1. You're probably
asking yourself —Copy !req
2. How did it all come
to this?Copy !req
3. How did I get here
when there wereCopy !req
4. So many paths
I could have chosen?Copy !req
5. Great!
I need this now, too?Copy !req
6. Yet another dead end,
venture!Copy !req
7. Aah!Copy !req
8. And as you look back
on your pathetic life,Copy !req
9. You'll see that it was all
just one long, winding,Copy !req
10. Inevitable road
to this very moment...Copy !req
11. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
12. But I won't let you off
that easily, venture.Copy !req
13. You will have your date
with death,Copy !req
14. But she's gonna have
to sit this one out...Copy !req
15. For the monarch has
the first dance!Copy !req
16. Dance!
Dance, little man!Copy !req
17. How does it feel to be
a helpless puppet of fate?Copy !req
18. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
19. We're gonna have
to pick it up here another time.Copy !req
20. What?Copy !req
21. It's Wednesday night.
I have my therapy.Copy !req
22. What the hell is
he talking about?Copy !req
23. Uh, new guild
clemency clause.Copy !req
24. Mental health
arch exclusion.Copy !req
25. Let me see that.Copy !req
26. Oh, damn it to —
a ha!Copy !req
27. It says here
you're excused onlyCopy !req
28. If you have a note
from your doctor.Copy !req
29. Got one right here.Copy !req
30. It's, uh,
it's in my pocket.Copy !req
31. Well, venture, if I
can't murder you today,Copy !req
32. At least it would appear
I have finally succeededCopy !req
33. In driving you insane!Copy !req
34. That's not necessarily true.Copy !req
35. People seek therapists
for all kinds of reasons.Copy !req
36. Man, when my wife left me,
I went through a pretty bad—Copy !req
37. Okay, henchmen!
That's a wrap!Copy !req
38. Abort mayhem,
and fall in!Copy !req
39. Hey, hey hey!
What's with the bitching?Copy !req
40. You don't want
a night off?Copy !req
41. You got lucky
this time, old man.Copy !req
42. Oh, in your dreams,
fat back!Copy !req
43. So... I don't know.Copy !req
44. Sometimes I wish I could
just be a normal kid,Copy !req
45. And go out and play with
kids my own age and stuff.Copy !req
46. The only people I get
to hang out with are
grown-ups.Copy !req
47. The only time I get
to leave the compoundCopy !req
48. Is to go someplace creepy
like the bermuda triangle,Copy !req
49. And then I get kidnapped
by grown-ups.Copy !req
50. And I'm not even sure
I wanna be a super scientistCopy !req
51. When I grow up anyway.Copy !req
52. But I feel all this pressure
because of my fa—Copy !req
53. It feels weird telling you
all this stuff.Copy !req
54. Remember, rusty —
in here,Copy !req
55. I'm your doctor,
not your father.Copy !req
56. Now let's get back
to it, shall we?Copy !req
57. You were telling me
how you're ungratefulCopy !req
58. For all the opportunities
your father has given you,Copy !req
59. And you blame me
for all your problems.Copy !req
60. So, you can see
why I've been reluctantCopy !req
61. To go back into therapy.Copy !req
62. Well, I hope you'll find this
a much healthier environmentCopy !req
63. In which to begin
a new adventure of healing.Copy !req
64. Because you're not
in it alone anymore.Copy !req
65. Everyone, let's all welcome
rusty to our little group.Copy !req
66. Hi, rusty!Copy !req
67. Everyone here can relate to what
you're going through, rusty.Copy !req
68. As boy adventurers,
they've been there, too.Copy !req
69. So, I think maybe a good way
for us to get started tonightCopy !req
70. Is if we just quickly
go around the room,Copy !req
71. And each of you tells rusty
a little about yourselfCopy !req
72. And your journey
to the group.Copy !req
73. Me first?Copy !req
74. Well, I have a bit
of an eating disorder.Copy !req
75. Nooo.Copy !req
76. Lance, wait
your turn.Copy !req
77. As a superhero sidekick,Copy !req
78. I led a very active,
athletic lifestyle.Copy !req
79. But when I turned 18,Copy !req
80. And I was, shall we say,
replaced with a newer model,Copy !req
81. Uh, I started
putting the weight on.Copy !req
82. Then I'd eat moreCopy !req
83. Because I was depressed.Copy !req
84. And...Copy !req
85. I have abandonment
issues?Copy !req
86. More?Copy !req
87. Tell rusty your name.Copy !req
88. Oh, well,
that's a tricky one.Copy !req
89. Uh, yeah, the latest drama
in my caped crusadeCopy !req
90. Against captain sunshine's
lawyers isCopy !req
91. I get to keep most
of the costume,Copy !req
92. But I'm no longer allowed
to call myself wonderboyCopy !req
93. When I appear
in public.Copy !req
94. Mall openings.Copy !req
95. Lance.Copy !req
96. My turn?
Um, lance hale.Copy !req
97. One half of the world
famous hale brothers.Copy !req
98. Boy detectives?
You've heard of us.Copy !req
99. I'm here because my
allegedly twin brother daleCopy !req
100. Is still having
trouble getting over
our father's death.Copy !req
101. I can still see his face
through the soft focusCopy !req
102. Of the steam from
his pooling bloodCopy !req
103. As he lay sputtering
on the cold linoleum.Copy !req
104. Punch buggy depressing!Copy !req
105. Nobody wants
to hear that crap, dale.Copy !req
106. Sorry.Copy !req
107. We didn't just
lose our dad that night.Copy !req
108. His murder remains
our only unsolved case ever.Copy !req
109. We had to quit the business
because the shame was just —Copy !req
110. Pfft! Yeah.Copy !req
111. Retiring at 30 on
daddy's famous fortuneCopy !req
112. Must have been
real hard on you.Copy !req
113. For your information,
action junkie,Copy !req
114. He bequeathed
most of it to the local
boy detective academy.Copy !req
115. We hardly got dick because
nothing we did was everCopy !req
116. Good enough for him!Copy !req
117. He did leave us
that nice car.Copy !req
118. It's totally cherry!
But that is not the point, dale.Copy !req
119. And don't interrupt me again
or I'll swear I'll so
sock you.Copy !req
120. Uh, johnny, how about you
tell rusty why you're here.Copy !req
121. Ah, rusty knows me
from way back,Copy !req
122. So we can skip —
just go to ro-boy.Copy !req
123. Hi, hi,
doctor venture.Copy !req
124. My name is
ro-boy.Copy !req
125. But I just wanna point out
I'm only here 'causeCopy !req
126. Action johnny had himself
a little run-in with
johnny lawCopy !req
127. And was ordered to attend
by johnny judge.Copy !req
128. Not my fault.
Interesting.Copy !req
129. Group, do you see
how johnny views
his whole worldCopy !req
130. As some sort of cabal
of johnniesCopy !req
131. Who are conspiring
to undermine him?Copy !req
132. That's what we call
paranoid projection,Copy !req
133. And it's
a classic expression
of narcissistic rage.Copy !req
134. It's a figure of speech,
dude.Copy !req
135. And the judge's name
was actually john.Copy !req
136. It's, like, the most
common name in the world.Copy !req
137. Wrong! That would be muhammed.
Googled it.Copy !req
138. Lance, the blackberry stays
off during share time.Copy !req
139. That goes for everyone.Copy !req
140. Please turn off all
cell phones, view comms,Copy !req
141. 2-way tv wrist communciators,
what have you.Copy !req
142. Beep boop.Copy !req
143. What was that?Copy !req
144. You just turned off
the radio in my utility belt,Copy !req
145. Like he said to.Copy !req
146. You said "beep boop"
with your mouth.Copy !req
147. No, I didn't.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
148. Boys, this is
really somethingCopy !req
149. We can get into
during our confessionals.Copy !req
150. Ten bucks for a dang movie,
another ten for popped corn,Copy !req
151. And then they got the gall
to make you sit throughCopy !req
152. A bunch of paid
advertisements.Copy !req
153. Ugh, that kid rock one
for the army...Copy !req
154. Look, there's a whole
empty row right there.Copy !req
155. Let's just move up one.Copy !req
156. It's too close
for my kinetosis.Copy !req
157. I get nauseous
during the battles.Copy !req
158. Awful lot
of kids here, huh?Copy !req
159. You're never too young
for enchantment.Copy !req
160. What is — no!
No, no, no!Copy !req
161. Aw, come on!Copy !req
162. My dad's lab was like
a pharmacological candy store,Copy !req
163. So I started real young.Copy !req
164. Next thing I know, I'm blowing
lines of voodoo powderCopy !req
165. Off the back of a monkey's paw
I bought in calcutta.Copy !req
166. Now I'm all out
of wishes.Copy !req
167. I wasn't even allowed
to wear long pantsCopy !req
168. Until I left for college.Copy !req
169. Is it any wonder I didn't
lose my virginityCopy !req
170. Until I was over 20?Copy !req
171. So dumb-ass here is
so freaked out by the mess,Copy !req
172. He forgets 20 years
of detective trainingCopy !req
173. And actually picks up the
shotgun with his bare hands.Copy !req
174. Well, I just instinctively
reached out to stop him,
of course.Copy !req
175. And so, that's how
both our sets of printsCopy !req
176. Ended up on the murder weapon.Copy !req
177. I tried to be good.Copy !req
178. I just can't help myself
sometimes.Copy !req
179. When I see a giant robot
I just get so mad,Copy !req
180. I wanna beat them up!Copy !req
181. And then
I wanna burn them!Copy !req
182. Sometimes I wanna burn
the whole world!Copy !req
183. I mean, I can't even
get an erection nowCopy !req
184. Unless I'm tied to a chair
with a timebomb taped
to my chest.Copy !req
185. From this, the realm
of the spider kingCopy !req
186. Through the realm
of the tree people,Copy !req
187. To the realm...Copy !req
188. Awful lot of realms
in this thing.Copy !req
189. Hey, the little
feller with the ax,Copy !req
190. What's his deal
again?Copy !req
191. That's grimsby.
He's a troll.Copy !req
192. I like him.
He's got moxie.Copy !req
193. Shh!
It's unbelievable!Copy !req
194. Who comes to the last
movie in a trilogyCopy !req
195. Without seeing
the first two?Copy !req
196. Hot cha!
Who's that fresh tomato?Copy !req
197. Shh!
That's anastos.Copy !req
198. He's the prince
of the elven realm.Copy !req
199. He? That's a fella.Copy !req
200. My god,
he's beautiful!Copy !req
201. He looks like a,Copy !req
202. Like a little white
chocolate doll boy.Copy !req
203. Technically, his people
don't have a gender.Copy !req
204. And they don't age.
They just stay 13 forever!Copy !req
205. What? Did henry
darger write this?Copy !req
206. What the hell kind
of movie did you
drag me to?Copy !req
207. Shh!Copy !req
208. Why don't you shush
those wings?Copy !req
209. Hey, don't blame me,
man.Copy !req
210. We wouldn't be
sitting hereCopy !req
211. If your dad didn't
pull a section 8.Copy !req
212. Yeah, and you're not allowed
to arch us without him.Copy !req
213. Who's arching?
I'm trying to watch a movie.Copy !req
214. Well, you're ruining
my whole cinematic experience.Copy !req
215. And that totally counts
as arching.Copy !req
216. I can't take it!Copy !req
217. I gotta get
outta here.Copy !req
218. Excuse me.Copy !req
219. Pardon.Copy !req
220. I'm an angry native.Copy !req
221. Booga booga!
What are you gonna do!Copy !req
222. Uh, shoot him?
You don't have a gun.Copy !req
223. Uh, get a grown-up
to shoot him?Copy !req
224. You're all alone
in this jungle.Copy !req
225. Er?
Run and hide?Copy !req
226. No more running!
No more hiding.Copy !req
227. Confront your problem
head on!Copy !req
228. Okay, uh.Copy !req
229. How about just
talking to him.Copy !req
230. Talking?Copy !req
231. Yes, he's
an angry nativeCopy !req
232. But he's also
a person.Copy !req
233. Start a dialogue.
Uh, okay.Copy !req
234. Um...Copy !req
235. Why you guys always
chase me with spears?Copy !req
236. You parked your
giant iron thunderbirdCopy !req
237. On my ancestors'
burial ground.
I did?Copy !req
238. I'm afraid you're
a trickster godCopy !req
239. Who will
woo my women awayCopy !req
240. And fly them
to your sky hut.Copy !req
241. Well, I...
I did not know that.Copy !req
242. I'm sorry?Copy !req
243. I accept your apology.
Now hug me.Copy !req
244. I don't —
I don't —Copy !req
245. O—okay.Copy !req
246. There. See how
easy that was?Copy !req
247. We all have our own
inner angry natives.Copy !req
248. And our minds invent
a million waysCopy !req
249. To avoid confronting
them directly.Copy !req
250. But if you just look
at them in the eyeCopy !req
251. And ask them why they're
chasing you with spears,Copy !req
252. You just might
learn something...Copy !req
253. About yourself.Copy !req
254. Question?Copy !req
255. Uh, yeah. In my line
of boy adventuring,Copy !req
256. I didn't really deal
with angry natives, so...Copy !req
257. Yeah, us neither.Copy !req
258. Then call them whatever works
for your specific genre's idiom.Copy !req
259. Inner international
jewel thief, for instance.Copy !req
260. Inner supervillain.Copy !req
261. Inner jelly doughnut.Copy !req
262. Inner giant robot works.Copy !req
263. Johnny, you can stop
hugging the native now.Copy !req
264. Come on, guys.Copy !req
265. By the way,Copy !req
266. You never bothered to ask
the little fella his name.Copy !req
267. Oh! Um...Copy !req
268. Eh, what's—
what's your name?Copy !req
269. Chemical dependence.Copy !req
270. See what I just
did there.Copy !req
271. Ahhhhh...Copy !req
272. Okay, um,
dr. Venture, it's your turn.Copy !req
273. All right, but uh,
just do me a favorCopy !req
274. And whisper your name to meCopy !req
275. When we get
to that part, okay?Copy !req
276. Ow!
Charlie horse.Copy !req
277. Okay, so...Copy !req
278. Oh, we're up to the hug
already?Copy !req
279. Uh, what is this?
Like, a primal scream thing?Copy !req
280. Am I supposed to —Copy !req
281. What happened?Copy !req
282. Did I just kill
premature ejaculation?Copy !req
283. Holy vanishing vitals!
He's dead!Copy !req
284. Oh, man! Oh, man!
Too heavy.Copy !req
285. This is too heavy!
Get out of there, dale.Copy !req
286. What are you
trying to do?Copy !req
287. Detective work, lance.
Remember that?Copy !req
288. Rusty, smell the tea.Copy !req
289. Poison?Copy !req
290. Chamomile.
But there is something else.Copy !req
291. It's familiar,
but I can't —Copy !req
292. What the hell is
ro-boy doing?Copy !req
293. Why won't he reboot?Copy !req
294. Doesn't he have
one of these?Copy !req
295. Holy rigormortis.Copy !req
296. Ro-boy made something reboot.Copy !req
297. Check it out.Copy !req
298. Whoa! Whoa!
Out of the way!Copy !req
299. Dudes, get back!Copy !req
300. That is a vietnamese
two-step viper!Copy !req
301. One bite, and you're dead
before you take two steps.Copy !req
302. There's no such thing.Copy !req
303. Yeha, I'm making it up.
It's right there, dude!Copy !req
304. That ain't a hologram,Copy !req
305. Or an old lighthouse keeper
in a rubber mask, okay?Copy !req
306. I mean there's no such snake.
That's an urban myth.Copy !req
307. Bro's right.
I googled it.Copy !req
308. Hey, encyclopedia brown-noser,Copy !req
309. Can you google this thing
the hell away from me?Copy !req
310. Don't panic, rusty.Copy !req
311. I carry snake repellant
in my utility belt.Copy !req
312. I used to.
Okay, panic.Copy !req
313. Why does it want me?Copy !req
314. Snake pheromones.Copy !req
315. Why?Copy !req
316. Oh!Copy !req
317. Nice work, ro-boy.Copy !req
318. Johnny, you're getting
his files?Copy !req
319. Uh, no.Copy !req
320. I was getting
prescription pads.Copy !req
321. But you want the files?
Cool.Copy !req
322. Wait, wait, why do
you want his files?Copy !req
323. The doctor treated a lot
of shady charactersCopy !req
324. In his other groups.Copy !req
325. I bet you real money one of
them had it out for him.Copy !req
326. Stop this.
We're retired.Copy !req
327. Don't drag us into
another mystery.Copy !req
328. The man tried to help us.
We owe it to him.Copy !req
329. And to dad.Copy !req
330. So maybe the guy was,
what, into snakes.Copy !req
331. You don't know
he was murdered.
Oh, no?Copy !req
332. What's wrong
with this picture?Copy !req
333. I wanna have sex
with that bird?Copy !req
334. Did the doctor strike
you at all as a smoker?Copy !req
335. Holy clue and a half!Copy !req
336. The murderer
must've dropped it.Copy !req
337. Exactly.Copy !req
338. No, no, don't touch
that — okay.Copy !req
339. Hey, I know this place.
'bout five miles from here.Copy !req
340. And it ain't the kind of joint
the doc would hang out in.Copy !req
341. If you know
what I mean.Copy !req
342. Then what do you say,
boy adventurers?Copy !req
343. No!Copy !req
344. Gah!Copy !req
345. What the —Copy !req
346. Yar!
I'm anastos, prince of elves!Copy !req
347. Well, daphne, I believe.
She got around quite a bit.Copy !req
348. But velma?
I always thought she was a —Copy !req
349. Everybody did.
But I got a pack of herpes
that say otherwise.Copy !req
350. Hey, spark me up,
pyro-boy.Copy !req
351. Sure thing!Copy !req
352. You guys ready
to do this?Copy !req
353. Are you, mr. Sweater?
Could get rough in there.Copy !req
354. Don't worry, we boy detectives
know how to play hard.Copy !req
355. Yeah!Copy !req
356. Oh, yeah, we're having us
a little man adventure now.Copy !req
357. Ooh, there,
that guy in the back.Copy !req
358. I recognize his face
from the files.Copy !req
359. He's from the Thursday night
henchman recovery group.Copy !req
360. He is definitely
not working his program.Copy !req
361. I've seen that guy
before.Copy !req
362. He used to be a hench
for dr. Z.Copy !req
363. Shoulda known he was
behind this.Copy !req
364. How's it going, johnny?Copy !req
365. Sup, francis?
You're in my way, there.Copy !req
366. You've been banned, junkie.Copy !req
367. Now turn around and take your
little friends with you.Copy !req
368. Or I'm gonna have
to get rough with you.Copy !req
369. Hey, underpants!Copy !req
370. You mess with one boy
adventurer, you mess
with all of us.Copy !req
371. I think they were
hoping you'd say that.Copy !req
372. Looks like you got
a little herpeCopy !req
373. On your lip there.Copy !req
374. You been kissing
your wife's ass...Copy !req
375. After I put
herpe in there.Copy !req
376. What?
Oh, no he didn't.Copy !req
377. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
378. Even diarrhea doesn't
take this long.Copy !req
379. Where could he be?Copy !req
380. Wait, I think he called.
I have, like, 12 messages.Copy !req
381. Nobody's ever left me
a message before.Copy !req
382. What do I do?
Here.Copy !req
383. Nobody's ever left me
a meyeah, hey, boys.Copy !req
384. Sorry to punk out
on ya like that.Copy !req
385. But, I...Copy !req
386. I am backsliding big time.Copy !req
387. I had to run home
to get my meds, so.Copy !req
388. Hey, boys,
I'm all outta meds!Copy !req
389. And the o.S.I. Folks,Copy !req
390. They don't seem to be
answering my calls,Copy !req
391. So, heh,
getting a little antsy,Copy !req
392. And I've locked myself
in the panic room.Copy !req
393. Oh, hey.Copy !req
394. Thought I called
princess tinyfeet.Copy !req
395. But while I got ya
on the horn,Copy !req
396. I might as well tell ya
I've been drinking again.Copy !req
397. Big surprise there!Copy !req
398. Hey, um,
can we get a ride?Copy !req
399. Dude, tell me you didn't walk
out before the credits
were over!Copy !req
400. Okay, minor setback
fellas.Copy !req
401. He was just a puppet
anyway.Copy !req
402. We want the man
pulling the strings.Copy !req
403. Hey, how are those
balls doing, rust?Copy !req
404. Spirit is up and roving,Copy !req
405. But opportunity haun't
come back online yet.Copy !req
406. All right, everyone get
ready for action.Copy !req
407. Trick or treat,
old man.Copy !req
408. What? Okay.
Hold on.Copy !req
409. I didn't realize
it was the 31st already.Copy !req
410. We have only some
old sour ballsCopy !req
411. And kraft caramels.Copy !req
412. Cut the crap, z!Copy !req
413. Aw, if it isn't
action johnny.Copy !req
414. To what do I owe
this pleasure?Copy !req
415. Come to steal an old
man's medication again?Copy !req
416. I think you know
why we're here.Copy !req
417. Hmph! Big tough guy when you
have your friends with you,
aren't you?Copy !req
418. Hello again, rusty.
Dr. Z.Copy !req
419. Why'd you kill him, z?
To get to me?Copy !req
420. I have no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
421. I have not arched you
in years.Copy !req
422. Why would I? You're
nothing but a punk!Copy !req
423. You're gonna tell me
you didn't send your flunkyCopy !req
424. To murder our therapist with
a vietnamese two-step viper?Copy !req
425. Bah! When dr. Z harasses
you, you'll know it.Copy !req
426. A giant metal crab would
tear the roof off
of your trailer.Copy !req
427. No less than six
suicidal assassinsCopy !req
428. Would spring from
its belly!Copy !req
429. I would never stoop
to striking at youCopy !req
430. Through some civilian
proxy.Copy !req
431. And I certainly
would not do it
with a made-up snake!Copy !req
432. Lazlo,
who's at the door?Copy !req
433. Just some old friends,
my lovely.Copy !req
434. Are they hungry?Copy !req
435. Sergeant hatred?Copy !req
436. Come on, open up.Copy !req
437. We want to help you!Copy !req
438. Now, boys, I locked myself
in here for your safety.Copy !req
439. I'm gonna be okay.Copy !req
440. I know what
I have to do now.Copy !req
441. So just back away
from the door,Copy !req
442. And go hide someplace
I can't see you.Copy !req
443. Uncle hatred's gonna
calmly exit the panic roomCopy !req
444. And head straight
for the hangar.Copy !req
445. What's in the hangar?
More medicine?Copy !req
446. We can get it for you.Copy !req
447. No, I'm taking the x-1
and I'm going to
thailand!Copy !req
448. Just for a little while,Copy !req
449. Just so I can buyCopy !req
450. A beautiful brown
little boy-girlCopy !req
451. To keep in my room
for when the urges come!Copy !req
452. You can't do that!
Sure, I can!Copy !req
453. Gary glitter told me
where to get one.Copy !req
454. And dean?Copy !req
455. Dean, wouldn't
you like to haveCopy !req
456. A beautiful
brown little
brother/sister?Copy !req
457. No! And beautiful boy-girls
aren't the answer!Copy !req
458. You have to fight
the bad urges.Copy !req
459. I can't!
Not without my meds!Copy !req
460. Yes, you can!
I know you can.Copy !req
461. Just do whatever you used to
do before they gave you
the medicine.Copy !req
462. Princess tinyfeet!Copy !req
463. She's what I used
to do.Copy !req
464. She was the only thing
that ever got meCopy !req
465. Over my dirty
little weakness.Copy !req
466. But she won't
return my calls!Copy !req
467. Mmm.Copy !req
468. Thanks, mrs. Z.Copy !req
469. Wow, this one really
loves my cooking.Copy !req
470. I like him.Copy !req
471. Oh, thirds? Really?
That's a good idea.Copy !req
472. You don't see
a connectionCopy !req
473. Between this...Copy !req
474. And this!Copy !req
475. I can't help it.
It's compulsive.Copy !req
476. I was seeing someone
about it.Copy !req
477. Isn't she a treasure?Copy !req
478. Would you believe mrs. Z
is actually older than I?Copy !req
479. Hey, just like
me and rust.Copy !req
480. I'm the older one,
but he looks like
he coulde my dad.Copy !req
481. That's because you've got
more chemical preservatives
in you than a twinkie.Copy !req
482. And don't try to tell me
that isn't a weave.Copy !req
483. So, a snake kills
your psychiatrist,Copy !req
484. And you fly
all the way down hereCopy !req
485. In the middle of the night
to beat up an old manCopy !req
486. Because of a matchbook?Copy !req
487. Yeah, sounds kind of sloppy
when you say it.Copy !req
488. When are you boys
going to grow up?Copy !req
489. Didn't you get enough
of this nonsense when
you were kids?Copy !req
490. We had to do something.
It was a mystery.Copy !req
491. There's always
a mystery.Copy !req
492. It never ends.Copy !req
493. Not until you decide
when enough is enough.Copy !req
494. You mean just
give it all up?Copy !req
495. Yes! Why not?Copy !req
496. Leave it to the next
10-year-old boyCopy !req
497. With a jetpack
and a spyglass.Copy !req
498. Take it from an old man —
there is more to life.Copy !req
499. I am much happier now
that I settled down
with mrs. ZCopy !req
500. Than I ever was chasing
johnny around with a laser.Copy !req
501. I only regret
that it took so long
for me to figure it out.Copy !req
502. We never had children
of our own, you see.Copy !req
503. We married late.Copy !req
504. And though my lover's
mountains are bothCopy !req
505. Beautiful and bountiful,Copy !req
506. I'm afraid the valley below
is quite barren.Copy !req
507. I thought we could
not have kidsCopy !req
508. Because I was
your beard.Copy !req
509. Dr. Z, mrs. Z,
would you like to adopt me?Copy !req
510. Aww, that's sweet.Copy !req
511. Dr. Z is right.Copy !req
512. You know, I should
thank you guys.Copy !req
513. You all made me
realize something
important tonight.Copy !req
514. I'm not alone.Copy !req
515. Band of brothers, man.
No, I mean...Copy !req
516. What the hell am I
doing in therapyCopy !req
517. In the first place?Copy !req
518. I'm no drug addict.Copy !req
519. I don't have
an eating disorder.Copy !req
520. And as much as I
resented my father,Copy !req
521. I never wanted
to kill him.Copy !req
522. Whoa, that was
never proven.Copy !req
523. And most importantly,
I grew up.Copy !req
524. I'm not
a boy adventurer.Copy !req
525. I have my own business,
and my own family.Copy !req
526. And if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
527. I think it's high time
I got back to them.Copy !req
528. Sergeant hatred?Copy !req
529. There's someone here
who wants to talk to you.Copy !req
530. Nibblet? Honey!Copy !req
531. Now!Copy !req
532. B team —
hit him!Copy !req
533. Princess!Copy !req
534. Whyyy!Copy !req
535. Thanks, dude.Copy !req
536. No, thank you.
I so owed him one.Copy !req
537. Out of nowhere, it's like
this big glowing viking longboatCopy !req
538. And it comes out
of the clouds.Copy !req
539. And everybody who ever died
in all these films is on it,Copy !req
540. And then it carries him —Copy !req
541. Oh, hey.
Hey, boss!Copy !req
542. Just you in here?
Thought I heard
you talking.Copy !req
543. I was pod blogging...
Casting... Diary.Copy !req
544. Oh, so how was it?Copy !req
545. Better than
the first one.Copy !req
546. I like the second one
a little better.Copy !req
547. Yeah, that's what they were
saying on "ain't it cool."Copy !req
548. Yeah, all in all, a fitting
end to the trilogy, though.Copy !req
549. Cool.Copy !req
550. Okay, well, uh,
good night then.Copy !req
551. Good night, boss.Copy !req
552. Oh, did you, uh remember
to take care of that thing?Copy !req
553. Yeah, yeah totally.Copy !req
554. Office was on the way
to the theater.Copy !req
555. So we slipped the snake right
through the air vent.Copy !req
556. He's gotta be dead
by now.Copy !req
557. Then venture's got
no more excuses!Copy !req
558. Excellent!Copy !req
559. Reload
the scarionette cannon!Copy !req
560. Tomorrow, we arch anew!Copy !req