy !req
207. Well, we don't chase
the O.S.I. aroundCopy !req
208. once a week for the press
anymore.Copy !req
209. After The Pyramid Wars,
all this junk became new SPHINX,Copy !req
210. and what we do now is we fi...Copy !req
211. Dude, you can put
your hand down.Copy !req
212. - Uh, where's the bathroom?
- Do you need to push a mess?Copy !req
213. No. That's gross.
It's tinkles.Copy !req
214. Tinkles?
Well, if it's wicked-bad...Copy !req
215. There's the door.Copy !req
216. You're afraid of blood?
There's the door.Copy !req
217. You want to stay and fight?
Well, we know the enemy.Copy !req
218. We have their names, faces,Copy !req
219. turn-ons, turn-offs,
and dream dates.Copy !req
220. They've grown fat and lazy.
We are hungry dogs!Copy !req
221. That's why I think
snacking at the work stationsCopy !req
222. is okay, but, seriously,Copy !req
223. nothing that gets goo or crumbs
on the panels.Copy !req
224. You know, think Slim Jims
and protein bars.Copy !req
225. Cream puffs!
They're not warriors.Copy !req
226. We'll be the ticks
on their dogs,Copy !req
227. the lint in their dryers,Copy !req
228. and the crust in the corner
of their eyes.Copy !req
229. The Guild is the enemy.
It's time to...Copy !req
230. Pick fun code names!Copy !req
231. Okay, let's get creative here.
How about...Copy !req
232. Wind Song... master
of the fighting arts.Copy !req
233. Diamond Backdraft...
Lord of the legless beastsCopy !req
234. and keeper of their fire form.Copy !req
235. Commander...
Mythic Mastermind...Copy !req
236. Whoa, whoa.
I'm SPHINX commander.Copy !req
237. But you said you're "The Viceroy."
Way to be confusing.Copy !req
238. Okay, I'm Mr. Daddy WarlordCopy !req
239. of The Children of the Corn
or whatever.Copy !req
240. Good. You're Daddy Warlord,
you big baby.Copy !req
241. What about you?Copy !req
242. Because this is my destiny,Copy !req
243. I shall take the name Destiny.Copy !req
244. That's more of a girl
from "Rock of Love's" name,Copy !req
245. but whatever.Copy !req
246. You know, I'm pretty sure
Wind Song is a perfume, anyways.Copy !req
247. All right, SPHINX.
Let's get...Copy !req
248. out there and fight the good fight!Copy !req
249. I'm boiling in this costume.Copy !req
250. I'm dressed like an Eskimo.
- Inuit.Copy !req
251. I am totally into it, just hot.Copy !req
252. No, they're called Inuits,
not Eskimos.Copy !req
253. Would you stop whining
and take off your parka?Copy !req
254. "Beaver Inspectors"?Copy !req
255. - Uh, yeah.
- Nice move.Copy !req
256. - Is this a joke?
- Joke?Copy !req
257. Look, pal. Beavers
are destroying your home,Copy !req
258. so you just keep laughing
while they build a damCopy !req
259. with what used to be
your basement.Copy !req
260. Beavers? Please.Copy !req
261. That shirt means you want
to inspect a...Copy !req
262. you know... vagina.Copy !req
263. Whatever.
We could just leave, I guess.Copy !req
264. Did you just say vagina?Copy !req
265. You probably have a week before
this structure comes down.Copy !req
266. Yeah. Not our problem.Copy !req
267. I guess you can just sign here
to prove that we warned you...Copy !req
268. Fine.
This is all I need.Copy !req
269. Okay, meet me around back.Copy !req
270. Ow! What?
We kicked ass.Copy !req
271. I am gonna spread
some mustard on this baloney.Copy !req
272. It's gonna stop now!
- I'm trying to run SPHINX.Copy !req
273. I am a good guy now.
Why can't you believe that?Copy !req
274. Once a bad guy,
always a bad guy.Copy !req
275. You were a bad guy, too,
you idiot.Copy !req
276. Uh... all right.
Touché.Copy !req
277. Listen, I'm here to talk to Hank
about Destiny.Copy !req
278. I'm worried about him.
He's in over his head.Copy !req
279. Hank's an adult.
He's ready to enter destiny.Copy !req
280. And I'm gonna show him how.
I've done it already.Copy !req
281. That is perverse!Copy !req
282. I insist on meeting
this Destiny character.Copy !req
283. All right, fine.
Destiny, front and center.Copy !req
284. Sweet Christmas!
She is a lively one.Copy !req
285. I can see the attraction.Copy !req
286. Whoa, since when did
we get strength suitsCopy !req
287. and ninja-guy outfits?Copy !req
288. They... they were in the back
in the command-gear hold.Copy !req
289. There's a command-gear
hold?Copy !req
290. Why doesn't anybody tell me
this stuff?Copy !req
291. I am a golden goddess.
Gary, check this out!Copy !req
292. Wow.
Well, that's Destiny.Copy !req
293. Unless you have other business,
visiting time is over.Copy !req
294. Why don't you make me leave?Copy !req
295. Uh... metaphorically.Copy !req
296. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
297. Hmph. Just enjoying
your report on Long Division.Copy !req
298. Thinking of optioning it to
Robin Williams and Jim Carrey.Copy !req
299. All right. I'm gonna
pretend we can explain...Copy !req
300. Don't bother.
You get your cover blownCopy !req
301. by a "Gary"
that kills Short DivisionCopy !req
302. with another guy he killed,Copy !req
303. and then you fill up Gary's
pillowcase with snicker barsCopy !req
304. and send him home?Copy !req
305. Come on. Short Division
was an 8-year-oldCopy !req
306. that smoked two packs a dayCopy !req
307. and shot his henchmen
when they cussed.Copy !req
308. The kid was an a-hole.Copy !req
309. Look, we didn't get
to the secret base,Copy !req
310. but Long Division is hobbled.Copy !req
311. All we need to do is...Copy !req
312. All you need to do is tell me
what the fuck a Gary isCopy !req
313. and explain why he's not
in a body bag.Copy !req
314. You remember
that ex-Monarch henchmanCopy !req
315. that we gave SPHINX to?Copy !req
316. Well, he thinks he's a crime
fighter now,Copy !req
317. and, uh, he's good
enough at it to...Copy !req
318. Burn my ass!
Clean this mess up.Copy !req
319. I don't want to hear the word
"SPHINX" again.Copy !req
320. Go tell that deranged, giant
man-baby that playtime is over.Copy !req
321. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
322. You need to be briefed
and trained.Copy !req
323. Oh, and I'm gonna order personal
pan pizzas for everyone...Copy !req
324. Any two toppings.Copy !req
325. I'm watching my figure,
Gary. Salad?Copy !req
326. No offense, Viceroy,Copy !req
327. but we've been at this game
for a long time.Copy !req
328. We fought in the flippin'
Pyramid Wars.Copy !req
329. Whoa, geez.
The Pyramid Wars.Copy !req
330. I didn't know you guys were
ex-O.S.I.Copy !req
331. All right.
We're just gonna jump in.Copy !req
332. I made some workbooks.
- Viceroy, no workbooks!Copy !req
333. Sphinx, evil awaits!Copy !req
334. I'm calling forth
the Mighty Khafra...Copy !req
335. The man-faced lion
that reigns over the heavens.Copy !req
336. How do you guys know this stuff?Copy !req
337. Um, push the big red button?Copy !req
338. So, what are we looking for?Copy !req
339. - Aquatic rodents, Tad...
- Structural damage, feces,Copy !req
340. crab-apple sized dung balls...Copy !req
341. Brown mostly,
white if they're old.Copy !req
342. Yeah, most of your homes are
infested with paper beaver,Copy !req
343. but you have a red well beaver
at this station.Copy !req
344. - How can you tell?
- Watch.Copy !req
345. A-ow-wee-kee-kee-kee...Copy !req
346. What my partner is doing isCopy !req
347. making the sound of a hungry
paper beaver pup.Copy !req
348. If you had paper beavers,
they'd be here by now,Copy !req
349. and you'd smell their lactations.Copy !req
350. They have a pungent, syrupy
breast milk.Copy !req
351. I've never noticed anything
like that down here.Copy !req
352. - Of course you haven't, Tad.
- It's Thaddeus.Copy !req
353. Yeah, Tad, once you
see them, it's too late.Copy !req
354. Here. Give me a hand here.Copy !req
355. You got to get them at
the larval stage.Copy !req
356. Beaver larva?Copy !req
357. Well, it's a baby... like a
baby, but a baby beaver.Copy !req
358. A little baby beaver.Copy !req
359. Yeah, these are, uh,
beaver deterrents.Copy !req
360. They emit a high-frequency pulse
that beavers just hate.Copy !req
361. It drives them nuts.Copy !req
362. Dean! Hey, hey, Dean!Copy !req
363. Don't you know how to knock?Copy !req
364. I wasn't sure you were in here
with all these lights off.Copy !req
365. It's like a damn mausoleum.Copy !req
366. - Well, what do you want?
- Your help.Copy !req
367. I suck at this bodyguard thing.Copy !req
368. Brock's watch keeps beeping
"explosives present,"Copy !req
369. your brother's fornicating
with Destiny,Copy !req
370. and Gary's got a militia,Copy !req
371. you're burning candles,
you got those cutting scars...Copy !req
372. Huh? Oh, I got my arm
caught in a...Copy !req
373. Caught in a web of sadness.Copy !req
374. I know that you cut to feel
something, Dean...Copy !req
375. To feel anything.Copy !req
376. What are you talking about?Copy !req
377. I'm not legally allowed
to hold you,Copy !req
378. but I am sworn
to protect you, Dean.Copy !req
379. What the...?Copy !req
380. He's upped his game.
Let's go!Copy !req
381. SPHINX commander, target located,Copy !req
382. course is plotted.Copy !req
383. One more time...
I'm SPHINX command...Copy !req
384. Wait. What target?Copy !req
385. No! I'm SPHINX commander!Copy !req
386. You're just a usurper
playing dress-up.Copy !req
387. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
388. You guys are old team SPHINX.
I knew it.Copy !req
389. I'm such a retard.Copy !req
390. Oh, you really are.Copy !req
391. It was embarrassingly easy
to do this.Copy !req
392. Great. Right when everything
gets super cool...Copy !req
393. Hush, my sweet countess.
Daddy's back.Copy !req
394. Everything is just as it was.Copy !req
395. Listen, I'm old hat
at kicking addictions, Dean.Copy !req
396. Little boys, obsessive
relationships,Copy !req
397. booze, and nail biting...
I kicked them all.Copy !req
398. Mr. Hatred, I just have
some things to work out.Copy !req
399. I'm not addicted to anything.Copy !req
400. Denial is the first sign
of addiction.Copy !req
401. Ah, we have a winner.Copy !req
402. Swing that light over here.Copy !req
403. Yep. Explosives.Copy !req
404. When Uncle Hatred was a villain,Copy !req
405. he used this kind but in green.Copy !req
406. Monarch crew used to steal
crap from usCopy !req
407. and paint 'em yellow,Copy !req
408. so looks like we discovered
Gary's little plan.Copy !req
409. Dart-19, what is your position?Copy !req
410. Oh, hey, Hunter.Copy !req
411. Yeah, we're in, uh, my room
listening to records.Copy !req
412. Brock's gonna french braid
my hair.Copy !req
413. Well, then,
don't bother going to SPHINX H.Q.Copy !req
414. SPHINX H.Q. is heading
straight at us.Copy !req
415. Straight at Baby Girl!Copy !req
416. Switch your radar to Delta 4.Copy !req
417. - Rerouting for intercept.
- All right. You're on scene.Copy !req
418. Now take her down.Copy !req
419. And if you don't,
Baby Girl will.Copy !req
420. Over and out.Copy !req
421. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
422. Ugh, what is Gary's damage?Copy !req
423. He is destroying my reputationCopy !req
424. worse than that jock I dated
in high school.Copy !req
425. Of course the science
racket isn't always serious.Copy !req
426. Look... it's a molecular
redistributor,Copy !req
427. and I'm sitting on it
like a horse.Copy !req
428. Brock just had to get the camera.Copy !req
429. So, who are the little girls?Copy !req
430. Oh, those are my boys...Copy !req
431. Raggedy Ann and Andy for
Halloween that year.Copy !req
432. They grow up so fast.Copy !req
433. Well, when you let them, I mean.Copy !req
434. Doc! Doc, I think...Copy !req
435. Oh. Hello.
Doc, I need to talk privately.Copy !req
436. We have some problems
that might be...Copy !req
437. explosive.Copy !req
438. Gentlemen, I'll be right back.Copy !req
439. My butler doesn't quite know
his place yet.Copy !req
440. There's a picture of Venture
dressed as Rambo.Copy !req
441. You gotta see this.
You will piss yourself.Copy !req
442. Um, sweetie, Hatred found
the explosives.Copy !req
443. Did you not catch that?Copy !req
444. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
445. He did what?Copy !req
446. Get your crap.
We can leave through the back.Copy !req
447. Why are you old guys
doing this? Revenge?Copy !req
448. So, you wait 30 years for me
to put out a want ad?Copy !req
449. You want the truth?
You're gonna hate it.Copy !req
450. I don't even
like talking about it.Copy !req
451. Might as well.
I'm clearly not busy here.Copy !req
452. SPHINX was pretty serious.Copy !req
453. Yeah, we got our asses kicked
by O.S.I. all the time,Copy !req
454. but we were hard core.Copy !req
455. When you join SPHINX,
we put a cyanide chipCopy !req
456. right in your brain.Copy !req
457. 100% loyalty, or we flip
the switch.Copy !req
458. Whoa. And I thought
my old job was nuts.Copy !req
459. Well, you can't get
these things out.Copy !req
460. And they don't last forever.Copy !req
461. We all have maybe a year
left to live,Copy !req
462. so when your ad came up,
we figuredCopy !req
463. we could go out like SPHINX.Copy !req
464. Flame it.Copy !req
465. Well, we have nothing to do with
your acid head... problem.Copy !req
466. Why can't you just let us go?Copy !req
467. It would ruin the commander.Copy !req
468. You look just like the Countess
in that outfit.Copy !req
469. After she left him,
he hasn't been the same.Copy !req
470. Yeah, that was
her strength suit.Copy !req
471. Totally forgot it was
a strength suit.Copy !req
472. All right.
Get to the bridge.Copy !req
473. I'm gonna try and find
the engine room.Copy !req
474. You had a bad hit
of blotter and killed someoneCopy !req
475. 'cause he learned
your terrible secret?Copy !req
476. Maybe you masturbated
with a Furby.Copy !req
477. What could be so bad?Copy !req
478. I just know a little too much.Copy !req
479. You wanna rap about it?Copy !req
480. You... want me to make up
a rhyme?Copy !req
481. No, I was trying to be a...Copy !req
482. Dean, growing up is hard.Copy !req
483. It's supposed to be.
You're not like anyone.Copy !req
484. You're... you're Dean.Copy !req
485. And you're the best Dean.Copy !req
486. Huh.
That almost helps.Copy !req
487. So, what?
We leave them here?Copy !req
488. Yeah.
That'll send a message.Copy !req
489. Steady on course.Copy !req
490. L-I-I don't remember
this at all.Copy !req
491. You are gonna have to get
over that damn photo.Copy !req
492. I can't run this alone.Copy !req
493. Look, look!
That is me in that picture.Copy !req
494. I'm playing with Dr. Venture.
Playing!Copy !req
495. Wee! Fun! Yay!Copy !req
496. And who's that
in the background?Copy !req
497. Oh, nobody... just my parents.Copy !req
498. Yes, fine, that's nuts.Copy !req
499. Can we talk about this later?Copy !req
500. I don't remember any of this!Copy !req
501. Blondie, Sailor Boy,
this is Smoke Stack.Copy !req
502. Target is locked in.Copy !req
503. We will open fire
if you do not respond.Copy !req
504. Damn it, you two.Copy !req
505. Smoke Stack, this is Blondie.Copy !req
506. Hold your fire.
I'm in position.Copy !req
507. Repeat. Hold your fire.
Just give me 10.Copy !req
508. Roger. Give 'em hell, son.Copy !req
509. You heard 'em, kiddies.
Stay frosty.Copy !req
510. All right, weirdo,
the game is over.Copy !req
511. Knock this crap off, or I will
go karate bananas on you!Copy !req
512. Countess!Copy !req
513. Soon the O.S.I. will be
destroyed,Copy !req
514. and we can finally be
together again.Copy !req
515. Look, seriously,
I will karate you.Copy !req
516. Ow. That is entirely
not necessary.Copy !req
517. Ah, I remember kicking
your ass when I was a kid.Copy !req
518. Still fun.Copy !req
519. Dude, the old SPHINX crewCopy !req
520. is gonna attack the O.S.I.
any second.Copy !req
521. Communications are down
and we're using these.Copy !req
522. What is that?Copy !req
523. It's a shake weight, I think.
I can't find anything else.Copy !req
524. I can't even find fucking
Engineering.Copy !req
525. Have you seen Hank?Copy !req
526. Nice job, Gary.Copy !req
527. You are in so much trouble.Copy !req
528. Brock Samson.Copy !req
529. It's just like old times.Copy !req
530. I thought you went
into the private sector.Copy !req
531. Things change.Copy !req
532. So, you and The Countess figured
you'd take the jalopy outCopy !req
533. for one last ride?Copy !req
534. - Brock, it's me, Hank.
- Hank?Copy !req
535. What are you doing here,
and why...Copy !req
536. Why are you on his lap?Copy !req
537. He needs my bosom, Brock.Copy !req
538. Plus, the suit is frozen.
I can't move.Copy !req
539. My Countess forgot that
her suit is programmedCopy !req
540. to never hurt her man,Copy !req
541. so put the crossbow down.Copy !req
542. Hank, uh, can you
close your eyes?Copy !req
543. - Of course.
- Then do it.Copy !req
544. I can't open them yet, can I?Copy !req
545. - Nope.Copy !req
546. Come on, man.Copy !req
547. Oh, who's gonna feed my snakes?Copy !req
548. Wow. It's so depressing.
Just look at him.Copy !req
549. I suddenly get why my dad
used to say,Copy !req
550. "I'm not gonna punish you.Copy !req
551. You've punished yourself enough."Copy !req
552. My dad likes to punish us
while we punish ourselves.Copy !req
553. I am a complete loser.Copy !req
554. You know, I was thinkingCopy !req
555. that this kind of
looked better on you.Copy !req
556. You work it like a wookiee.Copy !req
557. Oh, I've been waiting
to do this for 30 years.Copy !req
558. Position artillery!Copy !req
559. Arm all explosives!Copy !req
560. Wait for my mark!
I want them to see us.Copy !req
561. Monarch again.
It's exhausting.Copy !req
562. You want me to go out there?Copy !req
563. What are they gonna do?Copy !req
564. Drop a dinette set on my lawn?Copy !req
565. Detonate the explosives!Copy !req
566. Fire all canons!Copy !req
567. What the hell was that?Copy !req
568. I don't get it.
It looks like we just blew up...Copy !req
569. SPHINX for the last time.Copy !req