1. Oh, you big perv!Copy !req
2. Please tell me you didn't
wake me up at the crack of dawnCopy !req
3. to watch you sniff
your ex's panties.Copy !req
4. Not in the mood, man.
Let's just do this.Copy !req
5. I gotta know...Copy !req
6. Whoa, Black Lightning! Steady, girl!Copy !req
7. Thank you for the ride,
Mr. Outrider, sir.Copy !req
8. Dean?Copy !req
9. What? What are you
waiting for, a tip?Copy !req
10. I thought maybe I should have
a little chat with your father.Copy !req
11. And I thought I told you to go
fuck yourself!Copy !req
12. Hank? How could you just
leave me like that?Copy !req
13. I expect that kind of stuff
from Dermott, but you?Copy !req
14. Henry Allen Venture!
I am speaking to you!Copy !req
15. Morning, sleepyhead.Copy !req
16. N-Nikki. Hi.
What are you...Copy !req
17. I was just watching you sleep.Copy !req
18. Mmm.
You smell like gasoline.Copy !req
19. It's so manly.
- Nikki! Come on, now, Peaches.Copy !req
20. We're gonna be late
for our shift.Copy !req
21. What is he doin' here?Copy !req
22. You'll see.Copy !req
23. It's gonna be a fresh,
new start for us.Copy !req
24. I'll give Doc my notice,
get this "V" lasered off.Copy !req
25. Eh, d-darn thing
ain't workin'.Copy !req
26. Eh, hang on a sec.Copy !req
27. - Can I help you?
- Yeah, who's this, now?Copy !req
28. My darling! You're safe!Copy !req
29. Vandering off in the middle
of our session!Copy !req
30. I was up all night, sick
vith worry.Copy !req
31. Thank you so much
for bringing her home.Copy !req
32. Eh, how much do I owe you?Copy !req
33. That'll be, uh, $14.50, sir.Copy !req
34. Gah!Copy !req
35. I'm gonna take a nice, hot bathCopy !req
36. and climb straight into bed.Copy !req
37. You go on ahead.
I'm gonna wait down here.Copy !req
38. Wait?
Wait for what, sweetie?Copy !req
39. Oh, ya know, ♪21 will be along
any minute now.Copy !req
40. Can't wait to see the look
on his face.Copy !req
41. Ugh. He's not coming back, hon.
Remember? He quit.Copy !req
42. Exactly what Venture will think!Copy !req
43. God, he played it beautifully!Copy !req
44. I almost believed him myself!
- Honey...Copy !req
45. Geez, I hope he brings
the Monarch Mobile back.Copy !req
46. Anyway, don't wait up for me.
I'll be up soon.Copy !req
47. A-A-A-A-NY minute now.Copy !req
48. Who are you?Copy !req
49. What the hell are you doing
in that uniform?Copy !req
50. Where the hell are Brock
and Shore Leave?Copy !req
51. And what the hell happened here
last night?Copy !req
52. Rust?Copy !req
53. Hey, big brother.
It's J.J.Copy !req
54. Just calling to check up
on the progressCopy !req
55. of those ray shields
for Gargantua-2.Copy !req
56. Uh...
yeah, yeah,Copy !req
57. I've been, uh,
meaning to call you about that.Copy !req
58. Yeah, 'cause I'm looking
at the schedge here,Copy !req
59. and we're just a few months out
from the opening,Copy !req
60. but I haven't seen
so much as a model yet,Copy !req
61. much less a prototype.Copy !req
62. What's that?Copy !req
63. Sorry... can't hear you over
all this shield manufacturing.Copy !req
64. Yeah, we're in full
production here.Copy !req
65. No time to talk.
I'll call you soon!Copy !req
66. Time for you to hit the road,
babe.Copy !req
67. Daddy's got work to do.Copy !req
68. BroooockCopy !req
69. Shit.Copy !req
70. Looks like we ain't done yet.Copy !req
71. So, we're leaving?
Just like that?Copy !req
72. No, we're leaving
just like that.Copy !req
73. Ugh!
Not a moment too soon!Copy !req
74. Brown was never my color.Copy !req
75. Now that Hunter's the new
H.N.I.C. of the O.S.I.,Copy !req
76. we're off the disavowed list.Copy !req
77. We're un-disavowed!
Uh, re-avowed?Copy !req
78. Hey, doesn't that make me
O.S.I., too?Copy !req
79. Like, don't I get like,
grandfathered in?Copy !req
80. Sorry, man.
It doesn't work like that.Copy !req
81. But I thought we were a team.Copy !req
82. I quit my job and everything.
What am I supposed to do now?Copy !req
83. I don't know...
File for unemployment?Copy !req
84. Hey!
What... what about S.P.H.I.N.X.?Copy !req
85. It's all yours, man.
Rent's paid up 'til the end of the year,Copy !req
86. so, uh... have fun.Copy !req
87. Gentlemen, I give you...Copy !req
88. Gargantua-2!Copy !req
89. The largest, most advanced
space stationCopy !req
90. mankind has ever seen.Copy !req
91. But space is a cluttered,
untidy place.Copy !req
92. Not unlike, say,
the utility drawerCopy !req
93. of the average American kitchen.Copy !req
94. Asteroids, meteors,
space junk...Copy !req
95. These are but a few
of the many perilsCopy !req
96. that await Gargantua-2 in
the cold vastness of space.Copy !req
97. To say nothing of cosmic rays...Copy !req
98. - Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi...
- Thank you, Hank.Copy !req
99. Which is why
Venture Industries has beenCopy !req
100. subcontracted
to design and buildCopy !req
101. an electromagnetic
plasma-ray shieldCopy !req
102. to protect Gargantua-2.Copy !req
103. Like so.Copy !req
104. - Ow!
- Hank!Copy !req
105. The real one will cover
the whole thing, of course.Copy !req
106. Well, a project of this scale
is gonna take years.Copy !req
107. - We have three months.
- I-Impossible!Copy !req
108. Not if we all pitch in
and work together.Copy !req
109. Where's Dean?Copy !req
110. Ahh.
Hah.Copy !req
111. Whoa!
Dean with the new look!Copy !req
112. Good morning, son.Copy !req
113. We were just going over
the plans for the new...Copy !req
114. Was that a can of gasoline?Copy !req
115. What is this, your pyromania phase?Copy !req
116. 'Cause that Outrider guy
keeps calling.Copy !req
117. - Mind your own business.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
118. The motto on the first
penny issuedCopy !req
119. by the Continental Congress
in 1787,Copy !req
120. designed by Benjamin Franklin.Copy !req
121. Okay.
Interesting fun fact.Copy !req
122. So, what's with all the black?Copy !req
123. "Black... lacking in
hue and brightness, achromatic.Copy !req
124. It neither emits
nor reflects lightCopy !req
125. in any part of the visible
spectrumCopy !req
126. and absorbs all such
frequencies of light."Copy !req
127. All right,
you're scaring me now.Copy !req
128. I've been listening
to this stupid learning bedCopy !req
129. my whole life,
and you know what?Copy !req
130. I haven't learned shit!Copy !req
131. I could tell you how many taste
buds are on the human tongue,Copy !req
132. but I've never even
French-kissed a girl!Copy !req
133. Well, no wonder,
with that mouth.Copy !req
134. Since when did you take up
cussing?Copy !req
135. I'm sick of living
my life in a box!Copy !req
136. I don't wanna be a scientist
or a boy adventurerCopy !req
137. or even a Venture brother
anymore!Copy !req
138. I wanna be my own man.Copy !req
139. Okay, son, take it easy.Copy !req
140. I'll tell you what... you help
daddy with his new project,Copy !req
141. and you can have the attic.Copy !req
142. Aw, sweet!
If Dean's pulling a Greg Brady,Copy !req
143. then ipso facto, I am gettin'
my own Hank cave!Copy !req
144. Not that this hasn't
been a gas and all,Copy !req
145. but Conjectural Technology
doesn't work pro Bono.Copy !req
146. I thought your brother was
funding this thing.Copy !req
147. He is.
We don't get paid 'til we deliver.Copy !req
148. Didn't he give you
an advance or nothing?Copy !req
149. Oh!
Blew through that, like, a year ago.Copy !req
150. But trust me... this guy's good
for some start-up cash.Copy !req
151. Bit of a pill, honestly, but
he's my best customer.Copy !req
152. Ah. Here he comes.Copy !req
153. Is it... Bruce Wayne?Copy !req
154. Oh, god. No.
Not him. It can't be.Copy !req
155. No, Billy, I was kidding.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
156. I sense something... a presence
I haven't felt since...Copy !req
157. Well, hello again,
Mr. St...Copy !req
158. St. Clo-o-o-o-ud!Copy !req
159. Uh... t-this is
my colleague, Billy...Copy !req
160. Billy Quizboy.Copy !req
161. I recognized your foul stench
when I was brought on board.Copy !req
162. Ah. No need
for introductions, then.Copy !req
163. I was under the impression
this was to beCopy !req
164. a private viewing,
Dr. Venture.Copy !req
165. You assured me there'd be
no other collectors.Copy !req
166. Oh, I was just
leaving, St. Cloud.Copy !req
167. White, fetch
the Conjectu-Cycle.Copy !req
168. "Fetch"?
What am I, your servant?Copy !req
169. - Just do it!
- Well!Copy !req
170. I've got a lot of exciting items
to show you.Copy !req
171. So, shall we away to the hangar?Copy !req
172. No, this has nothing
to do with Triana.Copy !req
173. Black is how I feel,
so black is what I wear.Copy !req
174. And dye your hair with
and paint your room with.Copy !req
175. Look, take it from a fella who
just got dumped himself, Dean.Copy !req
176. There are other fish
in the sea...Copy !req
177. A whole school of 'em.Copy !req
178. Literally a school!Copy !req
179. Though, not literally fish,
of course.Copy !req
180. God, this looks interesting.Copy !req
181. Are you guys
with the space program?Copy !req
182. Oh, it's not NASA or anything.Copy !req
183. It's like for a personal space
station, I think.Copy !req
184. So your dad is like
the farmer astronaut?Copy !req
185. Eh, no, not really.Copy !req
186. I mean, he's like...
Is there a movieCopy !req
187. where a guy tries to scam
money off his brotherCopy !req
188. that used to be
a parasitic tumor?Copy !req
189. Are you gonna be there?Copy !req
190. - Ugh!
- Sorry, brah. Little help?Copy !req
191. 'Sup, Thalia?
- Martin!Copy !req
192. Your Frisbee golf just
became violent.Copy !req
193. You, like, knocked down
a person.Copy !req
194. Are you okay?Copy !req
195. Um...
you have a little bit of...Copy !req
196. Huh? Oh. Yeah.
I'm... growing a goatee.Copy !req
197. You have been chosenCopy !req
198. because you are the best studentsCopy !req
199. in the physics department
at your university.Copy !req
200. You are the best of the best.Copy !req
201. I'm majoring in sports medicine!Copy !req
202. Okay, you've been chosen because
I accepted every application.Copy !req
203. But you should still consider
yourselves lucky,Copy !req
204. because you are the instruments
of my brilliance!Copy !req
205. You are the Palaemon project.Copy !req
206. We're not making a ray shield
for Gargantua-2...Copy !req
207. We're making history!Copy !req
208. You guys should've
cheered there.Copy !req
209. - You're losin' 'em, Doc.
- This crowd is impossible to read.Copy !req
210. Let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
211. All right, listen up!Copy !req
212. Dr. Venture has many enemies!Copy !req
213. There are dangerous men
out there who are readyCopy !req
214. to torture and disembowel you
for your knowledge of this project!Copy !req
215. Unacceptable!Copy !req
216. So, for your safety,
you'll all be bivouacking hereCopy !req
217. at the compound
for the duration.Copy !req
218. And we got the E-Den all
set up for that.Copy !req
219. Hey, hey, hey, hey, people!Copy !req
220. This is for your protection!Copy !req
221. Ooh, you just wowed them.Copy !req
222. They hate safety.
Don't blame me.Copy !req
223. All right, those of you
in white cleansuitsCopy !req
224. are development class.Copy !req
225. Those in orange
are manufacturing class.Copy !req
226. And all of you in green...
You're in special class.Copy !req
227. Short bus class!Copy !req
228. There's nothing funny
about special class.Copy !req
229. They are my personal helpers.Copy !req
230. And that makes them better
than the rest of you.Copy !req
231. Yeah, I'd just like
to chime in hereCopy !req
232. to say that all classes,
colors, and creedsCopy !req
233. are special at Hankco.Copy !req
234. Think of Hankco as not just me,
Hank-Co,Copy !req
235. but as your company store.Copy !req
236. We have magazines,
both dirty and clean,Copy !req
237. clothing... clean only...Copy !req
238. And, of course, all your
foodstuff needs.Copy !req
239. Thank you!
- All right, all right.Copy !req
240. We've got a lot of work ahead of us,
Palae-men, and Palae-women.Copy !req
241. We deliver in just 80
short days,Copy !req
242. so without further ado,
I give you...Copy !req
243. The Palaemon Project!Copy !req
244. A-A-A-All right, then.Copy !req
245. All right! Lookin' good!Copy !req
246. Well, I know we've had a bit of
a rough start,Copy !req
247. but we're coming back strong!
Right, Palaemon?Copy !req
248. So, what have we got here?Copy !req
249. Looks like
a big, pink rectangle.Copy !req
250. Pretty sure I asked
for a sphere, people.Copy !req
251. The final shield will be
spherical, as ordered, sir.Copy !req
252. This is just a proof of concept.
- All right, then.Copy !req
253. Let's go ahead and prove
that concept, shall we?Copy !req
254. You... go stand behind it.
Tommy! Bring 'er in.Copy !req
255. You sure about these figures?Copy !req
256. Triple-checked them myself,
sir.Copy !req
257. Not bad. Not bad.Copy !req
258. Little souvenir for you, Tommy.Copy !req
259. 'Course, the universe
won't be lobbing meatballsCopy !req
260. at Gargantua-2.Copy !req
261. No, sir, she plays hardball.Copy !req
262. And she pitches overhand.Copy !req
263. Aah!Copy !req
264. Your figures are bad.
They're bad figures.Copy !req
265. Well, maybe if you got us
some decent computers.Copy !req
266. Where'd you find these antiques,
The Mayflower?Copy !req
267. All right, smart aleck, you just
bought yourself a time-out.Copy !req
268. Go sit in the Faraday cage and
think about what you've done.Copy !req
269. 10 minutes.
I'm timing you.Copy !req
270. Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Would you look at the time.Copy !req
271. That's, uh, enough for today.Copy !req
272. Come along, Tommy!
Step lively, now.Copy !req
273. Thought you could sneak up
on me, huh?Copy !req
274. I'm not sneaking.Copy !req
275. I'm patrolling
the S.P.H.I.N.X. Perimeter.Copy !req
276. I'm on foot because I can't get
the big S.P.H.l.N.X. to work.Copy !req
277. Patrol your way back to your
little clubhouse, Tubs.Copy !req
278. This here's top-secret stuff.Copy !req
279. "Tubs"?
Look who's talking!Copy !req
280. Your man boobs have man boobs.Copy !req
281. Hey, just 'cause it's harder
to keep the weight off at my ageCopy !req
282. doesn't mean I can't still take
some little punk of The Monarch'sCopy !req
283. any day of the week!Copy !req
284. I told you... I don't
work for The Monarch anymore!Copy !req
285. I quit!
You were there when I quit!Copy !req
286. Name the day, punk!Copy !req
287. Where are you, blood of my blood?Copy !req
288. Come to King's LandingCopy !req
289. and take your rightful seat
on my iron throne.Copy !req
290. - Go for it.
- W-Why the fuck are you Rocky?Copy !req
291. Y-You said you were gonna
be Drago.Copy !req
292. Drogo! Khal Drogo!Copy !req
293. You're supposed to be
my Khaleesi!Copy !req
294. Wait... did you think
I meant Ivan Drago?Copy !req
295. - Well, obviously.
- Why would I...Copy !req
296. What the hell is sexy
about that?Copy !req
297. Well, what the hell is
a "Khal Drogo"?Copy !req
298. Not a what... a who!
From "Game of Thrones"!Copy !req
299. Well, I have never seen that
stupid thing.Copy !req
300. It is not stupid! it's spectacular!
And yes, you have.Copy !req
301. We used to watch it together
every week!Copy !req
302. No. Honey, you used to watch
that with ♪21.Copy !req
303. You're a bum, Rock!Copy !req
304. Not now, Tim-Tom!Copy !req
305. Forget it. it's ruined now.Copy !req
306. Oh, baby, I know you miss
him, but...Copy !req
307. How dare you!
"Miss him"!Copy !req
308. I don't miss henchmen.
I'm The Monarch.Copy !req
309. Okay, okay!
Touchy subject. I'm sorry.Copy !req
310. And he will too be back!Copy !req
311. Just as soon as he's finished
his double-undercoverCopy !req
312. surveillance sabbatical
at the Venture compound!Copy !req
313. Oh, honey, it's been
over a month.Copy !req
314. He's biding his time!Copy !req
315. Okay, okay!
Let's... let's not talk about it.Copy !req
316. Now, where were we?Copy !req
317. - I pity the fool who...
- No! Leave us, imp!Copy !req
318. Careful, Tommy.Copy !req
319. They call them "cleansuits,"
but they're a bitch to launder.Copy !req
320. Tommy, this is delicious.Copy !req
321. Not too much grenadine, sir?Copy !req
322. Can you ever have
too much grenadine?Copy !req
323. Sir, the updates on the
Palaemon ray for your perusal.Copy !req
324. Thank you, Thomas.
I'll have the new work ordersCopy !req
325. for manufacturing
in the morning.Copy !req
326. Very good, sir.Copy !req
327. - Oh, and, Thomas?
- Sir?Copy !req
328. Could you tell Tom,
Little Tommy, and Tom-TomCopy !req
329. that I'll be turning in early?Copy !req
330. They can finish cleaning
the kitchen tomorrow.Copy !req
331. Of course, sir.Copy !req
332. Green class!
We must go to the E-Den.Copy !req
333. It is time.Copy !req
334. Sir, may I stay here tonight?Copy !req
335. The E-Den... it's
an oh-so-frightful place.Copy !req
336. The Palaemon workers...
They treat us with disdain.Copy !req
337. Oh, they're just jealous
that you get to workCopy !req
338. so close to the great
Dr. Venture.Copy !req
339. You just tell them that they're
almost as important as you.Copy !req
340. Now, run along.Copy !req
341. No! I banish thee!Copy !req
342. Begone, specter of my iniquities!Copy !req
343. I repent!Copy !req
344. I have amended my ways, spirit!Copy !req
345. Begone!
- What are you yelling about?Copy !req
346. I'm being haunted
by the phantoms of my past!Copy !req
347. You probably can't see him,
for he haunts me alone!Copy !req
348. I have sinned!Copy !req
349. Take it down, Scrooge.
He's not a ghost.Copy !req
350. He's an intern.
And he's out of phase.Copy !req
351. Is he okay?Copy !req
352. Can you hear me?Copy !req
353. All right, good enough.Copy !req
354. Is the ionic phase attenuator
complete?Copy !req
355. Kill... me!Copy !req
356. Not until we ship.Copy !req
357. Now I don't even know who I am.Copy !req
358. I can't even tell my brother.
He'd be devastated.Copy !req
359. It's like I'm different
from everyone else,Copy !req
360. and I'm just completely alone.Copy !req
361. Anyway, I'm sorry to go on
like this.Copy !req
362. How was your Halloween?
- It's okay, Dean.Copy !req
363. You know, we all feel
like that sometimes.Copy !req
364. I feel that way all the time,
and I'm perfectly normal.Copy !req
365. Well, I was perfectly normal.Copy !req
366. Oh, no!Copy !req
367. Only green class has house
privileges, white class.Copy !req
368. Dean, what did I tell you about
fraternizing with the help?Copy !req
369. Thalia, show him your problem.Copy !req
370. Okay, I'm gonna show you.Copy !req
371. This seems like it's gonna be sexual.
It's not.Copy !req
372. Uh, this is it.
But that's not it.Copy !req
373. There's another one
on the other side.Copy !req
374. So, that's
what's going on with me.Copy !req
375. I saw a guy on
The Learning Channel with that.Copy !req
376. I even had something
like that myself.Copy !req
377. So, uh, do they itch or
something?Copy !req
378. Do you need a balm
or a liniment?Copy !req
379. Perhaps a salve?
- Okay, no.Copy !req
380. See, I just grew these.
I didn't have these yesterday.Copy !req
381. Do you see where
I'm going with this?Copy !req
382. Okay, well, I'll look into that.Copy !req
383. In the meanwhile, I want you
on construction.Copy !req
384. Put those new hands
to some use, huh?Copy !req
385. Let's make some lemonade
with these lemons.Copy !req
386. I'll see you 'round.Copy !req
387. Oh-ho-ho, I don't
think so, Dean.Copy !req
388. Tempered glass...Copy !req
389. As indestructible
as the hardest steel.Copy !req
390. I had it moved here
from an Apple Store in Madrid.Copy !req
391. Steve was a friend.Copy !req
392. Oh, well. That's the tour.Copy !req
393. Come... let us retire
to my sunken lounge,Copy !req
394. as seen in the
1983 cult classic "Highlander,"Copy !req
395. and discuss business.Copy !req
396. Yes. "Let us."Copy !req
397. Now, normally, there's
a 90-day waiting period,Copy !req
398. but in light of your, uh,
generous donationCopy !req
399. to the Guild Widows
and Orphans Fund,Copy !req
400. we've decided to just go ahead
and activate your membership.Copy !req
401. And this helpful orientation kitCopy !req
402. will bring you right up to speed
on how we do things.Copy !req
403. The handsome tote is yours
to keep... as our gift to you.Copy !req
404. And here is your temporary
Guild I.D.Copy !req
405. We'll issue your permanent oneCopy !req
406. once you've decided
on a villain name.Copy !req
407. "Augustus St. Cloud."Copy !req
408. Ah! Going with the real name,
then.Copy !req
409. Very Lex Luthor of you.
- St. Cloud.Copy !req
410. So, what are you,
like a weather guy?Copy !req
411. What are your powers?Copy !req
412. I have an inordinate amount
of money.Copy !req
413. All right, well,
let's talk arches.Copy !req
414. We've got a number of candidates
we think would be just...Copy !req
415. I will only arch
Master Billy Quizboy.Copy !req
416. Ah. See, new members don't get
to pick their own archCopy !req
417. in the first year, so...Copy !req
418. Oh, yeah, it's... it's all
covered in the handbook.Copy !req
419. Gentlemen, I've only deigned
to join your organizationCopy !req
420. for one reason
and one reason only...Copy !req
421. To make my decades-old rivalry
with the Quizboy official.Copy !req
422. A long time ago, he stole
something from me, you see...Copy !req
423. Something quite valuable.Copy !req
424. And I'm determined to use
my considerable meansCopy !req
425. to make him suffer for it,
no matter what the cost.Copy !req
426. Wow! Well, you've certainly got
the villain patter down.Copy !req
427. Right.
Look... goose bumps.Copy !req
428. Unfortunately, rules are
rules, and...Copy !req
429. Oh, boo.
What do we have here?Copy !req
430. Did one of you... drop this?Copy !req
431. Welcome to the Guild of Calamitous Intent!Copy !req
432. Um, excuse me.Copy !req
433. I'm not sure you know who I am.
I'm the boss.Copy !req
434. Nah, nah. This one may pass.Copy !req
435. - Close the doors!
- All right, all right! Relax!Copy !req
436. What's going on
around here?Copy !req
437. If those doors
weren't 4 inches of lead,Copy !req
438. I wouldn't even be here.Copy !req
439. The whole place is like
a fucking incubatorCopy !req
440. for genetic mutations.Copy !req
441. How bad is it?Copy !req
442. Oh, just really bad.Copy !req
443. All the guys in white have a
second set of functioning armsCopy !req
444. and severe brain mutations.Copy !req
445. I gave them an E.E.G.,
and it's off the charts.Copy !req
446. And that means...?Copy !req
447. Your interns are
capable of telekinesis!Copy !req
448. And they're processing
information like Einstein-fast!Copy !req
449. So that'll help them at least finish
the project on time, right?Copy !req
450. My god, you're not getting this!Copy !req
451. The guys in orange have
developed a fucking carapace!Copy !req
452. It's like a bunch of Ben Grimms.Copy !req
453. I couldn't even get a needle
in 'em to get a blood sample!Copy !req
454. What about the green class?Copy !req
455. - What green class?
- The people in the green cleansuits.Copy !req
456. There are no green cleansuits.Copy !req
457. Hey, uh... you don't think
these are gonnaCopy !req
458. turn into a pair of extra arms,
too, do ya?Copy !req
459. Psst! ♪21!Copy !req
460. There's no one here
by that name.Copy !req
461. I hear ya...
Incognito, as am I.Copy !req
462. Where'd you get that cleansuit?Copy !req
463. I killed one
of the Venture brothers!Copy !req
464. Yeah, that was, uh,
probably a Palaemon intern.Copy !req
465. Damn it!Copy !req
466. So, what are you,
the Venture gardener now?Copy !req
467. No!
I'm S.P.H.l.N.X. Commander!Copy !req
468. Excellent!
A position of authority.Copy !req
469. He's beginning to trust you.Copy !req
470. So, what's Venture working on
over there, eh?Copy !req
471. Looks like something big.
- I can't be seen with you.Copy !req
472. I got a good thing going on here.
You're gonna ruin this for me.Copy !req
473. Come on.
Just give me a hint.Copy !req
474. What are these "Palae-men"?
Super-soldiers?Copy !req
475. I don't work for you anymore!Copy !req
476. I see ya skulkin' aroundCopy !req
477. over there, Monarch!Copy !req
478. Next one's going straight
in your little bindi! Now beat it!Copy !req
479. All right!
I was just leaving!Copy !req
480. Who is the rightful heir
to the Iron throne?Copy !req
481. Daenerys Targaryen.
Duh. Why?Copy !req
482. No reason, my main henchman.Copy !req
483. I mean...
S.P.H.l.N.X. Commander.Copy !req
484. That'll be 45 Hankbucks, please.Copy !req
485. Can't get enough of these
cleansuits, huh?Copy !req
486. Our most popular item.Copy !req
487. Do they come any larger?Copy !req
488. Hm.
That's the biggest we carry.Copy !req
489. Perhaps you'd like to take
advantageCopy !req
490. of our in-house
tailoring service...Copy !req
491. For a more bespoke cleansuit
experience.Copy !req
492. Hey, uh, can I interest
the big hardworkin' manCopy !req
493. in some snacks?Copy !req
494. Griddle's nice and hot.Copy !req
495. No griddle snacks.
We eat only student green.Copy !req
496. Well, our... our menu's
always changing,Copy !req
497. so check back again later.Copy !req
498. We will.Copy !req
499. Why isn't student green
on the menu?Copy !req
500. Ah, these kids are just fussy.Copy !req
501. They're vegetarian this week.Copy !req
502. Next week, they're gonna want
gluten-free.Copy !req
503. Whatever. If the café business
doesn't pick up soon,Copy !req
504. I'm gonna have to think
about letting you go.Copy !req
505. - Wha... gaah!
it's the economy, man.Copy !req
506. People just aren't eating out
like they used to.Copy !req
507. Hey, houseboy,
where are you going?Copy !req
508. I bring the doctor
the updated scheduleCopy !req
509. for the Palaemon Project.Copy !req
510. Running errand for master?Copy !req
511. Like a good little Tom?Copy !req
512. Yes, like a good...
I-I should really get these...Copy !req
513. How 'bout a little kiss, boy?Copy !req
514. No... no...Copy !req
515. Aaah!Copy !req
516. Oh... god!Copy !req
517. It's people!Copy !req
518. Student green is made out
of people!Copy !req
519. We gotta stop 'em somehow!Copy !req
520. I gotta tell Doc!Copy !req
521. It's people!Copy !req
522. Student green is made out
of people!Copy !req
523. Venture... lndustry.Copy !req
524. Hey, Rust!
It's double J!Copy !req
525. How's the ray shield shaping up?Copy !req
526. It's 3:00 A.M.Copy !req
527. Time? In space, it's
always the same time...Copy !req
528. Time to get 'er done!Copy !req
529. So, says here on the schedge
that you deliver Friday.Copy !req
530. Friday?Copy !req
531. Uh, I need a bit more time to...Copy !req
532. I can't deliver that kind
of hot news untested.Copy !req
533. Good one!Copy !req
534. Test super-magnetized ion
plasma down there?Copy !req
535. You'd be knee-deep in
spontaneous genetic mutations.Copy !req
536. Yeah, I-I wouldn't test
the ray here.Copy !req
537. Yeah, the last super-science
maverick to try that trickCopy !req
538. is now billed as Palo,
the human beetle.Copy !req
539. But, hey, at least
he's in showbiz.Copy !req
540. Am I right?Copy !req
541. No, no. You're... right.Copy !req
542. So, uh, see you in two days?Copy !req
543. I'll see you tomorrow!Copy !req
544. Tomorrow? You said Friday.
It's Wednesday.Copy !req
545. It's Thursday morning.
Get some sleep, Rust.Copy !req
546. I'll see you in 27 hours.Copy !req
547. Shit!Copy !req
548. Hatred! Stop lollygagging
and get up here!Copy !req
549. I need the ray shield now!Copy !req
550. Hatred! Come in! Hatred!Copy !req
551. He still hasn't figured it
out yet, has he?Copy !req
552. Eh, Doc isn't the quickest
sprinter in the race.Copy !req
553. I'm just hoping he cares enough
about that ray shieldCopy !req
554. to rescue us for it.Copy !req
555. I mean, if there even is
a ray shield.Copy !req
556. The ray shield was completed
long ago.Copy !req
557. You know that Martin
plans on using itCopy !req
558. to turn all of humanity
into a child of Palaemon?Copy !req
559. The guy's gone insane!Copy !req
560. But there's a story
among our peopleCopy !req
561. that there will come a savior...
The Lee-Hun-Took.Copy !req
562. He, and only he, will lead the
children of Palaemon to peace.Copy !req
563. Ah, you guys move fast.Copy !req
564. What, you been here
three months,Copy !req
565. and you already got
legends of saviors?Copy !req
566. You're talking about a bunch
of geeks from State University.Copy !req
567. You mutate that kind of outcast,Copy !req
568. and it gets all "Syfy Channel
Original Feature" real quick.Copy !req
569. You! House Tom!Copy !req
570. It your time.Copy !req
571. No! No!
Sergeant, it has been an honor!Copy !req
572. Ah, not Tommy! No!Copy !req
573. Don't cry for me!
Tell my story!Copy !req
574. It's a madhouse!Copy !req
575. A madhouse!Copy !req
576. He doesn't listen to me.Copy !req
577. I have no impact on anything
my dad does.Copy !req
578. Well, something has to be done,Copy !req
579. and soon, because Martin
wants to, like,Copy !req
580. rule the world... like,
literally rule the world...Copy !req
581. And make everyone like this.Copy !req
582. What do you expect me
to do about it? Beat him up?Copy !req
583. That's kind of what
I'm leaning towards,Copy !req
584. because there's no one else.Copy !req
585. All the Toms have been eaten,
and the others are blind followers.Copy !req
586. Just come be with me in E-DenCopy !req
587. and challenge Martin
for leadership.Copy !req
588. How did you do that?
You talked to my brain!Copy !req
589. You can do it, too.Copy !req
590. Just try and think your words
into my brain.Copy !req
591. She's gonna kiss me.Copy !req
592. I used to want to kiss the girl
gremlin with the lipstick.Copy !req
593. Thalia's taller and has boobies.Copy !req
594. No. Okay.Copy !req
595. Just concentrate. Concentrate.Copy !req
596. Triana had boobs.
I wonder if all boobs are soft.Copy !req
597. Or are some super-extra-soft?Copy !req
598. Dean, what you're not doing
is concentrating.Copy !req
599. You cannot let your mind wander.Copy !req
600. Do I just touch them,
or should I ask?Copy !req
601. I really hope they haven't
gotten all mutated.Copy !req
602. But what if they drip acid now?Copy !req
603. All right. Never mind.
Let's just talk regular.Copy !req
604. Yes, they had four arms!Copy !req
605. Like that blue Hindu sculptureCopy !req
606. at the place with the chicken
dish you like!Copy !req
607. And the others, the orange ones,Copy !req
608. they were as big
as André Giants!Copy !req
609. I'm telling you, Venture has
created a race of supermen!Copy !req
610. Yeah, the DNA in this
jumpsuit is really f'd up.Copy !req
611. I'm reading trace amounts of
super-magnetized ions.Copy !req
612. Definitely more advancedCopy !req
613. than anything I've seen
from Venture before.Copy !req
614. I knew it!
He's stepping up his game.Copy !req
615. We must match his game with...Copy !req
616. much more game!Copy !req
617. Sweetie, can this
wait 'til morning?Copy !req
618. My voice gets all raspy
if I don't get enough sleep.Copy !req
619. Wow. Really?
Yeah, that's... uh...Copy !req
620. Well, what do you want me
to do with all this?Copy !req
621. Use your science stuff
to make our henchmenCopy !req
622. into a race
of super-er men!Copy !req
623. Ugh!
You gonna get all bossy now?Copy !req
624. Well, I... yeah?Copy !req
625. L-I mean, I am kind of your
boss, right?Copy !req
626. This is the crack team
I told you to assemble?Copy !req
627. It's 6:00 in the morning,
and I don't haveCopy !req
628. Jason Statham's phone number!Copy !req
629. This is the best I could do!
What is that?Copy !req
630. They chained the doors
and left this ransom note...Copy !req
631. "94 Theses."Copy !req
632. Dude, it must really
reek in there.Copy !req
633. "Theses,"
not "feces."Copy !req
634. it's a list of challenges,
patterned on the oneCopy !req
635. posted by Martin Luther,
an Augustinian monk who, in 15...Copy !req
636. - T.M.I., little guy.
- 1597.Copy !req
637. This is nuts. Like, half of it is
written in Klingon.Copy !req
638. And the rest is Sindarin.Copy !req
639. Actually, that's Quenya...
High-Elven,Copy !req
640. very similar to Sindarin.Copy !req
641. Yeah, I left my English-to-Geek
dictionary in my room.Copy !req
642. "Lord of the Rings"!Copy !req
643. What do they want...
Higher pay?Copy !req
644. They want, and I quote,Copy !req
645. "the sun to rise
on the children of PalaemonCopy !req
646. with rays of global dominion."Copy !req
647. That's not happening.
Let's cut these and get myray shield.Copy !req
648. Rust, that facility
is a fully contaminatedCopy !req
649. mutant incubator!Copy !req
650. We can't go in there
unless we decon.Copy !req
651. And that's not gonna be easy.Copy !req
652. Well, my brother is gonna
be here in... 24 hours!Copy !req
653. All my houseboys and Hatred
have disappeared,Copy !req
654. and I'm left with the B-team!Copy !req
655. B-team?
All right, listen up!Copy !req
656. As new S.P.H.l.N.X. Commander,
I'm taking over this mission!Copy !req
657. Blondie, Shorty, get to work
on decontamination.Copy !req
658. Lurch and Boy-Band, report
anything strange back to me.Copy !req
659. - Check!
- Hey, cool.Copy !req
660. Papa V., you find a way
to reverse the mutations.Copy !req
661. I'm gonna work on deciphering
this list of demands.Copy !req
662. We have 24 hours to deliver
a ray shield, people!Copy !req
663. Let's bring this baby home!Copy !req
664. Aah!Copy !req
665. Gahh!Copy !req
666. What is your name, Outlander?Copy !req
667. Eat me!Copy !req
668. Hey, don't tempt me, delicious!Copy !req
669. - Yoww!
- What is your name?Copy !req
670. Hatred!
I'm Sergeant Hatred!Copy !req
671. That is your slave name!
What is your name?Copy !req
672. Yaaagh!
My name is Sergeant Hatred!Copy !req
673. That is not what it says
on your driver's license, dude!Copy !req
674. Your masters have stripped you
of your blue robes.Copy !req
675. Your body is changing,
just as ours.Copy !req
676. Join us, or we're gonna
straight-up eat you, son!Copy !req
677. No lies!Copy !req
678. Hey! Martin!Copy !req
679. L-I changed my mind,
I want to go.Copy !req
680. Thalia! What have you done?Copy !req
681. This is Dean,
of the Venture clan.Copy !req
682. He has come for challenge.Copy !req
683. Yo, did you not read
the rules I wrote?Copy !req
684. He's an outsider.
It's forbidden.Copy !req
685. Outsider?
You're the outsider.Copy !req
686. Before you guys made this
into E-Wok village or whatever,Copy !req
687. it was just a part of my yard.Copy !req
688. Hey, bro.
Can you speak in silent tongue?Copy !req
689. If he punches me,
I might poop myself a little.Copy !req
690. I can feel some poop coming.Copy !req
691. Oh, don't do that.
He's really bad at that.Copy !req
692. Yeah, no kiddin'.Copy !req
693. Well, if he won't accept
the challenge and pusses out,Copy !req
694. then I guess I should just go.Copy !req
695. Puss out? No, no.
I accept challenge.Copy !req
696. And, as my Cha-nira,
I'm goin' with my main man, Matt!Copy !req
697. You must choose now.Copy !req
698. Um... as my...Copy !req
699. whatever he just
said, I choose...Copy !req
700. him.Copy !req
701. - Courtney.
- Courtney?Copy !req
702. Yeah, my grandmother was...Copy !req
703. You tell anyone it's Courtney,
and I will kill you.Copy !req
704. What, are you sleeping?
Tell me you're not sleeping!Copy !req
705. While we've been up working on
your decontamination problem!Copy !req
706. L-I-I was
resting my eyes.Copy !req
707. What are you, my dad?Copy !req
708. Did you get all tuckered out
watching "Matlock"?Copy !req
709. Yeah, Grandpa.
Had too much Chinese buffetCopy !req
710. and drifted off watching
"Murder, She Wrote"?Copy !req
711. Yeah, he's got to watch
his "Jessica."Copy !req
712. Hilarious. Did you solve the
decontamination problem or what?Copy !req
713. We're Conjectural Technologies!
Piece o' cake!Copy !req
714. Oh, yeah, the device
is all built and ready.Copy !req
715. We just got to borrow your old
plasma engine to power it up.Copy !req
716. Yeah... I...
kind of sold it to St. Cloud.Copy !req
717. What, are you
fucking kidding me?Copy !req
718. The engine from the floating
platform in episode 204,Copy !req
719. "The Disappearing Rocketboy
Mystery"?Copy !req
720. - Kinda.
- How could you?Copy !req
721. St. Cloud is my archenemy!Copy !req
722. Like, legally my archenemy!Copy !req
723. Yeah, well,
welcome to the good-guy team.Copy !req
724. Oh, smooth, Rust.
Now we got to go get it back.Copy !req
725. Can't wait.Copy !req
726. Tell me you at least solved
the mutation problem.Copy !req
727. I've been running simulations.Copy !req
728. All of them have ended
in their death.Copy !req
729. That's Oregon Trail
you're playing!Copy !req
730. Did you do the rest of your
tests in Free Cell?Copy !req
731. I-I-I'm doing
the best I can!Copy !req
732. Palo Salazar is dead!Copy !req
733. If Palo Salazar couldn't solve it,
what are my chances?Copy !req
734. Who's Palo Salazar?Copy !req
735. He was once
the world's foremost authorityCopy !req
736. on genetic mutations.Copy !req
737. And then after being beltedCopy !req
738. by super-magnetized ions
and plasma...Copy !req
739. Now he's wrecking the town
with the power of a bull?Copy !req
740. Ain't no monster clown
who is as loveable?Copy !req
741. Close.Copy !req
742. He becomes a circus freak known
as Palo, The Human Beetle.Copy !req
743. Then he disappears...
Presumed dead.Copy !req
744. - But the story doesn't end there.
- No, it doesn't.Copy !req
745. Around that time,
a beetle-themed supervillainCopy !req
746. called Bugaboo
appears out of nowhere.Copy !req
747. And does he rob banks?
No.Copy !req
748. He steals lithium,
nanophosphates,Copy !req
749. and a whole list
of crazy things.Copy !req
750. And that list of crazy things
is in Guild records?Copy !req
751. Nope.
It's right... there.Copy !req
752. Oh, I'm so turned on.
Let me do you here on the desk!Copy !req
753. Sweetie, I have to finish
my work on these mutations.Copy !req
754. Finish me!Copy !req
755. I'm all revved up from that
"Hart to Hart" -style reparteeCopy !req
756. we had there.Copy !req
757. Come on! Just a handy?Copy !req
758. An army of uniformed henchmenCopy !req
759. is ready to obey your
every order.Copy !req
760. What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
761. Learn to recognize
the telltale warning signsCopy !req
762. of a blunderer.Copy !req
763. This henchman looks all right.Copy !req
764. But look closer.Copy !req
765. His safety is still on.
His tunic is untucked.Copy !req
766. And his boot is untied.Copy !req
767. What's with all this blundering?Copy !req
768. Duh, hi, Doctor-Z!Copy !req
769. Well, if it isn't
Mr. Blunder, the...Copy !req
770. Dur... I tried my hardest.Copy !req
771. And that's what a Mr. Blunder
will say.Copy !req
772. But you must be firm
with a blunderer.Copy !req
773. You have blundered...
for the last time!Copy !req
774. Pei?Copy !req
775. Did we hear a little boomski
downstairs?Copy !req
776. - Hnh?
- Will you be careful?Copy !req
777. The guy has knickknacks
everywhere!Copy !req
778. That knickknack is
the staff of Ra.Copy !req
779. Well, he put it at head level!Copy !req
780. It's too high.Copy !req
781. He should've taken back one
Kadam to honor the Hebrew God.Copy !req
782. They're digging in the wrong place!Copy !req
783. Oh, Billy!Copy !req
784. What, did you crap yourself?
In excitement, maybe?Copy !req
785. No. I was gonna ask you.
It smells like death in here.Copy !req
786. Aaah...Copy !req
787. Drop.
Slagathor, drop.Copy !req
788. Don't eat daddy's new
archenemiesCopy !req
789. until he's had his fun.Copy !req
790. Boy-Band.
Come in, Boy-Band.Copy !req
791. What's your 20?
- You're 20?Copy !req
792. - I thought you were ♪21.
- He's using police code, dingus!Copy !req
793. We're hiding, holding
baseball bats.Copy !req
794. Pretty sure the big orange guys
are eating everybody.Copy !req
795. They're like a bunch of Floridians
all jacked up on bath salts.Copy !req
796. All right, whatever.
I'm assembling the team for action.Copy !req
797. Do you need extraction
from your position?Copy !req
798. No, we can just run
across the yard, screaming.Copy !req
799. Pretty sure I'm scared enough
to piss myself,Copy !req
800. and nobody wants to eat a kid
all soaked in pee.Copy !req
801. Papa V., do you have
the antidote?Copy !req
802. Kinda busy now.Copy !req
803. Oh, uh... it's cool.
You know, we all do it.Copy !req
804. We all soak our bunions?Copy !req
805. Oh. I thought you were
having a push.Copy !req
806. A "push"?
That's disgusting!Copy !req
807. Where'd you even get that from?Copy !req
808. I don't remember
where I got that, but whatever.Copy !req
809. How's the antidote going?
- I whipped up a little cocktailCopy !req
810. of metyrapone,
flunitrazepam, baby aspirin,Copy !req
811. antibiotics,
and some other goodies.Copy !req
812. It should... do something.
- Sweet.Copy !req
813. All right, get into position
for antidote application.Copy !req
814. Over and out.Copy !req
815. Blondie, Shorty, come in.Copy !req
816. I don't even want to know why
you're on the other line.Copy !req
817. So just listen.
I'm inside.Copy !req
818. Dean's with me,
but he's not exactly safe,Copy !req
819. so if you are planning a rescue,
now's the time!Copy !req
820. Great.
Blondie, Shorty! Come in!Copy !req
821. Ugh! That was foul!
What was that?Copy !req
822. Slagathor is a corpse/flower hybrid.Copy !req
823. He is a cutting from the
man-eating plantCopy !req
824. in the 1956 B-movie
"Voodoo lsland,"Copy !req
825. starring Mr. Boris Karloff.Copy !req
826. With "Batman's" Adam West,
and it was 1957.Copy !req
827. So, uh, who's your muscle?Copy !req
828. Oh, that's Pei Wie.Copy !req
829. He's a rare Asian albino.Copy !req
830. Much more collectible than
your domestic albino.Copy !req
831. Big whoop.
I have better hair.Copy !req
832. - So, you come for an arching?
- Not tonight.Copy !req
833. We just want the floating platform
you bought from Venture.Copy !req
834. Of course.
Let me just get that for you.Copy !req
835. Really?
Awesome.Copy !req
836. - Thanks, guy.
- It will only cost Billy one dollar.Copy !req
837. Yes, the same amount Billy
sniped meCopy !req
838. in our recent eBay joust.Copy !req
839. Oh, my God.
Will you get over that?Copy !req
840. I won the Rusty MEGO doll
fair and square.Copy !req
841. Sure you did, Quizboy.Copy !req
842. Just like you "won" a certain
fixed game showCopy !req
843. when we were both 15.Copy !req
844. Just 100 pennies.Copy !req
845. Eat them, and the plasma engine
is yours.Copy !req
846. - I'm not gonna eat pennies!
- Billy, eat the pennies.Copy !req
847. It's... it's just pennies.
So you poop pennies... big deal!Copy !req
848. All right.
I'll sweeten the pot.Copy !req
849. A H.E.L.P.Er. Model?Copy !req
850. It's the real H.E.L.P.Er.,
thank you.Copy !req
851. I recently purchased him
from Dr. Venture.Copy !req
852. Aw, he sold H.E.L.P.Er., too?
That is just cold.Copy !req
853. Eat the pennies,
and he's yours, as well.Copy !req
854. - Just eat the pennies.
- Eat the pennies, Quizboy.Copy !req
855. - Eat the pennies.
- I won't eat pennies!Copy !req
856. Listen to your sidekick
and eat the pennies.Copy !req
857. I am not a sidekic... Billy,
eat the damn pennies already!Copy !req
858. - Eat the pennies.
- No, I'm not gonna eat the pennies!Copy !req
859. Listen, let's do this
old-school.Copy !req
860. - Go on.
- Trivia... one question.Copy !req
861. Winner takes all.Copy !req
862. You get H.E.L.P.Er.,
the floating platform, and I get...?Copy !req
863. - Name it.
- I want your albino.Copy !req
864. I'm collecting them now.Copy !req
865. - Fine. Take the albino.
- What? No!Copy !req
866. White, you gotta trust me here.Copy !req
867. I can geek-trivia circles
around him.Copy !req
868. I'm the Quizboy.Copy !req
869. Then we'll do this properly.Copy !req
870. Step into the octagon, Quizboy.Copy !req
871. It took me years and a small
fortune to reassemble,Copy !req
872. but it's worth every
delicious penny.Copy !req
873. Children of Palaemon!Copy !req
874. You are assembled to witnessCopy !req
875. and abide the outcome of this
challengeCopy !req
876. for Lee-Hun-Took,Copy !req
877. promised leader of these lands.Copy !req
878. All right, now, remember,
his lower set of armsCopy !req
879. are still new and vulnerable,Copy !req
880. and that makes
his upper body really clumsy.Copy !req
881. I'm ready.Copy !req
882. All right!
You can do this, champ!Copy !req
883. As challenger, Dean may
choose his combat.Copy !req
884. Let it be the scilla-mu-tura,Copy !req
885. the blade that shines
like the moon!Copy !req
886. I dominate that!
- I choose...Copy !req
887. The way of the Indian!Copy !req
888. Say what?Copy !req
889. Aaah! I yield! I submit! Aah!Copy !req
890. Winner of the Indian
sunburn... Dean!Copy !req
891. Winner of the Indian feast...
It's Dean!Copy !req
892. Come on! Snap it!
Just snap your leg!Copy !req
893. Momentum!
Come on! You can do it!Copy !req
894. Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
895. Winner of the Indian leg
wrestling... Dean!Copy !req
896. He is the Lee-Hun-Took!Copy !req
897. It is the dawn of The Second
Age, you guys!Copy !req
898. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
899. Welcome to a special edition
of Quizboys!Copy !req
900. Once the lazy trust-fund heir to
the world's largest plastics company,Copy !req
901. now the worst-dressed
supervillain...Copy !req
902. Please welcome
Augustus St. Cloud!Copy !req
903. And our returning champion,Copy !req
904. the undefeated master
of the gameCopy !req
905. and super-scientist nemesis
to St. Cloud,Copy !req
906. Billy "Quizboy" Whalen!Copy !req
907. One question, agreed upon
by both contestants.Copy !req
908. The question is...Copy !req
909. how many robots are
in this cabinet?Copy !req
910. The answer...Copy !req
911. is five.Copy !req
912. Wrong!
There's four, St. Cloud.Copy !req
913. Nomad... one.Copy !req
914. H.E.L.P.Er... two.Copy !req
915. The Walking Eye that is part of
h.E.L.P.Er... three.Copy !req
916. Twiki... four.Copy !req
917. And around his neck is
Dr. Theopolis... five!Copy !req
918. Oh! Did you miss that?
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
919. Not so fast, St. Cloud!
Nomad isn't a robot.Copy !req
920. It's a deep-space probe.Copy !req
921. Nomad, a probe, merged with
Tan Ru, an alien probe.Copy !req
922. Two probes don't make a robot.Copy !req
923. They call him a robot.Copy !req
924. "Star Trek: T.O.S.,"Copy !req
925. Episode 3, Season 2,
"The Changeling"!Copy !req
926. Nomad was referred to
as a thinking machine,Copy !req
927. vessel, device, mechanism,
and p-robe!Copy !req
928. You're flawed, St. Cloud!
You must sterilize!Copy !req
929. Sterilize!
- You win this time...Copy !req
930. but mark my words,
and mark them well...Copy !req
931. I will get you, Quizboy!Copy !req
932. Okay, I'm under
the E-den.Copy !req
933. I've hooked up the antidote pump
to the air-conditioning.Copy !req
934. I'll release it at 4:30 A.M.
Right?Copy !req
935. Uh, slight problem...
Hatred and Dean are in there.Copy !req
936. And I deciphered the 94 Theses.Copy !req
937. It's kind of a Bible,Copy !req
938. complete with a nutty apocalypse
called The Second Age,Copy !req
939. and that's basically
using your ray shieldCopy !req
940. to turn the world into mutants.Copy !req
941. - So you're saying...
- Exactly!Copy !req
942. Dean and Hatred and the whole
world are in danger!Copy !req
943. What? No, you're saying
they finished my ray shield!Copy !req
944. Best news I've heard all day!Copy !req
945. Don't take this as an insult,
but workingCopy !req
946. for you and The Monarch...
It's like the same thing.Copy !req
947. Slow and steady, my minions!Copy !req
948. We crawl into the Venture
compound undetected!Copy !req
949. Is my army of mutant henchmen
ready?Copy !req
950. Uh, d-don't worry about it, sweetie.
It's under control.Copy !req
951. And I've already sent in
an advance teamCopy !req
952. to secure the hatch.
- Excellent!Copy !req
953. Then we drop in our mutant
henchmen,Copy !req
954. as if taking an evil,
mighty push!Copy !req
955. That is so foul!Copy !req
956. Can you say "movement"
instead of "push"?Copy !req
957. Okay, movement.Copy !req
958. I don't even know why
I say push.Copy !req
959. It's really gross when you
think about it.Copy !req
960. Push...Copy !req
961. Oh, I could get
used to this super-scientist thing.Copy !req
962. Right? We just vanquished
our archenemy!Copy !req
963. We are awesome!Copy !req
964. We should totally keep
this thing.Copy !req
965. It would make a killer
Conjectu-car!Copy !req
966. And we won h.E.L.P.Er.
Fair and square,Copy !req
967. so really, he kinda
belongs to us, too, right?Copy !req
968. No way! You don't even play
with Robo-Bo anymore!Copy !req
969. No more androids!
Get a cat or something!Copy !req
970. This is S.P.H.l.N.X. Commander.
What is your E.T.A.?Copy !req
971. We're almost there.Copy !req
972. We can have
full decontamination in...Copy !req
973. three hours.Copy !req
974. You got 11/2 before we deliver.Copy !req
975. Can it be done?Copy !req
976. No problem!
We're super-scientists!Copy !req
977. And we are living the dream!Copy !req
978. High fi...Copy !req
979. Oh, you're kidding me!Copy !req
980. Approaching Venture compound.Copy !req
981. Signal installed operatives
to begin insertion protocol!Copy !req
982. Roger that.
Getting into position.Copy !req
983. So... it's over?Copy !req
984. I'm king now, and I can let
everyone outCopy !req
985. of the dome in my backyard
and get them help?Copy !req
986. Dean, you're the Lee-Hun-Took
now.Copy !req
987. And you're gonna usher in
The Second Age.Copy !req
988. I'll be your queen.Copy !req
989. We'll rule the world in
peaceful, sustainable harmony.Copy !req
990. We'll, like, make out and stuff.Copy !req
991. Mm...Copy !req
992. I am Dean, the Lee-Hun-Took!Copy !req
993. I am king of the world!Copy !req
994. Hey! Guys, look!Copy !req
995. Fatty's signaling us.
I think he wants us to come in.Copy !req
996. Wha? White! isn't that
The Monarch's cocoon?Copy !req
997. Super science!Copy !req
998. Get me over the E-den!Copy !req
999. I'll handle The Monarch!Copy !req
1000. Then get this thing to Palaemon
for decon!Copy !req
1001. Aye, aye, commander!Copy !req
1002. Aah! Aaaaah!Copy !req
1003. Owww! This sucks!Copy !req
1004. Deploy the umbilical pipe!Copy !req
1005. Begin the...
movement!Copy !req
1006. Um, sweetie?
Look at the monitor.Copy !req
1007. Belay that order!Copy !req
1008. I knew you'd be there for me!Copy !req
1009. Dean and Hatred are in there!Copy !req
1010. Sweet!
Thanks for the tip, ♪21!Copy !req
1011. Deploy my super-mutant
henchman army!Copy !req
1012. See ya later... traitor.Copy !req
1013. 4:30.Copy !req
1014. Okay, kids, if this doesn't
cure you,Copy !req
1015. you're at least gonna
get toasty and remember nothingCopy !req
1016. but a massive craving
for Doritos.Copy !req
1017. What is this shit?
Where are my mutant warriors?Copy !req
1018. Sweetie? I want you to meet Dr. Salazar.Copy !req
1019. He helped me with this.Copy !req
1020. Formerly Palo, The Human Beetle,Copy !req
1021. and now the world's foremost expertCopy !req
1022. on reversing genetic mutations.Copy !req
1023. Wh... but...
Mutant army...Copy !req
1024. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1025. Do you really want a cocoon
full of four-armed freaks?Copy !req
1026. You don't fight fire with fire,
sweetie.Copy !req
1027. You fight it with water.Copy !req
1028. So...
I still win?Copy !req
1029. You still win.Copy !req
1030. I'm getting a reading that
massive amounts of narcoticsCopy !req
1031. are coming up the umbilical
into the cocoon!Copy !req
1032. Retreat!Copy !req
1033. I got to hand it to ya, Rust.Copy !req
1034. Didn't think you could
pull it off.Copy !req
1035. Please.
Went without a hitch.Copy !req
1036. You seem to forget who
the original Venture son is.Copy !req
1037. Touché.
Be careful!Copy !req
1038. That's a fragile piece of
Venture ingenuity you're loading.Copy !req
1039. Tell me you
decontaminated that thing.Copy !req
1040. Oh, yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
1041. You know what I can't believeCopy !req
1042. is that your antidote
actually worked.Copy !req
1043. Right? it was basically
antibiotics and roofies.Copy !req
1044. I guess even my wild guesses
are flawless.Copy !req
1045. Martin...Copy !req
1046. I feel that something untoward
has happened.Copy !req
1047. Wha-a-a-t was it?Copy !req
1048. Yeah, we just kinda hid in the house.Copy !req
1049. We totally did not want to get
our faces eaten.Copy !req
1050. What happened in there?
- I-I don't really remember.Copy !req
1051. I think I fought a guy to be
the leader of the world.Copy !req
1052. And, like, the hottest chick
there was my... queen.Copy !req
1053. Yeah, that happened.
Dude, you are so baked.Copy !req
1054. Do I know that girl?Copy !req
1055. I feel like we made out
or something.Copy !req
1056. Ooh!
Check your watch.Copy !req
1057. That works for me sometimes.Copy !req
1058. Why are you here?Copy !req
1059. Hey, why do you still have tits?Copy !req
1060. So, like, they're
all normal guys now,Copy !req
1061. and Venture looks all retarded!Copy !req
1062. Yeah.
Ant... antidote butterflies.Copy !req
1063. They're anti-flies.Copy !req
1064. No, no... butter-dotes.
They're butter-dotes.Copy !req
1065. That is so awesome.Copy !req
1066. You're, like, so awesome.Copy !req
1067. You are, like, my best friend.Copy !req
1068. Ooh! Wait!Copy !req
1069. Anti-doodle-bugs.Copy !req