1. Hey, Monarch!Copy !req
2. Huh?Copy !req
3. I'm taking
your fuckin' car!Copy !req
4. 24!Copy !req
5. 24!Copy !req
6. Nooooo!Copy !req
7. Nooo!Copy !req
8. Agent Samson!Copy !req
9. Agent Samson,
can you hear me?Copy !req
10. Medic! I need a medic
over here!Copy !req
11. Heartrate's dropping.Copy !req
12. We gotta get that...Copy !req
13. schrapnel out
of him now!Copy !req
14. It's huge.Copy !req
15. I need more suction here...Copy !req
16. He's flatlining.Copy !req
17. Stay with us, Samson!Copy !req
18. Oh, you are a squirmy one,
Venture.Copy !req
19. Sit still.Copy !req
20. Hank... Hank?Copy !req
21. Do you have it? Over.Copy !req
22. Yeah, it's a clean shot.Copy !req
23. Good!
Hold it there.Copy !req
24. Dean?
Come in, Dean.Copy !req
25. Aahh! What?Copy !req
26. Did you stab him
to death yet?Copy !req
27. No, I didn't.
I lost my knife again.Copy !req
28. Because I hate it.Copy !req
29. I'm gonna take
my shot now.Copy !req
30. I have it figured out
that if I can justCopy !req
31. skim pop's belt buckle,Copy !req
32. maybe the bullet
will ricochet off itCopy !req
33. and kill the guy
with the gun.Copy !req
34. Hank, I will give you
so much moneyCopy !req
35. to not shoot your dad.Copy !req
36. I don't wanna do this,
Mr. Hatred.Copy !req
37. I'm not giving you
a choice here!Copy !req
38. You gotta stab Hitler!Copy !req
39. I can't!Copy !req
40. All right,
ya forced my hand.Copy !req
41. HELPeR, come in HELPeR.Copy !req
42. HELPeR,
murder Hitler.Copy !req
43. Down boy!Copy !req
44. Down! Down!
Heel!Copy !req
45. Giant boy detective, no!Copy !req
46. Come back!Copy !req
47. Dean!
Don't look at it!Copy !req
48. Shut your eyes, Dean!Copy !req
49. Don't look at it,
no matter what happens!Copy !req
50. It's beautiful!Copy !req
51. Ahh!Copy !req
52. You're getting face
all over me!Copy !req
53. Hot melting face!Copy !req
54. I did it...Copy !req
55. Yep, I hit every light
with one bullet.Copy !req
56. Ow!Copy !req
57. Hello? Anyone?Copy !req
58. Well, what the hell
do we do with the big lugCopy !req
59. when he wakes up?Copy !req
60. We put him back to work.Copy !req
61. - The guy's a damn traitor.
- He quit the agency!Copy !req
62. Top brass thinks there's
still some use for himCopy !req
63. if he can be
persuaded to curtailCopy !req
64. certain anti-social behaviors.Copy !req
65. What're they thinkin'?
The old brain drain?Copy !req
66. Full memory wipe?Copy !req
67. No. That brain of his
has gotCopy !req
68. 20 years worth of news
we can use.Copy !req
69. He just needs a little
attitude adjustment.Copy !req
70. Wakey wakey,
Mr. Hatred.Copy !req
71. It's time to make
all those little naked boysCopy !req
72. in your head go
bye bye...Copy !req
73. Stop him!Copy !req
74. Bring him back to room
2-2-7 and strap him down.Copy !req
75. Oh, Samson.
What're you doing out of bed—Copy !req
76. Oh, hey!Copy !req
77. What'd you bastards
do to me?Copy !req
78. You were dying!
We saved your life!Copy !req
79. Why, so I could be one
of your zombies?Copy !req
80. I know the kind of shit
you do on this level.Copy !req
81. Sick bay was
full of wounded!Copy !req
82. We had nowhere else
to bring you!Copy !req
83. What the hell
did you do to me?Copy !req
84. Just relax, Samson.Copy !req
85. Let us take care of you.Copy !req
86. Oh, god!Copy !req
87. Please... don't kill me!Copy !req
88. I'm not.Copy !req
89. No!
No, HELPeR!Copy !req
90. Whatever you do, do not engage
your helicopter blades!Copy !req
91. You'll kill us both!Copy !req
92. No, I won't.
Just trust me.Copy !req
93. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
94. Hank, you take out
the lights.Copy !req
95. I'll get the Nazis.Copy !req
96. I mean, if Oswald
can squeeze offCopy !req
97. three hot slugs
in six seconds,Copy !req
98. old Hatred can drop evil Nazis
in half that time.Copy !req
99. Is it me, or does every Nazi
wanna clone Hitler?Copy !req
100. It's like the only thing
they think of.Copy !req
101. Seems that way, right?Copy !req
102. I guess when
everybody hates you,Copy !req
103. ya fixate on making
rotten Hitlers.Copy !req
104. How can you say that
about Hitler?Copy !req
105. I love Hitler!
And Hitler loves me!Copy !req
106. He's not all bad.Copy !req
107. Hitler just needs someone
to believe in him!Copy !req
108. Can't you just
give Hitler a chance?Copy !req
109. Dean!
Hitler is a mass murderer!Copy !req
110. He's pure evil!
And you have to kill him!Copy !req
111. I won't destroy the only thing
I've ever loved!Copy !req
112. I won't kill Hitler!
Never ever!Copy !req
113. You might want to look
at your face.Copy !req
114. Oh, come on!Copy !req
115. I shoulda asked RuPaul
to paint my camo face!Copy !req
116. I'll kill Hitler!Copy !req
117. I've killed hundreds
of Nazis before.Copy !req
118. Many of them
with a grenade launcher.Copy !req
119. Medal of Honor, Heroes II.Copy !req
120. I can also blow up
a submarine.Copy !req
121. He must be killed
with this golden dagger.Copy !req
122. And only after
the cleansing of fire.Copy !req
123. And Dean is the only oneCopy !req
124. he'll let get close enough
to do it.Copy !req
125. All right, everybody out.Copy !req
126. I gotta wipe.Copy !req
127. Good lord, have you been using
the toilet under thereCopy !req
128. this whole time?Copy !req
129. We are at war
with Hitler again!Copy !req
130. This is how it's done on
the front lines, soldier!Copy !req
131. Hank, hand me that magazine!Copy !req
132. We're out of TP.Copy !req
133. Hey, um... Mister?Copy !req
134. News flash from
the situation room.Copy !req
135. We're outta toilet paper...Copy !req
136. You told me you hadda make
number one, not number two, kid.Copy !req
137. Well, I don't speak your
special spy code talk!Copy !req
138. Come on, dude.Copy !req
139. Don't make me do
the crab walk here.Copy !req
140. Fine, kid.Copy !req
141. Where do you keep the shit
tickets in this dump?Copy !req
142. The linen closet!
Right down the hall.Copy !req
143. Hurry!Copy !req
144. Jeez, deliver me from 1978.Copy !req
145. Did you find it?Copy !req
146. No, but I think I found
your dad's time machine.Copy !req
147. Dammit, HELPeR,Copy !req
148. if I wasn't afraid
it might stop my heart,Copy !req
149. I would shut you down.Copy !req
150. "'Don't take another step,' said
Giant Boy Detective, urgently.Copy !req
151. 'The floor is booby-trapped!'Copy !req
152. 'How do you know?'
asked Suzy—"Copy !req
153. All right, Wishbone.Copy !req
154. Why don't you give
Giant Boy Detective a rest?Copy !req
155. You're givin' me
a migraine here.Copy !req
156. I only have five more
chapters to go.Copy !req
157. It'd be a whole lot more fun
if you read Suzy's parts.Copy !req
158. "'Gosh,' said Suzy,Copy !req
159. 'How did you know it was
the rancher all along?'Copy !req
160. 'Simple, Suzy,'
thundered Giant Boy Detective,Copy !req
161. his freakishly loud voiceCopy !req
162. echoing off the walls
of the old mine.Copy !req
163. 'Cow patties don't sparkle.Copy !req
164. That was gold dust
on his boots!'Copy !req
165. The end."
Happy now?Copy !req
166. Wow.
I did not see that coming.Copy !req
167. Brock!Copy !req
168. I know you couldn't
quit us!Copy !req
169. Shh. They can't know
that I'm here.Copy !req
170. HELPeR!
I knew you couldn't quit us!Copy !req
171. You gotta be quiet.
I don't have much time.Copy !req
172. Now where is everybody?Copy !req
173. Hank's in the bathroom
with Mr. Doe or something.Copy !req
174. Pop's getting yelled at by
a bunch of your old friends...Copy !req
175. Samson! What the dog-dammit
are you doing back?Copy !req
176. Brock,
are you 'on the lam'?Copy !req
177. No time to explain.
Here.Copy !req
178. Give this to your dad for me.
I gotta go.Copy !req
179. Wait. Are you taking
HELPeR with you?Copy !req
180. Yyyyyeah, Dean.Copy !req
181. I'm afraid I gotta borrow him
for a while.Copy !req
182. Then here.
Take my hoverbike.Copy !req
183. You keep it, Dean.Copy !req
184. And tell your brother...
I don't know.Copy !req
185. Tell him to "stay gold"
or you write something.Copy !req
186. You're good with words.Copy !req
187. Had a total cray-pas situation
up there.Copy !req
188. Took me a while
to lock it down.Copy !req
189. Whoa?
What happened to these guys?Copy !req
190. What did you bore them
to death?Copy !req
191. Brock.Copy !req
192. H-He was just here.Copy !req
193. You missed him.Copy !req
194. Oooh, yeah.Copy !req
195. And what, he whisked away
up the chimneyCopy !req
196. with a thumb of his nose?Copy !req
197. Ooh! Wait!Copy !req
198. I think I hear hoofsteps up
on the roof!Copy !req
199. That's the X-1!
Maybe Brock's back!Copy !req
200. You hear that, Giant Boy Detective?
Brock's home!Copy !req
201. His name isn't
Giant Boy Detective.Copy !req
202. And Dad said he has to go.Copy !req
203. Giant Boy Detective
isn't going anywhere.Copy !req
204. Aw, H. E. Double hockey sticks!Copy !req
205. It's the X-1 alright.Copy !req
206. But that sure ain't Brock.Copy !req
207. What the hell
did you do to my jet!Copy !req
208. You, sir, are lucky
I returned it.Copy !req
209. No, you're lucky it has
a homing autopilot function!Copy !req
210. What is going on?
Who are these idiots?Copy !req
211. This is my LARP crew,
The Orchard Street Wolf Pack.Copy !req
212. They are here
to keep the peace.Copy !req
213. Now step aside!Copy !req
214. I have business
to attend to!Copy !req
215. Finally!
Look what they did to my jet.Copy !req
216. I think the Monarch's boys
did that.Copy !req
217. Whatever!
Just... I don't know.Copy !req
218. Kill these guys
or something.Copy !req
219. What you got there?
Foam swords?Copy !req
220. We made them ourselves.Copy !req
221. Mine's a battle axe.Copy !req
222. Look, I'm sorry!Copy !req
223. But I'm in deep doo-doo with
this whole cloning thing.Copy !req
224. The OSI's on my ass,Copy !req
225. and now I have
these other nut-bagsCopy !req
226. making me clone their dead hero
"or else."Copy !req
227. I don't care.Copy !req
228. I gave you a priceless family
heirloom and you deceived me.Copy !req
229. Now good day!Copy !req
230. I've come to seek council with
the necromancer in your village.Copy !req
231. But you're a necromancer!Copy !req
232. That's what necromancers do!Copy !req
233. That is the definition
of necromancer!Copy !req
234. Well, yes, technically.Copy !req
235. But the term is used
loosely these days.Copy !req
236. Magician, wizard, warlock...Copy !req
237. they sound rather goofy.Copy !req
238. Necromancer is all
we've got left.Copy !req
239. Omelet?Copy !req
240. You can't do anything?Copy !req
241. I'm sorry, I can't hel-Copy !req
242. what is that racket?Copy !req
243. Drop it!
Drop it, boy!Copy !req
244. Drop!
Drop it!Copy !req
245. He's been in
my reliquary chest!Copy !req
246. I'm sorry!Copy !req
247. My dad wanted to kill him!Copy !req
248. I was gonna hide him here!Copy !req
249. He has the holy arm of
Saint Moses the Black of Scete!Copy !req
250. Where did he even find it?Copy !req
251. This dog has
a great evil in him!Copy !req
252. That is learned behavior.Copy !req
253. That's the owner's fault
usually.Copy !req
254. You have to show them
that you're the alpha male!Copy !req
255. Not even the great
Cesar MilanCopy !req
256. could whisper
this hell hound!Copy !req
257. Dean, give me
your funny pages!Copy !req
258. Bad news, Dean.Copy !req
259. Your dog is
the spawn of hell,Copy !req
260. and you must kill him.Copy !req
261. Why does everybody want
to kill my dog!Copy !req
262. Because he carries
the soul of evil!Copy !req
263. I must prepare
the ritual of cleansing!Copy !req
264. I totally wish that guy
lived next to me.Copy !req
265. Seriously cool.Copy !req
266. And his daughter
is pretty.Copy !req
267. Bonus...Copy !req
268. Hey, aaah, what comic book
were you reading?Copy !req
269. I've done all that I can,Copy !req
270. but he's highly unstable
in this state.Copy !req
271. We thank you, Herr Doctor.Copy !req
272. You will be
rewarded handsomelyCopy !req
273. in the fourth Reich.Copy !req
274. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
275. But if you fellas don't find
another body soon,Copy !req
276. you're gonna be all
out of Reichs.Copy !req
277. Workin' with Nazis now?Copy !req
278. That's pretty low,
even for you.Copy !req
279. Oh, hey.
You Hunter's friend, right?Copy !req
280. Not anymore.
I need an operation fast.Copy !req
281. And you're the best
I know at this kind of...Copy !req
282. unorthodox work.Copy !req
283. Lemme guess — you want
to beat up HunterCopy !req
284. but you can't punch a girl?Copy !req
285. So you want me to make
a snip, snip!Copy !req
286. Meow! Cat fight!Copy !req
287. What? No.Copy !req
288. I want you to remove something
a little higher up.Copy !req
289. What made you change
your mind?Copy !req
290. Huh?Copy !req
291. I put in a lot of those
this year.Copy !req
292. Ever since the Iron Man,Copy !req
293. everybody wants
the robot hearts.Copy !req
294. Yeah, well... theirs probably
don't talk this much.Copy !req
295. How come all of a sudden
you trust me now?Copy !req
296. What's to stop me
from killing youCopy !req
297. when you're under?Copy !req
298. Him...Copy !req
299. Hmm.Copy !req
300. Oh.Copy !req
301. Aha!Copy !req
302. Okay.Copy !req
303. And... time!Copy !req
304. Wha!Copy !req
305. Oh...Copy !req
306. the stopwatch doesn't have
an hour function, so...Copy !req
307. whatever.Copy !req
308. You somehow built your
blindfold into your gun.Copy !req
309. And I'm pretty sure
the trigger doesn't go there.Copy !req
310. Hank,
where is your uniform?Copy !req
311. I'm not wearing
that clown suit.Copy !req
312. And you are
not the boss of me.Copy !req
313. Au contraire!Copy !req
314. I'm Tony Danza to your
spunky Alyssa Milano!Copy !req
315. I am full on Charles in charge
of you!Copy !req
316. You are my unit!Copy !req
317. Unit.Copy !req
318. And a unit operates as one!Copy !req
319. We dress the same,
we walk the same,Copy !req
320. we eat the same!Copy !req
321. Do you like pineapples and ham
on your pizza?Copy !req
322. Gross, no.Copy !req
323. Well you do now!Copy !req
324. Why? Because I do!Copy !req
325. Unit!Copy !req
326. Now put on your Venture blues
before I tell youCopy !req
327. how much you love country
and western music!Copy !req
328. Brock is my bodyguard.Copy !req
329. Not you.Copy !req
330. Take this.Copy !req
331. Cool! Okay.Copy !req
332. Now shoot me.Copy !req
333. Huh?
Really?Copy !req
334. Henry, I trust you.Copy !req
335. And if you don't trust me,
I want you to shoot me.Copy !req
336. Hank.
I don't like Henry.Copy !req
337. Well I love Henry!Copy !req
338. Now shoot me!Copy !req
339. Those bullets are like
a dollar each!Copy !req
340. I'm taking every missed shot out
of your allowance!Copy !req
341. Will you two stop it!Copy !req
342. When the going gets tough,
that boy always gets going.Copy !req
343. You really want me
to shoot you?Copy !req
344. I have tried everything
to earn your respect.Copy !req
345. If this is what it's gonna take
to get it,Copy !req
346. I'll take the bullet!Copy !req
347. Shoot me, Henry!Copy !req
348. That's two dollars out
of your allowance,Copy !req
349. and I'm still not bleeding!Copy !req
350. Hot damn potato!Copy !req
351. Ya hit me!Copy !req
352. Oh my God!
I am so sorry.Copy !req
353. Don't apologize, boy!Copy !req
354. Remember this moment!Copy !req
355. Remember when we became
blood brothers!Copy !req
356. Remember when ol' Hatred
took a bullet for you!Copy !req
357. Remember the power,
the regret, the confusion!Copy !req
358. Get it away from me!Copy !req
359. Come on, Dean!
HELPeR's back!Copy !req
360. It's just like
when Brock was here!Copy !req
361. He just wants a hug, Dean!Copy !req
362. It's time, Steve.Copy !req
363. I have to do this.Copy !req
364. Violence begets violence.Copy !req
365. You don't have to live
like that anymore.Copy !req
366. They played me
for a fool.Copy !req
367. Double-crossed me.
All of them.Copy !req
368. If I don't do this,
I'll never be free.Copy !req
369. Maybe you should
wait a while.Copy !req
370. I mean, you're not exactly
in peak physical condition.Copy !req
371. I'm just gonna keep getting
softer if I stay any longer.Copy !req
372. I tried to get you to run
with me in the mornings...Copy !req
373. You got bionic legs, man.Copy !req
374. It's no fun trying to keep up.Copy !req
375. Aww.Copy !req
376. Hey, what's this?
For me?Copy !req
377. Well, we couldn't let you go off
on a commando raidCopy !req
378. half-dressed, now, could we?Copy !req
379. I got you guys something, too.Copy !req
380. I'm afraid art therapy
isn't really my bag, but...Copy !req
381. it's the least I could do
to thank you for all your help.Copy !req
382. It's beautiful.Copy !req
383. We'll cherish it always.Copy !req
384. I'll send you a postcard
if I make it.Copy !req
385. And you! Stay away
from those campers, huh?Copy !req
386. I don't wanna see you
on youtube again.Copy !req
387. Why does everybody
suddenly want clones?Copy !req
388. What are you guys gonna
pay me with, a dog?Copy !req
389. I'm not taking
any more barters!Copy !req
390. I need cash.Copy !req
391. You will be paid
handsomely.Copy !req
392. You and your family
will live like kingsCopy !req
393. in the glory of
the new fatherland!Copy !req
394. Wait!Copy !req
395. You guys are Nazis!Copy !req
396. - Nein, we are not.
- Yes, you are!Copy !req
397. And that's like the worst fake
German accent I've ever heard.Copy !req
398. Vis is undt outrage!Copy !req
399. Yours is worse!
Wait!Copy !req
400. I get this...
really?Copy !req
401. You went with
that cliche?Copy !req
402. C'mon, really?Copy !req
403. This dog is
the Blood Grail!Copy !req
404. In his veins
flows the bloodCopy !req
405. of our leader.Copy !req
406. Yeah, Hitler.Copy !req
407. I'm not cloning Hitler!
Get out of here.Copy !req
408. This is not a request.Copy !req
409. You have eight months
to take that dogCopy !req
410. and make a beautiful sweet
baby Hitler.Copy !req
411. If upon our return,Copy !req
412. this is not
accomplished,Copy !req
413. the consequences
will be grave,Copy !req
414. Herr Dr. Venture.Copy !req
415. A doggie!Copy !req
416. And he likes me.Copy !req
417. Hank, we can't wait
for Brock anymore.Copy !req
418. We need a bodyguard.Copy !req
419. Aw, c'mon!Copy !req
420. The doggie made a poo poo!Copy !req
421. Great!
Some fucking master race...Copy !req
422. Dean, don't get attached
to that rotten dog,Copy !req
423. he's not staying.Copy !req
424. Burgos, Carl.Copy !req
425. Serbian diplomat.Copy !req
426. He's giving a speech
at the U.N. on ThursdayCopy !req
427. and the JSO want him dead.Copy !req
428. But not in their
back yard.Copy !req
429. Hmph.
What's the offer?Copy !req
430. One hundred fifty.Copy !req
431. Tell 'em two hundred
and give it to Zara. Next.Copy !req
432. Gustavson, Paul.Copy !req
433. Norwegian industrialist.Copy !req
434. Greenpeace says the pollution
from his factory...Copy !req
435. What the— hey!Copy !req
436. What? Hey!
Who are you?Copy !req
437. Are you with the
Blackhearts?Copy !req
438. None of your business.
Get out of here.Copy !req
439. You get out of here.Copy !req
440. I was here first.Copy !req
441. Why don't you make me?Copy !req
442. Last order of business.Copy !req
443. I think we may have a mole
within the organization.Copy !req
444. Really?
What gives you...Copy !req
445. that impression?Copy !req
446. Idiots!Copy !req
447. Whoa whoa whoa.Copy !req
448. Easy, there, Babe Ruthless.Copy !req
449. That's close enough.Copy !req
450. Samson!
Jeez, is that you?Copy !req
451. You have really
let yourself go.Copy !req
452. What're you gonna do,
little man — woman.Copy !req
453. I know you know how
to stab me in the back,Copy !req
454. but do you really have
the balls to shoot me?Copy !req
455. Nope.Copy !req
456. But she does.Copy !req
457. All right,
let's say I do it.Copy !req
458. You do understand that
he'll be a little babyCopy !req
459. and have none of
your friend's memories.Copy !req
460. Really?
That's a gyp.Copy !req
461. I thought maybe
he'd look like Hank.Copy !req
462. Fat chance,
I lost all my slugsCopy !req
463. with your friend out there.Copy !req
464. Fine! Do it!Copy !req
465. I will raise him
as my own son!Copy !req
466. Anything!Copy !req
467. Just bring 24 back to me,
please!Copy !req
468. Okay, okay!
Let's see the half mill.Copy !req
469. This relic belonged
to my father's father.Copy !req
470. It has been passed down
to the first born maleCopy !req
471. in my family's line.Copy !req
472. What?
It's a comic.Copy !req
473. A comic that has a price on it
for ten cents.Copy !req
474. A comic?
That is Marvel number one!Copy !req
475. Look, I wasn't born
yesterday.Copy !req
476. There is no way that something
featuring Ka-zar the Great,Copy !req
477. and 12 pages of jungle adventure
is worth half a million bucks.Copy !req
478. That's in almost
dead mint condition!Copy !req
479. That is
CGC rated at 9.6!Copy !req
480. Okay, why don't you go
sell your magic beansCopy !req
481. to another superscientistCopy !req
482. with an illegal
cloning facility.Copy !req
483. I'm done with this crap.Copy !req
484. Hold on to this.
Look it up on the internet.Copy !req
485. You will see that what I tell
you is completely true.Copy !req
486. And take this.Copy !req
487. What's this — the world's
most valuable cooler?Copy !req
488. It's cloning material.
It's 24's finger.Copy !req
489. It still has the Blackbeard's
diamond treasure ring I got him.Copy !req
490. You can keep that
too, I guess.Copy !req
491. It's worth two low, low payments
of 29.95.Copy !req
492. Alright, get out of here.Copy !req
493. I don't want to tell my kids
about this crap.Copy !req
494. Sorry about the bad news
Highlander.Copy !req
495. Looks like you'll never
see the Quickening.Copy !req
496. Huh?Copy !req
497. Hey, Pop!Copy !req
498. This came for you all the way
from Argentina.Copy !req
499. Hank, this is opened
already.Copy !req
500. I had to, it was beeping.Copy !req
501. So explosive device
never occurred to you?Copy !req
502. Hank, you gotta
be more careful now!Copy !req
503. Your safety net's gone.Copy !req
504. I know...
Brock's gone.Copy !req
505. Yeah, that too.Copy !req
506. What is this?Copy !req
507. It's HELPeR's head wrapped up
in Brock's coat.Copy !req
508. Good God, he's been left on.Copy !req
509. It's okay.Copy !req
510. Okay, I know, boy, it must have
been a nightmare.Copy !req
511. Hank, push the eyes for five
seconds while I hold this.Copy !req
512. Are we retrieving
his data filesCopy !req
513. to find out where Brock is?Copy !req
514. He's in Argentina
near a Mailboxes, Etc.Copy !req
515. No, this is
a hard-reboot.Copy !req
516. I'm not about to send
a robot to therapy.Copy !req
517. Can I have Brock's jacket?Copy !req
518. If you're so excited
about worthless garbage,Copy !req
519. you want this too?Copy !req
520. Yeah, totally!Copy !req
521. What?
What's this crap?Copy !req
522. Where's Batman?Copy !req
523. What is your relationshipCopy !req
524. with the assassin
Molotov Cocktease?Copy !req
525. It's... complicated.Copy !req
526. How long have you known
about our operation?Copy !req
527. What operation?Copy !req
528. I didn't even know
you guys still existed.Copy !req
529. You expect us to believe
it's just coincidenceCopy !req
530. that an O.S.I. Agent waltzed
into the middleCopy !req
531. of an ongoing S.P.H.I.N.X.
Operation?Copy !req
532. I don't care what you believe.Copy !req
533. I told you, I'm not
with the agency anymore.Copy !req
534. I quit.
Or they fired me.Copy !req
535. I don't even know
anymore, man.Copy !req
536. I see.Copy !req
537. Well, then perhaps we'll leave
the two of youCopy !req
538. to discuss what it is
we should do with you.Copy !req
539. "The two of you?"Copy !req
540. Helluva pickle you got us into,
eh, boy-o?Copy !req
541. Hunter!
They got you, too, huh?Copy !req
542. Well it serves you right,
you two-timing bitch.Copy !req
543. What the hell are you so P.O.'d
at me for?Copy !req
544. So I sicced those three
reprobates on you.Copy !req
545. So what?
You're Brock Samson, damn it!Copy !req
546. Thought I'd add a little
spice to your life.Copy !req
547. So, what, you did me
a favor?Copy !req
548. You're damn skippy,
I did!Copy !req
549. Got you out of that
dead end jobCopy !req
550. and back to doing
what you're best at.Copy !req
551. And then what?Copy !req
552. You were hoping I'd be so
grateful to you and MolotovCopy !req
553. I'd join up with your little
thrill kill girls' club?Copy !req
554. Sorry, I don't have
the tits for it.Copy !req
555. 'Coulda fooled me,
Poppin' Fresh.Copy !req
556. Unless...Copy !req
557. you were working undercover...Copy !req
558. That's it.Copy !req
559. Work it out, Thinkenstein.Copy !req
560. The sex change, the defection—
it was all a ruseCopy !req
561. so you could infiltrate
Molotov's group?Copy !req
562. Well, you're half-right
so far...Copy !req
563. You're still with O.S.I.,
aren't you?Copy !req
564. S.P.H.I.N.X. wasn't
after Molotov—Copy !req
565. They were after you!Copy !req
566. I knew it!Copy !req
567. Boy-o...Copy !req
568. you don't know dick.Copy !req
569. The cleansing of fire
is complete.Copy !req
570. Now Hitler must die...Copy !req
571. again.Copy !req
572. Bring me
giant boy detective!Copy !req
573. He ran away.Copy !req
574. Hark!
Who goes there?Copy !req
575. It's okay,
Giant Boy Detective.Copy !req
576. Whose a good dog?Copy !req
577. I mean, Hitler.Copy !req
578. Who's a good...
Fuhrer?Copy !req
579. Alert!
Come in—Copy !req
580. Na, na, no, lone wolf.Copy !req
581. We don't want to tattle.Copy !req
582. I can cross
"stab Hitler to death"Copy !req
583. off my list of cool crapCopy !req
584. I thought
I'd never get to do.Copy !req
585. Brock?Copy !req
586. Hey Hank...Copy !req
587. 'killed Hitler...Copy !req
588. W-Why are you here?
Why are you wearing that?Copy !req
589. Why didn't you
say good bye to me?Copy !req
590. - Why didn't—
- Hank! Listen buddy.Copy !req
591. You have to trust me.Copy !req
592. You can't tell anybody
we were here.Copy !req
593. This is our little secret.Copy !req
594. Why did you leave me?Copy !req
595. Hank, I'll never
leave you.Copy !req
596. But right now, these guys
need me a little more.Copy !req
597. You can share me Hank,
can't you?Copy !req
598. I mean look how
big you got.Copy !req
599. Can barely get my hands
around these shoulders.Copy !req
600. Hank! Hank!Copy !req
601. I'm over here!
It's okay! I'm with —Copy !req
602. Hank, did you kill Hitler?Copy !req
603. No, it was...
it was...Copy !req
604. an angel.Copy !req
605. Oh...
I thought it was you.Copy !req
606. I was gonna buy you
an ice cream cake and stuff.Copy !req
607. Naw, I was just kidding.Copy !req
608. Yeah, it was me.Copy !req
609. I totally killed Hitler.Copy !req