1. I just want the plans, Venture.Copy !req
2. I have the plans right here,
Half-Jackal.Copy !req
3. Right here in my head.Copy !req
4. So why don't you keep trying
to beat them out?Copy !req
5. That baby's gonna kick like a virgin.Copy !req
6. You have to re-level quick.Copy !req
7. Go for the bastard's neck.Copy !req
8. Do I have to kill him?Copy !req
9. Keep him up there, Kano.Copy !req
10. I don't care if he wets himself
and your head.Copy !req
11. That boy is gonna
see somebody die.Copy !req
12. And if he doesn't want it to be
his father he's got to pull that trigger.Copy !req
13. Knew it.Copy !req
14. White, White, I've done it.Copy !req
15. Congratulations,
you've discovered pornography.Copy !req
16. Oh, that's unsavory.Copy !req
17. Quit it. This is serious.
You see what's written on that smoke?Copy !req
18. That's circumference and length.
It describes a cylinder.Copy !req
19. Billy, you've snapped.Copy !req
20. No, White.
This boy genius is sane.Copy !req
21. 30 years of searching for clues...Copy !req
22. in the old Rusty Venture cartoon
has led me to this.Copy !req
23. Wow, impressive.Copy !req
24. It's a scytale,
a helical cipher.Copy !req
25. You just wrap this strip of paper...Copy !req
26. with what appears to
be nonsense around it...Copy !req
27. and Bingo was his name-o.Copy !req
28. Well?Copy !req
29. Don't tell me.
It's more code.Copy !req
30. It's all "form type equals address."Copy !req
31. I was so close.Copy !req
32. I'm already regretting telling you this,
but that's a URL.Copy !req
33. - What?
- Billy, it's a website.Copy !req
34. That's impossible.Copy !req
35. The Rusty Venture cartoon
is from the '70s.Copy !req
36. "52 equals country
equals U.S. and geodiff'--Copy !req
37. that's with two f's—
"equals one." You got it?Copy !req
38. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
39. It's a maplook map.Copy !req
40. White? That's a map
to the Venture compound.Copy !req
41. Oh, my God, you're right.Copy !req
42. And look at that.Copy !req
43. I could save 1.3 miles
if I take Ridge Street.Copy !req
44. The bricks on that
Mayan temple—Copy !req
45. random pattern or Morse code?Copy !req
46. Morse code. Slide.Copy !req
47. Do giant spiders really have
that many eyes?Copy !req
48. They do when it's code written
in Braille. Slide!Copy !req
49. That's a shirtless drunk albino, I think.Copy !req
50. - Spring break 1994.
- Slide!Copy !req
51. Alright, Billy, all you've proved
is that you're way too into cartoons...Copy !req
52. and that I should find out why I haven't
seen dime one from those DVD sales.Copy !req
53. Wrong!Copy !req
54. Every one of these clues and hundreds
more like them have led me here—Copy !req
55. slide—Copy !req
56. to this spot in your compound
and the final clue.Copy !req
57. Yeah, that's my herb garden.
Doc, can we talk outside?Copy !req
58. You can say it to everybody.Copy !req
59. Oh, cool! Brock's gonna swear.Copy !req
60. No, he's not.Copy !req
61. Cool, Brock's gonna
talk about naked sex ladies.Copy !req
62. Alright, fine,
when I got assigned this ridic—Copy !req
63. important assignment...Copy !req
64. I was given explicit instructions
to watch that exact patch of ground.Copy !req
65. Sorry, I'm not digging there.Copy !req
66. Well, your employer is.Copy !req
67. See, we've already lost Brock.Copy !req
68. And who knows who's next?Copy !req
69. Any one of us could meet our demise
or be driven crazy by greed.Copy !req
70. The quest will not be easy.Copy !req
71. Look, Billy,
you just saw me ride a komodo dragon...Copy !req
72. and they have poisonous spit.Copy !req
73. Poisonous spit, infected mouths,
komodo dragons.Copy !req
74. It's— if they bite you.Copy !req
75. Whatever. Nobody works as hard
as Rusty Venture.Copy !req
76. Hurry up. My ice is melting.Copy !req
77. I'm going as fast as I can.
Yell at Dean for once.Copy !req
78. Your brother's
busy helping the grown-ups.Copy !req
79. I think I have heatstroke.Copy !req
80. You have lollygagger syndrome.
That's what you have.Copy !req
81. Here, freshen this up for Daddy. White?Copy !req
82. Sure, I'll take another Fanta.Copy !req
83. - Billy?
- What are you drinking?Copy !req
84. Red Mocho Cooler.Copy !req
85. It's Kahlúa, Hershey's syrup,
and a dash of red Kool-Aid.Copy !req
86. That sounds horrible.Copy !req
87. I just hit something.Copy !req
88. Oh, now we're talking.Copy !req
89. What? Oh, false alarm.Copy !req
90. It's a box full of old mops.Copy !req
91. It's a dog corpse.Copy !req
92. Well, looks like we found
where Brock buried Scamp.Copy !req
93. Scamp? No.Copy !req
94. No-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
95. Dean, less ice this time!Copy !req
96. Oh, come on!Copy !req
97. Oh, Brock, I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
98. This is yours, I think.Copy !req
99. It came from the past.Copy !req
100. Ooh-ooh-ooh.Copy !req
101. This is totally what we're looking for.Copy !req
102. I recognize it from episode 209—Copy !req
103. the Talking Cave Mystery.Copy !req
104. Whoa, is this Brock's room?
Sweet digs, Samson.Copy !req
105. Get out of here.Copy !req
106. I have a dart board like that.
You ever turn it around? Baseball.Copy !req
107. Yeah. Get out of here!Copy !req
108. Is this a rec room?
Please tell me there's bumper pool.Copy !req
109. Out of my room now, everybody!Copy !req
110. Look, I found even more
treasure in there—Copy !req
111. a mysterious card that says
"Ancient Gear Fist" and a coin.Copy !req
112. I'll bet it's Indian money.Copy !req
113. Look, a magic nurse shoe.Copy !req
114. That's my shoe.Copy !req
115. Hey, that's my Yu-Gi-Oh
card and my slammer pog.Copy !req
116. Aw, gyp.Copy !req
117. Dean, give me those.Copy !req
118. - What did I tell you about gambling?
- Gyp!Copy !req
119. Out!Copy !req
120. OK, before we open this...Copy !req
121. if it's gold or diamonds...Copy !req
122. I think it's pretty clear my father
meant for me to have them.Copy !req
123. And if poison gas
should come out and kill us...Copy !req
124. I just want to tell you that...Copy !req
125. I was the one who carved Dean's name
into the bathroom door.Copy !req
126. Thanks, Hank.Copy !req
127. I love you, Dean.Copy !req
128. OK, Billy, open it up.Copy !req
129. Oh, for the love of God.Copy !req
130. Was anybody else waiting for
their face to melt off, eh?Copy !req
131. The final clue.Copy !req
132. I can decode this.Copy !req
133. Get me a roll of toilet paper.Copy !req
134. Oh, and get me
another Red Mocho Cooler.Copy !req
135. Don't look around you,
man of the future.Copy !req
136. Sandow is speaking to you
from beyond the grave.Copy !req
137. The voice you now hear is coming
from the Victor talking mach—Copy !req
138. Duty that no man, dagger, bullet...Copy !req
139. or blow harmed Colonel Venture.Copy !req
140. Foolishly, Sandow believed the device...Copy !req
141. and my dreadful orders
to protect it to be a myth.Copy !req
142. That changed.Copy !req
143. Everything changed.Copy !req
144. Look out there, Lloyd.Copy !req
145. We're being attacked by members
of our own Guild.Copy !req
146. The only way we can gain control
is to activate the device now.Copy !req
147. I'm sorry.
I didn't know we were out of options.Copy !req
148. No, I'm sorry.
I didn't know it was sarcasm day.Copy !req
149. I'm sorry I wasn't aware
of your delicate constitution.Copy !req
150. I'm sorry you
smell like spoiled fruit.Copy !req
151. Fantômas has a point.Copy !req
152. How dare you, sir?Copy !req
153. Why, I smell of freshly cut flowers.Copy !req
154. Not that.
Look, all of us have devoted our lives...Copy !req
155. to perfect and protect the Orb.Copy !req
156. But we're losing everything.Copy !req
157. Now, I can't even afford another suit.Copy !req
158. Same suit for the last five years.Copy !req
159. Samuel, the Orb is a source
of untold power.Copy !req
160. We must take our time and learn
how to harness that power...Copy !req
161. for the good of mankind.Copy !req
162. Whoa, there. Orb is ours.Copy !req
163. The Guild will decide
what is best for mankind.Copy !req
164. For shame.Copy !req
165. This Guild was founded
to protect and serve man at his best...Copy !req
166. not to be a guild
of calamitous intent.Copy !req
167. But...Copy !req
168. But— and it's a bigger but
than the huge one I sit on—Copy !req
169. that little ball has to be tested.Copy !req
170. The ugly queen is right.Copy !req
171. I was the last to add my genius to Orb.Copy !req
172. And I, the great beast, Aleister Crowley...Copy !req
173. will prove the mighty art of hermetic—Copy !req
174. Whoa.Copy !req
175. Sandow, show that lunatic out.Copy !req
176. Let's see if the chubby wizard can fly.Copy !req
177. Alright there, big guy. I get the hint.Copy !req
178. No need to get shovey...Copy !req
179. because I will come down on you
like a storm! Aah!Copy !req
180. OK, you see?Copy !req
181. We can no longer trust anyone.Copy !req
182. It's time to harness the power of the Orb...Copy !req
183. whatever that power may be.Copy !req
184. Colonel Venture, it's Tesla,
and he's with the Avon ladies.Copy !req
185. They have us surrounded!Copy !req
186. To our gliders!Copy !req
187. Don't do it, Colonel Venture. I beg you.Copy !req
188. Sandow, my faithful bodyguard,
these are desperate times.Copy !req
189. Sandow knew what had to be done.Copy !req
190. Men like us follow orders.Copy !req
191. Yes, future man, we are pawns...Copy !req
192. but pawns that move
in that crazy "L" shape...Copy !req
193. like that horse piece.Copy !req
194. Oh, this thing is tiny.Copy !req
195. Sandow will pick this up
on the other cylinder. Sorr—Copy !req
196. Great.Copy !req
197. Alright, Hank,
read it one more time.Copy !req
198. "In Minuit's bargain
sits house that coke built.Copy !req
199. "In a loud room of quiet whistlers...Copy !req
200. "behind the wild gray gentleman,
sits the 221210."Copy !req
201. Alright. Googled Minuit...Copy !req
202. and he's the guy
who bought Manhattan Island...Copy !req
203. from the Indians with beads or something.Copy !req
204. So, Minuit's bargain
is New York City.Copy !req
205. Obviously.Copy !req
206. Man, the poor chump
who came up with this riddle...Copy !req
207. didn't bank on us having
the internet, eh?Copy !req
208. What's the next line?Copy !req
209. "In Minuit's bargain
sits house that coke built."Copy !req
210. I'm on it.Copy !req
211. "The house that coke built."Copy !req
212. No, that's the Cola.Copy !req
213. Wait. Studio 54, New York City.Copy !req
214. It's just like the old show.Copy !req
215. "Rusty Venture,"
brought to you by— smoking.Copy !req
216. This is tits.Copy !req
217. I'm in your old seat, aren't I?Copy !req
218. I don't remember.Copy !req
219. Alright,
time to put on our costumes, Rusty.Copy !req
220. Costumes?Copy !req
221. Did I say costumes? I meant disguises.Copy !req
222. Did any of you find
a tube about yea big...Copy !req
223. while you were digging up my garden?Copy !req
224. If you mean the roll...Copy !req
225. Dad and Mr. Billy took it to
New York City.Copy !req
226. Of course they did.Copy !req
227. OK, White, I'm taking off for a while.Copy !req
228. You're in charge of the boys.Copy !req
229. Right. Do they have a bedtime
or, uh, any dietary concerns?Copy !req
230. 'Cause I've noticed Hank eats
a lot of refined sugars.Copy !req
231. You know what?
Never mind. I'll get Orpheus to do it.Copy !req
232. I can't believe you talked me...Copy !req
233. into wearing my old clothes.Copy !req
234. This is New York City,
the fashion capital of the world.Copy !req
235. Trust me, we'll blend in. I'm serious.Copy !req
236. Next season
will be all about the mancapri.Copy !req
237. Input voice identification.Copy !req
238. - Samson, Brock.
- Confirmed.Copy !req
239. Search Samson, Brock,
active assignment.Copy !req
240. Verify clearance level 8.Copy !req
241. John Bonham Rocks.Copy !req
242. Confirmed.Copy !req
243. Samson, Brock,
active assignment—Copy !req
244. Operation Rusty's Blanket.Copy !req
245. Subsearch Orders Regarding
Bodyguard termination clause.Copy !req
246. Clearance level 10
identification number required.Copy !req
247. Alright, hold on.Copy !req
248. - Incorrect identification.
- It wasn't a number—Copy !req
249. - Incorrect identification.
- I know! Knock it off!Copy !req
250. Incorrect identification.Copy !req
251. Uh, uh, 2, Delta, 9, Romeo, Tango, 8.Copy !req
252. Autopilot initiated.Copy !req
253. Agent Samson, Brock, terminated.Copy !req
254. Oh, what the...
Did you just fire me or kill me? Hello!Copy !req
255. You piece of shit!Copy !req
256. Come on!Copy !req
257. Argh! Ah!Copy !req
258. Hey, I know we shouldn't
be seen together, but, uh...Copy !req
259. well, I saw your
feature-dance here last week.Copy !req
260. Yeah? What'd you think?Copy !req
261. You like the part with the fan?
Never mind.Copy !req
262. Look, butter-top, the boss man's
watching me like a hawk.Copy !req
263. Better buy me a drink.Copy !req
264. What are you drinking?Copy !req
265. That son-of-a-bitch
silverback knows damn—Copy !req
266. Gin neat! You cretin!Copy !req
267. Alright, what's the skinny?Copy !req
268. You tell me.Copy !req
269. Sweet lord,
that hack actually found it?Copy !req
270. - Found what?
- Damned if I know.Copy !req
271. You want the bad news
or the good news first?Copy !req
272. I don't know—
the good, I guess.Copy !req
273. There is no good news!Copy !req
274. Just bad news and weird news.Copy !req
275. You were never assigned to protect
wee little Rusty Venture.Copy !req
276. You were assigned to protect
something else.Copy !req
277. Or maybe to protect us from
something else.Copy !req
278. What does that mean?Copy !req
279. It means that the man you thought
you had to protect is a godless idiot.Copy !req
280. His father hid
some rotten device from him.Copy !req
281. Guess he figured if he had
the noodle to find it...Copy !req
282. he'd know what to do with it.Copy !req
283. I'm also guessing he was wrong!Copy !req
284. Yep.Copy !req
285. That's the weird news.Copy !req
286. The bad news is that if he tries
to activate the device...Copy !req
287. you have to take him out.Copy !req
288. Before the O.S.I.
takes me out, I suppose.Copy !req
289. What do you want?
A moment to cry over a spilled life?Copy !req
290. You're a pawn, son.Copy !req
291. So, what is this device
I've been protecting?Copy !req
292. How will I even know
when I see it?Copy !req
293. Known the whole time.Copy !req
294. Operation Rusty's Blanket.Copy !req
295. Orders Regarding Bodyguard.Copy !req
296. Orb. That's all I know.Copy !req
297. You want any more information...Copy !req
298. you got to ask another Venture bodyguard.Copy !req
299. I can't.Copy !req
300. Doc took the second cylinder
to New York.Copy !req
301. Don't know what you're
talking about, and I don't care.Copy !req
302. You take this hot wad of cash
and do what you got to do.Copy !req
303. Don't you dare ask me what I did
to get those $100 bills.Copy !req
304. Mine is not to
poop on anyone's parade...Copy !req
305. but Studio 54?Copy !req
306. This box is from the Victorian era.Copy !req
307. Alright, fella, then
what do you think it is?Copy !req
308. This isn't my forte...Copy !req
309. but I know a cipher master...Copy !req
310. who knows the 19th century
like the back of his hand.Copy !req
311. I'll be right back.Copy !req
312. Cool. He's astral projecting.Copy !req
313. Dean, you know what to do.Copy !req
314. Oh, my God!Copy !req
315. What do you eat?Copy !req
316. Wake up, fat boy.Copy !req
317. I have been waiting half my
life for this moment...Copy !req
318. but I never dreamed it would be
you they sent, Brock Samson.Copy !req
319. Look, nobody sent me.Copy !req
320. Wait a second.
I thought you were a mute.Copy !req
321. My silence was a choice.Copy !req
322. I have taken from this world a great man.Copy !req
323. My silence is my penance.Copy !req
324. Now end my suffering, O.S.I. man.Copy !req
325. Alright, look, I'm not here to kill you.Copy !req
326. I'm here because Doc
is looking for the Orb.Copy !req
327. Orb?Copy !req
328. Master Rusty has found Orb?Copy !req
329. Did he find it under the couch
while looking for change?Copy !req
330. Yeah, well, he's not
only looking for whatever the hell Orb is...Copy !req
331. but he has my
second gramophone cylinder.Copy !req
332. I don't even— have a clue
what's going on here.Copy !req
333. Wait here. I have something for you.Copy !req
334. I tell you, Brock Samson,
it feels good to talk again.Copy !req
335. I've been holding so much in.Copy !req
336. Do you watch Top Chef?Copy !req
337. Uh, yeah, but I didn't like Top Design.Copy !req
338. Oh, it feels so good to talk.Copy !req
339. Let's go to karaoke bar.Copy !req
340. I so want to sing Humpty Dance.Copy !req
341. Uh...Copy !req
342. Yes, yes, we go later.Copy !req
343. First, you should listen to this.Copy !req
344. What is that? The other cylinder?Copy !req
345. Well, what the hell does Doc have?Copy !req
346. Knowing Rusty—
roll of toilet paper?Copy !req
347. - OK, "In Minuit's bargain..."
- Manhattan.Copy !req
348. - "... sits house that coke built."
- Studio 54.Copy !req
349. - "In a loud room of quiet whistlers..."
- Backstage in the bathroom.Copy !req
350. - "... behind the wild gray gentleman..."
- That guy.Copy !req
351. "... sits the 221210."Copy !req
352. Which has to be that
foldaway changing table.Copy !req
353. And I bet we already
know the model number.Copy !req
354. Oh, that is never not fun.Copy !req
355. Oh, oh, man.Copy !req
356. Orpheus, they TP'ed
your corporeal form.Copy !req
357. That is hilarious.Copy !req
358. Yes, of course. A regular panic.Copy !req
359. Oh, OK.Copy !req
360. So, why have you summoned
the alchemist?Copy !req
361. Ta-daa!Copy !req
362. To solve a mystery.Copy !req
363. The mystery of the box
we found in Brock's garden.Copy !req
364. Alright. Give me the clues.Copy !req
365. I'm on the job.Copy !req
366. Sandow thinks
it may not be a good idea.Copy !req
367. They're dying out there. All over this.Copy !req
368. - What is it?
- The Orb.Copy !req
369. Archimedes himself began
the construction...Copy !req
370. with little more
than the mirror alignment.Copy !req
371. Da Vinci added the gearings,
Newton the lenses...Copy !req
372. Galileo the prisms.Copy !req
373. All of the great poets,
painters, scientists...Copy !req
374. alchemists, and philosophers
have had the Orb in their hands.Copy !req
375. But what is it?Copy !req
376. Some say it's a weapon
of catastrophic proportion.Copy !req
377. I believe it to be a type of engine...Copy !req
378. self-sustaining
and of endless power.Copy !req
379. I believe this, Sandow,
because I am a man of hope.Copy !req
380. Colonel Venture, please don't activate it.Copy !req
381. Sandow, I must.Copy !req
382. Then so must Sandow.Copy !req
383. Sandow will forever carry this
burden like a—Copy !req
384. That's about it.Copy !req
385. The rest is Sandow listing
chocolate recipes.Copy !req
386. That's why I kept it. I like to bake.Copy !req
387. So, did you have to do it, too?Copy !req
388. Kano, did you kill the great
Dr. Venture Sr.?Copy !req
389. Oh, so, now you're a mute again.Copy !req
390. Well, at least we don't have
to sing karaoke now.Copy !req
391. Come on. Please?Copy !req
392. Studio 54 is the house that coke built?Copy !req
393. You guys went crazy from everything
after that guy that sold Manhattan.Copy !req
394. Yeah, I got that one.Copy !req
395. Alright, let's start again.
Get me a dictionary.Copy !req
396. We have the internet.Copy !req
397. I don't want to play
World of Warcraft.Copy !req
398. Get me a regular dictionary.Copy !req
399. Ugh. Internet.Copy !req
400. It's only good for finding out
that your boyfriend is sleeping around.Copy !req
401. Freaking Myspace.Copy !req
402. What? I'm not supposed to look
at his friends' comments?Copy !req
403. They're right on the first page.
That's hardly snooping.Copy !req
404. Alright. I have your antique.Copy !req
405. Look up "coke."
Give me the first definition.Copy !req
406. Hold... on. OK.Copy !req
407. "Noun. The residue of coal...Copy !req
408. "left after destructive distillation
and used as fuel."Copy !req
409. - Who ever heard of that?Copy !req
410. Gentlemen, we need a coal magnate
with a home in Manhattan.Copy !req
411. Two points— the alchemist.Copy !req
412. There's nothing in there but discotheque.Copy !req
413. It could be something small...Copy !req
414. like an IBM stock or something.
Keep looking.Copy !req
415. Hey, what do we got here?Copy !req
416. Is there a problem?Copy !req
417. No, officer, no problems here.Copy !req
418. Just, uh, changing my son.Copy !req
419. That's a mighty big boy you got there.Copy !req
420. Bet he's, uh, he's gonna be
a football star, huh?Copy !req
421. Well, don't let me disturb you. Carry on.Copy !req
422. OK, there, Billy. Up-a-bum.Copy !req
423. Lift your little fanny.Copy !req
424. Daddy's gonna change you now.Copy !req
425. This is how we lost George Michael.Copy !req
426. Come in, Boy Wonder,
this is control.Copy !req
427. Studio 54 is not the coke house.Copy !req
428. Head to the Frick museum on—Copy !req
429. What's that all about?Copy !req
430. My Nintendo DS Lite?Copy !req
431. Goo-goo, gaga.Copy !req
432. - Butter me, Hank. I'm on a roll.
- OK.Copy !req
433. Um, how?Copy !req
434. Alright, how is "wild"Copy !req
435. in the "wild gray gentleman"
spelled?Copy !req
436. Ye old-e-fashioned way.Copy !req
437. What the hell does that even mean?Copy !req
438. With an "e." You know, wild-e.Copy !req
439. That's not old-e fashioned.Copy !req
440. That's a surname.Copy !req
441. Oscar "ding-dong" Wilde.Copy !req
442. Alright, give me some time here.Copy !req
443. Control.
What is your 10-20, Boy Wonder?Copy !req
444. Hank, it's Brock. Where's your father?Copy !req
445. Kind of lost contact with him.Copy !req
446. But he should be going to
the Frick museum with Mr. Billy.Copy !req
447. Alright, book me on
the next flight to Laguardia.Copy !req
448. How?Copy !req
449. I don't know, Hank.
Get White to do it.Copy !req
450. Sweet pecan pie, I've solved it.Copy !req
451. Alright, now, try to keep up.Copy !req
452. "In a loud room of whistlers"
is the Whistler wing in the Frick.Copy !req
453. "behind the wilde gray gentleman..."Copy !req
454. refers to Whistler's painting
of Robert de Montesquiou...Copy !req
455. the guy who was the model
for Dorian Gray.Copy !req
456. And who wrote
The Picture of Dorian Gray?Copy !req
457. Edgar Allan Poe.Copy !req
458. Not even close, Hank.
It was Oscar Wilde.Copy !req
459. So, "behind the wilde gray
gentleman" means...Copy !req
460. "behind the portrait of
Montesquiou." Get it?Copy !req
461. A-almost.Copy !req
462. Doesn't matter. Just call your dad.Copy !req
463. Billy, knock it off.Copy !req
464. You almost hit the painting
with your arrow.Copy !req
465. Don't even try to tell me...Copy !req
466. that hasn't been your fantasy
since you saw The Pink Panther.Copy !req
467. So, it's behind this?Copy !req
468. Alright, let's tear it down.Copy !req
469. Uh, don't you think we should check out
the room behind this...Copy !req
470. before we destroy a priceless masterpiece?Copy !req
471. Rusty's back.Copy !req
472. It's the old stuff, Billy.Copy !req
473. I'm feeling it again.Copy !req
474. Alright. "Behind the Wilde gray
gentleman sits the 221210."Copy !req
475. - Super.
- OK, I think I got something.Copy !req
476. The 22nd letter is—Copy !req
477. I got it! Billy! Billy!Copy !req
478. Keep it down.
We're in a museum.Copy !req
479. Trying to get us popped?Copy !req
480. Sorry. I cracked the final code.Copy !req
481. It was a simple substitution.Copy !req
482. We are looking for an Orb.Copy !req
483. Wow, you are back.Copy !req
484. Me and Rusty Venture
solving mysteries.Copy !req
485. We haven't found it yet,
so keep your pants on.Copy !req
486. Why? Are you planning on
taking them off again?Copy !req
487. Paperweight, my ass.Copy !req
488. Hello, sweet thing.Copy !req
489. Well, like my dad used to say...Copy !req
490. "You want to hide something
leave it where everybody can see it."Copy !req
491. My god, it's gorgeous.Copy !req
492. - Let me see.
- No. Don't know what it is yet.Copy !req
493. Could be dangerous.Copy !req
494. What? Wrong.Copy !req
495. I got to know what it is.Copy !req
496. Been looking
for that fucking thing for 30 years.Copy !req
497. - Billy, don't be such a dick.
- Poop.Copy !req
498. This isn't an invention.Copy !req
499. It's a responsibility.Copy !req
500. I need to study this.Copy !req
501. And if we find that it will help
mankind move peacefully forward...Copy !req
502. then we shall share its teachings...Copy !req
503. because we are not
only men of science.Copy !req
504. - We—
- Are men of hope.Copy !req
505. How did you know
what I was gonna say?Copy !req
506. What? Your dad said that
at the end of, like, every episode.Copy !req
507. Oh. Well, he was right.Copy !req
508. I mean, he was always right.Copy !req
509. My dad hid this for a reason,
and we have to respect that.Copy !req
510. The guy was a crappy father.Copy !req
511. But, Billy, I'll tell you, he—
he was a great scientist.Copy !req
512. No.Copy !req
513. Rusty, please. Come on.Copy !req
514. You got to hit this. Don't leave me hanging.Copy !req
515. Alright, just once.
And if this ever gets out...Copy !req
516. My lips are sealed.Copy !req
517. Go team Venture!Copy !req
518. Hey, pop.Copy !req
519. What was the treasure?Copy !req
520. What? Oh, it was nothing.Copy !req
521. Just a-a note from my father.Copy !req
522. Where's Brock?Copy !req
523. I want him to get right on
fixing up his room.Copy !req
524. It's a pigsty.Copy !req
525. I thought he was with you.Copy !req