1. O.K. Deep breath.Copy !req
2. Sheila, you've been rehearsing this.Copy !req
3. Monarch...Copy !req
4. I'm— whoa!Copy !req
5. Pay attention, Monarch!Copy !req
6. That last one almost took
my head off!Copy !req
7. Sorry! Sorry.Copy !req
8. I was just thinking
about how this time yesterday...Copy !req
9. when we were floating
in our comfy escape cocoon...Copy !req
10. still moist from doing it...Copy !req
11. Yeah?Copy !req
12. and how you turned to me and softly
made your brave confession.Copy !req
13. Yeah.Copy !req
14. And how this is the last fucking thing...Copy !req
15. I expected you to say!Copy !req
16. Well, they're gone.Copy !req
17. Now what the hell do we do?Copy !req
18. We forge our own destiny.Copy !req
19. We are as Ronin—
wandering samurai without a master.Copy !req
20. Wrong.Copy !req
21. We're your master now.Copy !req
22. What? Says who?Copy !req
23. Who died and put you in charge?Copy !req
24. May we point out the obvious. Kevin.Copy !req
25. Henchman number 2, front and center.Copy !req
26. OK, Henchman 3, step forward.Copy !req
27. Henchman 4, 5. Henchman 6.Copy !req
28. You see?Copy !req
29. There isn't even anyone here
above, what, an 18?Copy !req
30. Whereas Kevin and I
were Dr. Girlfriend's number 2s.Copy !req
31. - Our numbers are ranks?
- Shush!Copy !req
32. You're inept, undisciplined, lazy—
shall I go on?Copy !req
33. Ow!Copy !req
34. Let me ask you a question, 24.Copy !req
35. You better watch your step.Copy !req
36. There's a whole lot more of us
than there are of you.Copy !req
37. Yeah, and not just numerically.Copy !req
38. We each have like 3 feet
and 100 pounds on you.Copy !req
39. Some of us more.Copy !req
40. Was that a fat dig?Copy !req
41. Yeah!
What do you think of that?Copy !req
42. Yeah.Copy !req
43. - Kevin.
- Thought you'd never ask, Tim-Tom.Copy !req
44. Aah!Copy !req
45. Ooh!Copy !req
46. Any questions?Copy !req
47. Good.Copy !req
48. Team A, start cleaning this crap up.Copy !req
49. Team B, take this list to
Home Depot.Copy !req
50. You ask for Carl.Copy !req
51. You can't do this to us.Copy !req
52. Where's the Monarch?Copy !req
53. You will see him soon enough.Copy !req
54. Only after
the Guild of Calamitous Intent is satisfied.Copy !req
55. You know why you are here.Copy !req
56. No clue.Copy !req
57. A few hours ago,
I was in my floating escape bed...Copy !req
58. repeatedly consummating my marriage...Copy !req
59. and the next thing I know...Copy !req
60. your supercreeps are blindfolding us
and dragging us here to get shot at.Copy !req
61. This is the way these things are done.Copy !req
62. And in light of recent events
we need to be sure we can trust you.Copy !req
63. Trust us?Copy !req
64. You were the ones who promoted
him all these years.Copy !req
65. There's no reason to get defensive.Copy !req
66. We just have some questions for you.Copy !req
67. Tell us about the traitor Phantom Limb.Copy !req
68. I know he wears
an awful lot of purple for a white guy.Copy !req
69. What else you want to know?Copy !req
70. You know damn well
that Phantom Limb ruined my life.Copy !req
71. Ruined it?Copy !req
72. My dear Doctor, he began it. Observe.Copy !req
73. Je t'adore.Copy !req
74. I didn't know you could speak French.Copy !req
75. There is much you don't know about me...Copy !req
76. and tonight's your lucky night.Copy !req
77. Tonight you will learn all my secrets.Copy !req
78. Oh, for God's sakes.Copy !req
79. The French was impressive...Copy !req
80. but how about at least
taking a girl out for dinner?Copy !req
81. This was once my curse...Copy !req
82. but now it is my blessing.Copy !req
83. Behold!Copy !req
84. What happened to your legs?Copy !req
85. What do you know of evil?Copy !req
86. Why? You "evil-ed" your legs?Copy !req
87. Evil is misunderstood.Copy !req
88. Society slaps our wrists
and tells us to simmer down...Copy !req
89. while she wages her murderous wars,
destroys our planet...Copy !req
90. and prays to the mighty dollar.Copy !req
91. And then she made your legs invisible?Copy !req
92. Do you have something to tell me...Copy !req
93. or are you just trying
to scare me for the fun of it?Copy !req
94. Join me...Copy !req
95. and you could have everything you want.Copy !req
96. The world is yours.Copy !req
97. Oh, man.Copy !req
98. If that shows up on Youtube—Copy !req
99. I-I'm serious.Copy !req
100. What kind of torture is this?Copy !req
101. Couldn't you just drill my teethCopy !req
102. or shove bamboo under my nails
or something?Copy !req
103. This is not a torture, Mr. Monarch.Copy !req
104. It is an interrogation.Copy !req
105. Or a trial of sorts.Copy !req
106. I always say it's a crucible.Copy !req
107. Oh, that's way cooler.Copy !req
108. Now you have seen how easily
the Doctor was seduced by evil.Copy !req
109. Look, heads,
any guy in a tight evil costume...Copy !req
110. could seduce Dr. Girlfriend back then.Copy !req
111. I'm not retarded.Copy !req
112. I mean, I know her past.Copy !req
113. Her past with the traitor
Phantom Limb?Copy !req
114. Yes. Man!Copy !req
115. What do you want me
to pull my tights off...Copy !req
116. so you can jam it in deeper?Copy !req
117. Does she know your past with him?Copy !req
118. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course.Copy !req
119. No, no. I told her that...Copy !req
120. so there's no reason
to get into that again.Copy !req
121. Indulge us.Copy !req
122. Observe!Copy !req
123. Welcome to the Citadel of Attribution.Copy !req
124. My name is Watch.Copy !req
125. I will be the only human face you will see...Copy !req
126. speak to, and enjoy.Copy !req
127. OK.Copy !req
128. So that's Lady Au Pair.Copy !req
129. Dude, get out of here.Copy !req
130. She's not supposed to see
anybody but me.Copy !req
131. - Really?
- No, I'm making that up.Copy !req
132. Yes, really!Copy !req
133. Oh, should I put on my hood?Copy !req
134. Forget it. She already saw your face.Copy !req
135. - You might as well stay.
- Good.Copy !req
136. So, Lady Au Pair, OK...Copy !req
137. it seems that you bombed as a single.Copy !req
138. Mm, yeah.Copy !req
139. My Murderous Moppets
were kind of hard to handle.Copy !req
140. No, not interested.Copy !req
141. We have you slotted
for a Number 2 position.Copy !req
142. Are you a Vendetta Candidate?Copy !req
143. Anybody out there that's got it in for you?Copy !req
144. No. I'm enrolled in
the general studies program.Copy !req
145. Do you have a theme in mind?Copy !req
146. Like, do you have a mutation?Copy !req
147. I'm sure you want to feature that voic—Copy !req
148. Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.Copy !req
149. I'm not interested in doing a theme...Copy !req
150. based on my voice.Copy !req
151. Oh, come on!Copy !req
152. When did they put Pig-Latin
back into the curriculum?Copy !req
153. Then let's work on a mutation.Copy !req
154. The Ocelot Woman.Copy !req
155. You simply mutate into ocelot.Copy !req
156. We'll let him bite you,
and bang— ocelot powers.Copy !req
157. They are fierce and super territorial.Copy !req
158. Formfitting costume
with ears and a tail that...Copy !req
159. uh, grabs things.Copy !req
160. Uh, no.Copy !req
161. OK. Mink De Lovely.Copy !req
162. Take a quick dip
in a vat of boiling minks.Copy !req
163. They have been skinned, pureed,
and belted with gamma rays.Copy !req
164. Very sexy costume with this option.Copy !req
165. I was thinking of something...Copy !req
166. that plays off my abilities
more than my sexuality.Copy !req
167. Say no more!Copy !req
168. You want a Number 2 for a woman.Copy !req
169. The feminist-type. Done.Copy !req
170. Meet pin-up murderess Betty Rage.Copy !req
171. The girl is with me.Copy !req
172. Pardon our insolence, Phantom Limb.Copy !req
173. I will complete her training myself.Copy !req
174. Shadowman 9.Copy !req
175. - Shadowman 9!
- Quit shoving.Copy !req
176. What? Oh. Am I 9?Copy !req
177. I thought I was Shadowguy 6.Copy !req
178. Take Lady Au Pair
to The Lair of the Phantom.Copy !req
179. Of course. Cool.Copy !req
180. I mean, uh, gladly.Copy !req
181. I mean, yes, Master Limb.Copy !req
182. Good.Copy !req
183. - So...
- What?Copy !req
184. Oh, you mean now?Copy !req
185. But wait. Wait.Copy !req
186. Was that henchman the Monarch?Copy !req
187. - Silence!
- What is that?Copy !req
188. What are you doing?Copy !req
189. I was just trying
to sound intimidating.Copy !req
190. Ah, yes. Go on.Copy !req
191. The traitor Phantom Limb...Copy !req
192. has controlled you
from the very beginning.Copy !req
193. Playing you—Copy !req
194. Silence!Copy !req
195. OK, you need to do that when
she's talking.Copy !req
196. Oh.Copy !req
197. Now I completely forgot
what I was saying. Thanks.Copy !req
198. He was more than your controller.Copy !req
199. He... was... your... lover!Copy !req
200. No duh.Copy !req
201. Yet still you were not satisfied.Copy !req
202. Well, I'm a go-getter.Copy !req
203. What, did you really expect me to work...Copy !req
204. for Phantom Dink my whole life?Copy !req
205. We expected you to go through...Copy !req
206. the proper channels and training.Copy !req
207. Not just make a costume
out of leggings and cardboardCopy !req
208. and immediately go after Dr. Venture.Copy !req
209. That prick had it coming!Copy !req
210. Why, exactly?Copy !req
211. Our sources tell us you began
arching him in college.Copy !req
212. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
213. Roll the clip.Copy !req
214. Unfortunately, we have
no visual records of your time in college.Copy !req
215. Really? Oh, so we're not gonna
have to sit through hours...Copy !req
216. of me abusing myself
to Markie Post?Copy !req
217. Of course not.Copy !req
218. How could we have video of you
from that long ago?Copy !req
219. That's crazy.Copy !req
220. We're the Council of 13,
not magic angel babies.Copy !req
221. We don't have, like, a magic
window into the past, you know.Copy !req
222. OK, OK. I get it.Copy !req
223. Then why don't you enlighten us all?Copy !req
224. Well, Night Court was huge at the time—Copy !req
225. - Not that.
- Oh.Copy !req
226. Well...Copy !req
227. my first attempt to destroy Venture
was admittedly a failure.Copy !req
228. Yes!Copy !req
229. - Malcolm, did you hear?
- What?Copy !req
230. T.S. Venture—Copy !req
231. What? Tell me! Is he dead?Copy !req
232. No. He blew up
Werner Underbheit's face!Copy !req
233. Aah!Copy !req
234. Not only did I miss my target...Copy !req
235. but Venture got the credit
for my sinister handiwork.Copy !req
236. He left school right after thatCopy !req
237. on account of his dear old dad
dear-old died.Copy !req
238. Hey, who killed him anyway?Copy !req
239. You guys must know.Copy !req
240. We're asking the questions here,
Mr. Monarch. Continue.Copy !req
241. Fine.Copy !req
242. In retrospect, I was still undergoing...Copy !req
243. what we in the butterfly biz
call the "pupal stage."Copy !req
244. For my second attempt, I needed
to become something more—Copy !req
245. Something twice as beautiful...Copy !req
246. and thrice as deadly.Copy !req
247. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
248. Die, Dr. Venture!Copy !req
249. Die!Copy !req
250. Di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e!Copy !req
251. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
252. Dr. Venture!Copy !req
253. Gaze upon the face of doom
and cower before me!Copy !req
254. For I am... the Mon—Copy !req
255. Ooh! Ow!Copy !req
256. I would've taken him down then...Copy !req
257. if Venture hadn't hired...Copy !req
258. a private army of ex-Navy Seal
cyborg ninja witches to protect him.Copy !req
259. Also, my memory's a little foggy...Copy !req
260. but I'm pretty sure he had a fucking tank.Copy !req
261. So you admit that you were
arching Dr. Venture...Copy !req
262. with neither license nor consent
from the Guild of Calamitous Intent.Copy !req
263. Well, duh!
I hadn't even heard of you schmucks yet.Copy !req
264. We have pages and pages
of complaints...Copy !req
265. all signed by Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture...Copy !req
266. and all filed after
you registered yourself...Copy !req
267. as a henchman with the Guild.Copy !req
268. You can't see it,
but he's holding them off camera.Copy !req
269. Unbelievable.Copy !req
270. So he was moonlighting as a Monarch
when he was working under Limb?Copy !req
271. Not just the traitor Phantom Limb
but everyone he ever henched for.Copy !req
272. The Sea Anemone, Helicoptro...Copy !req
273. even Joseph and his Amazing
Technicolor Nightmare Coat.Copy !req
274. By his own admission...Copy !req
275. it seems that he created this persona
for one reason.Copy !req
276. To menace Dr. Thaddeus Venture.Copy !req
277. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!Copy !req
278. How'd we get off track here, huh?Copy !req
279. I thought you guys wanted to
know about Phantom Limb.Copy !req
280. We will deal
with the traitor Phantom Limb.Copy !req
281. The Council has assembled this Tribunal...Copy !req
282. - Interrogation.
- Inquiry.Copy !req
283. - Trial.
- More of a crucible.Copy !req
284. Fine. Crucible.Copy !req
285. to determine your fate.Copy !req
286. We gave up our
honeymoon for this?Copy !req
287. I did what you asked.Copy !req
288. I made him promise to stop
arching Dr. Venture!Copy !req
289. Which sucked.Copy !req
290. Hasn't the Monarch
suffered enough?Copy !req
291. He has not even begun his suffering.Copy !req
292. According to this Tribunal...Copy !req
293. Crucible.Copy !req
294. there is no Monarch.Copy !req
295. Let's go, people! Today!Copy !req
296. What the hell is this?Copy !req
297. It looks like a spare Monarchmobile.Copy !req
298. I can't believe this!Copy !req
299. We could've been tooling around
in that sweet ride...Copy !req
300. for the last year
instead of my crappy Stanza.Copy !req
301. Speaking of, check this out.Copy !req
302. Oh! My Stanza!Copy !req
303. Doug's gonna kill me.Copy !req
304. Who the hell is Doug?Copy !req
305. My dad.Copy !req
306. I never finished paying him for this.Copy !req
307. 21 and 24...Copy !req
308. quit your bullshitting
and get back to work!Copy !req
309. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
310. Man, I can't believe those little Midg-HitlersCopy !req
311. expect us to rebuild
this whole freakin' place!Copy !req
312. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough...Copy !req
313. they'll pull a double
Villechaize on themselves?Copy !req
314. Huh? W-wait!Copy !req
315. Maybe someone we know
could take them out for us.Copy !req
316. Dude, they tore through everyone
we know like a bag of Lays.Copy !req
317. Uh, right.Copy !req
318. But who else do we know
who's done the same thing...Copy !req
319. to, like, everybody else
that we know, like 100 times?Copy !req
320. Mm... ah!Copy !req
321. The Council of 13 has determined...Copy !req
322. that the person acting as the Monarch...Copy !req
323. is in violation of the Guild's primary law
of organized villainy...Copy !req
324. and is hereby sentenced
to a painful execution.Copy !req
325. By hot lava.Copy !req
326. Oh, boy, it's lava this week.Copy !req
327. I thought it was bee stings.Copy !req
328. What say you in defense?Copy !req
329. You guys are dicks?Copy !req
330. This is nonsense.Copy !req
331. This isn't my fault.Copy !req
332. - That is for us to—
- Silence!Copy !req
333. Oh! You were so close.Copy !req
334. I should've just gone with my instincts
and said it when I felt it.Copy !req
335. You're gonna
let me defend him, right?Copy !req
336. Yes.Copy !req
337. Guild law provides you
with the opportunity for rebuttal.Copy !req
338. Oh, you are in for a beating.Copy !req
339. I've done this before, you know.Copy !req
340. Can I use your magic videos...Copy !req
341. of every embarrassing thing
I've ever done?Copy !req
342. Our records are at your disposal.Copy !req
343. Great.Copy !req
344. Then bring up the night I first
made it with Dr. Girlfriend.Copy !req
345. Uh... are you serious?Copy !req
346. Deadly!Copy !req
347. There's more to that night...Copy !req
348. than just the proof
of my unbelievable sexual prowess.Copy !req
349. There had better be.Copy !req
350. Observe!Copy !req
351. Number 9, I have orders
for— holy crap! You're—Copy !req
352. The Monarch!Copy !req
353. So, you've heard
of the mighty Monarch, then?Copy !req
354. No.Copy !req
355. The hot new villain
that's arching Dr. Venture?Copy !req
356. I'm all the rage.Copy !req
357. I thought Dr. Venture was dead.Copy !req
358. Son. Dr. Venture's son.Copy !req
359. - I can't believe you haven't heard of me.
- Sorry.Copy !req
360. Well, Limb's hosting
the Guild Ball tonight.Copy !req
361. You're on duty.
So you can't go arch that kid.Copy !req
362. I'm not going to arch tonight.Copy !req
363. Tonight I am attending the Guild Ball...
as the Monarch!Copy !req
364. Ah, dude, the place is gonna be
crawling with Guild guys.Copy !req
365. You can't arch here.
They'll kill you.Copy !req
366. They might make me kill you.Copy !req
367. No arching! I shall don the colors for love.Copy !req
368. As a henchman, she is forbidden fruit...Copy !req
369. but as the Monarch, she is easy pickings.Copy !req
370. Tonight I take what is loinfully mine.Copy !req
371. Mm, nope.Copy !req
372. Tonight you are standing around
holding a tray of mini tacos...Copy !req
373. dressed like an idiot
with a 9 on your chest.Copy !req
374. Listen... 24.Copy !req
375. You wear my costume tonight
and do me this favor...Copy !req
376. and I'll make you
the Monarch's Number 2.Copy !req
377. - Really?
- Totally.Copy !req
378. I'm just waiting for some
trust-fund money to slide out of escrow...Copy !req
379. and then I'm doing this full time, baby.Copy !req
380. You're my boy, 24.Copy !req
381. I mean... Number 2.Copy !req
382. Well?Copy !req
383. Well, what?Copy !req
384. Well, didn't you say that I was dressing
like the Monarch for one reason—Copy !req
385. to arch Dr. Venture?Copy !req
386. Well...Copy !req
387. And here you plainly see me...Copy !req
388. wearing my clunky old costume
for another reason.Copy !req
389. Ha! Eat it!Copy !req
390. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
391. That's not the part I was talking about.Copy !req
392. Play the rest of the video.Copy !req
393. Uh, that gets kind of...Copy !req
394. - Compromising.
- Well...Copy !req
395. Naughty, extra-hot great?Copy !req
396. Yeah, more like that.Copy !req
397. Just play it.Copy !req
398. There is a good reason.Copy !req
399. There better be. Observe.Copy !req
400. So I noticed that the ray gun's
safety was on, right?Copy !req
401. So I go, "No blast can penetrate...Copy !req
402. "the exoskeleton of the Mighty Monarch!"Copy !req
403. And I am scared shitless.Copy !req
404. Oh, I could imagine.Copy !req
405. Totally.Copy !req
406. And then Captain Sunshine
pulls the trigger...Copy !req
407. and, of course, nothing.Copy !req
408. To this day, he still thinks I'm invulnerable.Copy !req
409. Oh, that is priceless.Copy !req
410. That is rich, I'll tell ya.Copy !req
411. Priceless.Copy !req
412. Well, my tank's gettin' low.Copy !req
413. Can I get you kids something
to drink?Copy !req
414. No? OK.Copy !req
415. Pull over!Copy !req
416. Truckules coming through.Copy !req
417. Oh, that guy's a hoot.Copy !req
418. Yeah, I used to work for him.Copy !req
419. So now you're Number 2-ing for, uh...Copy !req
420. Phantom Limb.
Yeah, if you could even call it that.Copy !req
421. I don't do anything.Copy !req
422. I just stand around
in this skimpy outfit and—Copy !req
423. Look amazing.Copy !req
424. I can't believe he treats you like that.
I mean, you are, like...Copy !req
425. the most capable villain
in his whole group.Copy !req
426. - Well, you think?
- Oh, I know.Copy !req
427. Uh, what say we, uh, step outside, huh?Copy !req
428. The smell of diesel exhaust
in here is killing me.Copy !req
429. That was amazing.Copy !req
430. You know, uh, "Monarch"
doesn't just mean butterflies.Copy !req
431. There's a whole royalty angle, too.Copy !req
432. The double meaning to the word.
You should work with that.Copy !req
433. Like a king.Copy !req
434. Like "The King of the Butterflies."
I like it.Copy !req
435. Oh, I should write that down.Copy !req
436. Oh, yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
437. You could— you could wear
a crown and everything...Copy !req
438. which isn't to say you can't
push the butterfly thing a little further, too.Copy !req
439. Like instead of a cape, why not wings?Copy !req
440. - Wings.
- You know, you're a supervillain.Copy !req
441. You should just be going nuts
with this thing.Copy !req
442. Would they actually work?Copy !req
443. What... like, could you fly with them?Copy !req
444. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
445. I could design you some functional...Copy !req
446. lightweight wings
that would actually work.Copy !req
447. You— you would do that for me?Copy !req
448. Only if you'd promise to get a car
with a bigger backseat.Copy !req
449. Oh, yeah. So we can try out
the more acrobatic positions.Copy !req
450. For the henchmen, silly.Copy !req
451. We're gonna have lots and lots
of henchmen.Copy !req
452. Ahh.Copy !req
453. You know, there's—Copy !req
454. there's really something I should tell you
before we make this official.Copy !req
455. Queen Etheria, I'm—Copy !req
456. Eyebrows! Wow. OK.Copy !req
457. I-I thought your mask
was an aesthetic choice...Copy !req
458. but I can get used to—Copy !req
459. No, no, no. That's not my secret.Copy !req
460. The thing is—Copy !req
461. Oh! Hey!Copy !req
462. Aah! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
463. Sheila, clean yourself up and go upstairs.Copy !req
464. Our guests have been asking questions.Copy !req
465. We'll discuss this matter
after I've disposed of this pest.Copy !req
466. I'm not coming back
to the party, Hamilton.Copy !req
467. I'm not coming back ever!Copy !req
468. I'm gonna work with the—Copy !req
469. Is there a problem, Mr. Limb?Copy !req
470. Uh, no, no.Copy !req
471. No problem, my lieges.Copy !req
472. Merely saying good night to my guests.Copy !req
473. Yeah, I'm gonna give
Queen Etheria a ride.Copy !req
474. Very well.Copy !req
475. Please be quick about it.
Councilman 10 is getting drowsy.Copy !req
476. I shall.Copy !req
477. Well, good night, fellas.Copy !req
478. Good night, Sparky.Copy !req
479. What is your name,
you insolent little nobody?Copy !req
480. Why I'm the Mighty... M-m-m...Copy !req
481. Man-o-taur!Copy !req
482. Then let this be a warning to you...Copy !req
483. Man-o-taur.Copy !req
484. You're hereby officially
on the Phantom Limb's shit list.Copy !req
485. And from this night forward...Copy !req
486. my primary focus in life
will be to destroy you.Copy !req
487. Shadowmen!Copy !req
488. Oh, yeah? Well, you'll have to find me first.Copy !req
489. That is, if you can make it through...Copy !req
490. my Mmm-Malevolent Murder Maze.Copy !req
491. Eh...Copy !req
492. Wait. Take me with you.Copy !req
493. Well, you said you wanted
lots of henchmen.Copy !req
494. Uh, that's 9.Copy !req
495. The one I told you about—
with the staring.Copy !req
496. Sorry, man.Copy !req
497. W-wait.
Did that video have a wipe?Copy !req
498. Councilman 3 got Adobe premiere.Copy !req
499. Was it too showy?Copy !req
500. I thought it would make
the scene more lively.Copy !req
501. - And why'd you change the music?
- Pardon?Copy !req
502. Listen, a man remembers
what's on his car radio...Copy !req
503. the first time he taps his future wife.Copy !req
504. That was not the song.Copy !req
505. Uh, we couldn't afford the rights.Copy !req
506. Einar was ready to sign...Copy !req
507. but Bjork's lawyers
just would not budge.Copy !req
508. Well, that proves it.Copy !req
509. Are you gonna tell me
that Phantom Limb is so stupid...Copy !req
510. that he couldn't recognize
his own henchman...Copy !req
511. or that he's so dim that later...Copy !req
512. when he met the Monarch...Copy !req
513. he couldn't put two and two together?Copy !req
514. It does seem far-fetched.Copy !req
515. Nobody's that thickheaded.Copy !req
516. Clearly, Phantom Limb
is responsible for this.Copy !req
517. He's the one who hid the Monarch's
illicit activity from the Guild.Copy !req
518. The Monarch— he's innocent
of everything but ignorance.Copy !req
519. Hi, honey.Copy !req
520. I think I'm gonna be dipped in lava.Copy !req
521. Monarch, I'm sorry.Copy !req
522. That's what you should've
told me in the escape pod.Copy !req
523. Sovereign!Copy !req
524. It's David Bowie.Copy !req
525. The Council of 13
have made their decision.Copy !req
526. Man, what's happening?Copy !req
527. Well, they're just talking.Copy !req
528. Maybe Brock knows
how to kill with words.Copy !req
529. Maybe his name is a killing word.Copy !req
530. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
531. Now he's shaking their hands.Copy !req
532. Why would he do that?Copy !req
533. Marquess of Queensberry rules.Copy !req
534. Oh, wait. No.
Now he's picking up a hammer.Copy !req
535. This is gonna be good.Copy !req
536. I don't see Tim-Tom, though.Copy !req
537. Where the hell?Copy !req
538. Did Brock smush him already?Copy !req
539. No.Copy !req
540. He— he's right here.Copy !req
541. Was you the one who called for help, 21?Copy !req
542. Uh, no, no.Copy !req
543. Uh, no, I was not.Copy !req
544. - That was all him.
- Dude, why?Copy !req
545. Good idea, chump.Copy !req
546. What say we call a few more
of your old pals?Copy !req
547. You have been tested in mutual combat
against our slaughterbots.Copy !req
548. You have proved your romantic
and professional compatibility...Copy !req
549. and you have even proved
the Monarch's innocence.Copy !req
550. Your trial is thus concluded.Copy !req
551. Now join hands.Copy !req
552. Monarch, Dr. Girlfriend...Copy !req
553. the Guild of Calamitous Intent...Copy !req
554. hereby approves
your application for Duoship.Copy !req
555. I now pronounce you
Villain and Villainess.Copy !req
556. You may kiss your queen.Copy !req
557. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
558. Bring it, bitch! Bring it!Copy !req
559. In accordance
with the Guild's Edict of Usurpation...Copy !req
560. you must now complete your first
mission together.Copy !req
561. The Lair of the Phantom!Copy !req
562. Minions, attack!Copy !req
563. Kill everyone!Copy !req
564. God will recognize his own.Copy !req
565. Take no prisoners!Copy !req
566. Show no mercy!Copy !req
567. - Monarch.
- What?Copy !req
568. Excuse me?Copy !req
569. Oh. Sorry, pookums.Copy !req
570. Welcome home.Copy !req
571. Great.Copy !req
572. You deployed
my wings with your ass.Copy !req
573. Did you really think
I'd forget about you, old man?Copy !req
574. What is this, some kind of revenge trip?Copy !req
575. I retired from all that villainy crap.Copy !req
576. No one retires...Copy !req
577. from the Phantom Limb's shit list.Copy !req
578. Looking for this...Copy !req
579. Man-o-taur?Copy !req