1. All right, people. I don't have to tell
you how important this mission is.Copy !req
2. The targets should already
be familiar to you allCopy !req
3. as should
your assigned roles.Copy !req
4. My assistant is distributing
your final itinerariesCopy !req
5. and some of the details
have changed, so let's review.Copy !req
6. - Samson?
- TransportationCopy !req
7. - Have you acquired a vehicle yet?
- Affirmative.Copy !req
8. Sphinx commandeered a limo
on our last job in Paraguay.Copy !req
9. Perfect. And, uh, good to have
you back, Samson.Copy !req
10. - Hatred?
- Security! I'm to secure the...Copy !req
11. Sergeant, what the hell's going on
with your face?Copy !req
12. You like it? It's a big "v!"Copy !req
13. So, what are you...
"Sergeant Vatred" now?Copy !req
14. Nah, it stands for "Venture."
I had the others removed...Copy !req
15. all except the for "D"
'cause, let me tell youCopy !req
16. that is a tender vittles
down there.Copy !req
17. - White?
- Aural enhancement.Copy !req
18. - Where's your equipment?
- This is all I need.Copy !req
19. - Orpheus?
- Refreshments.Copy !req
20. Now, I've acquired the recipe for an
enchanting sort of spiced fruit punchCopy !req
21. - Non-alcoholic, I presume.
- Of course.Copy !req
22. And for hors d'oeuvres
we have vegan spring rolls.Copy !req
23. Vegan? Come on, Orpheus!
Get with the program!Copy !req
24. I want to see pigs
in blankets.Copy !req
25. I want to hear fajitas sizzling
comprende?Copy !req
26. And I got to have
my baked clams... got to.Copy !req
27. - Al?
- Decorating committee, big surprise.Copy !req
28. - Status?
- Single but looking.Copy !req
29. - Of the decorations.
- You got to give meCopy !req
30. a bigger budget here.Copy !req
31. submit a petty-cash request
to my assistant.Copy !req
32. Billy, make sure you get receipts.
Twilight?Copy !req
33. Custodian?
You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
34. All right, people.
We launch at 2100 hours.Copy !req
35. Synchronize watches.Copy !req
36. At my mark, it'll be 17:01.Copy !req
37. No, 17:02, 17:03, 17:04...
Wait, that's way too fast.Copy !req
38. I had it in stopwatch mode.
Okay, the time is now... Tetris?Copy !req
39. Never mind. Everyone just be dressed
and ready in like an hour, okay?Copy !req
40. Any questions? Yes, Dean?Copy !req
41. - What's our mission?
- Your mission?Copy !req
42. Your mission is to have the best...
home-school prom $500 can buy!Copy !req
43. "Gaw! It's like trying to drive a green
machine made out of cement."Copy !req
44. Why didn't we just
take one of the jets?Copy !req
45. 'Cause if we're about to get in
a pissing contest with the O.S.I.Copy !req
46. I want to be holding
the biggest pud we've got.Copy !req
47. So, you nervous
about going back?Copy !req
48. Why should I be?
It'll be like all reunionsCopy !req
49. except this homecoming queen got fat
on red tape and bureaucratic big macs.Copy !req
50. And she can have you
executed for treason.Copy !req
51. Not while we're hanging on
to the star quarterback.Copy !req
52. - Still, this is really kind of nice.
- What is?Copy !req
53. You know, just doing
a mission with you.Copy !req
54. You usually bring Brock
and Shoreleave.Copy !req
55. Well, they have
their own mission, so...Copy !req
56. And, yeah, I'll say it...
it hurts sometimes.Copy !req
57. - But this... this is nice.
- Eyes on the road, Mr. Sensitive.Copy !req
58. Zip up that damn jump suit!Copy !req
59. Coming up on O.S.I. base.Copy !req
60. All right. Close enough.
We still don't know if this is a trap.Copy !req
61. Oh, come on. Some of the younglings
have never even seen her.Copy !req
62. All right, fine! Come and sit
on daddy's lap, kiddies.Copy !req
63. "I give you the O.S.I.
Hover-quarters."Copy !req
64. - Never seen nothing that big.
- It's beautiful.Copy !req
65. - A city in the clouds.
- All right, you had your eyeful.Copy !req
66. Pop the cloak and circle
at a safe distanceCopy !req
67. - 'til I radio the all-clear.
- Circle?Copy !req
68. It's like I'm driving
a flying housing project.Copy !req
69. I could maybe octagon.Copy !req
70. "Set. Set. Check."Copy !req
71. Check one. Check.
Tisdale.Copy !req
72. Ashley Tisdale.
Check.Copy !req
73. Wait, you're playing the Fun Boy
Three version of "Our Lips are Sealed"?Copy !req
74. Ah, the Go-Go's are
a little stale.Copy !req
75. Oh, and Fun Boy Three
is springtime fresh?Copy !req
76. Plus, it's depressing.
It's a prom, not a funeral.Copy !req
77. All right. Just for that
I'm not gonna play "Push It."Copy !req
78. But our dance!
We've been rehearsing all week!Copy !req
79. An ice sculpture shaped
like our young graduates.Copy !req
80. - How marvelous.
- AI's idea.Copy !req
81. But guess who had to shell out two big
ones for 20 gallons of frozen waterCopy !req
82. Water! don't bother
spiking the punch.Copy !req
83. Been there, done that...
creme de menthe.Copy !req
84. - Really?
- Why? What are you holding?Copy !req
85. - A little sambuca.
- Oh, hell, put it in.Copy !req
86. The more, the merrier, I say.
Just don't let Hatred catch you.Copy !req
87. No, you're clear.
He's outside.Copy !req
88. He, uh, said we had
a security breach.Copy !req
89. That's it? You're just gonna
bury my skull hereCopy !req
90. and declare this meeting
of The Midnight Society closed?Copy !req
91. - It's not gonna work.
- It's symbolism, you pus-nut!Copy !req
92. I have to convince myself you're
dead because you are killing me!Copy !req
93. I can't even
masturbate anymore.Copy !req
94. Every time I bring out the lotion
it's "poof"Copy !req
95. "Err, hey, bud.
Gonna rub one out, were you?"Copy !req
96. Dude, if you solve my murder
I'll probably go away.Copy !req
97. I've been checking names
off your "Eye for an I" list, so...Copy !req
98. I've been checking off names!
That's probably me as youCopy !req
99. "because you're dead
and I am crazy."Copy !req
100. Damn it! Knock it off!
I'm bodyguarding here!Copy !req
101. And I'm securing the perimeter
of Sphinx headquarters.Copy !req
102. - You broke my new scope!
- Scope? You pansy!Copy !req
103. I got a bead on you
and chubs over there.Copy !req
104. - I can't believe you need a scope.
- I don't need one!Copy !req
105. All right, smart guy!
See those wings?Copy !req
106. Watch this.Copy !req
107. - Hey, I found something.
- The remote detonator!Copy !req
108. Just as Mr. Wendal foretold.Copy !req
109. So wise.Copy !req
110. Now you can get the prints off of it
and finally solve the mystery.Copy !req
111. It's not a remote.
It's a Matchbox dune buggy.Copy !req
112. better than the van one.Copy !req
113. What kind of douche makes up
family-van adventures?Copy !req
114. I had a green Mercury station wagon
with two schnauzers in the backseat...Copy !req
115. lamest matchbox car ever.
What was that?Copy !req
116. Nice shot, grandma.Copy !req
117. Why don't you just run down there
and toss the bullet at him?Copy !req
118. It was just a warning shot
over the bow!Copy !req
119. Yeah. Sure, it was.Copy !req
120. Maybe you could hit the gigantic orange
wings if he wasn't wearing them.Copy !req
121. Oh, crap. My ear's bleeding.
What the...Copy !req
122. - Seriously, what the...
- Double up...Copy !req
123. Lucky shot. Okay, keep an eye
on them boots of his.Copy !req
124. I don't know. Maybe the metal
corroded or som...Copy !req
125. Wait, what am I doing?
I'm already dead.Copy !req
126. And beautiful.
Here, hon.Copy !req
127. Get one with Dean pinning
the corsage on her, will you?Copy !req
128. I'm gonna have a word
with the father.Copy !req
129. Hey, how the heck are you?Copy !req
130. I'm the Outrider...
Triana's stepdad.Copy !req
131. You must be Dr. Venture.Copy !req
132. Nope, just the bodyg...
uh, the driver.Copy !req
133. run into a little, uh, trouble
on the way, did you?Copy !req
134. Classified. Look, you got nothing
to worry about, Cowboy Dracula.Copy !req
135. This heap's totally bulletproof.Copy !req
136. Your stepdaughter's
perfectly safe with usCopy !req
137. as long as she doesn't
open the sunroofCopy !req
138. while violating
certain international treaties.Copy !req
139. Hey, you!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
140. Hey, starry eyes.Copy !req
141. I just had to come see my girl off
in that lovely dress.Copy !req
142. - You look just like a princess.
- Oh, you're so sweet.Copy !req
143. Oh, I want you to meet Dean
my friend from back home.Copy !req
144. Dean, this is
my boyfriend, Raven.Copy !req
145. "Boyfriend."Copy !req
146. - Are you okay, bro?
- Are you?Copy !req
147. Oh...Copy !req
148. - Where'd you get the mouth?
- You like that?Copy !req
149. Yeah, thought I'd drop a little
"new Hank" on you. New Hank cusses.Copy !req
150. Oh, man,
this is just wrong, Rusty.Copy !req
151. - Did you have a date to your prom?
- I was a boy genius.Copy !req
152. I was the only 12-year-old
at my promCopy !req
153. - so my date was my mother.
- Mine was worse.Copy !req
154. My prom date was to have been
Ms. Linda Lovelace.Copy !req
155. - "Deep Throat" Linda Lovelace?
- The same.Copy !req
156. She, of course
by that time wasCopy !req
157. a vocal anti-pornography advocate...
thanks, Dad...Copy !req
158. and sent her friend Andrea Dworkin
as her proxy.Copy !req
159. Was she hot?Copy !req
160. Google "Andrea Dworkin"
on an empty stomach one day.Copy !req
161. Oh, hello? Yes, I'd like six
of your finest whores, please.Copy !req
162. Fine, escorts. Yes, I think I'll go
for full service.Copy !req
163. Sure, I'll hold. Anyway
because my dad brought like...Copy !req
164. 10 Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
as his dateCopy !req
165. he didn't care that my date
was a huge, angryCopy !req
166. "way smarter than
a 16-year-old me" womanCopy !req
167. who called me
"Little Half-man."Copy !req
168. Better than having your mom
as your date.Copy !req
169. It got worse. No... I ended the night
slow-dancing with H.E.L.P.Er.Copy !req
170. H.E.L.P.Er. Yes?Copy !req
171. Oh, lord, no. That's way too expensive.
Uh, what about half-service?Copy !req
172. What about just
a good-night kiss?Copy !req
173. On the lips?
Cheek? Just a hug?Copy !req
174. Okay, four of that
two at half-service.Copy !req
175. - Wait. What?
- Just ask them! I'll pay extra!Copy !req
176. Do you have costumes?Copy !req
177. - Hawkwoman.
- Girl!Copy !req
178. Hawkgirl?Copy !req
179. - What's going on here?
- Cleaning?Copy !req
180. What is this?Copy !req
181. - a Christmas list?
- "Ventures, Brock"?Copy !req
182. Even you idiots are on this list
and I'm not? Give me that pen!Copy !req
183. - Where's 21?
- He gave us $20 not to tell youCopy !req
184. - he went to the Venture compound.
- The Venture compound?Copy !req
185. - You want us to find him?
- Torture him?Copy !req
186. - Cut out his eyes?
- Then pee in the empty sockets?Copy !req
187. Aw, you want us to take
a whiz all over his brain?Copy !req
188. What is wrong with you two?Copy !req
189. No, I don't want you to piss
on him, you sickos!Copy !req
190. 21, unlike you weasels, is loyal.Copy !req
191. If he's at the Venture compoundCopy !req
192. I guarantee he's got
a good reason.Copy !req
193. Uppies. Let's go
you little prowler.Copy !req
194. - Come on. Wakey, wakey.
- What happened?Copy !req
195. Oh, you got smacked in the flak jacket.
Hurts like a bitch, don't it?Copy !req
196. Uh, let me guess...
Sphinx headquarters?Copy !req
197. Was it the giant Sphinx?Copy !req
198. No, place smells like
out-of-work O.S.I. "D"-bags.Copy !req
199. I love it when you get
all toughie-pants.Copy !req
200. Whoops! Oh, I think
I'm chubbing up.Copy !req
201. Wait, you guys are the ones
that kidnapped Monstroso?Copy !req
202. - Sphinx!
- the Guild indexCopy !req
203. is lit up over that guy. I can't believe
you're holding him here.Copy !req
204. Maybe we are
and maybe we're not.Copy !req
205. - Being clever?
- No, tough guyCopy !req
206. we're running
a Monstroso shell gameCopy !req
207. and I'm not sure where
the red queen is.Copy !req
208. Decoys? Man, we never do cool crap
like that with the Monarch crew.Copy !req
209. because you guys suck. Hey
guess what... brain-shampoo time.Copy !req
210. Gonna wash that man
right out of your hair.Copy !req
211. You will not remember a thing.Copy !req
212. "Intruder at the front gate."Copy !req
213. "The Sphinx has spoken."Copy !req
214. There's 15 of them. Or maybe
13 and a fatty boom-ba-latty.Copy !req
215. Sphinx team, assemble!Copy !req
216. Really? Okay, where is everybody?Copy !req
217. Agent Samson's driving a limoCopy !req
218. and everyone else is on Operation
Double Dumbo DropCopy !req
219. - with Colonel Gathers, sir!
- Great.Copy !req
220. Anywho, we have a level-two siege
at the front gates.Copy !req
221. You, rookie!
Stay here and watch the big man.Copy !req
222. Everyone else, grab a weapon
and a snack and follow me!Copy !req
223. - Coming?
- Really?Copy !req
224. Yeah, I'm short-staffed.
Well, if you want, I can kill youCopy !req
225. unless you have a poison tooth
or something fancier.Copy !req
226. I'm Monarch crew...
if we get capturedCopy !req
227. our orders are not to tattle
on the Monarch.Copy !req
228. - That is it.
- Then suit up, chubs.Copy !req
229. Okay. So, I had the table floating
like a foot above the ground, right?Copy !req
230. Then Raven goes
"Did you see the guy's face?"Copy !req
231. So I look over, and the other
neophyte is lifting the chair!Copy !req
232. Isn't that hilarious?Copy !req
233. - Raven. He checks up on me.
- A little clingy, isn't he?Copy !req
234. And look... he already tweeted
that picture of us.Copy !req
235. So, um, how come your girlfriend
couldn't come tonight?Copy !req
236. - What's her name?
- Tracy. She had to work late.Copy !req
237. I thought the mall closed
at 9:00.Copy !req
238. And she had to go
to her grandmama's house afterCopy !req
239. 'cause she's sick
with mange.Copy !req
240. It's real nice of you
to cover for her, though.Copy !req
241. Of course, Dean.
What are friends for?Copy !req
242. Oh, hell, no!
Not this crap again!Copy !req
243. Your carriage awaits, m'lady.
Ready to whisk you awayCopy !req
244. to an evening
of prom enchantment!Copy !req
245. I am not in the mood for this.Copy !req
246. I'm just your postal carrier
you got it?Copy !req
247. We both know the score, pretty mama.
Don't fight this crazy love.Copy !req
248. Boy, I'm 46, okay? I have two sons
that are older than you.Copy !req
249. Age ain't nothing
but a number, baby.Copy !req
250. And isn't it high time those boys
met mommy's new beau?Copy !req
251. Can't believe
you had them nozzle me.Copy !req
252. You're lucky we didn't
throw you in the brig.Copy !req
253. You got a lot of nerve
showing your mug back here.Copy !req
254. Yeah, yeah.
What the hell happened here?Copy !req
255. That's none of your concern
Mr. Gathers.Copy !req
256. That's Colonel Gathers
to you, suit.Copy !req
257. Oh, yeah? Well, in that case
I'm President CardholderCopy !req
258. and this is my associate,
Emperor Doe.Copy !req
259. - God-Emperor Doe.
- Listen, you might be king...Copy !req
260. of the make-believe brigadeCopy !req
261. but you don't got rank
in the O.S.I. anymore, savvy?Copy !req
262. Hey! I'm in here!Copy !req
263. "Come!"Copy !req
264. The prodigal son returns.
Take a load off, boy.Copy !req
265. With my back to the door
in the bending bamboo seat? Nice try.Copy !req
266. Caught me tryin' to get
all feng shui on you.Copy !req
267. Good eye, son.
Take five, boys.Copy !req
268. Now, let's get down
to brass ticky-tacks.Copy !req
269. You're only standing here
sucking my oxygenCopy !req
270. because your little Sphinx outfitCopy !req
271. took something rightfully
belongs to the O.S.I.Copy !req
272. What's that...
your top agentsCopy !req
273. a cool 40 mil of the agency's
slush fund?Copy !req
274. Now, don't get wise, boy!Copy !req
275. You know dang well
I'm talkin' about Monstroso!Copy !req
276. That plus-sized
Hans Brinker's got his thumbsCopy !req
277. all stuck up
in the Guild's Christmas pie.Copy !req
278. That makes whatever plums
he pulls out...Copy !req
279. - "ploink!"... O.S.I. bidness.
- Little Jack Horner.Copy !req
280. Hans Brinker's thumb was
uh, stuck in a dyke.Copy !req
281. Son, whatever depravity
you get up to on your own timeCopy !req
282. is between you
and your living god.Copy !req
283. What I want to know is
where this Monstroso's at.Copy !req
284. He's someplace safe 'til I give
my men word that I am satisfied.Copy !req
285. So, it's a negotiation, huh?Copy !req
286. All right!
I'll wrestle you for 'em!Copy !req
287. you can have him
you old son of a grizzly bear!Copy !req
288. We want a couple things
in return.Copy !req
289. Then you better wrestle!Copy !req
290. We want our names cleared
from the O.S.I. wanted list...Copy !req
291. full clemency. And we want
your sad-ass undercover agentsCopy !req
292. to stop trying
to infiltrate our group.Copy !req
293. Frankly, we're tired of killing them
and we can't afford the body bags!Copy !req
294. - Now yield!
- Piss off, crap-o!Copy !req
295. Say it
you unconscionable bastard!Copy !req
296. Uncle! Uncle!
Damn it! Uncle!Copy !req
297. - There's one more thing.
- Best of three.Copy !req
298. No, no.
This one's a freebie.Copy !req
299. Couple of days ago
we jacked Monstroso upCopy !req
300. with enough sodium pentothal to make an
elephant tell us where his graveyard isCopy !req
301. And once we peeled him
off the ductsCopy !req
302. and got him to stop singing
"Climb Every Mountain"Copy !req
303. he laid some
hot pillow talk on us...Copy !req
304. vis-a-vis Guild moles working
inside the O.S.I.Copy !req
305. Why, you... little... punk!Copy !req
306. O.S.I. is clean as a whistle!Copy !req
307. You're making me angry
now, boy!Copy !req
308. You wouldn't like me
when I'm...Copy !req
309. - General? General?
- Get the hell away from me, boy!Copy !req
310. Hey! Step away
from the general!Copy !req
311. Hey, now, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!Copy !req
312. I had nothing to do with this!Copy !req
313. Did you buzz them already?Copy !req
314. Prom gig, huh?
You guys play covers or originals?Copy !req
315. Love the hoods, guys...
very Slipknot.Copy !req
316. The associates...
Monstroso's men.Copy !req
317. - Who's the pudgy guy with them?
- Great. AI's in there.Copy !req
318. but how cute is that kilt?
He's like a little braveheart.Copy !req
319. I can take them
from the side.Copy !req
320. There's a part of the fence
that has less voltage.Copy !req
321. It's like a little tickle.
Plus, I have a canister of tear gasCopy !req
322. - hidden in that tree over there.
- you really have this crap down.Copy !req
323. I've been storming this place
since the '90s.Copy !req
324. All right, signal me
when we bounce.Copy !req
325. Watch out for the cutie in the kilt.
He's one of the good guys.Copy !req
326. - Dude, I'm not a good guy.
- yes, you are. Now scoot!Copy !req
327. Well, The Quymn Twins said
"stop calling us"Copy !req
328. so I guess I'm still
stuck going stag.Copy !req
329. Hey, uh, you still
talk to your friendCopy !req
330. with the pipe cleaners
in her hair?Copy !req
331. Oh, Kim? Oh, she started
hanging out with the preppies.Copy !req
332. Next thing you know, she's, like
in rehab in Florida somewhere.Copy !req
333. She's all, like
Christian-y now.Copy !req
334. - So, she's probably free tonight?
- Tracy's grandma lives in Florida.Copy !req
335. Come on! Ugh! Friggin'!Copy !req
336. Aw, come on
you friggin' piece of garbage!Copy !req
337. Nice! Which one of you
is the bride?Copy !req
338. It's not a wedding.
It's home-school prom today.Copy !req
339. That's like the only thing gayer
than a regular prom.Copy !req
340. Where you having it...
in those weird beds of yours?Copy !req
341. No, in the hangar.
You want to come?Copy !req
342. - Can, Shallow Gravy play?
- Please, no.Copy !req
343. - Oh, God no.
- Yeah! Great idea!Copy !req
344. Sweet. But we got to stop
so I can changeCopy !req
345. - and get the fog machine.
- Sweet! Now I got a date!Copy !req
346. That was excellent!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
347. I've never worked with guys
that can actually do stuff.Copy !req
348. That was so sweet!
So sweet!Copy !req
349. Thanks for the assist.
Loved the fireball.Copy !req
350. Concentrated energy.Copy !req
351. I can do that with my hands.
Got a prom date?Copy !req
352. You asking?Copy !req
353. Great. I'm gone, and you guys
get all the action.Copy !req
354. - Hey, Gary! You coming to my prom?
- Hey. You want me to?Copy !req
355. You're not gonna do
anything stupid, are you?Copy !req
356. He's cool. Hatred shot him
in the breadbasketCopy !req
357. and he still fought
like a chubby little tigerCopy !req
358. - for Team Sphinx.
- All right, but keep an eye on him.Copy !req
359. Dude! Where you going?Copy !req
360. What, you'd rather hang out
with those guys instead of me?Copy !req
361. - Flatleaver!
- 24?Copy !req
362. - I'd know that voice anywhere.
- 38? Is that you?Copy !req
363. Holy crap, man!
Long time, no... 21!Copy !req
364. This guy used to hench
for the Monarch!Copy !req
365. I can't believe it's really you.
I heard a rumor you died.Copy !req
366. 38, it's not a rumor.Copy !req
367. I, uh... I have some news.Copy !req
368. "This is too good!
21's diversion worked like a charm."Copy !req
369. "And his maps to the Venture
Compound have everything."Copy !req
370. According to this, this channel
leads right to the pool.Copy !req
371. Well, he's not answering
his comm-link.Copy !req
372. Because he's undercover!
Believe me, he's expecting us.Copy !req
373. Monarchmobile
submersible mode!Copy !req
374. - What are you doing?
- Engage the submarine function!Copy !req
375. - Do we have that?
- Yes!Copy !req
376. All right, maybe I just
thought we did.Copy !req
377. - Hit that button!
- Nice. You turned the wipers on.Copy !req
378. it! Hit the ejector!
Abandon ship!Copy !req
379. - Sweetie, we don't have an...
- What do we have?Copy !req
380. Cup holders?Copy !req
381. We left our prisoner
in the trunk.Copy !req
382. And the paperwork!
Go get them!Copy !req
383. Please? I don't want to get
my wings wet.Copy !req
384. "Hunter!"Copy !req
385. "Over here, boy!
Clock your six!"Copy !req
386. - General!
- Gitchi manitou!Copy !req
387. - Look at that shiner!
- I'm all kinds of sorry, boy.Copy !req
388. What are you clowns
doing to him?Copy !req
389. Now, now, they're just
being good soldiers.Copy !req
390. I gave them orders
to restrain meCopy !req
391. whenever I have one
of my faintin' spells.Copy !req
392. What is it, sir... your heart?Copy !req
393. This titanium ticker will still be
beatin' out Semper FidelisCopy !req
394. when there's nothing left of me
but worm turds.Copy !req
395. - What the hell happened to you, sir?
- cripes!Copy !req
396. Didn't want you to have
to see me this way.Copy !req
397. Guess the cat's out of
the pajamas now, huh?Copy !req
398. All right, I might as well
level with you.Copy !req
399. I'm a hulk.Copy !req
400. Ah, there are
my guests of honor!Copy !req
401. Well, that was prompt.Copy !req
402. And may I say
that the Mayflower MadamCopy !req
403. has not lost her touch?
Meow.Copy !req
404. Let's just say
"very well off."Copy !req
405. We millionaires don't use
the word "millionaire"Copy !req
406. but if you want
to say "millionaire"Copy !req
407. - I'm good with millionaire...
- Well, not quite a TV star.Copy !req
408. More of a cartoon notable.
I got our ass cancelled.Copy !req
409. Had a "Thundarr" lead-in
but we couldn't hold the numbers.Copy !req
410. Maybe if you had a... mock
on the show.Copy !req
411. - we were too smart for the room.
- And I'm just not over that yet.Copy !req
412. Plus, I think I'm in love
with my boss's wife.Copy !req
413. Also, I'm starting to think
I'm not really villainous.Copy !req
414. Smooth. Now that
she's completely depressedCopy !req
415. you should make her feel
your armpits for cancer bumps.Copy !req
416. Oh, my god! Go away!
No, no, no! Not you.Copy !req
417. I'm talking to my dead friend.
So I have that... also.Copy !req
418. Come on, all the people in the house!
When I say, "hey," you say, "ho"!Copy !req
419. Hey!Copy !req
420. - Hey!
- You suck!Copy !req
421. - I'm not getting paid for this you know
- I can't believe I'm here.Copy !req
422. I know. It's great!
The garage looks so prettyCopy !req
423. Hank, it is a tard parade.
Even your brother thinks it's lame.Copy !req
424. Eh, he's just moping 'cause his
girlfriend isn't really his girlfriend.Copy !req
425. No, I'm not! I mean...
yes, she isn't, but I...Copy !req
426. - What does she see in him?
- Who, her dad?Copy !req
427. No, that Raven kid.
Her... her boyfriend.Copy !req
428. Well, let's see now. He's super
handsome... I can say that...Copy !req
429. he's got cool hair, cool clothes
and, worst of all, he's a cyborg.Copy !req
430. No. I asked. She said
they're just crutches.Copy !req
431. Even worse! That means
he's a cripster, dude.Copy !req
432. He's rocking a hipster angle
and the sympathy angle all in one!Copy !req
433. There's no way you can
compete with that!Copy !req
434. Oh, come on! Do I really have
to get blood on my tux?Copy !req
435. Service abandonment.
Guild non-assail pact of 1958Copy !req
436. paragraph 20, line 17Copy !req
437. regarding employer's rights
to a deserter.Copy !req
438. Yeah, here's all the paperwork.
Now step aside.Copy !req
439. I don't care if you have
a note from Santa Claus!Copy !req
440. - You are not getting in!
- Bup, bup, bup!Copy !req
441. I have a little bargaining chip.Copy !req
442. Princess Tinyfeet!
You untie her this instant!Copy !req
443. We didn't tie her up.Copy !req
444. She's way, way into
the bondage thing.Copy !req
445. You want her back you better start
respecting her very strange needs.Copy !req
446. Oh, my little beige bunny
is that true?Copy !req
447. She insisted we drive her here
in the trunk. She is a freak!Copy !req
448. Now let us all in.
You have our henchman.Copy !req
449. All right. But you're gonna need
to change.Copy !req
450. You're, uh, what, size Doc?Copy !req
451. Hello.Copy !req
452. You like that, don't you?Copy !req
453. How about I take you to my boudoir
and give you a little Rusty Venture?Copy !req
454. Denied! What was that about?Copy !req
455. Right out of the gate
you ask for a Rusty Venture.Copy !req
456. That is bold, my friend! Kudos.Copy !req
457. What? I have chilled bubbly
in my room.Copy !req
458. Uh, Rust, you do realize
that a "Rusty Venture"Copy !req
459. is when you take your finger
and run it around a guy's...Copy !req
460. while you... the guy off
into his own...Copy !req
461. What? My name is a sex act?
When did that happen?Copy !req
462. Like, in the '80s
and Al is way off.Copy !req
463. A Rusty Venture is when you 69
and you fill each other's... with...Copy !req
464. and then you turn over and blow...
into each other's...Copy !req
465. Good Lord! How could that
be named after me?Copy !req
466. What does that have
to do with me?Copy !req
467. Oh, don't play coy. Your cartoon
was huge in the gay communityCopy !req
468. We used to throw Rusty Venture
parties in the Castro.Copy !req
469. We'd all wear
little striped topsCopy !req
470. - and tight little shorts.
- How did you not know this?Copy !req
471. Man, you're like
a little twinkie CherCopy !req
472. - a ginger freaking Liza Minnelli.
- No. I missed this.Copy !req
473. I don't 69 guys
and do that spitting thing.Copy !req
474. That's not a Rusty Venture.
That's a snake venom.Copy !req
475. You are misinformed
my darling.Copy !req
476. You want to settle this
maybe make a little wager?Copy !req
477. Fine, I'll bet you
a Rusty Venture I'm right.Copy !req
478. - Stop it!
- You are on!Copy !req
479. I am going to call an authority
on both subjects.Copy !req
480. Yello?Copy !req
481. Oh, sure. I am the one
who started that craze back in P-TownCopy !req
482. with Tennessee Williams.
It's brilliant!Copy !req
483. What you do is you take
a scuba snorkelCopy !req
484. and you put your...
in the wee bendy mouth part.Copy !req
485. Then you snake the other end
right up your back address, okay?Copy !req
486. Then you just grab the middle
of that snorkelCopy !req
487. and you're... in your own assCopy !req
488. and pulling off your crank
at the self-same timeCopy !req
489. until you spend in your own jacksie!
That's a Rusty Venture!Copy !req
490. Mischa! Mischa, no!
Bad girl!Copy !req
491. - Useless. That was Colonel Gentleman
- And?Copy !req
492. And the out-of-touch old windbag
just described a double frog man.Copy !req
493. Give me your phone.Copy !req
494. "You? I told you!"Copy !req
495. When your arch is terminated
by a third partyCopy !req
496. it's not our problem!
What? Of course I do.Copy !req
497. It's when you... a guyCopy !req
498. and then you open up your hand
inside his... and grab...Copy !req
499. No, no. He's laying down.Copy !req
500. Then whatever you come out with
you rub on his...Copy !req
501. Wrong! The Rusty Venture
is a straight move.Copy !req
502. Okay, it's when you take a girl out
for a huge dinnerCopy !req
503. but you don't let her
go to the can.Copy !req
504. Then you have anal sex with her
and she... all over your...Copy !req
505. so right when you're about
to get offCopy !req
506. you take it out and you blow...
on her back.Copy !req
507. - That's a Rusty Venture?
- That's The Rusty part.Copy !req
508. The Venture part is
when you eatCopy !req
509. that junk off her back
without using your hands.Copy !req
510. Are you getting this?Copy !req
511. Yeah, I heard it
and you're both wrong.Copy !req
512. To settle a bet.Copy !req
513. - Yes, with Shoreleave.
- I don't care anymore!Copy !req
514. And, frankly, I'm disgusted
that my good nameCopy !req
515. is being used for this...
this baloney!Copy !req
516. This is not over until one of us
gets a Rusty Venture.Copy !req
517. Agreed.Copy !req
518. I just don't understand
why you wouldn't tell me.Copy !req
519. If my squaw wants her man
to wear a ball gagCopy !req
520. and play it rough well, then, by golly
you are in for a whupping, missy!Copy !req
521. Prom! Unbelievable.
This is so good.Copy !req
522. I can't wait to see
what 21 has planned.Copy !req
523. Oh, it should be good.
You, uh, want to dance?Copy !req
524. - Ah, maybe for a slow one.
- Home-school promCopy !req
525. we are Shallow Gravy!Copy !req
526. And we are here
to melt your brainCopy !req
527. and expand your mind
with our heaviness.Copy !req
528. All right, don't forget to check out our
merch table. We have t-shirts and junk.Copy !req
529. Ch...
I need more of my monitors.Copy !req
530. Check! Ch...
Hank, stop... playing!Copy !req
531. Check, one. Check!Copy !req
532. Ch... It. I'm going anyway.
Two, three, four!Copy !req
533. - "Yellow"
- "jacket"Copy !req
534. - "Straight"
- "jacket"Copy !req
535. - "Smoking"
- "jacket"Copy !req
536. "A full metal jacket!"Copy !req
537. - "Black"
- "Jacket!"Copy !req
538. - "Leather"
- "jacke-e-t!"Copy !req
539. - "Varsity"
- "jacket"Copy !req
540. "It's Brock's jacket"Copy !req
541. And it all just comes
pouring outCopy !req
542. like somebody stepped
on a snack pack.Copy !req
543. So, after you find
the turkey basterCopy !req
544. you both eat your way out
of the tub.Copy !req
545. That's what I heard
at least.Copy !req
546. I don't know what goes on
at the Outrider's homeCopy !req
547. but I think I might need to give him
a stern what have you.Copy !req
548. All righty, there, major dad.
Take it down, okay?Copy !req
549. Now let's go get you
some more green punch.Copy !req
550. - What?
- So...Copy !req
551. that's what you and Raven do?
He, uh, gives you poop hand jobs?Copy !req
552. No. That's what the urban dictionary
defines a Rusty Venture as.Copy !req
553. Well, maybe I should have been
more sensitive to your needsCopy !req
554. and rubbed poo-poo
on my pee-peeCopy !req
555. so you'd be more
interested in me!Copy !req
556. Because you're just so mature now
aren't you?Copy !req
557. Dean, I was willing to go here
with you as friends,Copy !req
558. but you're not acting like a friend!
You're acting like an asshole!Copy !req
559. Oh, you don't like that? Well, maybe
if I go to the bathroom all over you!Copy !req
560. Okay, that's it. Good night.
Thanks for the awful timeCopy !req
561. and call me when you're not
a jealous little boy.Copy !req
562. well, maybe Raven can come
pick you up in his diapers!Copy !req
563. His poo diapers!Copy !req
564. Hey, hey!
Easy! Easy!Copy !req
565. Just hold it still.
You shake that, and it'll explodeCopy !req
566. then blindness, and possibly
a mutant penis-like growthCopy !req
567. - on the contaminated area.
- What?Copy !req
568. - Stop shaking!
- It's a mechanical hand.Copy !req
569. - How can it shake?
- Listen, do you knowCopy !req
570. what I had to go through to engineer
the fly that I get this crap from?Copy !req
571. - Oh, god, no!
- Don't touch it! It's fragile!Copy !req
572. And when it's mad, it spits acid
and it's already madCopy !req
573. because I pulled its wings off.Copy !req
574. Spanish fly is actually a blister
beetle, you know. It's not even a fly.Copy !req
575. Yeah, thanks, Wiki-Penis.
We all know what regular Spanish Fly isCopy !req
576. but this is my special
proprietary blend.Copy !req
577. It'll take that "No Way" Nancy
and turn her into a "Yes I" Candy.Copy !req
578. - So, it's like a roofie?
- Don't cheapen it.Copy !req
579. What this does is temporarily mutate
the genital moundCopy !req
580. changing it into a soft pink bag
of steaming desireCopy !req
581. not unlike, say, a bonobo chimp's
pillowy catcher's mitt.Copy !req
582. - Like a freaky rainbow ass?
- That's a baboon!Copy !req
583. This is... well, it's still freaky
but less colorful.Copy !req
584. This is starting to sound dangerous
and a little creepy.Copy !req
585. Billy, stop being a wuss.
This is superscienceCopy !req
586. and this superscientist has been
shut down all night by whores!Copy !req
587. Oh, no! It's... it's starting
to foam up now!Copy !req
588. No, that's a good sign.
Is the bottle hot?Copy !req
589. It's a mechanical hand!
I can't tell!Copy !req
590. Okay. Now shake it!Copy !req
591. No way, jose!
I'm not gonna shake it!Copy !req
592. You told me
not to shake it!Copy !req
593. Yeah, it started a couple months
back... kind of embarrassing.Copy !req
594. But I first discovered the problem
during a session of sexual congressCopy !req
595. There I am
ridin' high in the saddleCopy !req
596. when I look down
and I notice my, uh...Copy !req
597. my flag's stuck at half mast
if you know what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
598. So I drag my old glory
down to sick bayCopy !req
599. so them quacks can do
a little recon.Copy !req
600. They tell me I got
a big old stowawayCopy !req
601. hidin' down in my bilge.Copy !req
602. - Malignant?
- Downright malevolent!Copy !req
603. Doctors said my only hope was a
radical course of radiation therapy.Copy !req
604. So we belted the sumbitch
with gamma rays!Copy !req
605. General, it's time
for your specialCopy !req
606. - hulk-suppressant medicine, sir.
- Naptime!Copy !req
607. Don't go tellin' nobody
about this, son.Copy !req
608. Don't tell Washington.Copy !req
609. Don't tell Secret President.
Promise me.Copy !req
610. Of course, sir.
I promise.Copy !req
611. - Unbelievable.
- That's 'cause it's bull...Copy !req
612. - bunch of funny-book flapdoodle.
- Treister's had it.Copy !req
613. - The big "C's" eating him alive.
- Ain't no dignity going out like that.Copy !req
614. Old war-horse like him
wants to die with his boots on.Copy !req
615. So, in order to make him thinkCopy !req
616. he's been wrecking the town
with the power of a bull...Copy !req
617. We wreck his office with the power
of our fists and a couple of chairs.Copy !req
618. Geez. I had you two all wrong.Copy !req
619. - That is... weirdly noble of you.
- Too true.Copy !req
620. It's also the only way to get
the other agents to help.Copy !req
621. So when we tell Washington
the old man's so bat... crazyCopy !req
622. he thinks
he's a friggin' hulkCopy !req
623. they turn the O.S.I. over
to the next in line.Copy !req
624. - Namely us.
- Why, you double-crossing...Copy !req
625. You're the double agents
aren't you?Copy !req
626. Sons of bitches!
Sky Pilot, abort!Copy !req
627. Brando's got us on our bellies
and he's reaching for the butter!Copy !req
628. Sky Pilot!Copy !req
629. Dude, what the... are you doing?
You're sleeping with the enemy!Copy !req
630. - I thought this was about me.
- Stop already!Copy !req
631. Oh, my god, dude! It's over.Copy !req
632. I love you, but it's over.Copy !req
633. I love you, too!
Come get a hug!Copy !req
634. No, no. Not you.
I'm talking to my dead friend.Copy !req
635. Oh, a ghost! That's my game!
Where is he?Copy !req
636. - You don't see him?
- Is it Bruce Willis?Copy !req
637. It's 24 and his dead adviser
Mr. WendalCopy !req
638. who's that guy from the Arrested
Development video.Copy !req
639. Mr. Wendal?
You mean Baba Oje?Copy !req
640. Their adviser...
the old guru guyCopy !req
641. that sits in the chair
the whole video.Copy !req
642. That was Baba Oje! The titular
Mr. Wendal was a homeless man.Copy !req
643. He's lying!
This is Mr. Wendal!Copy !req
644. Jefferson! Jefferson!Copy !req
645. Orpheus!
She's from the south side!Copy !req
646. - We were almost neighbors!
- Super!Copy !req
647. Hey, is Baba Oje
still alive?Copy !req
648. - The Arrested Development guy?
- Yes!Copy !req
649. Yeah! You want to invite him?
He's a blast! We should invite him!Copy !req
650. - He'd love this.
- He's not Mr. Wendal?Copy !req
651. He's not even dead?
Dude, Mr. Wendal isn't... dead.Copy !req
652. They're... they're gone.Copy !req
653. Oh, yes. Oh, there's that hug.Copy !req
654. Gone. Gone but not forgotten.Copy !req
655. Perhaps they'll reunite again.Copy !req
656. They were so good.Copy !req
657. I miss that band, too.Copy !req
658. I'm gonna give you
a Rusty Venture.Copy !req
659. Don't believe the hype.
A Rusty Venture is the nameCopy !req
660. for when you jerk off so much
your dick gets all red and sore.Copy !req
661. - Really?
- Yeah, but...Copy !req
662. I'll, uh, let you give me
an Action Johnny, though.Copy !req
663. - What's that?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
664. Beat it, rookie.
I need the room.Copy !req
665. - Do you want to live?
- Yes.Copy !req
666. Then I suggest you return
to your little party.Copy !req
667. Great. So much for my backup.Copy !req
668. Hey, you're the one who told me
to keep circling.Copy !req
669. You know how much fuel
that thing burns?Copy !req
670. Whatever!
Where's the rest of the team?Copy !req
671. - They ejected just in time.
- Good!Copy !req
672. Let's just hope they can
make it back to baseCopy !req
673. - and rally Brock and Shoreleave.
- Great. Them again.Copy !req
674. Damn it, this is no time
for your... wait!Copy !req
675. - What about Monstroso?
- Safe and sound.Copy !req
676. - Crash didn't even wake him up.
- He was still on board?Copy !req
677. He was our only hope
you buffoon!Copy !req
678. "He is the only other
living soul"Copy !req
679. "who knew the identity
of those double agents!"Copy !req
680. Well, then, those guys probably
aren't gonna let him live much longer.Copy !req
681. Gee, you think?Copy !req
682. Colonel Gathers, your presence
is requested on the bridge.Copy !req
683. Not that bridge, sir.
Secret one.Copy !req
684. All right, Dean, first off, that girl
is way too hot for you.Copy !req
685. But if you want to get her back
you can't sit here.Copy !req
686. - You've got to go get her back.
- How?Copy !req
687. Hank, you over this lame excuse
for a prom yet?Copy !req
688. Come on, kids!
Conga line!Copy !req
689. All right. I'm over it.Copy !req
690. Let's get Dean
his fake girlfriend back.Copy !req
691. Come on, we got to do it.
Dermott, you want in?Copy !req
692. Go, Team Venture!Copy !req
693. Ah, loving the disguise, 21.
All right, let's do this thing.Copy !req
694. I'm ready to explode
all over this place.Copy !req
695. Dude, I'm not arching. I came here
to bury 24's skullCopy !req
696. so he'll stop watching me
masturbate.Copy !req
697. Please tell me you're messing with me.
Say, "Monarch, I'm kidding."Copy !req
698. "Let's burn this lame prom
to the ground."Copy !req
699. So not. And let me tell you
these people are helping.Copy !req
700. I'm not sure how to say this
but... I like them.Copy !req
701. Oh, my god, they drugged you!
Anti-truth serum!Copy !req
702. Stick your hand down your throat
and induce vomiting!Copy !req
703. I'm not drugged!
I'm quitting.Copy !req
704. don't drink the punch. There's either
peppermint schnapps or mouthwash in itCopy !req
705. - 21's bailing on us. Ask him.
- What?Copy !req
706. Oh, it's true! I'm sick of this!
I'm slightly drunkCopy !req
707. I'm talking to a ghost
of my... dead friendCopy !req
708. I'm probably in love with you
and so, yeah, whatever!Copy !req
709. - I'm over it!
- You're "over it"?Copy !req
710. - You're in love with me?
- Whoa! Wait, what?Copy !req
711. - We made out.
- Well, that's a stretch.Copy !req
712. We got drunk
and maybe we kissed, but...Copy !req
713. Sure, you did.
Where was I then, huh?Copy !req
714. Where were you? You were there!
We were on top of you!Copy !req
715. We made out on you!Copy !req
716. Fight! There's a fight!Copy !req
717. So we had a drunken threesome!
Join the... club!Copy !req
718. We're villains, you crybaby!
We swing!Copy !req
719. I've watched my wife... Manta Claus...
and then make him breakfast!Copy !req
720. - Is that true?
- Eggs and buttered toast.Copy !req
721. Wha... you g...
you guys are nuts!Copy !req
722. Yeah, great! you!Copy !req
723. this completely crappy...
excuse for a... prom!Copy !req
724. What are you guys looking at?
Did I spoil your little prom?Copy !req
725. Well, you have just felt the sting
of the mighty Monarch!Copy !req
726. Again, Dr. Venture
we have bested you!Copy !req
727. Good night
and unpleasant dreams!Copy !req
728. "Honey..."Copy !req
729. "is that you?"Copy !req
730. "Yes. Come on."Copy !req
731. "You're gonna blow
the dramatic exit."Copy !req
732. Shoreleave, code red!
We got a fox in the hen houseCopy !req
733. and the jumbo eggs are gone!
Shoreleave!Copy !req
734. - Aim for the tires!
- I'm on it!Copy !req
735. Nice shot, Queen Midas.
Now she's got money for tolls.Copy !req
736. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
737. This has been
a long time coming.Copy !req
738. Me and her got to get something
straight between us.Copy !req
739. You think he even knows how many
double entendres that was?Copy !req
740. "Halt! You are too close
to the Conjectu-Cycle."Copy !req
741. "This vehicle
is protected by..."Copy !req
742. First off, you gotta get yourself
into some Goth clothing.Copy !req
743. Yeah, she likes that...
that and cripplesCopy !req
744. - so we should break your legs, too.
- You're not gonna break my legs.Copy !req
745. Okay, then check this out.Copy !req
746. Hank and I are gonna write her name
on the lawn with logs.Copy !req
747. Then we're gonna friggin'
light it on fire!Copy !req
748. You're gonna be all
gothed-out standing thereCopy !req
749. and there's gonna be
this huge wall of flamesCopy !req
750. and you're gonna be
like the Crow.Copy !req
751. She's gonna see that...
and cream herself.Copy !req
752. What, leaving the prom
so soon?Copy !req
753. Don't you want to stay and see who
they crown king and queen?Copy !req
754. Come on in, boy.
Don't be shy, now.Copy !req
755. This is the real bridge, huh?
I always thought they kept...Copy !req
756. the spare cadet linens
down here.Copy !req
757. Nothing's ever what it seems...
first rule of espionage.Copy !req
758. Here, take the wheel a minute
will you?Copy !req
759. There you go.
Nice and easy.Copy !req
760. It's relaxing, ain't it? Doctors
say a man with my condition'sCopy !req
761. - got to keep himself relaxed.
- About your condition, GeneralCopy !req
762. Cardholder and Doe
have been lying to you.Copy !req
763. - You're... you're not a hulk.
- Soldier, I may be a crazy old S.O.B.Copy !req
764. but I ain't no short-busser. I know
there ain't no such things as hulksCopy !req
765. Oh. Well, that's not all, sir.
Cardholder and Doe...Copy !req
766. Are double agents angling
to take over the O.S.I.?Copy !req
767. Yep. Know that, too. Hell, son
I invented the secret-keepin' business.Copy !req
768. "And when them slippery son-o'-bitches
try to take out Monstroso"Copy !req
769. "they're in for a bellyful of surprise."Copy !req
770. "You might could say
I got a man on the inside."Copy !req
771. "Several."Copy !req
772. - Think you know 'em.
- Sky pilot?Copy !req
773. - So, he's working for you?
- Not no more. I am officially retired.Copy !req
774. I got the pee-pee cancerCopy !req
775. and there ain't a thing on earth
nobody can do to fix me.Copy !req
776. So I'm fixing to shuffle off
this mortal coil.Copy !req
777. Wait a minute!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
778. Do not let go of that wheel, boy!
There are 2,000 souls on board!Copy !req
779. What about the O.S.I.? You've worked
your whole life for this place, General.Copy !req
780. - Now you're just gonna abandon it?
- Nah. From where I sitCopy !req
781. looks like the old gal's
in pretty good hands.Copy !req
782. Took guts to bust out the nest
and go off on your own, son.Copy !req
783. Took balls to...
cut off your balls.Copy !req
784. Even without 'em, you got more true
grit man-moxie on tapCopy !req
785. than any of these "yes" men
and bureaucratsCopy !req
786. - been runnin' the place.
- No, no! General, I'm not!Copy !req
787. - You'll do fine.
- Do not kill yourselfCopy !req
788. - you crazy bastard!
- Ain't killin' myself, son.Copy !req
789. I said there ain't nothin' they could do
for me on this earth.Copy !req
790. But there is one thing
might could cure me...Copy !req
791. alien technology!Copy !req
792. "All right, all right
all right!"Copy !req
793. "And now the moment
we've all been waiting for..."Copy !req
794. the crowning of the prom king
and... king.Copy !req
795. - We so have this. How do I look?
- Hank and Dean Venture!Copy !req
796. - Oh, they deserve it.
- Hank and Dean Venture!Copy !req
797. Come on up, fellas.
Come and get those crowns.Copy !req
798. Okay, well, uh, it looks
like the crowns will have to goCopy !req
799. to the second runner-ups, then.
With four votesCopy !req
800. Sergeant Hatred
and Princess Tinyfeet.Copy !req
801. Oh, come on!Copy !req
802. "Don't bother saying
you're sorry"Copy !req
803. "why don't you come and..."Copy !req
804. Well, well, well.
Here we are again.Copy !req
805. How long are we gonna
keep doing this, Mol...Copy !req
806. till we're old and gray, huh?Copy !req
807. Every year, we pretend
to try to kill each other.Copy !req
808. You know neither of us
will actually do it.Copy !req
809. - Speak for yourself, Samson.
- Oh, looking for this?Copy !req
810. We seem to be at, uh...
how you say... stalemate.Copy !req
811. Not from where I sit.
Ah, give it up, Mol.Copy !req
812. You got nowhere to go but down
and you know why?Copy !req
813. Because you are
a bad person.Copy !req
814. You don't know the first thing
about duty or honor or friendship.Copy !req
815. You're just a cold-hearted
mercenary bitch!Copy !req
816. I'm tired of spending
my life chasing you.Copy !req
817. What if I told you it wasn't
for money this time?Copy !req
818. What if I told you I've...Copy !req
819. - changed?
- What?Copy !req
820. For reals, or is this another one
of your tricks?Copy !req
821. No, Samson.
It is the real thing.Copy !req
822. Nyet!Copy !req
823. Wha... oh, for God's...
come on! You said you changed!Copy !req
824. You misunderstand, Samson.Copy !req
825. I am, uh, how you say...Copy !req
826. - taken.
- What? By who?Copy !req
827. Him? Oh, you got to be
kidding me!Copy !req
828. It is like you say.
I am bad person. So is he.Copy !req
829. He is also rich, powerful
and quite well-endowed.Copy !req
830. Aaaah! All right! Enough!Copy !req
831. - Well, I won't let you go.
- It's not your choice, Brock.Copy !req
832. No, I don't mean
"let you go"Copy !req
833. in like a romantic
"if you love something"Copy !req
834. "set it free"
kind of Sting kind of way.Copy !req
835. I mean I'm not
letting you escape.Copy !req
836. And I mean you don't have
a choice.Copy !req
837. My Blackhearts have already infiltrated
your compound.Copy !req
838. "They are in position
as we speak."Copy !req
839. "If I fail to contact them
with the abort code by midnight"Copy !req
840. "all of your friends will die."Copy !req
841. Oh, bitch! What did those
people ever do to you, huh?Copy !req
842. - Call 'em off!
- Or what?Copy !req
843. You kill me, they all die.Copy !req
844. How about I make you
call on that codeCopy !req
845. while I drop your new boyfriend
off a cliff?Copy !req
846. I'd rather die.Copy !req
847. "Oh, and I'll come running"Copy !req
848. "just to do it again"Copy !req
849. "You are the last drink
I never should have drunk"Copy !req
850. "you are the body
hidden in the trunk"Copy !req
851. "you are the habit
I can't seem to kick"Copy !req
852. "you are the secrets
on the front page every week"Copy !req
853. "you are the car
I never should have bought"Copy !req
854. "you are the dream
I never should have caught"Copy !req
855. "you are the cut
that makes me hide my face"Copy !req
856. "you are the party
that makes me feel my age"Copy !req
857. "you're like a car crash I can see
but I just can't avoid"Copy !req
858. "like a plane I've been told
I never should board"Copy !req
859. "like a film that's so bad
but I've got to stay till the end"Copy !req
860. "let me tell you now it's lucky
for you that we're friends"Copy !req
861. What the hell is that?
I said Goth!Copy !req
862. What? This is a ghost costume.Copy !req
863. You said Goths are into spooky stuff
This is spooky.Copy !req
864. All right, it's gonna have to do.
Okay, I'm gonna light this upCopy !req
865. and you go claim your woman.
Here we go.Copy !req
866. Triana, I have come for you!Copy !req
867. Oh, crap! The fire's going out!
How much gas did you put on it?Copy !req
868. Dude, it's a mini bike. I ran out
of gas, like, after the first letter.Copy !req
869. - Oh. This isn't good.
- TrianaCopy !req
870. Dude, we got to bail.
Dude, book!Copy !req
871. Triana!Copy !req
872. Triana?Copy !req
873. Racist bastards!
Get off my lawn!Copy !req
874. Dean? Dean
what are you doing, lad?Copy !req
875. Evening, Mr. Outrider, sir.
I was, uh...Copy !req
876. - Is, um, Triana home?
- Well, no, son.Copy !req
877. She was very upset
after the promCopy !req
878. and I believe she went over
to Raven's house.Copy !req
879. Mommy, isn't that where
she said she was going?Copy !req
880. Dean I think I know
what this is all about.Copy !req
881. You know, a wise man who
was either Gur Jeff or Baba OjeCopy !req
882. once told me
"you can never step"Copy !req
883. - "into the same river twice."
- That makes no sense, sir.Copy !req
884. Triana really likes that boy
and they're very happy together.Copy !req
885. And if you truly love her
you should just move onCopy !req
886. and be happy that she's happy.Copy !req
887. Don't you think?Copy !req
888. You know what I think?Copy !req
889. you!Copy !req
890. Subtitled by: Image Production HouseCopy !req