1. Time to pay the piper, Venture!Copy !req
2. For in minutes, my mechapillars'
silky issueCopy !req
3. will smother the only living
proofCopy !req
4. that you have actually had sex.Copy !req
5. That is, unless you give me...Copy !req
6. $10 million!Copy !req
7. What? Since when do you
arch for money?Copy !req
8. Yeah, what are you doing?Copy !req
9. Honey, how long have we been
trying to kill this schmuck—Copy !req
10. 10, 20 years?Copy !req
11. I don't know, since Marky Mark
had a funky bunch?Copy !req
12. And it never works!Copy !req
13. You wanna know how
to really hurt Venture?Copy !req
14. Not really, but as a wife,
I try to be supportive, so...Copy !req
15. You strike him
in the pocketbook!Copy !req
16. Yeah, speaking of,Copy !req
17. how much did those
mechapillars set us back?Copy !req
18. 'Couple mil.Copy !req
19. Anyway!Copy !req
20. It's $10 million, Venture.Copy !req
21. Tick tock, tick tock.Copy !req
22. Look, I don't have that kind of
cash just lying around.Copy !req
23. Daddy!Copy !req
24. All right!Copy !req
25. You can have anything
you want in my lab.Copy !req
26. Anything you see here,
take your pick.Copy !req
27. Anything but the positron
accelerator.Copy !req
28. I don't want any of your old
crap!Copy !req
29. This isn't Antiques
Road Show, dick!Copy !req
30. It's your money or their lives!Copy !req
31. Yeah, quit being such a skinflint,
and pay the piper man!Copy !req
32. Don't take sides
with your arch enemies!Copy !req
33. Shut up!
You're not the dad of me.Copy !req
34. Hank, don't you sass
your bodyguard!Copy !req
35. He's not my bodyguard!Copy !req
36. Will you accept half
for just Dean?Copy !req
37. You can keep Hank.Copy !req
38. Your father doesn't
mean that, Hank.Copy !req
39. Oh, don't I?Copy !req
40. Do you know what
Mr. Smart mouth called meCopy !req
41. when he stormed out
of the house this morning?Copy !req
42. A honky!Copy !req
43. Did you really?Copy !req
44. Yeah.Copy !req
45. I'm transmitting the instructions
for the dropoff now, Venture.Copy !req
46. I suggest you follow them,Copy !req
47. or your boys will follow
the rainbow bridge to Valhalla!Copy !req
48. That's not as dark as it sounds
in my head, is it?Copy !req
49. Up to your old tricks again,
eh, Monarch?Copy !req
50. Captain Sunshine?Copy !req
51. Aah!Copy !req
52. Got a thing for torturing young
boys, don't you?Copy !req
53. Well, you're not
fighting a boy now.Copy !req
54. Ow!Copy !req
55. You may be invulnerable,
Monarch.Copy !req
56. But no one is
invulnerable to justice!Copy !req
57. I'm going to make you pay for
what you did to Wonder Boy.Copy !req
58. Once and for all!Copy !req
59. Anything?Copy !req
60. No, stay out of sight.Copy !req
61. Did you call him?Copy !req
62. No answer.
Now get down.Copy !req
63. I'm thinking maybe we should
drill again or something.Copy !req
64. I'm starting
to cramp up down here.Copy !req
65. No! Just crawl back
in your little spider holeCopy !req
66. and wait for my signal.Copy !req
67. But it's hot as hell in there!Copy !req
68. My damn sack is turning
into a puddle of silly putty!Copy !req
69. I'm half afraid it's gonna have
Popeye cartoons all over itCopy !req
70. when I peel it off my thigh.Copy !req
71. Ow.Copy !req
72. Finally!Copy !req
73. I've been trying to reach you
people for hours.Copy !req
74. Your instructions said 2:00!Copy !req
75. I'm sorry.Copy !req
76. We had some engine trouble.Copy !req
77. Then my...
my period came!Copy !req
78. Henchman 21!Copy !req
79. Can you hang on a second?Copy !req
80. There is a taxi
idling in the drivewayCopy !req
81. awaiting his fare.Copy !req
82. Slay him.Copy !req
83. Is that Venture?
What did you tell him?Copy !req
84. What the hell time is it?Copy !req
85. I stalled.Copy !req
86. What did he do to you?Copy !req
87. The usual.
He threw me in jail.Copy !req
88. Literally.Copy !req
89. Threw me right into the yard
at the state prison.Copy !req
90. Then he shouts up
to the warden,Copy !req
91. "looks like this one won't be
causing any more trouble."Copy !req
92. Then he flys off
with a gay little salute.Copy !req
93. Apparently nobody ever told him
what due process was.Copy !req
94. What the hell did you do
to Wonder BoyCopy !req
95. to get him so worked up?Copy !req
96. Remember when we were broken up,
and I was drinking a lot?Copy !req
97. Well, I kind of slew him.Copy !req
98. Did he look old to you?Copy !req
99. - Who?
- Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
100. No, I thought he looked
great for his age.Copy !req
101. He looked old to me.Copy !req
102. I mean, he's still super-fit,
but when you get up real close,Copy !req
103. he's like totally
hitting that ageCopy !req
104. when men start to look
like somebody's aunt.Copy !req
105. Whatever, we've got a problem.Copy !req
106. Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, man, he got you bad.Copy !req
107. When did you get hit?Copy !req
108. That's what I'm trying to tell
you, he came back.Copy !req
109. Who?Copy !req
110. Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
111. He flew in like, 10 minutes
ago and rescued Hank.Copy !req
112. Hank?
What about Dean?Copy !req
113. Present!Copy !req
114. Okay, there you go.Copy !req
115. And let's just keep this between
you and me, okay?Copy !req
116. I got a rep to protect.Copy !req
117. What, no tip?Copy !req
118. Dude, I was ordered
to kill you.Copy !req
119. You're lucky to get that.Copy !req
120. It's a good thing I found you
when I did.Copy !req
121. Your mom must be
worried sick about you.Copy !req
122. I don't have a mom.Copy !req
123. Oh.Copy !req
124. Your dad, then.Copy !req
125. No.Copy !req
126. Look, it's Captain Sunshine!
He's back!Copy !req
127. Oh, thank goodness!Copy !req
128. He'll clean up the crime
in this city.Copy !req
129. Just, you know,
keep him away from my kid.Copy !req
130. That's all I'm
saying.Copy !req
131. Oh, you're so bad.Copy !req
132. You like me, don't you, Hank?Copy !req
133. It is Hank, isn't it?Copy !req
134. Yeah.Copy !req
135. Good.Copy !req
136. Good.Copy !req
137. Ahem, you know, Hank,Copy !req
138. I think you and I are
going to be super friends.Copy !req
139. Um...Copy !req
140. Well, I think
that's enough excitementCopy !req
141. for one day, youngster.Copy !req
142. What say we get you home.Copy !req
143. Now, now.
Let's not have any guff.Copy !req
144. I won't take "no"
for an answer.Copy !req
145. Welcome to your new home, lad!Copy !req
146. Wow!
Really?Copy !req
147. Honest Injun.Copy !req
148. God, you look just like him
when you smile.Copy !req
149. Who?Copy !req
150. Well, Venture.Copy !req
151. Did you bring it?Copy !req
152. Yep.
It's all right here!Copy !req
153. All $10 million of it.Copy !req
154. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
155. Huh?Copy !req
156. What is that —
toner I smell?Copy !req
157. Nooooww!Copy !req
158. Hit the deck, boys!Copy !req
159. Uncle Hatred's here to —Copy !req
160. Hey, where's Hank?
- Hey, yeah?Copy !req
161. What?
Didn't he bring him back?Copy !req
162. - Who?
- Captain Suns—Copy !req
163. Uh—we knew you'd pull something
like this, Venture!Copy !req
164. So we kept Hank as collateral!Copy !req
165. Ha!Copy !req
166. Unh-unh, foul!Copy !req
167. The Guild ransom bylaws
strictly stipulateCopy !req
168. you gotta return all abducteesCopy !req
169. if the ransom's been
paid in good faith.Copy !req
170. How the hell do an ambush
and a bag of dittosCopy !req
171. constitute good faith?Copy !req
172. What's the matter with him now?Copy !req
173. He's been scarfing pistachios
in a hot spider holeCopy !req
174. for two hours because
somebody was late.Copy !req
175. Oh, excuse us for ruining
your double cross!Copy !req
176. All right, do over.Copy !req
177. Everybody back in the cocoon.Copy !req
178. We'll try it
again tomorrow.Copy !req
179. Wait!Copy !req
180. The least you could do for
making us wait around all dayCopy !req
181. is let us keep Dean.Copy !req
182. No way!Copy !req
183. Uh, do you really want that kid
hanging around all night?Copy !req
184. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
185. All right, fine.Copy !req
186. You can keep Dean.Copy !req
187. Oh, wait a minute!Copy !req
188. How did I get
screwed on this deal?Copy !req
189. I want an I.O.U.!Copy !req
190. Fine.Copy !req
191. Too cheap to even spring for
the double-sided printing.Copy !req
192. Hey!Copy !req
193. Missed a couple of zeros there,
Oprah.Copy !req
194. Nice try.Copy !req
195. You'll be hearing from us
via facsimile transmission.Copy !req
196. And next time...Copy !req
197. come alone!Copy !req
198. I see we're running on daylight
savings time this evening, sir.Copy !req
199. Droll as always, Desmond.Copy !req
200. You have the Children's Charity
Banquet at 9:00,Copy !req
201. followed by your usual
obligations at 11:00.Copy !req
202. Not tonight, Des.
Cancel all my appointments.Copy !req
203. But sir, you never miss
the Children's —Copy !req
204. Charity begins at home, Desmond.Copy !req
205. I found a new pet
project.Copy !req
206. Wow!Copy !req
207. Oh, really, sir.
Not another.Copy !req
208. Oh, but this one's perfect,
Desmond.Copy !req
209. He's an orphan.Copy !req
210. I think he might even
be homeless.Copy !req
211. Welcome to my
Sanctum Solarium, lad.Copy !req
212. What do you think?Copy !req
213. Awesome!Copy !req
214. It's almost as cool
as the Batcave!Copy !req
215. Hey, I didn't know the Monarch
hated anyone besides my dad.Copy !req
216. Oh, you poor sweet lad.Copy !req
217. The Monarch took someone special
away from you too, didn't he?Copy !req
218. That's actually kinda why
I asked you here.Copy !req
219. Hank, how would you like to be
my new Wonder Boy?Copy !req
220. Whoa, you mean, like,
be your partner and stuff?Copy !req
221. And stuff!Copy !req
222. Cool!Copy !req
223. Would there be any kind of,
shall we say,Copy !req
224. compensation for the job?Copy !req
225. How does room and board,
free rides on the ferris wheelCopy !req
226. and 20 video game tokens a week
sound?Copy !req
227. Like a sweetheart deal!Copy !req
228. I get a whole costume, right?Copy !req
229. Oh, boy, do you ever.Copy !req
230. Hmm.Copy !req
231. Okay, you're on.Copy !req
232. Wonderful!Copy !req
233. Buddy hug!Copy !req
234. Desmond, wash him up and get him
ready for bed.Copy !req
235. Sure he'd love
to help you there, Rust,Copy !req
236. but the chairman's out of town
this whole week.Copy !req
237. Well didn't he leave
a forwarding number?Copy !req
238. Nah, he's, like way outta town.Copy !req
239. He's building his
Gargantua II up there in the,Copy !req
240. what do you call it,
the stratosphere.Copy !req
241. I guess that's a big no?Copy !req
242. Shut up.Copy !req
243. This wouldn't even be happening
if you had justCopy !req
244. done your job
in the first place.Copy !req
245. The way I see it, it's you who
should be paying the Monarch.Copy !req
246. Yeah, well I don't
see that at all.Copy !req
247. Weren't you some kind of big
shot criminal for 20 years?Copy !req
248. Didn't you put any money away?Copy !req
249. I'll be honest with you, Venture,
I drank most of it away.Copy !req
250. And what little I remember
not drinking away,Copy !req
251. Princess Tinyfeet got.Copy !req
252. Because I drank her away.Copy !req
253. Ah, there I go.Copy !req
254. Why did
you have to bring that up?Copy !req
255. Come on, let me hold it again.Copy !req
256. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
257. 10 million large.Copy !req
258. This is gonna finally put
Conjectural TechnologiesCopy !req
259. on the super science
map, huh?Copy !req
260. See? Business is
picking up already.Copy !req
261. Conjectural Technolgies,Copy !req
262. how can we make
your tomorrow better?Copy !req
263. There we are.
Nice and clean.Copy !req
264. The master insists
his boys be tidy.Copy !req
265. Everything okay in there?Copy !req
266. Just finishing up, sir.Copy !req
267. Okay, I'll just be in here.Copy !req
268. Master can be so restive
when he's excited.Copy !req
269. Now come along, sir.Copy !req
270. He's waiting for you
in your new quarters.Copy !req
271. You may wish to put this on
before you retire.Copy !req
272. Is this for my wonder-cycle
or something?Copy !req
273. Suggested application is to
the buttocks and inner thigh.Copy !req
274. I shall leave you to it,
Master Hank.Copy !req
275. Your hair looks
very handsome, Hank.Copy !req
276. I mean, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
277. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
278. Did, uh, did Desmond instruct
you about the, uh —Copy !req
279. Yeah, it feels kinda ooky.Copy !req
280. Trust me, you'll be glad
you had it in the morning.Copy !req
281. Well, I for one
can't wait to get started.Copy !req
282. Would you care
for some warm milk?Copy !req
283. It might relax you.Copy !req
284. No, thanks.
I'm — I'm okay.Copy !req
285. After all, tomorrow's gonna
be a big day!Copy !req
286. I want you
to get plenty of rest!Copy !req
287. Well, goodnight then,
Wonder Boy!Copy !req
288. Oh, good night,
Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
289. Just kidding.Copy !req
290. Slumber party!Copy !req
291. Aw, that was all our seed money.Copy !req
292. And you'll get it all back
if you stick to the planCopy !req
293. and don't screw up.Copy !req
294. Did you bring it?Copy !req
295. Got it right here.Copy !req
296. Wow, did you really make all
this selling seeds?Copy !req
297. I couldn't even sell
enough of the thingsCopy !req
298. to win the damned go-cart
when I was a little boy.Copy !req
299. No.
And I'm not a little boy.Copy !req
300. I'm 37.Copy !req
301. Hold on, now!
You're 37?Copy !req
302. You mean to tell me
it's perfectly legal for me —Copy !req
303. Oh!Copy !req
304. Captain, Asbeastos has broken
out of prison again!Copy !req
305. We could sure use
your super help.Copy !req
306. I wish I could, Barbie-Q,
but it's just not a good time.Copy !req
307. Would you like to talk about it?Copy !req
308. I too know
the terrible pain of love,Copy !req
309. the hollowness one feels
when one is justCopy !req
310. going through
the motions of lifeCopy !req
311. like a living ghost
or a robot.Copy !req
312. Well, thank you, Ghost Robot,
but I'm better now.Copy !req
313. Then quit yer belly-itchingCopy !req
314. and git your
sun-kissed butt back here,Copy !req
315. you worthless
weak wiggly worm!Copy !req
316. I think that's U.S.'s way of
saying he misses you, Cap.Copy !req
317. We all do.Copy !req
318. Yeah. Aw shucks.Copy !req
319. I appreciate that, gang.Copy !req
320. And I promise I'll be back
as soon as —Copy !req
321. Oh, sweet!Copy !req
322. You were totally right
about that lube.Copy !req
323. Slipped
on like a glove.Copy !req
324. Damn, Cap, another one?Copy !req
325. Oh, what is this?Copy !req
326. Told you to come alone!Copy !req
327. What?Copy !req
328. Oh.Copy !req
329. Stop it, it's Dean
for God's sake.Copy !req
330. All right.Copy !req
331. Send him out!Copy !req
332. Oh, what are you
trying to pull?Copy !req
333. Wild horses couldn't get Hank
to take off Brock's old jacket.Copy !req
334. This can't be Hank!Copy !req
335. All right, look,
I don't have Hank, okay.Copy !req
336. What?
Did you lose him?Copy !req
337. How do you lose a Hank?Copy !req
338. Same way you just lost
$10 million, genius.Copy !req
339. Henchmen, run!Copy !req
340. Now!Copy !req
341. Now!Copy !req
342. No. No!Copy !req
343. Nooo! Come on!Copy !req
344. I don't know what the hell
you're laughing about.Copy !req
345. I just made 10 million bucks
the Monarch way.Copy !req
346. Guild rules, duh!Copy !req
347. Now we're obligated
to get Hank back.Copy !req
348. Hello!Copy !req
349. How do you expect to find
Captain Sunshine?Copy !req
350. Aahh!Copy !req
351. Don't think too hard, Sweetie.Copy !req
352. You're lucky
you're married to a scientist.Copy !req
353. So when do I get to see
some action?Copy !req
354. Not until you're ready, lad.Copy !req
355. You have to learn
to patrol for crimeCopy !req
356. before you can fight it.Copy !req
357. So, how come you have a carCopy !req
358. when you can just,
like fly everywhere?Copy !req
359. Because it also turns
into a submarine.Copy !req
360. God, you sure ask a lot more
questions that he did.Copy !req
361. What is that?Copy !req
362. What?Copy !req
363. Your seatbelt, lad.Copy !req
364. Why isn't it buckled?Copy !req
365. Well, well, well.Copy !req
366. If it isn't Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
367. I thought you'd retired.Copy !req
368. No such luck, Scorpio.Copy !req
369. Ooh!
Who's the new Wonder Boy?Copy !req
370. Just you nevermind!Copy !req
371. Mmm.Copy !req
372. I'd sure love to tie him
to a giant typewriter.Copy !req
373. You know the rules, Scorpio.Copy !req
374. He's off limits
during training.Copy !req
375. Haven't broken
his cherry yet, eh?Copy !req
376. Well, I hope you do
a better job with this one.Copy !req
377. Oh, to think that a C-lister
like the Monarch —Copy !req
378. That's it!Copy !req
379. Stay here, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
380. You! You!
You shut up!Copy !req
381. Just shut up!
Just shut your damn mouth!Copy !req
382. Holy
totally-beating-that-guy's-head-in!Copy !req
383. Captain Sunshine,
you want any help?Copy !req
384. I said stay in the car!Copy !req
385. Wonder Boy, are you all right?Copy !req
386. Do you know what could have
happened to you?Copy !req
387. Do you?Copy !req
388. You see, when I analyze
your skin,Copy !req
389. it contains trace amounts
of Captain Sunshine'sCopy !req
390. unique type of solar
radiation.Copy !req
391. His powers have a signature,
like an artist.Copy !req
392. Or, like, everybody.Copy !req
393. Go on, Sweetie.Copy !req
394. Okay, by running the nav-computer
through the scintillator,Copy !req
395. I can trace the path
of that radiation.Copy !req
396. All the way to Captain
Sunshine's doorstep!Copy !req
397. Hot damn
we're good at this villain crap!Copy !req
398. Why do we even waste our time
chasing Dr. Venture around?Copy !req
399. I'm not gonna validate that
with an answer.Copy !req
400. Did you get all that?Copy !req
401. Yeah, why do I care?Copy !req
402. Because the fella they're
talking about has our boy Hank!Copy !req
403. If you can get to him first,Copy !req
404. the Monarch's gotta give
you your money back.Copy !req
405. That's just Guild law
right there.Copy !req
406. I'm sorry for my outburst
earlier, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
407. I just..
I couldn't live with myselfCopy !req
408. if anything bad ever happened
to you again.Copy !req
409. It's cool, Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
410. I mean,
I'd still like to goCopy !req
411. on more superhero patrols
with you...Copy !req
412. if you'd have me.Copy !req
413. - You would?
- Well, yeah!Copy !req
414. And, hey, I was thinking...Copy !req
415. maybe we should
try doing them at nightCopy !req
416. 'cause isn't there, like,
more criminals out then?Copy !req
417. Not for us, chum.Copy !req
418. Besides, at night, I see action
with a different team.Copy !req
419. This is the Channel 5
Action NewsCopy !req
420. with Chuck Scarsdale
and Barbara Qantas,Copy !req
421. Sam Turgen with sports,Copy !req
422. Weatherbot 5 with Exclusive
Action Weather 5 Cast,Copy !req
423. and Neville Brown
with sports.Copy !req
424. Good evening,
I'm Barbara Qantas.Copy !req
425. Chuck Scarsdale is out
tonight because —Copy !req
426. Oh, no, no!
I'm here, I'm here!Copy !req
427. I can do this.
I can do this.Copy !req
428. I'm here...Copy !req
429. to do the news tonight.Copy !req
430. Oh, hello.Copy !req
431. I'm millionaire playboy
Bruce White.Copy !req
432. This is
my ward, Billy.Copy !req
433. I was just passing through
the neighborhood —Copy !req
434. I find all of that quite
difficult to believe.Copy !req
435. Believe this, Ask Jeeves.Copy !req
436. Good work.Copy !req
437. All right, let's find
the $10 million boyCopy !req
438. and get the
hell out of here.Copy !req
439. That was the best you can do,
"this is my ward"?Copy !req
440. What?
You are kinda my ward.Copy !req
441. That makes me the subservient...Copy !req
442. Mother and puppies
are all doing just fine.Copy !req
443. Barbara?Copy !req
444. Here's a story that's out
of this world.Copy !req
445. Just minutes ago,
an area man captured...Copy !req
446. Oh, my God.Copy !req
447. this amateur video of what
appears to be a UFO.Copy !req
448. Several eyewitnesses
have reportedCopy !req
449. the strange glowing object
hoveringCopy !req
450. over their upscale South
Highland neighborhood.Copy !req
451. Oh, my God, not again.Copy !req
452. Could it be E.T.
or just an elaborate hoax?Copy !req
453. You decide.Copy !req
454. Chuck?Copy !req
455. Wonder Boy!Copy !req
456. What's he doing?Copy !req
457. Noooo!Copy !req
458. Go to tape! Go to tape!Copy !req
459. Of what?Copy !req
460. Anything!Copy !req
461. Introducing the new Copter 5!Copy !req
462. The newest edition to
the Action News news arsenalCopy !req
463. and the most advanced news
copter in the air!Copy !req
464. Copter 5 is so sophisticated,Copy !req
465. it requires five on board news
computers.Copy !req
466. With pinpoint mapping
intelligence,Copy !req
467. a high definition news camera
with 100 times magnification...Copy !req
468. Hey, Chuck Scarsdale
with a surprise visit.Copy !req
469. What brings you
up to Copter 5?Copy !req
470. No!Copy !req
471. Wonder Booooy!Copy !req
472. All right, fan out
and find HankCopy !req
473. before the police
get here.Copy !req
474. If you see Sunshine,
leave him to me.Copy !req
475. Halt in the name of justice!Copy !req
476. Hank?Copy !req
477. Aaah!Copy !req
478. That's Wonder Boy to you!Copy !req
479. Take that, bad guy.Copy !req
480. Oh, Hank!Copy !req
481. Come on, man.
Dude, quit it.Copy !req
482. What are you trying
to be?Copy !req
483. I'm your worst nightmare,
dirtbag.Copy !req
484. Jab!Copy !req
485. Body blow!
Body blow!Copy !req
486. Ow!Copy !req
487. I'm sorry I had
to pop you one,Copy !req
488. but you're being
a little dick.Copy !req
489. Chuck!
Flash bomb!Copy !req
490. All right, Hank.
Playtime's over.Copy !req
491. Let's get your gay
little ass hom— Aaaahh!Copy !req
492. Oh, that is it!Copy !req
493. Come here!Copy !req
494. It was Hank, I swear!Copy !req
495. He sounded like he was
coming from this room!Copy !req
496. Wonder Boy!Copy !req
497. I'm coming! I'm coming!Copy !req
498. Shit!
It's Chuck Scarsdale!Copy !req
499. Hide, or we're gonna be
on the news!Copy !req
500. Nooooo!Copy !req
501. Wonder Boooy!Copy !req
502. Come here!Copy !req
503. Aahh!Copy !req
504. Aaaaaahhh!Copy !req
505. Wonder Boy!
Are you all right?Copy !req
506. - Scorching wedgie!
- No!Copy !req
507. Nooo!Copy !req
508. Take! That! Costume! Off!Copy !req
509. What's the matter, Captain
Funtime?Copy !req
510. Isn't this what
you've always wanted?Copy !req
511. What are you talking about?Copy !req
512. Wouldn't it just fix everything
twisted up inside of youCopy !req
513. if you could only fuck
Wonder Boy and your worst enemyCopy !req
514. at the same time, huh?Copy !req
515. Well, come and get us.Copy !req
516. Where do you want it,
Captain?Copy !req
517. You get away!Copy !req
518. Where do you want my pussy?Copy !req
519. Here? Here?Copy !req
520. Stop!Copy !req
521. Stop it right now, or I'll —Copy !req
522. You'll what?Copy !req
523. I know your dirty little secret,
Sunshine.Copy !req
524. You can't do
a damn thing to meCopy !req
525. because your powers
don't work at night!Copy !req
526. You see, I did my homework,
Captain.Copy !req
527. And for extra credit,
I made this.Copy !req
528. Well, my wife helped.Copy !req
529. What is that?Copy !req
530. Just a little high-powered
radiation cannonCopy !req
531. that simulates
your sunshine beams.Copy !req
532. Hope you brought your sunblock,
Captain!Copy !req
533. SPF 5000 should do the trickCopy !req
534. because I'm about
to have a fun timeCopy !req
535. eating sunshine on a stick!Copy !req
536. Bombarded by the same
solar radiation which by dayCopy !req
537. grants him his amazing
abilities,Copy !req
538. Captain Sunshine's
light-sensitive supercellsCopy !req
539. become energized,Copy !req
540. and his incredible
sunshine powers return.Copy !req
541. I don't even know these people.Copy !req
542. Albino here.Copy !req
543. Wait, dude! Don't!Copy !req
544. Hank!Copy !req
545. Why are you dressed
like a pride parade?Copy !req
546. And who's
this clown?Copy !req
547. Gimme a minute here, Pop.Copy !req
548. Pop?
He's your —Copy !req
549. You told me
you were an orphan.Copy !req
550. I should be so lucky.Copy !req
551. Pop!Copy !req
552. Now, technically,
I never said that.Copy !req
553. Were you ever even
in the circus?Copy !req
554. Or did you lie about
that too?Copy !req
555. Look, I appreciate everything
you've given me,Copy !req
556. especially the chocodiles,Copy !req
557. 'cause my bodyguard never
lets me have those.Copy !req
558. But I just think, maybe...Copy !req
559. you're using me
to try to replace someone else,Copy !req
560. maybe somebody
you lost or something.Copy !req
561. I don't really know
what's up with that.Copy !req
562. You keep talking about him,
I didn't wanna ask.Copy !req
563. What I do know is that
I can't be that other kid.Copy !req
564. No matter how hard I try.Copy !req
565. Don't say that.Copy !req
566. Don't say that, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
567. You can be a great Wonder Boy
some day, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
568. That's just it.Copy !req
569. I'm not Wonder Boy.Copy !req
570. I'm Hank Venture.Copy !req
571. And I wanna go home.Copy !req
572. Please don't leave me again,
Wonder Boy.Copy !req
573. Okay, you're really not gettingCopy !req
574. the whole Hank, Wonder-Boy,
not-me thing,Copy !req
575. so I'm just gonna
let myself out.Copy !req
576. Don't do this, Wonder Boy.Copy !req
577. You broke my heart, Hank.Copy !req
578. You broke my heart.Copy !req
579. You know, I bet this guy would
pay 10 million for Hank.Copy !req
580. What do you say,
double or nothing?Copy !req
581. Oh, hey, um...
you think maybe you could,Copy !req
582. you know, put in a good word
with Batman for me?Copy !req
583. Get out of my Sanctum Solarium!Copy !req
584. Okay, buddy, that'll be —
Oh!Copy !req