1. Yes, chilling!Copy !req
2. I'm so scared of your leftover
prop from a Styx video.Copy !req
3. Oh, please spare my life, Mr. Roboto.Copy !req
4. Miss me, darling?Copy !req
5. What? No, I just saw you,
like, five minutes ago.Copy !req
6. You have thwarted my robot,
my dear Monarch!Copy !req
7. But Dr. Dugong has plenty more
tricks up his sleeve.Copy !req
8. You don't have sleeves.Copy !req
9. You're in a seal costume.Copy !req
10. Dugong!Copy !req
11. And it's not a costume!Copy !req
12. - Boys, locate Dr. Manatee.
- Dugong!Copy !req
13. He's been on the stupid PA
the whole time.Copy !req
14. There's a speaker right
over my head.Copy !req
15. It's so loud.Copy !req
16. It's blah, blah blah, blah blah.Copy !req
17. desperate attempt to learn
the secrets of love and caring,Copy !req
18. was chemically fused
with a gentle sea cow!Copy !req
19. Dr. Sea Lion won't stop
with the third person.Copy !req
20. Dugong!Copy !req
21. A dugong!Copy !req
22. Douglas Ong.Copy !req
23. Dr. Dugong —Copy !req
24. Oh, my God, thank you.Copy !req
25. OK, I know he's annoying,
but you have to get into it.Copy !req
26. You gotta at least pretend to try.Copy !req
27. He's such a weenus.Copy !req
28. Did you hear that origin story?Copy !req
29. "Secrets of love and caring"?Copy !req
30. - "Caring"?
- Yeah, that was kinda gay.Copy !req
31. But I really want you to try
to take this seriously.Copy !req
32. We've located Dr. Dugong, mum.Copy !req
33. Good work.
Mommy's little babies.Copy !req
34. It's bad enough
that they ignore me...Copy !req
35. but do you have to call them that?Copy !req
36. Man seeks a good time,
but he is not a hedonist.Copy !req
37. He seeks love,
he just doesn't know where to look.Copy !req
38. He looks under the beds...Copy !req
39. of whores and in the hot stem
of a crack pipe...Copy !req
40. but he should look to nature.Copy !req
41. Gentle aquatic mammals
have all the answers.Copy !req
42. Your door was locked,
so we let ourselves in.Copy !req
43. Yeah, we got our own key.Copy !req
44. Well, if it isn't Dr. Mrs. The Monarch...Copy !req
45. the pupa twins, and... a-and...Copy !req
46. Come on, Monarch. What's the holdup?Copy !req
47. OK, OK.Copy !req
48. Oh, man! You're all flesh colored.Copy !req
49. How much thalidomide
did your mom take?Copy !req
50. You may have found
my inner sanctum, but you are not —Copy !req
51. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
52. Can you hold that speech
for a second?Copy !req
53. - Don't forget it.
- I won't.Copy !req
54. One second!Copy !req
55. Will you just try to do this right?Copy !req
56. This guy's a chump.Copy !req
57. You get me in front of Dr. Venture...Copy !req
58. and I'll show you how I dance.Copy !req
59. We'll talk about that later.
Now, please, do it for me.Copy !req
60. OK, fine.Copy !req
61. Go ahead.Copy !req
62. Oh, oh. You may have found
my inner sanctum —Copy !req
63. Shut up! Now give us the key, or the plans
or whatever-the-hell you have!Copy !req
64. I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.Copy !req
65. Give us the cuttlefish!Copy !req
66. Cuttle...Copy !req
67. I can't do this!Copy !req
68. Oh, you were so close, sweetie.Copy !req
69. Just pretend he's Dr. Venture.Copy !req
70. Give me that gun.Copy !req
71. You abandoned me!Copy !req
72. You abandoned my hatred!Copy !req
73. I-I-I have cuttlefish.Copy !req
74. Look into my eyes!Copy !req
75. So?Copy !req
76. Hmm, rock band music?Copy !req
77. OK, I'll do the feature.Copy !req
78. What's your angle?Copy !req
79. You're incredibly lame.Copy !req
80. Here's the angle.Copy !req
81. The next big thing
since Eddy and The Cruisers.Copy !req
82. My boyband good looks,
Dermott's bizarre anger...Copy !req
83. and a robot on drums.Copy !req
84. Hmm, I like it.Copy !req
85. It has a science angle.Copy !req
86. So, what does the band go by?Copy !req
87. I like "Lip Glossary."Copy !req
88. And I'm leaning towards
"Goat Blood Sacrifice."Copy !req
89. Well, there's your story.Copy !req
90. We'll have a readers' contest.Copy !req
91. Dean, we're your only readers.Copy !req
92. My subscribers number
well into the teens!Copy !req
93. Right here in "Affection Directions"...Copy !req
94. a troubled reader queries —Copy !req
95. "I'm on love with my boss' wife.Copy !req
96. "But because my boss
is a known killer and private torturer...Copy !req
97. "I'm afraid to say something."Copy !req
98. Signed, G. Viceroy.Copy !req
99. So I reply —Copy !req
100. "It's a slippery
slope you ski, Mr. Viceroy.Copy !req
101. "But yours truly Deany VeeCopy !req
102. "thinks it's best to march up to herCopy !req
103. "and tell her how you feel.Copy !req
104. "It doesn't matter that she's kinda scary...Copy !req
105. "and that her Dad is magic.Copy !req
106. "It's best to make
your noble intentions known."Copy !req
107. Complete weenus.Copy !req
108. I thought it was pretty good advice.Copy !req
109. I mean, a man can't live a lie
and still be a man!Copy !req
110. This Viceroy guy is probably dying inside.Copy !req
111. Dude, this Viceroy guy
is probably fictitious.Copy !req
112. Or one of you guys.Copy !req
113. Why would you say that?
I mean, it's absurd.Copy !req
114. There's no proof that it's one of us.Copy !req
115. Well, it's Dean Venture's
fake little newspaper.Copy !req
116. How many people read it?Copy !req
117. Well, yeah. That's what I meant.Copy !req
118. Because it sounds like a joke.Copy !req
119. That's joking. That's totally joking talk.Copy !req
120. Drop it.Copy !req
121. Hey, the buffoon answered
my question. Unbelievable!Copy !req
122. OK, OK, check this out.Copy !req
123. I wrote — "Dear Deany Vee,
I'm remodeling my bachelor pad.Copy !req
124. "And everybody knows that Deany Vee
lives in the coolest home ever.Copy !req
125. "Could you please print out
a layout of the Venture compound.Copy !req
126. "Complete with security
schematics and access codes?"Copy !req
127. "You are in luck, Bare Walls in Baltimore.Copy !req
128. "Because I plan a whole feature
on the Venture compound...Copy !req
129. "and a two page spread...Copy !req
130. "on Rusty Venture's
amazing Vacuum-boombroom...Copy !req
131. "fresh from it's triumphant
showing at the Science Now Conference.Copy !req
132. "That, plus word jumbles,
comics, and coupons...Copy !req
133. "all in the next Venture Home News!"Copy !req
134. Showing the Vacuum-boombroom.
Do you know what that means?Copy !req
135. That Venture's invented
an exploding vacuum?Copy !req
136. And that he gave it
the stupidest name ever?Copy !req
137. Close! It means that Venture is,
as we speak...Copy !req
138. showing his lame-ass invention...Copy !req
139. at the Science Now Conference.Copy !req
140. Ahh! This is the first year I won't be there
to piss on his parade!Copy !req
141. Dude!Copy !req
142. Oh, I mean, Mighty Monarch!
We should do it.Copy !req
143. - Come on, it would be so sweet.
- Can't.Copy !req
144. Guild won't let me arch Venture. Why do
you think I'm hanging out with you guys?Copy !req
145. Because we're super-cool!Copy !req
146. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
147. As cool as we are, undeniable.Copy !req
148. If I had a lady like your wife,
I would be with her right now.Copy !req
149. And I'd be brushing her hair...Copy !req
150. and then we'd explore our feelings.Copy !req
151. If you had a lady like my wife...Copy !req
152. you would be in
an alternate universe where —Copy !req
153. where dogs talk and birds
have human pets.Copy !req
154. Wooo— oh, crap!Copy !req
155. You just reminded me.Copy !req
156. I have to go to my wife's
little post game pow wow.Copy !req
157. He went arching?Copy !req
158. Without us?Copy !req
159. Ow! Ohh!Copy !req
160. We don't get to do anything.Copy !req
161. I'm, like, this close
to arching the paper boy.Copy !req
162. Sweetie, you just killed
your arch enemy.Copy !req
163. You killed him. He's dead.Copy !req
164. Well, I'm that good.Copy !req
165. What can I say?Copy !req
166. You're not an assassin,
you're a villain.Copy !req
167. The Guild is very touchy...Copy !req
168. with cold-blooded murder
on day one!Copy !req
169. With a fucking cripple
that thinks he's half a sea cow.Copy !req
170. That guy was lame!Copy !req
171. I can't go from Dr. Venture to that guy.Copy !req
172. If these are the kind of
Protagonists I keep getting...Copy !req
173. I'm gonna quit.Copy !req
174. Yeah, quit. Mature.Copy !req
175. You kill every arch enemy
you get assigned...Copy !req
176. and I keep apologizing to the Guild.Copy !req
177. Just quit. That's fair.Copy !req
178. Now you're trying to make me
out to be the bad guy.Copy !req
179. Yes! I'm trying to make you a bad guy!
We're both bad guys!Copy !req
180. We're professional bad guys.Copy !req
181. Ding! Hello?Copy !req
182. Yes, please, belittle me
in front of my henchmen.Copy !req
183. It's a real morale booster.Copy !req
184. Well, why are we arguing
in front of the henchmen anyway?Copy !req
185. Because the henchmen are standing here.Copy !req
186. Are you two gonna get a divorce?Copy !req
187. That's a very pretty costume,
Mrs. Monarch.Copy !req
188. I have a cocoon parked in a tree
that is full of guys...Copy !req
189. that do nothing but play a video game
that uses a little plastic baby guitar!Copy !req
190. They have nothing to do since
those mean little freaks moved in.Copy !req
191. I don't wanna sound
prejudice or anything...Copy !req
192. but they are super creepy.Copy !req
193. As long as this is all out in the open...Copy !req
194. I have evidence that they pee
in the corners of my room.Copy !req
195. They're marking my room.Copy !req
196. You wanna lose
some of that belly fat right fast?Copy !req
197. Put you on a cold steel diet.Copy !req
198. Be the last diet you ever go on.Copy !req
199. Boys, don't cut anybody.Copy !req
200. No, go ahead and kill him.Copy !req
201. Metaphorically!Copy !req
202. Do it. The henchmen aren't
being used for anything!Copy !req
203. I mean, you and your knife wielding...Copy !req
204. miniature psychos
seem to do just fine without us!Copy !req
205. Come on, Minions.Copy !req
206. We are not needed here!Copy !req
207. - Time!
- 3.23 seconds.Copy !req
208. Not bad considering
your lack of training.Copy !req
209. Alright, it's my turn.Copy !req
210. Here's the secret.
You have to lead H.E.L.P.eR.Copy !req
211. Duh. Aw, come on!Copy !req
212. Your ceiling's too low for me
to do my sweet Gymkata...Copy !req
213. hand-spring wheel-kick.Copy !req
214. OK, ready, set...Copy !req
215. Go!Copy !req
216. Our drummer wasn't ready!Copy !req
217. I came at him with my chi...Copy !req
218. totally focused right here
in my upper chest.Copy !req
219. Plus, if I had on my tabbi boots, I —Copy !req
220. Shhh!Copy !req
221. - What?
- Somebody's coming!Copy !req
222. Oh, forget it. Just let him in.Copy !req
223. What is going on in here?Copy !req
224. Hey, loser.Copy !req
225. Changed out of
your 1910 banker's costume...Copy !req
226. into your Umpa Lumpa costume for us?Copy !req
227. It's a speed suit.Copy !req
228. I wear it when I'm doing science.Copy !req
229. Dean, putting plastic
dinosaurs in water...Copy !req
230. till they get huge
and all bloated isn't "doing science."Copy !req
231. That hurt, Hank.Copy !req
232. I expect that kind of sass
from Dermott, but not from you.Copy !req
233. Can you please stop H.E.L.P.eR.
from drumming?Copy !req
234. No, I'm not even sure
how we got him to start.Copy !req
235. We can't even get him
to play something different.Copy !req
236. OK, it's 10:30.Copy !req
237. I'm gonna clean up the mess
in the kitchen, you're welcome.Copy !req
238. And then it's bedtime for all of us.Copy !req
239. What, are you going through menopause?Copy !req
240. Have some fun for once.Copy !req
241. Yeah, Deano. Lighten up.Copy !req
242. You are missing the big picture, Hank.Copy !req
243. If Dad sees that we can handle
ourselves without him...Copy !req
244. we get more privileges.Copy !req
245. Scooter rides off the compound...Copy !req
246. sleep away astronaut camp,
public school.Copy !req
247. Hank, public school!Copy !req
248. We are being tested!Copy !req
249. You guys are sad.Copy !req
250. Why did he decide to leave you
here in the first place?Copy !req
251. Something about the Conference having
"hot desperate women."Copy !req
252. And we had a bad run-in...Copy !req
253. with the Hot Lava men of Tanga Island.Copy !req
254. So I can imagine...Copy !req
255. how dangerous their women get
when they're desperate.Copy !req
256. I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
257. I-I gotta blow off some steam
or something.Copy !req
258. Two words, titty bar.Copy !req
259. I'm just gonna throw that out there.Copy !req
260. Totally! And two more words —Copy !req
261. potato skins.Copy !req
262. I got a better idea.Copy !req
263. We return to suckle the teat of hate...Copy !req
264. that once nourished us
like so much butterflyCopy !req
265. themed Romulus and Remus.Copy !req
266. So, yes, to the strip club?Copy !req
267. No!Copy !req
268. We are going to fuck up
an empty Venture Compound!Copy !req
269. Your wife isn't gonna like that.Copy !req
270. Whatever!Copy !req
271. When did this happen?Copy !req
272. Last thing I remember...Copy !req
273. I was planting dynamite
under Venture's baby blue jeep!Copy !req
274. That was the best!Copy !req
275. And we had that plunger thing
you push down. So classic.Copy !req
276. We need to get an anvil
and drop that on him.Copy !req
277. Sweet! Or a round bomb!Copy !req
278. Oh, the black ones with the fuse?Copy !req
279. I love those.Copy !req
280. But look at my life now.Copy !req
281. Hatred's become a job.Copy !req
282. I had true hatred with Venture.Copy !req
283. I didn't have to fake it.Copy !req
284. That sweet loathing
just poured out of me...Copy !req
285. whenever I saw his pathetic face.Copy !req
286. I just — I just wanted
to kick his ass.Copy !req
287. I wanted to build a machine
to kick his ass.Copy !req
288. I wanted to build an empire...Copy !req
289. to house the machine to kick his ass!Copy !req
290. Then, by God,
let's go take a dump in his pool!Copy !req
291. What's with the sidecar?Copy !req
292. It's your Queen's throne.Copy !req
293. Yeah, just one of the many super-featuresCopy !req
294. we worked into the new cocoon.Copy !req
295. Why don't you just paint
the place pink, while you're at it.Copy !req
296. Cool. I rebuilt that throne
and never knew it did that.Copy !req
297. To the Monarchmobile!Copy !req
298. This rules!Copy !req
299. I'm gonna take the stairs.Copy !req
300. OK, Monarch, I'm gaining
serious fucking momentum over here!Copy !req
301. Well, use your feet
to slow yourself down.Copy !req
302. I'm wearing booties!Copy !req
303. I can feel every seam on this thing!Copy !req
304. It kills!Copy !req
305. Ow! The crown!Copy !req
306. Can you pull over please?Copy !req
307. I can't stop!Copy !req
308. Aaah! Ow!Copy !req
309. Oh, right on my coccyx.Copy !req
310. Ow, right on your coccyx.Copy !req
311. Who put the top up?Copy !req
312. You'll thank me later.Copy !req
313. It's gonna rain.Copy !req
314. Whoa!Copy !req
315. What is this, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?Copy !req
316. Who else knew it could do this?Copy !req
317. This is driving me crazy!Copy !req
318. H.E.L.P.eR., activate!Copy !req
319. H.E.L.P.eR.,
disable vocal functions.Copy !req
320. H.E.L.P.eR.,
disable alarm functions!Copy !req
321. Oh, come on!Copy !req
322. H.E.L.P.eR., disable
all accessible audio functions.Copy !req
323. Access password, Rusty is a cowboy.Copy !req
324. Hey, what gives?
I didn't do it.Copy !req
325. Man, I hope the tape didn't snap.Copy !req
326. Brock would kill me. It's his only tape.Copy !req
327. It's Brock's?
Hey, you think I could borrow it.Copy !req
328. You know, just for a few days.Copy !req
329. What's that?Copy !req
330. I freaking knew it.Copy !req
331. Why didn't the alarms go off?Copy !req
332. 'Cause that's a UFO.Copy !req
333. They screw with electrical fields, duh.Copy !req
334. - Are you sure?
- I'm totally positive.Copy !req
335. They just landed behind
your freaking house.Copy !req
336. So that rules out
a weather balloon or the moon.Copy !req
337. I have to call my Dad and Brock
and tell them the aliens are back.Copy !req
338. Back? What, does this happen a lot?Copy !req
339. About as much as ghost
hauntings, or time machine guys...Copy !req
340. from the past
showing up to yell at my Dad.Copy !req
341. What are you doing?Copy !req
342. I'm gonna put this lighter up my corn hole.Copy !req
343. So when the aliens try to
probe me, and they totally will...Copy !req
344. they'll get a face full of freakin' fire!Copy !req
345. Nobody goes in through my out door.Copy !req
346. Come on, somebody.Copy !req
347. Answer your watch.Copy !req
348. Beggin' your pardon, mum.Copy !req
349. Aah! What are you doing in here?Copy !req
350. Monarch is gone.Copy !req
351. So is the Monarchmobile.Copy !req
352. He's with his two cronies.Copy !req
353. It figures.Copy !req
354. You want we should go find him?Copy !req
355. No, no, no.
I know exactly where he is.Copy !req
356. What I want is for you to get
outta here so I can change.Copy !req
357. We could just close our eyes.Copy !req
358. And promise not to peek?Copy !req
359. - At your body.
- At your naked body.Copy !req
360. Get out!Copy !req
361. This is what it's all about.Copy !req
362. Ahh, just smell that air.Copy !req
363. Oh, jeez, that is foul!Copy !req
364. Don't look at me! There's a septic tank
somewhere around here.Copy !req
365. That's the smell of pure hate.Copy !req
366. I remember the first time I smelled that.Copy !req
367. I was so young back then.Copy !req
368. It feels like it was just yest—Copy !req
369. Is anybody else really hot?Copy !req
370. I am baking here.Copy !req
371. Why are you fucking hitting your leader?Copy !req
372. Your wings are on fire!Copy !req
373. There're lasers all over the place!Copy !req
374. What's —Copy !req
375. It's the septic tank! It's gonna blow!Copy !req
376. Fuck it! Run!Copy !req
377. Aaah!Copy !req
378. What the heck just happened?Copy !req
379. Finally, somebody answers.Copy !req
380. Dude, a UFO landed in Compound East.Copy !req
381. We're investigating!Copy !req
382. Were you dumped into the panic room?Copy !req
383. No, but my stuffed giraffe
and your bed sheets were.Copy !req
384. Well, the security system
must be working.Copy !req
385. But the alarm is busted
because of the aliens.Copy !req
386. Eh— I'm sure there's a scientific
and rational explanation.Copy !req
387. - Did you call Pop?
- Yeah, no answer.Copy !req
388. - OK, don't panic.
- I won't.Copy !req
389. OK...
Well I think I'm gonna.Copy !req
390. Dean, don't hide
in the closet.Copy !req
391. I just need a few moments in here.Copy !req
392. OK, then take the Uzi.Copy !req
393. I'm gonna use this Kalashnikov.Copy !req
394. Where'd you get that?
I want an AK, too.Copy !req
395. Boys, put the weapons back.Copy !req
396. I want you both to stay here.Copy !req
397. We need to protect you, mum.Copy !req
398. From the Monarch.
He's gone all crazy.Copy !req
399. He's probably dangerous.Copy !req
400. - Or worse.
- Yeah, or worse.Copy !req
401. Tim-Tom, Kevin...Copy !req
402. The Monarch would never hurt me.Copy !req
403. You just don't understand him.Copy !req
404. He has a deep hate for Dr. Venture.Copy !req
405. Why?Copy !req
406. Because the Monarch has passion.Copy !req
407. He has more hate in his yellow glove...Copy !req
408. than most villains have
in their whole costume.Copy !req
409. Well, why does he hate Dr. Venture?Copy !req
410. Because he can't fake it.Copy !req
411. He would rather jeopardize his whole
career than arch somebody else.Copy !req
412. That's why.
Because he's the real thing!Copy !req
413. No, mum.Copy !req
414. What did Dr. Venture do
to the Monarch to make them enemies?Copy !req
415. Nothing worth destroying
a career... a marriage.Copy !req
416. I know what I have to do.
You boys stay here!Copy !req
417. Why can't we get a straight answer?Copy !req
418. I just saw mum's clean panties.Copy !req
419. When she was crouching?Copy !req
420. I tried not to look. Were they —Copy !req
421. They were white panties, Kevin.Copy !req
422. - White...
- Oooh, white.Copy !req
423. I can't believe we didn't get blown up.Copy !req
424. Dude, we're like those guys
on TV that never get shot.Copy !req
425. Hey, we're like main characters.Copy !req
426. Don't jinx it. You see anything?Copy !req
427. No, I can't see squat
with these tinted goggles on.Copy !req
428. Douche, use the night vision.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
429. I can see everything.Copy !req
430. This is so cool. When did we get these?Copy !req
431. Like, 1994.Copy !req
432. Why don't I know this stuff?
Man, this is so rad.Copy !req
433. It's like Blair Witch-o-vision.Copy !req
434. Those kids eyes look all glowing.Copy !req
435. - What kids?
- Those two right over there.Copy !req
436. What are you doing? Get them!Copy !req
437. Super run away!Copy !req
438. Take a look at that, Rusty.Copy !req
439. Ah!Copy !req
440. You rebuilding G.U.A.R.D.O.,
you pathetic loser.Copy !req
441. Wanna see if you can get it
to suck again? Huh?Copy !req
442. Is that what you want? Huh?Copy !req
443. Well, hello.Copy !req
444. Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
445. I'm giving you my Earth germs.Copy !req
446. I'm gonna kill you with my cold!Copy !req
447. - Die, alien!
- I'm not an alien, dill-weed.Copy !req
448. I'm a henchman.
You're not a Venture brother.Copy !req
449. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
450. - I'm Hank's friend.
- Yeah, I doubt that.Copy !req
451. Would you believe
I'm Brock Samson's long lost son?Copy !req
452. If that were true I don't think
I would have caught you so easily.Copy !req
453. I couldn't run because I got
a lighter up my ass.Copy !req
454. OK, now I believe you're Hank's friend.Copy !req
455. Here we go.Copy !req
456. All hands, this is your Queen Butterfly!Copy !req
457. Man your stations!Copy !req
458. Engine room, prepare for flight!Copy !req
459. Navigators to their controls,
double time!Copy !req
460. Hank!Copy !req
461. Hank, I'm gonna throw up!
Can we stop for a second?Copy !req
462. - Truce?
- Truce, yes. I'm dying!Copy !req
463. Alright.Copy !req
464. What are the warning signs
of a heart attack?Copy !req
465. Get out of my yard.Copy !req
466. You guys aren't allowed
within 500 feet of us!Copy !req
467. Well, you weren't supposed to be here!Copy !req
468. Well, we are.Copy !req
469. You guys just blew up my backyard.Copy !req
470. Aw, I'm gonna get blamed for that.
I'm gonna tell my Dad!Copy !req
471. OK, wait, wait!Copy !req
472. Don't call your Dad.
Just listen first, OK?Copy !req
473. OK, but it better be
that you are gonna fix the lawn.Copy !req
474. Alright, listen.Copy !req
475. I'm about to lay some heavy on you.Copy !req
476. Hank, you can't die.Copy !req
477. You're, like, magic or something.Copy !req
478. Wait. Are you funnin' me?Copy !req
479. I have personally seen you
die twice. Seriously.Copy !req
480. Like shotgun to the face.
You can't be killed.Copy !req
481. I shit you not.Copy !req
482. You are an immortal.Copy !req
483. - Like the Highlander?
- Yes, like the Highlander.Copy !req
484. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
485. Because I have something for you.Copy !req
486. Cool! Is that for me?Copy !req
487. Kinda.Copy !req
488. I hate killing you, dude.
But it's all I could come up with.Copy !req
489. It's OK, Mr. Reachy.Copy !req
490. Brock will be here soon
and everything will be fine.Copy !req
491. Hello? Hank?Copy !req
492. Hank, is that you?Copy !req
493. Did you find out what happened? Hank?Copy !req
494. What are you doing to her?Copy !req
495. Umm, giving your robot Chlamydia?Copy !req
496. When my Dad finds out about this
you're gonna be in big trouble!Copy !req
497. Big trouble!Copy !req
498. Yes, good! Tell your father!Copy !req
499. That is the final step in your training.Copy !req
500. What?Copy !req
501. Narc on me and your training
will be complete!Copy !req
502. You will have become completely evil!Copy !req
503. Join me, Dean!Copy !req
504. Tell your Dad on me!Copy !req
505. No! I won't be like you!Copy !req
506. Never ever! Never ever!Copy !req
507. Yes, Dean.Copy !req
508. Complete your final test and tattle on me.Copy !req
509. Then, and only then will you
be a super villain.Copy !req
510. You can't make me!Copy !req
511. I'll never tell my Dad!Copy !req
512. I will never be evil like you!Copy !req
513. Oh, you have bested me
this time, master Venture.Copy !req
514. But next time I'll be ready!Copy !req
515. OK...Copy !req
516. Bye.Copy !req
517. Look, kid, I threw in the grapple cannon...Copy !req
518. and the climbing claws.Copy !req
519. What else do you want?Copy !req
520. 50 bucks.Copy !req
521. I'm a henchman.
We don't carry cash.Copy !req
522. Dude, we don't even really make cash.Copy !req
523. Alright, fine.
I won't tell anybody about this then.Copy !req
524. You have my word.Copy !req
525. - What the hell is that thing?
- My ride.Copy !req
526. Yeah, a bribe.Copy !req
527. That kid drove a hard bargain.Copy !req
528. How did you handle Hank?Copy !req
529. Shot him in the chest
with a dart gun.Copy !req
530. Oh, a trank! I never thought of that.Copy !req
531. Not a tranquilizer. I used the rifle.Copy !req
532. No way. They shoot tranquilizers.Copy !req
533. The— do? What—
Why don't I know that?Copy !req
534. Why don't you people tell me anything?Copy !req
535. Enter stealth mode
and take her home, boys!Copy !req
536. Aye, aye, my love!Copy !req
537. - What?
- What?Copy !req
538. Hi honey, I'm home.Copy !req
539. Uh.Copy !req
540. Give me the prize!Copy !req
541. I am the one!Copy !req
542. Now, it took a lot of work...Copy !req
543. to get the Guild to agree to this.Copy !req
544. And it's only on a trial basis.Copy !req
545. OK, fine.Copy !req
546. Can I open my eyes yet?Copy !req
547. Ahhh!Copy !req
548. Scary big brown flying poo-poo!Copy !req