1. So, do you get to talk to
Rasputin and James Doohan?Copy !req
2. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
3. Yeah, but you don't really have a body.Copy !req
4. Then you can't have sex again?Copy !req
5. Like we were getting laid all the time.Copy !req
6. And with no sex comes no rejection.Copy !req
7. You don't miss sex because
you're like omniscient.Copy !req
8. Seriously, ask me any question.Copy !req
9. Okay, what's the meaning of life?Copy !req
10. The color 12.Copy !req
11. - Really?
- No, idiot.Copy !req
12. Ask me something less
Hitchhikers Guide, dork.Copy !req
13. - Do we have souls?
- Yeah.Copy !req
14. Uh, not quite souls, but
that's the general idea.Copy !req
15. Everything has a soul.Copy !req
16. Crap! So, I guess I should
become a vegetarian?Copy !req
17. No, like, everything living has a soul.Copy !req
18. Even spinach. You can't win.Copy !req
19. Oh, so that's... a problem.Copy !req
20. Here's something.Copy !req
21. You know how people
cry about aborting babiesCopy !req
22. because of their soul?Copy !req
23. Turns out you don't get a
soul until you're, like, one.Copy !req
24. So weird. One, really?Copy !req
25. Or maybe six months, I forget.Copy !req
26. Either way, you're just this little crying,Copy !req
27. pooing, monster blob
till you get your soul.Copy !req
28. That's amazing. I should tell everybody.Copy !req
29. People need to know about this.Copy !req
30. Oh, definitely!Copy !req
31. Maybe you should write it down
on a golden plate,Copy !req
32. or maybe get some aviators
and a compound in Guyana.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
34. Dude, I barely believe you're real.Copy !req
35. I mean, if there were ghosts,
they'd be freakin' everywhere.Copy !req
36. Yeah, not necessarily.Copy !req
37. You can only haunt
something you were close to.Copy !req
38. In life.Copy !req
39. And you chose me?Copy !req
40. Out of everything, you chose me?Copy !req
41. Well, before you get all teary-eyed,Copy !req
42. I could only choose between youCopy !req
43. and a cocoon that is
constantly getting blown up.Copy !req
44. - Still, you could've—
- Or Beth Seaton.Copy !req
45. Yeah, but she's not 15 anymore,
so she doesn't like me.Copy !req
46. That way.Copy !req
47. I told you that I wanted
you in the Monarch Mobile,Copy !req
48. fully suited up by noon.Copy !req
49. It's noon fifteen!Copy !req
50. Oh, dude, I'm sorry I was just—Copy !req
51. just working on my modelCopy !req
52. of Blackbeard's pirate skull.Copy !req
53. Sure you were. Just get suited up.Copy !req
54. We can't be late.Copy !req
55. 21 wants to nail your wife.Copy !req
56. He even pasted her face on
a bunch of soft core pictures.Copy !req
57. Shut up! That is so not true!Copy !req
58. Oh, it's true.Copy !req
59. 21, you gotta knock this
"Alas, poor Yorick" crap off.Copy !req
60. Look on his computer in the folderCopy !req
61. labeled "special software."Copy !req
62. There's tons of them.Copy !req
63. Okay, whatever!Copy !req
64. Get it together.Copy !req
65. We're about to make
villain history here, 21.Copy !req
66. I need you on board.Copy !req
67. After today, we will walk
up to Venture's front doorCopy !req
68. and explain that I win, and he loses.Copy !req
69. Okay, I'll be right there.Copy !req
70. He stole your wife's bra...Copy !req
71. from the hamper!Copy !req
72. Uh, geez, this place reeks.Copy !req
73. What's this guy doing in there?Copy !req
74. The "guy" is Dr. Peter Schumpmaker.Copy !req
75. Lord knows what a schump is,Copy !req
76. but you can bet your bippy
his ancestors made them.Copy !req
77. What he's doing is far worse
than crafting fine schumps.Copy !req
78. Key.Copy !req
79. So, he's another arms trader?Copy !req
80. You wish.Copy !req
81. This guy is making a stink bomb.Copy !req
82. Is that like a dirty bomb?Copy !req
83. No, really. Seriously, stink bomb.Copy !req
84. Like a stink bomb. You want this?Copy !req
85. There's a free pinky ring there.Copy !req
86. Stink bomb? Who cares?Copy !req
87. What the hell are we doing here?Copy !req
88. Shouldn't we wait till recessCopy !req
89. when all the other kids can
help us give him a wedgie?Copy !req
90. This is serious.Copy !req
91. You ever notice that gunpowder smellsCopy !req
92. like rotten eggs and fart?Copy !req
93. Hmm? You ever think about that? Farts?Copy !req
94. No, not unless somebody actually farts.Copy !req
95. Well, that's sulfur.Copy !req
96. It's one of the primary odors.Copy !req
97. Oh, yeah, cutting edge olfactory science.Copy !req
98. And our little Dr. Schumpmaker
here has foundCopy !req
99. a volatile combination of these fine odors.Copy !req
100. Ta-da! Deadly stink bomb.Copy !req
101. That must be why this place stinks.Copy !req
102. Or maybe it's just the other key.Copy !req
103. You can lose that.
It's a combination print lock.Copy !req
104. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
105. What? We do it like all the others.Copy !req
106. I make a fun little diversionCopy !req
107. and you come in and wham!Copy !req
108. Brockness monster on 'em.Copy !req
109. Okay, it's open.Copy !req
110. Signal me.Copy !req
111. Oh there's a ladder right there.Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah, that's a lot of fun!Copy !req
113. Oh! I'm sorry.Copy !req
114. Thought this was the bathroom.Copy !req
115. What with that tangy odor I'm enjoying.Copy !req
116. I was in the neighborhood shopping,Copy !req
117. and I can't find a Starbucks—Copy !req
118. What are you guys waiting for?Copy !req
119. Okay, we'll mix it up.Copy !req
120. But no tummy punches,
I really do gotta pee.Copy !req
121. Boom! That's right!Copy !req
122. This is all happening!Copy !req
123. Cannot change the channel now!Copy !req
124. Sweetie, you almost hit that antenna thing.Copy !req
125. Can you fly higher?Copy !req
126. Last time we did that
we were chased by jets.Copy !req
127. And we ended up on an
episode of UFO Hunters.Copy !req
128. We should have just drove here.Copy !req
129. That's for chumps.Copy !req
130. I'm gonna arrive in style!Copy !req
131. Show this Monstroso clown
I mean flying car business.Copy !req
132. That's the place!
Just put it down on the heliport.Copy !req
133. Who sent you?Copy !req
134. Any beans you wish to spill before you die?Copy !req
135. I believe that's customary.Copy !req
136. Love to!Copy !req
137. I'm an agent of S.P.H.I.N.X.!Copy !req
138. When super scientists,
lawbreaking baddies and whatnotCopy !req
139. refuse to get a Guild license
and play all nice nice,Copy !req
140. you deal with us... S.P.H.I.N.X.!Copy !req
141. Are you serious?Copy !req
142. This is all because I don't have a costume?Copy !req
143. Well, you're
oversimplifying it, aren't you?Copy !req
144. You're not gonna get killed
for your lack of fashion pizazz.Copy !req
145. No, you're gonna die because
you're a dangerous nut.Copy !req
146. So I'm going to be killed?Copy !req
147. Yep.Copy !req
148. And I suppose, what,
my men will just fall down deadCopy !req
149. and I'll suddenly not want
to pull this trigger?Copy !req
150. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
151. See?Copy !req
152. If you could pull that trigger,
you totally wouldn't wanna.Copy !req
153. Gentlemen, veil yourselves.Copy !req
154. This is Guild business.Copy !req
155. Monstroso!Copy !req
156. Looking... tall.Copy !req
157. Monarch, always a pleasure.Copy !req
158. What's with the extra muscle?Copy !req
159. And this feisty little beetle
must be henchman 21.Copy !req
160. These are my associates.Copy !req
161. Mammoth Corp is a
legitimately traded business.Copy !req
162. Mostly.Copy !req
163. These men are harmless. Cigar?Copy !req
164. I don't smoke.Copy !req
165. Well, I do. Have a seat, gentlemen.Copy !req
166. Look, I got my wife doing
circles around this placeCopy !req
167. wasting jet fuel.Copy !req
168. - Can we get down to it?
- But, of course.Copy !req
169. Well, I've reviewed your requestCopy !req
170. and there is something we could doCopy !req
171. that would completely cripple VentureCopy !req
172. and leave you in
possession of all his assets.Copy !req
173. Sweet!Copy !req
174. So let's go with my plan
to cover his compoundCopy !req
175. in sticky hot sugar!Copy !req
176. Leaving him and his family
to be devoured by ants!Copy !req
177. And those little ones—Copy !req
178. 21:
Wait, gnats?Copy !req
179. No.Copy !req
180. - Chiggers?
- Chiggers!Copy !req
181. No, that plan was stupid.Copy !req
182. My plan is clean, elegant, classic.Copy !req
183. We take him down as one
would take down a mafia don.Copy !req
184. - Cigar?
- No.Copy !req
185. So then we're going with my
plan to just put him in a bagCopy !req
186. and beat him with a rake?Copy !req
187. No, that was also stupid.Copy !req
188. What we will do is give himCopy !req
189. a deep, bureaucratic, paper cut.Copy !req
190. Cigar?Copy !req
191. No, still don't smoke.Copy !req
192. So, where do I sign?Copy !req
193. Yeah, I'm thinkingCopy !req
194. what's in it for Monstroso?Copy !req
195. Why doesn't the big man
just cut out the little MonarchCopy !req
196. and keep all the goodies for himself?Copy !req
197. The guy behind you has
a gun in his right pocket,Copy !req
198. and the guy behind the Monarch
has an ether soaked hanky.Copy !req
199. And you put your underwear
on inside out again.Copy !req
200. Keyaii!Copy !req
201. Suck it!Copy !req
202. Pwned!Copy !req
203. Ether.Copy !req
204. No, that one just had snot on it.Copy !req
205. But he did have another.Copy !req
206. Well, it seems I have my answer.Copy !req
207. I'll ready the papers. Cigar?Copy !req
208. Yes, fine! Give me a fucking cigar!Copy !req
209. Gah!Copy !req
210. Come on, Venture!Copy !req
211. How dare you!Copy !req
212. You, sir, can powder your own ruddy bottom.Copy !req
213. Why, yes!Copy !req
214. You do deserve a good spanking, in fact.Copy !req
215. Venture, you gotta get
your own screen name!Copy !req
216. Who's "Little Boy Pink"?Copy !req
217. He has a potty mouth, let me tell ya.Copy !req
218. That guy is, like, 35 or something.Copy !req
219. It's just role playing. It's healthy!Copy !req
220. Using your— What are you doing in here?Copy !req
221. Checking my electronic mailbox.Copy !req
222. Yeah, I'd do it on my computer,
but the Commodore 64Copy !req
223. gets kinda buggy with
the cradle modem that—Copy !req
224. Well, it's all very technical.Copy !req
225. Yeah, technical. I was gonna say boring.Copy !req
226. Well, aren't I popular.Copy !req
227. Sexy singles wanna meet me.Copy !req
228. College girls... twins.Copy !req
229. Twin coeds.Copy !req
230. Yeah, I wouldn't answer those.Copy !req
231. Fans of my show, obviously.Copy !req
232. Don't wanna encourage them. What's this?Copy !req
233. If it's a Nigerian princeCopy !req
234. asking you to take $12 million,Copy !req
235. he never sends it.Copy !req
236. And then you have to explain to your wife,Copy !req
237. who leaves you, for... other reasons.Copy !req
238. You're kidding me?Copy !req
239. No!Copy !req
240. I mean, the guy seemed on the up and up.Copy !req
241. Poor kid couldn't get to his money.Copy !req
242. Not that!Copy !req
243. I'm being slammed for a zoning violation.Copy !req
244. It seems my idiot
grandfather zoned my estateCopy !req
245. for "the care and upkeep
of American rightnessCopy !req
246. and the active defense of her civil needs."Copy !req
247. What does that mean?Copy !req
248. Uh, according to this, it meansCopy !req
249. that I must have 3/4
of my estate do-goodingCopy !req
250. or I lose my propertyCopy !req
251. to whatever the Mammoth Corporation is.Copy !req
252. Geesh, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
253. Well, I'm gonna start by
kicking the Johnson family outCopy !req
254. of the missile silo.Copy !req
255. And I'm also pretty sure that those guysCopy !req
256. in the old propulsion research labCopy !req
257. are cooking meth.Copy !req
258. It's a shame.Copy !req
259. They always pay their rent on time.Copy !req
260. Damn it, Shoreleave,
you ruined another outfit.Copy !req
261. Think Betsy Ross works here?Copy !req
262. I'm the one who has to sew
this back together, you clown!Copy !req
263. What are you laughing about,
"Mr. Bloodstains on Everything"?Copy !req
264. You know that he just rips those himself.Copy !req
265. He just tears it off like a
Chippendales' fireman.Copy !req
266. Every time.Copy !req
267. Good God, why?Copy !req
268. For one, because it looks super cool.Copy !req
269. You're an infant! How's the bath working?Copy !req
270. No idea. We're used to it.Copy !req
271. You tell us.Copy !req
272. Sorry boys, you smell
like tomato and crap soup.Copy !req
273. Hunter, this just came in on the telex.Copy !req
274. So what!Copy !req
275. The man-shaped mountain
does that all the time.Copy !req
276. Read what he's taking over.Copy !req
277. Stop playing Jimmy Olsen and just tell me.Copy !req
278. Mmm, not in front of... you know, him.Copy !req
279. What? What's being taken over?Copy !req
280. Nothing.Copy !req
281. The boy has Tourette's
syndrome or something.Copy !req
282. Uh, right. Whoop!Copy !req
283. Pickled penis! Pickled penis!Copy !req
284. My underwear is on fire.Copy !req
285. It's tragic.Copy !req
286. Not a damned thing you can do about it.Copy !req
287. - Whoop!
- Poor bastard.Copy !req
288. I thought you were doing your big
"I'll get you, Dr. Venture" thing today?Copy !req
289. This is it. I'm arching.Copy !req
290. This is my big plan. Check it out.Copy !req
291. Well, uh, what did I miss?Copy !req
292. Let me see, uh... well, 36 askedCopy !req
293. if I thought that Leonard Maltin
had had work done.Copy !req
294. And I said, "Have you seen Mickey Rourke?"Copy !req
295. Yeah, he looks like he
was made by a cobbler.Copy !req
296. He does! So... exciting, huh?Copy !req
297. Wooo!Copy !req
298. I'm having Monstroso attack Venture...Copy !req
299. with paperwork!Copy !req
300. Weee!Copy !req
301. Monstroso! That's what this is about?Copy !req
302. He's king of the double cross.Copy !req
303. I mean, think about it.Copy !req
304. He's a lawyer and a super villain.Copy !req
305. That's like a shark with a
grenade launcher on its head.Copy !req
306. She's right!Copy !req
307. Monstroso's planning on
seizing all of Venture's propertyCopy !req
308. and yours!Copy !req
309. - How do you know that?
- It's all right here.Copy !req
310. I lifted a Blackberry off
one of his henchmen.Copy !req
311. It had every access code and password.Copy !req
312. So apparently you
signed away all your rightsCopy !req
313. as Venture's primary arch to Monstroso.Copy !req
314. What? That dick!Copy !req
315. I will kill him!Copy !req
316. He's right. It's all here.Copy !req
317. Nice job, 21.Copy !req
318. I'm impressed.Copy !req
319. Dude, that was so great!Copy !req
320. She was just smooshing them in there.Copy !req
321. - I know!
- You know what?Copy !req
322. Uh, I know what I have to do.Copy !req
323. We don't need much room for what we do,Copy !req
324. and that's why we can't pay that muchCopy !req
325. because we don't do that much.Copy !req
326. We actually don't do anything.Copy !req
327. I'll cut you a break.Copy !req
328. I just need to have at
least 70% of my estateCopy !req
329. allotted to community vigilance
and safeguarding rightness.Copy !req
330. What does that even mean?Copy !req
331. It means that Quizboy and
the Pink Phantom have arrived.Copy !req
332. High five!Copy !req
333. Yep, welcome to the worldCopy !req
334. of super science, action and adventure.Copy !req
335. Rules!Copy !req
336. Will somebody hit this? I'm hanging here.Copy !req
337. Come on, Rusty, you know we can't getCopy !req
338. the super scientist
community to take us seriously.Copy !req
339. You guys are ready. It's easy.Copy !req
340. You park a hovercraft in there,
and once a month you goCopy !req
341. to a soup kitchen and lance
boils off homeless guys.Copy !req
342. You don't need costumes or anything.Copy !req
343. Oh, yes we do!Copy !req
344. Well, this is it.Copy !req
345. It isn't so impressive on the outside,Copy !req
346. but I think you'll be
impressed with the inside.Copy !req
347. Just needs a little bit of—
What the fuck!Copy !req
348. It's perfect!Copy !req
349. Where do I sign?Copy !req
350. Um, I know I'm not really
up on this confusing crap,Copy !req
351. but isn't S.P.H.I.N.X. the bad guys?Copy !req
352. They were, but we
annihilated the real S.P.H.I.N.X.Copy !req
353. in the Pyramid Wars of '87.Copy !req
354. So, when we went rogue, we just went,Copy !req
355. "Hey, why don't we use
these fresh costumes,Copy !req
356. and all this sweet Egypt-themed
equipment we captured."Copy !req
357. You guys aren't with the O.S.I. anymore?Copy !req
358. Hell no, son.Copy !req
359. We all joined the O.S.I.
with pie-eyed dreamsCopy !req
360. of saving the world from baddies.Copy !req
361. And what did we get?Copy !req
362. Hot bureaucracy poured in our laps.Copy !req
363. As S.P.H.I.N.X.,
we can whip-up foamy justiceCopy !req
364. any way we want.Copy !req
365. The O.S.I. plays their
game of tag with the Guild.Copy !req
366. But when someone
refuses the costumed life...Copy !req
367. S.P.H.I.N.X.!Copy !req
368. Can we join?Copy !req
369. Uh, speak for yourself, Billy.Copy !req
370. Don't kid yourself, short round.Copy !req
371. You two are gonna wake up
tomorrow with your memory wiped.Copy !req
372. How's that metal hi-five
treating you these days?Copy !req
373. With all due respect, I hate you.Copy !req
374. I know!Copy !req
375. And tomorrow, you will love me!Copy !req
376. You know, this is the
answer to my problems.Copy !req
377. You guys just need to pay some back rentCopy !req
378. and sign some papers.Copy !req
379. Wrong-o!Copy !req
380. S.P.H.I.N.X. works in the shadows.Copy !req
381. We are ghosts.Copy !req
382. I couldn't tell anyone about this.Copy !req
383. Doc, seriously, it's important work.Copy !req
384. That's why we're all here.Copy !req
385. You're here because you
forgot to leave me your keys.Copy !req
386. I mean, why we're here on this planet.Copy !req
387. We had to make sacrifices.Copy !req
388. Like covering yourselves in rotten eggs.Copy !req
389. Do you know how bad you smell?Copy !req
390. No, ass!Copy !req
391. Like living next to the boys for a yearCopy !req
392. and not being able to
tell them that they're safe.Copy !req
393. That kinda sacrifice!Copy !req
394. I had my pud removed, then reattached.Copy !req
395. I pretended that
I became a religious fanatic.Copy !req
396. I pretended to be in love with Shoreleave.Copy !req
397. Oh! And I pretendedCopy !req
398. I liked having sex with him every night.Copy !req
399. Uh, intruder at the front gate.Copy !req
400. Intruder at the front gate.Copy !req
401. The Sphinx has spoken.Copy !req
402. How much do you want
for that watch of yours?Copy !req
403. Ours is way too creepy.Copy !req
404. Psst! 24.Copy !req
405. Hey, 24. Dude!Copy !req
406. Yes, my master.Copy !req
407. Dude, what is this, I Dream of Jeannie?Copy !req
408. I need you to check out
the Venture compoundCopy !req
409. and deactivate the alarms.Copy !req
410. I'm not a poltergeist.Copy !req
411. I can't move stuff.Copy !req
412. But I'll take a look around
if you do that thingCopy !req
413. for a couple of my new friends.Copy !req
414. Oh, come on!Copy !req
415. Okay, fine. Quickly.Copy !req
416. I'm in a hurry.Copy !req
417. This is Speedy. You remember him.Copy !req
418. And President Woodrow Wilson.Copy !req
419. Yeah, they bet me you couldn't do it.Copy !req
420. Velvet Hour!Copy !req
421. Kate Moss. Easy.Copy !req
422. Still?Copy !req
423. Umm, Jennifer Lopez.Copy !req
424. - Covet?
- Sarah Jessica Parker.Copy !req
425. And she also has Lovely,
and Twilight, and Dawn.Copy !req
426. And a whole bunch more.Copy !req
427. Astonishing.Copy !req
428. He is like the rain man of
celebrity signature perfumes.Copy !req
429. Unscripted?Copy !req
430. Patrick Dempsey. I know, it's insane.Copy !req
431. Tim McGraw and
Carlos Santana also have them.Copy !req
432. All right, you guys, I win.Copy !req
433. Looks like you have to tell Helen of TroyCopy !req
434. how awesome I am. Beat it.Copy !req
435. Jeez! Okay, now you gotta
go secure the compound.Copy !req
436. I'm gonna wait here for MonstrosoCopy !req
437. and deal with him the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
438. You're gonna sew him a quilt?Copy !req
439. No, douche, I'm gonna whale on him.Copy !req
440. I can't secure anything.Copy !req
441. Come on! You help me all the time!Copy !req
442. Do I?Copy !req
443. Or do I just let you feel secure enoughCopy !req
444. to trust your intuition?Copy !req
445. No, you are real! Real!Copy !req
446. If you say so.Copy !req
447. We will drag his ass in front
of the Council of Thirteen!Copy !req
448. Nobody double crosses the Monarch!Copy !req
449. Honey, the double cross
isn't a Guild offence.Copy !req
450. They actually encourage that kind of thing.Copy !req
451. Trust me, Monstroso knows Guild law.Copy !req
452. But we gotta do something!Copy !req
453. It's 21, sir.Copy !req
454. He's stolen the Monarch Mobile.Copy !req
455. He's gone all crazy again.Copy !req
456. We think he plans on attacking Monstroso.Copy !req
457. - Good.
- What?Copy !req
458. Good, we didn't order it.
We're in the clear.Copy !req
459. If one of our henchmen goes
behind our backs and fixes this,Copy !req
460. I'm not gonna stop him.Copy !req
461. You're right!Copy !req
462. And 21 might actually succeed.Copy !req
463. And you two little snitches
have work to do, I believe.Copy !req
464. We do?Copy !req
465. Yeah, go clean the toilets or something.Copy !req
466. No, no, no, motherf— Are you serious?Copy !req
467. You heard your leader!Copy !req
468. Those two are really
starting to burn my ass.Copy !req
469. You can either follow me to our bedroom,Copy !req
470. or bend over that control throne.Copy !req
471. Because I haven't been
this turned on in forever.Copy !req
472. Brock Samson...Copy !req
473. at last we meet.Copy !req
474. Do I know you?Copy !req
475. Don't pull that shit with me!Copy !req
476. I don't know why you're here,
and I don't care.Copy !req
477. I have been waiting for
this moment for a year.Copy !req
478. Boo.Copy !req
479. Ah, very nice. Somebody's been training.Copy !req
480. This is like Christmas, my first BMX bike,Copy !req
481. and meeting the cast of Firefly all in one.Copy !req
482. Let's go! Come on, Samson, bring it!Copy !req
483. Okay, Tubs.Copy !req
484. Let's see what else you got.Copy !req
485. You didn't think I was gonna
take it easy on you, did ya?Copy !req
486. I was fucking praying you wouldn't.Copy !req
487. You gotta bring it!Copy !req
488. Come on!Copy !req
489. Well, if you can't solve my problemCopy !req
490. with this Monstroso character,Copy !req
491. you gotta pack this up.Copy !req
492. And there will be a late
fee with that back rent.Copy !req
493. Oh, we'll solve your
problem with Monstroso.Copy !req
494. But not legally.Copy !req
495. S.P.H.I.N.X. solves problems
their own special way.Copy !req
496. Don't worry, we have
Brock Lobster taking care of it.Copy !req
497. He's clean as a whistle.Copy !req
498. Won't remember a thing.Copy !req
499. Aren't you gonna wipe my memory?Copy !req
500. White, you lazy bastard, if you hadCopy !req
501. even an ounce of the little guy's moxie,Copy !req
502. I'd be cleaning you like a toilet seat.Copy !req
503. Um, what's going on?Copy !req
504. Oh, great.Copy !req
505. Is the uh, washing machine still warm?Copy !req
506. You're sure that thing works?Copy !req
507. Shoreleave! You have fun with
those homophobic drug lordsCopy !req
508. you were imprisoned with last week?Copy !req
509. Prison? I was here last week.Copy !req
510. Come on in, boys.Copy !req
511. Hey, did I ever tell you about your mother?Copy !req
512. Or that you are both clones?Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. 24:
21!Copy !req
515. You must go to the Dagoba system.Copy !req
516. There you will meet the Jedi masterCopy !req
517. who instructed me.Copy !req
518. Good one.Copy !req
519. Thanks. But I'll hand it to ya,Copy !req
520. you really can deliver
a pretty decent beating.Copy !req
521. I really thought I had a chanceCopy !req
522. 'cause when I got next to you,Copy !req
523. I swear it smelled like
you crapped yourself.Copy !req
524. That's not, uh...Copy !req
525. that's from something else.Copy !req
526. Obviously.Copy !req
527. What are you doing here?Copy !req
528. I heard you went over to the other side.Copy !req
529. Who cares why I'm here.
Why are you here?Copy !req
530. What do you mean, why am I here?Copy !req
531. Monstroso's taking our place
and this place over.Copy !req
532. The only way I could think to stop himCopy !req
533. was an old-fashioned ambush.Copy !req
534. So, you're being a hero, huh?Copy !req
535. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
536. Well, then you gotta
think bigger than ambush.Copy !req
537. Can I help you?Copy !req
538. Is this locked or something?Copy !req
539. It goes counter clockwise.Copy !req
540. I'd like you to tear up that last agreementCopy !req
541. you made with the Monarch.Copy !req
542. Oh, really. And you are...?Copy !req
543. Just a concerned citizen/Jedi/ninja is all.Copy !req
544. Idiot. Get out.Copy !req
545. What are you doing there —
calling your men?Copy !req
546. Ah, they're sleeping. I put 'em to bed.Copy !req
547. Shh, don't wake 'em. It's rude.Copy !req
548. Okay, little guy.Copy !req
549. You really wanna do this?Copy !req
550. I'm twice your size.Copy !req
551. Not anymore.Copy !req
552. G'night, Brock.Copy !req
553. Good night, Hank.Copy !req
554. - Brock?Copy !req