1. Minions!
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2. Reduce speed to impulse power!
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3. Charge the lightning cannon!
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4. All battle stations at the ready!
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5. At my signal, we show this Dr. Venture
the true power of the cocoon!
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6. Well, team, it looks like I've got
myself a costumed arch enemy.
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7. Not quite sure what the flying
pine cone is all about...
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8. but I'll give Mr. Evergreen
a run for his money!
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9. No time for inappropriate
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10. Venture team! Assemble Ventronic!
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11. Ventronic Gold is go!
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12. Ventronic Blue is go!
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13. Ventronic Red is go!
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14. Weee! Slide fun!
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15. Nooo, no no!
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16. Neddy don't like!
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17. Assemble Ventronic!
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18. Join me!
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19. I form the legs!
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20. I form the right arm!
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21. I'm flying!
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22. Make a happy smile!
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23. Go Ventronic!
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24. What the fuck is that thing?
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25. Umm, I think it's a giant robot...
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26. with an ice cream cone
for one of its arms... I think.
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27. Fire the lightning cannon!
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28. Aim for the head.
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29. I want to be able to smell
the burning flesh...
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30. of that little Venture abomination!
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31. The lightning cannon sucks!
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32. Who loaded it with robot food?
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33. Evasive action. Hard astern.
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34. Ventronic Blue,
use the energy blade!
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35. Aye, aye boss!
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36. The helm is not responding!
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37. All systems are down.
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38. We're sitting ducks!
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39. Hail Venture on the big screen.
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40. - Bringing him up—
- Wait!
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41. I wanna do something. Hold on.
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42. You have one minute to surrender
your big robot thing!
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43. If you refuse, we will open fire!
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44. How about this—
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45. I'll give you 20 seconds
to kiss your wife for the last time...
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46. then I finish you off, Mr. Evergreen.
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47. I-I'm the Monarch.
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48. Oh, so the flying pine cone's a—
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49. Cocoon. OK, I'll be right back.
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50. He didn't go for it.
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51. I even did that cool spin thing.
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52. It's a bit of a cliché.
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53. OK, alright, I have another idea.
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54. I'm trying to arch here!
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55. This isn't how it's done! Honestly!
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56. Wh-What are you doing, ya retard?
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57. - No-no word!
- Yes it is, Neddy.
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58. Did he just cut me off?
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59. Retard is a hateful word.
We don't use those slurs.
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60. I'm your arch enemy!
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61. I'm not gonna use "bungling boobs,"
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62. It's not my style.
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63. That guy needs to get a thicker skin.
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64. Thicker skin?
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65. Poor Ned has skin
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66. Now how do you think
that makes him feel?
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67. Itchy? I don't know.
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68. Just keep it cat and mouse,
not cat and missile.
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69. So it's a game? We fake fight?
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70. That's ridiculous.
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71. No, we sharpen our claws.
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72. It's like fencing.
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73. It's about the art of the fight.
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74. Good.
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75. Well, I'm about to deliver
my killing stroke. Then what?
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76. Then the Guild steps up their game.
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77. You throw a rock, they throw a knife.
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78. You throw a knife they come
to your house when you're sleeping...
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79. and murder your family.
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80. Look, Dr. Venture...
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81. I love saying that.
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82. You call the Guild
and you get the damned rulebook.
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83. I'll be waiting.
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84. One false move and I will
destroy you... utterly! Off screen!
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85. How'd that look?
Could they see the fire?
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86. I don't think we're fooling anybody.
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87. We have to come up
with something soon or it is over.
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88. You didn't marry a fool!
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89. Believe me, no Venture
will take down the Monarch!
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90. Engineering,
restore impulse power!
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91. Henchmen 21 and 24,
front and center!
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92. And henchman number one.
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93. I want you three to execute
a Dark S-7 Maneuver.
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94. On the double.
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95. Yes, Monarch.
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96. I gotta ask this—
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97. Is there a reason
you always use 21 and 24?
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98. I know it sounds crazy...
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99. but they both have that rare blend
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100. that makes for a perfect henchman.
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101. Alright, please tell me you know...
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102. what the hell a Dark S-7 Maneuver is.
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103. I think it's when, uh—
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104. The "dark" prefix indicates
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105. The S-7 indicates that—
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106. Dude, who are you?
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107. 24 and I work as a duo.
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108. We've done all we can.
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109. I'm sorry your placement
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110. But really, it's not our problem.
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111. The Guild of Calamitous Intent
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112. Well, who handles the good guys?
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113. Whoa!
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114. I think the less hurtful term
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115. Oh, yeah, sorry.
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116. Who handles the protagonists?
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117. What, are you serious?
O.S.I., duh!
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118. Can you patch me through?
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119. Oh, sure.
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120. Just let me get my red phone, the hotline.
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121. No, I'll shine the O.S.I. Signal.
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122. No, no, no— if we really believe
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123. OK, OK! I get it.
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124. Newbie. Did you see his creepy little body?
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125. Oh, my God, when you were a kid...
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126. did you ever make G.I. Joe
hump Rainbow Brite?
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127. Yeah.
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128. He's what their kid would have looked like.
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129. They're retreating, follow them!
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130. Belay that order!
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131. Sweetie, what are you doing?
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132. I'm sorry.
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133. We barely have enough power
to stay afloat.
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134. And we don't have
one weapon online.
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135. Do you trust me?
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136. Uh...
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137. Kind of.
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138. Well, it's now or never.
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139. You have to trust me!
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140. Follow them!
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141. Incoming from Venture.
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142. Perfect. Bring him up on the big screen!
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143. Monarch, you have been bested.
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144. Now cease this non—
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145. Butterfly!
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146. Pretty!
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147. Thank you, Neddy. I'll handle this.
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148. Sorry, we like to let Ned
make his own decisions.
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149. Then I hope he decides to kiss
his leathery ass goodbye.
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150. You have played right into my trap...
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151. and now you die!
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152. Fire the lightning cannon!
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153. Engineering, jettison the lightning cannon
out the port hatch!
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154. Navigation,
adjust attitude X and Y 20 degrees!
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155. Dr. Girlfriend, cut all external power!
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156. What was that about?
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157. Some men are controlled
by their hatred.
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158. Clouds their senses and leads
them down the path of ruin.
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159. Let that be a lesson to you.
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160. I guess I shouldn't finish
that giant cocoon...
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161. I was building, then.
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162. OK! I was a pirate! I get it!
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163. Look, if you can't get over my pirate past...
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164. we'll never move forward.
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165. Boys, the Monarch is retreating.
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166. Now isn't the time for this.
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167. Agreed. Back to Spider Skull Island.
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168. We'll reformulate our methods there!
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169. Yes, let's ignore the pirate.
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170. He used to be bad.
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171. Ventronic, take us home!
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172. I know you can hear me.
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173. Navigation!
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174. Get this heap to the lair.
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175. Get up.
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176. We need to make some
modifications to the cocoon.
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177. Yeah, are you gonna tell me
what the hell you have planned?
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178. Why? You don't trust me?
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179. I mean, I'm trying to.
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180. It's not that I don't—
You know, you—
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181. You...
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182. Just help me get
this chair loose.
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183. O.S.I., can I help you?
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184. Yes, this is Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr.
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185. Can you connect me to the office
of Arch Relations, please?
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186. This is O.S.I. Dry Cleaning
and Laundromat.
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187. I think you have
the wrong number.
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188. I'm quite sure I dialed it correctly.
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189. I'm quite sure I'm ironing a shirt.
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190. You have the wrong number
there, buddy.
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191. Boss, there's somebody
knocking at the front door.
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192. Knock at the front door?
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193. This is an isolated island.
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194. Who just drops by and knocks
at the front door?
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195. Didn't even know we had a front door.
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196. Jonas Venture, Jr.?
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197. Oh, sorry, matey,
you want the boss man.
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198. I'll— urgh.
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199. Is there a reason you just darted my man?
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200. I didn't see you down there.
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201. - Jonas Venture, Jr.?
- I am.
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202. So who are the dead men
I'm speaking to?
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203. - That's a joke.
- Regular cut-up.
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204. They should give him
a reality show.
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205. - I'd watch it.
- I'd watch it twice.
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206. Even if Flavor Flav was in it.
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207. My name is Mr. Doe...
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208. and this is my associate,
Mr. Cardholder.
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209. Sorry about putting
your man down.
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210. Precautionary.
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211. A harmless tranquilizer dart.
You understand.
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212. Judging from your shoot first
ask questions later tactics...
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213. I'll just assume you men
are with the O.S.I.?
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214. O.S.I.? Never heard of it.
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215. Dr. Venture, you know that
the O.S.I. denies any knowledge...
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216. of the Guild of Calamitous Intent?
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217. I never mentioned the Guild.
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218. No, but I did.
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219. We were just passing by...
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220. and heard that you have
a butterfly problem.
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221. And you see, me and my associate here
are amateur lepidopterists.
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222. You... wanna see my stamp collection?
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223. Only if we were philatelists.
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224. Which we aren't, Mr. Smart guy.
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225. Oh, my head's gonna explode.
I can't hear squat.
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226. You should perform
the Valsalva Maneuver.
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227. Look, Mister
"I'm the Best Henchman Ever..."
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228. we'll get to business in a second.
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229. I'm trying to pop my ear.
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230. The Valsalva Maneuver is...
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231. when you adjust the pressure
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232. A swallow or a yawn should do the trick.
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233. That has a name?
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234. Listen, dude, don't get cozy with us.
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235. You're the guy who doesn't come back.
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236. Yes, some guy who just shows up...
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237. that nobody's ever seen before.
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238. Right, and he's all professional.
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239. Yeah, dude, you're a goner.
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240. Let me tell you a story
about a little henchman named Speedy.
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241. Oh! Argh!
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242. Captain! You OK?
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243. Man, get off my back... Mom!
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244. Sorry. You look like you needed help.
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245. So I'm a disappointment, I guess.
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246. Help the pirate.
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247. The pirate can't do anything for himself.
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248. Why are you such a bitch?
Like you're perfect.
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249. What has gotten into you?
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250. Sweet tranquilizer dart, that's what!
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251. So get out!
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252. You're always trying
to bring me down.
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253. And bring me a fucking sandwich!
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254. - The Monarch has killed...
- As in cold blooded murdered.
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255. his last five arch enemies.
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256. Now that sounds like a violation to me.
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257. Sounds like a violation
to anyone with ears.
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258. So what now?
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259. I'm not sure what the
proper procedure is...
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260. for dealing with unhinged...
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261. and quite honestly,
incompetent arch enemies.
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262. We are recommending...
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263. that you pin this butterfly
to a piece of cardboard.
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264. As in cold-blooded murder.
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265. To assist us in this matter we took
the liberty of inviting an exterminator.
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266. A specialist in your
specific bug problem.
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267. Little man has friend waiting to play.
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268. Tickles.
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269. That's quite a monster you got.
He have a leash?
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270. I bet his eyes are
as gooey as the next guy's.
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271. Funny hat!
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272. Ned wants funny hat!
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273. Lower it, Cardholder. The ape's daffy.
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274. Head full of pudding.
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275. Friend!
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276. Looks like our exterminator
has arrived.
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277. Hey! Hey, hey!
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278. I'm not supposed to be in here!
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279. I see, so you just want
to kill the Monarch.
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280. That seems like
the sporting thing to do.
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281. You wanna what, shoot him?
And all his men and his wife?
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282. You could steal his cattle, too.
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283. Maybe burn his village down?
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284. It's an antiquated system.
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285. I mean, my father did this
fake arch enemy nonsense in the '60s.
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286. Maybe my brother is good
with this namby-pamby...
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287. guy-in-a-costume-chases-you-around
nonsense, but I'm not.
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288. No disrespect, Jonas,
but it isn't so easy.
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289. These guys like their system.
It's what they do.
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290. You take that away...
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291. and you are looking at a bunch
of pissed off nut bags...
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292. with ray guns and giant— I don't know...
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293. a giant octopus slash tank
with laser eyes.
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294. I've seen one of those.
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295. I like the cut of this guy's jib.
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296. I like the cut of his hair.
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297. All right, fine.
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298. Then what if we keep it traditional?
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299. This Monarch character has
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300. If by "rules," you mean skulls.
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301. And if by "broken," you mean pulverized.
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302. So we put on a big show.
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303. We do it like
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304. Then everybody's happy.
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305. Everybody but the Monarch.
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306. What do you have in mind?
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307. I'm gonna fall off it.
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308. Just use nails for now, or glue. I don't care.
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309. - All right, here it is.
- Give me the news!
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310. If Protagonist aggression
exceeds Level 8—
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311. I think trying to actually
kill me is at least that.
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312. The Antagonist, in the case
of survival or escape...
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313. is granted extended vengeance.
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314. This includes Guild sanctioned
immediate relatives.
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315. So, all I gotta do is stay alive...
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316. and Rusty Venture is mine?
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317. That's what it says.
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318. Dr. Venture is a Guild
sanctioned rel— Whoa!
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319. Finally! Vengeance is mine!
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320. Which one of you idiots
broke my wife?
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321. What are you guys doing?
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322. I'm freezing. Can we be done, please?
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323. Yeah, I swallowed
too much water.
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324. Now I'm gonna get diarrhea,
thank you very much.
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325. That tunnel down there leads
to the main room.
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326. Take a deep breath.
I'm not sure how long it is.
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327. No way! I got freaked out
when I had to do that playing Tomb Raider.
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328. Oh, and she did that creepy
drowning, contortion thing.
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329. That was grizzly.
Yeah, no way.
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330. What? We have to.
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331. This is how we get to the main room...
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332. to complete the Dark S-7 Maneuver.
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333. OK, fine, I'll go ahead alone.
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334. Going alone?
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335. This is why you new guys always die.
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336. You just can't smell
a cliché coming.
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337. Dude, you are way too into this.
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338. Seriously, what kind of douche...
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339. would blindly swim
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340. Then what—
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341. Yeah, what about going that way?
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342. It's hardly the best route.
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343. Hands up, who peed in the water?
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344. Well, I guess we could go that way.
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345. Check it out, gentlemen.
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346. Constructed by a little old
villain named Scaramantula...
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347. and only used on Sundays
to go to church.
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348. Been dying to give it a spin.
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349. Aww, no fucking way.
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350. Late '60s Ultra Death Ray!
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351. She's amazing.
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352. Saddle operated
with Doom Co. Gearing.
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353. Freaking gorgeous.
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354. If that were a woman, I'd marry her.
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355. And I'd jeopardize our friendship
by nailing your hot wife.
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356. Gyroscopic positioning?
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357. At six points.
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358. And get this, it comes up
out of the top of the Skull.
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359. That's how it's done.
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360. I didn't know there was a museum...
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361. to Dr. Venture on this island.
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362. This is awesome!
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363. You think there are rides,
or, like, a moonwalk?
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364. One of you have an extra electro patch?
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365. No, we don't wear our utility belts.
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366. Yeah, they're dorky.
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367. Kinda like fanny packs for henchmen.
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368. Plus they make me look fat.
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369. Blame it on the utility belt.
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370. And you guys think I'm gonna die.
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371. I carry my full complement of utilities.
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372. He says as he electrocutes himself.
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373. I'm not gonna die! Stop it!
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374. He grabs a bomb on accident right here.
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375. Kaboom!
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376. I'm not gonna die.
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377. Yeah, and then the snake jumps out
and bites you right on your eye.
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378. Stop it!
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379. OK, done. Easy peasy.
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380. So now you know what
the Dark S-7 Maneuver is.
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381. We do?
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382. I'm getting good at rebuilding this thing.
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383. It looks like it should.
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384. No, it looks pretty good
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385. Monarch, the S-7 Maneuver is complete!
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386. It was? Those idiots are amazing.
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387. All right. Engage the Capricorn Device!
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388. Then bring the wee Venture freak
up on the...
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389. little screen we just wheeled
in front of my throne.
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390. Hailing him now.
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391. Thought you got rid of me?
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392. On the contrary, my dear Monarch
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393. And were you hoping that I was racing...
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394. my newly revamped flying cocoon
toward your island?
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395. He's about 20 miles offshore.
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396. He is really humming.
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397. I didn't even know that thing
could move like that.
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398. Goodbye, Dr. Venture.
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399. You might want to make a list
of questions for your father.
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400. - Did you get that?
- It was kinda vague.
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401. Well, his father's dead.
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402. So, you know, he can ask him stuff
because he'll be joining him in Hell.
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403. Ah! I should have said the "Hell" part.
That would have been cool.
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404. Yeah, that would have been
the way to go.
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405. That, and then the menacing laugh.
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406. So the butterfly falls willingly
into the Spider Skull's web.
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407. - Mmmm, nope.
- Just a bit confusing.
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408. Good try though.
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409. It's my first shot at it.
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410. You know, I'm starting to see
the allure of all this.
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411. So, I guess you wanna
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412. Of course!
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413. Well, do you have any
Death Ray experience?
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414. I mean, those things can kick.
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415. Is the great Brock Samson jealous...
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416. of my super sweet Death Ray?
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417. - Kinda.
- Tough tiddlywinks!
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418. Fire her up!
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419. This floor is laser trip-wired.
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420. We have to find an alternate route.
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421. Yeah, maybe over a shark tank
or something.
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422. Yeah, you go off and meet your Maker
while 24 and I keep going this way.
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423. Knock it off, you guys.
It's starting to get to me.
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424. You still don't get it.
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425. 24 and I have been on, like,
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426. We've been shot at, dipped in acid.
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427. Brock Samson hit me with a car.
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428. Drove right into my kidney. Here I am.
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429. Yeah, we could walk across this floor
and nothing would hit us.
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430. But then this huge log would swing down
and take your head off.
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431. Here... what's your name?
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432. - Henchman Number One.
- See, you are nameless.
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433. I'm Scott Hall.
My name is Scott Hall, OK?
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434. Nope. Won't help.
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435. Yeah, now it's just pathos.
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436. When you're dying in my lap, and I'm all...
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437. "Scott, Scott! Don't you quit on us!
Don't you dare!"
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438. You just made your
unavoidable death more pathetic.
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439. Fuck it.
Nothing's gonna happen to me.
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440. Well?
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441. Oh, come on!
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442. Six miles and closing fast!
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443. Trajectory target at X-15, Y-23!
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444. Blind fire available at two miles!
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445. Re-targeting!
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446. I have an intruder alert,
museum floor!
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447. Who puts a museum
on a hidden island fortress?
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448. Jonas, there's an intruder
in the museum!
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449. What?
Zapruder films in the museum?
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450. No! There's someone in the museum.
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451. Can't be. We're closed on the weekends!
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452. I'll check it out unless you feel like
letting me shoot that thing.
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453. No chance, Samson.
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454. I've always wanted to try this
but the opportunity never comes up!
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455. Poor guy missed out on, like
the greatest cliché in deception.
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456. But getting killed by Brock...
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457. that's a glorious way
for a henchman to go.
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458. You guys are henchmen, aye?
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459. Aah! Jeez, you're real!
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460. I used to be.
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461. Say, you gents don't carry
dart guns, do ya?
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462. Yeah... tranquilizers. Gonna rat us out?
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463. Not if you give me a hit of dart.
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464. You wanna be shot
with a tranquilizer dart?
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465. I have the dart monkey
on me back.
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466. Just one, man.
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467. After this one, I'm going straight.
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468. I just need that one last dart.
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469. Just one more.
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470. OK, but dude,
you know this is creepy.
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471. Right in the neck,
if you don't mind.
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472. Yes!
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473. It's like getting sucked off
by an angel...
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474. a sweet angel
with a tranquilizer.
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475. Steady...
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476. Steady...
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477. Get ready to light that thing!
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478. He's almost on you!
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479. Now!
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480. So, I guess we're retired again.
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481. Oh, and I have to move
back in with my dad.
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482. It's so humiliating.
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483. Hello?
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484. 21 and 24,
prepare for pickup...
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485. at drop point Alpha-7.
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486. Monarch...
Monarch?
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487. We thought you died!
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488. What? That midget shot
his cannon into a cloud.
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489. How do you not know that?
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490. You dinks are the ones who installed...
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491. the video surveillance patch.
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492. We did? Oh.
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493. That's what the Dark S-7 Maneuver is?
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494. I hate that you're my best men. Honestly.
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495. Hey, what happened
to henchman One?
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496. Death by Samson.
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497. Perfect! We shall avenge his death!
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498. We raid the Venture Compound at dawn!
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499. Sweet! Over and out.
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500. - So we saved the day?
- I think so.
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501. Ah, dude, tell me you know
where drop point Alpha-7 is?
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