1. Previously
on The Venture Brothers...Copy !req
2. or I will destroy your ridiculous cocoon...Copy !req
3. and all inside.Copy !req
4. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
5. Are we married yet?
Get the hell back here!Copy !req
6. I wish you both very much luck
in your new life together.Copy !req
7. What's left of it.Copy !req
8. Stay back, sir.
We got you covered.Copy !req
9. Hank!Copy !req
10. - Hank!
- I'm cool!Copy !req
11. OK! Try not to die!Copy !req
12. Go find your brother.
We're leaving.Copy !req
13. - Should we fire on them, sir?
- No.Copy !req
14. Let the rats desert the ship.Copy !req
15. It's the big fish rats we're after.Copy !req
16. - Monarch! What say you?
- I say, what kind of loser...Copy !req
17. can't get the hint
that he's been dumped?Copy !req
18. So, it's OK for you to kidnap her,
but when I do it, I'm a loser?Copy !req
19. This is, like, between you guys, right?
I mean, we can go? You don't need us?Copy !req
20. Hamilton G. Fantomas!
You are embarrassing yourself!Copy !req
21. Take your little
armada of cronies and go home!Copy !req
22. Sweet girl, you're being irrational.
And such is the curse of your sex.Copy !req
23. I forgive you.Copy !req
24. - You forgive me?!
- Are you blind?!Copy !req
25. Dude, she totally hates you!
She even told me you have bad breath.Copy !req
26. Honey, that's not the point here.Copy !req
27. Yes, it is!
I've had it with this dick!Copy !req
28. Then you leave me no choice!
Klaus! Iggy! Now!Copy !req
29. Kill him!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
30. Honey? Do something.Copy !req
31. You traitorous bastards!
I should have known.Copy !req
32. I order you to stop!Copy !req
33. Thirty years
of taking orders from you, man.Copy !req
34. Thirty years of playing the idiot!Copy !req
35. Now you're gonna be my dog!Copy !req
36. - And pop!
- No way.Copy !req
37. Ding dong, the queen bitch is dead!Copy !req
38. Well, I got nothing to live for.
All right.Copy !req
39. I get the one dressed like Taco!
Brock, you get Spicoli!Copy !req
40. You might want to make your move,
'cause mine's gonna be ugly.Copy !req
41. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
42. So, you want that up your ass?Copy !req
43. - What is this, plastic armor?
- All but the bow tie!Copy !req
44. - Did we win?
- Kinda. Get the girl.Copy !req
45. A bonus.
Free smokes, man.Copy !req
46. Don't bother stamping your feet.
We don't do encores.Copy !req
47. Brock. Come in, Brock.
It's Dean. Dean Venture.Copy !req
48. I think I'm in trouble.Copy !req
49. Over.Copy !req
50. Pop? Come in, pop. Daddy?!Copy !req
51. Hank? Come in, Hank.
I'm in a spot. No, seriously.Copy !req
52. Hank?Copy !req
53. Henry Allen Venture! Pick up!Copy !req
54. Behold, the Ring of Power!Copy !req
55. Eons have we waited for he
who could wear the magic ring...Copy !req
56. and not melt or burst
into flames or something.Copy !req
57. Giant Boy Detective!
You're real!Copy !req
58. - Are we going to solve a mystery?
- No, young'n.Copy !req
59. We are going to save the Kingdom...Copy !req
60. and restore Princess Tingle Pants
to the throne.Copy !req
61. Then peace shall reign for eternity!Copy !req
62. OK.Copy !req
63. And solve a super cool mystery?Copy !req
64. You're a short giant.
Aren't you, like, 30 feet tall in the books?Copy !req
65. If you think I'm a disappointment,
you should see Clifford.Copy !req
66. He's like those little dogs
rich ladies drag around.Copy !req
67. Plus he's more pink than red.Copy !req
68. Anyway... the magic flashlight
shall lead the way!Copy !req
69. Stupid f... enchanted batteries.Copy !req
70. Follow me!Copy !req
71. After we save the Venture family,
I say we take this thing to Aruba!Copy !req
72. And you all laughed at my speedos.Copy !req
73. I'm not sure how to fly this.Copy !req
74. Put the coordinates from your magic
crystals into the jet's flight computer!Copy !req
75. I can't do that! I can't even find
the other end of this seat belt!Copy !req
76. I can't help you
not save the Ventures...Copy !req
77. from back here in the kiddie seat.Copy !req
78. Why is creepo get to be the co-pilot?Copy !req
79. I wasn't the one who materialized him
from a trading card.Copy !req
80. Point of order, I wanted to kill him...Copy !req
81. because I bet
he's an abomination or something.Copy !req
82. And isn't there some code about that?Copy !req
83. Unless he's made from dead people,
it is still considered murder. Nice try.Copy !req
84. Got it! It was all crammed
into the cushion.Copy !req
85. What if he gets hit by a car
and he's half-dead?Copy !req
86. I had this dog
once that never...Copy !req
87. I hope he knows
where we are going.Copy !req
88. I hope he couldn't understand
what I said about him.Copy !req
89. We have to get her back!
We have to rescue her!Copy !req
90. Daddy's coming, baby!Copy !req
91. What are you, crazy?
Scratch that. You're a lunatic.Copy !req
92. There's an armada
of Guild WASPs out there...Copy !req
93. waiting to spank our ass!Copy !req
94. - Now, this thing flies, right?
- She is the pride of the poison skies.Copy !req
95. Then fire her up
and show me what this...Copy !req
96. cocoon can do.Copy !req
97. You!
You got weapons in this place?Copy !req
98. Yeah. Armory's fully stocked.Copy !req
99. We just came back from south
of the border. I got an assload of M-80s.Copy !req
100. Great! Organize a strike team,
take 'em down there, and get 'em ready.Copy !req
101. We're goin' after Dr. Girlfriend.Copy !req
102. Henchmen! Listen up...Copy !req
103. Hold up there!
Who's running this cocoon?!Copy !req
104. Fine, then you give the order.Copy !req
105. Minions!
They like that better than "Henchmen."Copy !req
106. Battle stations!Copy !req
107. Magenta?
That's your battle mode color?Copy !req
108. Eat a d...! And thanks.Copy !req
109. Minions!
Prepare to launch!Copy !req
110. That's my seat, jackass!
And what is this?Copy !req
111. What is this?!
That's for the reception!Copy !req
112. Sorry.Copy !req
113. Get off of me!Copy !req
114. You creepy jerk.
What are you, anyway?!Copy !req
115. What are you supposed
to be from the future?Copy !req
116. And you, would you put a shirt on,
for God's sakes?Copy !req
117. Where do you get off siccing
your two stooges on me?Copy !req
118. I wasn't in The Stooges.Copy !req
119. Just saving you
from a life of regret, my dear.Copy !req
120. Not to mention a fiery grave
at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
121. Now, what say you slip out
of that tacky little white lie...Copy !req
122. put on your Queen Etherea costume...Copy !req
123. and take your rightful place by my side?Copy !req
124. Is everybody delusional today?Copy !req
125. What do you think the Sovereign
will do to you when he finds out...Copy !req
126. you borrowed his entire army
to fight your lovers' quarrel?Copy !req
127. You'll throw away your whole career
just to get back at The Monarch?Copy !req
128. Over me?Copy !req
129. If you'd shown half as much passion,
during the...Copy !req
130. What the f... do those creeps
keep laughing at?Copy !req
131. Well, I suspect the Sovereign
will be quite all right with it.Copy !req
132. You see... you're looking at him.Copy !req
133. Strangers! Attack!Copy !req
134. - Engines online!
- Book!Copy !req
135. So, it's a cocoon...Copy !req
136. that flies.Copy !req
137. - Obviously.
- I just realized that makes no sense.Copy !req
138. Duh! Monarch? Butterfly?
Butterfly, cocoon?Copy !req
139. - It's a theme thing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. I get it, but why didn't you
just make it shaped like a butterfly?Copy !req
141. Because that's gay?Copy !req
142. All right. With a show of hands,
how many of you are suicidal?Copy !req
143. OK, now,
how many of you love change?Copy !req
144. - Here he comes, boys!
- Oh, thank God!Copy !req
145. Now, I want you to give
our new commander...Copy !req
146. all the respect you were
supposed to give 24.Copy !req
147. Listen up!Copy !req
148. I know that...
I have beat on most of you in the past...Copy !req
149. - I forgive you, Brock Samson!
- I was asking for it!Copy !req
150. I love you, Brock Samson!Copy !req
151. ...but we have to put all that aside,
and focus on getting Dr. Girlfriend back.Copy !req
152. Now, God knows, a child
could take you guys one on one...Copy !req
153. We do the best we can. We try.Copy !req
154. ...but as a swarm,
even you guys can be dangerous!Copy !req
155. Welcome to Big Boy Town!Copy !req
156. As of this moment,
you are no longer butterflies!Copy !req
157. Today, you are murderflies!Copy !req
158. In one decisive blow,
we go for the head...Copy !req
159. cut it off,
and watch the body die!Copy !req
160. We all fly
for Phantom Limb's command ship!Copy !req
161. - What?
- We don't have anything to fly in.Copy !req
162. We just have a Monarch Mobile
and a Nissan Stanza.Copy !req
163. You all have wings.Copy !req
164. Yeah, these are for showin',
not for blowin'.Copy !req
165. No way! They work!Copy !req
166. What? Total gyp! Why didn't
anybody tell us these things worked?!Copy !req
167. - This changes everything.
- I wanna come with! I wanna help!Copy !req
168. Not this time, Hank.
It's too dangerous.Copy !req
169. Come on, let me at 'em, Brock!Copy !req
170. I probably know judo!Copy !req
171. How many of those guys
can make the same boast?Copy !req
172. No.Copy !req
173. Why must you be the screen door
on my submarine, Brock?Copy !req
174. The answer's no, Hank!Copy !req
175. Now go find your brother
and hide under something heavy.Copy !req
176. And there came
a savior to our world.Copy !req
177. And he was known as Dean.Copy !req
178. Dean the brave.Copy !req
179. Though only a child himself,
it has been prophesied...Copy !req
180. that he will free
the enslaved orphans of Insectia.Copy !req
181. Giant Boy Detective,
show me this mighty warrior you speak of.Copy !req
182. OK. But don't be judgmental.Copy !req
183. - You must keep an open mind.
- I always do.Copy !req
184. - You're kidding, right?
- You're the one who's always judgmental.Copy !req
185. Are you insane?!
You're always like "Hey, fella...Copy !req
186. "you might wanna roll up
the windows in this neighborhood."Copy !req
187. - Am I doing it now?
- No, but...Copy !req
188. Then show me
the friggin' warrior already!Copy !req
189. - Behind the little kid?
- See? You always do this.Copy !req
190. What?! I'm not being judgmental!
I'm making a judgment!Copy !req
191. - There is a huge difference...
- This is just stupid!Copy !req
192. You bother
the Great White Oracle for this?Copy !req
193. That shivering child? Clearly he is
incompetent and I bet he's a sissy.Copy !req
194. Yeah! Or a cry baby.Copy !req
195. Is this true?
Is baby gonna cry?Copy !req
196. - Like a whittle baby cry?
- I'm not a cry baby!Copy !req
197. Don't kid yourself there.
You're a bit of a pussy.Copy !req
198. - No offense.
- I can do this!Copy !req
199. I am the chosen one!
I have the Ring of Power!Copy !req
200. - Your princess is completely screwed.
- There's a princess?Copy !req
201. Sure, and she is a looker!Copy !req
202. Please!
She dresses like a whore.Copy !req
203. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
204. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
205. Hold up, soldier.
We launch in waves.Copy !req
206. So, where you from, son?Copy !req
207. I am exchange henchman
from Russian Supervillain.Copy !req
208. Ya picked a helluva time to come over.
OK, you're up.Copy !req
209. See you on the other side, comrade!Copy !req
210. Stick close and follow my lead.
You'll make it through this, soldier.Copy !req
211. - Oh, thanks, Brock.
- Hank?!Copy !req
212. Damn it, Hank!
What did I?Copy !req
213. We'll talk about this later!Copy !req
214. Henchmen! Like we planned.
Use the canyon for cover!Copy !req
215. Maintain battle formations.
And use those safety catches!Copy !req
216. No clumping up like a JV soccer team!Copy !req
217. Keep an erratic flight path!
Don't let them put a bead on ya!Copy !req
218. It's fire then fall back!
Fire then fall back!Copy !req
219. Dozens of them! Everywhere!
Coming at us! All sides!Copy !req
220. Stay on The Monarch!
B-Squad! Fall back and regroup.Copy !req
221. Let the flies come to the spider's web.Copy !req
222. Come on, man, let me get 'em!Copy !req
223. I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah
with a heart fulla napalm! Gimme danger!Copy !req
224. Calm yourself!
I need you here to protect my queen.Copy !req
225. - Yes, Sovereign.
- This is insane.Copy !req
226. There's no way
you can be the Sovereign!Copy !req
227. I've seen him chew you out over that TV...
whatever thing. The screen thing.Copy !req
228. - Telescreen.
- You stay out of this!Copy !req
229. God, you two skeeve me!Copy !req
230. Didn't you get the memo?
The old Sovereign is dead.Copy !req
231. I've given myself a promotion.Copy !req
232. You killed him.
You killed him, didn't you?Copy !req
233. Not me personally, but it was
my invisible hand which guided the...Copy !req
234. Well, I don't have to tell you that.Copy !req
235. - You were there.
- Bowie?!Copy !req
236. Quite a bean in that pretty little head.
Give the lady a prize!Copy !req
237. So this thing with The Monarch.
Then this was all a...Copy !req
238. - A front?!
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
239. You didn't really think all of this
was just about you, did you?Copy !req
240. No, thanks.
I have to save mein voice.Copy !req
241. The smoking? Outside!Copy !req
242. Dude, what are you doing over here?Copy !req
243. I'm not good at turning yet.
I'm just flying all over the place.Copy !req
244. Squad E is down and my squad
is mostly on fire. I need you!Copy !req
245. Was it you guys
that got caught in that engine?Copy !req
246. - No, that's an urban myth.
- What does that even mean?!Copy !req
247. How can you start an urban myth
with flying guys in the Grand Canyon?Copy !req
248. Knock off all that chatter!
We're comin' up on the target!Copy !req
249. Man, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
250. God, it's friggin' cold, man.Copy !req
251. Hello. I'm David Bowie.Copy !req
252. What the?Copy !req
253. Make way for the homo superior!Copy !req
254. But you're still chasing him?
Why? You got what you came for.Copy !req
255. Because, my dear, I've finally learned
how to mix business with pleasure!Copy !req
256. Your champagne's getting warm.Copy !req
257. It's wicked bad out there, sir.
I didn't mean to let you down.Copy !req
258. These five minutes under your command
have been... the proudest...Copy !req
259. of my... career.Copy !req
260. What are you waiting for, soldier?Copy !req
261. Bogeys on your ten and two.
Take 'em out!Copy !req
262. Great shot, kid!
That was one in a million!Copy !req
263. Henchmen! We're all clear.
Move in on the command ship!Copy !req
264. Turn, tiny engines!Copy !req
265. Let your agony be the power
that turns the engine of my black heart!Copy !req
266. Turn, my orphans!Copy !req
267. Turn me on!Copy !req
268. Dean the Brave!Copy !req
269. Your reign of extra badness
is over, Insect King!Copy !req
270. I shall destroy you
as easily as I destroyed your father.Copy !req
271. He didn't have...Copy !req
272. the ring of power!Copy !req
273. No, not the ring of power!Copy !req
274. It's the only thing
that can steal my black heart!Copy !req
275. Eat it!Copy !req
276. That... ing hurts!
Right down to the thorax!Copy !req
277. Dick!
But it missed my black heart!Copy !req
278. Die!Copy !req
279. Dude, stop already!
You're not even aiming for my black heart!Copy !req
280. I vanquish you!Copy !req
281. Come on,
those are reproductive organs!Copy !req
282. Will you take the f... ing hint
and stab me in the heart already?!Copy !req
283. I got it! Your evil black heart
is where your power comes from!Copy !req
284. Oh, no!
You have learned my terrible secret!Copy !req
285. Now we must destroy
his evil machinery!Copy !req
286. Run, orphans, be free!Copy !req
287. And have your own room
and maybe not have to live...Copy !req
288. in fear of costumed guys
trying to kill you all the time!Copy !req
289. And with no yaddies freaking out on you,
or, like, putting you on a rocket ship.Copy !req
290. Run to a place where your father...Copy !req
291. will make you get
in a fight with a Venus Flytrap...Copy !req
292. and wands and with a gun!Copy !req
293. What's going on?
I got no go here!Copy !req
294. Here's something.
We just lost power, like, all of it.Copy !req
295. - Where'd it go?
- Well, I don't know. Somewhere?Copy !req
296. - Not in the engine.
- What?!Copy !req
297. Someone go to the engine room
and find out what happened!Copy !req
298. No. No way.
That place is spooky.Copy !req
299. Do you pay these people?Copy !req
300. Wanna see my escape cocoon?Copy !req
301. - Bowie.
- That's "Sovereign" to you.Copy !req
302. What say?Copy !req
303. Check it!Copy !req
304. It's like Dracula
versus Yoda in there!Copy !req
305. The bolt cutters!
You were in charge of the bolt cutters!Copy !req
306. Cut me some slack!Copy !req
307. I wasn't getting any altitude.
I had to drop ballast.Copy !req
308. - That's why my shoes aren't even on.
- Panicked. The man panicked.Copy !req
309. You didn't see me throwing Certs
out of my pocket, anything.Copy !req
310. This is useless.Copy !req
311. What the deuce was that?!Copy !req
312. I don't care! We're gonna crash
into that flying vase-thing!Copy !req
313. Can't you put
a magic protective bubble around us?Copy !req
314. Join hands.
Our powers are stronger as a team!Copy !req
315. No, they're not.
I'm a blackula hunter, I don't have powers.Copy !req
316. I got a magic powder
that turns mosquitoes into bats!Copy !req
317. But if you want to join hands...Copy !req
318. Come on! Come on,
I wanna go with you guys!Copy !req
319. F... off! It only seats two. Two!Copy !req
320. Or would you prefer
an escape butterfly?Copy !req
321. Because you are the chosen one,
you have saved Insectia.Copy !req
322. I can once again
take my rightful place...Copy !req
323. as the beautiful and approachable
princess of everything.Copy !req
324. That sounds nifty!
But I think we should...Copy !req
325. make-out.Copy !req
326. I love you!Copy !req
327. That little guy we made?
All over the windshield.Copy !req
328. Watch your feet.
I think its head is out there.Copy !req
329. Byron Orpheus, magic guy.Copy !req
330. Never flown an experimental jet before.
Magic.Copy !req
331. A dog dragon!
Wait here with the orphans!Copy !req
332. I must free Giant Boy Detective
from the Spider Queen!Copy !req
333. That's the scrawny Venture kid.
And he's crazier than usual.Copy !req
334. To the castle in the clouds! Fly!Copy !req
335. He's snapped, lost touch
with this world and created another!Copy !req
336. We must spirit him to safety!Copy !req
337. He's creepy.
I am so not gonna touch him.Copy !req
338. No way!Copy !req
339. Dude.
Nobody tells me anything!Copy !req
340. Did anybody else know this?Copy !req
341. Again! Again! Again!Copy !req
342. Pookums!Copy !req
343. I'm so glad you're...Copy !req
344. Hi, David... Bowie.
Have you seen...Copy !req
345. I'm over here!Copy !req
346. Sweetness! There you a...
Oh, crap! Are you OK?Copy !req
347. Tell me you're not paralyzed, because
that would be so unfair to... both of us.Copy !req
348. I'm fine, I just...Copy !req
349. There. I was pinned under...
I think it's Phantom Limb's leg.Copy !req
350. Give it here! I want to kick
his smug limey face in with it!Copy !req
351. He's gone.Copy !req
352. No doubt a secret escape hatch
or some such nonsense.Copy !req
353. God, how cliché can one man get?Copy !req
354. Great!
Now I have a new arch-enemy.Copy !req
355. I wouldn't concern yourself. There won't
be a corner of the globe he'll be safe in...Copy !req
356. once I sic the Diamond Dogs on his scent.
Well, gotta run, love.Copy !req
357. Vicious coup to squash,
strangers to execute, you know how it is.Copy !req
358. Congratulations, both of you! Ta!Copy !req
359. - Doc, you OK?
- I swallowed a gold filling in the crash...Copy !req
360. so we have to hook up the metal detector
to the toilet again. What'd we miss?Copy !req
361. The guy from Labyrinth
turned into a bird!Copy !req
362. OK. So the Sovereign recorded
Station To Station?Copy !req
363. And Changes One?
Love that album!Copy !req
364. Could you be a bigger poser?
Changes is a Best of/Copy !req
365. Don't panic!Copy !req
366. Dean is safe!Copy !req
367. Safe in the magic hands
of the Order of the...Copy !req
368. - Hey, pop.
- Dean was missing? Nice job, Brock.Copy !req
369. Peoples, somebody here
lose an invisible...Copy !req
370. I'm keeping this.Copy !req
371. It's even more beautiful
than I imagined!Copy !req
372. - He gonna be OK up there?
- Yeah, he does this all the time.Copy !req
373. He'll pass out in a couple of minutes
and we'll go up and get him.Copy !req
374. You're insatiable, woman!Copy !req
375. That's one myth about married life
we can scratch off the list.Copy !req
376. - You know, I never actually said "I do."
- You never said you don't.Copy !req
377. Well, there's something else
I haven't said.Copy !req
378. It... It might... change things.Copy !req
379. Is it "Let's go again?"
Because I'm gonna need a few...Copy !req
380. No.Copy !req
381. OK, deep breath.Copy !req
382. Sheila, you've been rehearsing this.Copy !req
383. Monarch, I'm...Copy !req
384. What?!Copy !req