1. DINNERCopy !req
2. MAYDAY!Copy !req
3. MAYDAY!Copy !req
4. WE HAVE BROKEN ORBIT!Copy !req
5. "GARGANTUA 1" HAS BROKEN
ORBIT!Copy !req
6. WE'VE LOST STABILIZERS!Copy !req
7. RETROROCKETS ARE OFFLINE
AND ALL FAIL SAFES HAVE, WELL,Copy !req
8. FAILED!Copy !req
9. HOUSTON, DO YOU COPY?Copy !req
10. WE'RE DONE FOR, ANNA.Copy !req
11. MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR HIGHER
POWER.Copy !req
12. THERE IS ONE THING WE COULD
TRY.Copy !req
13. ANNA!Copy !req
14. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
15. RESTRAIN YOURSELF!Copy !req
16. LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
17. CLAMORING FOR A PIECE OF THAT
BIG PHONY.Copy !req
18. THAT SHOULD BE ME UP THERE.Copy !req
19. REALLY?Copy !req
20. WHY IS THAT EXACTLY?Copy !req
21. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A
JOKE?Copy !req
22. WHOSE SPACE STATION JUST SAVED
THE WORLD, MANSTRONG'S?Copy !req
23. NO, MINE.Copy !req
24. HE WAS JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE.Copy !req
25. THEY MIGHT AS WELL GIVE A MEDAL
TO THE SEATS WHILE THEY'RECopy !req
26. PINNING ONE ON LUCK ROGERS OVER
THERE.Copy !req
27. LUCK ROGERS?Copy !req
28. HA HA.Copy !req
29. YOU LIKE THAT.Copy !req
30. I ALMOST SAID FLASH "IN THE PAN"
GORDON.Copy !req
31. GLAD YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
32. NO PICTURES, SON.Copy !req
33. HEY!Copy !req
34. AW, GYP!Copy !req
35. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
36. YEAH.Copy !req
37. JOIN THE BUSH CLUB.Copy !req
38. SAMPSON.Copy !req
39. HOUSER.Copy !req
40. SAMPSON.Copy !req
41. HOUSER.Copy !req
42. SAMPSON...Copy !req
43. WHAT'S THE MATTER,
COULDN'T HACK FIELD WORK ANYCopy !req
44. MORE, SO THEY MADE YOU WHITE
HOUSE HALL MONITOR?Copy !req
45. YOU LISTEN TO ME, AND YOU
LISTEN TO ME GREAT, SAMPSON.Copy !req
46. YOU MAY BE A WEST SIDE,
BUT HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE,Copy !req
47. YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER CIVILIAN.Copy !req
48. AND I GOT MY EYES ON YOU.Copy !req
49. BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
50. UH.Copy !req
51. FRIEND OF YOURS?Copy !req
52. WE WERE IN NAM TOGETHER.Copy !req
53. OH.Copy !req
54. WAIT.Copy !req
55. YOU WERE, LIKE, 10 DURING
VIETNAM.Copy !req
56. OH, I DIDN'T SAY DURING
THE WAR.Copy !req
57. THERE I WAS GRAPPLING WITH
THE CONTROLS OF THE PROUD ANDCopy !req
58. MIGHTY GRAND DAME OF THE STARS
AS SHE BURNED UP ON REENTRY.Copy !req
59. OH, LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT.Copy !req
60. I'LL HAVE MY TURN AS SOON AS THE
PRESIDENT GETS A LOAD OF ACopy !req
61. CERTAIN LITTLE SOMETHING
SOMETHING I JUST HAPPENED TOCopy !req
62. BRING ALONG.Copy !req
63. OH, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BRING
THAT THING WITH YOU.Copy !req
64. UCCH!Copy !req
65. DO YOU HATE THESE THINGS AS MUCH
AS I DO?Copy !req
66. BUNCH OF BACK-PATTING PHONIES.Copy !req
67. AT LEAST THE WINE IS DECENT.Copy !req
68. KEEP IT COMING, HONEY.Copy !req
69. AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I
WAS WAKING UP IN AN ARMYCopy !req
70. HOSPITAL IN IRANISTAN.Copy !req
71. REALLY?Copy !req
72. AND THAT'S ALL YOU REMEMBER
ABOUT THE WHOLE DARNED THING?Copy !req
73. UNFORTUNATELY, YES.Copy !req
74. HA.Copy !req
75. I SUPPOSE IT WAS THAT NASTY BUMP
ON THE HEAD I TOOK IN THE CRASH.Copy !req
76. MANSTRONG?Copy !req
77. COLONEL BUD MANSTRONG, CAN YOU
HEAR ME?Copy !req
78. HE'S COMING OUT OF IT.Copy !req
79. THE PROCEDURE WAS A SUCCESS.Copy !req
80. WHAT ABOUT THE CHIP?Copy !req
81. IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.Copy !req
82. HEY!Copy !req
83. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND OVER HERE?Copy !req
84. THAT'S BROCK SAMPSON.Copy !req
85. BUT HE IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.Copy !req
86. TOO BAD.Copy !req
87. REMEMBER WHEN I CALLED TO
TELL YOU I'D BEEN ACCOSTED ONCopy !req
88. "GARGANTUA 1"?Copy !req
89. OF COURSE I DO.Copy !req
90. OH, THE TEARS.Copy !req
91. THE SNIFFLING.Copy !req
92. YES, WELL...Copy !req
93. HE'S THE FELLOW WHO DID IT.Copy !req
94. HIM?Copy !req
95. SO, WHY'D YOU BEAT MY LITTLE BOY
UP AND STEAL HIS GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
96. BLONDIE?Copy !req
97. OH, MOTHER.Copy !req
98. DON'T SAY TOO MUCH, DO YOU.Copy !req
99. WELL, THAT'S OK.Copy !req
100. I LIKE THE STRONG AND SILENT
TYPES.Copy !req
101. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A TOAST
TO COLONEL BUD MANSTRONG—Copy !req
102. A MAN OF BRAVERY, INTEGRITY,
AND INDOMITABLE SPIRIT—Copy !req
103. OH, QUIT BLOWING SMOKE UP THE
BOY'S ASS, BREYER.Copy !req
104. WE ALL KNOW THE REAL REASON
YOURCopy !req
105. ADMINISTRATION'S IN THE CRAPPER,
AND YOU NEED MRS. MANSTRONG'SCopy !req
106. LITTLE BOY SCOUT ON THE TEAM TO
POLISH THAT TURD.Copy !req
107. UH...Copy !req
108. HA.Copy !req
109. TO BUD.Copy !req
110. WHOOPSIE.Copy !req
111. MOTHER!Copy !req
112. YOU CAN'T TALK TO THE PRESIDENT
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
113. WELL, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.Copy !req
114. LISTEN, YOU JUST KEEP SMILING
AND LET YOUR MOTHER DEAL WITHCopy !req
115. THE POLITICS.Copy !req
116. HE'S EMBARRASSED BY HIS MOTHER.Copy !req
117. I BREAST-FED THIS ONE TILL HE
LOST HIS BABY TEETH, AND HE'SCopy !req
118. EMBARRASSED BY ME?Copy !req
119. OH, MOTHER!Copy !req
120. PRUDISH.Copy !req
121. TAKES AFTER HIS FATHER, THE LATE
SENATOR, GOD REST HIS SOUL.Copy !req
122. MAN COULDN'T FIND A G-SPOT
WITHOUT A SENATE SUBCOMMITTEE.Copy !req
123. OH, MOTHER!Copy !req
124. SAY, BUD—
OR IS IT BUDLY?Copy !req
125. BUDWARD?Copy !req
126. WHAT'S BUD SHORT FOR?Copy !req
127. NOTHING.Copy !req
128. IT'S JUST BUD.Copy !req
129. YEAH?Copy !req
130. OH.Copy !req
131. SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE ALL TIGHT
WITH THE BIG GUY—BECAUSE YOUCopy !req
132. BROKE MY SPACE STATION—I WAS
WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU MIGHT PUTCopy !req
133. IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME—
WHY DON'T YOU STOP BOTHERINGCopy !req
134. MY SON, YOU AWFUL LITTLE NOBODY!Copy !req
135. VULTURES, BUDDY.Copy !req
136. EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT A PIECE OF
YOU NOW, BUT YOU DON'T GIVE 'EMCopy !req
137. A THING.Copy !req
138. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?Copy !req
139. YES, MOTHER.Copy !req
140. COLONEL BUD MANSTRONG,
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
141. YES, MOTHER.Copy !req
142. SO, THEN THE TEACHER SAID,
"JOHNNY DEEPER!"Copy !req
143. AND SO HE'S STICKS IT IN DEEPER.Copy !req
144. WHAT?Copy !req
145. SERIOUSLY, LADY!Copy !req
146. KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
147. I'M NOT INTO IT!Copy !req
148. SMOOTH.Copy !req
149. WELL...Copy !req
150. PERHAPS WE SHOULD CALL IT A
NIGHT, EH, FOLKS?Copy !req
151. THANK Y'ALL FOR COMING,
AND PLEASE, LET'S...Copy !req
152. LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND OF
APPLAUSE FOR THE GOOD COLONEL.Copy !req
153. COME ON.Copy !req
154. HANDS TOGETHER.Copy !req
155. YOU, TOO.Copy !req
156. UH, BUD,
WHY DON'T YOU COME SEE MECopy !req
157. PRIVATELY IN THE OVAL OFFICE.Copy !req
158. TSK, TSK.Copy !req
159. YOU BOYS BETTER COME WITH ME.Copy !req
160. BUT...Copy !req
161. JOHNNY DEEPER!Copy !req
162. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
163. MOTHER IS...Copy !req
164. HEADSTRONG.Copy !req
165. SHE SPEAKS HER MIND AND ONE HAS
NO CHOICE BUT TO LISTEN.Copy !req
166. OH, NOW DON'T YOU SWEAT IT,
COLONEL HANGDOG.Copy !req
167. YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT.Copy !req
168. MY ADMINISTRATION'S UP TO ITS
ASS IN SCANDAL.Copy !req
169. HELL, MY V.P. IS UNDER
INDICTMENT.Copy !req
170. ANYWAYS, I'M UP FOR REELECTION
IN NOVEMBER.Copy !req
171. AND I DON'T HAVE A CHINAMAN'S
CHANCE UNLESS I FIND ME ACopy !req
172. SQUEAKY-CLEAN RUNNING MATE.Copy !req
173. GOOD LUCK IN THIS TOWN THOUGH.Copy !req
174. CIGAR?Copy !req
175. WELL...Copy !req
176. I DON'T USUALLY PARTAKE, BUT,
SHUCKS!Copy !req
177. I'M NOT IN AN OXYGEN-RICH
ENVIRONMENT ANYMORE!Copy !req
178. AND HOW CAN ONE DECLINE AN OFFER
FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THESECopy !req
179. UNITED STATES?Copy !req
180. OH, WAIT.Copy !req
181. NOT THAT ONE.Copy !req
182. I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BUD,
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A PROPOSITIONCopy !req
183. FOR YOU.Copy !req
184. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE VICE
PRESIDENT?Copy !req
185. ME?Copy !req
186. HELL, YEAH, YOU!Copy !req
187. WHO'D YOU THINK I'M TALKING
ABOUT?Copy !req
188. YOU'RE A GENUINE HERO, BOY.Copy !req
189. THE BUREAU CAN'T FIND A DAMN
THING ON YOU.Copy !req
190. AND, PLUS, YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT
OF THE EYE CANDY FOR THE LADIES.Copy !req
191. SPEAKING OF WHICH...Copy !req
192. TAKE YOUR PICK.Copy !req
193. I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW YOU,
SIR.Copy !req
194. ANY OF MY SECRETARIAL STAFF—
EXCEPT THE ONE ON THE BLUE DRESSCopy !req
195. THAT SMELLS LIKE THIS.Copy !req
196. OH, DEAR LORD!Copy !req
197. HA HA!Copy !req
198. THAT PHYLLIS' GOT MY NAME
WRITTEN ALL OVER HER!Copy !req
199. HA HA HA.Copy !req
200. LITERALLY!Copy !req
201. I ONCE WROTE MY NAME ON THE
FRONT OF MY DRESS WITH THE TIPCopy !req
202. OF MY—
OH, NO!Copy !req
203. I'M NOT HEARING THIS!Copy !req
204. I'M NOT HEARING THIS!Copy !req
205. GOOD EVENING, SIR!Copy !req
206. UH, CASS?Copy !req
207. I'LL TAKE THAT BLOWJOB NOW.Copy !req
208. NOW, YOU BOYS GET YOURSELVES
TO SLEEP, AND DON'T YOU WORRYCopy !req
209. ABOUT A THING.Copy !req
210. I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME CLUB
SODA ON THESE HERE STAINS BEFORECopy !req
211. THEY SET.Copy !req
212. ALL YOUR TROUBLES BE OVER.Copy !req
213. I DON'T THINK CLUB SODA CAN
FIX MY PROBLEM.Copy !req
214. HA HA.Copy !req
215. CHILD.Copy !req
216. LITTLE CLUB SODA GET OUT MOST
ANYTHING.Copy !req
217. WAIT!Copy !req
218. DON'T LEAVE!Copy !req
219. DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE?Copy !req
220. I—I SAW SOMETHING.Copy !req
221. I THINK THIS PLACE IS...Copy !req
222. HAUNTED.Copy !req
223. OH, YOU'RE JUST BEING
SUPERSTITIOUS.Copy !req
224. I AM NOT!Copy !req
225. JUST EXTRASTITIOUS.Copy !req
226. THERE'S SOMETHING WIGGY GOING
ON.Copy !req
227. I CAN FEEL IT.Copy !req
228. IT'S LIKE—LIKE WE'RE BEING
WATCHED.Copy !req
229. YEAH, WELL, DUH.Copy !req
230. LINCOLN BEDROOM IS SECURE.Copy !req
231. OVER.Copy !req
232. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
233. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
234. SLOW DOWN, BUDDY.Copy !req
235. TELL MAMA WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
236. IT WAS HORRIBLE, MOTHER.Copy !req
237. THAT DROOLING FOUL-MOUTH PERVERT
OF A MAN—AND CRUDE!Copy !req
238. HE SAID THE MOST DISGRACEFUL,
RIBALDROUS THINGS.Copy !req
239. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
240. DID HE OFFER YOU VICE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
241. HE DID.Copy !req
242. AND I TOLD HIM HE COULD JUST
TAKE THAT JOB AND HE COULD—Copy !req
243. HE COULD STICK—HE COULD TAKE IT
AND HE COULD STICK THE JOB IN—Copy !req
244. AND I RAN AWAY!Copy !req
245. THEN GET BACK IN THERE AND
TELL HIM YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.Copy !req
246. YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU AND
SHOW YOU HOW—Copy !req
247. LIKE WHEN MAMA HELD YOUR PEE-PEE
AND TAUGHT YOU HOW TO MAKE YOURCopy !req
248. SISSIES?Copy !req
249. BUT, MOTHER,
YOU SAID NOT TO GIVE ANYONECopy !req
250. ANYTHING.Copy !req
251. WITHOUT GETTING SOMETHING IN
RETURN, BUDDY.Copy !req
252. YOU GOTTA MAKE HIM PAY, BUDDY.Copy !req
253. BUT I DON'T WANT—
COLONEL BUD MANSTRONG,Copy !req
254. LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
255. YOU WILL GO BACK IN THERE
AND TAKE THIS JOB BECAUSE ITCopy !req
256. WILL PUT YOU NEXT TO THE MOST
POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
257. NOW, BE A MAN AND DO WHAT HAS
TO BE DONE.Copy !req
258. OH, COME ON, BROCK.Copy !req
259. JUST BUY ME 5 MINUTES.Copy !req
260. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY PITCH
ALL WEEK.Copy !req
261. AAGH!Copy !req
262. YOU JUST HAVE NO CLUE, DO YOU?Copy !req
263. THESE AREN'T A BUNCH OF FAKE
PIRATES OR DINKS IN RUBBERCopy !req
264. BUTTERFLY SUITS, DOC.Copy !req
265. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT UNITED
STATES SECRET SERVICE.Copy !req
266. PLEASE.Copy !req
267. WE'LL BOTH BE OFF THE HOOK WHEN
HE FEASTS HIS EYES ON WHAT I'VECopy !req
268. GOT TO OFFER.Copy !req
269. THIS THING SELLS ITSELF.Copy !req
270. IF IT DOESN'T, I CAN'T AFFORD TO
PAY YOU THIS MONTH.Copy !req
271. YOU DON'T PAY ME.Copy !req
272. WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING
AROUND?Copy !req
273. YOU'RE REALLY AFRAID OF THAT
HAUSER GUY, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
274. NO.Copy !req
275. MANSTRONG'S MOM.Copy !req
276. SHE'S GOT A FEW DRINKS IN HER,
AND SHE TRIED TO FREE NELSONCopy !req
277. MANDELA UNDER THE TABLE.Copy !req
278. UGH!Copy !req
279. SAY...Copy !req
280. OK, PLAN B.Copy !req
281. YOU THROW THE OLD BROAD A MERCY
LAY, AND IN EXCHANGE SHECopy !req
282. SWEET-TALKS THE PRESIDENT FOR
ME.Copy !req
283. NICE SCENE YOU MADE AT
DINNER, SAMPSON.Copy !req
284. DON'T EVER EMBARRASS THE
PRESIDENT LIKE THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
285. I DON'T THINK THE AGENCY COULD
POSSIBLY DEMOTE YOU ANY LOWERCopy !req
286. THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE.Copy !req
287. BUT I HEAR THERE'S AN OPENING IN
THE MAIL ROOM...Copy !req
288. HELSINKI BRANCH.Copy !req
289. HA HA HA.Copy !req
290. I GOTTA TAKE—Copy !req
291. I GOT A CALL.Copy !req
292. I GOTTA TAKE THIS.Copy !req
293. YOU KNOW WHAT, DOC?Copy !req
294. YOU'RE ON.Copy !req
295. REALLY?Copy !req
296. PLAN A OR PLAN B?Copy !req
297. VENTURE BROTHERS!Copy !req
298. YOU MUST HELP ME!Copy !req
299. COLONEL MANSTRONG IS GOING TO
ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT!Copy !req
300. HANK, WAKE UP!Copy !req
301. IT'S THE GHOST OF ABRAHAM
LINCOLN!Copy !req
302. WHO?Copy !req
303. MR. PRESIDENT,
MY BOY HAD A LITTLE CRISIS OFCopy !req
304. CONSCIENCE EARLIER.Copy !req
305. YOU—YOU—YOU, BUT...Copy !req
306. WELL...Copy !req
307. JUST DO IT, BUDDY.Copy !req
308. MR. PRESIDENT...Copy !req
309. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
310. OH, HELLO, DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
311. MR. PRESIDENT, IF I COULD
JUST HAVE A MOMENT OF YOURCopy !req
312. VALUABLE TIME, I HAVE SOMETHING
AMAZING TO SHOW YOU!Copy !req
313. SECURITY BREECH!Copy !req
314. SECURITY BREECH!Copy !req
315. DAMN IT!Copy !req
316. HAUSER, WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
317. WHOO!Copy !req
318. THANK GOD!Copy !req
319. ARREST THIS MA—
HEY, YOU'RE NOT MY GUY.Copy !req
320. GOT ABOUT A MINUTE, DOC.Copy !req
321. MAKE IT COUNT.Copy !req
322. HEAR ME OUT, YOUR EXCELLENCY.Copy !req
323. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME,
THEN YOU'RE SUPER CONCERNEDCopy !req
324. ABOUT SECURITY.Copy !req
325. BECAUSE IN THESE UNCERTAIN
TIMES, WHAT COULD BE MORECopy !req
326. IMPORTANT THAN THE SAFETY OF
YOUR FAMILY, YOUR HOME, YOURCopy !req
327. COUNTRY, AND YOUR TROOPS ON THE
BATTLEFIELD.Copy !req
328. HEY, DOWN IN FRONT, STICK!Copy !req
329. WE WERE TALKING HERE!Copy !req
330. ALLOW ME TO FORMALLY MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE WITH THECopy !req
331. VENTURE DOME, THE WORLD'S FIRST
FULLY PORTABLE BATTERY-POWEREDCopy !req
332. INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD.Copy !req
333. GUN!Copy !req
334. A MICROCHIP!Copy !req
335. MICROCHIP!Copy !req
336. IT'S IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.Copy !req
337. HIS MOTHER IS USING IT TO
CONTROL HIM, AND SHE'S GOING TOCopy !req
338. MAKE HIM ASSASSINATE THE
PRESIDENT.Copy !req
339. UH...Copy !req
340. IT JUST SOUNDS A LITTLE
FAR-FETCHED.Copy !req
341. YEAH.Copy !req
342. THANK YOU.Copy !req
343. I'M GLAD YOU SAID IT.Copy !req
344. WHAT—I—
DIDN'T EITHER OF YOU SEECopy !req
345. "THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE"?Copy !req
346. NOT EVEN THE REMAKE WITH DENZEL?Copy !req
347. COME ON.Copy !req
348. I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 7 SCORE YEARS
AND EVEN—Copy !req
349. WHO IS THIS GUY?Copy !req
350. ABRAHAM LINCOLN!Copy !req
351. 16th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES!Copy !req
352. COME ON!Copy !req
353. YOU'RE KIDDING ME!Copy !req
354. YEAH, DIDN'T YOU LEARN
ANYTHING IN BED?Copy !req
355. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
356. ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
357. I'M THE $5.00 BILL GUY.Copy !req
358. YOU INVENTED THE $5.00 BILL?Copy !req
359. YES, HANK.Copy !req
360. YES, I DID.Copy !req
361. DEAN, YOU SEEM A LITTLE MORE ON
THE BALL HERE.Copy !req
362. HELP ME STOP MANSTRONG.Copy !req
363. WHY DO YOU NEED US?Copy !req
364. BECAUSE I'M IMMATERIAL.Copy !req
365. LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
366. IT'S A NO-GO.Copy !req
367. NEED TO POSSESS ONE OF YOUR
BODIES—JUST FOR A LITTLECopy !req
368. WHILE—TILL I CAN STOP HIM.Copy !req
369. WILL ONE OF YOU DO THAT FOR ME?Copy !req
370. FOR THE UNION?Copy !req
371. NOT IT!Copy !req
372. ONE, TWO, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10.Copy !req
373. JINX!Copy !req
374. YOU OWE ME A COKE!Copy !req
375. OH!Copy !req
376. YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF
SUCK, MISTER.Copy !req
377. WHY ARE YOU MEN LOLLY-GAGGING?Copy !req
378. LOCK THIS JACKASS UP.Copy !req
379. THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU.Copy !req
380. SOUND-PROOF.Copy !req
381. WHAT THE SAM-CRAZY...Copy !req
382. IT'S A FORCE FIELD—
OF MY OWN DESIGN.Copy !req
383. ALL RIGHT, TURN IT OFF, SMART
FACE.Copy !req
384. YOU SMASHED THE REMOTE.Copy !req
385. WELL, UNPLUG IT
THEN—WHATEVER.Copy !req
386. WHAT AM I, AN AMATEUR?Copy !req
387. IT'S BATTERY-POWERED.Copy !req
388. EXCELLENT FOR ARMIES IN THE
FIELD.Copy !req
389. ALL IN A PACKAGE THIS SMALL?Copy !req
390. STAND BACK, SIR.Copy !req
391. UH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
392. THEY'RE NUCLEAR BATTERIES.Copy !req
393. NUCULAR?Copy !req
394. WELL, THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY A
WORD, BUT, YES.Copy !req
395. ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, WE GOT A
SITUATION HERE.Copy !req
396. I'M GONNA NEED TROOPS.Copy !req
397. NOT GONNA WORK EITHER.Copy !req
398. JAMS RADIOS, PHONES, INTERCOMS—
ONLY ON THE DELUXE MODEL, OFCopy !req
399. COURSE.Copy !req
400. SO, HOW THE HELL ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
401. WELL, IT'LL RUN OUT OF JUICE
ON IT'S OWN IN ABOUT, OH...Copy !req
402. WHAT'S THE HALF-LIFE ON COBALT
AGAIN?Copy !req
403. 5.24 YEARS.Copy !req
404. 5.24 YEARS...Copy !req
405. GIVE OR TAKE.Copy !req
406. YES, YES.Copy !req
407. OF COURSE, GENERAL.Copy !req
408. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.Copy !req
409. SORRY, HON.Copy !req
410. GOTTA WORK TONIGHT.Copy !req
411. NATIONAL EMERGENCY.Copy !req
412. LITTLE MAN NEED NED HELP?Copy !req
413. NED PROTECT LITTLE MAN.Copy !req
414. NO, NO, NED.Copy !req
415. THANK YOU.Copy !req
416. I WON'T BE IN ANY DANGER.Copy !req
417. NED LOVE LITTLE MAN!Copy !req
418. OK!Copy !req
419. A LITTLE TOO TIGHT, NED!Copy !req
420. UH-OH, UH-OH!Copy !req
421. NED GIVE LITTLE MAN THE BRAIN
VEIN.Copy !req
422. OH, IT'S OK, NED.Copy !req
423. YOU READY, CAPTAIN?Copy !req
424. GASSED UP AND ON THE RUNWAY,
CHAIRMAN.Copy !req
425. DON'T WAIT UP, HON.Copy !req
426. MMM!Copy !req
427. EW!Copy !req
428. DUDE!Copy !req
429. WHAT THE DILLY?Copy !req
430. DID IT WORK?Copy !req
431. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
432. HONEST ABE'S A MO,
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!Copy !req
433. SORRY!Copy !req
434. SORRY!Copy !req
435. OH, WHAT CAME OVER ME?Copy !req
436. I WAS JUST A BIT OVERWHELMED IN
A BODY AGAIN.Copy !req
437. ALL THOSE HORMONES!Copy !req
438. WHOO!Copy !req
439. JUST—ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
440. JUST LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
441. I'M READY FOR IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
442. WHO'S TRIANA, BY THE WAY?Copy !req
443. AAGH!Copy !req
444. JUST GET IN.Copy !req
445. AND NO FUNNY BUSINESS.Copy !req
446. YES, ALREADY.Copy !req
447. LIKE YOU BOYS NEVER
EXPERIMENTED.Copy !req
448. DEAN!Copy !req
449. THERE.Copy !req
450. YOU'RE SAFE NOW, SIR.Copy !req
451. I'VE SECURED A PERIMETER.Copy !req
452. THAT'S GREAT, HAUSER.Copy !req
453. YOU HEAR THAT, PEOPLE.Copy !req
454. NOBODY CROSSES THIS LINE.Copy !req
455. OH, YOU THINK YOU COULD MAYBE
NOT SMOKE IN HERE?Copy !req
456. FINE.Copy !req
457. THANK YOU.Copy !req
458. OH.Copy !req
459. AW.Copy !req
460. IT'S STILL GOING.Copy !req
461. OH, NOW THE OTHER ONE'S CAUGHT.Copy !req
462. NICE ONE.Copy !req
463. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO
SUCK.Copy !req
464. IT'S OFFICIAL.Copy !req
465. OH, NO!Copy !req
466. THEY CALLED MY BROTHER?Copy !req
467. COULD THIS BE ANY MORE
EMBARRASSING?Copy !req
468. YEAH, ALL RIGHT, HI.Copy !req
469. I SEE YOU.Copy !req
470. GO TO HELL.Copy !req
471. WELL, DOC, CAN YOU BREAK IT
DOWN OR WHAT?Copy !req
472. WELL, I COULD TRY
TO GENERATE AN ARTIFICIALCopy !req
473. EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE, BUT I
CAN'T GUARANTEE WE WOULDN'T BECopy !req
474. SUCKED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.Copy !req
475. WELL!Copy !req
476. HEY, THERE, NEPHEW!Copy !req
477. WHAT ARE YOU—
DOING?Copy !req
478. THAT LITTLE BASTARD.Copy !req
479. HOW'D HE DO THAT?Copy !req
480. GOTTA GO.Copy !req
481. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
THERE, DEAN?Copy !req
482. WE'RE HELPING OUR NEW GHOST
PAL.Copy !req
483. WELL, AIN'T THAT SOMETHING.Copy !req
484. I WISH MY BOY HAD THAT KIND OF
CREATIVITY.Copy !req
485. COLONEL MANSTRONG'S GOING TO
ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
486. IT'S NOT REALLY HIS FAULT
THOUGH.Copy !req
487. HIS MOM'S CONTROLLING HIM.Copy !req
488. DON'T GIVE ME THAT
PSYCHO-BABBLE, SON.Copy !req
489. AFTER A CERTAIN AGE, A MAN NEEDS
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HISCopy !req
490. OWN ACTIONS.Copy !req
491. UM, OK.Copy !req
492. SURE.Copy !req
493. MAYBE IF I HAD HUGGED MY
THICK-HEADED SON MORE, HECopy !req
494. WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THEM FIRES
OR STOLEN ALL THAT LACROSSECopy !req
495. EQUIPMENT, BUT, DAMN IT,
SOMETIMES THEY'RE JUST BADCopy !req
496. APPLES.Copy !req
497. DAMNATION!Copy !req
498. FORCE FIELD.Copy !req
499. I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.Copy !req
500. SORRY, DEAN.Copy !req
501. OK, OK.Copy !req
502. NEW PLAN.Copy !req
503. WELL, YOU JUST K.O. ed
UNCLE SAM.Copy !req
504. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO THAT TO AN
ASTRONAUT AND HIS MOM?Copy !req
505. THAT'S NOT UNCLE SAM,
IT'S ME!Copy !req
506. COULDN'T LAY A GLOVE ON IT IF IT
WEREN'T.Copy !req
507. I CAN ONLY MOVE THINGS IN THE
MATERIAL WORLD THAT BEAR MYCopy !req
508. IMAGE.Copy !req
509. WAIT!Copy !req
510. THAT PENNY IN YOUR POCKET, DEAN.Copy !req
511. I WAS ABLE TO GET THAT THROUGH
THE FORCE FIELD.Copy !req
512. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
513. WE BUILD A GUN MADE OUT OF
PENNIES!Copy !req
514. EXACTLY!Copy !req
515. WAIT, NO!Copy !req
516. THAT'S INSANE.Copy !req
517. BUT I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.Copy !req
518. BOYS, I NEED $5.00 BILLS—
SCORES OF THEM!Copy !req
519. 10 SCORE AT LEAST.Copy !req
520. HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND THAT
MANY?Copy !req
521. HOW, HOW?Copy !req
522. WHAT ARE YOU, AN OWL?Copy !req
523. HE CAN MAKE THEM WITH HIS MAGIC.Copy !req
524. FOR THE LAST TIME, HANK,
I'M A GHOST, NOT A GENIE.Copy !req
525. YOU TWO MUST FIND A WAY!Copy !req
526. WAIT!Copy !req
527. DOES IT MATTER IF IT'S THE NEW
FIVES OR THE OLD ONES?Copy !req
528. I PREFER THE NEW ONES.Copy !req
529. BUT WHATEVER!Copy !req
530. GO, GO!Copy !req
531. SCORE.Copy !req
532. THANK YOU, AMBASSADOR MBATU.Copy !req
533. WELL...Copy !req
534. I PROMISED MY WIFE AND JESUS
I WOULDN'T ANYMORE.Copy !req
535. BUT THINGS BEING AS THEY ARE,
WELL...Copy !req
536. THANK YOU, NO, SIR.Copy !req
537. I'M ON DUTY.Copy !req
538. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
539. PERIMETER!Copy !req
540. DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
541. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT
CARES ABOUT—Copy !req
542. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CARES
ABOUT PERIMETERS?Copy !req
543. 'CAUSE I'M STARTING TO THINK I
AM, AND I DON'T—Copy !req
544. AND I DON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
545. MOTHER'S HAD...Copy !req
546. A BIT TOO MUCH ALREADY.Copy !req
547. HOW ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
548. I DON'T DRINK.Copy !req
549. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
550. HMM.Copy !req
551. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
552. LIEUTENANT BALDAVICH.Copy !req
553. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR
GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
554. THAT WASN'T COOL.Copy !req
555. MR. SAMPSON...Copy !req
556. "GARGANTUA 1" WAS AN ORBITING
METAL EDEN UNTIL YOU SULLIED ITCopy !req
557. WITH YOUR BRANDO-ESQUE
SENSUALITY AND YOURCopy !req
558. NON-REGULATION APPAREL.Copy !req
559. SORRY DOESN'T QUITE MAKE UP FOR
DEFLOWERING MY EVE.Copy !req
560. COME ON.Copy !req
561. ENOUGH WITH THE BOY SCOUT ACT.Copy !req
562. YOU TWO WERE ALONE ON THAT THING
FOR YEARS.Copy !req
563. NOW, DON'T TELL ME
YOU NEVER HIT THAT.Copy !req
564. WHAT?Copy !req
565. I NEVER STRUCK HER!Copy !req
566. HOW DARE YOU EVEN IMPLY THAT
I DID!Copy !req
567. I LOVED HER!Copy !req
568. THIS AIN'T GOOD.Copy !req
569. OH, F.D.R.Copy !req
570. NOW, HE WAS A REAL PRESIDENT.Copy !req
571. I LOVED TO WATCH HIM SLEEP.Copy !req
572. WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS
LITTLE POLIO SHOULDERS.Copy !req
573. THE DEPRESSION.Copy !req
574. WORLD WAR II.Copy !req
575. HE SLEPT LIKE A BABY.Copy !req
576. NOW, THAT IS A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.Copy !req
577. THIS BREYER GUY THOUGH,
HE'S THE WORST PRESIDENT I'VECopy !req
578. EVER SEEN.Copy !req
579. THEN WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME
WITH THIS?Copy !req
580. HONESTLY?Copy !req
581. I'M KIND OF HOPING TO EARN MY
WINGS ON THIS DEAL.Copy !req
582. SO, WE'RE NOT JUST SAVING THE
PRESIDENT...Copy !req
583. WE'RE SAVING YOU, TOO.Copy !req
584. MY LINCOLN SENSE IS TINGLING!Copy !req
585. MANSTRONG'S MAKING HIS MOVE!Copy !req
586. HURRY, BOYS!Copy !req
587. SVENGALI!Copy !req
588. NO, NO!Copy !req
589. LOOK, THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE.Copy !req
590. FIRST ANNA, NOW MY MOTHER!Copy !req
591. HAVE YOU NO SHAME, YOU—
YOU MANDINGO!Copy !req
592. OK, GET UP!Copy !req
593. WE'RE DOING THIS!Copy !req
594. YOU AND ME, SAMPSON,
RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
595. LET'S GO!Copy !req
596. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
597. YOU KNOW I'M JUST GONNA BEAT YOU
STUPID.Copy !req
598. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.Copy !req
599. WITH A SUCKER PUNCH.Copy !req
600. THIS TIME, SCHOOL-YARD RULES—
NO CHEAP SHOTS.Copy !req
601. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
602. YOU'RE MOTHER JUST—
NO MOTHERS!Copy !req
603. AAGH!Copy !req
604. OH, WHAT?Copy !req
605. HERE COMES THE RAIL SPLITTER!Copy !req
606. WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON
NOW?Copy !req
607. WHAT?Copy !req
608. DID MY BROTHER MAKE THAT?Copy !req
609. MR. PRESIDENT, THIS MAN'S AN
ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED TO KILL YOU!Copy !req
610. THERE'S A MICROCHIP IN HIS
BRAIN.Copy !req
611. LOOK!Copy !req
612. PERIMETER, SIR!Copy !req
613. PERIMETER!Copy !req
614. OH, DAMN IT!Copy !req
615. NOT AGAIN!Copy !req
616. AAGH!Copy !req
617. STOP BOTHERING MY SON!Copy !req
618. UH-OH.Copy !req
619. DID I GRAZE YOU, NIBBLETS?Copy !req
620. YOU DID IT, BOYS.Copy !req
621. YOU SAVE THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
622. GO, TEAM VENTURE!Copy !req
623. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A
DOCTOR.Copy !req
624. IS MY BUDDY GONNA BE OK?Copy !req
625. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
626. I RECOGNIZE THIS.Copy !req
627. IT'S A VENTURE INDUSTRIES
MICROCHIP.Copy !req
628. HANG ON A SEC.Copy !req
629. IT'S THE MOTHER BOARD FROMCopy !req
630. "GARGANTUA 1."Copy !req
631. ANNA!Copy !req
632. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
633. RESTRAIN YOURSELF!Copy !req
634. IF WE ARE GOING TO DIE,
I WANT TO GO OUT WITH A BANG, ASCopy !req
635. THEY SAY.Copy !req
636. MMM!Copy !req
637. I KNEW IT!Copy !req
638. TOLD YOU THIS CLOWN WAS NO HERO.Copy !req
639. HE JUST BLACKED OUT IN THE
MIDDLE OF A HAND-JOB.Copy !req
640. UH-OH!Copy !req
641. SOMEONE'S PLAYING WITH HIS
LINCOLN LOGS.Copy !req
642. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
643. IT'S FULL OF STARS!Copy !req
644. PENNY FOR HIS THOUGHTS.Copy !req
645. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
646. —www.ncicap.org—]Copy !req
647. YOU'RE...Copy !req
648. STILL HERE.Copy !req
649. SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE CROSSED OVER?Copy !req
650. APPARENTLY, STOPPING MY BODY
GUARD FROM BEATING UP ACopy !req
651. REPRESSED MASTURBATOR JUST ISN'T
ENOUGH TO GET YOU INTO HEAVENCopy !req
652. THESE DAYS.Copy !req
653. GO FIGURE.Copy !req
654. YOU'RE ONE TO JUDGE,
RUSTY.Copy !req
655. I SEEM TO REMEMBER A CERTAIN
FAST-HANDED LITTLE REDHEADCopy !req
656. SLEEPING IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM
A SCORE AND A HALF YEARS BACK.Copy !req
657. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
658. NOT THAT YOU DID MUCH
SLEEPING.Copy !req
659. OK.Copy !req
660. I...Copy !req
661. NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT.Copy !req
662. DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PEOPLE
GOTTA COMPLICATE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
663. I TOLD Y'ALL,
A LITTLE CLUB SODA FIX MOSTCopy !req
664. EVERYTHING.Copy !req
665. THAT'S GOOD CHOWDER!Copy !req