1. Hmm.
It needs something...Copy !req
2. Yes Chuck, it needs...Copy !req
3. JAM!Copy !req
4. It's all there.Copy !req
5. What is this?Copy !req
6. Oh, that's a ham sandwichCopy !req
7. and a 100 calorie pack
of little Oreos.Copy !req
8. Casper here double-crossed us!Copy !req
9. Intangible Fancy!Copy !req
10. We are lenient on murderers.Copy !req
11. We've all been there.Copy !req
12. But the penalty for smuggling
contraband is beheading!Copy !req
13. Does he have a head?Copy !req
14. Can we even get that-
whatever that is-Copy !req
15. that head area... off?Copy !req
16. What say you to the charges?Copy !req
17. I didn't swallow it.
I dropped it.Copy !req
18. We all saw it!Copy !req
19. I mean, you're like
a ghost or something!Copy !req
20. You're clear!Copy !req
21. Here's something,
I can see Councilman 8.Copy !req
22. Yes...
Okay, that's peculiar.Copy !req
23. My name is...Copy !req
24. Revenge!Copy !req
25. That was odd.Copy !req
26. Shouldn't we do something?Copy !req
27. These rooms have no alarms
or anything.Copy !req
28. I don't even know
where you guys are.Copy !req
29. Are we even in the same
building?Copy !req
30. Um... F.Y.I...Copy !req
31. It seems that we can now
see Councilman 3.Copy !req
32. Oh dear.Copy !req
33. Well that can't be good news.Copy !req
34. Am I still in silhouette?Copy !req
35. Can I go now?Copy !req
36. I can't just sit here!Copy !req
37. I am coming to help!Copy !req
38. Oh, hello.
Well, that didn't work out.Copy !req
39. They'll live.Copy !req
40. Remember, if they die...
You die.Copy !req
41. What more do you want?Copy !req
42. I just performed an-
um, guy graft?Copy !req
43. Silence!
The room has ears.Copy !req
44. They are everywhere.Copy !req
45. Listening, plotting!Copy !req
46. Laughing at our hair!Copy !req
47. Look. I did the surgery thing.Copy !req
48. We are even.
Right? Even?Copy !req
49. You took my limbs!Copy !req
50. You built some crazy machine
that took your limbs!Copy !req
51. I just pulled a lever!Copy !req
52. And then they took
my limbs that you took!Copy !req
53. Like a butterfly painting
his wings in powders!Copy !req
54. Whorish and deceptive!Copy !req
55. Okaaaay...Copy !req
56. I'm gonna just
get back in the bagCopy !req
57. and you can knock me out
or whatever.Copy !req
58. I just want to wake up
in my own bed again.Copy !req
59. Nnnngh.Copy !req
60. I feel like moist hell...
Who are you?Copy !req
61. My name is Revenge.Copy !req
62. Conserve your strength,
Red Mantle.Copy !req
63. You'll need it.Copy !req
64. Agh! What have you done?
You idiot!Copy !req
65. Your bodies were dying.Copy !req
66. I have saved you.Copy !req
67. What are you,
Ray Harryhausen?Copy !req
68. I was fine!
He was the dying one.Copy !req
69. You should have put his head
on your shoulders!Copy !req
70. Yell why don't you.
I'm trying to sleep.Copy !req
71. Good lord!
We've been stitched together!Copy !req
72. Welcome to alive, Dragoon.Copy !req
73. My name is Revenge.Copy !req
74. Your name is Phantom Limb,
you fucking lunatic!Copy !req
75. That's Phantom Limb?Copy !req
76. Ah, no wonder!Copy !req
77. He's like number 1 on the
Guild's Most Wanted list.Copy !req
78. Great!Copy !req
79. He's going to kill us!Copy !req
80. Hardly.Copy !req
81. I have plans for you.Copy !req
82. And after you hear
what I will tell you...Copy !req
83. You will willingly help me.Copy !req
84. I can't hear that!Copy !req
85. And if I did,
I have a very bad memory.Copy !req
86. Sovereign!Copy !req
87. Pay no attention to the handsome
and ageless rock starCopy !req
88. hiding behind the couch!Copy !req
89. I am the Mighty Sovereign.Copy !req
90. Everybody knows who you are,
my master.Copy !req
91. Really? You sure?
Everybody?Copy !req
92. Pretty much.Copy !req
93. And may I say that Hours was
a totally underrated album.Copy !req
94. Yeah?
I mean, I thought so.Copy !req
95. But wasn't it kinda
too little to late?Copy !req
96. That would be Tin Machine.Copy !req
97. Master, The Guild has
been penetrated.Copy !req
98. Two of your council members
have been taken.Copy !req
99. Impossible!Copy !req
100. Getting past the diamond dogs?Copy !req
101. We would have at least
heard the chantsCopy !req
102. of the ever circling
Skeletal Family!Copy !req
103. The Intruder knew
all of our secrets.Copy !req
104. We suspect that—Copy !req
105. Phantom Limb has returned!Copy !req
106. Aaaand that's kinda
the good news.Copy !req
107. The bad news...
You tell him.Copy !req
108. No way!Copy !req
109. Dude, we already
went through this.Copy !req
110. Tell me or you both die.Copy !req
111. He penetrated
the Chamber Sub-Rosa.Copy !req
112. The Chamber Sub-Rosa!Copy !req
113. And the Charter?
Is the Charter safe?Copy !req
114. Uh... Gone.Copy !req
115. You!
Summon the High Council!Copy !req
116. And you, Call Iman!Copy !req
117. Tell her I'll be on tour!Copy !req
118. What are you doing?
I'm trying to read!Copy !req
119. I have read this page twice.Copy !req
120. I can almost feel our hands,
so I'm trying to turn the page.Copy !req
121. You going to make me
bloody my nose, you fool!Copy !req
122. Then turn the page!Copy !req
123. Well I don't know
what I'm looking for!Copy !req
124. Stop feigning ignorance!Copy !req
125. You two are the oldest living
members of the Guild.Copy !req
126. You know her secrets.Copy !req
127. Yes fine.Copy !req
128. And your grandfather
started it.Copy !req
129. I don't need to read
the charter for this!Copy !req
130. You want to know
about your grandfather?Copy !req
131. Well why didn't-Copy !req
132. Alright, it was
February, 1659...Copy !req
133. We were playing
the Winter Dance PartyCopy !req
134. in the middle
of nowhere Iowa.Copy !req
135. We were musicians then—Copy !req
136. I was! You just
kinda talk-singed.Copy !req
137. I was accidentally
creating hip-hop!Copy !req
138. Anyway, this old guy
approached usCopy !req
139. with an offer
we couldn't refu—Copy !req
140. - Wait, wait.
- I'm confused.Copy !req
141. This happened in
sixteen fifty nine?Copy !req
142. What? No. Nineteen fifty nine.Copy !req
143. You said sixteen fifty nine.Copy !req
144. No I didn't.Copy !req
145. You totally did!Copy !req
146. Right?
Am I crazy?Copy !req
147. Whatever.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
148. Ya see, the old guy told us
he was makingCopy !req
149. a rock and roll orchestra!Copy !req
150. And that old man was
The legendary Fantomas!Copy !req
151. The grandfather
of Captain Crazy here.Copy !req
152. My grandfather was himself
a talented musician.Copy !req
153. Sousaphone!Copy !req
154. Your grandfather played
a sousaphone.Copy !req
155. He was awful!Copy !req
156. Every day
he'd make us rehearse.Copy !req
157. This band made up
of kidnapped musiciansCopy !req
158. and this old man and
his ridiculous sousaphone.Copy !req
159. So Phantom Limb kidnapped you
to start a band?Copy !req
160. So he could be like
his grandfather?Copy !req
161. No, young William!Copy !req
162. The Guild was once much more
than a safe havenCopy !req
163. for washed up rock stars!Copy !req
164. It was a sacred order
of knightsCopy !req
165. that were sworn
to protectCopy !req
166. an ancient
doomsday device!Copy !req
167. The ORB!Copy !req
168. I don't remember reading that.Copy !req
169. I admit it...
I was skimming.Copy !req
170. Okay... Um...
Don't kill me or anything.Copy !req
171. But...
I know where the ORB is.Copy !req
172. Is he pointing
a gun at me?Copy !req
173. - Tell me!
- It's in a safe!Copy !req
174. At the Venture compound...Copy !req
175. I have a list of
inappropriate behavior.Copy !req
176. Number one!Copy !req
177. This.
Don't do this!Copy !req
178. What's number two?Copy !req
179. - Nothing!
- I don't have a number two.Copy !req
180. I don't even have a list.Copy !req
181. Get out of the bathroom!Copy !req
182. Hank hates me!Copy !req
183. I- I can't take it.Copy !req
184. I have given the boy
nothing but appropriateCopy !req
185. and one million
percent legal love,Copy !req
186. and he just
hates me.Copy !req
187. Your name is Hatred.Copy !req
188. You have "HATRED" tattooed
down your chest!Copy !req
189. What do you expect?Copy !req
190. I also have Calvin and Hobbs
tattooed on my thigh!Copy !req
191. And Calvin isn't
taking a wee!Copy !req
192. No, he's huggin' Hobbs!Copy !req
193. He's killing me
with this crap.Copy !req
194. Every week...Copy !req
195. That's impossible!Copy !req
196. Apparently Rhode Island is
in our driveway.Copy !req
197. I gotta deal with this.Copy !req
198. Dean, he listens to you.
Get him out of there.Copy !req
199. Uncle Hatred?Copy !req
200. Dean?Copy !req
201. I'm gonna be straight up
and down with you.Copy !req
202. Uncle Hatred has
fallen right off the wagon.Copy !req
203. I'm drinking-
I don't know-Copy !req
204. It's awful-
I think it's Axe cologne.Copy !req
205. Or...
maybe the CVS equivalent.Copy !req
206. I don't know—Copy !req
207. Hatred! You listen to me!Copy !req
208. This is your sponsor talking!Copy !req
209. What is step number 4?Copy !req
210. To make a fearless moral
inventory of ourselves?Copy !req
211. Yes, and what are you doing
in there?Copy !req
212. I don't know what
"moral inventory" means!Copy !req
213. And you're not my sponsor!Copy !req
214. Pretty little boys
do not drink!Copy !req
215. You need your shot.Copy !req
216. You're going to the dark
place again.Copy !req
217. I know!Copy !req
218. Dean!
You gotta see this!Copy !req
219. The front lawn is crawling with
those bald-headed Guild guys!Copy !req
220. WHAT!Copy !req
221. We are in full lockdown!Copy !req
222. Into the panic room!Copy !req
223. Hank? Buddy?Copy !req
224. Wow...
Look at that.Copy !req
225. Whatever...Copy !req
226. I guess I'll go hide
in the panic room...Copy !req
227. Hey, uh...Copy !req
228. You wanna help your uncle Hatred
stop the bad guys?Copy !req
229. You! Me!Copy !req
230. You! Me!
You! Me!Copy !req
231. You! Me! You! Me!Copy !req
232. Alright, fine, fine, fine.Copy !req
233. It seems that we can do this.Copy !req
234. You're kind of taking over
the right side.Copy !req
235. I bet I can take over
the whole thing.Copy !req
236. I'm clearly the dominant one.Copy !req
237. Ridiculous!Copy !req
238. I have been piloting this
bone-bag for like 73 years!Copy !req
239. I'm not giving it up
to a talking pimple!Copy !req
240. A pimple that can make you
noogie yourself!Copy !req
241. Noogie patrol!Copy !req
242. Ow!
You wanna go, do you?Copy !req
243. What is this?Copy !req
244. I leave you alone and you become
a vaudeville routine.Copy !req
245. Well maybe it's because you made
us into a hackneyed premise!Copy !req
246. I'll have you know
that we were trainingCopy !req
247. just like you told us to!Copy !req
248. Great.
If we run into Shemp or Mo,Copy !req
249. I'm sure you'll give them
quite a thrashing.Copy !req
250. And where have you been?Copy !req
251. I've been standing here all day
with my dick in my hand.Copy !req
252. That was my dick.Copy !req
253. I was out with the rest
of my team.Copy !req
254. William was right,Copy !req
255. The Orb is locked away
in the Venture Compound.Copy !req
256. The Guild has already
positioned their forces.Copy !req
257. Did you say the rest
of your "team"?Copy !req
258. Who else did you stitch
together?Copy !req
259. How rude of me.Copy !req
260. Let me introduce
the Revenge Society!Copy !req
261. Meet Wisdom.
Our fix it man.Copy !req
262. Demolitions, communications,
new technology...Copy !req
263. Wisdom's the one we-
Hmm?Copy !req
264. Oh, and yes, the spiritual heart
of our team.Copy !req
265. Namaste, Wisdom.
Forgive me.Copy !req
266. That is a mug.Copy !req
267. A face only a mother
could love.Copy !req
268. But what a mind!Copy !req
269. That's Chuck.Copy !req
270. Named so for his abilities in
the ancient art of nunchaku.Copy !req
271. He's the muscle.Copy !req
272. Also quite handy with
dismantling traps!Copy !req
273. Hmm?- hahahaha.Copy !req
274. But not very humble-
Chuck, you imp.Copy !req
275. He's always doing that.Copy !req
276. Why can't I hear them?Copy !req
277. Because you are sane!Copy !req
278. The looker here is
Lady Nightshade.Copy !req
279. Her skills are obvious.Copy !req
280. But hands off,
gentlemen!Copy !req
281. She's spoken for.Copy !req
282. Am I missing something?Copy !req
283. The man is a fruit loop!Copy !req
284. Fruit loop as a fox,
gentlemen!Copy !req
285. Join us!Copy !req
286. Together we shall destroyCopy !req
287. the Guild
of Calamitous Intent!Copy !req
288. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
289. You are ridic—
this is ridiculous, sir!Copy !req
290. Oh, well my mistake.Copy !req
291. So I guess I'll just...
murder you.Copy !req
292. Oh, wait!Copy !req
293. No, this sounds like
a fun thing for us to do!Copy !req
294. Oh, yes! Totally!
I'm into it!Copy !req
295. What are they doing out there?Copy !req
296. They're like waiting
for something.Copy !req
297. Did Pop do something wrong?Copy !req
298. Nahh, I'd say they've come
a courtin' yours truly.Copy !req
299. Hank, you know about the birds
and the bees, right?Copy !req
300. For like 2 years now...Copy !req
301. Well you know how some bees
like other beesCopy !req
302. and some birds like
other birds?Copy !req
303. Like...
Uncle Gentleman?Copy !req
304. Right!Copy !req
305. Now there are some birds
that like eggs.Copy !req
306. And eggs are fragile and can't
defend themselves.Copy !req
307. So, some egg lovers take
experimental drugsCopy !req
308. to not like eggs.Copy !req
309. Because I don't wanna
like eggs!Copy !req
310. I already know that you used
to be a pedestrian.Copy !req
311. I- And I also like the bees!Copy !req
312. I've had my share of honey-Copy !req
313. Alright! Stop!
I get it!Copy !req
314. Okay...Copy !req
315. Bees are ladies, Hank.
- Got it!Copy !req
316. So those guys are here to kill
you because God forgot to?Copy !req
317. What? No.Copy !req
318. They viewed my condition
as a damn special skill!Copy !req
319. I was just trying
to clear the air.Copy !req
320. I think it's me they want.Copy !req
321. Yup.Copy !req
322. They must've found out
how Batman I am.Copy !req
323. You got tons of Batman!Copy !req
324. But I gave every Guild secret
I had to the OSICopy !req
325. when I became your dad's
bodyguard.Copy !req
326. Not very Batman.Copy !req
327. No sir,
not Batman in the least.Copy !req
328. So...Copy !req
329. what do we do?Copy !req
330. Yeeeeaaah...Copy !req
331. I got nothing.Copy !req
332. Just what I needed to hear!Copy !req
333. Let me show you what
a Batman- loaded,Copy !req
334. Brock-trained Venture
can do!Copy !req
335. Who is it?Copy !req
336. Ummm...Copy !req
337. The Guild of Calamitous Intent?Copy !req
338. I'm sorry, we aren't interested.Copy !req
339. Maybe you could leave
some literature for us.Copy !req
340. Priceless.Copy !req
341. Oh, you are gonna get us killed,
and I am loving it!Copy !req
342. Ooh, I got one!Copy !req
343. Alright, so I guess we'll take
a box of Thin Mints.Copy !req
344. And what the hell,Copy !req
345. I guess a box of those
peanut butter Do-si-dos.Copy !req
346. Can we speak
to Dr. Venture?Copy !req
347. Oh! Oh... The Ventures!Copy !req
348. Nah, nah...
You got the wrong compound.Copy !req
349. Yeah, they live
right down the road.Copy !req
350. Okay!Copy !req
351. Does anyone have those
directions I printed out?Copy !req
352. Will you look at that.
Where is Hatred!Copy !req
353. If Brock were handling this
right now,Copy !req
354. I'd be watching him hosing
the blood off the front lawn.Copy !req
355. Dean, what are you doing?Copy !req
356. Hyperventilating into my knees,Copy !req
357. that smell a little
like spit up...Copy !req
358. Because I spit up a little.Copy !req
359. Dean...Copy !req
360. You just baby burped
onto a speedsuit.Copy !req
361. Not a super-scientist aliveCopy !req
362. that hasn't coughed a little
acid onto his speedsuit.Copy !req
363. Really?Copy !req
364. Why do you think these things
are like 95% polyester?Copy !req
365. You can clean off fear-vomit
with a wet-nap.Copy !req
366. I thought you were
used to this.Copy !req
367. Dean, I remember when
the Action Man would wake me upCopy !req
368. with a gun
pointed at my head.Copy !req
369. He'd just hold it there
and pull the trigger.Copy !req
370. I'd hear that click
really loudCopy !req
371. because it was right
against my forehead.Copy !req
372. So it echoed...Copy !req
373. Right. It sounded like
he snapped one of my teeth out.Copy !req
374. "CLICK!"Copy !req
375. And then he'd go
"Not today, Rusty...Copy !req
376. Not today."Copy !req
377. Golly...Copy !req
378. And you took it
because you had to?Copy !req
379. No, Dean...Copy !req
380. I took it because I was
Rusty Venture, boy adventurer.Copy !req
381. I didn't ask
for this life, Dean.Copy !req
382. But it's mine.Copy !req
383. Sure, I fall down
in this speedsuit.Copy !req
384. But I get up
and wet-nap my puke off.Copy !req
385. Do you have one?Copy !req
386. I got a pocket full of those
lemony little devils.Copy !req
387. It all comes with that outfit,
Dean.Copy !req
388. It's not all bad.Copy !req
389. I mean,
I'm a super-scientist.Copy !req
390. Loved. Feared.Copy !req
391. Hell, I have a lawn full of bad
guys who want my...Copy !req
392. Er... What do they want?Copy !req
393. Let's find out!Copy !req
394. William, you go with Chuck
and those two.Copy !req
395. Get the Orb and bring it
to drop point alpha.Copy !req
396. Lady Nightshade, Wisdom and I
will maintain surveillance.Copy !req
397. I'm not getting out of this bag!Copy !req
398. And I'm staying in the car!Copy !req
399. We! We are staying in the car!Copy !req
400. We haven't been outside
in 30 years.Copy !req
401. I'm old and I'm afraid
of everything!Copy !req
402. I'm afraid the streets are
overrun with teenage gangs!Copy !req
403. Teenagers are cruel.Copy !req
404. They will undoubtedly taunt usCopy !req
405. because our trousers
are not in style anymore.Copy !req
406. And we are two heads
on one body.Copy !req
407. And that has never,
ever been hip!Copy !req
408. I can kill a man
by simply touching him.Copy !req
409. Now what were your
special powers again?Copy !req
410. It's in the safe, right?Copy !req
411. I'll carry the boy-bag!Copy !req
412. They know we're stalling.Copy !req
413. And seriously,
I can't come up with a wayCopy !req
414. to be more intimidating.Copy !req
415. I can!
We get completely nude.Copy !req
416. Naked army!
Go all Braveheart on them!Copy !req
417. I think
the Eunuch DivisionCopy !req
418. might gross everybody out.Copy !req
419. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
420. But the Women's Auxiliary...
That'll rule!Copy !req
421. Wait, he's finally here.Copy !req
422. And he brought Eon!
- How do you know that?Copy !req
423. Here come the Warm Jets!Copy !req
424. Don't move and stay low.Copy !req
425. We'll appear as a pile
of laundry.Copy !req
426. Think laundry.
Become it.Copy !req
427. Can you feel
the ground-in dirt?Copy !req
428. The grass stains?
- Kinda?Copy !req
429. Okay, they got in.
The place is hot.Copy !req
430. We call it "hot"
when bad guys are there.Copy !req
431. How did they get past the laser
field and the security locks?Copy !req
432. I turned the lasers off when
Orpheus got shot mowing the lawn.Copy !req
433. He got all law suit on me.Copy !req
434. And I removed the locksCopy !req
435. because Hank locked himself
in the Research LabCopy !req
436. after seeing
Dog Day Afternoon.Copy !req
437. Okay, we're here!Copy !req
438. I'm gonna take another lap.Copy !req
439. Check!Copy !req
440. A little super-scientist
reconnaissance!Copy !req
441. No, my zipper's caught
in the conveyer belt.Copy !req
442. Wow, that is one hell
of a wheelie, son!Copy !req
443. But aaaahhh, we've been
taking your shortcutCopy !req
444. for like an hour now!Copy !req
445. It's all part of my plan.Copy !req
446. Like I said; once we get
an ice cream cakeCopy !req
447. and my dad's stack of Playboys,Copy !req
448. it will all come together.Copy !req
449. Yeaaah...Copy !req
450. And you'd tell me if you were
taking advantage of meCopy !req
451. and just doing everything your
dad won't let you do, right?Copy !req
452. - You don't trust me?
- What? No!Copy !req
453. Hey, you were trained
by Brock Samson.Copy !req
454. I worked with that boy!Copy !req
455. He is as honest as sunshine!Copy !req
456. He's like you, Son.Copy !req
457. You and Brock Samson.Copy !req
458. Two of the most Batman fellas
you could ever—Copy !req
459. Fine...Copy !req
460. We gotta turn around.Copy !req
461. I forgot about the part
of my planCopy !req
462. where we save you
from the Guild.Copy !req
463. Well let's get back on course
there, soldier.Copy !req
464. Come on!
I'll race you!Copy !req
465. So it's the next right here?Copy !req
466. I don't know, I guess.Copy !req
467. I can't see anything.Copy !req
468. Well then get out of the ba-
Oh dear.Copy !req
469. Hands up in the air.Copy !req
470. Put your hand up!Copy !req
471. Screw that!Copy !req
472. What was that?Copy !req
473. That's a Guild Blackout.
Dangerous idiots.Copy !req
474. They don't even make
minimum wage.Copy !req
475. And Chuck is the muscle.Copy !req
476. Hilarious.
Here. Hold this.Copy !req
477. I just learned how
to make a fist,Copy !req
478. and that's like
a bomb.Copy !req
479. You carry it.Copy !req
480. I'm carrying the Billy-bag!Copy !req
481. Then leave him!Copy !req
482. But...
Great, we knocked him out.Copy !req
483. What is this, an episode of
Gilligan's Island?Copy !req
484. Everybody gets hit once then
they are instantly unconscious.Copy !req
485. Good one.Copy !req
486. Six bucks says he has amnesia
when he wakes up.Copy !req
487. Where are you, Shape shifter?Copy !req
488. So sneaky.
You could be anywhere.Copy !req
489. Anything.Copy !req
490. Yes, Wisdom.Copy !req
491. A shape shifter.Copy !req
492. You know that...Copy !req
493. Well I didn't say you were.Copy !req
494. What are you getting at,
Wisdom?Copy !req
495. If that is your name...Copy !req
496. Or could it be Sovereign!Copy !req
497. Every professional nemesis
has weaknesses.Copy !req
498. One! They wear goggles.Copy !req
499. Peripheral vision is shot.Copy !req
500. Two!Copy !req
501. Helmets with logos
and stuff on them.Copy !req
502. A guy with a big metal piece
of punctuation on his hatCopy !req
503. can't turn his head fast.Copy !req
504. So you gotta be moving.
Always moving!Copy !req
505. Got it!
Always moving.Copy !req
506. I'm you from the the future!Copy !req
507. We have to finish
our time machineCopy !req
508. before the the Angels of
Destruction find the portal!Copy !req
509. Naaa, I'm just
messing with you.Copy !req
510. Come with me.
I need your help.Copy !req
511. Guild has been standing
out there all nightCopy !req
512. just waiting for me.Copy !req
513. Guaranteed...
this is a trap.Copy !req
514. Hmm... probably a bag
of scorpionsCopy !req
515. that have been trained to take
the shape of a guy!Copy !req
516. - Hank, that's mental.
- Watch out!Copy !req
517. The scorpions coulda been
trained to shootCopy !req
518. little cocktail rifles!Copy !req
519. It's a trap!Copy !req
520. It's a sleeping boy.Copy !req
521. He's all cozy in his
sweet little PJs.Copy !req
522. They're preying
on my weakness!Copy !req
523. Those monsters!Copy !req
524. Hey! I found
the stack of Playboys!Copy !req
525. Look what he did to us.Copy !req
526. I heard. But you guys are
kinda working it.Copy !req
527. Looks good.Copy !req
528. Really?
Thank you.Copy !req
529. Hey, we're sorry for probably
killing everyone.Copy !req
530. He wants us to read this.Copy !req
531. "Make way for
the dashing Phantom Limb!"Copy !req
532. I didn't write this crap.Copy !req
533. "Grandson of FantOmas!Copy !req
534. Victor at the battle
of Cremation CreekCopy !req
535. and Keeper of the Orb!Copy !req
536. And the rightful SovereignCopy !req
537. of the Guild
of Calamitous IntentCopy !req
538. Well done, Lady Nightshade!Copy !req
539. Was that a shoe?Copy !req
540. Sweetie!
Have you seen my other shoe?Copy !req
541. The black Ferragamo?Copy !req
542. By birthright,
I am your sovereign!Copy !req
543. Wisdom!Copy !req
544. I should have trusted you.Copy !req
545. I will avenge your death.Copy !req
546. If it's not
the Thin White Douche!Copy !req
547. Hand the Guild over
to its rightful heir!Copy !req
548. Or I will activate this!Copy !req
549. Please, no. Don't activate
a broken coffee mug.Copy !req
550. Behold!Copy !req
551. The Orb!Copy !req
552. Yes, well, in that case,
I'll hand the Guild over.Copy !req
553. Meet the rightful heir to the
Guild of Calamitous Intent...Copy !req
554. Dean Venture!Copy !req
555. Lloyd Venture,
that boy's great grandfather,Copy !req
556. was the Grand Protector
of the Orb.Copy !req
557. Your Grandfather, not unlike
you, was a usurper!Copy !req
558. All hail the Sovereign!Copy !req
559. I am the Sovereign!Copy !req
560. Alright boy, hustle this up.Copy !req
561. I want these idiots
out of here.Copy !req
562. They're killing my lawn.Copy !req
563. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
564. In the name of Chaos!Copy !req
565. Dominion!Copy !req
566. And organized havoc!Copy !req
567. I dub thee Sovereign,Copy !req
568. lord of the Guild
of Calamitous Intent!Copy !req
569. Good on ya, boy.Copy !req
570. He's a Venture.Copy !req
571. This is crap!
I'm the rightful heir!Copy !req
572. Me! Phantom Limb!Copy !req
573. And I shall go down in history
as her destroyer!Copy !req
574. Behold!Copy !req
575. The awesome power of the Orb!Copy !req
576. Please don't activate it.Copy !req
577. Sandow...Copy !req
578. I must.Copy !req
579. Then so must Sandow.Copy !req
580. You broke it!Copy !req
581. You destroyed the Orb!Copy !req
582. My orders were to kill you.Copy !req
583. Oh.
Well in that case...Copy !req
584. Thanks?Copy !req
585. And let's not tell anybody
about this, shall we?Copy !req
586. No! No!Copy !req
587. It doesn't work!Copy !req
588. Seize the traitor!Copy !req
589. Two heads are better
than one!Copy !req
590. What does that have to do
with anything?Copy !req
591. Nothing...Copy !req
592. I've just been wanting
to say that all day.Copy !req
593. I got sick of waiting
for an opportunity.Copy !req
594. That was crazy...Copy !req
595. White!
White, you up?Copy !req
596. You gotta hear
about this dream I had!Copy !req
597. It was completely nu-Copy !req
598. Good morning, sunshine!Copy !req
599. I wanna go back in my bag!Copy !req