1. I CAN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER,
DR. VENTURE.Copy !req
2. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE TVC15.Copy !req
3. TOM, I'M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT THAT TIN CAN.Copy !req
4. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
5. YOU'RE NOT DYING ON ME,
AND THAT'S AN ORDER.Copy !req
6. WHAT'S GOING ON,
POP?Copy !req
7. EVERYTHING IS FINE, SON.
YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
8. KANO! TAKE RUSTY DOWNSTAIRS
AND GIVE HIM SOME WARM MILK.Copy !req
9. I'VE GOT A MESSAGE
FOR THE ACTION MAN.Copy !req
10. HE'S LISTENING, TOM.
GO AHEAD.Copy !req
11. I'M HAPPY.Copy !req
12. HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, TOO.Copy !req
13. I'VE LOVED ALL
I NEEDED TO LOVE.Copy !req
14. DON'T TALK
LIKE THAT, TOM.Copy !req
15. YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE IT. FIGHT IT!Copy !req
16. I'M FEELING VERY STILL,Copy !req
17. AND I THINK MY SPACESHIP
KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO.Copy !req
18. TELL MY WIFE
I LOVE HER VERY MUCH.Copy !req
19. SHE KNOWS!Copy !req
20. GROUND CONTROL
TO MAJOR TOM.
YOUR CIRCUIT'S DEAD.Copy !req
21. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.
CAN YOU HEAR ME,
MAJOR TOM?Copy !req
22. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
MAJOR TOM!Copy !req
23. ASHES...Copy !req
24. TO ASHES.Copy !req
25. ONE MORE, POP.Copy !req
26. NEED ONE WITH ME NEXT
TO THE META-SONIC LOCATOR?Copy !req
27. NO. I NEED ONE WHERE YOUR
SUIT ISN'T RIDING UP.Copy !req
28. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
IT'S TERRY CLOTH.Copy !req
29. IT ACTS LIKE A TOWEL.Copy !req
30. SUPER BAD IDEA, DOC.Copy !req
31. YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN
A NIGHT DIVE BEFORE...Copy !req
32. OR ANY DIVE.Copy !req
33. THINK ABOUT IT, BROCK.Copy !req
34. THERE'S FAT GREENBACKS
TO BE MADECopy !req
35. ON THAT FLYING SAUCER
MY DAD LOST HERE.Copy !req
36. HE NEVER PATENTED IT.Copy !req
37. ONE FLYBOY GOES BOOM,Copy !req
38. AND HE SCRAPPED
THE WHOLE PROJECTCopy !req
39. OUT OF RESPECT
FOR THE DEAD.Copy !req
40. IT'S JUST SITTING DOWN THERE
UNDER 800 METERSCopy !req
41. OF PITCH-BLACK
LIQUID FUNERAL.Copy !req
42. WAIT. I NEED THIS.Copy !req
43. UM... 800 METERS
OF BLACK LIQUID FUNERALCopy !req
44. LIES BETWEEN ME AND—
NO. WAIT.Copy !req
45. 800 METERS OF COLD
EMBALMING FLUIDCopy !req
46. LIES BETWEEN MECopy !req
47. AND MY SUNKEN
SCIENTIFIC TRUST FUND.Copy !req
48. DEAN, I AM NOW
TESTING THE 2-WAY.Copy !req
49. CAN YOU READ ME? OVER.Copy !req
50. I SURE CAN, POP.Copy !req
51. I READ YOU
LOUD AND CLEAR.Copy !req
52. DEAN?Copy !req
53. OH. OVER.Copy !req
54. THE META-SONIC LOCATOR
HAS BEEN AFFIXED,Copy !req
55. AND I AM "GO"
FOR THE MISSION.Copy !req
56. OVER.Copy !req
57. JOURNAL ENTRY ONE.Copy !req
58. AS MY LOYAL FAMILY
AND BODYGUARDCopy !req
59. LOWER ME TOWARD
THE INDIFFERENT OCEAN,Copy !req
60. ONE CANNOT HELP BUT THINK
OF A HANGMAN'S NOOSECopy !req
61. SWINGING LIKE—Copy !req
62. HANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
63. SORRY, DAD.
THESE CONTROLS
ARE A LITTLE STICKY.Copy !req
64. I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T DONE
THIS SINCE... EVER.Copy !req
65. WELL, JUST TRY TO BE
A LITTLE MORE GENTLE, PLEASE.Copy !req
66. I'M ALREADY STARTING TO—WAAH!Copy !req
67. AAH!Copy !req
68. I'M IN, AND I TOTALLY
BASHED MY HEAD.Copy !req
69. AHEM. BEGINNING
MY DESCENT INTO—Copy !req
70. OH. I SHOULD RECORD THIS.Copy !req
71. AHEM. THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE—
OCEAN OF MYSTERY.Copy !req
72. MANY HAVE COME TO HER BEFORE MECopy !req
73. SEEKING... STUFF,Copy !req
74. NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.Copy !req
75. DAD IS SUPER SERIOUS
ALL OF A SUDDEN.Copy !req
76. DO YOU THINK HE'S REALLY
IN AS MUCH DANGER
AS HE SAYS?Copy !req
77. OH, YEAH. HE'S SCREWED.Copy !req
78. I GIVE HIM ABOUT AN HOUR
BEFORE HE PANICSCopy !req
79. AND BEGS US TO HAUL HIM UP.Copy !req
80. Dr. OK, GUYS.
I CAN HEAR ALL OF THIS.Copy !req
81. JOURNAL ENTRY 29.Copy !req
82. I AM ABOUT TO SWITCH ON
THE META-SONIC LOCATOR,Copy !req
83. A DEVICE OF MY OWN DESIGNCopy !req
84. THAT GENERATES EXPERIMENTAL
HYPERSONIC SOUND WAVESCopy !req
85. SO EXTRA-SPECIAL,Copy !req
86. THEY NOT ONLY
VIBRATE THE WATER,Copy !req
87. THEY VIBRATE TIME.Copy !req
88. INGENIOUS, I KNOW.Copy !req
89. Dr.
BROCK. COME IN, BROCK.Copy !req
90. YEAH. YOU HAD ENOUGH YET?Copy !req
91. WHAT? NO! STOP THAT.Copy !req
92. WHAT IS YOUR STATUS TOPSIDE?Copy !req
93. YEAH. IT'S FINE.Copy !req
94. BOYS ARE FINALLY ASLEEP.Copy !req
95. THINK DEAN MIGHT HAVE
A BLADDER INFECTION
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
96. HE HAD TO GET UP
AND PEE, LIKE, 5 TIMES.Copy !req
97. HUH?Copy !req
98. NO WAY.Copy !req
99. HOLD ON, DOC.Copy !req
100. I THINK I SEE SOMETHING
THAT MAKES NO SENSE.Copy !req
101. BETTER CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
102. OK, BUT I WAS JUST GONNA
TURN ON MY MACHINE.Copy !req
103. I THOUGHT IT'D BE
COOL FOR MY JOURNALCopy !req
104. IF, LIKE, YOUR VOICE
WAS IN THE BACKGROUND,Copy !req
105. YOU KNOW, SAYING
IMPRESSIVE DANGER STUFF.Copy !req
106. DEAN. DEAN, WAKE UP.Copy !req
107. I THINK SOMETHING'S
GOING ON.Copy !req
108. BROCK'S GONE,
AND I JUST HEARD DADCopy !req
109. SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT DANGER STUFF.Copy !req
110. SO WHAT?Copy !req
111. SEW BUTTONS.
I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
112. PLUS, I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK.Copy !req
113. DO IT OFF
THE HELIPORT.Copy !req
114. IT MAKES THIS
AWESOME ARC.Copy !req
115. COOL. BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
116. DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT-
DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT!Copy !req
117. DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH!Copy !req
118. DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT-
DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT!Copy !req
119. OH, DAMN IT.Copy !req
120. BROCK! PIRATES ON THE X-2!Copy !req
121. SMOOTH, HANK.Copy !req
122. I'M ON IT.
NOW KEEP QUIETCopy !req
123. AND DON'T MOVE
'TIL I TELL YOU,Copy !req
124. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEE.Copy !req
125. BROCK, IF PIRATES
REALLY EXIST,Copy !req
126. THAT MEANS SANTA CLAUS
AND THE TOOTH FAIRY CAN
EVEN BE REAL, RIGHT?Copy !req
127. IT'S LIKE
ALL BETS ARE OFF.Copy !req
128. HANK, NOBODY EVER SAID
PIRATES DON'T EXIST.Copy !req
129. SO YOU AGREE WITH ME
THAT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
130. OOOOOO...Copy !req
131. GH-GH-GHOST PIRATES!Copy !req
132. OOOOOOO...Copy !req
133. LEAVE THE SHIP AT ONCE.Copy !req
134. OOOOOO...Copy !req
135. UGH!Copy !req
136. HOLY CRAP. HE'S GETTING
HIS ASS KICKED.Copy !req
137. LET'S GO SAVE HIM.Copy !req
138. YOU CRAZY? MY SWORD'S
MADE OF CARDBOARD.Copy !req
139. ENOUGH!Copy !req
140. GET OFF THAT MAN
BEFORE HE KILLS ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
141. I'M SURE HE DOESN'T
WANT TO SEE WHAT
HIS CHILD IS MADE OF.Copy !req
142. I MEAN, REALLY
WHAT HE'S MADE OF,Copy !req
143. NOT LIKE
A TEST OF HIS METTLE.Copy !req
144. I MEAN, I'M GONNA
SPILL HIS—Copy !req
145. YEAH.
GOT IT THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
146. SILENCE!Copy !req
147. YOUR INSOLENCE
WILL NOT BE TOLERATED...Copy !req
148. AGAIN.Copy !req
149. HEY, IS THAT GUY DEAD?Copy !req
150. YEAH, PROBABLY.Copy !req
151. COME ON. WAS THAT
NECESSARY? REALLY.Copy !req
152. YOUR SCHEME WAS
VERY CLEVER,Copy !req
153. VERY CLEVER INDEED,Copy !req
154. BUT HE'S NO GHOST.Copy !req
155. OH, YOU THINK, GENIUS?
WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF?Copy !req
156. WAS IT THE HUGE ZIPPER?
MAYBE THE RUBBER MASK?Copy !req
157. BUT YOU HAD
TO KILL HIM ANYWAY.Copy !req
158. IF YOU PLAYED BY THE RULES—Copy !req
159. THE GHOST PIRATE RULES—Copy !req
160. AND JUST RAN AWAY, NONE
OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING.Copy !req
161. BUT NO.Copy !req
162. YOU HAD TO GO NUTS
AND KILL A GUY.Copy !req
163. TAKE HIM TO THE BRIG!Copy !req
164. I'M KEEPING THE BOY WITH ME.Copy !req
165. IF YOU TRY ANYTHING FUNNY,
YOUR SON DIES.Copy !req
166. UH, CAP—UH, CAPTAIN?Copy !req
167. DO WE NOT NEED THIS NOW?Copy !req
168. FINE! BUT WITHOUT THE FOG,Copy !req
169. WHAT AM I GONNA PROJECT
THE SEA MONSTER ON?Copy !req
170. UH!Copy !req
171. LIKE TRYING TO WALK AROUND
INSIDE A GIANT FAT KID.Copy !req
172. JOURNAL ENTRY 36.Copy !req
173. I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
174. THE META-SONIC LOCATOR SHOULD'VE
ROLLED BACK THE CURTAIN OF TIMECopy !req
175. AND REVEALED MY DAD'S
FLYING METAL FAILURE BY NOW.Copy !req
176. NO, WAIT. THAT'S CRAP.Copy !req
177. AHEM.Copy !req
178. JOURNAL ENTRY 36.Copy !req
179. THE META-SONIC LOCATOR,Copy !req
180. THOUGH PERFORMING ADMIRABLY,Copy !req
181. BEGS HIS MASTER
TO INCREASE THE VOLUME,Copy !req
182. A BIDDING HIS MASTER
GLADLY COMPLIES WITH.Copy !req
183. UH, I SEEM TO HAVE STEPPEDCopy !req
184. INTO SOME SORT
OF UNDERSEA CHEWING GUM.Copy !req
185. BECAUSE OF THIS...Copy !req
186. I CAN'T MOVE.Copy !req
187. OH, BOY. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.Copy !req
188. ABORT! BROCK!
COME IN, BROCK!Copy !req
189. HANK. COME IN, HANK.Copy !req
190. I'M HERE. WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
191. ARE YOU BEING KEELHAULED?
HAVE THEY REMOVED
YOUR FINGERNAILS?Copy !req
192. HANK, PLEASE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
193. REALLY?Copy !req
194. YES, REALLY.
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
195. I'M NEAR THE HELIPORT
AT THE STERN OF THE X-2.Copy !req
196. IT'S DICEY, BUT I COULD
PROBABLY RESCUE YOUCopy !req
197. IF YOU GIVE ME
YOUR COORDINATES.Copy !req
198. OHH, HANK.Copy !req
199. IF THERE WAS EVER
A TIME IN YOUR LIFECopy !req
200. I NEEDED YOU NOT
TO BE HANK, IT'S NOW.Copy !req
201. SORRY, BROCK.
FORGET ABOUT IT.Copy !req
202. ALL RIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO BE MY HANDS.Copy !req
203. I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH IT.Copy !req
204. BROCK?
WHAT?Copy !req
205. THIS COULD BE THE SINGLE
GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
206. FOCUS, HANK.Copy !req
207. WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LIGHT A CIGARETTE.Copy !req
208. A GOOD SNIPER CAN SEE
A HOT CHERRY FOR MILES.Copy !req
209. BROCK, I DON'T SMOKE.Copy !req
210. GOOD. NOW'S A LOUSY TIME
TO START.Copy !req
211. WE'RE NOT CARRYING GOLD
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
212. I DON'T WANT
YOUR TREASURE, KID.Copy !req
213. I DON'T EVEN
WANT YOUR WALLET.Copy !req
214. I JUST WANT YOUR BOAT.Copy !req
215. NOW JUST TELL ME
WHERE THE KEYS ARE.Copy !req
216. YOU HAVE A PIRATE SHIP.Copy !req
217. SIT ON MY LAP, SON.
IT'S STORY TIME.Copy !req
218. I DON'T WANT TO SIT
IN YOUR LAP.Copy !req
219. FINE. DON'T.Copy !req
220. I'LL TELL YOU
ANYWAY.Copy !req
221. THAT PIRATE SHIP
OUT THERE...Copy !req
222. HASN'T MOVED AN INCH
IN, LIKE, FOREVER.Copy !req
223. WE'VE BEEN STUCK IN THAT
DISGUSTING SARGASSUM—Copy !req
224. WHICH, BY THE WAY,
NO MATTER HOW
YOU COOK IT,Copy !req
225. STILL TASTES
LIKE HOT SARGASSUM—Copy !req
226. IT'S BEEN,
LIKE, 10 YEARS.Copy !req
227. WOW!
YEAH, WOW. OH, SURE.Copy !req
228. IN THE BEGINNING,
IT'S LOTS OF FUN—Copy !req
229. YOU KNOW, SET UP
THE PROJECTOR,Copy !req
230. TURN ON THE FOG MACHINE,Copy !req
231. AND EVERYBODY IS LIKE,
"OH, NO! GHOST PIRATES!"Copy !req
232. AND THEN YOU'D ABANDON
SHIP LIKE YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO,Copy !req
233. AND THEN WE'D HELP
OURSELVES TO THE BOOTY.Copy !req
234. TREASURE LIKE GOLD
DOUBLOONS AND
"PIECES OF 8"?Copy !req
235. THINK ABOUT IT, KID.Copy !req
236. WHO SHIPS DOUBLOONS ACROSS
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE THESE DAYS?Copy !req
237. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
OUR BIGGEST HAUL WAS?Copy !req
238. SHIPMENT OF L'EGGS EGGS.Copy !req
239. SOME OF THE BOYS
STILL WEAR THE PANTYHOSE
AS SASHES AND HEADBANDS.Copy !req
240. DID THAT HURT?
NOT REALLY.Copy !req
241. HERE. LICK YOUR ARM.
I'VE GOT MORE IN ME POCKET.Copy !req
242. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
243. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?Copy !req
244. OH, COME ON NOW.Copy !req
245. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
THINK THAT OLD JOKE
WOULD WORK ON ME TWICE.Copy !req
246. I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.Copy !req
247. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
248. I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.Copy !req
249. BUT YOU DID, RIGHT?Copy !req
250. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
251. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
252. THERE IT IS AGAIN.Copy !req
253. I DIDN'T HEAR—
SHH!Copy !req
254. I CAN'T HEAR ANY—Copy !req
255. HOLD ON A SECOND.Copy !req
256. YOU DIDN'T JUST—
HHHRRRR!Copy !req
257. YOU HEARD THAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
258. WHAT AM I LISTENING FOR?
HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
259. IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP
FOR A MINUTE!Copy !req
260. OK. I SEE THEM.Copy !req
261. I THINK THEY'RE DRUNK ON RUMCopy !req
262. BECAUSE THEY'RE PIRATES.Copy !req
263. HEY, I FOUND YOUR KNIFE.Copy !req
264. LEAVE IT.
YOU'RE NOT READY.Copy !req
265. NOW I WANT YOU TO PUT
YOUR HAND AROUND YOUR
THROAT, HANK.Copy !req
266. UH... ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
267. THAT TUBE YOU FEEL
IS YOUR TRACHEA.Copy !req
268. THINK OF IT AS A HANDLE.Copy !req
269. YOUR THUMB IS ON
YOUR CAROTID ARTERY.Copy !req
270. THAT'S YOUR BUTTON.Copy !req
271. NOW, REMEMBER—
GRAB THE HANDLE.
PUSH THE BUTTON.Copy !req
272. REPEAT THAT BACK.Copy !req
273. GRAB THE HANDLE. PUSH THE—Copy !req
274. LET GO OF YOUR
OWN THROAT, HANK.Copy !req
275. JOURNAL ENTRY 48.Copy !req
276. THE BLANKET OF WARM VOMIT
THAT PREVIOUSLY KEPT
THE ICY CHILL AT BAYCopy !req
277. HAS HARDENED
TO A STICKY SHELL.Copy !req
278. THANKFULLY,
THE STENCH HAS FADED.Copy !req
279. CONTINUED EFFORTS
TO CONTACT BASE
HAVE PROVED FRUITLESS,Copy !req
280. AND THE CLAM WON'T QUIT IT.Copy !req
281. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
282. ALL RIGHT. THIS IS JUST
GETTING DOWNRIGHT SPOOKY.Copy !req
283. COME ON. JUST GIVE ME
THE KEY, DEAN.Copy !req
284. I REALLY DON'T HAVE
THE KEY, I SWEAR.Copy !req
285. I GUESS BROCK MIGHT.Copy !req
286. WHO'S BROCK?Copy !req
287. MY DAD'S BODYGUARD.Copy !req
288. YOUR DAD HAS A BODYGUARD?Copy !req
289. WHY WOULD HE NEED
A BODYGUARD?
THE GUY'S A TANK.Copy !req
290. WELL, BECAUSE—Copy !req
291. SO WHERE IS THIS BROCK GUY?Copy !req
292. HE'S HIDING...Copy !req
293. AND WAITING
TO SAVE ME...Copy !req
294. WITH GUYS.Copy !req
295. YOU'RE NOT
A VERY GOOD LIAR,
DEAN, ARE YOU?Copy !req
296. MAYBE.Copy !req
297. YO HO, MIKE.
DO YOU COPY?Copy !req
298. WE HIT A TOYS "R" US SHIP
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.Copy !req
299. YO HO, CAPTAIN.
YEAH, MIKE.Copy !req
300. THE GUY IN THE BRIG
MIGHT HAVE THE KEY,Copy !req
301. OR THERE MIGHT BE
SOMEONE NAMED BROCKCopy !req
302. LOOSE ON THE SHIP WITH...Copy !req
303. GUYS.Copy !req
304. WITH GUYS, MIKE.Copy !req
305. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
306. YOU ARE NOT GONNA TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!Copy !req
307. AFTER THE TWIST,
YOU'LL FEEL A SNAP,Copy !req
308. AND THE BODY
GOES RAG DOLL ON YOU.Copy !req
309. AND THAT WILL
KNOCK HIM OUT EVEN MORE?Copy !req
310. THAT WILL KILL HIM.Copy !req
311. DO I HAVE TO?Copy !req
312. ALL RIGHT.
FINE, CRYBABY.Copy !req
313. JUST TIE HIM UP AND
MAYBE, I GUESS, GAG HIM,Copy !req
314. BUT AT THE FIRST
SIGN OF TROUBLE,Copy !req
315. I WANT YOU TO AT LEAST
BREAK BOTH HIS KNEES.Copy !req
316. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
317. HANK, THERE'S NO REASON
TO GET UPSET.Copy !req
318. I'LL GET YOU THROUGH—Copy !req
319. CRAP. SOMEONE'S COMING.Copy !req
320. MAINTAIN RADIO SILENCE
AND STAY CALM.Copy !req
321. WE NEED THAT KEY
THAT STARTS YOUR BOAT,Copy !req
322. MR. BIG STUFF.
LET'S HAVE IT.Copy !req
323. IT'S UP MY ASS.Copy !req
324. ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
325. WHY DON'T YOU CHECK?Copy !req
326. WELL? CHECK.Copy !req
327. WHAT IF HE'S LYING?Copy !req
328. IF HE WERE TELLING
THE TRUTH,Copy !req
329. THAT WOULD BE
BETTER?Copy !req
330. JOURNAL... ENTRY... 56.Copy !req
331. I JUST LEARNED
THAT GIANT CLAMSCopy !req
332. DON'T LIKE THE TASTE
OF EXPLODING ROBOT LEGS.Copy !req
333. I'VE TAKEN REFUGE
IN THE FORWARD COMPARTMENTCopy !req
334. AND AM NOW RUNNING
ON RESERVE POWER—Copy !req
335. MOBILITY HINDERED,Copy !req
336. MORALE LOW,Copy !req
337. NO RADIO CONTACT.Copy !req
338. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
339. I LOST MY LOCATOR,Copy !req
340. AND, YES, I REALIZE
THE IRONY OF THAT.Copy !req
341. NO WAY!Copy !req
342. JOURNAL ENTRY 57.Copy !req
343. OH, HOW THEY SCOFFED.Copy !req
344. TRUE, IN LIGHT
OF CERTAIN SETBACKS,Copy !req
345. I EVEN BEGAN TO DOUBT MYSELF,Copy !req
346. BUT THROUGH PERSEVERANCECopy !req
347. AND NO SMALL AMOUNT
OF INGENUITY,Copy !req
348. I'VE LOCATED THE SAUCER!Copy !req
349. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT
TO SWAB THE POOP DECK.
UGH.Copy !req
350. AND REMEMBER
HOW YOU COMPLAINEDCopy !req
351. WHEN WE HIT
THAT RED CROSS SHIP?Copy !req
352. OH!Copy !req
353. "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOCopy !req
354. WITH 20 CRATES
OF RUBBER GLOVES?"Copy !req
355. TOTALLY TAKE IT BACK.Copy !req
356. HEY, BUDDY,Copy !req
357. I'D KILL FOR ONE OF THOSE
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.Copy !req
358. MY LAST PACK.Copy !req
359. IT'LL HELP ME RELAX.Copy !req
360. DUDE, GIVE HIM ONE.Copy !req
361. HMPH!Copy !req
362. PLEASE.Copy !req
363. NO. SCREW HIM.Copy !req
364. PIRATES DON'T GIVE
PEOPLE CIGARETTES.Copy !req
365. THEY TAKE THEM.Copy !req
366. RRGH!Copy !req
367. AAH! MY FRIGGIN' HAND!Copy !req
368. MY ELBOW! MY ARM!Copy !req
369. LET GO OF MY ARM
WITH YOUR ASS!Copy !req
370. AAH!Copy !req
371. YOUR ASS IS CLAMPED
TO MY ARM!Copy !req
372. AAH!Copy !req
373. MIKE? YO HO?Copy !req
374. WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THAT KEY ALREADY?Copy !req
375. HEY, CAPTAIN,
I GOT YOUR KEY.Copy !req
376. HOPE YOU'RE
HUNGRY...Copy !req
377. 'CAUSE I'M GONNA
FEED IT TO YOU.Copy !req
378. I TOLD YOU WHAT I'D DO
FOR ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
379. THIS IS ALL WRONG.Copy !req
380. THIS IS NOT THE WAY THIS
IS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN.Copy !req
381. WOW. I'VE NEVER HOT-WIRED
A HYDROFOIL BEFORE.Copy !req
382. THAT WAS EASY.Copy !req
383. WAIT! WHAT ABOUT
MY DAD?Copy !req
384. KID, WHO DO YOU
THINK'S THE REASON I'M
HAULING ASS OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
385. DID YOU HEAR HIM?
HE SOUNDED SCARIER
THAN—Copy !req
386. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
387. THAN WHATEVER THE HELL
THAT IS.Copy !req
388. AND AS I PREPARE TO OPENCopy !req
389. THE LONG-SUBMERGED SAUCER,Copy !req
390. I MUST PAUSE FOR A BRIEF ASIDE,Copy !req
391. FOR ONCE AGAIN,
WHERE MY FATHER FAILED,Copy !req
392. I, DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE,
AM ABOUT TO—Copy !req
393. WHOOP.Copy !req
394. NO, NO, NO, NO!
NOW YOU TRY TO HELP ME?Copy !req
395. CANCEL MISSION-ABORT COMMAND.Copy !req
396. REBORT. DO YOU COPY?Copy !req
397. TAKE ME BACK OVER TO THE THING.Copy !req
398. SERIOUSLY, BROCK, WHAT THE F—Copy !req
399. OW!Copy !req
400. OW!Copy !req
401. YOU OK?Copy !req
402. OH, MY GOD.
AM I BLEEDING?Copy !req
403. IT'S A LITTLE RED.Copy !req
404. UH! THOUGHT WE CUT
THE ANCHOR CHAIN.Copy !req
405. WELL, HERE'S YOUR
TROUBLE RIGHT H—Copy !req
406. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
407. AW, COME ON.
WHO DID THIS?Copy !req
408. LIKE THESE GUYS
HAVEN'T HAD IT
BAD ENOUGH TONIGHT.Copy !req
409. GUESS YOU WEREN'T LYING
ABOUT THAT BROCK GUY.Copy !req
410. I GUESS I WASN'T.Copy !req
411. WHAT KIND OF
EXPERT BODYGUARDCopy !req
412. TIES MEN UP
WITH BIG BOWS?Copy !req
413. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
414. THAT CAME FROM THE BOW.
TOLD YOU.Copy !req
415. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
416. A REAL GHOST?Copy !req
417. GAAR! THAT'S—Copy !req
418. THAT—WOW! NO WAY!Copy !req
419. HANK, DON'T MOVE.Copy !req
420. I CAN'T.
SHOOT IT.Copy !req
421. THIS THING CAME FROM
THE SAME SHIP WE GOT
THE WALKIE-TALKIES.Copy !req
422. IT'S PLASTIC.Copy !req
423. AND THAT—THAT'S A GHOST!Copy !req
424. WELL, DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
425. YOU'RE A GROWNUP.Copy !req
426. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SAVE
YOUR DAD'S BODYGUARD.Copy !req
427. I GUESS I DESERVE THIS.Copy !req
428. YOU LIVE BY THE GHOST,
YOU DIE BY THE GHOST.Copy !req
429. ARR!Copy !req
430. RRGH! RRH!Copy !req
431. ARR! RRGH! RRH!Copy !req
432. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
433. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
434. UH, IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO WANT TO KILL US.Copy !req
435. IT DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT
TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT.Copy !req
436. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
437. SAFOOM MAK NOVAY JINGOO!Copy !req
438. SAVATEK.Copy !req
439. MAHAVMA MINGO TOO!Copy !req
440. DR. ORPHEUS,
MASTER OF MYSTICISM.Copy !req
441. OH, HELLO, HANK.Copy !req
442. HOW IS YOUR FATHER?Copy !req
443. WELL, I'M BUSY
AT THE MOMENT.Copy !req
444. PUMPKIN'S DUE HOME
FROM TENNIS,Copy !req
445. AND I'M MAKING
MY FAMOUS FRITTATAS.Copy !req
446. WHAT IS THAT YELLING
IN THE BACKGROUND?Copy !req
447. IT'S KIND OF
WHAT I CALLED ABOUT.Copy !req
448. WE HAVE A GHOST PROBLEM.Copy !req
449. WHO'S THAT
HE'S TALKING TO?Copy !req
450. WELL, HE'S A NECROMANCER.
HE LIVES IN MY BACKYARD.Copy !req
451. HANK, ARE YOU CERTAIN
IT ISN'T JUST A GUYCopy !req
452. IN A RUBBER MASK
MESSING WITH YOU?Copy !req
453. I SEE.Copy !req
454. NO. I CAN HEAR IT.Copy !req
455. LISTEN, HANK.
CAN YOU HANG ON A SEC?Copy !req
456. HHHHHRRRRRRR!
WHAT'S HE SAYING?Copy !req
457. I'M ON HOLD.Copy !req
458. I THINK HE'S
ASTROPROJECTING
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
459. JOURNAL ENTRY WHATEVER.Copy !req
460. ALL ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT
THE SHIP ABOVE ME HAVE FAILED.Copy !req
461. THE ONLY WARMTH I FEEL
STEMS FROM MODERATE HYPOTHERMIA.Copy !req
462. ALL I CAN DO NOW IS WAIT
FOR DEATH'S CASUAL HANDCopy !req
463. TO FINISH THE JOB
THAT FATE BEGANCopy !req
464. AT MY UNEVENTFUL PUBERTY.Copy !req
465. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
466. Dr. ALL RIGHT,
HANK. ARE YOU THERE?Copy !req
467. I WENT THROUGH
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S RECORDS.Copy !req
468. MY GARAGE HAS PILES OF THEM,
BUT I HAVE IT FIGURED OUT.Copy !req
469. A MAJOR TOM
WAS TRAGICALLY LOSTCopy !req
470. ON THAT VERY SPOTCopy !req
471. IN THE NINETEEN HUNDRED
AND SIXTIES.Copy !req
472. THAT'S YOUR MAN.
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL.Copy !req
473. YEAH. SO WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
474. OH, PLEASE.
YOU'VE SEEN GHOST?Copy !req
475. THE REST IS CAKE.
DO YOU HAVE A PEN?Copy !req
476. TO USE AS A MAGIC WAND.Copy !req
477. TO USE AS A PEN, HANK.Copy !req
478. TAKE THIS NUMBER DOWN.Copy !req
479. UH...Copy !req
480. UH... HELLO?Copy !req
481. HELLO, MRS. TOM?Copy !req
482. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS THING STILL WORKED.Copy !req
483. MARVELOUS.Copy !req
484. MRS. TOM, IT'S
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.Copy !req
485. HE'S IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
486. JEANIE? JEANIE,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
487. RODNEY? HE'S RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
488. DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK
WITH HIM?Copy !req
489. DUDE, NO. I WANT YOU
TO TALK TO YOUR HUSBANDCopy !req
490. SO HE'LL SHUT UP.Copy !req
491. NO OFFENSE, MRS. TOM,
BUT HE'S A REAL PAIN.Copy !req
492. BEG PARDON?Copy !req
493. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
494. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
495. TOM, IT'S YOUR WIFE,
SWEETIE.Copy !req
496. YOU'RE DEAD NOW.
IT'S TIME TO GO.Copy !req
497. LEAVE THE VENTURE FAMILY
ALONE, HONEY.Copy !req
498. HHHRRRRR.Copy !req
499. IT'S WORKING.Copy !req
500. GIVE ME THAT.
TOM, IT'S RODNEY.Copy !req
501. YOU KNOW, THE ACTION MAN.Copy !req
502. IT WAS SURE GOOD TIMES
WE HAD BACK THEN,Copy !req
503. BUT THAT WAS ALMOST
30 YEARS AGO.Copy !req
504. YOU'RE DEAD.
JEANIE'S REMARRIED...Copy !req
505. TO ME, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
506. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
507. AWW.
OHH.Copy !req
508. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
509. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
510. WELL, WE COULD'VE
DONE THAT.Copy !req
511. F-F-FINAL JOURNAL ENTRY.Copy !req
512. PERHAPS SOMEDAY
MY OWN SONS WILL FIND ITCopy !req
513. AND LEARN FROM MY
MISTAKES...Copy !req
514. WHEN THEY RETURN
TO THIS SPOT TO GET RICHCopy !req
515. OFF OF DISCOVERING
MY FATHER'S FLYING SAUCERCopy !req
516. AND MY META-SONIC LOCATOR.Copy !req
517. IF YOU'RE LISTENING
TO THIS, BOYS,Copy !req
518. I JUST WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW...Copy !req
519. HHHHHRRRRRRR!Copy !req
520. I—WAAH!Copy !req
521. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
522. H-HIS EYES!Copy !req
523. C-CRAZY EYES!Copy !req
524. AC-AC-ACCUSING!Copy !req
525. MMM.Copy !req
526. MMM. OHH...Copy !req
527. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
528. ALL RIGHT, BROCK.
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY,Copy !req
529. BUT JUST HEAR HIM OUT.Copy !req
530. UM...Copy !req
531. CAN WE HAVE A RIDE HOME?Copy !req
532. WHAT?
NO.Copy !req
533. DO IT LIKE YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA.Copy !req
534. I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS,Copy !req
535. AND, YOU KNOW,
THE WHOLE PIRATE THING
IS BEHIND ME NOW,Copy !req
536. AND PLUS, YOU KIND OF
KILLED STEVE
AND BURNT MY SHIP.Copy !req
537. SO IF YOU COULD GIVE US
A LIFT OUT OF HERE,Copy !req
538. I FIGURED WE'D JUST
CALL IT SQUARESIES.Copy !req
539. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
540. GO, TEAM VENTURE!Copy !req
541. I DON'T KNOW.
THEY JUST DO THAT.Copy !req
542. THAT'S GOOD SOUP.Copy !req