1. Hey kids,
it's time for adventureCopy !req
2. at Rusty's Day Camp
For Boy Adventurers—Copy !req
3. The largest privately run day camp...Copy !req
4. for budding super
scientists in the area.Copy !req
5. Learn adventuring from
pros like action Johnny...Copy !req
6. Master Billy Quiz-boy,
and of course me...Copy !req
7. Rusty Venture, star
of the Rusty Venture cartoon.Copy !req
8. Tell mom you need excitement.Copy !req
9. Tell dad you need a cashier's check.Copy !req
10. And we'll see you there.Copy !req
11. At Rusty's Day Camp For Boy Adventurers!Copy !req
12. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy...Copy !req
13. just trying to give
back to the fans that made me.Copy !req
14. These kids paid 200 bucks
a head to get in here...Copy !req
15. and then you charge the another
$20 to get their picture taken...Copy !req
16. with a cardboard cutout.Copy !req
17. I'm not sure that qualifies
as "giving back."Copy !req
18. Alright, keep it down.Copy !req
19. I don't want my fans to know
how mean you are to their hero.Copy !req
20. That's right, it's Rusty Venture!Copy !req
21. When do we eat, Sam?Copy !req
22. We wouldn't stopped for a cruller
if we knew you were gonna starve us.Copy !req
23. Oh, those are underrated.Copy !req
24. There are fully stocked vending machines
right next to the gift shack.Copy !req
25. Why don't you two get yourself
an eight-dollar bag of combos?Copy !req
26. Whew!Copy !req
27. Wowzie, some people
just shouldn't breed.Copy !req
28. Those are some ugly kids.Copy !req
29. Kids? You're kidding, right?Copy !req
30. They're achondroplastic dwarves.Copy !req
31. And they're almost
as good as you or I...Copy !req
32. and they deserve this camp
as much as any other kid here.Copy !req
33. Such a racist.Copy !req
34. - They're not really a race, Doc.
- Will you listen to yourself, Hitler.Copy !req
35. Well, not really a Boy Adventurer.Copy !req
36. Well, why are you even here?Copy !req
37. Because you have a big head?Copy !req
38. Hey! All celebrities have large heads.Copy !req
39. You ever see Christina Ricci
in real life?Copy !req
40. So what are you?Copy !req
41. I'm a Quiz Boy.Copy !req
42. It's a seriously underrated
branch of boy genius.Copy !req
43. Quiz boy?Copy !req
44. You don't really look like a little kid.Copy !req
45. Come on. OK, fine, I'm 35 years old.
You happy?Copy !req
46. I'm neither Boy, nor Adventurer. Brilliant.Copy !req
47. You. You solved the case of
"Let's hurt the unpaid volunteer's feelings."Copy !req
48. Pretty smart kid.Copy !req
49. You know what you're gonna be?Copy !req
50. I'm gonna be a Boy Adventurer
like Rusty Venture!Copy !req
51. What is "wrong"!
You, my friend, are gonna be a Quiz Boy!Copy !req
52. No, I won't.Copy !req
53. I'll take "yes you are" for 50 points.Copy !req
54. We can't all be famous Adventurers.Copy !req
55. That doesn't mean you have to be out
of the adventure game altogether.Copy !req
56. You mean, become a super villain?Copy !req
57. Shiver me timbers, no!Copy !req
58. I'm talking about the rubber mask set.Copy !req
59. The little guys.Copy !req
60. Do we get to wear cool costumes?Copy !req
61. You bet you do!Copy !req
62. If you run a museum
you get yourself a glowing suit of armor.Copy !req
63. You wanna protect your gold
from meddling kids...Copy !req
64. you might try a ghost miner 49er.Copy !req
65. Look at me. I look like Johnny Depp!Copy !req
66. Oh, and that's not all.Copy !req
67. Sometimes you get to hang out with
people who were famous once, like Cher...Copy !req
68. and the guy that did the voice
for Inspector Gadget!Copy !req
69. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
70. You're on monarch time!Copy !req
71. You snack off the clock!Copy !req
72. Wait, see if they have that in a medium.Copy !req
73. That's hilarious.Copy !req
74. Honey, have you seen
Tim-Tom and Kevin?Copy !req
75. Your Murderous Moppets?Copy !req
76. I sent them out on a... thing.Copy !req
77. Monarch, you're not arching
Dr. Venture in there, are you?Copy !req
78. What? No, no, sweetie.Copy !req
79. This is reconnaissance work...Copy !req
80. Pr-preemptive Arching.Copy !req
81. Isn't that just arching?Copy !req
82. Well, maybe if you're
retarded it— man of manatee!Copy !req
83. - Where did you get that number?
- You like it?Copy !req
84. It's a prototype for my
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch costume.Copy !req
85. I don't want to be picky...Copy !req
86. but you're gonna trip on those wings.Copy !req
87. And aren't you a little afraid
that your cupcakes might slide out?Copy !req
88. Whatever, they're taped.Copy !req
89. I'm more worried
that it makes my ass look chunky.Copy !req
90. Oh dear...Copy !req
91. Come here, sit on your king's
ever expanding throne.Copy !req
92. What is that?Copy !req
93. No doubt a recruitment
facility cleverly disguised...Copy !req
94. as like, the gayest day camp ever.Copy !req
95. What's that? It's huge!Copy !req
96. It can't be a kid.Copy !req
97. Dean, that's a teenager.Copy !req
98. But... but, we don't look like that.
Oh, crap! He's coming over here.Copy !req
99. I-I gotta go.Copy !req
100. Dude, what is your problem?Copy !req
101. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
102. Your mom make you come
to this loser con, too?Copy !req
103. I don't have a mommy.Copy !req
104. So what, I don't have a dad.Copy !req
105. He was in black ops. Probably
went undercover to kill somebody.Copy !req
106. Hey, what was that nerdy kid's problem?Copy !req
107. That's my brother, Dean. He's never seen
another teenage boy before.Copy !req
108. Hey, how many of you
got fathers out there?Copy !req
109. Show of hands.Copy !req
110. You! Why is your hand not up, man?Copy !req
111. What? No father?Copy !req
112. You don't look like Jesus, bro.Copy !req
113. My daddy died while I was sleeping.Copy !req
114. Oh, well, you had a father...Copy !req
115. and now you're fuckin' free, man.Copy !req
116. Let's go! Come on!Copy !req
117. I wanna see all those hands up!Copy !req
118. Oh, wait, Action Johnny's hand isn't up.Copy !req
119. Why is that?Copy !req
120. Does he not have a father?Copy !req
121. No! Fathers are caring and protective men.Copy !req
122. And I don't have one of those.
No. No, but who cares?Copy !req
123. Who cares, who cares,
who cares, who cares!Copy !req
124. Maybe I did kill the dog.Copy !req
125. Maybe I was the lizard man
that stole your precious serum.Copy !req
126. You loved that serum
more than you loved me.Copy !req
127. Father!Copy !req
128. I liked him better when he was strung out.Copy !req
129. Poor bastard.
I can't believe you got him to do this.Copy !req
130. I know. You should read his rider.Copy !req
131. He requested 20 bars
of Lever 2000, one bottle of Crystal...Copy !req
132. one bottle of Dom Perignon,
and two cases of Tropicana Twisters.Copy !req
133. Right. Who was that, Van Halen?Copy !req
134. No, that was Sean Puffy Combs Daddy.Copy !req
135. Hey, Pop, can I show
my new friend my bedroom?Copy !req
136. I've never had a friend in there.Copy !req
137. Ya know, Pop, I've never even had a friend.Copy !req
138. Hank! Stop calling me "Pop"!Copy !req
139. If these kids find out that their hero
has had sex...Copy !req
140. their heads will explode.Copy !req
141. But I want to show my new—Copy !req
142. This isn't all about you, Hank.
These kids want to see Rusty Venture.Copy !req
143. Maybe when there's a cartoon
called The Venture Brothers...Copy !req
144. it'll be different.Copy !req
145. Hey Hank, I could sure use
your help with my judo class.Copy !req
146. I can't do it without your ukemi.Copy !req
147. I'll go change into my Gi!Copy !req
148. Smooth, Doc.Copy !req
149. Wait till you have kids of your own.Copy !req
150. Killing Blackulas with a sword is cool.Copy !req
151. But do you know what's really cool?Copy !req
152. Safety!Copy !req
153. The Order Of The Triad...Copy !req
154. has a lot
of strange and dangerous enemies.Copy !req
155. Enemies of safety!Copy !req
156. One of our enemies is invisible!Copy !req
157. And he can enter any home
through the ground.Copy !req
158. He's in your home now...Copy !req
159. waiting for you in the basement.Copy !req
160. His name is Radon!Copy !req
161. And he will give you lung cancer.Copy !req
162. Lung cancer?Copy !req
163. But Al, I don't smoke.Copy !req
164. Of course you don't, Jefferson.Copy !req
165. Because smoking is more evil
than the hoary Denizens of the underworld.Copy !req
166. And if you smoked, we'd know it...Copy !req
167. because we have a smoke detector
in every room.Copy !req
168. With fresh batteries!Copy !req
169. Remember— if a smoke detector
doesn't work, the silence...Copy !req
170. Could be deadly!Copy !req
171. - When did we lose them?
- That was my fault.Copy !req
172. I really hit them with that Radon part.Copy !req
173. We never get to my song!Copy !req
174. Alright, you really gotta
pound that hip in there.Copy !req
175. Break his balance.
You can't just pull the guy over.Copy !req
176. You have to roll him over your hip.Copy !req
177. What's that throw called?Copy !req
178. That one's called o-goshi.Copy !req
179. You mean O-gay-shi.Copy !req
180. You guys look like a couple
of bonobo chimps.Copy !req
181. - What?
- O-gay-shi...Copy !req
182. Somebody pulls
that ridiculous move on me...Copy !req
183. I'd land my inside axe kick on their face.
I call it the widow-maker.Copy !req
184. If I, like, kick a guy married with it.Copy !req
185. Alright. Maybe you wanna come up here
and show us some of your technique.Copy !req
186. Yeah, you wish.Copy !req
187. Too bad I had to register
my hands and instep...Copy !req
188. as lethal weapons.Copy !req
189. The friggin' government made me do that.Copy !req
190. What are you—Copy !req
191. Kid, seriously? Are you for real?Copy !req
192. Brock, are your feet registered?Copy !req
193. Nobody's are. They don't even do that.Copy !req
194. This kid's insane.Copy !req
195. Yeah, that's right.
You better walk away...Copy !req
196. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
197. What a— what are you doing?Copy !req
198. Alright junior Adventurers!Copy !req
199. Who wants a tour of Rusty's
scientastic facilities?Copy !req
200. What was that up there?Copy !req
201. That kid was pushing
my buttons hard.Copy !req
202. I-I-I wanted to beat on him.Copy !req
203. Don't even think about it,
I'm uninsured.Copy !req
204. Go cool down.Copy !req
205. You look like you're gonna
pop a blood vessel.Copy !req
206. Yeah, I don't know what's got into me.Copy !req
207. All aboard for fun!Copy !req
208. Next stop...Copy !req
209. Excitement town!Copy !req
210. Don't forget to collect
your free smile from the trolley conductor.Copy !req
211. What are you two idiots doing?Copy !req
212. Get on that golf cart thing! Now!Copy !req
213. Sweetie, calm down. Honestly.Copy !req
214. It's a tour of the compound!Copy !req
215. That idiot Dr. Venture
is about to open his shirt...Copy !req
216. and tell me where to stick the knife!Copy !req
217. You're arching.Copy !req
218. I'm seizing an opportunity.Copy !req
219. Now how do you do
a screen capture?Copy !req
220. It's like shift, option—
Oh, crap! I made an umlaut.Copy !req
221. Hey, we're gonna use the buddy system.Copy !req
222. The person seated next
to you is your buddy.Copy !req
223. Say "hi" to your buddy.Copy !req
224. Hi, buddy.Copy !req
225. If you touch something that melts
your fingers off tell your buddy.Copy !req
226. If you get a face full of
burning hydrofluoric acid...Copy !req
227. it's your buddy that drags you
to one of the many eyewash stations.Copy !req
228. Any questions?Copy !req
229. When do we get
to meet Rusty?Copy !req
230. I'm Rusty Venture.Copy !req
231. Why can't you kids
wrap your heads around that?Copy !req
232. What happened?Copy !req
233. I left Neverland
so I could marry Wendy.Copy !req
234. What do you think happened?
Any good questions?Copy !req
235. Yes, the kid that's bigger
than everyone else.Copy !req
236. Yeah, it's Pat.Copy !req
237. Pat McCrotch.Copy !req
238. Yeah, is this gonna suck
the whole time...Copy !req
239. or is this the only part that sucks?Copy !req
240. I just want to gauge how much suck
I have to friggin sit through.Copy !req
241. Any real questions
about the tour?Copy !req
242. OK, the blond boy.Copy !req
243. Yes, Walter.Copy !req
244. Walter Melon.Copy !req
245. Is this gonna be doo-doo stupid—Copy !req
246. Walter. Walter, is it?Copy !req
247. Yes, locked in your room for two weeks
with nothing to eat but potatoes.Copy !req
248. And no car, ever.Copy !req
249. - What does that have to do—
- Oh, what?Copy !req
250. I'm sorry, I thought you
asked me how long your father...Copy !req
251. is going to punish you.Copy !req
252. So anybody that doesn't immediately
give you respect, you murder?Copy !req
253. No, no. Well...Copy !req
254. I mean, I don't always
kill them or anything.Copy !req
255. Just like a bruise or two
as a little reminder.Copy !req
256. - I mean... until this kid.
- Just talk to him.Copy !req
257. When you treat a young man like
an adult, he acts like an adult.Copy !req
258. If he was an adult, I'd kick his ass.Copy !req
259. You can't stoop to their level.Copy !req
260. Yeah, that's the tr—
but another kid could, right?Copy !req
261. No, I know where you are going with this.Copy !req
262. Yeah, I could get another kid
to beat him down.Copy !req
263. - Not even close.
- Don't bother. I'm not listening.Copy !req
264. - Who do I make this out to?
- Dean.Copy !req
265. Wait, you're not one
of the Venture twins, are you?Copy !req
266. My dad told me so say "no" to that.Copy !req
267. Look, kid, I have a plane
parked right over there.Copy !req
268. You say the word
and we are outta here, man.Copy !req
269. You don't need to live like this.Copy !req
270. - Dean?
- Here.Copy !req
271. Just say the word—Copy !req
272. What are you doing, Jon?
Leave the kid alone.Copy !req
273. Just signing one of my baby
pictures, Samson.Copy !req
274. "Action Johnny"Copy !req
275. Hey, Dean, you wanna come with me.Copy !req
276. I need a favor.Copy !req
277. Just say the word, man!Copy !req
278. The E-Den!Copy !req
279. A fully enclosed,
self sustaining biological environment.Copy !req
280. Designed to prepare a single
male and female astronaut...Copy !req
281. for long term,
space station inhabitancy.Copy !req
282. Why is it so dirty?Copy !req
283. My father died before he taught me to care.Copy !req
284. Alright, Billy, wanna give me
a hand with this door?Copy !req
285. It's rusted shut.Copy !req
286. When was the last time
you opened this?Copy !req
287. The project was abandoned
40 years ago.Copy !req
288. Maybe it's a push door.Copy !req
289. Are you pulling or pushing?Copy !req
290. Huh, thought it would be empty...Copy !req
291. with, like, a plaque that says
how wonderful my dad was.Copy !req
292. Alright, hands in pockets.Copy !req
293. I don't care how soft something looks
there's no putting your lips on anything.Copy !req
294. This place smells like
a hamper in a hippie's commune.Copy !req
295. It's spooky.Copy !req
296. Hey, don't touch that!Copy !req
297. It will make you sterile.Copy !req
298. Wh-what is that?Copy !req
299. OK, kids.Copy !req
300. So... The E-Den.Copy !req
301. A self contained—Copy !req
302. We probably should get
back to the camp grounds.Copy !req
303. Arts and crafts—Copy !req
304. It's OK, I've talked
to a gorilla before.Copy !req
305. I know their language.Copy !req
306. Koko, fine animal person gorilla.Copy !req
307. Brows drink polite nipple there hurry.Copy !req
308. Frown bad!Copy !req
309. Billy! Billy, I need a kitten!Copy !req
310. - Why do you need a kitten?
- They like kittens.Copy !req
311. Don't move, they can smell fear!Copy !req
312. - Can they smell urine?
- It's like liquid fear!Copy !req
313. I pretty much knew
this was gonna happen.Copy !req
314. That's why I keep this
sweet Betty ready to play.Copy !req
315. The SMK Westlake S2.Copy !req
316. Cool beans. Is that a BB gun?Copy !req
317. Pellet, douche! Spring firing!Copy !req
318. Like I need a CO2 cartridge
going off in my pants.Copy !req
319. Mr. Action has just joined the server...Copy !req
320. Meow... I'm a pretty kitten, meow.Copy !req
321. This isn't working and I don't
know why you think it would!Copy !req
322. Oh! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
323. Tour's over, kids!Copy !req
324. Everybody out!Copy !req
325. Harder.Copy !req
326. Like, as hard as you can.Copy !req
327. Start with your shoulders and snap it.Copy !req
328. Try to punch behind my hand.Copy !req
329. Come on, Dean, at least
keep your wrist straight.Copy !req
330. - Where's your brother?
- He went on dad's tour.Copy !req
331. - Doc!
- What!Copy !req
332. Is Hank with you?Copy !req
333. Hold on...Copy !req
334. - Yes, Hank is alive.
- What?Copy !req
335. - Look, Brock, I gotta go.
- Yeah, alright.Copy !req
336. Hey, we have that
demonstration thing at five.Copy !req
337. - And could you tell Hank tha—
- Yes, bye!Copy !req
338. Let me out! It's me! Let me out!Copy !req
339. - Are you alone?
- Yes! Let me out! Now!Copy !req
340. OK! Everybody back
on the people mover. Come on!Copy !req
341. This is a fun day camp!Copy !req
342. I jettisoned the hand. Got away.Copy !req
343. I wasn't alone in there. We lost one.Copy !req
344. Well, where was his buddy?Copy !req
345. He had a buddy! They all had buddies!Copy !req
346. Rusty... I saw a little kid
get disemboweled.Copy !req
347. You always wanted to be an Adventurer.Copy !req
348. Not like answering trivia, is it, boy?Copy !req
349. OK, this is what's gonna happen.Copy !req
350. I'm gonna tell the kids that
the ape was a guy in a costume...Copy !req
351. and never speak of this again.Copy !req
352. Now give me that shoe.Copy !req
353. How did you work with those
two idiots all those years?Copy !req
354. I can't believe they missed the tour!
Will you look at them...Copy !req
355. You can't just send my Moppets outCopy !req
356. to arch your former enemy.Copy !req
357. I put our name in with the Guild,
and we'll be getting—Copy !req
358. I don't wanna hate just anybody.Copy !req
359. I wanna hate Venture.Copy !req
360. Oh, here we go again.Copy !req
361. Shh-shh! Wait!Copy !req
362. This should be good.Copy !req
363. A hit, huh...Copy !req
364. You want us to make him suffer...Copy !req
365. or just end it quick and quiet like?Copy !req
366. No, no, nothing permanent.Copy !req
367. Just, like, give him a little taste of fear.Copy !req
368. And I guess you could
break something small...Copy !req
369. like a toe.Copy !req
370. - We could take out his tongue.
- With a knife.Copy !req
371. - Or remove his heart?
- Yeah, with a knife.Copy !req
372. - A bigger knife.
- Fucking knife!Copy !req
373. Yeah, you guys are, uh—Copy !req
374. you're kinda creepy.Copy !req
375. I think this may be a stupid idea.Copy !req
376. Yeah, hey, uh, Monarch.Copy !req
377. You wanna call
the spooky twins home...Copy !req
378. before I throw them there?Copy !req
379. Ahh! Crap!Copy !req
380. - He can't see you.
- Get down!Copy !req
381. Oh, and Doc really
misses you idiots.Copy !req
382. I'm pretty sure he cries
himself to sleep at night.Copy !req
383. - He does?
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. Really?Copy !req
385. Now when I come out,
you guys yell, "ghost!"Copy !req
386. Why don't we get to be ghosts?Copy !req
387. We have actual ghost experience.Copy !req
388. It's a waste of good magic.Copy !req
389. I have only the one sea ghost costume.Copy !req
390. And you would not believe
how many pirate costumes I have.Copy !req
391. Sorry I'm late. OK, where's Doc?Copy !req
392. I want to get this out of the way.Copy !req
393. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
394. It says in the program...Copy !req
395. "Action Johnny and special guest star."Copy !req
396. Johnny don't like "and special" anything!Copy !req
397. Failures!Copy !req
398. Both of you! Failures!Copy !req
399. I can't even send you out
for the simplest mission.Copy !req
400. It's like you were trying to fail me!Copy !req
401. Was that the hover tank?Copy !req
402. Great, Sgt. Hatred.Copy !req
403. I can't even watch.Copy !req
404. This is worse than seeing
you with another man!Copy !req
405. Hey, that was not my idea.Copy !req
406. I thought it would turn me on.Copy !req
407. But it was just double
the embarrassment.Copy !req
408. - Boo!
- Aahh!Copy !req
409. Whoa, not too jumpy pants.Copy !req
410. Who did you think I was?Copy !req
411. Sorry, I thought you were
Hank's new giant boy friend.Copy !req
412. So Hank's finally out?Copy !req
413. He thinks that Dermott kid
is the kitty's pajamas...Copy !req
414. and he is, in fact, very rude.Copy !req
415. You're pretty cute sometimes.Copy !req
416. And you're the most—Copy !req
417. You two girls talking
about your periods?Copy !req
418. Don't let us men
disturb your tea party.Copy !req
419. I'm sure Silent Sally has some
sweet makeup tips for ya.Copy !req
420. Oh, and here's another one—Copy !req
421. Keep your seatbelt on at all times.Copy !req
422. Thanks, Brock.
These loafers have leather soles.Copy !req
423. Italian.Copy !req
424. Where were you?Copy !req
425. I was cooking
something up in the lab.Copy !req
426. We've been keeping the crowd
waiting with safety tips.Copy !req
427. Action Johnny!Copy !req
428. Come give your Uncle Z a hug.Copy !req
429. What is this shit?
What is this shit man?Copy !req
430. Is this some kind of a joke?Copy !req
431. Did my father send you?Copy !req
432. Did he...Copy !req
433. Keep him off of me!
He's all kinds of crazy.Copy !req
434. Brock, go cool Johnny off.Copy !req
435. Get him a Zima or something.Copy !req
436. Oh, God, oh God!Copy !req
437. Come now, Dr. Venture,
you told me it would be all cool.Copy !req
438. Then I get here and Johnny's wired.Copy !req
439. Yes, Dr. Venture!Copy !req
440. Wired like a time bomb
attached to a killer whale!Copy !req
441. Set to go off the moment
you try to free yourself...Copy !req
442. You never lose it.Copy !req
443. Seriously, you told me
Johnny was clean now.Copy !req
444. He's been dry for a month.Copy !req
445. But he's been downing Xanax
like they were Cheetos.Copy !req
446. He'll be fine.Copy !req
447. Just get in your little
helicopter and do a few passes.Copy !req
448. OK. Can I shoot at him?Copy !req
449. I don't think so.Copy !req
450. How 'bout scorpions?Copy !req
451. Can I drop scorpions on him?Copy !req
452. I bet that foreign guy could
totally trounce your dad's lover.Copy !req
453. - Who?
- Your dad's lover in the bunny suit.Copy !req
454. The one who picked Action Johnny up
like he was gonna totally hump him.Copy !req
455. Dude, do you have any
idea what a dork you are?Copy !req
456. I mean, any?Copy !req
457. You think you're all hardcore,
but you are so Dave Matthews.Copy !req
458. You're lucky you look like a suicide girl...Copy !req
459. because of your—Copy !req
460. Nobody! That's not how!Copy !req
461. Whoa! Silent Sally speaks!Copy !req
462. OK, why don't you wait for me naked
while I kick your boyfriend's—Copy !req
463. Ow! Come on!Copy !req
464. You're very rude! Ahh!Copy !req
465. That child is a spinning murdertop.Copy !req
466. Are you sure he's your son?Copy !req
467. Dean! Stop hitting the—Copy !req
468. No, no— They're kids, they're kids.Copy !req
469. Why don't you let them work this out.
Yeah.Copy !req
470. This is Sgt. Hatred! Your nemesis!Copy !req
471. Welcome to flaming hell, Dr. Venture!Copy !req
472. Scorch it, boys!Copy !req
473. Not now.Copy !req
474. Whoa there! Call off your Yeti-mummy!Copy !req
475. Ahh, he's murdering my boy.Copy !req
476. This is monkey business!Copy !req
477. Brock, that suit is rented!
Stop getting blood on it.Copy !req
478. He started it!Copy !req
479. You can't just kill my bo—Copy !req
480. What's this now?Copy !req
481. Come on, Venture.Copy !req
482. You gotta get these kids off me.Copy !req
483. I got a court order that says
I can't be around these...Copy !req
484. sexy little children!Copy !req
485. Alright, kids, nice job
vanquishing the villain.Copy !req
486. Isn't this the best play you ever saw?Copy !req
487. Now go back to your seats.Copy !req
488. We got to get on the same page here.Copy !req
489. I'm just pulling a Moses
on some shrubs.Copy !req
490. It's rock bottom henching.Copy !req
491. Well, you can't just barge
in and expect a hug.Copy !req
492. I'm running a day camp today.Copy !req
493. My patoot.Copy !req
494. Says right here—Copy !req
495. "Wednesday, 5:30, menace Dr. Venture."Copy !req
496. Let me see that.Copy !req
497. And I'm sorry about my man Brock.Copy !req
498. He's not as good with children as
I am and they're getting to him.Copy !req
499. OK, here's your problem, 5:30 a.m... a.m.Copy !req
500. Looks like a fancy "P."Copy !req
501. Alright, fine. Malice troop!Copy !req
502. Back in the hover tank!Copy !req
503. - Private Schwa!
- Sir!Copy !req
504. Yeah, ask the gang where
they want to stop for chow.Copy !req
505. Sir, yes sir!Copy !req
506. I'm thinking a little soup.Copy !req
507. See if Au Bon Pain is OK.Copy !req
508. So, I'm just gonna tick
this off as an arch.Copy !req
509. If you could just sign here.
And there's a little space for comments.Copy !req
510. I guess you could say
I was absolutely menacing and—Copy !req
511. This bruhaha brings me back!Copy !req
512. Get right out of town!Copy !req
513. The Doctor Z!Copy !req
514. Oh, man, I love your work.Copy !req
515. When you had Kassim eaten by what—Copy !req
516. A-a-a damn cheetah or something.Copy !req
517. The guy kills his own number two.Copy !req
518. That is priceless.Copy !req
519. The fool! He made his last blunder!Copy !req
520. Oh, oh! This guy right here—Copy !req
521. Total pro!Copy !req
522. Oh, I gotta get a picture!Copy !req
523. - Private Tilday!
- Sir! Yes, sir!Copy !req
524. Get the surveillance equipment.Copy !req
525. Well, I better get
the little guy home.Copy !req
526. Keep an eye out for his hand.Copy !req
527. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it'll turn up.Copy !req
528. That's my dad!Copy !req
529. Thanks for the zombie self
defense lessons, Mr. Samson.Copy !req
530. Uh... Have you seen our son, Kyle?Copy !req
531. Oh, there you are!Copy !req
532. I have your sweet boy here.Copy !req
533. You sure he's okay?Copy !req
534. He's limp. And did you—Copy !req
535. We shaved his head for the sack race.Copy !req
536. Wind resistance.Copy !req
537. Yeah, first place.Copy !req
538. Then, in Boy Adventurer tradition
we poured victory plasma over him.Copy !req
539. Heh, heh. Good fun.Copy !req
540. He'll be fine.Copy !req
541. - You didn't...
- Oh, please.Copy !req
542. You shoulda seen that kid's DNA.Copy !req
543. He was a ticking time bomb of cancer.Copy !req
544. I cleared that up.Copy !req
545. Trust me, they'll thank me
after they re-potty-train him.Copy !req
546. Short and Sassy shampoo?
Do they even make that anymore?Copy !req
547. Ummm, no, because
you mix Short and Sassy...Copy !req
548. with the active ingredient in Certs,
which is Retsyn, you get napalm.Copy !req
549. You lather that up,
and it's goodbye to, like, most of your face.Copy !req
550. Tsch. That's my mom. I gotta brush.Copy !req
551. OK. Hey, Dermott?Copy !req
552. Are you gonna call me or whatever
friends do when they're friends?Copy !req
553. Yeah, we'll hang.Copy !req
554. Shake it sleazy, loser.Copy !req
555. Bye bye, loser! Heh heh.Copy !req
556. Dermott, sweetie? Did you meet him?Copy !req
557. Yeah... he was okay.Copy !req
558. You sure he's my real father?Copy !req
559. How did we do, mum?Copy !req
560. Just as I asked.Copy !req
561. My little Moppets
were perfect as always.Copy !req
562. Come give your lady a hug.Copy !req
563. Mmm, I like the new costume, mum.Copy !req
564. I like hugging you in the new costume.Copy !req
565. OK, you two, time to stop.Copy !req