1. Venture Brothers 23 I Know Why
the Caged Bird KillsCopy !req
2. JOE, I'M GONNA NEED 3 COPIES
OF THIS.Copy !req
3. YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT THERE
AND DO THAT?Copy !req
4. CHECK OUT THIS SITE.Copy !req
5. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
6. GIVE ME YOUR NOTES.Copy !req
7. IS THAT FLARE REQUIRED?Copy !req
8. AAH!Copy !req
9. HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH!Copy !req
10. UH, UH, AAH, AAH!Copy !req
11. AAH!Copy !req
12. AAH!Copy !req
13. AH HA HA HA!Copy !req
14. HA HA HA!Copy !req
15. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
16. WHERE IS VENTURE?Copy !req
17. VENTURE?Copy !req
18. DUDE, NO, STOP!Copy !req
19. THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE!Copy !req
20. UH, WHAT NOW?Copy !req
21. THIS ISN'T THE SECRET
VENTURE COMPOUND.Copy !req
22. IT'S YOUR ACCOUNTANT'S OFFICE.Copy !req
23. WHAT?Copy !req
24. AR—ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
25. THAT WAS, LIKE, MY BEST
ENTRANCE EVER!Copy !req
26. IT WAS EXCELLENT.Copy !req
27. VERY IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
28. THIS SUCKS.Copy !req
29. WRONG ADDRESS.Copy !req
30. WRONG ADDRESS.Copy !req
31. EVERYBODY BACK IN THE COCOON.Copy !req
32. OH, UH, SHOULD WE, UH—
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
33. TAKE THE PENS AND THE POST-ITS
AND SOME, UH, COPY PAPER.Copy !req
34. YOU ALWAYS NEED COPY PAPER.Copy !req
35. AND GET THAT SECURITY TAPE!Copy !req
36. I WANT A QUICKTIME OF MY
MINTY-FRESH ENTRANCE POSTED ONCopy !req
37. MY HOMEPAGE BY TOMORROW!Copy !req
38. WHO'S A PRETTY PUSSY CAT?Copy !req
39. WHO'S A PRETTY, PRETTY PUSSY
CAT?Copy !req
40. YES. YOU ARE.Copy !req
41. OW!Copy !req
42. NO, NO!Copy !req
43. JUST CALM—DON'T!Copy !req
44. OH, OK, FINE, GO!Copy !req
45. JUST GO!Copy !req
46. AH. MR. VENTURE, YOU'RE BACK.Copy !req
47. HOW WAS JAPAN?Copy !req
48. FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.Copy !req
49. HOW'D YOU KNOW?Copy !req
50. CALL IT A HUNCH.Copy !req
51. IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?Copy !req
52. NO. I CALL IT AN ONI
ACTUALLY, A JAPANESE DEMON.Copy !req
53. SO YOU CAN SEE IT.Copy !req
54. THANK YOU!Copy !req
55. BROCK SAID IT WAS THE DIET
PILLS.Copy !req
56. CAN YOU GET RID OF IT OR WHAT?Copy !req
57. YES, YES.Copy !req
58. I HAVE JUST THE STUFF!Copy !req
59. THESE ONI ARE USUALLY AFTER
SOME FORM OF RETRIBUTION, SOCopy !req
60. WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
61. VIOLATE A SACRED TEMPLE?Copy !req
62. NO. LET ME GUESS.Copy !req
63. YOU RELIEVED YOURSELF IN
SOMEONE'S ZEN GARDEN.Copy !req
64. COMING RIGHT UP ♪
OH, WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
65. OOH!Copy !req
66. AAH!Copy !req
67. WILEY ONE, THIS DEMON OF
YOURS.Copy !req
68. DAMN IT!Copy !req
69. PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE SNUCK
UP ON IT.Copy !req
70. AAH!Copy !req
71. NICE.Copy !req
72. IT WAS PERFECTLY CONTENT TO
JUST TAG ALONG UNTIL YOU PISSEDCopy !req
73. IT OFF.Copy !req
74. SURPRISE!Copy !req
75. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
76. THE TEMPEST TONGS SHOULD
HAVE WORKED.Copy !req
77. I MUST CONSULT A HIGHER POWER!Copy !req
78. WAIT HERE WHILE I GO TO MY
DAUGHTER'S CLOSET.Copy !req
79. OK. I'VE REVIEWED THE VIDEO
OF THE ATTACK ON VENTURE.Copy !req
80. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
81. WHY DID WE SUCK?Copy !req
82. HOW CAN WE NOT SUCK IN THE
FUTURE?Copy !req
83. ONE ANSWER POPS UP EVERY
TIME—WEAPONRY.Copy !req
84. 21.Copy !req
85. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE
PEDABLADE, TWO RAZOR-SHARPCopy !req
86. BLADES MENACINGLY ATTACHED TO
NOT THE END OF A SKINNY ARM BUTCopy !req
87. THE END OF A LONG, FAT LEG,
GIVING US BOTH THE REACH ANDCopy !req
88. THE EDGE, OR SHOULD I SAY TWO
EDGES?Copy !req
89. UH, BUT WE RAIDED THE WRONG
ADDRESS.Copy !req
90. WE NEED REAL PLANNING,
NOT—WHAT, FIGURE SKATES?Copy !req
91. LOOK. I AM TRYING.Copy !req
92. THIS IS REALLY TOUGH.Copy !req
93. I KNOW I'M NOT DR. GIRL—
DO NOT SAY HER NAME.Copy !req
94. FORGIVE ME, BUT ZEE PROBLEM
IS ONE OF PLANNING, NOT ONE OFCopy !req
95. ARMAMENT.Copy !req
96. MR. ZEE MONARCH ALREADY HAS A
DAZZLING ARMORY.Copy !req
97. WHAT HE NEEDS IS A STRATEGIST.Copy !req
98. A MAN OF HIS PRESTIGE CANNOT
SIMPLY GO AFTER AN ENEMY ALLCopy !req
99. VILLY-NILLY.Copy !req
100. HE CAN'T GIVEN ENEMA TO FREE
WILLY?Copy !req
101. WHAT?Copy !req
102. SHUT UP, 21.Copy !req
103. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING FROM
THIS GUY.Copy !req
104. WHAT YOU NEED IS A SECOND IN
COMMAND WHO UNDERSTANDS THECopy !req
105. INTRICACIES OF ORGANIZED
VILLAINY.Copy !req
106. THIS I COULD OFFER YOU.Copy !req
107. PERFECT!Copy !req
108. YOU'RE HIRED, UH, NUMBER—
NUMBER KILLINGER, DR. HENRYCopy !req
109. KILLINGER, AND THIS IS MY MAGIC
MURDER BAG.Copy !req
110. OH, COME ON, DEANO!Copy !req
111. YOU ARE, LIKE, THE WORST WHEEL
MAN EVER.Copy !req
112. WE'RE ACTUALLY MOVING SLOWER
THAN WHEN YOU WERE PARALLELCopy !req
113. PARKING.Copy !req
114. GUN IT!Copy !req
115. LOOK FOR SOME JUMPS!Copy !req
116. TRY TO GET HER UP ON TWO WHEELS!Copy !req
117. GET SOMETHING COOL GOING, WILL
YOU?Copy !req
118. ACK!Copy !req
119. DON'T DISTRACT THE DRIVER.Copy !req
120. 10 AND 2, 10 AND 2.Copy !req
121. HEY. WHAT'S THAT UP AHEAD?Copy !req
122. HUH?Copy !req
123. I DIDN'T KNOW WE GOT THAT MUCH
TRAFFIC INSIDE THE COMPOUND.Copy !req
124. I GET IT.Copy !req
125. I'LL BET BROCK SET THIS UP, YOU
KNOW, TO TEST US.Copy !req
126. OK, MR. HANDBOOK, SO WHAT DO WE
DO?Copy !req
127. WE SHOULD PULL OVER TO THE
SHOULDER.Copy !req
128. I'LL SET UP THE ROAD FLARES AND
TRY TO FLAG DOWN A STATECopy !req
129. TROOPER.Copy !req
130. YOU SEE IF ANYONE'S BEEN
INJURED.Copy !req
131. WAIT!Copy !req
132. K-TURN.Copy !req
133. BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.Copy !req
134. AAH!Copy !req
135. HANK!Copy !req
136. ROLL, HANK!Copy !req
137. TUCK AND ROLL!Copy !req
138. PROTECT YOUR LIMBS!Copy !req
139. WILL YOU COME ON?Copy !req
140. HOLY SMOKES!Copy !req
141. HEY, LADY.Copy !req
142. UH, ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
143. DON'T MOVE HER.Copy !req
144. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO—
OHH!Copy !req
145. SEE?Copy !req
146. MASTER!Copy !req
147. MASTER, ARE YOU HERE?Copy !req
148. I HAVE NEED OF YOUR COUNSEL.Copy !req
149. OH.Copy !req
150. ORPHEUS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
THIS.Copy !req
151. CHECK ME OUT.Copy !req
152. HUH?Copy !req
153. I'M CATHERINE THE GREAT'S HORSE
TO TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUTCopy !req
154. BITING OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN
CHEW.Copy !req
155. MY PARTIALLY LOVELY ASSISTANT
MISS MANY-FACE WILL BE PLAYINGCopy !req
156. THE PART OF CATHERINE.Copy !req
157. MM. HI.Copy !req
158. HEY. ENOUGH WITH THE CHATTER.Copy !req
159. GET UNDER THERE.Copy !req
160. DON'T WINCE.Copy !req
161. MASTER, FAR BE IT FROM ME TO
QUESTION THE RELEVANCE OF YOURCopy !req
162. SYMBOLISM, BUT I'M FAIRLY
CERTAIN THE WHOLE HORSE THINGCopy !req
163. WAS AN URBAN LEGEND.Copy !req
164. OHH!Copy !req
165. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
166. PRETTY SWEET, HUH?Copy !req
167. THIS FLOOR TOTALLY LIGHTS UP.Copy !req
168. IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING,
YOU SEEM TO BE A TADCopy !req
169. OVERSTAFFED IN YOUR CONTROL
ROOM.Copy !req
170. YOU COULD REASSIGN—
SAY NO MORE!Copy !req
171. YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN, NUMBER TWO.Copy !req
172. UH, HIM AND THE DEAD GUY NEXT
TO HIM.Copy !req
173. THIS IS PLACE IS ALL CREEPYCopy !req
174. SINCE THAT MUMBLY GUY JUST
MAGICALLY SHOWED UP.Copy !req
175. TOTALLY.Copy !req
176. OH, AND THOSE NEW BLACKGUARD
DICKS TOOK THE TEKKEN 3 GAMECopy !req
177. OUT OF THE LOUNGE.Copy !req
178. THOSE GUYS ARE WICKED SPOOKY.Copy !req
179. HOW UNFAIR IS IT THAT THEY GET
THE COOL UNIFORMS?Copy !req
180. I'M STILL WEARING AN ORANGE
JERKIN.Copy !req
181. JERKINS.Copy !req
182. HEY. ONE OF YOU LITTLE
CHATTER BUGS WANT TO POP OPENCopy !req
183. THE VENTURE FILES?Copy !req
184. KILLINGER NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT
UP TO SPEED.Copy !req
185. YEAH. THOSE FILES ARE
CLASSIFIED.Copy !req
186. BY WHOM?Copy !req
187. BY, UH, YOU.Copy !req
188. OK. GREAT.Copy !req
189. NOW THEY'RE UNCLASSIFIED.Copy !req
190. BOYS!Copy !req
191. WHERE THE HELL...Copy !req
192. BOYS, COME IN.Copy !req
193. HEY. YOU SEEN THE BOYS?Copy !req
194. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
PRACTICING FOR THEIR ROAD TEST,Copy !req
195. BUT LOOKS LIKE THEY FORGOT THE
CAR PART.Copy !req
196. WHAT, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS,
UH, INTO THERE?Copy !req
197. ORPHEUS IS MAKING ME FOLLOW
THAT MAGIC HEAD THING I TOLDCopy !req
198. YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
199. WE'RE VERY CLOSE TO DIVINING
ITS WILL!Copy !req
200. AW. HE'S GOT YOU DOING IT
NOW.Copy !req
201. YOU GUYS ARE CUTE TOGETHER.Copy !req
202. I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR THE BOYS.Copy !req
203. STORY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
204. IT STOPPED.Copy !req
205. IT SEEMS INTERESTED IN THIS
AUTOMOBILE.Copy !req
206. TELL ME.Copy !req
207. IS IT ASSOCIATED WITH SOME
RECENT SIN OF YOURS?Copy !req
208. I WISH.Copy !req
209. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
I GOT LUCKY IN THAT CAR.Copy !req
210. UNLESS YOU COUNT THE DOLLAR I
FOUND UNDER THE SEAT.Copy !req
211. HMM. CAN'T SEE WHY THE BEAST
WOULD WANT—Copy !req
212. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
213. THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT?Copy !req
214. PROBLEM SOLVED.Copy !req
215. NO, MR. VENTURE.Copy !req
216. YOU'RE STILL BOUND TO THE BEAST
BY THE GOSSAMER, INVISIBLECopy !req
217. THREADS OF PSYCHIC—
UH-OH.Copy !req
218. OHH!Copy !req
219. OH, MOTHER OF GOD!Copy !req
220. HELP!Copy !req
221. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, STOP!Copy !req
222. I SUGGEST WE GET IN AND SEE
WHERE IT TAKES US.Copy !req
223. WHAT IF IT WANTS TO GO BACK
TO JAPAN?Copy !req
224. ZEE VENTURE PROBLEM IS VERY
VOLATILE.Copy !req
225. VE MUST APPROACH IT WITH
CAUTION, BUT FIRST VE NEED TOCopy !req
226. ADDRESS OUR DOMESTIC ISSUES.Copy !req
227. THE FLOATING COCOON IS IN BAD
NEED OF—Copy !req
228. THE COCOON'S FINE.Copy !req
229. I THINK THE PROBLEM IS YOU.Copy !req
230. HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
231. YEAH. EVERYBODY JUST THINKS
YOU'RE SO GREAT, BUT YOU'RECopy !req
232. JUST SO NOT!Copy !req
233. YEAH. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU
ARE?Copy !req
234. I MEAN, COME ON.Copy !req
235. THIS GUY JUST WALTZES IN HERE
WITH HIS HUGE BABY-BEARINGCopy !req
236. HIPS, AND HE STARTS CHANGING
EVERYTHING.Copy !req
237. ZAT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
238. I NEVER CHOSE MY BUILD.Copy !req
239. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE
FALLING FOR THIS SHEEP INCopy !req
240. WOLF'S CLOTHING.Copy !req
241. HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY US FROM
THE INSIDE.Copy !req
242. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?Copy !req
243. NOBODY TALKS TO MY HOT, NEW
NUMBER TWO LIKE THAT!Copy !req
244. BLACKGUARDS, BRING HIM TO THE
CHAMBER OF A THOUSAND TORMENTS.Copy !req
245. THERE YOU MAY DELIVER TORMENTS
1 THROUGH 980.Copy !req
246. KILLINGER, I'M GONNA LET YOU DO
TORMENT 993 BECAUSE YOU SEEM TOCopy !req
247. HAVE BIGGER THUMBS THAN ME.Copy !req
248. FORGIVE ME, BUT YOUR
METHODS OF DISCIPLINE MAY BECopy !req
249. TOO DRACONIAN.Copy !req
250. GIVE ME A MOMENT ALONG VITH MR.
HENCHMAN NUMBER 24.Copy !req
251. I KNOW I CAN CHANGE HIS MIND.Copy !req
252. VAIT.Copy !req
253. I ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
254. MY MAGIC MURDER BAG.Copy !req
255. WE'VE STOPPED.Copy !req
256. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?Copy !req
257. A CHEAP MOTEL.Copy !req
258. PERHAPS IT WANTS US TO STAY
HERE AND REST UNTIL MORNING.Copy !req
259. WAIT. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING.Copy !req
260. YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME IN THE
SACK!Copy !req
261. I BEG YOUR PARDON!Copy !req
262. NO WONDER NOBODY BUT YOU CAN
SEE THAT HEAD.Copy !req
263. OHH! HOW DARE!Copy !req
264. THE TIGHTS, THE JEWELRY,
ALWAYS TAGGING ALONG.Copy !req
265. "OH, LET ME GET MY BIG GAY
CLOAK, AND I'LL JOIN YOU!"Copy !req
266. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!Copy !req
267. HELP ME OUT OF MY SPEED SUIT.Copy !req
268. JOCK ROCK MY ASS!Copy !req
269. LISTEN TO THOSE LYRICS, MAN.Copy !req
270. IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE AND LONGING.Copy !req
271. YES, AND—AND HOBBITS, TOO.Copy !req
272. LOOK. IT'S A METAPHOR.Copy !req
273. THEY—THEY WROTE ABOUT A LOT OF
OTHER STUFF.Copy !req
274. WHY AM I ARGUING WITH A ROBOT?Copy !req
275. RIGHT UP AHEAD.Copy !req
276. DON'T THINK WE'RE DONE TALKING
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
277. OH, NO.Copy !req
278. OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
279. OH, CRAP.Copy !req
280. MYRA'S BACK.Copy !req
281. OHH.Copy !req
282. WELL, ISN'T THIS NEW AND
DIFFERENT?Copy !req
283. HEY, DEAN.Copy !req
284. WHAT?Copy !req
285. I SMELL PEE-PEE.Copy !req
286. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME FOR?Copy !req
287. DEAN, DID YOU GET PEE-PEE
SCARED AGAIN?Copy !req
288. NO. SHUT UP.Copy !req
289. WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME?Copy !req
290. OK. THAT IS CREEPY.Copy !req
291. OH!Copy !req
292. YOU'RE UP.Copy !req
293. YOU CAN RELAX.Copy !req
294. THE NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER.Copy !req
295. UM, NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
296. HANKY, MY LITTLE,
SNOTTY-PUGGY-DINKY.Copy !req
297. DEAN, DEAN, DEAN, JIMMY DEAN,
JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGES.Copy !req
298. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.Copy !req
299. YOU'RE WITH MOMMY!Copy !req
300. UH, I HAVE TO BRING THE
PRISONER HIS MEDICATION.Copy !req
301. GIVE ME THE MEDICATION.Copy !req
302. I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
303. OK, BUT YOU HAVE TO
ADMINISTER IT TO HIM.Copy !req
304. IT'S A SUPPOSITORY.Copy !req
305. YOU KNOW, IT'S UP-THE-BUTT
MEDICINE.Copy !req
306. UGH.Copy !req
307. OH, DON'T KNOCK OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
308. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIVE WITH 80
GUYS AND NO WOMEN, SO THERE ISCopy !req
309. NO CHANCE I'M MASTURBATING.Copy !req
310. CHILL. I THOUGHT I WAS
RESCUING YOU.Copy !req
311. WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?Copy !req
312. WHAT'S IN HIS MAGIC MURDER BAG?Copy !req
313. DUDE, HAVE YOU EVEN TALKED TO
HIM?Copy !req
314. HE'S GREAT.Copy !req
315. HE'S LIKE MR. BELVEDERE.Copy !req
316. HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HONOR
OR LIVING BY THE SWORD.Copy !req
317. HE'S NOT LIKE US.Copy !req
318. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
319. SERIOUSLY, THAT KILLINGER
GUY HAS BRAINWASHED THE WHOLECopy !req
320. COCOON.Copy !req
321. MAN, WILL YOU JUST TALK TO
HIM ALREADY?Copy !req
322. HE'S AMAZING!Copy !req
323. HE CURED MY HERPES.Copy !req
324. I BET HE COULD EVEN HELP YOU
WITH YOUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
325. HE'S ALREADY GOT TO YOU.Copy !req
326. DON'T TOUCH ME.Copy !req
327. STAY BACK.Copy !req
328. STAY BACK, POD PERSON!Copy !req
329. ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER.Copy !req
330. YOU'RE NOT OUR MOM!Copy !req
331. YOU JUST CAN'T BE!Copy !req
332. ON ACCOUNT OF THE CRAZY.Copy !req
333. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, BOYS.Copy !req
334. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, SO TRUE.Copy !req
335. FUNNY HOW IT SEEMS ALWAYS IN
TIME BUT NEVER IN LINE FORCopy !req
336. DREAMS.Copy !req
337. OK. WE'RE LOSING HER AGAIN.Copy !req
338. I BOUGHT A TICKET TO THE
WORLD, BUT NOW I'VE COME BACKCopy !req
339. AGAIN.Copy !req
340. IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR
MOM, THEN WHY YOU GOT US TIEDCopy !req
341. UP, HUH?Copy !req
342. PEOPLE ONLY DO THAT WHEN THEY
WANT TO KILL US.Copy !req
343. OR HOLD US FOR RANSOM.Copy !req
344. OR TOUCH US INAPPROPRIATELY.Copy !req
345. WHAT?Copy !req
346. WHEN?Copy !req
347. THAT NEVER HAPP—
SERGEANT HATRED.Copy !req
348. WHAT? DID YOU BLOCK THAT OUT?Copy !req
349. NO, NO, WAIT.Copy !req
350. YOU WERE PASSED OUT FROM THE
WINE.Copy !req
351. MOST OF IT WAS AWFUL.Copy !req
352. TRUST ME.Copy !req
353. THIS IS NO LIFE FOR MY SWEET
BOYS.Copy !req
354. I WOULD HAVE NEVER,
EVER—RUSTY, WHY HAVE YOUCopy !req
355. FORSAKEN ME?Copy !req
356. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MOMMY
AND DADDY MET?Copy !req
357. EAT LEAD!Copy !req
358. WHAT ARE YOU—BLACKGUARDS!Copy !req
359. HE'S COVERED MY MAGIC MURDER
BAG MIT SILLY STRING.Copy !req
360. YOU CAN SILENCE ME, BUT
THERE WILL BE OTHERS.Copy !req
361. SEMPER FIDELIS TYRANNOSAURUS!Copy !req
362. IT'S "SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS."Copy !req
363. YOU SAID, "ALWAYS FAITHFUL
TERRIBLE LIZARD."Copy !req
364. I DID?Copy !req
365. COOL!Copy !req
366. MERCUROCHROME FOR YOU ROAD
BURNS.Copy !req
367. THANKS.Copy !req
368. SORRY ABOUT EARLIER.Copy !req
369. I'M—I'M PROBABLY JUST STILL
JETLAGGED AND, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
370. FLOATING DEMON HEAD AND ALL.Copy !req
371. APOLOGY ACCEPTED.Copy !req
372. JUST STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE
ROOM—HA HA—TIGER.Copy !req
373. HEH HEH.Copy !req
374. YES.Copy !req
375. YOU, UH, YOU WANT TO GO
HALFSIES ON A SKIN FLICK?Copy !req
376. KAY.Copy !req
377. OK. YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET ME
GO.Copy !req
378. FAIR WARNING.Copy !req
379. 'CAUSE WHEN I GET SCARED, I GET
SUPERGASSY.Copy !req
380. PLUS, ONCE I THREW UP ON THIS
KID THAT SAT IN FRONT OF ME INCopy !req
381. A TILT-A-WHIRL.Copy !req
382. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TIME
YOU PASSED OUT ON THE MONARCH'SCopy !req
383. CAT.Copy !req
384. OH, YEAH. I KILLED MR.
MOSTLY MITTENS.Copy !req
385. WAIT. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
386. YOU'RE 24!Copy !req
387. DUH.Copy !req
388. YOU'RE STILL UNDER THE
HYPNOSPELL.Copy !req
389. OK. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.Copy !req
390. LOOK INTO MY EYES.Copy !req
391. YOU'RE EXTREMELY RELAXED, AND
YOU FEEL THE URGE TO LET ME GO.Copy !req
392. YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT I
WILL RESCUE YOU AND SAVE THECopy !req
393. WHOLE COCOON.Copy !req
394. WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF.Copy !req
395. I'M JUST TAKING YOU TO YOUR
ROOM.Copy !req
396. AND THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL
TELL THEM.Copy !req
397. YOUR LIMBS ARE GETTING HEAVY,
SO HEAVY.Copy !req
398. SLEEEEEP.Copy !req
399. SLEEEEEP.Copy !req
400. SL—OW!Copy !req
401. CRAP!Copy !req
402. I FELL ON MY CELLULAR
PHO—SLEEPY, SOO SLEEEEPY.Copy !req
403. HE WAS MY FIRST JOB, FRESH
OUT OF THE OSI ACADEMY.Copy !req
404. I WAS STILL JUST A GIRL.Copy !req
405. WHAT DID I KNOW?Copy !req
406. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN,
NEVER LET HIM OUT OF YOURCopy !req
407. SIGHT, NEVER FALL IN LOVE.Copy !req
408. THAT'S WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME, BUT
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.Copy !req
409. YOUR FATHER—OHH.Copy !req
410. I SPENT 24 HOURS A DAY WITH HIM.Copy !req
411. FIRST, THERE WERE CASUAL
GLANCES, THE OCCASIONAL BRUSHCopy !req
412. OF THE HAND, CLEVER INNUENDO.Copy !req
413. IT WAS INEVITABLE.Copy !req
414. SOMETHING WOULD HAPPENCopy !req
415. SOONER OR LATER.Copy !req
416. EWW!Copy !req
417. NO, NO.Copy !req
418. IT WAS NOT OOKY!Copy !req
419. IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL,
PASSIONATE NIGHT OF EITHER OFCopy !req
420. OUR LIVES!Copy !req
421. AND 9 MONTHS LATER, YOU TWO
PERFECT WET, LITTLE, PINKCopy !req
422. KITTENS CAME INTO THE WORLD
FROM OUT OF MY BODY.Copy !req
423. OH, DOUBLE EWW!Copy !req
424. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
TO DO.Copy !req
425. HE'S TAKEN OVER THE WHOLE
COCOON, AND YOU'RE OUR LASTCopy !req
426. HOPE.Copy !req
427. OH, YEAH. THIS.Copy !req
428. THIS IS THE NEW MONARCH MOBILE.Copy !req
429. THAT'S HOW BAD IT'S GOTTEN.Copy !req
430. IT DOESN'T EVEN BURN NITROUS.Copy !req
431. IT'S, LIKE, A FAMILY CAR.Copy !req
432. MY GOD!Copy !req
433. ONCE HE PAINTED WINGS ON IT,
AND IT WAS, LIKE, WATER-BASEDCopy !req
434. PAINT, SO WHEN IT RAINED, IT
DRIPPED OFF AND MADE IT LOOKCopy !req
435. LIKE WE TIE-DYED IT, LIKE WE
TOOK IT TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN ANDCopy !req
436. DID THAT SPIN-ART THING ON IT.Copy !req
437. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
438. DO YOU REMEMBER SPIN-ART?Copy !req
439. YES, I REMEMBER SPIN-ART.Copy !req
440. SPIN-ART WAS SO COOL.Copy !req
441. JUST DRIVE.Copy !req
442. THANKS, BUDDY.Copy !req
443. YOU AIN'T MUCH IN A FIGHT, BUT
YOU'RE GOOD AT RESCUE ANDCopy !req
444. RECOVERY.Copy !req
445. YEAH. I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONECopy !req
446. FOR GOOD AFTER THE LAST TIME,
TOO, BUT SOME CRAZY PEOPLE JUSTCopy !req
447. WON'T STAY LOCKED UP, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
448. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, H.E.L.P.eR.Copy !req
449. WHAT WAS THAT—SHEL SILVERSTEIN?Copy !req
450. WELL, I DON'T THINK MAYACopy !req
451. ANGELOU WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS
CHICK.Copy !req
452. SHE'S AS DEADLY AS THEY COME,
AND IF SHE HURTS THOSE BOYSCopy !req
453. AGAIN, I'M GONNA TAKE HER DOWN
PERMANENTLY THIS TIME.Copy !req
454. NO, NOT MAYA ANGELOU.Copy !req
455. JUST KEEP SCANNING THOSE TIRE
TRACKS WITH YOUR INFRARED, OK?Copy !req
456. OW!Copy !req
457. OK, OK!Copy !req
458. I'M UP DAMN IT!Copy !req
459. YOUR FATHER HAD ME LOCKED
AWAY.Copy !req
460. LOCKED ME AWAY, AWAY SO HE
COULD HAVE YOU ALL TO HIMSELF,Copy !req
461. SO HE COULD FILL YOU WITH HIS
LIES!Copy !req
462. HE NEVER ONCE TOLD YOU ABOUT
ME, HAS HE?Copy !req
463. NOT IN ALL YOUR 19 YEARS!Copy !req
464. UM, WE'RE 16.Copy !req
465. YOU SEE?Copy !req
466. SEE WHAT, CRAZY LADY?Copy !req
467. MAKE SENSE!Copy !req
468. HE'S BRAINWASHED YOU WITH
THOSE LIE MACHINES HE MAKES YOUCopy !req
469. SLEEP IN.Copy !req
470. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO KIDNAP YOU,
TO SAVE YOU, AND HERE ARE YOURCopy !req
471. BROTHERS AND SISTERS.Copy !req
472. OH!Copy !req
473. THEY'RE HUNGRY.Copy !req
474. OHH!Copy !req
475. OH, MY BABIES.Copy !req
476. YOU MUST BE STARVED, TOO.Copy !req
477. LET MAMA FEED YOU, MY THIRSTY
BABIES.Copy !req
478. LET MAMA LOVE YOU.Copy !req
479. SHUSHABY.Copy !req
480. MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
481. ISN'T IT A BIG EARLY FOR A
COSTUME PARTY?Copy !req
482. WHY, YOU THROWING ONE,
DRACULA?Copy !req
483. MM.Copy !req
484. MY FRIEND AND I WOULD LIKE TO
CHECK OUT.Copy !req
485. AH, AH, AH, AAH!Copy !req
486. UNH!Copy !req
487. I COULD USE SOME ASSISTANCE!Copy !req
488. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HANGING
OUT WITH YOU.Copy !req
489. I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE'D GET ALONG.Copy !req
490. YEAH. YOU WERE KIND OF DISTANT,
WHICH IS COOL, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
491. THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
492. YOU KNOW WHAT RULES?Copy !req
493. THAT OUTFIT RULES.Copy !req
494. WHOA! OH, DUDE, I JUST COPPED
AN ACCIDENTAL FEEL.Copy !req
495. WICKED SORRY.Copy !req
496. HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
497. THAT'S ALARMED.Copy !req
498. YES. I KNOW.Copy !req
499. I'M THE ONE WHO INSTALLED IT.Copy !req
500. NOW, SHUT UP AND FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
501. WELL.Copy !req
502. SO YOU AS GOOD AT FIGHTING
AS YOU ARE AT TALKING?Copy !req
503. HELL, NO.Copy !req
504. LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
505. I'M MORE OF A WEAPONS EXPERT.Copy !req
506. THAT IS SO EXCELLENT.Copy !req
507. I LIKE TO DO THAT, TOO.Copy !req
508. IT'S SOFT.Copy !req
509. DO NOT FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
510. JUST STAY HERE AND
DO... WHATEVER.Copy !req
511. OK.Copy !req
512. YEAH. I AM TOTALLY FALLING FOR
HER.Copy !req
513. THANK THE MAKER!Copy !req
514. I'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT BACK
FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS.Copy !req
515. SAFETY FIRST.Copy !req
516. BUKLEY, BUCK, BUCK.Copy !req
517. DADDY!Copy !req
518. HELLO, BOYS.Copy !req
519. I SEE YOU'VE MET MYRA.Copy !req
520. DID SHE TELL YOU HOW SHE BURNT
DOWN OUR HOUSE YET?Copy !req
521. NO HELLOS FOR ME?Copy !req
522. OH, NOW, RUSTY, IS THAT ANY WAY
TO TREAT YOUR FOREVER GIRL?Copy !req
523. DEAN, TELL THIS LUNATIC THAT
MY LAWYER HAS ADVISED ME NOT TOCopy !req
524. COMMUNICATE WITH HER.Copy !req
525. MY DAD'S LAWYER HAS ADVISED
HIM NOT TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.Copy !req
526. UNH!Copy !req
527. STAY CLOSE.Copy !req
528. ANY OF YOUR WEAPONS STILL WORK?Copy !req
529. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
530. WELL, KEEP YOUR HELICOPTER
BLADES ON, WAVE YOUR ARMSCopy !req
531. AROUND, SQUEAL A LOT.Copy !req
532. THAT MIGHT BE SCARY.Copy !req
533. UNH!Copy !req
534. UGH!Copy !req
535. DAMN IT!Copy !req
536. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
537. WE'RE DOING THIS.Copy !req
538. 10 AND 2, 10 AND 2.Copy !req
539. EVERYONE OK?Copy !req
540. EVERYONE EXCEPT MOMMY.Copy !req
541. EH, SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
542. I FEEL LIKE CATHERINE THE
GREAT.Copy !req
543. WHERE'S DR. "O"?Copy !req
544. HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
545. THEY SMELL MY CAT.Copy !req
546. HA HA HA!Copy !req
547. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
548. SO WE NEVER ATTACK VENTURE?Copy !req
549. ZERE IS NO NEED.Copy !req
550. MY PLANS FOR A SUMMIT ARE BOTH
SIMPLE UND ELEGANT.Copy !req
551. AND COMPLETELY RETARDED.Copy !req
552. DID YOU JUST MUMBLE SOMETHING
ABOUT A SUMMIT?Copy !req
553. THAT IS NOT CRUSHING VENTURE!Copy !req
554. YOU DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
555. WE HAVE TO—
YOU SHOULD MOVE.Copy !req
556. YOU DON'T WANT HER TO LAND ON
YOU WHEN SHE FALLS FROM ZEECopy !req
557. CEILING.Copy !req
558. WHEN WHO CALLS FOR A HEALING?Copy !req
559. WHAT?Copy !req
560. WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?Copy !req
561. ZIS WOMAN HAS COME TO RESCUE
YOU.Copy !req
562. FROM WHAT?Copy !req
563. FROM LONELINESS, YOU
SILLY-BILLY.Copy !req
564. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?Copy !req
565. DR. HENRY KILLINGER.Copy !req
566. VAIT.Copy !req
567. HERE. GIVE THESE TO ZEE LOVELY
WOMAN, AND ZIS IS FOR YOU.Copy !req
568. MR. ZEE MONARCH'S JOURNAL.Copy !req
569. HIS LOVE FOR YOU IS SPELLED OUT
ON EVERY PAGE, AND THERE ARECopy !req
570. SOME VERY NICE DRAWINGS, ALSO.Copy !req
571. THAT'S PRIVATE!Copy !req
572. LOVE IS NOT PRIVATE.Copy !req
573. LOVE IS TO BE SHARED.Copy !req
574. I HAVE LOCKED YOU IN.Copy !req
575. NEITHER OF YOU MAY LEAVE UNTIL
YOU HAVE REACHED COMPROMISE.Copy !req
576. GOOD LUCK, AND MAY LOVE SHOW
YOU ZEE WAY.Copy !req
577. SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL YOUR PRETTY
CHILDREN FOR ME.Copy !req
578. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S
SAYING?Copy !req
579. LIKE, HALF THE TIME.Copy !req
580. MY UMBRELLA IS STUCK ON
SOMETHING.Copy !req
581. I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE.Copy !req
582. SO IS SHE OR ISN'T SHE?Copy !req
583. OK, HANK, LOOK.Copy !req
584. SHE USED TO BE POWERCAT ON
"AMERICAN GLADIATOR."Copy !req
585. SHOW GETS TANKED, SHE CHECKS
HERSELF INTO THE NUTHOUSE.Copy !req
586. EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS, SHE PUTS
ON THE OLD COSTUME, KIDNAPS YOUCopy !req
587. OR TRIES TO KILL YOUR DAD OR
BURNS DOWN THE COMPOUND.Copy !req
588. DEPENDS ON WHAT MEDS SHE'S
COMING OFF OF.Copy !req
589. HOW COME WE DON'T REMEMBER
HER THEN?Copy !req
590. LOOK. YOU DON'T REMEMBER
BECAUSE YOU'RE CLO—CLOOOO—Copy !req
591. CL-CL-CL-WHOOPS.Copy !req
592. I CAN'T HELP FEELING LIKE
WE'RE JUST NOT GETTING THECopy !req
593. WHOLE STORY HERE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
594. RIGHT.Copy !req
595. MAYBE SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.Copy !req
596. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
597. SO I HER!Copy !req
598. WHAT OF IT?Copy !req
599. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
600. —www.ncicap.org—]Copy !req
601. COME, LIEBESCHUSSEL.Copy !req
602. YOU TRIED YOUR BEST.Copy !req
603. YES. YOU FAILED TO REUNITE
THEM, BUT LOOK AT IT ZIS WAY.Copy !req
604. YOU SAVED HIS BOYS, UND ZAT'S
WHAT COUNTS.Copy !req
605. COMPROMISE, MY FRIEND, IS ZEE
ESSENCE OF DIPLOMACY, ANDCopy !req
606. DIPLOMACY IS ZEE CORNERSTONE OF
LOVE.Copy !req