1. Billy Quizboy,
you must come with me!Copy !req
2. What the — White!Copy !req
3. White, I'm being
kidnapped by Zeus!Copy !req
4. That's what I've been
telling you.Copy !req
5. That's why you should
eat more fiber.Copy !req
6. Holy crap!
- Who are you?Copy !req
7. Oh, great and powerful Zeus,Copy !req
8. I am but a humble servant.Copy !req
9. Some fucking
scientist, White.Copy !req
10. Zeus is a myth, and this guy's
kidnapping me.Copy !req
11. Wait, you are in charge?Copy !req
12. Yeah, I'm the brains
here.Copy !req
13. What? Since when?Copy !req
14. I'm running this show,
and you know it.Copy !req
15. Are you high?Copy !req
16. Y-You do nothing —
nothing!Copy !req
17. I'm the idea man!Copy !req
18. Then, Billy Quizboy
and whoever you are,Copy !req
19. you must come
with me!Copy !req
20. Cross your fingers, Andy.Copy !req
21. Huh?Copy !req
22. Hoo-rah!Copy !req
23. - Let's go, Shoreleave.
- Boys night out.Copy !req
24. You coming?Copy !req
25. "Boys night out"?
Oh, I wish!Copy !req
26. You guys are going to that
strip club again.Copy !req
27. You make that wholesome place
sound dirty, you bastard.Copy !req
28. Are you coming or not?Copy !req
29. Hmm... oh, no.Copy !req
30. I'm feeling kind of...
kind of gay.Copy !req
31. Wait, no.
Hold — no.Copy !req
32. No, it's definitely —
I am definitely still gay.Copy !req
33. Well, don't stay up all night
on that.Copy !req
34. Need you up early to make those
mods on the intake units.Copy !req
35. All right,
well, enjoy the shame.Copy !req
36. Bring some Purell!Copy !req
37. Shoreleave,
you must come with me!Copy !req
38. I've been expecting this
since I was 9!Copy !req
39. So, wave your wand, and let's
go to that ball!Copy !req
40. Wait, wait.Copy !req
41. Uh, do I need a pumpkin
and some mice,Copy !req
42. or should we take this?Copy !req
43. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
44. Doc, as your bodyguard,Copy !req
45. I-I really got to stress here
how dumb that idea is.Copy !req
46. Listen, Hatred,
I'm a marked man.Copy !req
47. Hank, cover your ears
and hum.Copy !req
48. Aw, come on! Not again.Copy !req
49. Testing, testing.Copy !req
50. Hank smells like he showers
in throw-up.Copy !req
51. Dean could kick Hank's ass.Copy !req
52. Hank has been professionally
diagnosed as a crybaby.Copy !req
53. And he wets his bed.Copy !req
54. Okay, you got to
trust me here.Copy !req
55. They are gonna get me.Copy !req
56. I'm not just
a super scientist.Copy !req
57. I'm Rusty Venture.Copy !req
58. You think they're gonna kidnap
all those schlubs and not me?Copy !req
59. I'm just saying that you
should let me hide youCopy !req
60. in a-a hamper or something.Copy !req
61. They'll find me.Copy !req
62. I'm the hot ticket.Copy !req
63. You can't collect scientistsCopy !req
64. and not have a Rusty Venture
on your mantel.Copy !req
65. Okay, you're the boss.Copy !req
66. But I'm — I'm really serious
about Hank.Copy !req
67. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
68. He's been wetting the bed
recently.Copy !req
69. It's downright unreasonable!Copy !req
70. I could pole-dance better
than half of those women.Copy !req
71. Good lord, son,
there should beCopy !req
72. a mandatory retirement age
for strippers.Copy !req
73. Uh, did you see I got
cornered by Robin last night?Copy !req
74. I almost had to chew off my own
arm to get away.Copy !req
75. Ohh! That poor woman has
the saddest tits.Copy !req
76. Goddamn depressing!Copy !req
77. Right? Yeah, they're like
"The Notebook" sad.Copy !req
78. Her tits are like
"coming home from schoolCopy !req
79. and finding out that your old
man ran over your cat" sad.Copy !req
80. Mournful.Copy !req
81. She has mournful tits.Copy !req
82. They're like two suicide notes
stuffed in a glitter bra.Copy !req
83. Those things are like
a little kid with progeriaCopy !req
84. cracking all his ribs trying
to catch a nerf ball —Copy !req
85. just sad.Copy !req
86. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!Copy !req
87. It's like she put
a dollar's worth of changeCopy !req
88. into some old socksCopy !req
89. and then taped them
to her chest.Copy !req
90. I want to build
two little casketsCopy !req
91. and give her tits a tasteful,
dignified funeral.Copy !req
92. Guild wasps!Copy !req
93. Locking on and in pursuit.Copy !req
94. Disengage, Samson, disengage!Copy !req
95. We just got spanked!Copy !req
96. What's going on?Copy !req
97. This is a code white
operation.Copy !req
98. We're all buddies
on this one.Copy !req
99. Sphinx fighter,
this is control.Copy !req
100. You are cleared for landing.
Over.Copy !req
101. Copy, control. Over.Copy !req
102. So, how's your golf game,
Samson?Copy !req
103. For the amusement of ZeusCopy !req
104. and our mutual pleasure,Copy !req
105. the battle
continues!Copy !req
106. Fighting his 12th battleCopy !req
107. and living under the villain
the Monarch,Copy !req
108. Henchman 21!Copy !req
109. Fighting for the first timeCopy !req
110. and living under the hero
U.S. Steel,Copy !req
111. Ghost Robot!Copy !req
112. Fight!Copy !req
113. Listen to me.Copy !req
114. I am a ghost that lives
in the head of a robot.Copy !req
115. If you pierce my chest,
I will be unharmed.Copy !req
116. I will fake my death,Copy !req
117. and then together, we will fight
against Zeus.Copy !req
118. On three, you take Zeus,Copy !req
119. and I will get
the other guy.Copy !req
120. One, two, thr—Copy !req
121. You gonna explain
what's going on,Copy !req
122. or am I just supposed to pretend
that this golf courseCopy !req
123. isn't crawling
with O.S.I. Agents?Copy !req
124. Will you keep it down and let
a man concentrate?Copy !req
125. I got to get in the zone.Copy !req
126. Birdie!
Suck on that!Copy !req
127. Oh! We got to get off the green.Copy !req
128. It's about to get weird.Copy !req
129. I've been playing that hole
for yearsCopy !req
130. and never got it to do
that.Copy !req
131. Why, that is just plain
heartbreaking.Copy !req
132. I-I can hardly stand it.Copy !req
133. Why is he doing that?Copy !req
134. He's trying to avoid getting
you kids in danger.Copy !req
135. It's almost noble in a-a kind
of sad, narcissistic way.Copy !req
136. Then why do I feel
embarrassed?Copy !req
137. Can't we do anything?
I hate seeing this.Copy !req
138. Yeah, Dean.Copy !req
139. Let's just walk up and go,
"Hey, there, wash-up.Copy !req
140. Looks like nobody cares
about you."Copy !req
141. You know, there is
something we can do.Copy !req
142. Hank, I know where you're
going with this,Copy !req
143. and I love it!Copy !req
144. Get up, underling!Copy !req
145. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
146. Who came back?Copy !req
147. Who do you think?
21.Copy !req
148. I heard that he ate one of
Tricyclops' eyeballs yesterday.Copy !req
149. Fuck this —
seriously.Copy !req
150. I'm gonna be next.Copy !req
151. I fought an 8-year-old,
and the only reason I wonCopy !req
152. is because he tripped
into a spike.Copy !req
153. I had my eyes closed
the whole time.Copy !req
154. 'Til I heard an 8-year-old
dying on a spike.Copy !req
155. I'm not gonna fight him.
They can't make me fight him.Copy !req
156. White, you are such a sissy!Copy !req
157. I'm a sissy?Copy !req
158. You're calling me a sissy?Copy !req
159. Oh, yeah, I get it.Copy !req
160. I'm out and proud,
and I'm the sissy.Copy !req
161. I'm brave enough to be
who I amCopy !req
162. in the face of assholes
like you,Copy !req
163. and I'm the sissy.Copy !req
164. Maybe when you come out
of the closet,Copy !req
165. you can walk a mile
in my Jimmy Choos!Copy !req
166. Well, I-I am so not gay.Copy !req
167. With that pink shirt and that
"oh, so sad" dye job?Copy !req
168. - I'm an albino!
- Yeah.Copy !req
169. A-And this is my lucky shirt
that was red when bought it.Copy !req
170. I hope I fight you next,
you big sissy!Copy !req
171. Stop it!Copy !req
172. You're doing just
what they want.Copy !req
173. This Zeus nut is trying
to make us kill each other,Copy !req
174. and you guys
are helping him!Copy !req
175. Billy Quizboy and Peter White,
come with me!Copy !req
176. So, I swiped some T.P.
I used to work here.Copy !req
177. Old habits die hard.
- Sorry, gentlemen.Copy !req
178. His chest plate constitutes
body armor.Copy !req
179. Michaelson, you degenerate!Copy !req
180. Don't act like I didn't save
your ass a thousand timesCopy !req
181. back when you used to be
the company crybaby.Copy !req
182. Did he tell you why we used to
call him "Ken Doll Michaelson"?Copy !req
183. You ever hear
of a "real doll"?Copy !req
184. They're like mannequins that you
can have sex with —Copy !req
185. seriously.Copy !req
186. You can even get one
with a, uh —Copy !req
187. Yes! Yes! O-okay.Copy !req
188. Change into these, and proceed
to the cavity search.Copy !req
189. Cavity search, my ass!Copy !req
190. I mean —
you know what I mean.Copy !req
191. I dig the little mask.Copy !req
192. So, you went evil?Copy !req
193. Never smelled that happening.Copy !req
194. Evil?
Wouldn't stretch it that far.Copy !req
195. That's it —
last "stretch" pun.Copy !req
196. Seriously, it's getting
embarrassing.Copy !req
197. Get into the swing, man!Copy !req
198. The puns go with the image.Copy !req
199. Why must you constantly poo
on my party?Copy !req
200. All right, you all have
certain capabilitiesCopy !req
201. that make you
human weapons.Copy !req
202. So, if you want to represent
your union,Copy !req
203. you have to consent
to an abilities inhibitor.Copy !req
204. Oh, come on!
"Human weapon"?Copy !req
205. Storm Front, why don't you
explain thatCopy !req
206. to the Candyman's
widow.Copy !req
207. He was made of sugar.Copy !req
208. I don't think anyone hereCopy !req
209. is afraid of getting
a little moist.Copy !req
210. Looks like iron anvil minds.Copy !req
211. Now, before we administer
the untested,Copy !req
212. experimental inhibitor,
we have to —Copy !req
213. Ho, there. "Experimental"?Copy !req
214. Suck it up, Mr. Good Guy.Copy !req
215. That's how we roll
in organized villainy.Copy !req
216. Get used to it.Copy !req
217. Side effects may include
nausea, headaches, insomnia,Copy !req
218. constipation, oily discharge,
severe déjà vu,Copy !req
219. stiffness in jointsCopy !req
220. blurred vision or
temporary blindness,Copy !req
221. loss of life, diarrhea,
thrombosis,Copy !req
222. and rectal bleeding.Copy !req
223. How can you have diarrhea
and constipation?Copy !req
224. Was "loss of life"
in that list?Copy !req
225. Just a side effect.Copy !req
226. Now, who's getting the shot?Copy !req
227. Okay, but you may have to give
me the shot on my derriere.Copy !req
228. Needles can't penetrate
my electroimpalpable limbs.Copy !req
229. Needles? Yeah, good one.Copy !req
230. Try huge spikes.Copy !req
231. They're wonderful
and frightening,Copy !req
232. and they go into
the sides of your neck,Copy !req
233. and they
replace all your blood.Copy !req
234. You get your blood back
at the end of the summit,Copy !req
235. unless the "loss of life" thing
happens.Copy !req
236. Then we'll send
your next of kinCopy !req
237. a big jug of blood
and a very nice card.Copy !req
238. Aah! Aah!
Okay, I'm up.Copy !req
239. Good morning, Dr. Venture —Copy !req
240. or should I say,
"Rusty Venture"?Copy !req
241. Who are you?
What do you want?Copy !req
242. We want the great Rusty Venture
for our evil plan,Copy !req
243. because, uh... uh —
because of, uh —Copy !req
244. How awesome he is.Copy !req
245. I am robot commander.Copy !req
246. I am — I am — I am —Copy !req
247. robo-bots — robots —
robots, assemble!Copy !req
248. Don't assemble
your robots!Copy !req
249. I'll talk!Copy !req
250. Just tell me what you want.Copy !req
251. I love you.Copy !req
252. Can we play a game?Copy !req
253. All right,
I'll say it.Copy !req
254. I hate all you guys.Copy !req
255. I'm 4 feet away
from the douchebagCopy !req
256. that turned us
into a 2-headed monster,Copy !req
257. and I can't do dick
about it.Copy !req
258. What are you even doing here?Copy !req
259. We are representing
The Revenge Society.Copy !req
260. You have like five villains
in your joke of a society.Copy !req
261. You have no business here —
no business!Copy !req
262. Hold your horsemen.Copy !req
263. We've also lost members
to this Zeus menace!Copy !req
264. We... lost our I.T. Guy.Copy !req
265. And let me tell you,Copy !req
266. we just had our internet
go down yesterday,Copy !req
267. and we are hobbled —
hobbled, I say!Copy !req
268. What the fuck are you
looking at?Copy !req
269. I'm Tiger Shark?Copy !req
270. I represent the Peril
Partnership?Copy !req
271. So what?Copy !req
272. The Peril Partnership's in,
like, Canada.Copy !req
273. How would I even know you?
- Toronto?Copy !req
274. You broke my kneesCopy !req
275. after I found you
in bed with my wife.Copy !req
276. Yeah, you had a little
striped suit on.Copy !req
277. Hey, I'm sorry, bro.
She told me that you were —Copy !req
278. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
279. Whoa!Copy !req
280. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
self defense!Copy !req
281. Lower them pop guns!Copy !req
282. Gentleman,
I'm General Timothy Treister.Copy !req
283. All of you have been
assigned code names,Copy !req
284. while I have not,
because I am special.Copy !req
285. All of you are in peculiar
underpants,Copy !req
286. while I am not,
because I am special.Copy !req
287. Questions?Copy !req
288. Put your hand down.
I'm not done.Copy !req
289. We got an unidentified
Greek GodCopy !req
290. that has devastated our
collective organizations.Copy !req
291. This summit has been assembled
to clean this mess up!Copy !req
292. I know all of you
little girlsCopy !req
293. don't want to play
in the same sandbox,Copy !req
294. and I don't care!Copy !req
295. This is my sandbox.Copy !req
296. Now let's dig in!Copy !req
297. Oh. Oh dear. Oh.Copy !req
298. He's... gone mad.Copy !req
299. Who? Who's mad?Copy !req
300. Zero. Zero.Copy !req
301. What is this guy saying?Copy !req
302. Oh, right, thank you.
Very helpful.Copy !req
303. We were — we were
trying to help,Copy !req
304. trying to reward
the thankless ones.Copy !req
305. But he's mad.Copy !req
306. Zero — he —
he must be stopped.Copy !req
307. Hey! Psst! Ghost dog!Copy !req
308. I have a guy dying
in my arms over here.Copy !req
309. What's your damage?Copy !req
310. I was discussing our
little problem with a friend.Copy !req
311. And I have a solution.Copy !req
312. Do you want in, or do you want
to die in the arena?Copy !req
313. I'm Shoreleave.Copy !req
314. Call me
Henchman Number 1.Copy !req
315. Oh, just us.Copy !req
316. Forget robot commander
and the monster.Copy !req
317. You and I can settle
this thing right now.Copy !req
318. You're my best friend.Copy !req
319. That's why I feel
I can trust you.Copy !req
320. You're different.Copy !req
321. Now, uh, I have a considerable
amount of money.Copy !req
322. I love sliding down rainbows.Copy !req
323. Easy.Copy !req
324. Meth, crack, PCP?Copy !req
325. I can get you anything.Copy !req
326. It'll be our little secret.Copy !req
327. Let's cuddle.Copy !req
328. You untie me,
and I'll do things to youCopy !req
329. your girlfriend
would never do.Copy !req
330. I'll finger you
while I suck the —Copy !req
331. Wait! Shh!
I hear them!Copy !req
332. You can't beat
his balls with that.Copy !req
333. It's just —
oh, come on!Copy !req
334. He just left you here?Copy !req
335. - Dean.
- Dean!Copy !req
336. I swear
I'm gonna kill that kid.Copy !req
337. You have Dean?
You have my son?Copy !req
338. Um... yeah.Copy !req
339. Don't you touch him!
Take me instead!Copy !req
340. Hey, that's —
that's pretty impressive.Copy !req
341. We also have Hank!Copy !req
342. Okay.
Then just kill him, I guess.Copy !req
343. Really?Copy !req
344. I mean, if you got
to kill one of us.Copy !req
345. Monster smash
puny human!Copy !req
346. For the amusement of Zeus
and our mutual pleasure,Copy !req
347. the battle continues!Copy !req
348. Fighting his second battleCopy !req
349. and living under the villain
Pete White...Copy !req
350. - Villain? I'm not a villain!
- Billy Quizboy!Copy !req
351. I don't live
under him.Copy !req
352. Fighting for the first timeCopy !req
353. and living under the hero
Billy Quizboy,Copy !req
354. Pete White.Copy !req
355. What the — Billy is not the
boss of me.Copy !req
356. I am so your boss!Copy !req
357. Fight.Copy !req
358. - What is with you, huh?
- With me?Copy !req
359. I do everything
for you, fella!Copy !req
360. You boss me around
like you gave birth to me!Copy !req
361. Stop! Stop this fighting
and fight one another!Copy !req
362. We want to see you fight!Copy !req
363. Stop fighting and fight!Copy !req
364. One — in all reported cases,
the abductor was Zeus,Copy !req
365. the Greek God of thunder
and rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
366. Yes, agents Kenan and Kel?Copy !req
367. We just want it on recordCopy !req
368. that we don't like
our code names.Copy !req
369. Noted.Copy !req
370. Two — in all cases, Zeus was
floating before the abducted.Copy !req
371. Explanations?Copy !req
372. Agent Kelly Clarkson.Copy !req
373. Son of a bitch was wearing
a jet pack.Copy !req
374. If you read the brief,Copy !req
375. you would know that no latent
fumes were detected.Copy !req
376. Thank you for wasting the ink
on my printer.Copy !req
377. Yes, Agent Matthew Perry.Copy !req
378. Mirrors, holograms.Copy !req
379. According to the brief,
there's no accountCopy !req
380. of anyone actually
touching Zeus.Copy !req
381. He could have been
a projection.Copy !req
382. Oh, you beautiful,
deflated man!Copy !req
383. Don't make me feel guilty
for all the mean thingsCopy !req
384. I said about you
in my blog!Copy !req
385. I read the supplied material.Copy !req
386. Well, while your head
is up there,Copy !req
387. can you take a look
at my prostate?Copy !req
388. Daddy fears the cans-ker!Copy !req
389. Agent Orville Redenbacher!Copy !req
390. The abductee was under the
influence of an hallucinogenic.Copy !req
391. Not bad, Orville.Copy !req
392. Agent Topanga Lawrence!Copy !req
393. Flight mutation.Copy !req
394. You know, maybe the guy
could actually fly.Copy !req
395. Finally. Okay.Copy !req
396. Now I want you to —
what now, Agent Kenan?Copy !req
397. Okay, I'm just gonna
throw this out there.Copy !req
398. What if it is Zeus?Copy !req
399. The actual God Zeus,
all pissed offCopy !req
400. that nobody cares about Zeus
anymore?Copy !req
401. I'm just gonna just
rule that one out.Copy !req
402. Break up into groups.Copy !req
403. I want lists and solutionsCopy !req
404. by the time I finish
this juice box!Copy !req
405. Warning — I am thirsty!Copy !req
406. And it is fruit punch!Copy !req
407. And it is delicious.Copy !req
408. Dean, can I come in?Copy !req
409. Sure.Copy !req
410. You're not doing anything bad
in there,Copy !req
411. like reading pornCopy !req
412. or having sex
with a sock or something?Copy !req
413. Gross! No!Copy !req
414. You're not making fireworks
or hiding a girl in there?Copy !req
415. No!Copy !req
416. Why the hell not?Copy !req
417. Dean, it's time to grow up.Copy !req
418. We got your father tied
to a chair,Copy !req
419. Hank is out there
probably bashing his nuggets,Copy !req
420. and you are in here, coloring
in your little book!Copy !req
421. I don't want to bash
my dad's nuggets.Copy !req
422. I want to read.Copy !req
423. Little mister,
I want you out there,Copy !req
424. just whaling on your old
man's balls!Copy !req
425. Maybe you can nail them to his
chair or something!Copy !req
426. I — this reading nonsense is
unhealthy!Copy !req
427. The Centurion guy is
freaking out!Copy !req
428. Hoplite.
Centurions are Roman.Copy !req
429. Zeus is Greek,
so it's "Hoplite."Copy !req
430. And that's why you'll never
truly be cool —Copy !req
431. that little
tidbit.Copy !req
432. No, sassy gay man.Copy !req
433. You all must be brave.Copy !req
434. Follow Henchman 1.Copy !req
435. He is what is best
in all Henchmen —Copy !req
436. a hero
with a number.Copy !req
437. Henchman 1?
You're not 21?Copy !req
438. Not today.Copy !req
439. You four — into the arena!Copy !req
440. For a bunch of deformed
malcontents,Copy !req
441. you boys have
cracked the peanut!Copy !req
442. Power of flight — check.Copy !req
443. Crippling emissions of light —
check.Copy !req
444. Super strength — check.Copy !req
445. Gentlemen, meet our Zeus.Copy !req
446. Of course.
Captain Sunshine.Copy !req
447. Our men have him detained,Copy !req
448. but he's passed
all our lie detectorsCopy !req
449. and has an airtight
alibi.Copy !req
450. Also, he has no motive.Copy !req
451. No motive? Please!Copy !req
452. That guy writes the Guild
twice a weekCopy !req
453. complaining about the rightsCopy !req
454. of butlers and henchmen
and sidekicks and the retired.Copy !req
455. He would totally steal
all our best menCopy !req
456. just to teach us
a lesson.Copy !req
457. You know, I used to arch him
back the late '60s.Copy !req
458. The '60s?
What was he, 10?Copy !req
459. No!
Well, Wonderboy there was.Copy !req
460. That's not Wonderboy!Copy !req
461. The big one is Wonderboy!Copy !req
462. So...
uh, this is captain —Copy !req
463. Sunshine, yes!
The original!Copy !req
464. You idiots are holding
the wrong Captain Sunshine!Copy !req
465. Had enough yet?Copy !req
466. All right!
Just tell me what you want.Copy !req
467. I love you.
Can we play a game?Copy !req
468. You had your
chance.Copy !req
469. No more games,
no more bargaining.Copy !req
470. Okay, then just tell meCopy !req
471. why you love Dean
more than Hank.Copy !req
472. I don't love
Dean more than Hank.Copy !req
473. You think this is the first time
I've been tortured?Copy !req
474. This is amateur hour.Copy !req
475. You've been hitting
the bottom of my chairCopy !req
476. with a rope
for an hour.Copy !req
477. You have to cut the bottom of
the chair out for that to work.Copy !req
478. But you said
to kill Hank.Copy !req
479. You clowns
aren't gonna kill anybody,Copy !req
480. and I knew that.Copy !req
481. But, yeah, if you're gonna
pretend to torture one of them,Copy !req
482. it should be Hank.Copy !req
483. Because he is super tough,Copy !req
484. and Dean is
just a massive wuss?Copy !req
485. Dean believes
this crap.Copy !req
486. He should have been
Rusty Venture, boy adventurer.Copy !req
487. Hank got this life
thrown at him,Copy !req
488. and he fights against it —
just like I did.Copy !req
489. Hank is...
like you?Copy !req
490. Pfft!Copy !req
491. I see so much of myself in that boyCopy !req
492. that I want to apologize to him
for his existence.Copy !req
493. He can't win.Copy !req
494. He's a Venture.
He'll never shake it.Copy !req
495. Let's cuddle.Copy !req
496. Fighting his 14th battleCopy !req
497. and living under the villain
the Monarch,Copy !req
498. Henchman 21.Copy !req
499. It's Henchman number 1!Copy !req
500. No, it isn't!
You're not number 1!Copy !req
501. Now!Copy !req
502. Get them!Copy !req
503. Don't let them get away!Copy !req
504. Run!Copy !req
505. Yes!Copy !req
506. Ooh!Copy !req
507. And wham!Copy !req
508. I don't want to die!Copy !req
509. Bravo, bravo. Well done.Copy !req
510. For act two,
I'll kill you myself.Copy !req
511. Run! Be free!Copy !req
512. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
513. Giddyup, boys!Copy !req
514. Let's go! Move it on out!Copy !req
515. Ride free, scientists!Copy !req
516. I have been waiting
for so long to do this to you —Copy !req
517. to punish all the incompetent
henchmen and sidekicksCopy !req
518. who think
they're heroes.Copy !req
519. So how'd you get poor,
old Desmond,Copy !req
520. the original
Captain Sunshine, to help you?Copy !req
521. I told that senile, old foolCopy !req
522. we were having
a fun get-togetherCopy !req
523. for all the poor,
little underlingsCopy !req
524. that the world
forgot.Copy !req
525. I will take it from here!Copy !req
526. Fight me, Zero!Copy !req
527. Really?
You want another beating?Copy !req
528. Let's see what you're made —Copy !req
529. Oh! Ow! Oh, my!Copy !req
530. Great plan, moron!Copy !req
531. Honestly, you haven't
changed one bit —Copy !req
532. not since the day
you left me to die!Copy !req
533. Wait, you know this guy?Copy !req
534. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
535. At first, I couldn't figure out
his whole deal.Copy !req
536. I was like,
"who the fuck is Zero?Copy !req
537. Who has a number for a name?"Copy !req
538. Well, I do!Copy !req
539. All henchmen do.Copy !req
540. Don't they?Copy !req
541. Don't they,
Henchman number 1?Copy !req
542. Henchman number 1 is dead!Copy !req
543. I am Zero — Henchman Zero,
the avenging henchman.Copy !req
544. Ah! I can't blame you
for killing this guy before.Copy !req
545. He is so into himself.Copy !req
546. And now I get to finally
exact my revenge.Copy !req
547. So sorry about your plan
not working out.Copy !req
548. What?Copy !req
549. What, to throw an old
Captain Sunshine at you?Copy !req
550. That wasn't my plan.Copy !req
551. That is.Copy !req
552. No way.Copy !req
553. Stay away!
I've done nothing to you!Copy !req
554. All right,
this is what we do.Copy !req
555. We — we make a list
of every placeCopy !req
556. old Captain Sunshine
has beenCopy !req
557. in the last...
week or so and —Copy !req
558. Oh, he's a butler!Copy !req
559. They watch "Iron Chef,"
then go to bed at 8:30.Copy !req
560. Agent Matthew Perry!Copy !req
561. Uh... I don't know.Copy !req
562. Hey, my arms feel like ants
are living in my bones.Copy !req
563. Fascinating.Copy !req
564. Not an answer.Copy !req
565. Agent Topanga Lawrence!Copy !req
566. Huh?
What, are we still doing this?Copy !req
567. General, our problem seems
to have solved itself.Copy !req
568. Hey, hot dog!Copy !req
569. Because this here train
is out of steam.Copy !req
570. You got to see what's going
on topside.Copy !req
571. Looks like an old commercial
for Coke.Copy !req
572. Yeah, but with less singing.Copy !req
573. And more people in tights.Copy !req
574. Look, Ted,
it's just hard.Copy !req
575. I don't get to meet
many women,Copy !req
576. and when I do,
they play games.Copy !req
577. I love you.Copy !req
578. Can we play a game?Copy !req
579. Right, exactly.Copy !req
580. They just move in,
change your furniture,Copy !req
581. and start right in
with the head games.Copy !req
582. Hey, uh, don't you think
we should let your old man go?Copy !req
583. Uh, soon.Copy !req
584. I'm still waiting for his
ransom checks to clear.Copy !req