1. YOU'RE COLONEL GATHERS?
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2. WHAT?
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
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3. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
WHO SENT YOU, YOU BASTARD?
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4. SPECIAL AGENT IN TRAINING
BROCK SAMSON REPORTING
FOR DUTY.
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5. DON'T YOU SALUTE ME,
YOU BASTARD!
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6. LEAVE THAT LITTLE JOHN-JOHN CRAP
BACK IN BILOXI.
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7. YES, SIR.
AND DON'T "SIR" ME,
DAMN YOU!
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8. YOU'RE NOT
IN THE MARINES ANYMORE.
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9. THIS IS INTELLIGENCE.
START USING IT!
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10. OKAY, COLONEL.
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11. CALL ME HUNTER.
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12. NOW LET ME GET
A GOOD LOOK AT YOU.
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13. GOOD GOD, THEY'RE MAKING THEM
BIG NOWADAYS.
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14. DON'T THEY KNOW
THERE'S A GAS CRUNCH ON?
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15. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOU.
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16. AHEM.
SAMSON, BROCK.
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17. BORN OMAHA, NEBRASKA
TO A SINGLE MOTHER.
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18. HALF-SWEDISH, QUARTER POLISH,
QUARTER WINNEBAGO.
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19. YOU LOST
YOUR VIRGINITY AT 14,
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20. HAVE ONE BROTHER,
AND YOU ENJOY MOTORCROSS.
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21. THE BROCK SAMSON
YOU KNEW AND WERE IS DEAD.
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22. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANKENSTEIN!
YOU'RE OUR BABY NOW.
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23. ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO
WHATEVER YOUR COUNTRY
ASKS OF YOU?
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24. YES.
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25. CAN YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOUT YOU
WHEN CONFRONTED
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26. WITH MIND-BLOWING WEIRDNESS
AT EVERY TURN?
YES.
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27. ARE YOU READY
FOR ANYTHING?
YES.
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28. ARE YOU STILL READY
FOR ANYTHING?
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29. LESSON NUMBER ONE,
TRUST NO ONE.
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30. THE MINUTE CRAPPED OUT
THE THIRD CAVE MAN,
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31. A CONSPIRACY WAS HATCHED
AGAINST ONE OF THEM.
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32. GET UP, DAMN YOU!
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33. STRAP HER ON, KID.
YOUR TRAINING STARTS NOW.
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34. WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU,
YOU'LL BE A MEMBER OF
THE ELITE AGENCY
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35. THAT'S BEEN THANKLESSLY
DEFENDING THIS BIG ASS COUNTRY
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36. SINCE THE SECOND REVOLUTION —
THE INVISIBLE ONE.
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37. WELCOME TO THE OFFICE
OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE, SAMSON.
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38. SHOULDN'T BE GONE TOO LONG.
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39. COMPOUND'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD
SECURITY SYSTEM.
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40. BUT IF ANYONE MANAGES
TO BREAK THROUGH,
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41. WE ALSO HAVE A PANIC ROOM.
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42. I DOUBT
YOU'LL NEED THAT, THOUGH.
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43. OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD.
DEAN.
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44. ANY QUESTIONS?
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45. YES, ONE.
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46. WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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47. THE MONTHLY
HEAD LICE CHECK.
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48. FIGURED I'D GET IT
OUT OF THE WAY
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49. SO YOU DON'T HAVE
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50. OH, WAIT.
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51. OKAY, YOU BOYS GET INTO YOUR PJs
AND YOU COME SAY GOODNIGHT.
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52. THEY'RE GONNA
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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53. BROCK SAMSON,
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54. THE MOST FEARED MAN
IN ESPIONAGE,
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55. A NANNY?
PATHETIC.
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56. BROCK, YOUR TALENTS
ARE WASTED
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57. ON THESE CIVILIANS.
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58. QUIT THE OSI,
GO FREELANCE WITH ME.
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59. WE WOULD MAKE SUCH A TEAM.
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60. SAVE IT MOL,
THIS IS MY JOB.
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61. WELL, WAS UNTIL
I GOT THIS MISSION.
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62. SO FOR THE NEXT
COUPLE OF DAYS,
IT'S YOURS.
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63. I'M TRUSTING YOU
TO PROTECT THESE
PEOPLE.
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64. FROM WHAT?
BED BUGS AND TUMMY ACHES?
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65. HEY, YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW MANY ENEMIES
DR. VENTURE HAS.
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66. WE GET INTO SOME PRETTY
HOT SITUATIONS HERE.
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67. BROCK,
WHICH OF THESE
LOOKS BETTER —
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68. THE VELOUR
OR THE ITALIAN KNIT?
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69. OH, HELLO.
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70. HEY, DOC, THIS IS
MOLTOV COCKTEASE.
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71. I HIRED HER
TO WATCH OUT FOR YOU GUYS
WHILE I'M ON ASSIGNMENT.
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72. CHARMED.
OH, AND I GOT
SOME IODINE ON THIS.
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73. DO YOU HAVE TIME TO
GET THAT OUT FOR ME?
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74. SAY THE WORD
AND HE'S DEAD.
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75. WE COULD BE
IN MONACO BY MIDNIGHT.
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76. UH, DOC, COME HERE
WITH ME A SECOND.
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77. DID YOU CHECK
HER REFERENCES?
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78. OH, GREAT. SHE'S ONE
OF YOUR HUSSIES, ISN'T SHE?
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79. YOU'RE PUTTING MY LIFE
IN THE HANDS OF A HUSSY.
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80. SHE'S A MERCENARY,
NOT A HUSSY.
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81. DID YOU HAVE...
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82. RELATIONS WITH HER?
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83. NO, I DIDN'T.
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84. HMM, WELL, THEN
RUSTY CALLS DIBS.
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85. GOD, SHE MUST EXERCISE
NIGHT AND DAY.
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86. HI, I'M HANK.
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87. NO, IT'S NOT COSTING
YOU ANYTHING.
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88. WHAT IS SHE —
AN INTERN?
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89. SHE GETTING CREDIT FOR THIS
IN MURDER SCHOOL?
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90. I WORKED OUT A TRADE.
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91. YOU KNOW HOW
RUSSIANS ARE GOOFY
FOR AMERICAN JEANS.
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92. WELL, I SNAGGED
A PLANE LOAD OF THEM
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93. LAST TIME WE WERE
DOWN IN BOLIVIA.
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94. MANACONDA!
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95. SHE'S NIMBLE.
I'LL GRANT YOU THAT.
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96. CAN SHE CLOSE
THE DEAL?
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97. WAIT.
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98. EWW.
WOMANACONDA.
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99. THAT'S ME.
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100. LATER, DOC.
LATER, BOYS.
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101. YOU TAKE CARE
OF 'EM, MOL.
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102. WELL, LET'S SAY
WE GET YOU SETTLED IN.
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103. SHALL I MAKE UP
THE FOLD-OUT COUCH
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104. IN MY DAD'S OLD STUDY
FOR YOU?
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105. OR WOULD YOU
BE MORE COMFORTABLE
IN THE MASTER SUITE?
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106. GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.
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107. I AM HERE ONLY
AS A FAVOR TO THAT MAN,
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108. WHOSE FEET YOU AREN'T
EVEN FIT TO KISS.
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109. I AM NOT PROTECTING YOUR LIVES,
I AM SAVING HIS.
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110. BECAUSE BY THE TIME
HE GETS BACK,
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111. YOU WILL NO LONGER
NEED A BABYSITTER.
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112. I'M GOING TO TURN YOU
INTO MEN.
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113. THE AGENCY THANKS YOU
FOR TAKING THIS HIATUS
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114. FROM OPERATION RUSTY'S BLANKET.
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115. THIS IS A STANDARD
OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE
FIELD KIT.
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116. THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME NEW ADDITIONS
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117. SINCE THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE BRIEFED.
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118. TAKE A MOMENT TO FAMILIARIZE
YOURSELF WITH —
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119. 'KAY. 'KAY.
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120. USELESS.
NEVER USE 'EM.
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121. SMOKES.
THESE, I CAN USE.
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122. DO THEY DO ANYTHING STUPID?
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123. WELL, THE FILTERS
EACH HOUSE A TINY —
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124. OH.
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125. AT LEAST TAKE THE PEN.
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126. NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU
MIGHT NEED A PEN —
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127. OR IS IT?
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128. GO AHEAD, ASK ME
WHAT IT DOES.
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129. THIS IS MY FIELD KIT.
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130. THIS THE CLIENT?
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131. YES, SIR. ROGUE AGENT.
ONE OF OUR OWN.
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132. HUNTER!
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133. DID YOU KNOW HIM?
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134. HE WAS THE SECOND-CLOSEST THING
TO A FATHER I EVER HAD.
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135. BUMMER.
'CAUSE WE NEED
HIM DEAD.
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136. 48 HOURS AGO,
HE WENT AWOL
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137. WITH 40 MILLION
OF THE AGENCY'S MONEY
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138. AND A HEAD FULL
OF NATIONAL SECRETS.
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139. HE WAS
SPOTTED IN GENEVA,
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140. BUT HE VANISHED BEFORE
WE COULD BRING HIM IN.
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141. NOT BEFORE
HE KIDNAPPED THE ENEMY'S
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142. TOP PLASTIC SURGEON,
THOUGH.
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143. SO HOW DO I FIND HIM?
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144. CAPTAIN SWALLOW WILL
BRIEF YOU FROM HERE.
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145. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
MEETING YOU, MR. SAMSON.
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146. GOOD LUCK TO YA.
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147. CAN'T SWIM, MY ASS!
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148. YOU'RE FROM LAND OF LAKES
COUNTRY, DAMN YOU!
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149. YOU JUST HAVEN'T BEEN
PROPERLY MOTIVATED.
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150. YES. YES!
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151. YES, DO IT.
DO IT!
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152. DAMN IT, YOU ARE
READY FOR THE FIELD!
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153. STAND DOWN!
STAND DOWN!
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154. SERPENTINE!
SERPENTINE!
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155. IF I WAS THE ENEMY,
YOU'D BE DEAD
ALREADY!
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156. MACRONESIA.
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157. THIS IS WHERE HE LOST THE SIGNAL
FROM THE HOSTAGE'S
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158. SUBCUTANEOUS HONING CHIP.
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159. OUR GUESS IS COLONEL GATHERS
IS STILL SOMEWHERE
IN THAT VICINITY.
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160. WE NEED TO FIND HIM
AND TAKE HIM OUT QUICKLY —
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161. BEFORE HE HAS TIME
TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY
AND DISAPPEAR FOREVER.
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162. HOW WAS THE LOBSTER?
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163. EXCELLENT.
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164. BUT MACRONESIA IS
THREE DAYS AWAY BY SUB.
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165. WHAT IS THIS —
A '59?
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166. '58.
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167. HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET THERE IN TIME?
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168. NOT "WE,"
YOU.
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169. AND NOT VIA SUBMARINE.
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170. VIA THIS.
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171. DRAGON, EAGLE, MANTIS.
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172. MONKEY, TIGER,
SNAKE, LEOPARD.
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173. THESE ARE CALLED THE MAIMERS.
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174. AAH!
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175. STRIKE AT YOUR ENEMY
WITH ONE OF THESE,
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176. AND THEY WILL BE
YOUR ENEMY NO MORE.
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177. BOOP.
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178. THIS IS CALLED BINDING.
WITH MY OPPONENT
IN THIS HOLD,
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179. I CAN HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM.
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180. NOW, SPAR!
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181. HA! IT WORKS!
I NEVER USED TO BEAT HANK!
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182. WHO DA MASTER!
WHO DA MASTER!
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183. FOCUS, HANK!
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184. YOUR OPPONENT HAS
YOU ON YOUR BACK!
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185. ARE YOU GOING
TO LET HIM WIN?
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186. AAH!
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187. SHO NUFF!
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188. HANK!
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189. YOUR IMPROVISATION
WAS EXCELLENT,
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190. BUT WE'RE NOT UP
TO WEAPONS TRAINING
YET.
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191. HOLY CRAP,
YOU MADE ME
KILL DEAN!
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192. SUDDEN DROP
IN BLOOD PRESSURE.
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193. HE'S ONLY PASSED OUT.
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194. OH.
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195. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR, PIN HIM!
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196. YEAH.
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197. SAMSON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
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198. I'M KINDA OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE, MOL.
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199. WHAT'S THE DEAL?
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO HANDLE THEM.
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200. PLEASE, OF COURSE I DID.
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201. BUT YOU NEGLECTED TO TELL ME
THIS COMPOUND IS BUILT
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202. ON TOP OF AN INDIAN
BURIAL GROUND!
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203. CRAP! IS IT THE ANNIVERSARY
AGAIN ALREADY?
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204. LOOK, YOU WANNA CALL
DR. ORPHEUS.
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205. HE'S A NECROMANCER.
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206. HE'S RIGHT OVER
IN THE EAST WING.
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207. HE'LL CLEAR THAT
RIGHT UP, NO PROBLEM.
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208. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.
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209. YOU GOTTA KEEP
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210. UNLESS IT'S A REAL EMERGENCY.
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211. NORMALLY, I'D JUST COME OVER
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212. AND TAKE CARE OF THIS
ON THE 25th.
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213. BUT I FORGOT
THIS WAS A LEAP YEAR.
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214. AND WELL, THE APACHES
DIDN'T HAVE THOSE.
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215. SO EASY TO LOSE TRACK
OF MATTERS TEMPORAL
IN MY VOCATION.
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216. MY APOLOGIES FOR THE ERROR,
MISS, UH...
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217. COCKTEASE.
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218. OH, UM, OF COURSE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
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219. GEE, THANKS FOR COMING.
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T
STAY LONGER.
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220. WELL, I DON'T REALLY
HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE.
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221. I SAID,
GOOD DAY, SIR.
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222. WELL, AFTER THAT
RIGMAROLE, I COULD
USE A NIGHT CAP.
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223. CARE TO JOIN ME?
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224. I'VE BEEN
SQUIRRELING AWAY
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225. A BOTTLE OF
COOKING SHERRY FOR
A SPECIAL OCCASION.
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226. BUT, UH, WELL HECK,
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227. THIS IS CAUSE ENOUGH
FOR CELEBRA—
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228. SOME OTHER TIME,
THEN.
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229. NO, NO.
IT SOUNDS
DELIGHTFUL.
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230. I'LL GET
THE GLASSES.
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231. HOWEVER WILL WE
PASS THE TIME?
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232. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH DANICA PATRICK?
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233. I'M OVER HER.
YOU WANT THIS?
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234. NAH, NOT MY TYPE.
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235. WANNA KEEP
THE FUN TACK, AT LEAST?
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236. MARY LOU RETTON, TOO?
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU?
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237. DEAN, DEAN.
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238. I SOMETIMES FORGET
YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME.
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239. BY A LOUSY FOUR MINUTES.
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240. MAYBE IN FOUR MINUTES
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
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241. IT TOOK A REAL WOMAN
TO FINALLY SHOW ME
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242. THAT THESE GIRLS —
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243. FINE ATHLETES AND EASY
ON THE EYE, BOTH —
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244. WERE BUT THE MERE
CRUSHES OF A BOY.
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245. AND YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE LOOKING AT A MAN.
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246. YOU FINALLY
GOT 'EM?
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247. A GENTLEMEN NEVER ASKS
AND A LADY NEVER TELLS.
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248. MORNING, MOLTOV.
I MADE YOU —
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249. HANK?
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250. YOU SHOULDN'T SNEAK UP
ON MY LIKE THAT.
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251. VENTURE RESIDENCE,
HANK SPEAKING.
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252. HANK, HEY, PAL.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU —
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253. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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254. SAMSON, WHERE ARE YOU?
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255. COME ON, MOL.
YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
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256. AH, SO YOU DO REMEMBER
HOW TO BE A SPY.
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257. WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?
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258. WHY? YOU MISS ME?
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259. I MISS THE MAN
YOU USED TO BE.
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260. PERHAPS YOU'LL FIND HIM
ON THIS MISSION?
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261. AH, THERE YOU ARE.
LISTEN, TODAY'S THE DAY
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262. I DO MY MARKETING —
OOH, IS THAT BROCK?
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263. CHECKIN' UP
ON US, EH?
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264. WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY
YOUR PRETTY BLOND HEAD
ABOUT ME.
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265. WHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR
LITTLE VACATION,
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266. ME AND MY HOTSHOT
NEW BODYGUARD WILL BE
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267. SKIPPING DOWN TO
THE BOHEX, THANK YOU.
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268. WHY IS MY BROTHER
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
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269. I DIDN'T ASK.
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270. I THOUGHT YOU TWO JUST LIKED
TO DRESS LIKE IDIOTS.
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271. HEY!
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272. AND DON'T TELL ORPHEUS,
BUT I BORROWED HIS
SUNDAY PAPER,
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273. WHICH MEANS —
THAT'S RIGHT —
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274. DOUBLE COUPONS.
OW! HANK!
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275. WHEN DO WE GET
TO DO SOMETHING?
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276. STAKE OUTS
ARE 80% OF THE JOB.
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277. DON'T PULL AT THAT!
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278. A CONVINCING COVER
IS THE OTHER 20%.
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279. SO, NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.
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280. NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.
THEM'S RULES.
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281. SEPARATES US
FROM THE BADDIES.
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282. WHAT IF SHE'S AN ENEMY AGENT?
UNH-UNH.
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283. AN ASSASSIN?
NO.
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284. A DOUBLE AGENT ASSASSIN
WHO JUST KILLED THE PRESIDENT?
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285. NO, SIR.
NONLETHAL TAKEDOWN ONLY.
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286. THE PRESIDENT SHOT
THE PRESIDENT ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW THAT.
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287. AH.
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288. HOW ABOUT, YOU KNOW, UH,
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289. A LADY DRACULA?
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290. YOU MEAN, LE VAMPIRE?
NOSFERATU?
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291. YES.
UNDEAD.
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292. NOT TECHNICALLY A WOMAN
IN THAT REGARD.
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293. SO YOU GOT
NO BEEF THERE.
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294. ALSO, FICTITIOUS.
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295. DO NOT EAT THAT!
IT'S C-4!
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296. WOMAN!
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297. 50 LAPS.
NO LUNCH UNTIL
YOU'RE THROUGH.
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298. YES, MA'AM.
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299. I THOUGHT
I WAS EXCUSED.
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300. YOUR FOOT DOES NOT
EXCUSE YOU FROM TRAINING.
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301. EVERYTHING THROUGH CHAPTER FOUR
BY NOON.
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302. THAT'S ONE!
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303. AHEM, MISS —
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304. DR. VENTURE,
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
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305. OH, NO, IT'S FINE.
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306. I WAS THINKING OF
PAINTING AN ACCENT WALL
THERE, ANYWAY.
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307. YOU KNOW, JAZZ UP
THE RUMPUS ROOM A BIT.
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308. YOU'RE BLEEDING.
LET ME HELP YOU.
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309. 12!
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310. HEY, DEAN!
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311. TRIANA,
THANK GOD!
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312. NICE BOD.
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313. THANKS, I'VE BEEN
WORKING OUT...
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314. A LOT.
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315. HEY, WE CAME OVER
TO USE THE POOL.
IS THAT COOL?
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316. NO, IT'S NOT COOL.
NOTHING IS COOL.
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317. HMM.
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318. YOU SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD.
ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
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319. SHE'S KILLING US.
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320. LISTEN, WE KINDA GOT OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT,
YOU AND I.
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321. AND I DON'T MEAN THE ONE
YOU JUST KICKED MY TEETH
IN WITH.
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322. SO FINE, IF YOU'RE NOT
INTERESTED IN 135 POUNDS
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323. OF GRADE-A AMERICAN
COME AND GET IT,
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324. I CAN RESPECT THAT.
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325. BUT, UH, WE CAN,
AT LEAST, BE FRIENDS,
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326. RIGHT?
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327. SO, TELL ME, FRIEND,
YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS.
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328. THE WHOLE RUSSIAN
MAIL ORDER BRIDE DEAL
ON THE INTERNET —
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329. IS THAT
ON THE UP AND UP?
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330. I WOULDN'T KNOW.
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331. BECAUSE THOSE CHINESE
ONES ARE A REAL RACKET.
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332. THE DAMN THING
WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN
THE CRATE SHOWED UP.
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333. AND HANK — I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HIS DEAL IS.
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334. IT'S LIKE
HE'S ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS.
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335. THE SCOOBY DOO KID?
WHERE DID HE GO?
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336. HE'S SWIMMING LAPS.
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337. AW.
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338. OH, WOULD YOU MIND?
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339. I ONLY ALLOW BROCK TO SMOKE
OUTSIDE OR IN THE HANGAR.
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340. ALLOW HIM?
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341. YOU DO NOT ALLOW
BROCK SAMSON TO
DO ANYTHING.
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342. HE ALLOWS YOU
TO LIVE.
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343. AND EVERY DAY
THAT HE DOES SO,
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344. YOU SHOULD BOW DOWN
AND THANK —
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345. EW, MILK BREATH.
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346. INCREDIBLE.
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347. HANK, WE'VE GOT
BIG TROUBLES.
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348. THE APACHES
ARE BACK!
WHAT?
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349. LOOK, TEEPEE
IN YOUR TRUNKS.
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350. UGH.
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351. MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!
MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!
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352. IT'S TIME.
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353. YOU BETTER SKEDADDLE.
THIS MIGHT GET HAIRY.
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354. NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.
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355. SO, YOU HAVE TURNED.
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356. HMM?
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357. HE-HELLO?
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358. MISS COCKTEASE?
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359. ANYONE?
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360. HMM.
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361. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU KEPT IT.
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362. I LIKE IT
WITH THE BOOTS ON.
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363. AAAH!
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364. AAAH, YOU COCK TEASE!
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365. DOES IT HURT,
MY LITTLE SAMSON?
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366. LET MAMA KISS IT BETTER.
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367. INCREDIBLE.
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368. KIDDING!
INCREDIBLE!
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369. HEY, WAIT!
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370. OH, SHE TOOK
THE CIGARETTES!
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371. OH.
OW!
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372. DO YOU WANT ME, HANK?
YES, MA'AM.
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373. YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER
LET US BE TOGETHER.
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374. HE'S A BIG OLD DOODYHEAD
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375. WHO WANTS ME ALL
TO HIMSELF.
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376. HE'S A JERK.
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377. YES, HANK, HE IS.
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378. BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ABOUT IT?
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379. KILL POP,
KILL POP, KILL POP!
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380. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY KILL POP.
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381. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
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382. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
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383. YOU SHOULD KILL POP.
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384. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
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385. FATHER.
YES, HANK.
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386. I WANT TO KILL YOU.
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387. THAT'S NICE.
PLAY PIRATE
SOMEWHERE ELSE, BOY.
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388. YOUR FATHER'S BUSY.
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389. HANK, NO!
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390. HEY, DON'T!
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391. MOLTOV!
I WANT TO...
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392. COME ON, BABY!
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393. WHOO!
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394. STOP, SON!
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395. STOP IT!
STOP!
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396. BACK! I DON'T HAVE
ORDERS TO KILL YOU,
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397. BUT I WILL
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY.
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398. PLEASE, THE COLONEL
GAVE ME A MESSAGE
FOR YOU.
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399. "BROCK, I KNEW
THEY'D SEND YOU.
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400. AFTER 40 YEARS,
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401. I'M FINALLY TIRED
OF THE GAME.
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402. THE YEARS
OF SECRETS AND LIES,
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403. OF LIVING WITH
THE CONSTANT DANGER
OF BEING EXPOSED.
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404. I KNOW YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND, BROCK!
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405. I KNOW
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND."
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406. I HAVE MY ORDERS.
HE'D UNDERSTAND THAT.
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407. PLEASE, LET HIM
HAVE HIS PEACE.
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408. I INTEND TO.
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409. WHAT THE —
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410. WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO TO HIM?
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411. ONLY WHAT
SHE ASKED ME TO DO!
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412. THIS MAN WAS
LIKE A FATHER TO ME!
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413. THINK OF THIS WOMAN
LIKE A MOTHER TO YOU.
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414. AAH!
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415. YOUR FATHER.
YOUR MOTHER.
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416. YOUR FATHER.
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417. YOUR MOTHER!
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418. HE'S YOUR MOTHER!
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419. NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.
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420. I'LL SEE YOU AROUND,
OLD FRIEND.
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421. WHOO, THAT TOOK
A LOT OUTTA ME.
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422. YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
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423. OKAY.
HAD TO BE SURE.
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424. CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOS
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425. ALL SET.
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426. YOU CAN'T TELL ME
YOU DON'T MISS
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427. THE ACTION, THE DANGER.
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428. THE MORAL AMBIGUITY,
THE WEIRDNESS.
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429. YET YOU CHOOSE
TO LIVE HERE.
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430. LAST CHANCE, SAMSON,
WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
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431. SORRY, MOL,
BUT GO TEAM VENTURE.
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432. BYE!
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433. WHERE'S HANK?
UP IN HIS ROOM.
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434. OUR LITTLE MAN
IS GROUNDED.
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435. GET THIS, I'M WORKING
IN THE LAB, RIGHT.
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436. AND HANK SLEEPWALKS IN,
HAULS OFF AND SMACKS ME
IN THE HEAD
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437. WITH A PAPER MACHE SWORD,
PEES HIS PANTS,
AND PASSES OUT.
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438. SO, I DIDN'T MISS MUCH?
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439. WHAT'S THERE
TO MISS?
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