1. Hmm. It needs something...Copy !req
2. Yes Chuck, it needs...Copy !req
3. JAM!Copy !req
4. It's all there.Copy !req
5. What is this?Copy !req
6. Oh, that's a ham sandwichCopy !req
7. and a 100 calorie pack of little Oreos.Copy !req
8. Casper here double-crossed us!Copy !req
9. Intangible Fancy!Copy !req
10. We are lenient on murderers.Copy !req
11. We've all been there.Copy !req
12. But the penalty for smuggling
contraband is beheading!Copy !req
13. Does he have a head?Copy !req
14. Can we even get that — whatever that is —Copy !req
15. that head area... off?Copy !req
16. What say you to the charges?Copy !req
17. I didn't swallow it. I dropped it.Copy !req
18. We all saw it!Copy !req
19. I mean, you're like a ghost or something!Copy !req
20. You're clear!Copy !req
21. Here's something,
I can see Councilman 8.Copy !req
22. Yes... Okay, that's peculiar.Copy !req
23. My name is...Copy !req
24. Revenge!Copy !req
25. That was odd.Copy !req
26. Shouldn't we do something?Copy !req
27. These rooms have no alarms or anything.Copy !req
28. I don't even know where you guys are.Copy !req
29. Are we even in the same building?Copy !req
30. Um... F.Y.I...Copy !req
31. It seems that we can now see Councilman 3.Copy !req
32. Oh dear.Copy !req
33. Well that can't be good news.Copy !req
34. Am I still in silhouette?Copy !req
35. Can I go now?Copy !req
36. I can't just sit here!Copy !req
37. I am coming to help!Copy !req
38. Oh, hello. Well, that didn't work out.Copy !req
39. They'll live.Copy !req
40. Remember, if they die... You die.Copy !req
41. What more do you want?Copy !req
42. I just performed an— um, guy graft?Copy !req
43. Silence! The room has ears.Copy !req
44. They are everywhere.Copy !req
45. Listening, plotting!Copy !req
46. Laughing at our hair!Copy !req
47. Look. I did the surgery thing.Copy !req
48. We are even. Right? Even?Copy !req
49. You took my limbs!Copy !req
50. You built some crazy
machine that took your limbs!Copy !req
51. I just pulled a lever!Copy !req
52. And then they took my limbs that you took!Copy !req
53. Like a butterfly painting
his wings in powders!Copy !req
54. Whorish and deceptive!Copy !req
55. Okaaaay...Copy !req
56. I'm gonna just get back in the bagCopy !req
57. and you can knock me out or whatever.Copy !req
58. I just want to wake up in my own bed again.Copy !req
59. Nnnngh.Copy !req
60. I feel like moist hell... Who are you?Copy !req
61. My name is Revenge.Copy !req
62. Conserve your strength, Red Mantle.Copy !req
63. You'll need it.Copy !req
64. Agh! What have you done? You idiot!Copy !req
65. Your bodies were dying.Copy !req
66. I have saved you.Copy !req
67. What are you, Ray Harryhausen?Copy !req
68. I was fine! He was the dying one.Copy !req
69. You should have put his
head on your shoulders!Copy !req
70. Yell, why don't you. I'm trying to sleep.Copy !req
71. Good Lord! We've been stitched together!Copy !req
72. Welcome to alive, Dragoon.Copy !req
73. My name is Revenge.Copy !req
74. Your name is Phantom Limb,
you fucking lunatic!Copy !req
75. That's Phantom Limb? No wonder!Copy !req
76. He's like number 1 on the
Guild's Most Wanted list.Copy !req
77. Great!Copy !req
78. He's going to kill us!Copy !req
79. Hardly.Copy !req
80. I have plans for you.Copy !req
81. And after you hear what I tell you...Copy !req
82. You will willingly help me.Copy !req
83. I can't hear that!Copy !req
84. And if I did, I have a very bad memory.Copy !req
85. Sovereign!Copy !req
86. Pay no attention to the
handsome and ageless rock starCopy !req
87. hiding behind the couch!Copy !req
88. I am the Mighty Sovereign.Copy !req
89. Everybody knows who you are, my master.Copy !req
90. Really? You sure? Everybody?Copy !req
91. Pretty much.Copy !req
92. And may I say that Hours
was a totally underrated album.Copy !req
93. Yeah? I mean, I thought so.Copy !req
94. But wasn't it kinda too little to late?Copy !req
95. That would be Tin Machine.Copy !req
96. Master, The Guild has been penetrated.Copy !req
97. Two of your council members
have been taken.Copy !req
98. Impossible! Getting past the diamond dogs?Copy !req
99. We would have at least heard the chantsCopy !req
100. of the ever circling Skeletal Family!Copy !req
101. The intruder knew all of our secrets.Copy !req
102. We suspect that—Copy !req
103. Phantom Limb has returned!Copy !req
104. Aaaand that's kinda the good news.Copy !req
105. The bad news... You tell him.Copy !req
106. No way! Dude, we already went through this.Copy !req
107. Tell me or you both die.Copy !req
108. He penetrated the Chamber Sub-Rosa.Copy !req
109. The Chamber Sub-Rosa!Copy !req
110. And the Charter? Is the Charter safe?Copy !req
111. Uh... Gone.Copy !req
112. You! Summon the High Council!Copy !req
113. And you, call Iman!Copy !req
114. Tell her I'll be on tour!Copy !req
115. What are you doing? I'm trying to read!Copy !req
116. I have read this page twice.Copy !req
117. I can almost feel our hands,
so I'm trying to turn the page.Copy !req
118. You going to make me
bloody my nose, you fool!Copy !req
119. Then turn the page!Copy !req
120. Well I don't know what I'm looking for!Copy !req
121. Stop feigning ignorance!Copy !req
122. You two are the oldest
living members of the Guild.Copy !req
123. You know her secrets.Copy !req
124. Yes fine.Copy !req
125. And your grandfather started it.Copy !req
126. I don't need to read the charter for this!Copy !req
127. You want to know about your grandfather?Copy !req
128. Well why didn't—Copy !req
129. Alright, it was February, 1659...Copy !req
130. We were playing the Winter Dance PartyCopy !req
131. in the middle of nowhere Iowa.Copy !req
132. We were musicians then—Copy !req
133. I was! You just kinda talk-singed.Copy !req
134. I was accidentally creating hip-hop!Copy !req
135. Anyway, this old guy approached usCopy !req
136. with an offer we couldn't refu—Copy !req
137. Wait, wait. I'm confused.Copy !req
138. This happened in 1659?Copy !req
139. What? No. 1959.Copy !req
140. You said 1659.Copy !req
141. No I didn't.Copy !req
142. You totally did!Copy !req
143. Right? Am I crazy?Copy !req
144. Whatever. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
145. Ya see, the old guy told us he was makingCopy !req
146. a rock and roll orchestra!Copy !req
147. And that old man was
The legendary Fantômas!Copy !req
148. The grandfather of Captain Crazy here.Copy !req
149. My grandfather
was himself a talented musician.Copy !req
150. Sousaphone!Copy !req
151. Your grandfather played a sousaphone.Copy !req
152. He was awful!Copy !req
153. Every day he'd make us rehearse.Copy !req
154. This band made up of kidnapped musiciansCopy !req
155. and this old man and
his ridiculous sousaphone.Copy !req
156. So Phantom Limb
kidnapped you to start a band?Copy !req
157. So he could be like his grandfather?Copy !req
158. No, young William!Copy !req
159. The Guild was once much
more than a safe havenCopy !req
160. for washed up rock stars!Copy !req
161. It was a sacred order of knightsCopy !req
162. that were sworn to protectCopy !req
163. an ancient doomsday device!Copy !req
164. The ORB!Copy !req
165. I don't remember reading that.Copy !req
166. I admit it... I was skimming.Copy !req
167. Okay... Um... Don't kill me or anything.Copy !req
168. But... I know where the ORB is.Copy !req
169. Is he pointing a gun at me?Copy !req
170. - Tell mel
- It's in a safe!Copy !req
171. At the Venture compound...Copy !req
172. I have a list of inappropriate behavior.Copy !req
173. Number one!Copy !req
174. This. Don't do this!Copy !req
175. What's number two?Copy !req
176. Nothing! I don't have a number two.Copy !req
177. I don't even have a list.
Get out of the bathroom!Copy !req
178. Hank hates me!Copy !req
179. I-I can't take it.Copy !req
180. I have given the boy
nothing but appropriateCopy !req
181. and one million percent legal love,Copy !req
182. and he just hates me.Copy !req
183. Your name is Hatred.Copy !req
184. You have "HATRED"
tattooed down your chest!Copy !req
185. What do you expect?Copy !req
186. I also have Calvin and Hobbes
tattooed on my thigh!Copy !req
187. And Calvin isn't taking a wee!Copy !req
188. No, he's huggin' Hobbes!Copy !req
189. He's killing me with this crap.Copy !req
190. Every week...Copy !req
191. That's impossible!Copy !req
192. Apparently Rhode Island is in our driveway.Copy !req
193. I gotta deal with this.Copy !req
194. Dean, he listens to you.
Get him out of there.Copy !req
195. Uncle Hatred?Copy !req
196. Dean?Copy !req
197. I'm gonna be straight
up and down with you.Copy !req
198. Uncle Hatred has fallen
right off the wagon.Copy !req
199. I'm drinking — I don't know —Copy !req
200. It's awful — I think it's Axe cologne.Copy !req
201. Or... maybe the CVS equivalent.Copy !req
202. I don't know—Copy !req
203. Hatred! You listen to me!
This is your sponsor talking!Copy !req
204. What is step number 4?Copy !req
205. To make a fearless moral
inventory of ourselves?Copy !req
206. Yes, and what are you doing in there?Copy !req
207. I don't know what "moral inventory" means!Copy !req
208. And you're not my sponsor!Copy !req
209. Pretty little boys do not drink!Copy !req
210. You need your shot.Copy !req
211. You're going to the dark place again.Copy !req
212. I know!Copy !req
213. Dean! You gotta see this!Copy !req
214. The front lawn is crawling with
those bald-headed Guild guys!Copy !req
215. WHAT!Copy !req
216. We are in full lockdown!Copy !req
217. Into the panic room!Copy !req
218. Hank? Buddy?Copy !req
219. Wow... Look at that.Copy !req
220. Whatever...Copy !req
221. I guess I'll go hide in the panic room...Copy !req
222. Hey, uh...Copy !req
223. You wanna maybe help your
uncle Hatred stop the bad guys?Copy !req
224. You! Me! You! Me! You! Me!Copy !req
225. You! Me! You! Me!Copy !req
226. Alright, fine, fine, fine.Copy !req
227. It seems that we can do this.Copy !req
228. You're kind of taking over the right side.Copy !req
229. I bet I can take over the whole thing.Copy !req
230. I'm clearly the dominant one.Copy !req
231. Ridiculous!Copy !req
232. I have been piloting this
bone-bag for like 73 years!Copy !req
233. I'm not giving it up to a talking pimple!Copy !req
234. A talking pimple that can
make you noogie yourself!Copy !req
235. Noogie patrol!Copy !req
236. Ow! You wanna go, do you?Copy !req
237. What is this?Copy !req
238. I leave you alone and you
become a vaudeville routine.Copy !req
239. Well maybe it's because you
made us into a hackneyed premise!Copy !req
240. I'll have you know that we were trainingCopy !req
241. just like you told us to!Copy !req
242. Great. If we run into Shemp or Mo,Copy !req
243. I'm sure you'll give
them quite a thrashing.Copy !req
244. And where have you been?Copy !req
245. I've been standing here all day
with my dick in my hand.Copy !req
246. That was my dick.Copy !req
247. I was out with the rest of my team.Copy !req
248. William was right,Copy !req
249. the Orb is locked away
in the Venture compound.Copy !req
250. The Guild has already
positioned their forces.Copy !req
251. Did you say the rest of your "team"?Copy !req
252. Who else did you stitch together?Copy !req
253. How rude of me.Copy !req
254. Let me introduce the Revenge Society!Copy !req
255. Meet Wisdom. Our fix it man.Copy !req
256. Demolitions, communications,
new technology...Copy !req
257. Wisdom's the one we— Hmm?Copy !req
258. Oh, and yes,
the spiritual heart of our team.Copy !req
259. Namaste, Wisdom. Forgive me.Copy !req
260. That is a mug.Copy !req
261. A face only a mother could love.Copy !req
262. But what a mind!Copy !req
263. That's Chuck.Copy !req
264. Named so for his abilities in
the ancient art of nunchaku.Copy !req
265. He's the muscle.Copy !req
266. Also quite handy with dismantling traps!Copy !req
267. Hmm? Hahahaha.Copy !req
268. But not very humble.
Chuck, you imp.Copy !req
269. He's always doing that.Copy !req
270. Why can't I hear them?Copy !req
271. Because you are sane!Copy !req
272. The looker here is Lady Nightshade.Copy !req
273. Her skills are obvious.Copy !req
274. But hands off, gentlemen!Copy !req
275. She's spoken for.Copy !req
276. Am I missing something?Copy !req
277. The man is a fruit loop!Copy !req
278. Fruit loop as a fox, gentlemen!Copy !req
279. Join us!Copy !req
280. Together we shall destroyCopy !req
281. the Guild of Calamitous Intent!Copy !req
282. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
283. You are ridic— This is ridiculous, sir!Copy !req
284. Oh, well my mistake.Copy !req
285. So I guess I'll just... murder you.Copy !req
286. Oh, wait!Copy !req
287. No, this sounds like a
fun thing for us to do!Copy !req
288. Oh, yes! Totally! I'm into it!Copy !req
289. What are they doing out there?Copy !req
290. They're like waiting for something.Copy !req
291. Did Pop do something wrong?Copy !req
292. Nahh, I'd say they've
come a courtin' yours truly.Copy !req
293. Hank, you know about the
birds and the bees, right?Copy !req
294. For like 2 years now...Copy !req
295. Well you know how
some bees like other beesCopy !req
296. and some birds like other birds?Copy !req
297. Like... Uncle Gentleman?Copy !req
298. Right!Copy !req
299. Now there are some birds that like eggs.Copy !req
300. And eggs are fragile and
can't defend themselves.Copy !req
301. So, some egg lovers
take experimental drugsCopy !req
302. to not like eggs.Copy !req
303. Because I don't wanna like eggs!Copy !req
304. I already know that you
used to be a pedestrian.Copy !req
305. I— And I also like the bees!Copy !req
306. I've had my share of honey—Copy !req
307. All right! Stop! I get it!Copy !req
308. Okay...Copy !req
309. - Bees are ladies, Hank.
- Got it!Copy !req
310. So those guys are here to
kill you because God forgot to?Copy !req
311. What? No.Copy !req
312. They viewed my condition
as a damn special skill!Copy !req
313. I was just trying to clear the air.Copy !req
314. I think it's me they want.Copy !req
315. Yup.Copy !req
316. They must've found out how Batman I am.Copy !req
317. You got tons of Batman!Copy !req
318. But I gave every Guild
secret I had to the O.S.I.Copy !req
319. when I became your dad's bodyguard.Copy !req
320. Not very Batman.Copy !req
321. No sir, not Batman in the least.Copy !req
322. So...Copy !req
323. what do we do?Copy !req
324. Yeeeeaaah...Copy !req
325. I got nothing.Copy !req
326. Just what I needed to hear!Copy !req
327. Let me show you what a Batman-loaded,Copy !req
328. Brock-trained Venture can do!Copy !req
329. Who is it?Copy !req
330. Ummm...Copy !req
331. The Guild of Calamitous Intent?Copy !req
332. I'm sorry, we aren't interested.Copy !req
333. Maybe you could leave
some literature for us.Copy !req
334. Priceless.Copy !req
335. Oh, you are gonna get us killed,
and I am loving it!Copy !req
336. Ooh, I got one!Copy !req
337. Alright, so I guess
we'll take a box of Thin Mints.Copy !req
338. And what the hell,Copy !req
339. I guess a box of those
peanut butter Do-si-dos.Copy !req
340. Can we speak to Dr. Venture?Copy !req
341. Oh! Oh... The Ventures!Copy !req
342. Nah, nah... You got the wrong compound.Copy !req
343. Yeah, they live right down the road.Copy !req
344. Okay!Copy !req
345. Does anyone have those
directions I printed out?Copy !req
346. Will you look at that. Where is Hatred!Copy !req
347. If Brock were handling this right now,Copy !req
348. I'd be watching him hosing
the blood off the front lawn.Copy !req
349. Dean, what are you doing?Copy !req
350. Hyperventilating into my knees,Copy !req
351. that smell a little like spit up...Copy !req
352. Because I spit up a little.Copy !req
353. Dean...Copy !req
354. You just baby burped onto a speedsuit.Copy !req
355. Not a super-scientist aliveCopy !req
356. that hasn't coughed a
little acid onto his speedsuit.Copy !req
357. Really?Copy !req
358. Why do you think these things
are like 95% polyester?Copy !req
359. You can clean off
fear-vomit with a wet-nap.Copy !req
360. I thought you were used to this.Copy !req
361. Dean, I remember when the
Action Man would wake me upCopy !req
362. with a gun pointed at my head.Copy !req
363. He'd just hold it there
and pull the trigger.Copy !req
364. I'd hear that click really loudCopy !req
365. because it was right against my forehead.Copy !req
366. So it echoed...Copy !req
367. Right. It sounded like he
snapped one of my teeth out.Copy !req
368. "CLICK!"Copy !req
369. And then he'd go "Not today, Rusty...Copy !req
370. Not today."Copy !req
371. Golly...Copy !req
372. And you took it because you had to?Copy !req
373. No, Dean...Copy !req
374. I took it because I was
Rusty Venture, boy adventurer.Copy !req
375. I didn't ask for this life, Dean.Copy !req
376. But it's mine.Copy !req
377. Sure, I fall down in this speedsuit.Copy !req
378. But I get up and wet-nap my puke off.Copy !req
379. Do you have one?Copy !req
380. I got a pocket full of
those lemony little devils.Copy !req
381. It all comes with that outfit, Dean.Copy !req
382. It's not all bad.
I mean, I'm a super-scientist.Copy !req
383. Loved. Feared.Copy !req
384. Hell, I have a lawn full of
bad guys who want my...Copy !req
385. Er... What do they want?Copy !req
386. Let's find out!Copy !req
387. William, you go with Chuck and those two.Copy !req
388. Get the Orb and bring
it to drop point alpha.Copy !req
389. Lady Nightshade, Wisdom
and I will maintain surveillance.Copy !req
390. I'm not getting out of this bag!Copy !req
391. And I'm staying in the car!Copy !req
392. We! We are staying in the car!Copy !req
393. We haven't been outside in 30 years.Copy !req
394. I'm old and I'm afraid of everything!Copy !req
395. I'm afraid the streets are
overrun with teenage gangs!Copy !req
396. Teenagers are cruel.Copy !req
397. They will undoubtedly taunt usCopy !req
398. because our trousers
are not in style anymore.Copy !req
399. And we are two heads on one body.Copy !req
400. And that has never, ever been hip!Copy !req
401. I can kill a man by simply touching him.Copy !req
402. Now what were your special powers again?Copy !req
403. It's in the safe, right?Copy !req
404. I'll carry the boy-bag!Copy !req
405. They know we're stalling.Copy !req
406. And seriously, I can't come up with a wayCopy !req
407. to be more intimidating.Copy !req
408. I can! We get completely nude.Copy !req
409. Naked army! Go all Braveheart on them!Copy !req
410. I think the Eunuch DivisionCopy !req
411. might gross everybody out.Copy !req
412. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
413. But the Women's Auxiliary... That'll rule!Copy !req
414. Wait, he's finally here.Copy !req
415. - And he brought Eon!
- How do you know that?Copy !req
416. Here come the Warm Jets!Copy !req
417. Don't move and stay low.Copy !req
418. We'll appear as a pile of laundry.Copy !req
419. Think laundry. Become it.Copy !req
420. Can you feel the ground-in dirt?Copy !req
421. - The grass stains?
- Kinda?Copy !req
422. Okay, they got in. The place is hot.Copy !req
423. We call it "hot" when bad guys are there.Copy !req
424. How did they get past the
laser field and the security locks?Copy !req
425. I turned the lasers off when
Orpheus got shot mowing the lawn.Copy !req
426. He got all law suit on me.Copy !req
427. And I removed the locksCopy !req
428. because Hank locked himself
in the Research LabCopy !req
429. after seeing Dog Day Afternoon.Copy !req
430. Okay, we're here!Copy !req
431. I'm gonna take another lap.Copy !req
432. Check!Copy !req
433. A little super-scientist reconnaissance!Copy !req
434. No, my zipper's caught
in the conveyer belt.Copy !req
435. Wow, that is one hell of a wheelie, son!Copy !req
436. But aaaahhh, we've
been taking your shortcutCopy !req
437. for like an hour now!Copy !req
438. It's all part of my plan.Copy !req
439. Like I said; once we get an ice cream cakeCopy !req
440. and my dad's stack of Playboys,Copy !req
441. it will all come together.Copy !req
442. Yeaaah...Copy !req
443. And you'd tell me if you
were taking advantage of meCopy !req
444. and just doing everything
your dad won't let you do, right?Copy !req
445. - You don't trust me?
- What? No!Copy !req
446. Hey, you were trained by Brock Samson.Copy !req
447. I worked with that boy!Copy !req
448. He is as honest as sunshine!Copy !req
449. He's like you, son.Copy !req
450. You and Brock Samson.Copy !req
451. Two of the most Batman
fellas you could ever—Copy !req
452. Fine...Copy !req
453. We gotta turn around.Copy !req
454. I forgot about the part of my planCopy !req
455. where we save you from the Guild.Copy !req
456. Well let's get back on
course there, soldier.Copy !req
457. Come on! I'll race you!Copy !req
458. So it's the next right here?Copy !req
459. I don't know, I guess.Copy !req
460. I can't see anything.Copy !req
461. Well then get out of the ba— Oh dear.Copy !req
462. Hands up in the air.Copy !req
463. Put your hand up!Copy !req
464. Screw that!Copy !req
465. What was that?Copy !req
466. That's a Guild Blackout. Dangerous idiots.Copy !req
467. They don't even make minimum wage.Copy !req
468. And Chuck is the muscle.Copy !req
469. Hilarious. Here. Hold this.Copy !req
470. I just learned how to make a fist,Copy !req
471. and that's like a bomb.Copy !req
472. You carry it.Copy !req
473. I'm carrying the Billy-bag!Copy !req
474. Then leave him!Copy !req
475. But... Great, we knocked him out.Copy !req
476. What is this, an episode
of Gilligan's Island?Copy !req
477. Everybody gets hit once then
they are instantly unconscious.Copy !req
478. Good one.Copy !req
479. Six bucks says he has
amnesia when he wakes up.Copy !req
480. Where are you, shape shifter?Copy !req
481. So sneaky. You could be anywhere.Copy !req
482. Anything.Copy !req
483. Yes, Wisdom.Copy !req
484. A shape shifter.Copy !req
485. You know that...Copy !req
486. Well I didn't say you were.Copy !req
487. What are you getting at, Wisdom?Copy !req
488. If that is your name...Copy !req
489. Or could it be Sovereign!Copy !req
490. Every professional nemesis has weaknesses.Copy !req
491. One! They wear goggles.Copy !req
492. Peripheral vision is shot.Copy !req
493. Two!Copy !req
494. Helmets with logos and stuff on them.Copy !req
495. A guy with a big metal
piece of punctuation on his hatCopy !req
496. can't turn his head fast.Copy !req
497. So you gotta be moving. Always moving!Copy !req
498. Got it! Always moving.Copy !req
499. I'm you from the the future!Copy !req
500. We have to finish our time machineCopy !req
501. before the the Angels of
Destruction find the portal!Copy !req
502. Naaa, I'm just messing with you.Copy !req
503. Come with me. I need your help.Copy !req
504. Guild has been standing out there all nightCopy !req
505. just waiting for me.Copy !req
506. Guaranteed... this is a trap.Copy !req
507. Hmm... probably a bag of scorpionsCopy !req
508. that have been trained
to take the shape of a guy!Copy !req
509. - Hank, that's mental.
- Watch out!Copy !req
510. The scorpions coulda been trained to shootCopy !req
511. little cocktail rifles!Copy !req
512. It's a trap!Copy !req
513. It's a sleeping boy.Copy !req
514. He's all cozy in his sweet little PJs.Copy !req
515. They're preying on my weakness!Copy !req
516. Those monsters!Copy !req
517. Hey! I found the stack of Playboys!Copy !req
518. Look what he did to us.Copy !req
519. I heard. But you guys are kinda working it.Copy !req
520. Looks good.Copy !req
521. Really? Thank you.Copy !req
522. Hey, we're sorry for
probably killing everyone.Copy !req
523. He wants us to read this.Copy !req
524. "Make way for the dashing Phantom Limb!"Copy !req
525. I didn't write this crap.Copy !req
526. "Grandson of Fantômas!Copy !req
527. Victor at the battle of Cremation CreekCopy !req
528. and keeper of the Orb!Copy !req
529. And the rightful sovereignCopy !req
530. of the Guild of Calamitous IntentCopy !req
531. Well done, Lady Nightshade!Copy !req
532. Was that a shoe?Copy !req
533. Sweetie! Have you seen my other shoe?Copy !req
534. The black Ferragamo?Copy !req
535. By birthright, I am your sovereign!Copy !req
536. Wisdom!Copy !req
537. I should have trusted you.Copy !req
538. I will avenge your death.Copy !req
539. If it's not the Thin White Douche!Copy !req
540. Hand the Guild over to its rightful heir!Copy !req
541. Or I will activate this!Copy !req
542. Please, no. Don't activate
a broken coffee mug.Copy !req
543. Behold!Copy !req
544. The Orb!Copy !req
545. Yes, well, in that case,
I'll hand the Guild over.Copy !req
546. Meet the rightful heir to the
Guild of Calamitous Intent...Copy !req
547. Dean Venture!Copy !req
548. Lloyd Venture, that
boy's great grandfather,Copy !req
549. was the Grand Protector of the Orb.Copy !req
550. Your Grandfather, not unlike you,
was a usurper!Copy !req
551. All hail the Sovereign!Copy !req
552. I am the Sovereign!Copy !req
553. Alright boy, hustle this up.Copy !req
554. I want these idiots out of here.Copy !req
555. - They're killing my lawn.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
556. In the name of Chaos!Copy !req
557. Dominion!Copy !req
558. And organized havoc!Copy !req
559. I dub thee Sovereign,Copy !req
560. lord of the Guild of Calamitous Intent!Copy !req
561. Good on ya, boy.Copy !req
562. He's a Venture.Copy !req
563. This is crap! I'm the rightful heir!Copy !req
564. Me! Phantom Limb!Copy !req
565. And I shall go down in
history as her destroyer!Copy !req
566. Behold!Copy !req
567. The awesome power of the Orb!Copy !req
568. Please don't activate it.Copy !req
569. Sandow...Copy !req
570. I must.Copy !req
571. Then so must Sandow.Copy !req
572. You broke it!Copy !req
573. You destroyed the Orb!Copy !req
574. My orders were to kill you.Copy !req
575. Oh. Well in that case...Copy !req
576. Thanks?Copy !req
577. And let's not tell anybody
about this, shall we?Copy !req
578. No! No!Copy !req
579. It doesn't work!Copy !req
580. Seize the traitor!Copy !req
581. Two heads are better than one!Copy !req
582. What does that have to do with anything?Copy !req
583. Nothing...Copy !req
584. I've just been wanting to say that all day.Copy !req
585. I got sick of waiting for an opportunity.Copy !req
586. That was crazy...Copy !req
587. White! White, you up?Copy !req
588. You gotta hear about this dream I had!Copy !req
589. It was completely nu-Copy !req
590. Good morning, sunshine!Copy !req
591. I wanna go back in my bag!Copy !req