1. [ crickets chirping ]Copy !req
2. Billy Quizboy,
you must come with me!Copy !req
3. What the -- White!Copy !req
4. White, I'm being
kidnapped by Zeus!Copy !req
5. That's what I've been
telling you.Copy !req
6. That's why you should
eat more fiber.Copy !req
7. Holy crap!
- Who are you?Copy !req
8. Oh, great and powerful Zeus,Copy !req
9. I am but a humble servant.Copy !req
10. Some fucking
scientist, White.Copy !req
11. Zeus is a myth, and this guy's
kidnapping me.Copy !req
12. Wait, you are in charge?Copy !req
13. Yeah, I'm the brains
here.Copy !req
14. What? Since when?Copy !req
15. I'm running this show,
and you know it.Copy !req
16. Are you high?Copy !req
17. Y-You do nothing --
nothing!Copy !req
18. I'm the idea man!Copy !req
19. Then, Billy Quizboy
and whoever you are,Copy !req
20. you must come
with me!Copy !req
21. [ bubbling ]Copy !req
22. Cross your fingers, Andy.Copy !req
23. Huh?Copy !req
24. Hoo-rah!Copy !req
25. [whimpering ]Copy !req
26. BROCK:
Let's go, Shoreleave.Copy !req
27. You coming?Copy !req
28. "Boys night out"?
Oh, I wish!Copy !req
29. You guys are going to that
strip club again.Copy !req
30. You make that wholesome place
sound dirty, you bastard.Copy !req
31. Are you coming or not?Copy !req
32. Hmm...oh, no.Copy !req
33. I'm feeling kind of...
kind of gay.Copy !req
34. Wait, no.
Hold -- no.Copy !req
35. No, it's definitely --
I am definitely still gay.Copy !req
36. Well, don't stay up all night
on that.Copy !req
37. Need you up early to make those
mods on the intake units.Copy !req
38. All right,
well, enjoy the shame.Copy !req
39. Bring some Purell!Copy !req
40. Shoreleave,
you must come with me!Copy !req
41. I've been expecting this
since I was 9!Copy !req
42. So, wave your wand, and let's
go to that ball!Copy !req
43. Wait, wait.Copy !req
44. Uh, do I need a pumpkin
and some mice,Copy !req
45. or should we take this?Copy !req
46. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
47. [gunfire]Copy !req
48. Doc, as your bodyguard,Copy !req
49. I-I really got to stress here
how dumb that idea is.Copy !req
50. Listen, Hatred,
I'm a marked man.Copy !req
51. Hank, cover your ears
and hum.Copy !req
52. Aw, come on! Not again.Copy !req
53. [ humming ]Copy !req
54. Testing, testing.Copy !req
55. Hank smells like he showers
in throw-up.Copy !req
56. Dean could kick Hank's ass.Copy !req
57. Hank has been professionally
diagnosed as a crybaby.Copy !req
58. And he wets his bed.Copy !req
59. [ continues humming ]Copy !req
60. Okay, you got to
trust me here.Copy !req
61. They are gonna get me.Copy !req
62. I'm not just
a super scientist.Copy !req
63. I'm Rusty Venture.Copy !req
64. You think they're gonna kidnap
all those schlubs and not me?Copy !req
65. I'm just saying that you
should let me hide youCopy !req
66. in a-a hamper or something.Copy !req
67. They'll find me.Copy !req
68. I'm the hot ticket.Copy !req
69. You can't collect scientistsCopy !req
70. and not have a Rusty Venture
on your mantel.Copy !req
71. Okay, you're the boss.Copy !req
72. But I'm -- I'm really serious
about Hank.Copy !req
73. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
74. He's been wetting the bed
recently.Copy !req
75. ♪...Jingleheimer Schmidt,
la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪Copy !req
76. HUNTER:
It's downright unreasonable!Copy !req
77. I could pole-dance better
than half of those women.Copy !req
78. Good lord, son,
there should beCopy !req
79. a mandatory retirement age
for strippers.Copy !req
80. Uh, did you see I got
cornered by Robin last night?Copy !req
81. I almost had to chew off my own
arm to get away.Copy !req
82. Ohh! That poor woman has
the saddest tits.Copy !req
83. Goddamn depressing!Copy !req
84. Right? Yeah, they're like
"The Notebook" sad.Copy !req
85. Her tits are like
"coming home from schoolCopy !req
86. and finding out that your old
man ran over your cat" sad.Copy !req
87. Mournful.Copy !req
88. She has mournful tits.Copy !req
89. They're like two suicide notes
stuffed in a glitter bra.Copy !req
90. Those things are like
a little kid with progeriaCopy !req
91. cracking all his ribs trying
to catch a nerf ball --Copy !req
92. just sad.Copy !req
93. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!Copy !req
94. It's like she put
a dollar's worth of changeCopy !req
95. into some old socksCopy !req
96. and then taped them
to her chest.Copy !req
97. I want to build
two little casketsCopy !req
98. and give her tits a tasteful,
dignified funeral.Copy !req
99. [alarm sounds ]Copy !req
100. Guild wasps!Copy !req
101. Locking on and in pursuit.Copy !req
102. Disengage, Samson, disengage!Copy !req
103. We just got spanked!Copy !req
104. What's going on?Copy !req
105. This is a code white
operation.Copy !req
106. We're all buddies
on this one.Copy !req
107. Sphinx fighter,
this is control.Copy !req
108. You are cleared for landing.
Over.Copy !req
109. Copy, control. Over.Copy !req
110. So, how's your golf game,
Samson?Copy !req
111. For the amusement of ZeusCopy !req
112. and our mutual pleasure,Copy !req
113. the battle
continues!Copy !req
114. Fighting his 12th battleCopy !req
115. and living under the villain
the Monarch,Copy !req
116. Henchman 21!Copy !req
117. Fighting for the first timeCopy !req
118. and living under the hero
U.S. Steel,Copy !req
119. Ghost Robot!Copy !req
120. Fight!Copy !req
121. [Whip! Whip! Whip! ]Copy !req
122. Listen to me.Copy !req
123. I am a ghost that lives
in the head of a robot.Copy !req
124. If you pierce my chest,
I will be unharmed.Copy !req
125. I will fake my death,Copy !req
126. and then together, we will fight
against Zeus.Copy !req
127. [electricity crackles ]Copy !req
128. On three, you take Zeus,Copy !req
129. and I will get
the other guy.Copy !req
130. One, two, thr--Copy !req
131. [electricity crackles ]Copy !req
132. BROCK:
You gonna explainCopy !req
133. or am I just supposed to pretend
that this golf courseCopy !req
134. isn't crawling
with O.S.I. Agents?Copy !req
135. Will you keep it down and let
a man concentrate?Copy !req
136. I got to get in the zone.Copy !req
137. Birdie!
Suck on that!Copy !req
138. [ rumbling ]
Oh! We got to get off the green.Copy !req
139. It's about to get weird.Copy !req
140. I've been playing that hole
for yearsCopy !req
141. and never got it to do
that.Copy !req
142. [gunshots ]Copy !req
143. Why, that is just plain
heartbreaking.Copy !req
144. I-I can hardly stand it.Copy !req
145. Why is he doing that?Copy !req
146. He's trying to avoid getting
you kids in danger.Copy !req
147. It's almost noble in a-a kind
of sad, narcissistic way.Copy !req
148. Then why do I feel
embarrassed?Copy !req
149. Can't we do anything?
I hate seeing this.Copy !req
150. Yeah, Dean.Copy !req
151. Let's just walk up and go,
"Hey, there, wash-up.Copy !req
152. Looks like nobody cares
about you."Copy !req
153. You know, there is
something we can do.Copy !req
154. Hank, I know where you're
going with this,Copy !req
155. and I love it!Copy !req
156. Get up, underling!Copy !req
157. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
158. Who came back?Copy !req
159. Who do you think?
21.Copy !req
160. I heard that he ate one of
Tricyclops' eyeballs yesterday.Copy !req
161. Fuck this --
seriously.Copy !req
162. I'm gonna be next.Copy !req
163. I fought an 8-year-old,
and the only reason I wonCopy !req
164. is because he tripped
into a spike.Copy !req
165. I had my eyes closed
the whole time.Copy !req
166. 'Til I heard an 8-year-old
dying on a spike.Copy !req
167. I'm not gonna fight him.
They can't make me fight him.Copy !req
168. White, you are such a sissy!Copy !req
169. I'm a sissy?Copy !req
170. You're calling me a sissy?Copy !req
171. Oh, yeah, I get it.Copy !req
172. I'm out and proud,
and I'm the sissy.Copy !req
173. I'm brave enough to be
who I amCopy !req
174. in the face of assholes
like you,Copy !req
175. and I'm the sissy.Copy !req
176. Maybe when you come out
of the closet,Copy !req
177. you can walk a mile
in my Jimmy Choos!Copy !req
178. Well, I-I am so not gay.Copy !req
179. With that pink shirt and that
"oh, so sad" dye job?Copy !req
180. - I'm an albino!
- Yeah.Copy !req
181. A-And this is my lucky shirt
that was red when bought it.Copy !req
182. I hope I fight you next,
you big sissy!Copy !req
183. Stop it!Copy !req
184. You're doing just
what they want.Copy !req
185. This Zeus nut is trying
to make us kill each other,Copy !req
186. and you guys
are helping him!Copy !req
187. Billy Quizboy and Peter White,
come with me!Copy !req
188. [ beeping ]Copy !req
189. So, I swiped some T.P.
I used to work here.Copy !req
190. Old habits die hard.
- Sorry, gentlemen.Copy !req
191. His chest plate constitutes
body armor.Copy !req
192. Michaelson, you degenerate!Copy !req
193. Don't act like I didn't save
your ass a thousand timesCopy !req
194. back when you used to be
the company crybaby.Copy !req
195. Did he tell you why we used to
call him "Ken Doll Michaelson"?Copy !req
196. You ever hear
of a "real doll"?Copy !req
197. They're like mannequins that you
can have sex with --Copy !req
198. seriously.Copy !req
199. You can even get one
with a, uh --Copy !req
200. Yes! Yes! O-okay.Copy !req
201. Change into these, and proceed
to the cavity search.Copy !req
202. Cavity search, my ass!Copy !req
203. I mean --
you know what I mean.Copy !req
204. I dig the little mask.Copy !req
205. So, you went evil?Copy !req
206. Never smelled that happening.Copy !req
207. Evil?
Wouldn't stretch it that far.Copy !req
208. That's it --
last "stretch" pun.Copy !req
209. Seriously, it's getting
embarrassing.Copy !req
210. Get into the swing, man!Copy !req
211. The puns go with the image.Copy !req
212. Why must you constantly poo
on my party?Copy !req
213. All right, you all have
certain capabilitiesCopy !req
214. that make you
human weapons.Copy !req
215. So, if you want to represent
your union,Copy !req
216. you have to consent
to an abilities inhibitor.Copy !req
217. Oh, come on!
"Human weapon"?Copy !req
218. Storm Front, why don't you
explain thatCopy !req
219. to the Candyman's
widow.Copy !req
220. He was made of sugar.Copy !req
221. I don't think anyone hereCopy !req
222. is afraid of getting
a little moist.Copy !req
223. Looks like iron anvil minds.Copy !req
224. Now, before we administer
the untested,Copy !req
225. experimental inhibitor,
we have to --Copy !req
226. Ho, there. "Experimental"?Copy !req
227. Suck it up, Mr. Good Guy.Copy !req
228. That's how we roll
in organized villainy.Copy !req
229. Get used to it.
- [ clears throat ]Copy !req
230. Side effects may include
nausea, headaches, insomnia,Copy !req
231. constipation, oily discharge,
severe déjà vu,Copy !req
232. stiffness in jointsCopy !req
233. blurred vision or
temporary blindness,Copy !req
234. loss of life, diarrhea,
thrombosis,Copy !req
235. and rectal bleeding.Copy !req
236. How can you have diarrhea
and constipation?Copy !req
237. Was "loss of life"
in that list?Copy !req
238. Just a side effect.Copy !req
239. Now, who's getting the shot?Copy !req
240. Okay, but you may have to give
me the shot on my derriere.Copy !req
241. Needles can't penetrate
my electroimpalpable limbs.Copy !req
242. Needles? Yeah, good one.Copy !req
243. Try huge spikes.Copy !req
244. They're wonderful
and frightening,Copy !req
245. and they go into
the sides of your neck,Copy !req
246. and they
replace all your blood.Copy !req
247. You get your blood back
at the end of the summit,Copy !req
248. unless the "loss of life" thing
happens.Copy !req
249. Then we'll send
your next of kinCopy !req
250. a big jug of blood
and a very nice card.Copy !req
251. [electricity crackles ]Copy !req
252. Aah! Aah!
Okay, I'm up.Copy !req
253. [electronic voice]
Good morning, Dr. Venture --Copy !req
254. or should I say,
"Rusty Venture"?Copy !req
255. Who are you?
What do you want?Copy !req
256. We want the great Rusty Venture
for our evil plan,Copy !req
257. because, uh...uh --
because of, uh --Copy !req
258. [electronic voice]
How awesome he is.Copy !req
259. I am robot commander.Copy !req
260. I am -- I am -- I am --Copy !req
261. robo-bots -- robots --
robots, assemble!Copy !req
262. Don't assemble
your robots!Copy !req
263. I'll talk!Copy !req
264. Just tell me what you want.Copy !req
265. I love you.Copy !req
266. Can we play a game?Copy !req
267. All right,
I'll say it.Copy !req
268. [sighs ]Copy !req
269. I hate all you guys.Copy !req
270. I'm 4 feet away
from the douchebagCopy !req
271. that turned us
into a 2-headed monster,Copy !req
272. and I can't do dick
about it.Copy !req
273. What are you even doing here?Copy !req
274. We are representing
The Revenge Society.Copy !req
275. You have like five villains
in your joke of a society.Copy !req
276. You have no business here --
no business!Copy !req
277. Hold your horsemen.Copy !req
278. We've also lost members
to this Zeus menace!Copy !req
279. We...lost our I.T. Guy.Copy !req
280. And let me tell you,Copy !req
281. we just had our internet
go down yesterday,Copy !req
282. and we are hobbled --
hobbled, I say!Copy !req
283. What the fuck are you
looking at?Copy !req
284. I'm Tiger Shark?Copy !req
285. I represent the Peril
Partnership?Copy !req
286. So what?Copy !req
287. The Peril Partnership's in,
like, Canada.Copy !req
288. How would I even know you?
- Toronto?Copy !req
289. You broke my kneesCopy !req
290. after I found you
in bed with my wife.Copy !req
291. [laughs ]Copy !req
292. Yeah, you had a little
striped suit on.Copy !req
293. Hey, I'm sorry, bro.
She told me that you were --Copy !req
294. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
295. Whoa!
[squeak! ]Copy !req
296. [guns cocking ]Copy !req
297. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
self defense!Copy !req
298. Lower them pop guns!Copy !req
299. Gentleman,
I'm General Timothy Treister.Copy !req
300. All of you have been
assigned code names,Copy !req
301. while I have not,
because I am special.Copy !req
302. All of you are in peculiar
underpants,Copy !req
303. while I am not,
because I am special.Copy !req
304. Questions?Copy !req
305. Put your hand down.
I'm not done.Copy !req
306. We got an unidentified
Greek GodCopy !req
307. that has devastated our
collective organizations.Copy !req
308. This summit has been assembled
to clean this mess up!Copy !req
309. I know all of you
little girlsCopy !req
310. don't want to play
in the same sandbox,Copy !req
311. and I don't care!Copy !req
312. This is my sandbox.Copy !req
313. Now let's dig in!Copy !req
314. [groaning ]
Oh. Oh dear. Oh.Copy !req
315. He's...gone mad.Copy !req
316. Who? Who's mad?Copy !req
317. Zero. Zero.Copy !req
318. What is this guy saying?Copy !req
319. [groaning ]Copy !req
320. Oh, right, thank you.
Very helpful.Copy !req
321. We were -- we were
trying to help,Copy !req
322. trying to reward
the thankless ones.Copy !req
323. But he's mad.Copy !req
324. Zero -- he --
he must be stopped.Copy !req
325. Hey! Psst! Ghost dog!Copy !req
326. I have a guy dying
in my arms over here.Copy !req
327. What's your damage?Copy !req
328. I was discussing our
little problem with a friend.Copy !req
329. And I have a solution.Copy !req
330. Do you want in, or do you want
to die in the arena?Copy !req
331. I'm Shoreleave.Copy !req
332. Call me
Henchman Number 1.Copy !req
333. Oh, just us.Copy !req
334. Forget robot commander
and the monster.Copy !req
335. You and I can settle
this thing right now.Copy !req
336. You're my best friend.Copy !req
337. That's why I feel
I can trust you.Copy !req
338. You're different.Copy !req
339. Now, uh, I have a considerable
amount of money.Copy !req
340. I love sliding down rainbows.Copy !req
341. Easy.Copy !req
342. Meth, crack, PCP?Copy !req
343. I can get you anything.Copy !req
344. It'll be our little secret.Copy !req
345. Let's cuddle.Copy !req
346. You untie me,
and I'll do things to youCopy !req
347. your girlfriend
would never do.Copy !req
348. I'll finger you
while I suck the --Copy !req
349. Wait! Shh!
I hear them!Copy !req
350. You can't beat
his balls with that.Copy !req
351. It's just --
oh, come on!Copy !req
352. He just left you here?Copy !req
353. - Dean.
- Dean!Copy !req
354. I swear
I'm gonna kill that kid.Copy !req
355. You have Dean?
You have my son?Copy !req
356. Um...yeah.Copy !req
357. Don't you touch him!
Take me instead!Copy !req
358. Hey, that's --
that's pretty impressive.Copy !req
359. We also have Hank!Copy !req
360. Okay.
Then just kill him, I guess.Copy !req
361. Really?Copy !req
362. I mean, if you got
to kill one of us.Copy !req
363. Monster smash
puny human!Copy !req
364. For the amusement of Zeus
and our mutual pleasure,Copy !req
365. the battle continues!Copy !req
366. Fighting his second battleCopy !req
367. and living under the villain
Pete White...Copy !req
368. WHITE:
Villain? I'm not a villain!Copy !req
369. I don't live
under him.Copy !req
370. Fighting for the first timeCopy !req
371. and living under the hero
Billy Quizboy,Copy !req
372. Pete White.Copy !req
373. What the -- Billy is not the
boss of me.Copy !req
374. I am so your boss!Copy !req
375. Fight.Copy !req
376. - What is with you, huh?
- With me?Copy !req
377. I do everything
for you, fella!Copy !req
378. You boss me around
like you gave birth to me!Copy !req
379. Stop! Stop this fighting
and fight one another!Copy !req
380. We want to see you fight!Copy !req
381. Stop fighting and fight!Copy !req
382. [ indistinct arguing ]Copy !req
383. One -- in all reported cases,
the abductor was Zeus,Copy !req
384. the Greek God of thunder
and rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
385. Yes, agents Kenan and Kel?Copy !req
386. We just want it on recordCopy !req
387. that we don't like
our code names.Copy !req
388. Noted.Copy !req
389. Two -- in all cases, Zeus was
floating before the abducted.Copy !req
390. Explanations?Copy !req
391. Agent Kelly Clarkson.Copy !req
392. Son of a bitch was wearing
a jet pack.Copy !req
393. If you read the brief,Copy !req
394. you would know that no latent
fumes were detected.Copy !req
395. Thank you for wasting the ink
on my printer.Copy !req
396. Yes, Agent Matthew Perry.Copy !req
397. Mirrors, holograms.Copy !req
398. According to the brief,
there's no accountCopy !req
399. of anyone actually
touching Zeus.Copy !req
400. He could have been
a projection.Copy !req
401. Oh, you beautiful,
deflated man!Copy !req
402. Don't make me feel guilty
for all the mean thingsCopy !req
403. I said about you
in my blog!Copy !req
404. I read the supplied material.Copy !req
405. Well, while your head
is up there,Copy !req
406. can you take a look
at my prostate?Copy !req
407. Daddy fears the cans-ker!Copy !req
408. Agent Orville Redenbacher!Copy !req
409. The abductee was under the
influence of an hallucinogenic.Copy !req
410. Not bad, Orville.Copy !req
411. Agent Topanga Lawrence!Copy !req
412. Flight mutation.Copy !req
413. You know, maybe the guy
could actually fly.Copy !req
414. Finally. Okay.Copy !req
415. Now I want you to --
what now, Agent Kenan?Copy !req
416. Okay, I'm just gonna
throw this out there.Copy !req
417. What if it is Zeus?Copy !req
418. The actual God Zeus,
all pissed offCopy !req
419. that nobody cares about Zeus
anymore?Copy !req
420. I'm just gonna just
rule that one out.Copy !req
421. Break up into groups.Copy !req
422. I want lists and solutionsCopy !req
423. by the time I finish
this juice box!Copy !req
424. Warning -- I am thirsty!Copy !req
425. And it is fruit punch!Copy !req
426. And it is delicious.Copy !req
427. Dean, can I come in?Copy !req
428. Sure.Copy !req
429. You're not doing anything bad
in there,Copy !req
430. like reading pornCopy !req
431. or having sex
with a sock or something?Copy !req
432. Gross! No!Copy !req
433. You're not making fireworks
or hiding a girl in there?Copy !req
434. No!Copy !req
435. Why the hell not?!Copy !req
436. [ normal voice]
Dean, it's time to grow up.Copy !req
437. We got your father tied
to a chair,Copy !req
438. Hank is out there
probably bashing his nuggets,Copy !req
439. and you are in here, coloring
in your little book!Copy !req
440. I don't want to bash
my dad's nuggets.Copy !req
441. I want to read.Copy !req
442. Little mister,
I want you out there,Copy !req
443. just whaling on your old
man's balls!Copy !req
444. Maybe you can nail them to his
chair or something!Copy !req
445. I -- this reading nonsense is
unhealthy!Copy !req
446. The Centurion guy is
freaking out!Copy !req
447. Hoplite.
Centurions are Roman.Copy !req
448. Zeus is Greek,
so it's "Hoplite."Copy !req
449. And that's why you'll never
truly be cool --Copy !req
450. that little
tidbit.Copy !req
451. No, sassy gay man.Copy !req
452. You all must be brave.Copy !req
453. Follow Henchman 1.Copy !req
454. He is what is best
in all Henchmen --Copy !req
455. a hero
with a number.Copy !req
456. Henchman 1?
You're not 21?Copy !req
457. Not today.Copy !req
458. You four -- into the arena!Copy !req
459. For a bunch of deformed
malcontents,Copy !req
460. you boys have
cracked the peanut!Copy !req
461. Power of flight -- check.Copy !req
462. Crippling emissions of light --
check.Copy !req
463. Super strength -- check.Copy !req
464. Gentlemen, meet our Zeus.Copy !req
465. Of course.
Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
466. Our men have him detained,Copy !req
467. but he's passed
all our lie detectorsCopy !req
468. and has an airtight
alibi.Copy !req
469. Also, he has no motive.Copy !req
470. No motive? Please!Copy !req
471. That guy writes the Guild
twice a weekCopy !req
472. complaining about the rightsCopy !req
473. of butlers and henchmen
and sidekicks and the retired.Copy !req
474. He would totally steal
all our best menCopy !req
475. just to teach us
a lesson.Copy !req
476. You know, I used to arch him
back the late '60s.Copy !req
477. The '60s?
What was he, 10?Copy !req
478. No!
Well, Wonderboy there was.Copy !req
479. That's not Wonderboy!Copy !req
480. The big one is Wonderboy!Copy !req
481. So...
uh, this is captain --Copy !req
482. Sunshine, yes!
The original!Copy !req
483. You idiots are holding
the wrong Captain Sunshine!Copy !req
484. Had enough yet?Copy !req
485. All right!
Just tell me what you want.Copy !req
486. I love you.
Can we play a game?Copy !req
487. You had your
chance.Copy !req
488. No more games,
no more bargaining.Copy !req
489. Okay, then just tell meCopy !req
490. why you love Dean
more than Hank.Copy !req
491. I don't love
Dean more than Hank.Copy !req
492. You think this is the first time
I've been tortured?Copy !req
493. This is amateur hour.Copy !req
494. You've been hitting
the bottom of my chairCopy !req
495. with a rope
for an hour.Copy !req
496. You have to cut the bottom of
the chair out for that to work.Copy !req
497. But you said
to kill Hank.Copy !req
498. You clowns
aren't gonna kill anybody,Copy !req
499. and I knew that.Copy !req
500. But, yeah, if you're gonna
pretend to torture one of them,Copy !req
501. it should be Hank.Copy !req
502. Because he is super tough,Copy !req
503. and Dean is
just a massive wuss?Copy !req
504. Dean believes
this crap.Copy !req
505. He should have been
Rusty Venture, boy adventurer.Copy !req
506. Hank got this life
thrown at him,Copy !req
507. and he fights against it --
just like I did.Copy !req
508. Hank is...
like you?Copy !req
509. Pfft!Copy !req
510. I see so much of myself in that boyCopy !req
511. that I want to apologize to him
for his existence.Copy !req
512. He can't win.Copy !req
513. He's a Venture.
He'll never shake it.Copy !req
514. Let's cuddle.Copy !req
515. Fighting his 14th battleCopy !req
516. and living under the villain
the Monarch,Copy !req
517. Henchman 21.Copy !req
518. It's Henchman number 1!Copy !req
519. No, it isn't!
You're not number 1!Copy !req
520. Now!Copy !req
521. Get them!Copy !req
522. Don't let them get away!Copy !req
523. Run!Copy !req
524. Yes!Copy !req
525. Ooh!Copy !req
526. And wham!Copy !req
527. I don't want to die!Copy !req
528. [ Thunk! Thud! ]Copy !req
529. Bravo, bravo. Well done.Copy !req
530. For act two,
I'll kill you myself.Copy !req
531. Run! Be free!Copy !req
532. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
533. Giddyup, boys!Copy !req
534. Let's go! Move it on out!Copy !req
535. Ride free, scientists!Copy !req
536. I have been waiting
for so long to do this to you --Copy !req
537. to punish all the incompetent
henchmen and sidekicksCopy !req
538. who think
they're heroes.Copy !req
539. So how'd you get poor,
old Desmond,Copy !req
540. the original
Captain Sunshine, to help you?Copy !req
541. [laughs ]Copy !req
542. I told that senile, old foolCopy !req
543. we were having
a fun get-togetherCopy !req
544. for all the poor,
little underlingsCopy !req
545. that the world
forgot.Copy !req
546. I will take it from here!Copy !req
547. Fight me, Zero!Copy !req
548. Really?
You want another beating?Copy !req
549. Let's see what you're made --Copy !req
550. Oh! Ow! Oh, my!Copy !req
551. Great plan, moron!Copy !req
552. Honestly, you haven't
changed one bit --Copy !req
553. not since the day
you left me to die!Copy !req
554. Wait, you know this guy?Copy !req
555. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
556. At first, I couldn't figure out
his whole deal.Copy !req
557. I was like,
"who the fuck is Zero?Copy !req
558. Who has a number for a name?"Copy !req
559. Well, I do!Copy !req
560. All henchmen do.Copy !req
561. Don't they?Copy !req
562. Don't they,
Henchman number 1?Copy !req
563. Henchman number 1 is dead!Copy !req
564. I am Zero -- Henchman Zero,
the avenging henchman.Copy !req
565. Ah! I can't blame you
for killing this guy before.Copy !req
566. He is so into himself.Copy !req
567. And now I get to finally
exact my revenge.Copy !req
568. So sorry about your plan
not working out.Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. What, to throw an old
Captain Sunshine at you?Copy !req
571. That wasn't my plan.Copy !req
572. That is.Copy !req
573. [ indistinct shouting ]Copy !req
574. [gasps ]Copy !req
575. No way.Copy !req
576. Stay away!
I've done nothing to you!Copy !req
577. All right,
this is what we do.Copy !req
578. We -- we make a list
of every placeCopy !req
579. old Captain Sunshine
has beenCopy !req
580. in the last...
week or so and --Copy !req
581. Oh, he's a butler!Copy !req
582. They watch "Iron Chef,"
then go to bed at 8:30.Copy !req
583. Agent Matthew Perry!Copy !req
584. Uh...I don't know.Copy !req
585. Hey, my arms feel like ants
are living in my bones.Copy !req
586. Fascinating.Copy !req
587. Not an answer.Copy !req
588. Agent Topanga Lawrence!Copy !req
589. Huh?
What, are we still doing this?Copy !req
590. General, our problem seems
to have solved itself.Copy !req
591. Hey, hot dog!Copy !req
592. Because this here train
is out of steam.Copy !req
593. You got to see what's going
on topside.Copy !req
594. Looks like an old commercial
for Coke.Copy !req
595. Yeah, but with less singing.Copy !req
596. And more people in tights.Copy !req
597. ♪ All the children ♪Copy !req
598. ♪ children of the world ♪Copy !req
599. ♪ could learn
to love each other ♪Copy !req
600. ♪ could be like
sister and brother ♪Copy !req
601. ♪ all the children ♪Copy !req
602. ♪ every boy and girl ♪Copy !req
603. ♪ are part of all the children ♪Copy !req
604. ♪ all the children of the
world ♪Copy !req
605. ♪ are part
of all the children ♪Copy !req
606. ♪ all the children of the
world ♪Copy !req
607. [ up-tempo music plays ]Copy !req
608. Look, Ted,
it's just hard.Copy !req
609. I don't get to meet
many women,Copy !req
610. and when I do,
they play games.Copy !req
611. I love you.Copy !req
612. Can we play a game?Copy !req
613. Right, exactly.Copy !req
614. They just move in,
change your furniture,Copy !req
615. and start right in
with the head games.Copy !req
616. Hey, uh, don't you think
we should let your old man go?Copy !req
617. Uh, soon.Copy !req
618. I'm still waiting for his
ransom checks to clear.Copy !req
619. old Captain Sunshine
has beenCopy !req
620. in the last...
week or so and --Copy !req
621. Oh, he's a butler!Copy !req
622. They watch "Iron Chef,"
then go to bed at 8:30.Copy !req
623. Agent Matthew Perry!Copy !req
624. Uh...I don't know.Copy !req
625. Hey, my arms feel like ants
are living in my bones.Copy !req
626. Fascinating.Copy !req
627. Not an answer.Copy !req
628. Agent Topanga Lawrence!Copy !req
629. Huh?
What, are we still doing this?Copy !req
630. General, our problem seems
to have solved itself.Copy !req
631. Hey, hot dog!Copy !req
632. Because this here train
is out of steam.Copy !req
633. You got to see what's going
on topside.Copy !req
634. Looks like an old commercial
for Coke.Copy !req
635. Yeah, but with less singing.Copy !req
636. And more people in tights.Copy !req
637. ♪ All the children ♪Copy !req
638. ♪ children of the world ♪Copy !req
639. ♪ could learn
to love each other ♪Copy !req
640. ♪ could be like
sister and brother ♪Copy !req
641. ♪ all the children ♪Copy !req
642. ♪ every boy and girl ♪Copy !req
643. ♪ are part of all the children ♪Copy !req
644. ♪ all the children of the
world ♪Copy !req
645. ♪ are part
of all the children ♪Copy !req
646. ♪ all the children of the
world ♪Copy !req
647. [ up-tempo music plays ]Copy !req
648. Look, Ted,
it's just hard.Copy !req
649. I don't get to meet
many women,Copy !req
650. and when I do,
they play games.Copy !req
651. I love you.Copy !req
652. Can we play a game?Copy !req
653. Right, exactly.Copy !req
654. They just move in,
change your furniture,Copy !req
655. and start right in
with the head games.Copy !req
656. Hey, uh, don't you think
we should let your old man go?Copy !req
657. Uh, soon.Copy !req
658. I'm still waiting for his
ransom checks to clear.
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Hey, uh, don't you think
we should let your old man go?Copy !req
617. Uh, soon.Copy !req
618. I'm still waiting for his
ransom checks to clear.Copy !req