1. It's touch football! Touch!Copy !req
2. - I didn't know.
- You did too!Copy !req
3. You have it in for me! Why didn't
you throw Dean the ball?Copy !req
4. Oh, why do you think?Copy !req
5. Guys!
What's with the tea party?Copy !req
6. I am so open!Copy !req
7. Oh, I-I didn't see you there.Copy !req
8. I didn't think to check
our own end zone!Copy !req
9. You're just mad
you didn't get to be skins.Copy !req
10. Well, we should have been skins!
We won the damn toss, but Dean was allCopy !req
11. "Nyah! I don't want to get
sunburned! Nyah!"Copy !req
12. Dean. Why didn't we get
Professor Snape or Hank?Copy !req
13. 'Cause I'm always on
Brock's team.Copy !req
14. Somebody's in my car.Copy !req
15. All right, that is
a legitimate superpower.Copy !req
16. Seen him do that
from another country away.Copy !req
17. - Big deal.
- Come on! Give me a chance!Copy !req
18. I'm wide open here!Copy !req
19. Oh, what the hell are
you doing?Copy !req
20. Well, obviously,
you're not seriousCopy !req
21. because you know that
I converted my engine to electric.Copy !req
22. It's not only green,
it's a 100% crybaby suicide proof.Copy !req
23. Now let's talk this out.Copy !req
24. Nobody's gonna road-flare
their brains out.Copy !req
25. Now what's going on, huh?Copy !req
26. What happened this time?Copy !req
27. Time's up. Let's go.Copy !req
28. Don't pressure him.
I've been in his shoes.Copy !req
29. I've seen my wife's legs
wrapped around some...Copy !req
30. jerk!Copy !req
31. And I thought,
"what's the ding-dong point?"Copy !req
32. Yeah, not sure that's helpful
there, big guy.Copy !req
33. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
34. - Put your shirt on.
- I really wanted to be skins.Copy !req
35. I know. I know.Copy !req
36. Look, can you just
talk about it?Copy !req
37. It can't be that bad.Copy !req
38. Will you just knock it off?Copy !req
39. Daddy, is it something Hank did?Copy !req
40. Dude, don't drag me
under this bus.Copy !req
41. When my pumpkin went away,Copy !req
42. I, too, suffered the
grim cloud of listlessness,Copy !req
43. but our duty is to...Copy !req
44. Mr. Venture is not suicidal.Copy !req
45. Oh, really?Copy !req
46. Then why is he trying to hang
himself from your tie?Copy !req
47. Because Mr. Venture...Copy !req
48. is possessed!Copy !req
49. Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
50. Good gracious.
What's all this nonsense?Copy !req
51. The man doesn't have a fever.Copy !req
52. They did it to Dorothy
in the "Wizard of Oz."Copy !req
53. I don't know.Copy !req
54. I also hooked up
this field monitorCopy !req
55. from my old O.S.I. days.Copy !req
56. Sure, it's a little dusty,
but it'll work...Copy !req
57. - probably.
- And the bucket?Copy !req
58. that's for the geyser
of pea-soup vomit.Copy !req
59. - And the camera?
- Also for the vomit.Copy !req
60. Do I even have to ask?Copy !req
61. They said there was
gonna be vomit.Copy !req
62. This isn't
a Gallagher Too performance.Copy !req
63. It's a sacred rite.Copy !req
64. I want you two gentlemen
to hold him down.Copy !req
65. The demon will fight as I cast
the spell of binding.Copy !req
66. Anything could happen.Copy !req
67. Anything but that.Copy !req
68. Ready, gentlemen?Copy !req
69. I hold thee.Copy !req
70. I constrain thee!Copy !req
71. With the name Sidragrosam,
I bind thee!Copy !req
72. That dick!Copy !req
73. Come on, Rusty!Copy !req
74. Pansy.Copy !req
75. Move!
Kill yourself already!Copy !req
76. Do something!Copy !req
77. Vitals down!
We're losing him!Copy !req
78. - What happened?
- No idea.Copy !req
79. - We gotta bring him out!
- We can't! He'll be a vegetable!Copy !req
80. Don't yell at me!Copy !req
81. I'm not yelling at you.
I'm telling at you!Copy !req
82. He has to return on his own.Copy !req
83. - Well, what do we do?
- Keep him alive!Copy !req
84. You are still yelling.Copy !req
85. Oh, I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
86. I'm gonna throw up
in Venture's brain.Copy !req
87. This is...
Oh, God!Copy !req
88. I'm gonna puke all over his
crappy childhood memories.Copy !req
89. So good.Copy !req
90. - He's flatlining!
- I'm gonna defibrillate!Copy !req
91. - Clear!
- Oh, my god!Copy !req
92. - I don't know what that means!
- Stay clear!Copy !req
93. Well, of course I wi...
wait, that's what it means?Copy !req
94. Yes!Copy !req
95. Vitals.Copy !req
96. He's back,
but he's weak.Copy !req
97. Help me hook up life support.Copy !req
98. That was so fucking scary.Copy !req
99. Can't believe I actually said "clear!"Copy !req
100. Yeah, that totally didn't help.Copy !req
101. I thought I was supposed to push,
like, the "clear" button or something.Copy !req
102. Hey, you think he's gonna bring back
a pissed-off Billy Mahoney with him?Copy !req
103. Right? Running around
the cocoon in that hoodie?Copy !req
104. - Totally.
- Hey, can I put them on his nipplesCopy !req
105. like he's a robot stripper?Copy !req
106. Okay, w-what do I do?Copy !req
107. Should I boil holy water or,
uh, rip up some sheets?Copy !req
108. Look, he's possessed,
Hank.Copy !req
109. He's not giving birth
to a monster baby.Copy !req
110. If you need a Bible,
I have one on tapeCopy !req
111. narrated by
Mr. Darth Vader.Copy !req
112. I have like 10 rosaries left overCopy !req
113. from my short-lived,
ill-conceived Madonna phase.Copy !req
114. As much as I
appreciate all your help,Copy !req
115. I am not a priest.Copy !req
116. I am a master necromancer!Copy !req
117. I will enter
Mr. Venture's mind,Copy !req
118. and there do battle
with the unwelcomed spirit.Copy !req
119. - Can I come?
- No.Copy !req
120. But you can help me.Copy !req
121. I can only gain entry to his soul
if I am perceived as friendly.Copy !req
122. Boys, you are the great love
of your father's life.Copy !req
123. Be my raiments!Copy !req
124. Take my hands!
Gird me!Copy !req
125. I am blessed
by what he loves most...Copy !req
126. the key to his soul's lock!Copy !req
127. Open his mind to me!Copy !req
128. Please?Copy !req
129. Yeah, I'm not sure
you have the right, uh... key?Copy !req
130. I am blessed by
what he loves most...Copy !req
131. the key to his soul's lock.Copy !req
132. Open his mind to me!Copy !req
133. - Nope. Maybe I should...
- Wait!Copy !req
134. Okay, try it with his old
headshot, all the awards,Copy !req
135. the signed picture of Loni Anderson,
all the money, the newspaper clippingsCopy !req
136. the shoe box of old love letters,Copy !req
137. but without the Rush cassette.Copy !req
138. Oh, here's your problem...
it's a "Best Of."Copy !req
139. And there's one more thing
we haven't tried,Copy !req
140. and it's nothing personal, but...Copy !req
141. I get it.Copy !req
142. Okay, one more time.Copy !req
143. I am blessed
by what he loves most...Copy !req
144. the key to his soul's lock.Copy !req
145. Open his mind to me!Copy !req
146. I'm sure it was
the Rush cassette, Dean.Copy !req
147. Back, demon, lest I unleash
my awesome powers!Copy !req
148. All right, that's uncalled for!Copy !req
149. Yeah, that's racial
profiling is what that is!Copy !req
150. Oh, dear.
I-I-I thought he was a...Copy !req
151. Demon?
'Cause of the way I dress?Copy !req
152. 'Cause you're a bigot, maybe?Copy !req
153. And a total hypocrite.
Look at him!Copy !req
154. Yeah, Dracula.
Where do you get off?Copy !req
155. Okay, I get it.
I apologize.Copy !req
156. So whom do I have the pleasure
to meet?Copy !req
157. - You are cupid, I assume.
- Cupid?Copy !req
158. W-Why would cupid be
in The Rusty?Copy !req
159. Come on. Will you stop basing
everything on looks?Copy !req
160. How do you not know me?Copy !req
161. I'm Eros. Hello?
And I'm pretty important.Copy !req
162. Eros... kind of popular.
I've got fans.Copy !req
163. You really should recognize us...
pistol-hot careers.Copy !req
164. Yes, of course! Eros and
Thanatos, sex and death.Copy !req
165. You two motivate
our every action.Copy !req
166. Well put, Count Freud.Copy !req
167. Now, what the hell
are you doing in here?Copy !req
168. Seriously, what is this,
open house,Copy !req
169. bring your daughter
to work day?Copy !req
170. We don't have time for another
intruder screwing things up.Copy !req
171. We have a complete cerebral shutdown
to deal with from the other guy.Copy !req
172. Yeah, we got maybe an hour or two
before The Rusty falls into a coma.Copy !req
173. And then the chill hand of death
takes The Rusty home.Copy !req
174. - Okay, there, Mr. Good news.
- Merciless is the end!Copy !req
175. Let's bring it down.
Just breathe.Copy !req
176. In with the good air,
out with the crazy air.Copy !req
177. - I want you to breathe.
- Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
178. I-I got in the zone again.Copy !req
179. I think I may be responsible
for the shutdown you speak of.Copy !req
180. - Nice.
- So how is he?Copy !req
181. Stable, I hope.Copy !req
182. Sweetie, can you hear me?Copy !req
183. I bet he needs something familiar.
Sing him your guy's song.Copy !req
184. We're not Bernie Taupin and
Elton John. We don't write songs.Copy !req
185. No, I mean like
your song...Copy !req
186. the song that's yours,
like a romantic...Copy !req
187. Oh, right.
No. We don't have one.Copy !req
188. What? Nothing?
"Lady in Red"?Copy !req
189. - No.
- W-Wait!Copy !req
190. He always sings that
Human League song to me.Copy !req
191. - What is it?
- Keep Feeling Fascination?Copy !req
192. - Oh, my God. No.
- Wait! I know which one!Copy !req
193. "So they were working
like a countess"Copy !req
194. "in a cocktail glass"Copy !req
195. "when I knew about you"Copy !req
196. "Don't you want me?
Do you not want me?"Copy !req
197. "Don't you want me, baby?"Copy !req
198. That is not even close.
What?Copy !req
199. "It's Kevin and Tim-Tom!"Copy !req
200. "Security inspection!"Copy !req
201. - Go away!
- "Can't, mum."Copy !req
202. "Mandatory...
Monarch's orders."Copy !req
203. Don't look at me!
It was his idea.Copy !req
204. The first of every month,
there's this mandatory inspection...Copy !req
205. no exceptions. And to look like
a big man, he even included himself.Copy !req
206. - "We're coming in!"
- Crap. They can't see this.Copy !req
207. The whole mind-assassin thing
is against Guild rules.Copy !req
208. It is? Oh, great!Copy !req
209. Super!
Brilliant idea.Copy !req
210. Take off your clothes!Copy !req
211. All right, Venture.Copy !req
212. You think you
bested me, huh?Copy !req
213. I'll give you nightmares
you'll never recover from.Copy !req
214. Oh, you like that? Every memory
of you being hated by everyoneCopy !req
215. just come flooding
into your dreams?Copy !req
216. Sweet!Copy !req
217. Oh, you are in for it, Venture. That
is like a huge Frankenstein switch.Copy !req
218. That has got to be bad.Copy !req
219. Suck on this!Copy !req
220. Well, if there is
something controlling The Rusty,Copy !req
221. you're gonna find it
in master control.Copy !req
222. That's the fourth level
of the psyche.Copy !req
223. Yeah, it's a straight path right
through the back of the brain.Copy !req
224. If nothing goes wrong,
we'll be there in a snap.Copy !req
225. That counts as
something wrong.Copy !req
226. No exceptions!
Monarch's orders!Copy !req
227. - "All right! Hold on! Geez!"
- That's it!Copy !req
228. I'm gonna bash the door down
with my secret mind powers.Copy !req
229. Back up, Tim-Tom!Copy !req
230. You don't have secret powers.Copy !req
231. That's because they're secret...
maybe even to me.Copy !req
232. But I have a key to the door.Copy !req
233. Oh, whatever.
It just... now we'll never knowCopy !req
234. if I have secret mind powers.Copy !req
235. All right, what's all
the hoop-dee-hoo in here?Copy !req
236. Now let's see what we...Copy !req
237. Okay. Well, I guess
this is inspected,Copy !req
238. - and we should just go.
- We'll just, uh, tick this off,Copy !req
239. and sorry to disturb you, Monarch.Copy !req
240. Close the door behind you.Copy !req
241. The doors of perception have
opened all at once!Copy !req
242. - We must close them!
- Hey, there's quadrillions of them!Copy !req
243. - Maybe millions!
- What are you...Copy !req
244. quadrillions is a larger number.Copy !req
245. Quadrillions is a fake number.Copy !req
246. - No, it's not! It's a thousand billion.
- Really?Copy !req
247. Are you just trying to make me
look like a doucheCopy !req
248. in front of the new guy?Copy !req
249. - Did you feel that?
- Thank you! Yes.Copy !req
250. And it hurts because I always
say nice things about him.Copy !req
251. - But he's always...
- No, that rumble!Copy !req
252. - What is that rumble?
- Leviathan.Copy !req
253. He is why men murder.
He is why men make war...Copy !req
254. the beast within us all.
We are doomed!Copy !req
255. - Cheery, isn't he?
- Crap! Get out of the way!Copy !req
256. I hate those things.
They're all over the place in here,Copy !req
257. and they chew on stuff,
and they get poop on everything.Copy !req
258. They are his dead sons...Copy !req
259. forever haunting
his subconscious mind.Copy !req
260. Leviathan draws near!Copy !req
261. Death is at hand!Copy !req
262. We cannot outrun the beast!Copy !req
263. He gets that way
around death.Copy !req
264. It's like he's in a Creed video.Copy !req
265. Why don't we just go in
one of these doors?Copy !req
266. Okay.
Yeah, that's cool.Copy !req
267. No change. He's steady.Copy !req
268. Or this takes batteries.
I don't know.Copy !req
269. Hey, no indoor football!
Outside!Copy !req
270. "'Kay! we were just,
you know..."Copy !req
271. "Sorry, Brock!"Copy !req
272. Yeah, that's kind of my job now.Copy !req
273. Hank, I'm gonna
do a white load,Copy !req
274. so make sure all your panties
are in the hamper!Copy !req
275. - Panties?
- Y-You know, their little...Copy !req
276. underpanties.Copy !req
277. That's what I... hey, uh,
what you eating there?Copy !req
278. Uh, Skittles.Copy !req
279. Can I have some?Copy !req
280. One?
A Skittle?Copy !req
281. I have to thank you for
putting up with all this.Copy !req
282. You know, the Monarch just
jumps into things.Copy !req
283. He doesn't mean to do it to us,
but he's...Copy !req
284. Our leader.Copy !req
285. - I am his henchman.
- Oh, come on, 21.Copy !req
286. You're not just one of the drones.
You're different.Copy !req
287. Am I? I had dreams once,
and I've given them to the Monarch.Copy !req
288. I even bought my own costume.Copy !req
289. I was saving up
for a monster truck,Copy !req
290. or maybe for Patrick Swayze's
leather jacket from "Road House."Copy !req
291. Or, I don't know, have
Rockapella perform for the guys.Copy !req
292. But I'm out of dreams.Copy !req
293. Look, I know that we all have
numbers in this game.Copy !req
294. We're supposed to just forget
that we make people die.Copy !req
295. But when it hits home,
I-it's hard.Copy !req
296. Gary, you've seen too much.Copy !req
297. I've seen my only real friend die.Copy !req
298. I've seen a giant penny roll over
a guy dressed like a rainbow.Copy !req
299. I've seen the Donkey Kong
kill screen.Copy !req
300. I've seen attack ships on fire
off the shoulder of Orion.Copy !req
301. Oh, G-a-r-y!Copy !req
302. You ain't got no alibi!Copy !req
303. You're Gary! What, what?
You're Gary!Copy !req
304. Okay, I have not seen
that ever.Copy !req
305. Oh, sweet!
My kind of scene!Copy !req
306. - What are you waiting for?
- Call me.Copy !req
307. Why be alone tonight?Copy !req
308. Just pick up the phone.Copy !req
309. I'm waiting for you.Copy !req
310. What's your sleep number?Copy !req
311. I'm just a phone call away.Copy !req
312. Welcome to the Rusty's
invisible harem.Copy !req
313. My name is Id,
and I am master here.Copy !req
314. If I knew you were hiding this,Copy !req
315. I would not have been hanging
out with him the whole time.Copy !req
316. These ladies are not for you.Copy !req
317. They are for The Rusty.Copy !req
318. The Rusty could have
any of these womenCopy !req
319. if he just put in the effort.Copy !req
320. - Lindsay Wagner? Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
321. The Rusty met Lindsay Wagner
at a party.Copy !req
322. She was totally
into The Rusty.Copy !req
323. Witty banter was shared.Copy !req
324. But The Rusty did not
seal the deal.Copy !req
325. This was because
The Rusty was tired.Copy !req
326. Only because of this...Copy !req
327. We only seek
passage to master control.Copy !req
328. My friends and I do not desire
The Rusty's women.Copy !req
329. You could not have
these women.Copy !req
330. You lack the flair
of The Rusty.Copy !req
331. You have not the skill and
rakish good looks of The Rusty.Copy !req
332. Yes, Master Id.Copy !req
333. I have seen The Rusty work his
exquisite juju with women.Copy !req
334. It is a thing of beauty.Copy !req
335. You speak the truth.Copy !req
336. I will show you to the next
level of The Rusty,Copy !req
337. but only if
you please me.Copy !req
338. We shall do your bidding.Copy !req
339. The flying baby
shall make loveCopy !req
340. to the black specter.Copy !req
341. Yes, yes!Copy !req
342. They shall make sweet, sensual
love for me.Copy !req
343. - Oh, no way!
- Out of the question.Copy !req
344. Oh, you ask too
much of us, Master Id.Copy !req
345. This is Thanatos and Eros.
They are love and death.Copy !req
346. To have them copulate is impossible.Copy !req
347. Huge understatement.Copy !req
348. Then they shall merely kiss.Copy !req
349. And they shall use their tongues.Copy !req
350. This, I command!Copy !req
351. - I'll do it if he does.
- Yeah, I bet you will.Copy !req
352. Oh, yeah.
Like I want to do it.Copy !req
353. And there shall be laughing
and mirth.Copy !req
354. And also ass grabbing.Copy !req
355. Dude, just do it!
He's upping the ante!Copy !req
356. Will you just kiss me already?Copy !req
357. Time is of the essence!Copy !req
358. I demand kissing!Copy !req
359. And also I demand at least
second base!Copy !req
360. Oh, come on. You think
the Monarch Mind InfractorCopy !req
361. is the only mess
he's gotten me into?Copy !req
362. "He calls it the Monarch
Mind Infractor?"Copy !req
363. Why not the Monarch
Mind Machine,Copy !req
364. or the Monarch
Mind Mutilator?Copy !req
365. Because that is way cooler.Copy !req
366. Oh, it has alliteration.Copy !req
367. I know.
But that's the Monarch.Copy !req
368. - Oh, thank you.
- We must drink.Copy !req
369. This is Tranya.Copy !req
370. I hope you relish it
as much as I.Copy !req
371. Oh, my God!Copy !req
372. You know
the corbomite maneuver!Copy !req
373. Sure. I used to love the old
Star Treks.Copy !req
374. It's kind of hard to forget
Ron Howard's brother.Copy !req
375. Right?
He was such a creepy kid.Copy !req
376. You act like I wanted
to make out with you.Copy !req
377. You did!
You were into it!Copy !req
378. You grabbed my nipple!Copy !req
379. That's what second base is!
I had to!Copy !req
380. Gentlemen, please.Copy !req
381. I presume you are
The Rusty's ego?Copy !req
382. You got it.
And the little guy's Eros,Copy !req
383. the jerk who made The Rusty
join Match.com.Copy !req
384. He's got to at least
try to get some loving.Copy !req
385. And the one with the umbrella
is Thanatos,Copy !req
386. the jerk who made
The Rusty quit Match.com.Copy !req
387. Hey, many of these women could
be murderous gold diggers,Copy !req
388. or, at the very least,
carriers of chlamydia.Copy !req
389. You want me to help
these two?Copy !req
390. They're my biggest problem.Copy !req
391. And those rotten things.Copy !req
392. Scat! Shoo!Copy !req
393. Whoever you are, get out.Copy !req
394. We want only
passage to master controlCopy !req
395. to save The Rusty.Copy !req
396. He has been taken over
by an intruder.Copy !req
397. If you help us,
we are at your bidding.Copy !req
398. Oh, you want to get
to the next level?Copy !req
399. Okay. Help me fix this.Copy !req
400. The guy was all but crawling
already, mind you,Copy !req
401. but the boy was still able
to squeeze off two good leg shots.Copy !req
402. - Hank did that?
- Yeah, for a... Hank,Copy !req
403. he's not a bad shot.
Thanks to me.Copy !req
404. You guys!
Dean's hurt or something!Copy !req
405. He's running around the yard
screaming! Come on!Copy !req
406. I'll deal with this.Copy !req
407. Hell no!
I'll deal with this.Copy !req
408. Why are you not insane yet?
What does it take?Copy !req
409. It is getting hot in here.Copy !req
410. And then he just ran awayCopy !req
411. and I'm standing there for like
three hours before I just left.Copy !req
412. Did you ever think, like,
maybe you could do better?Copy !req
413. I dunno. Can you do better
than a man you adoreCopy !req
414. and who really needs you?Copy !req
415. Well, maybe like a man
who needs youCopy !req
416. and would treat you like
the amazing woman you are...Copy !req
417. like a perfect beauty centerCopy !req
418. with a coating made
of perfect-smart candy.Copy !req
419. Someone like that.Copy !req
420. Oh, come on. That's silly.
Like who?Copy !req
421. maybe like... like me.Copy !req
422. I-I-It just keeps
falling apart.Copy !req
423. - Where's the Dracula guy?
- How do you know that guy?Copy !req
424. Just showed up.Copy !req
425. Hey, don't you have any glue
or something?Copy !req
426. - I'm back! And I've brought help.
- Who are they?Copy !req
427. They are here to
assist your labors.Copy !req
428. You must believe me.Copy !req
429. They can help mend
your little boy.Copy !req
430. Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
431. Then you may pass.Copy !req
432. Dude, how did you
get those from the Id?Copy !req
433. I beg you not to ask.Copy !req
434. Get them off!
Oh, please! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
435. - What's going on?
- Don't look at me.Copy !req
436. Hank and I are just
tossing the ball around,Copy !req
437. then this guy
starts running around like that.Copy !req
438. Take it easy, Dean.
What happened?Copy !req
439. I don't know!
Just make it stop! It's burning!Copy !req
440. Hello! Here's your problem.Copy !req
441. Genius here has a whole ant
colony on his ass.Copy !req
442. Oh, geez, Dean.
You sat in the black dirt, didn't you?Copy !req
443. And solved.
Okay, who's up for another game?Copy !req
444. - What was that?
- Oh, relax. It's just Sprite.Copy !req
445. Sprite? That's sugar!
They eat that.Copy !req
446. You just fed the ants.Copy !req
447. Am I going through menopause,
or is it getting really hot in here?Copy !req
448. The Rusty is dying.
We may be too late!Copy !req
449. The Rusty is dying?
And you came for my help?Copy !req
450. Well, aren't you
the super ego?Copy !req
451. Of course, good man.
It's just...Copy !req
452. it's just that I haven't been
called upon in quite some time.Copy !req
453. Then rally! You are what is strong
and true in The Rusty!Copy !req
454. Get us to master control
and help us banish the intruder!Copy !req
455. That's it? Easy!Copy !req
456. Master control.Copy !req
457. That easy.Copy !req
458. - All the doors are open!
- That's new.Copy !req
459. Well, every door but that one,
and it's the only door I can't open.Copy !req
460. - Looks like we're gonna die.
- Knew it.Copy !req
461. Is there any other way in?Copy !req
462. Theoretically, if you could get
through the tragic-memory ducts,Copy !req
463. - they lead everywhere.
- Capital!Copy !req
464. I have an idea.Copy !req
465. You will go to the origin
of these ducts,Copy !req
466. and you must bring Eros.Copy !req
467. Your strength and his love
will be the bait.Copy !req
468. Once you reach the duct,Copy !req
469. you two will combine your...Copy !req
470. - Daddy?
- Daddy?Copy !req
471. Daddy?Copy !req
472. What the?Copy !req
473. Ew! No!
Get the hell away from me!Copy !req
474. No! No! No-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
475. W-W-What's going on?Copy !req
476. - Nothing.
- Anymore.Copy !req
477. Oh, that is humiliating.Copy !req
478. Y-Y-You can't just hose him
like a convict.Copy !req
479. Will you stop it?
The kid's got ants on his ass!Copy !req
480. This is how you deal
with the problem!Copy !req
481. Those boys are not your
problem, Samson!Copy !req
482. - They're my problem!
- You're both wrong.Copy !req
483. Those boys are my problem.Copy !req
484. Brock, turn off the hose.Copy !req
485. Dean, get up
and get in the shower.Copy !req
486. Hank, stop giggling
at your brother.Copy !req
487. Hatred, what the hell is
connected to my chest?Copy !req
488. And Shoreleave...Copy !req
489. I don't know, go do...
something.Copy !req
490. I have a huge headache.Copy !req
491. Are you okay?Copy !req
492. Dr. O said you're probably
insane nowCopy !req
493. and that you'll never
be the same.Copy !req
494. Are you kidding?Copy !req
495. Okay, I'm just turning 16Copy !req
496. and having a birthday pool party.Copy !req
497. My father invites
every girl he knows,Copy !req
498. and I'm not talking about
girls my age.Copy !req
499. No, not Jonas.Copy !req
500. He invites Playboy Bunnies
and modelsCopy !req
501. and, I think, actual whores...
you know, real prostitutes.Copy !req
502. So there I am in my giant
bathing suitCopy !req
503. with nervous pubertyCopy !req
504. oozing out of my gigantic pores.Copy !req
505. Just... just awful.Copy !req
506. So, the band suddenly
stops playing and I hearCopy !req
507. "And now the man of the hour,
Rusty Venture!"Copy !req
508. All eyes on me, right?Copy !req
509. Then suddenly,
almost predictably,Copy !req
510. The Action Man shoots
my groin with a shrink rayCopy !req
511. right as that fucking jackass
Colonel GentlemanCopy !req
512. pulls my shorts down.Copy !req
513. Wow.
That's like a nightmare.Copy !req
514. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
515. What I went through today was
"like a nightmare."Copy !req
516. What happened when I was 16,
that is my life.Copy !req
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