1. Time to pay the piper, Venture!Copy !req
2. For in minutes,
my mechapillars' silky issueCopy !req
3. will smother the only living proofCopy !req
4. that you have actually had sex.Copy !req
5. That is, unless you give me...Copy !req
6. $10 million!Copy !req
7. What? Since when do you
arch for money?Copy !req
8. Yeah, what are you doing?Copy !req
9. Honey, how long have we been
trying to kill this schmuck —Copy !req
10. 10, 20 years?Copy !req
11. I don't know,
since Marky Mark had a funky bunch?Copy !req
12. And it never works!Copy !req
13. You wanna know how to really hurt Venture?Copy !req
14. Not really, but as a wife,
I try to be supportive, so...Copy !req
15. You strike him in the pocketbook!Copy !req
16. Yeah, speaking of,Copy !req
17. how much did those mechapillars
set us back?Copy !req
18. 'Couple mil.Copy !req
19. Anyway!Copy !req
20. It's $10 million, Venture.Copy !req
21. Tick tock, tick tock.Copy !req
22. Look, I don't have that kind
of cash just lying around.Copy !req
23. Daddy!Copy !req
24. All right!Copy !req
25. You can have anything you want in my lab.Copy !req
26. Anything you see here, take your pick.Copy !req
27. Anything but the positron accelerator.Copy !req
28. I don't want any of your old crap!Copy !req
29. This isn't Antiques Road Show, dick!Copy !req
30. It's your money or their lives!Copy !req
31. Yeah, quit being such a skinflint,
and pay the piper man!Copy !req
32. Don't take sides with your arch enemies!Copy !req
33. Shut up! You're not the dad of me.Copy !req
34. Hank, don't you sass your bodyguard!Copy !req
35. He's not my bodyguard!Copy !req
36. Will you accept half for just Dean?Copy !req
37. You can keep Hank.Copy !req
38. Your father doesn't mean that, Hank.Copy !req
39. Oh, don't I?Copy !req
40. Do you know what Mr. Smart Mouth called meCopy !req
41. when he stormed out of
the house this morning?Copy !req
42. A honky!Copy !req
43. Did you really?Copy !req
44. Yeah.Copy !req
45. I'm transmitting the instructions
for the dropoff now, Venture.Copy !req
46. I suggest you follow them,Copy !req
47. or your boys will follow the
rainbow bridge to Valhalla!Copy !req
48. That's not as dark as it
sounds in my head, is it?Copy !req
49. Up to your old tricks again,
eh, Monarch?Copy !req
50. Captain Sunshine?Copy !req
51. Got a thing for torturing young boys,
don't you?Copy !req
52. Well, you're not fighting a boy now.Copy !req
53. Ow!Copy !req
54. You may be invulnerable, Monarch.Copy !req
55. But no one is invulnerable to justice!Copy !req
56. I'm going to make you pay
for what you did to Wonder Boy.Copy !req
57. Once and for all!Copy !req
58. Anything?Copy !req
59. No, stay out of sight.Copy !req
60. Did you call him?Copy !req
61. No answer. Now get down.Copy !req
62. I'm thinking maybe we should
drill again or something.Copy !req
63. I'm starting to cramp up down here.Copy !req
64. No! Just crawl back
in your little spider holeCopy !req
65. and wait for my signal.Copy !req
66. But it's hot as hell in there!Copy !req
67. My damn sack is turning
into a puddle of silly putty!Copy !req
68. I'm half afraid it's gonna have
Popeye cartoons all over itCopy !req
69. when I peel it off my thigh.Copy !req
70. Ow.Copy !req
71. Finally!Copy !req
72. I've been trying to reach
you people for hours.Copy !req
73. Your instructions said 2:00!Copy !req
74. I'm sorry.Copy !req
75. We had some engine trouble.Copy !req
76. Then my... my period came!Copy !req
77. Henchman 21!Copy !req
78. Can you hang on a second?Copy !req
79. There is a taxi idling in the drivewayCopy !req
80. awaiting his fare.Copy !req
81. Slay him.Copy !req
82. Is that Venture? What did you tell him?Copy !req
83. What the hell time is it?Copy !req
84. I stalled.Copy !req
85. What did he do to you?Copy !req
86. The usual. He threw me in jail.Copy !req
87. Literally.Copy !req
88. Threw me right into the yard
at the state prison.Copy !req
89. Then he shouts up to the warden,Copy !req
90. "Looks like this one won't
be causing any more trouble."Copy !req
91. Then he flys off with a gay little salute.Copy !req
92. Oh my God.Copy !req
93. Apparently nobody ever told him
what due process was.Copy !req
94. What the hell did you do to Wonder Boy
to get him so worked up?Copy !req
95. Remember when we were
broken up, and I was drinking a lot?Copy !req
96. Well, I kind of slew him.Copy !req
97. Did he look old to you?Copy !req
98. - Who?
- Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
99. No, I thought he looked great for his age.Copy !req
100. He looked old to me.Copy !req
101. I mean, he's still super-fit,
but when you get up real close,Copy !req
102. he's like totally hitting that ageCopy !req
103. when men start to look
like somebody's aunt.Copy !req
104. Whatever, we've got a problem.Copy !req
105. Whoa! Whoa! Oh, man, he got you bad.Copy !req
106. When did you get hit?Copy !req
107. That's what I'm trying
to tell you, he came back.Copy !req
108. Who?Copy !req
109. Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
110. He flew in like, 10 minutes ago
and rescued Hank.Copy !req
111. Hank? What about Dean?Copy !req
112. Present!Copy !req
113. Okay, there you go.Copy !req
114. And let's just keep this
between you and me, okay?Copy !req
115. I got a rep to protect.Copy !req
116. What, no tip?Copy !req
117. Dude, I was ordered to kill you.Copy !req
118. You're lucky to get that.Copy !req
119. It's a good thing I found you when I did.Copy !req
120. Your mom must be worried sick about you.Copy !req
121. I don't have a mom.Copy !req
122. Oh.Copy !req
123. Your dad, then.Copy !req
124. No.Copy !req
125. Look, it's Captain Sunshine! He's back!Copy !req
126. Oh, thank goodness!Copy !req
127. He'll clean up the crime in this city.Copy !req
128. Just, you know, keep him away from my kid.Copy !req
129. That's all I'm saying.Copy !req
130. Oh, you're so bad.Copy !req
131. You like me, don't you, Hank?Copy !req
132. It is Hank, isn't it?Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. Good.Copy !req
135. Good.Copy !req
136. You know, Hank,Copy !req
137. I think you and I are
going to be super friends.Copy !req
138. Um...Copy !req
139. Well, I think that's enough
excitement for one day, youngster.Copy !req
140. What say we get you home.Copy !req
141. Now, now. Let's not have any guff.Copy !req
142. I won't take "no" for an answer.Copy !req
143. Welcome to your new home, lad!Copy !req
144. Wow! Really?Copy !req
145. Honest Injun.Copy !req
146. God, you look just like him when you smile.Copy !req
147. Who?Copy !req
148. Well, Venture.Copy !req
149. Did you bring it?Copy !req
150. Yep. It's all right here!Copy !req
151. All $10 million of it.Copy !req
152. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
153. Huh?Copy !req
154. What is that — toner I smell?Copy !req
155. Nooooww!Copy !req
156. Hit the deck, boys!Copy !req
157. Uncle Hatred's here to—Copy !req
158. - Hey, where's Hank?
- Hey, yeah?Copy !req
159. What? Didn't he bring him back?Copy !req
160. - Who?
- Captain Suns—Copy !req
161. Uh— We knew you'd pull
something like this, Venture!Copy !req
162. So we kept Hank as collateral!Copy !req
163. Ha!Copy !req
164. Unh-unh, foul!Copy !req
165. The Guild ransom bylaws strictly stipulateCopy !req
166. you gotta return all abducteesCopy !req
167. if the ransom's been paid in good faith.Copy !req
168. How the hell do an ambush
and a bag of dittosCopy !req
169. constitute good faith?Copy !req
170. What's the matter with him now?Copy !req
171. He's been scarfing
pistachios in a hot spider holeCopy !req
172. for two hours because somebody was late.Copy !req
173. Oh, excuse us for
ruining your double cross!Copy !req
174. All right, do over.Copy !req
175. Everybody back in the cocoon.Copy !req
176. We'll try it again tomorrow.Copy !req
177. Wait! The least you could do
for making us wait around all dayCopy !req
178. is let us keep Dean.Copy !req
179. No way!Copy !req
180. Uh, do you really want that kid
hanging around all night?Copy !req
181. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
182. All right, fine.Copy !req
183. You can keep Dean.Copy !req
184. Oh, wait a minute!Copy !req
185. How did I get screwed on this deal?Copy !req
186. I want an I.O.U!Copy !req
187. Fine.Copy !req
188. Too cheap to even spring
for the double-sided printing.Copy !req
189. Hey!Copy !req
190. Missed a couple of zeros there, Oprah.Copy !req
191. Nice try.Copy !req
192. You'll be hearing from us
via facsimile transmission.Copy !req
193. And next time...Copy !req
194. come alone!Copy !req
195. I see we're running on daylight
savings time this evening, sir.Copy !req
196. Droll as always, Desmond.Copy !req
197. You have the Children's
Charity Banquet at 9:00,Copy !req
198. followed by your usual
obligations at 11:00.Copy !req
199. Not tonight, Des.
Cancel all my appointments.Copy !req
200. But sir, you never miss the Children's—Copy !req
201. Charity begins at home, Desmond.Copy !req
202. I found a new pet project.Copy !req
203. Wow!Copy !req
204. Oh, really, sir. Not another.Copy !req
205. Oh, but this one's perfect, Desmond.Copy !req
206. He's an orphan.Copy !req
207. I think he might even be homeless.Copy !req
208. Welcome to my Sanctum Solarium, lad.Copy !req
209. What do you think?Copy !req
210. Awesome!Copy !req
211. It's almost as cool as the Batcave!Copy !req
212. Hey, I didn't know the Monarch
hated anyone besides my dad.Copy !req
213. Oh, you poor sweet lad.Copy !req
214. The Monarch took someone
special away from you too, didn't he?Copy !req
215. That's actually kinda why I asked you here.Copy !req
216. Hank, how would you like
to be my new Wonder Boy?Copy !req
217. Whoa, you mean, like,
be your partner and stuff?Copy !req
218. And stuff!Copy !req
219. Cool!Copy !req
220. Would there be any kind of, shall we say,Copy !req
221. compensation for the job?Copy !req
222. How does room and board,
free rides on the ferris wheelCopy !req
223. and 20 video game tokens a week sound?Copy !req
224. Like a sweetheart deal!Copy !req
225. I get a whole costume, right?Copy !req
226. Oh, boy, do you ever.Copy !req
227. Hmm.Copy !req
228. Okay, you're on.Copy !req
229. Wonderful!Copy !req
230. Buddy hug!Copy !req
231. Desmond, wash him up
and get him ready for bed.Copy !req
232. Sure he'd love to help you there,
Rust,Copy !req
233. but the chairman's out
of town this whole week.Copy !req
234. Well didn't he leave
a forwarding number?Copy !req
235. Nah, he's, like way outta town.Copy !req
236. He's building his
Gargantua II up there in the,Copy !req
237. what do you call it, the stratosphere.Copy !req
238. I guess that's a big no?Copy !req
239. Shut up.Copy !req
240. This wouldn't even be
happening if you had justCopy !req
241. done your job in the first place.Copy !req
242. The way I see it, it's you who
should be paying the Monarch.Copy !req
243. Yeah, well I don't see that at all.Copy !req
244. Weren't you some kind of
big shot criminal for 20 years?Copy !req
245. Didn't you put any money away?Copy !req
246. I'll be honest with you, Venture,
I drank most of it away.Copy !req
247. And what little I remember
not drinking away,Copy !req
248. Princess Tinyfeet got.Copy !req
249. Because I drank her away.Copy !req
250. Ah, there I go.Copy !req
251. Why did you have to bring that up?Copy !req
252. Come on, let me hold it again.Copy !req
253. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
254. 10 million large.Copy !req
255. This is gonna finally put
Conjectural TechnologiesCopy !req
256. on the super science map, huh?Copy !req
257. See? Business is picking up already.Copy !req
258. Conjectural Technolgies,Copy !req
259. how can we make your tomorrow better?Copy !req
260. There we are. Nice and clean.Copy !req
261. The master insists his boys be tidy.Copy !req
262. Everything okay in there?Copy !req
263. Just finishing up, sir.Copy !req
264. Okay, I'll just be in here.Copy !req
265. Master can be so restive when he's excited.Copy !req
266. Now come along, sir.Copy !req
267. He's waiting for you in your new quarters.Copy !req
268. You may wish to put
this on before you retire.Copy !req
269. Is this for my wonder-cycle or something?Copy !req
270. Suggested application is to
the buttocks and inner thigh.Copy !req
271. I shall leave you to it, Master Hank.Copy !req
272. Your hair looks very handsome, Hank.Copy !req
273. I mean, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
274. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
275. Did, uh, did Desmond
instruct you about the, uh —Copy !req
276. Yeah, it feels kinda ooky.Copy !req
277. Trust me, you'll be glad
you had it in the morning.Copy !req
278. Well, I for one can't wait to get started.Copy !req
279. Would you care for some warm milk?Copy !req
280. It might relax you.Copy !req
281. No, thanks. I'm— I'm okay.Copy !req
282. After all, tomorrow's gonna be a big day!Copy !req
283. I want you to get plenty of rest!Copy !req
284. Well, goodnight then, Wonder Boy!Copy !req
285. Oh, good night, Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
286. Just kidding.Copy !req
287. Slumber party!Copy !req
288. Aw, that was all our seed money.Copy !req
289. And you'll get it all back
if you stick to the planCopy !req
290. and don't screw up.Copy !req
291. Did you bring it?Copy !req
292. Got it right here.Copy !req
293. Wow, did you really
make all this selling seeds?Copy !req
294. I couldn't even sell enough of the thingsCopy !req
295. to win the damned go-cart
when I was a little boy.Copy !req
296. No. And I'm not a little boy.Copy !req
297. I'm 37.Copy !req
298. Hold on, now! You're 37?Copy !req
299. You mean to tell me it's
perfectly legal for me —Copy !req
300. Oh!Copy !req
301. Captain, Asbeastos
has broken out of prison again!Copy !req
302. We could sure use your super help.Copy !req
303. I wish I could, Barbie-Q,
but it's just not a good time.Copy !req
304. Would you like to talk about it?Copy !req
305. I too know the terrible pain of love,Copy !req
306. the hollowness one feels when one is justCopy !req
307. going through the motions of lifeCopy !req
308. like a living ghost or a robot.Copy !req
309. Well, thank you, Ghost Robot,
but I'm better now.Copy !req
310. Then quit yer belly-itchingCopy !req
311. and git your sun-kissed butt back here,Copy !req
312. you worthless weak wiggly worm!Copy !req
313. I think that's U.S.'s way of
saying he misses you, Cap.Copy !req
314. We all do.Copy !req
315. Yeah. Aw shucks.Copy !req
316. I appreciate that, gang.Copy !req
317. And I promise I'll be back as soon as—Copy !req
318. Oh, sweet!Copy !req
319. You were totally right about that lube.Copy !req
320. Slipped on like a glove.Copy !req
321. Damn, Cap, another one?Copy !req
322. Oh, what is this?Copy !req
323. Told you to come alone!Copy !req
324. What?Copy !req
325. Oh.Copy !req
326. Stop it, it's Dean for God's sake.Copy !req
327. All right.Copy !req
328. Send him out!Copy !req
329. Oh, what are you trying to pull?Copy !req
330. Wild horses couldn't get Hank
to take off Brock's old jacket.Copy !req
331. This can't be Hank!Copy !req
332. All right, look, I don't have Hank, okay.Copy !req
333. What? Did you lose him?Copy !req
334. How do you lose a Hank?Copy !req
335. Same way you just lost $10 million, genius.Copy !req
336. Henchmen, run!Copy !req
337. Now!Copy !req
338. Now!Copy !req
339. No. No!Copy !req
340. Nooo! Come on!Copy !req
341. I don't know what the hell
you're laughing about.Copy !req
342. I just made 10 million bucks
the Monarch way.Copy !req
343. Guild rules, duh!Copy !req
344. Now we're obligated to get Hank back.Copy !req
345. Hello!Copy !req
346. How do you expect to find Captain Sunshine?Copy !req
347. Don't think too hard, Sweetie.Copy !req
348. You're lucky you're married to a scientist.Copy !req
349. So when do I get to see some action?Copy !req
350. Not until you're ready, lad.Copy !req
351. You have to learn to patrol for crimeCopy !req
352. before you can fight it.Copy !req
353. So, how come you have a carCopy !req
354. when you can just, like fly everywhere?Copy !req
355. Because it also turns into a submarine.Copy !req
356. God, you sure ask a lot
more questions than he did.Copy !req
357. What is that?Copy !req
358. What?Copy !req
359. Your seatbelt, lad.Copy !req
360. Why isn't it buckled?Copy !req
361. Well, well, well.Copy !req
362. If it isn't Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
363. I thought you'd retired.Copy !req
364. No such luck, Scorpio.Copy !req
365. Ooh! Who's the new Wonder Boy?Copy !req
366. Just you nevermind!Copy !req
367. Mmm.Copy !req
368. I'd sure love to tie him
to a giant typewriter.Copy !req
369. You know the rules, Scorpio.Copy !req
370. He's off limits during training.Copy !req
371. Haven't broken his cherry yet, eh?Copy !req
372. Well, I hope you do a
better job with this one.Copy !req
373. Oh, to think that a
C-lister like the Monarch—Copy !req
374. That's it!Copy !req
375. Stay here, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
376. You! You! You shut up!Copy !req
377. Just shut up! Just shut your damn mouth!Copy !req
378. Holy beating-that-guy's-head-in!Copy !req
379. Captain Sunshine, you want any help?Copy !req
380. I said stay in the car!Copy !req
381. Wonder Boy, are you all right?Copy !req
382. Do you know what could
have happened to you?Copy !req
383. Do you?Copy !req
384. You see, when I analyze your skin,Copy !req
385. it contains trace amounts
of Captain Sunshine'sCopy !req
386. unique type of solar radiation.Copy !req
387. His powers have a
signature, like an artist.Copy !req
388. Or, like, everybody.Copy !req
389. Go on, Sweetie.Copy !req
390. Okay, by running the
nav-computer through the scintillator,Copy !req
391. I can trace the path of that radiation.Copy !req
392. All the way to Captain Sunshine's doorstep!Copy !req
393. Hot damn we're good at this villain crap!Copy !req
394. Why do we even waste our time
chasing Dr. Venture around?Copy !req
395. I'm not gonna validate that with an answer.Copy !req
396. Did you get all that?Copy !req
397. Yeah, why do I care?Copy !req
398. Because the fella they're
talking about has our boy Hank!Copy !req
399. If you can get to him first,Copy !req
400. the Monarch's gotta
give you your money back.Copy !req
401. That's just Guild law right there.Copy !req
402. I'm sorry for my outburst earlier,
Wonder Boy.Copy !req
403. I just.. I couldn't live with myselfCopy !req
404. if anything bad ever happened to you again.Copy !req
405. It's cool, Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
406. I mean, I'd still like to goCopy !req
407. on more superhero patrols with you...Copy !req
408. if you'd have me.Copy !req
409. - You would?
- Well, yeah!Copy !req
410. And, hey, I was thinking...Copy !req
411. maybe we should try doing them at nightCopy !req
412. 'cause isn't there, like,
more criminals out then?Copy !req
413. Not for us, chum.Copy !req
414. Besides, at night, I see
action with a different team.Copy !req
415. This is the Channel 5 Action NewsCopy !req
416. with Chuck Scarsdale and Barbara Qantas,Copy !req
417. Sam Turgen with sports,Copy !req
418. Weatherbot 5 with Exclusive
Action Weather 5 Cast,Copy !req
419. and Neville Brown with sports.Copy !req
420. Good evening, I'm Barbara Qantas.Copy !req
421. Chuck Scarsdale is out tonight because—Copy !req
422. Oh, no, no! I'm here, I'm here!Copy !req
423. I can do this. I can do this.Copy !req
424. I'm here...Copy !req
425. to do the news tonight.Copy !req
426. Oh, hello.Copy !req
427. I'm millionaire playboy Bruce White.Copy !req
428. This is my ward, Billy.Copy !req
429. I was just passing
through the neighborhood—Copy !req
430. I find all of that quite
difficult to believe.Copy !req
431. Believe this, Ask Jeeves.Copy !req
432. Good work.Copy !req
433. All right, let's find the $10 million boyCopy !req
434. and get the hell out of here.Copy !req
435. That was the best you
can do, "this is my ward"?Copy !req
436. What? You are kinda my ward.Copy !req
437. That makes me the subservient...Copy !req
438. Mother and puppies are all doing just fine.Copy !req
439. Barbara?Copy !req
440. Here's a story that's out of this world.Copy !req
441. Just minutes ago, an area man captured...Copy !req
442. Oh, my God.Copy !req
443. This amateur video of
what appears to be a UFO.Copy !req
444. Several eyewitnesses have reportedCopy !req
445. the strange glowing object hoveringCopy !req
446. over their upscale
South Highland neighborhood.Copy !req
447. Oh, my God, not again.Copy !req
448. Could it be E.T. or just an elaborate hoax?Copy !req
449. You decide.Copy !req
450. Chuck?Copy !req
451. Wonder Boy!Copy !req
452. What's he doing?Copy !req
453. Noooo!Copy !req
454. Go to tape! Go to tape!Copy !req
455. Of what?Copy !req
456. Anything!Copy !req
457. Introducing the new Copter 5!Copy !req
458. The newest edition to the
Action News news arsenalCopy !req
459. and the most advanced
news copter in the air!Copy !req
460. Copter 5 is so sophisticated,Copy !req
461. it requires five on board news computers.Copy !req
462. With pinpoint mapping intelligence,Copy !req
463. a high definition news camera
with 100 times magnification...Copy !req
464. Hey, Chuck Scarsdale with a surprise visit.Copy !req
465. What brings you up to Copter 5?Copy !req
466. No!Copy !req
467. Wonder Booooy!Copy !req
468. All right, fan out and find HankCopy !req
469. before the police get here.Copy !req
470. If you see Sunshine, leave him to me.Copy !req
471. Halt in the name of justice!Copy !req
472. Hank?Copy !req
473. That's Wonder Boy to you!Copy !req
474. Take that, bad guy.Copy !req
475. Oh, Hank!Copy !req
476. Come on, man. Dude, quit it.Copy !req
477. What are you trying to be?Copy !req
478. I'm your worst nightmare, dirtbag.Copy !req
479. Jab!Copy !req
480. Body blow! Body blow!Copy !req
481. Ow!Copy !req
482. I'm sorry I had to pop you one,Copy !req
483. but you're being a little dick.Copy !req
484. Chuck! Flash bomb!Copy !req
485. All right, Hank. Playtime's over.Copy !req
486. Let's get your gay little ass hom—Copy !req
487. Oh, that is it!Copy !req
488. Come here!Copy !req
489. It was Hank, I swear!Copy !req
490. He sounded like he was
coming from this room!Copy !req
491. Wonder Boy!Copy !req
492. I'm coming! I'm coming!Copy !req
493. Shit! It's Chuck Scarsdale!Copy !req
494. Hide, or we're gonna be on the news!Copy !req
495. Nooooo!Copy !req
496. Wonder Boooy!Copy !req
497. Come here!Copy !req
498. Wonder Boy! Are you all right?Copy !req
499. - Scorching wedgie!
- No!Copy !req
500. Nooo!Copy !req
501. Take! That! Costume! Off!Copy !req
502. What's the matter, Captain Funtime?Copy !req
503. Isn't this what you've always wanted?Copy !req
504. What are you talking about?Copy !req
505. Wouldn't it just fix everything
twisted up inside of youCopy !req
506. if you could only fuck Wonder Boy
and your worst enemyCopy !req
507. at the same time, huh?Copy !req
508. Well, come and get us.Copy !req
509. Where do you want it, Captain?Copy !req
510. You get away!Copy !req
511. Where do you want my pussy?Copy !req
512. Here? Here?Copy !req
513. Stop!Copy !req
514. Stop it right now, or I'll—Copy !req
515. You'll what?Copy !req
516. I know your dirty little secret, Sunshine.Copy !req
517. You can't do a damn thing to meCopy !req
518. because your powers don't work at night!Copy !req
519. You see, I did my homework, Captain.Copy !req
520. And for extra credit, I made this.Copy !req
521. Well, my wife helped.Copy !req
522. What is that?Copy !req
523. Just a little high-powered radiation cannonCopy !req
524. that simulates your sunshine beams.Copy !req
525. Hope you brought your sunblock, Captain!Copy !req
526. SPF 5000 should do the trickCopy !req
527. because I'm about to have a fun timeCopy !req
528. eating sunshine on a stick!Copy !req
529. Bombarded by the same
solar radiation which by dayCopy !req
530. grants him his amazing abilities,Copy !req
531. Captain Sunshine's
light-sensitive supercellsCopy !req
532. become energized,Copy !req
533. and his incredible sunshine powers return.Copy !req
534. I don't even know these people.Copy !req
535. Albino here.Copy !req
536. Wait, dude! Don't!Copy !req
537. Hank!Copy !req
538. Why are you dressed like a pride parade?Copy !req
539. And who's this clown?Copy !req
540. Gimme a minute here, Pop.Copy !req
541. Pop? He's your —Copy !req
542. You told me you were an orphan.Copy !req
543. I should be so lucky.Copy !req
544. Pop!Copy !req
545. Now, technically, I never said that.Copy !req
546. Were you ever even in the circus?Copy !req
547. Or did you lie about that too?Copy !req
548. Look, I appreciate
everything you've given me,Copy !req
549. especially the chocodiles,Copy !req
550. "cause my bodyguard
never lets me have those.Copy !req
551. But I just think, maybe...Copy !req
552. you're using me to try
to replace someone else,Copy !req
553. maybe somebody you lost or something.Copy !req
554. I don't really know what's up with that.Copy !req
555. You keep talking about him,
I didn't wanna ask.Copy !req
556. What I do know is that
I can't be that other kid.Copy !req
557. No matter how hard I try.Copy !req
558. Don't say that.Copy !req
559. Don't say that, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
560. You can be a great Wonder Boy some day,
Wonder Boy.Copy !req
561. That's just it.Copy !req
562. I'm not Wonder Boy.Copy !req
563. I'm Hank Venture.Copy !req
564. And I wanna go home.Copy !req
565. Please don't leave me again,
Wonder Boy.Copy !req
566. Okay, you're really not gettingCopy !req
567. the whole Hank, Wonder Boy, not-me thing,Copy !req
568. so I'm just gonna let myself out.Copy !req
569. Don't do this, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
570. You broke my heart, Hank.Copy !req
571. You broke my heart.Copy !req
572. You know, I bet this guy
would pay 10 million for Hank.Copy !req
573. What do you say, double or nothing?Copy !req
574. Oh, hey, um... you think maybe you could,Copy !req
575. you know, put in a good
word with Batman for me?Copy !req
576. Get out of my Sanctum Solarium!Copy !req
577. Okay, buddy, that'll be— Oh!Copy !req