1. So, do you get to talk to
Rasputin and James Doohan?Copy !req
2. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
3. Yeah, but you don't
really have a body.Copy !req
4. Then you can't
have sex again?Copy !req
5. Like we were getting laid
all the time.Copy !req
6. And with no sex
comes no rejection.Copy !req
7. You don't miss sex because
you're like omniscient.Copy !req
8. Seriously,
ask me any question.Copy !req
9. Okay, what's the meaning
of life?Copy !req
10. The color 12.Copy !req
11. - Really?
- No, idiot.Copy !req
12. Ask me something less
Hitchhikers Guide, dork.Copy !req
13. - Do we have souls?
- Yeah.Copy !req
14. Uh, not quite souls,
but that's the general idea.Copy !req
15. Everything has a soul.Copy !req
16. Crap! So, I guess I should
become a vegetarian?Copy !req
17. No, like, everything living
has a soul.Copy !req
18. Even spinach.
You can't win.Copy !req
19. Oh, so that's...
a problem.Copy !req
20. Here's something.Copy !req
21. You know how people
cry about aborting babiesCopy !req
22. because of their soul?Copy !req
23. Turns out you don't get a soul
until you're, like, one.Copy !req
24. So weird.
One, really?Copy !req
25. Or maybe six months,
I forget.Copy !req
26. Either way, you're just
this little crying,Copy !req
27. pooing, monster blob
till you get your soul.Copy !req
28. That's amazing.
I should tell everybody.Copy !req
29. People need to know
about this.Copy !req
30. Oh, definitely!Copy !req
31. Maybe you should write it down
on a golden plate,Copy !req
32. or maybe get some aviators
and a compound in Guyana.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
34. Dude, I barely believe
you're real.Copy !req
35. I mean, if there were ghosts,
they'd be freakin' everywhere.Copy !req
36. Yeah, not necessarily.Copy !req
37. You can only haunt something
you were close to.Copy !req
38. In life.Copy !req
39. And you chose me?Copy !req
40. Out of everything,
you chose me?Copy !req
41. Well, before you get
all teary-eyed,Copy !req
42. I could only choose
between youCopy !req
43. and a cocoon that is constantly
getting blown up.Copy !req
44. - Still, you could've —
- Or Beth Seaton.Copy !req
45. Yeah, but she's not 15 anymore,
so she doesn't like me.Copy !req
46. That way.Copy !req
47. I told you that I wanted you
in the Monarch mobile,Copy !req
48. fully suited up by noon.Copy !req
49. It's noon fifteen!Copy !req
50. Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I was just —Copy !req
51. just working on my modelCopy !req
52. of Blackbeard's pirate skull.Copy !req
53. Sure you were.
Just get suited up.Copy !req
54. We can't be late.Copy !req
55. 21 wants to nail your wife.Copy !req
56. He even pasted her face on
a bunch of soft core pictures.Copy !req
57. Shut up!
That is so not true!Copy !req
58. Oh, it's true.Copy !req
59. 21, you gotta knock this
"Alas, poor Yorick" crap off.Copy !req
60. Look on his computer
in the folderCopy !req
61. labeled "special software."Copy !req
62. There's tons of them.Copy !req
63. Okay, whatever!Copy !req
64. Get it together.Copy !req
65. We're about to make villain
history here, 21.Copy !req
66. I need you on board.Copy !req
67. After today, we will walk up
to Venture's front doorCopy !req
68. and explain that I win,
and he loses.Copy !req
69. Okay, I'll be right there.Copy !req
70. He stole your wife's bra...Copy !req
71. from the hamper!Copy !req
72. Uh, geez,
this place reeks.Copy !req
73. What's this guy doing
in there?Copy !req
74. The "guy" is
Dr. Peter Schumpmaker.Copy !req
75. Lord knows what a schump is,Copy !req
76. but you can bet your bippy
his ancestors made them.Copy !req
77. What he's doing is far worse
than crafting fine schumps.Copy !req
78. Key.Copy !req
79. So, he's another arms trader?Copy !req
80. You wish.Copy !req
81. This guy is making
a stink bomb.Copy !req
82. Is that like
a dirty bomb?Copy !req
83. No, really.
Seriously, stink bomb.Copy !req
84. Like a stink bomb.
You want this?Copy !req
85. There's a free pinky ring
there.Copy !req
86. Stink bomb?
Who cares?Copy !req
87. What the hell are
we doing here?Copy !req
88. Shouldn't we wait
till recessCopy !req
89. when all the other kids can
help us give him a wedgie?Copy !req
90. This is serious.Copy !req
91. You ever notice
that gunpowder smellsCopy !req
92. like rotten eggs and fart?Copy !req
93. Hmm? You ever think about that?
Farts?Copy !req
94. No, not unless somebody
actually farts.Copy !req
95. Well, that's sulfur.Copy !req
96. It's one
of the primary odors.Copy !req
97. Oh, yeah, cutting edge
olfactory science.Copy !req
98. And our little Dr. Schumpmaker
here has foundCopy !req
99. a volatile combination
of these fine odors.Copy !req
100. Ta-da!
Deadly stink bomb.Copy !req
101. That must be why
this place stinks.Copy !req
102. Or maybe it's just
the other key.Copy !req
103. You can lose that.
It's a combination print lock.Copy !req
104. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
105. What?
We do it like all the others.Copy !req
106. I make a fun
little diversionCopy !req
107. and you come in
and wham!Copy !req
108. Brockness monster on 'em.Copy !req
109. Okay, it's open.Copy !req
110. Signal me.Copy !req
111. Oh there's a ladder
right there.Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah,
that's a lot of fun!Copy !req
113. Oh! I'm sorry.Copy !req
114. Thought this was the bathroom.Copy !req
115. What with that tangy odor
I'm enjoying.Copy !req
116. I was in the neighborhood
shopping,Copy !req
117. and I can't find
a Starbucks —Copy !req
118. What are you guys
waiting for?Copy !req
119. Okay, we'll mix it up.Copy !req
120. But no tummy punches,
I really do gotta pee.Copy !req
121. Boom!
That's right!Copy !req
122. This is all happening!Copy !req
123. Cannot change
the channel now!Copy !req
124. Sweetie, you almost hit
that antenna thing.Copy !req
125. Can you fly higher?Copy !req
126. Last time we did that
we were chased by jets.Copy !req
127. And we ended up on an episode
of UFO Hunters.Copy !req
128. We should have
just drove here.Copy !req
129. That's for chumps.Copy !req
130. I'm gonna arrive in style!Copy !req
131. Show this Monstroso clown
I mean flying car business.Copy !req
132. That's the place!Copy !req
133. Just put it down
on the heliport.Copy !req
134. Who sent you?Copy !req
135. Any beans you wish to spill
before you die?Copy !req
136. I believe that's customary.Copy !req
137. Love to!Copy !req
138. I'm an agent of S.P.H.I.N.X.!Copy !req
139. When super scientists,
lawbreaking baddies and whatnotCopy !req
140. refuse to get a Guild license
and play all nice nice,Copy !req
141. you deal with us...
S.P.H.I.N.X.!Copy !req
142. Are you serious?Copy !req
143. This is all because
I don't have a costume?Copy !req
144. Well, you're oversimplifying it,
aren't you?Copy !req
145. You're not gonna get killed for
your lack of fashion pizazz.Copy !req
146. No, you're gonna die because
you're a dangerous nut.Copy !req
147. So I'm going to be killed?Copy !req
148. Yep.Copy !req
149. And I suppose, what,
my men will just fall down deadCopy !req
150. and I'll suddenly not want
to pull this trigger?Copy !req
151. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
152. See?Copy !req
153. If you could pull that trigger,
you totally wouldn't wanna.Copy !req
154. Gentlemen,
veil yourselves.Copy !req
155. This is Guild business.Copy !req
156. Monstroso!Copy !req
157. Looking... tall.Copy !req
158. Monarch,
always a pleasure.Copy !req
159. What's with
the extra muscle?Copy !req
160. And this feisty little beetle
must be henchman 21.Copy !req
161. These are my associates.Copy !req
162. Mammoth Corp is a legitimately
traded business.Copy !req
163. Mostly.Copy !req
164. These men are harmless.
Cigar?Copy !req
165. I don't smoke.Copy !req
166. Well, I do.
Have a seat, gentlemen.Copy !req
167. Look, I got my wife
doing circles around this placeCopy !req
168. wasting jet fuel.Copy !req
169. Can we get down to it?
- But, of course.Copy !req
170. Well, I've reviewed
your requestCopy !req
171. and there is
something we could doCopy !req
172. that would completely
cripple VentureCopy !req
173. and leave you in possession
of all his assets.Copy !req
174. Sweet!Copy !req
175. So let's go with my plan
to cover his compoundCopy !req
176. in sticky hot sugar!Copy !req
177. Leaving him and his family
to be devoured by ants!Copy !req
178. And those little ones —Copy !req
179. You mean gnats?Copy !req
180. No.Copy !req
181. - Chiggers?
- Chiggers!Copy !req
182. No, that plan was stupid.Copy !req
183. My plan is clean,
elegant, classic.Copy !req
184. We take him down as one would
take down a mafia don.Copy !req
185. Cigar?
- No.Copy !req
186. So then we're going with my plan
to just put him in a bagCopy !req
187. and beat him with a rake?Copy !req
188. No, that was also stupid.Copy !req
189. What we will do is give himCopy !req
190. a deep, bureaucratic,
paper cut.Copy !req
191. Cigar?Copy !req
192. No, still don't smoke.Copy !req
193. So, where do I sign?Copy !req
194. Yeah, I'm thinkingCopy !req
195. what's in it for Monstroso?Copy !req
196. Why doesn't the big man
just cut out the little MonarchCopy !req
197. and keep all the goodies
for himself?Copy !req
198. The guy behind you has a gun
in his right pocket,Copy !req
199. and the guy behind the Monarch
has an ether soaked hanky.Copy !req
200. And you put your underwear on
inside out again.Copy !req
201. Keyaii!Copy !req
202. Suck it!Copy !req
203. Pwned!Copy !req
204. Ether.Copy !req
205. No, that one just had
snot on it.Copy !req
206. But he did have another.Copy !req
207. Well, it seems
I have my answer.Copy !req
208. I'll ready the papers.
Cigar?Copy !req
209. Yes, fine!
Give me a fucking cigar!Copy !req
210. Gah!Copy !req
211. Come on, Venture!Copy !req
212. How dare you!Copy !req
213. You, sir, can powder
your own ruddy bottom.Copy !req
214. Why, yes!Copy !req
215. You do deserve
a good spanking, in fact.Copy !req
216. Venture, you gotta get
your own screen name!Copy !req
217. Who's "Little Boy Pink"?Copy !req
218. He has a potty mouth,
let me tell ya.Copy !req
219. That guy is, like,
35 or something.Copy !req
220. It's just role playing.
It's healthy!Copy !req
221. Using your —
what are you doing in here?Copy !req
222. Checking my electronic
mailbox.Copy !req
223. Yeah, I'd do it on my computer,
but the Commodore 64Copy !req
224. gets kinda buggy
with the cradle modem that —Copy !req
225. well, it's all
very technical.Copy !req
226. Yeah, technical.
I was gonna say boring.Copy !req
227. Well, aren't I popular.Copy !req
228. Sexy singles
wanna meet me.Copy !req
229. College girls...
twins.Copy !req
230. Twin coeds.Copy !req
231. Yeah, I wouldn't
answer those.Copy !req
232. Fans of my show, obviously.Copy !req
233. Don't wanna encourage them.
What's this?Copy !req
234. If it's a Nigerian princeCopy !req
235. asking you
to take $12 million,Copy !req
236. he never sends it.Copy !req
237. And then you have to explain
to your wife,Copy !req
238. who leaves you, for...
other reasons.Copy !req
239. You're kidding me?Copy !req
240. No!Copy !req
241. I mean, the guy seemed
on the up and up.Copy !req
242. Poor kid couldn't get
to his money.Copy !req
243. Not that!Copy !req
244. I'm being slammed
for a zoning violation.Copy !req
245. It seems my idiot grandfather
zoned my estateCopy !req
246. for "the care and upkeep
of American rightnessCopy !req
247. and the active defense
of her civil needs."Copy !req
248. What does that mean?Copy !req
249. Uh, according to this,
it meansCopy !req
250. that I must have 3/4
of my estate do-goodingCopy !req
251. or I lose my propertyCopy !req
252. to whatever the Mammoth
Corporation is.Copy !req
253. Geesh,
what are we gonna do?Copy !req
254. Well, I'm gonna start by kicking
the Johnson family outCopy !req
255. of the missile silo.Copy !req
256. And I'm also pretty sure
that those guysCopy !req
257. in the old
propulsion research labCopy !req
258. are cooking meth.Copy !req
259. It's a shame.Copy !req
260. They always pay
their rent on time.Copy !req
261. Damn it, Shoreleave,
you ruined another outfit.Copy !req
262. Think Betsy Ross works here?Copy !req
263. I'm the one who has to sew this
back together, you clown!Copy !req
264. What are you laughing about,
"Mr. Bloodstains on Everything"?Copy !req
265. You know that he just
rips those himself.Copy !req
266. He just tears it off
like a Chippendales' fireman.Copy !req
267. Every time.Copy !req
268. Good God, why?Copy !req
269. For one, because
it looks super cool.Copy !req
270. You're an infant!
How's the bath working?Copy !req
271. No idea.
We're used to it.Copy !req
272. You tell us.Copy !req
273. Sorry boys, you smell like
tomato and crap soup.Copy !req
274. Hunter, this just came in
on the telex.Copy !req
275. So what!Copy !req
276. The man-shaped mountain
does that all the time.Copy !req
277. Read what he's taking over.Copy !req
278. Stop playing Jimmy Olsen
and just tell me.Copy !req
279. Mmm, not in front of...
you know, him.Copy !req
280. What?
What's being taken over?Copy !req
281. Nothing.Copy !req
282. The boy has Tourette's syndrome
or something.Copy !req
283. Uh, right.
Whoop!Copy !req
284. Pickled penis!
Pickled penis!Copy !req
285. My underwear is on fire.Copy !req
286. It's tragic.Copy !req
287. Not a damned thing
you can do about it.Copy !req
288. - Whoop!
- Poor bastard.Copy !req
289. I thought you were doingCopy !req
290. your big "I'll get you,
Dr. Venture" thing today?Copy !req
291. This is it.
I'm arching.Copy !req
292. This is my big plan.
Check it out.Copy !req
293. Well, uh, what
did I miss?Copy !req
294. Let me see, uh...
well, 36 askedCopy !req
295. if I thought that Leonard Maltin
had had work done.Copy !req
296. And I said, "have you seen
Mickey Rourke?"Copy !req
297. Yeah, he looks like he was
made by a cobbler.Copy !req
298. He does!
So... exciting, huh?Copy !req
299. Wooo!Copy !req
300. I'm having Monstroso
attack Venture...Copy !req
301. with paperwork!Copy !req
302. Weee!Copy !req
303. Monstroso!Copy !req
304. That's what this is about?Copy !req
305. He's king
of the double cross.Copy !req
306. I mean, think about it.Copy !req
307. He's a lawyer
and a super villain.Copy !req
308. That's like a shark with
a grenade launcher on its head.Copy !req
309. She's right!Copy !req
310. Monstroso's planning on seizing
all of Venture's propertyCopy !req
311. and yours!Copy !req
312. - How do you know that?
- It's all right here.Copy !req
313. I lifted a Blackberry off
one of his henchmen.Copy !req
314. It had every access code
and password.Copy !req
315. So apparently you signed away
all your rightsCopy !req
316. as Venture's primary arch
to Monstroso.Copy !req
317. What?
That dick!Copy !req
318. I will kill him!Copy !req
319. He's right.
It's all here.Copy !req
320. Nice job, 21.Copy !req
321. I'm impressed.Copy !req
322. Dude, that was so great!Copy !req
323. She was just smooshing them
in there.Copy !req
324. - I know!
- You know what?Copy !req
325. Uh, I know what
I have to do.Copy !req
326. We don't need much room
for what we do,Copy !req
327. and that's why
we can't pay that muchCopy !req
328. because we don't do
that much.Copy !req
329. We actually don't do
anything.Copy !req
330. I'll cut you a break.Copy !req
331. I just need to have at least
70% of my estateCopy !req
332. allotted to community vigilance
and safeguarding rightness.Copy !req
333. What does that even mean?Copy !req
334. It means that Quizboy and the
Pink Phantom have arrived.Copy !req
335. High five!Copy !req
336. Yep, welcome to the worldCopy !req
337. of super science, action
and adventure.Copy !req
338. Rules!Copy !req
339. Will somebody hit this?
I'm hanging here.Copy !req
340. Come on, Rusty,
you know we can't getCopy !req
341. the super scientist community
to take us seriously.Copy !req
342. You guys are ready.
It's easy.Copy !req
343. You park a hovercraft in there,
and once a month you goCopy !req
344. to a soup kitchen and lance
boils off homeless guys.Copy !req
345. You don't need
costumes or anything.Copy !req
346. Oh, yes we do!Copy !req
347. Well, this is it.Copy !req
348. It isn't so impressive
on the outside,Copy !req
349. but I think you'll be impressed
with the inside.Copy !req
350. Just needs a little bit of —
What the fuck!Copy !req
351. It's perfect!Copy !req
352. Where do I sign?Copy !req
353. Um, I know I'm not really up
on this confusing crap,Copy !req
354. but isn't S.P.H.I.N.X.
the bad guys?Copy !req
355. They were, but we annihilated
the real S.P.H.I.N.X.Copy !req
356. in the Pyramid Wars
of '87.Copy !req
357. So, when we went rogue,
we just went —Copy !req
358. "Hey, why don't we use
these fresh costumes,Copy !req
359. and all this sweet Egypt-themed
equipment we captured."Copy !req
360. You guys aren't with
the O.S.I. Anymore?Copy !req
361. Hell no, son.Copy !req
362. We all joined the O.S.I.
with pie-eyed dreamsCopy !req
363. of saving the world
from baddies.Copy !req
364. And what did we get?Copy !req
365. Hot bureaucracy poured
in our laps.Copy !req
366. As S.P.H.I.N.X., we can
whip-up foamy justiceCopy !req
367. any way we want.Copy !req
368. The O.S.I. plays their game
of tag with the Guild.Copy !req
369. But when someone refuses
the costumed life...Copy !req
370. S.P.H.I.N.X.!Copy !req
371. Can we join?Copy !req
372. Uh, speak
for yourself, Billy.Copy !req
373. Don't kid yourself,
short round.Copy !req
374. You two are gonna wake up
tomorrow with your memory wiped.Copy !req
375. How's that metal hi-five
treating you these days?Copy !req
376. With all due respect,
I hate you.Copy !req
377. I know!Copy !req
378. And tomorrow,
you will love me!Copy !req
379. You know, this is
the answer to my problems.Copy !req
380. You guys just need to pay
some back rentCopy !req
381. and sign some papers.Copy !req
382. Wrong-o!Copy !req
383. S.P.H.I.N.X.
works in the shadows.Copy !req
384. We are ghosts.Copy !req
385. I couldn't tell anyone
about this.Copy !req
386. Doc, seriously,
it's important work.Copy !req
387. That's why we're all here.Copy !req
388. You're here because you forgot
to leave me your keys.Copy !req
389. I mean, why we're here
on this planet.Copy !req
390. We had to make
sacrifices.Copy !req
391. Like covering yourselves
in rotten eggs.Copy !req
392. Do you know how bad
you smell?Copy !req
393. No, ass!Copy !req
394. Like living next to the boys
for a yearCopy !req
395. and not being able to tell them
that they're safe.Copy !req
396. That kinda sacrifice!Copy !req
397. I had my pud removed,
then reattached.Copy !req
398. I pretended that I became
a religious fanatic.Copy !req
399. I pretended to be
in love with Shoreleave.Copy !req
400. Oh! And I pretendedCopy !req
401. I liked having sex with him
every night.Copy !req
402. Uh, intruder
at the front gate.Copy !req
403. Intruder at the front gate.Copy !req
404. The Sphinx has spoken.Copy !req
405. How much do you want
for that watch of yours?Copy !req
406. Ours is way too creepy.Copy !req
407. Psst! 24.Copy !req
408. Hey, 24.
Dude!Copy !req
409. Yes, my master.Copy !req
410. Dude, what is this,
I Dream of Jeannie?Copy !req
411. I need you to check out
the Venture compoundCopy !req
412. and deactivate the alarms.Copy !req
413. I'm not a poltergeist.Copy !req
414. I can't move stuff.Copy !req
415. But I'll take a look around
if you do that thingCopy !req
416. for a couple
of my new friends.Copy !req
417. Oh, come on!Copy !req
418. Okay, fine.
Quickly.Copy !req
419. I'm in a hurry.Copy !req
420. This is Speedy.
You remember him.Copy !req
421. And President Woodrow Wilson.Copy !req
422. Yeah, they bet me
you couldn't do it.Copy !req
423. Velvet hour!Copy !req
424. Kate Moss.
Easy.Copy !req
425. Still?Copy !req
426. Umm, Jennifer Lopez.Copy !req
427. - Covet?
- Sarah Jessica Parker.Copy !req
428. And she also has Lovely,
and Twilight, and Dawn.Copy !req
429. And a whole bunch more.Copy !req
430. Astonishing.Copy !req
431. He is like the rain man
of celebrity signature perfumes.Copy !req
432. Unscripted?Copy !req
433. Patrick Dempsey.
I know, it's insane.Copy !req
434. Tim McGraw and Carlos Santana
also have them.Copy !req
435. All right, you guys, I win.Copy !req
436. Looks like you have
to tell Helen of TroyCopy !req
437. how awesome I am.
Beat it.Copy !req
438. Jeez! Okay, now you gotta
go secure the compound.Copy !req
439. I'm gonna wait here
for MonstrosoCopy !req
440. and deal with him
the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
441. You're gonna sew him
a quilt?Copy !req
442. No, douche, I'm gonna
whale on him.Copy !req
443. I can't secure anything.Copy !req
444. Come on!
You help me all the time!Copy !req
445. Do I?Copy !req
446. Or do I just let you
feel secure enoughCopy !req
447. to trust your intuition?Copy !req
448. No, you are real!
Real!Copy !req
449. If you say so.Copy !req
450. We will drag his ass in front
of the Council of Thirteen!Copy !req
451. Nobody double crosses
the Monarch!Copy !req
452. Honey, the double cross
isn't a Guild offence.Copy !req
453. They actually encourage
that kind of thing.Copy !req
454. Trust me, Monstroso
knows Guild law.Copy !req
455. But we gotta do something!Copy !req
456. It's 21, sir.Copy !req
457. He's stolen
the Monarch mobile.Copy !req
458. He's gone all crazy again.Copy !req
459. We think he plans
on attacking Monstroso.Copy !req
460. - Good.
- What?Copy !req
461. Good, we didn't order it.
We're in the clear.Copy !req
462. If one of our henchmen goes
behind our backs and fixes this,Copy !req
463. I'm not gonna stop him.Copy !req
464. You're right!Copy !req
465. And 21 might actually succeed.Copy !req
466. And you two little snitches
have work to do, I believe.Copy !req
467. We do?Copy !req
468. Yeah, go clean
the toilets or something.Copy !req
469. No, no, no, motherf—
are you serious?Copy !req
470. You heard your leader!Copy !req
471. Those two are really
starting to burn my ass.Copy !req
472. You can either follow me
to our bedroom,Copy !req
473. or bend over
that control throne.Copy !req
474. Because I haven't been this
turned on in forever.Copy !req
475. Brock Samson...Copy !req
476. at last we meet.Copy !req
477. Do I know you?Copy !req
478. Don't pull that shit
with me!Copy !req
479. I don't know why you're here,
and I don't care.Copy !req
480. I have been waiting for this
moment for a year.Copy !req
481. Boo.Copy !req
482. Ah, very nice.
Somebody's been training.Copy !req
483. This is like Christmas,
my first BMX bike,Copy !req
484. and meeting the cast of Firefly
all in one.Copy !req
485. Let's go!
Come on, Samson, bring it!Copy !req
486. Okay, Tubs.Copy !req
487. Let's see what else you got.Copy !req
488. You didn't think I was gonna
take it easy on you, did ya?Copy !req
489. I was fucking praying
you wouldn't.Copy !req
490. You gotta bring it!Copy !req
491. Come on!Copy !req
492. Well, if you can't solve
my problemCopy !req
493. with this Monstroso character,Copy !req
494. you gotta pack this up.Copy !req
495. And there will be a late fee
with that back rent.Copy !req
496. Oh, we'll solve your problem
with Monstroso.Copy !req
497. But not legally.Copy !req
498. S.P.H.I.N.X. solves problems
their own special way.Copy !req
499. Don't worry, we have
Brock Lobster taking care of it.Copy !req
500. He's clean as a whistle.Copy !req
501. Won't remember a thing.Copy !req
502. Aren't you gonna wipe
my memory?Copy !req
503. White, you lazy bastard,
if you hadCopy !req
504. even an ounce
of the little guy's moxie,Copy !req
505. I'd be cleaning you like
a toilet seat.Copy !req
506. Um, what's going on?Copy !req
507. Oh, great.Copy !req
508. Is the uh, washing machine
still warm?Copy !req
509. You're sure
that thing works?Copy !req
510. Shoreleave! You have fun with
those homophobic drug lordsCopy !req
511. you were imprisoned with
last week?Copy !req
512. Prison?
I was here last week.Copy !req
513. Come on in, boys.Copy !req
514. Hey, did I ever tell you
about your mother?Copy !req
515. Or that you are both clones?Copy !req
516. What?Copy !req
517. 21!Copy !req
518. You must go
to the Dagoba system.Copy !req
519. There you will meet
the Jedi masterCopy !req
520. who instructed me.Copy !req
521. Good one.Copy !req
522. Thanks.
But I'll hand it to ya,Copy !req
523. you really can deliver
a pretty decent beating.Copy !req
524. I really thought
I had a chanceCopy !req
525. 'cause when I got next to you,Copy !req
526. I swear it smelled like
you crapped yourself.Copy !req
527. That's not, uh...Copy !req
528. that's from something else.Copy !req
529. Obviously.Copy !req
530. What are you doing here?Copy !req
531. I heard you went over
to the other side.Copy !req
532. Who cares why I'm here.
Why are you here?Copy !req
533. What do you mean,
why am I here?Copy !req
534. Monstroso's taking our place
and this place over.Copy !req
535. The only way I could
think to stop himCopy !req
536. was an old-fashioned ambush.Copy !req
537. So, you're being a hero, huh?Copy !req
538. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
539. Well, then you gotta think
bigger than ambush.Copy !req
540. Can I help you?Copy !req
541. Is this locked or something?Copy !req
542. It goes counter clockwise.Copy !req
543. I'd like you to tear up
that last agreementCopy !req
544. you made with the Monarch.Copy !req
545. Oh, really.
And you are...?Copy !req
546. Just a concerned
citizen/Jedi/ninja is all.Copy !req
547. Idiot.
Get out.Copy !req
548. What are you doing there —
calling your men?Copy !req
549. Ah, they're sleeping.
I put 'em to bed.Copy !req
550. Shh, don't wake 'em.
It's rude.Copy !req
551. Okay, little guy.Copy !req
552. You really wanna do this?Copy !req
553. I'm twice your size.Copy !req
554. Not anymore.Copy !req
555. G'night, Brock.Copy !req
556. Good night, Hank.Copy !req
557. Brock?Copy !req