1. Good morning,
Mr. and Ms. School-Age America.Copy !req
2. It's time to put your lunch pail
in your cubby...Copy !req
3. and punch the clock,
because you're about to start...Copy !req
4. the first day of your career in science!Copy !req
5. Meet your new boss, Dr. Jonas Venture.Copy !req
6. Famed inventor, philanthropist,
and globe-trotting adventurer.Copy !req
7. Now enter your new office,
Gargantua-1...Copy !req
8. a space station so advanced,
so self-sufficient...Copy !req
9. that it has been dubbed
"the ninth wonder of the world."Copy !req
10. Here, you and over 2,000 other employees,
including 200 space welders...Copy !req
11. 74 flying nurses, and one busy barber...Copy !req
12. labor to make the boss' perfect vision
a perfect reality.Copy !req
13. Why, even little Rusty,
Dr. Venture's companion and son...Copy !req
14. is pitching in.Copy !req
15. Yes, it looks like Rusty's career
in science has a bright future.Copy !req
16. - Wuss!
- Knock it off!Copy !req
17. Boys, for the last time, stop!Copy !req
18. Brock is trying to drive!Copy !req
19. - I'm cool.
- He started it!Copy !req
20. No, I started it years ago
in a moment of passion...Copy !req
21. and I'll end it the same way right here
in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!Copy !req
22. Now sit on your hands
and keep your mouths shut!Copy !req
23. But now I can't read
my Giant Boy Detective book.Copy !req
24. Shouldn't be reading
in a moving vehicle, anyway.Copy !req
25. You know it makes you—Copy !req
26. Good morning, Vent Shuttle Two.
This is control.Copy !req
27. Maintain present course
and enjoy the view.Copy !req
28. And may I state what an honor it is
to have the illustrious Dr. Venture—Copy !req
29. Hello?Copy !req
30. Should I hold down the little button?Copy !req
31. Thank you, Control.Copy !req
32. Vent Shuttle Two ready to receive
docking protocol.Copy !req
33. And roger that.Copy !req
34. I'll leave you in the hands
of Lieutenant Baldavich for that procedure.Copy !req
35. Welcome home.Copy !req
36. Let's take this slow. It's my first time.Copy !req
37. I'll be gentle.Copy !req
38. Now, where do you want this hot rocket?Copy !req
39. Wow, that's a big one!Copy !req
40. Now, ease it in.Copy !req
41. Good.Copy !req
42. Just like that.Copy !req
43. Brock, could we speed this up?Copy !req
44. I really have to go number one.
I'm serious.Copy !req
45. That's it, keep going.Copy !req
46. Slow, slow.Copy !req
47. Yes, that's it!Copy !req
48. That's a tight fit.Copy !req
49. It's like they were made for each other.Copy !req
50. That's because they were, because they
were both made by the same guy.Copy !req
51. Now, can we finish this up, please?Copy !req
52. I'm almost there.
Brace yourself, 'cause it's gonna be...Copy !req
53. Oh, come on!Copy !req
54. Dr. Venture, I presume?Copy !req
55. I wish.Copy !req
56. That's my man, Brock.Copy !req
57. This is quite an honor, Dr. Venture.Copy !req
58. I'm Colonel Bud Manstrong,
and this vision is Anna Bal—Copy !req
59. I mean, Lieutenant Baldavich.Copy !req
60. Great. Look, is there some kind
of bathroom you could—Copy !req
61. Of course, how insensitive of me.Copy !req
62. You've had a long journey,
and I'm sure you need to unpack your...Copy !req
63. extra liquid.Copy !req
64. All right, fine.
Let's just get going.Copy !req
65. OK, I like that.Copy !req
66. Let's get to work.Copy !req
67. This way, gentlemen.Copy !req
68. Those sure are dandy-fine space suits
you boys got.Copy !req
69. It's kinda creepy in here.Copy !req
70. And cold.Copy !req
71. When it gets cold like this,
I always remember back when I was a...Copy !req
72. paperboy on this station.Copy !req
73. I must have been about your age,
and on a night just like this...Copy !req
74. one of the crew just suddenly...Copy !req
75. cracked.Copy !req
76. Cool!Copy !req
77. He gathered everyone in the hangar
for what he called "movie night."Copy !req
78. And under the flickering light
of Burt Reynolds' "Sharky's Machine"...Copy !req
79. he opened the bay doors.Copy !req
80. Almost the whole crew was there,
"Sharky's Machine."Copy !req
81. Yep, they say his phantom spirit
still roams these corridors.Copy !req
82. Phantom space man!Copy !req
83. Right, Dr. Venture?Copy !req
84. Whatever.
Look, I'm gonna be honest here.Copy !req
85. I really need to take a tinkle.Copy !req
86. We're here.Copy !req
87. So, what's the problem?Copy !req
88. The light went on.Copy !req
89. That's helpful.Copy !req
90. And that's never happened before.Copy !req
91. And then we found this.
So, we called you.Copy !req
92. Thought the brainiac son of Dr. Venture
could lick this in a jiffy.Copy !req
93. Stand back, everyone!Copy !req
94. Let the genius put on the ol' thinking cap.Copy !req
95. Flattery will get you everywhere.Copy !req
96. - Doc, you OK?
- Yeah! I'm fine.Copy !req
97. I was just enjoying
the super freedom of space travel.Copy !req
98. You know, testing out
the waste collection pouch.Copy !req
99. It really is quite liberating.Copy !req
100. What? We're astronauts.Copy !req
101. Why is everyone...Copy !req
102. isn't there something we should be doing?Copy !req
103. You heard the man!Copy !req
104. Let's scrub this baby down
and give her a good powdering.Copy !req
105. Oh, sweet mercy, tell me these suits
have a collection pouch.Copy !req
106. It's still on!Copy !req
107. Hold on, boys.Copy !req
108. Brock! Come in, Brock!Copy !req
109. Yeah, what?Copy !req
110. How is the cargo bay? Is it broken?Copy !req
111. This is a huge waste of time.Copy !req
112. These panels have never been opened.Copy !req
113. The whole place smells like a new radio.Copy !req
114. Fine, just keep checking.Copy !req
115. Anything?Copy !req
116. No, it's still on.Copy !req
117. Do these switches even do anything?
What about now?Copy !req
118. It's—wait. Wait, it's—Copy !req
119. On or off?Copy !req
120. It's still on.Copy !req
121. Anna.Copy !req
122. Maybe I'm just a romantic fool spurred on
by the friscalating starlight...Copy !req
123. but I phoned Mother about us.Copy !req
124. I think I may be ready to...Copy !req
125. I mean...Copy !req
126. I don't want to rush you into anything.Copy !req
127. Rush me? We've been alone
on this station for six years!Copy !req
128. Six years of hand-holding,
six years of kisses on cheek,Copy !req
129. of love notes in locker...Copy !req
130. of "I heart Anna"
with that little "T.L.A." thing...Copy !req
131. drawn on space boot with Sharpie.Copy !req
132. What more could a girl want?Copy !req
133. - Now?
- Still on.Copy !req
134. A problem light. Wow, Dad.
What a super idea!Copy !req
135. No, you should always put one of those
on the ninth wonder of the world.Copy !req
136. - Anything?
- No.Copy !req
137. Now?Copy !req
138. What I'm going to ask you
is no small step forward for us.Copy !req
139. It's one giant step forward for us-kind.Copy !req
140. So, I need to know now if there's
any reason you would not want—Copy !req
141. Brock!Copy !req
142. You won't get off
this easy, Brock Samson.Copy !req
143. - It's on.
- It's off.Copy !req
144. That's called blinking, boys.Copy !req
145. - Anything?
- Now it's just regular on.Copy !req
146. Why don't you boys
go help someone else?Copy !req
147. Or better,
get me a dry space suit.Copy !req
148. Your father's basting in his own juices.Copy !req
149. Oh, it got in my gloves.Copy !req
150. Oh, dear God.Copy !req
151. Great design, Dad.Copy !req
152. What a super place
for the gravity button.Copy !req
153. Our dad wants a dry space suit.Copy !req
154. - What happened?
- Someone opened the bay doors on him.Copy !req
155. He should be dead.Copy !req
156. Phantom space man!Copy !req
157. We gotta warn Dad!Copy !req
158. Gonna lie down for a sec.Copy !req
159. Too late.Copy !req
160. Is he dead?Copy !req
161. Can't tell.
Touch his neck.Copy !req
162. - You.
- No, I don't wanna.Copy !req
163. Holy crap, I think he's really dead!Copy !req
164. Why would the phantom space man guy
do this?Copy !req
165. Hello, Rusty!
It's time to get up.Copy !req
166. Dad?Copy !req
167. I think I peed my bed.Copy !req
168. Let's go, boy!Copy !req
169. That pterodactyl looks mighty hungry!Copy !req
170. And I do believe we're on the menu!Copy !req
171. Should I hide in a barrel or something?Copy !req
172. Hang on, son!
These savages mean business!Copy !req
173. Now, grab my hand and hold on tight!Copy !req
174. Of course.Copy !req
175. Am I a ghost?Copy !req
176. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
177. I have come here to show you
the folly of your ways!Copy !req
178. Take my hand, and we'll travel to—Copy !req
179. Come on, Dad!Copy !req
180. One, we just proved nobody's
taking anybody's hand here.Copy !req
181. And two, you never believed in ghosts.
You were a scientist.Copy !req
182. Yeah, that's true. I guess.Copy !req
183. I whacked my head
trying to fix your stupid space station.Copy !req
184. It's clear you're a traumatic hallucination
made manifest by my hitting my... ego.Copy !req
185. All right, fine, fine.Copy !req
186. But I'm still your father.Copy !req
187. What did you do to my space station?Copy !req
188. Stop! I'm gonna throw up!Copy !req
189. What do we do?Copy !req
190. We should look for clues or something.Copy !req
191. Now, what would Giant Boy Detective do?Copy !req
192. Screw Giant Boy Detective!Copy !req
193. His dad's not dead!Copy !req
194. That was mine.Copy !req
195. This wasn't supposed to happen!Copy !req
196. I hate Phantom Space Man!Copy !req
197. Oh, my God, why can't you
take the responsibility of your failure?Copy !req
198. Because Gargantua-1 is perfect! The
problem has to be your fault.Copy !req
199. My fault? "Gargantua-1!"Copy !req
200. It's like the worst name
for a space station.Copy !req
201. - I thought it cool.
- No, I thought you thought it was cool.Copy !req
202. OK, crazy, then by your logic,
you think you broke my space station.Copy !req
203. - I've tried everything.
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
204. You were just flipping switches.
Think, think, tiny wonder!Copy !req
205. You built this with me,
you should know her inside and out.Copy !req
206. I was, like, ten.Copy !req
207. I just wanted to play with
my plastic cowboys and Indians.Copy !req
208. Who lets a ten-year-old
build a space station?Copy !req
209. Nothing.Copy !req
210. What are you doing?Copy !req
211. Oh, hold on. I have another call.Copy !req
212. It was someone trying to fax me.Copy !req
213. Anyway...Copy !req
214. I'm never gonna get used to that.Copy !req
215. What? The pain?Copy !req
216. It would have killed a lesser man,
but you look spectacular.Copy !req
217. Oh, yeah. The pain.Copy !req
218. That's not so bad.Copy !req
219. I hacked up some blood
a couple of minutes ago.Copy !req
220. There was this big chunk
about the size of a...Copy !req
221. one of those little kiwi fruit...Copy !req
222. but I don't feel anything missing,
so I'm not too worried.Copy !req
223. You are quite a man, Brock Samson.Copy !req
224. Is there anything
I can do to help you?Copy !req
225. Yeah, you can unzip
your space suit for me.Copy !req
226. And, uh...Copy !req
227. I like it with the helmet on.Copy !req
228. Oh, crap!
The door's locked!Copy !req
229. If we can't get to Brock, we're goners!Copy !req
230. No, wait!Copy !req
231. I see him!Copy !req
232. And it looks like he's wrestling someone!Copy !req
233. Shove over!Copy !req
234. Phantom Space Man!Copy !req
235. That's it, Brock.
Pace yourself.Copy !req
236. Conserve your energy.Copy !req
237. What the—Copy !req
238. What's he doing with his—Copy !req
239. Think about it, bro.Copy !req
240. What other weapon does he have?Copy !req
241. He needs his hands free... for stuff.Copy !req
242. Phantom Space Man
somehow got on top!Copy !req
243. That's it, Brocko.
Shake him off!Copy !req
244. He's got him on his knees!Copy !req
245. Just a matter of time now.Copy !req
246. Brock is just toying with him!Copy !req
247. Whoa! Pretzel bender!Copy !req
248. Brock's gotta teach me that one.Copy !req
249. Phantom Space Man got
his helmet knocked off!Copy !req
250. Oh, my God, he's hideous!Copy !req
251. Must have been deformed by space rays.Copy !req
252. Look again, Hank!Copy !req
253. That's not a phantom space man,
that's Lieutenant Baldavich!Copy !req
254. - That means...
- Right?Copy !req
255. Phantom Space Man...
is still on the loose!Copy !req
256. Oh, great, Dad.
Now it's blinking again.Copy !req
257. How this thing didn't follow Skylab down,
I'll never know.Copy !req
258. Looks like something pierced the hull.
Super-good!Copy !req
259. Hey... My diet pills!
Where are my diet pills?Copy !req
260. Oh, Rusty,
you don't need diet pills!Copy !req
261. You just need to work a few things out.Copy !req
262. Look who's telling me
this, my dead, twelve-foot-tall father.Copy !req
263. I thought I built
a bigger space station than this.Copy !req
264. I guess I remember you
always towering over me.Copy !req
265. There you are, you little bugger!Copy !req
266. Lad, remember,
the solution was in you all the time.Copy !req
267. - All you have to do is—
- Bye, Dad.Copy !req
268. Well, what does it matter anymore?Copy !req
269. Dad's dead!Copy !req
270. Just because some Phantom Space Man
had to come here and ruin everything!Copy !req
271. What did dad ever do
to Phantom Space Man?Copy !req
272. Phantom Space Man's a big, fat jerk!Copy !req
273. Phantom Space Man!Copy !req
274. - I'm gonna kill you!
- Why?Copy !req
275. How could you do this?Copy !req
276. You... good for...Copy !req
277. We're alone! No!Copy !req
278. Kill! Vengeance!Copy !req
279. - For what?
- Brock!Copy !req
280. - Dear God!
- Freak!Copy !req
281. Take it! Die! Die! Die!Copy !req
282. So... how was he?Copy !req
283. - How was who?
- Aw, come on!Copy !req
284. I shook his hand!
It's all fat and stubby!Copy !req
285. He must have, like, a huge mushroom
down there!Copy !req
286. So, does he have a smurf
living in it or what?Copy !req
287. - What's gotten into you?
- Got into me?Copy !req
288. I know what got into you!Copy !req
289. And that's what got into me!Copy !req
290. You don't deserve to be jealous!Copy !req
291. I gave you every chance in the world!Copy !req
292. I'm not jealous! I'm pissed!Copy !req
293. You said you were gonna wait till—Copy !req
294. No! You said we were gonna wait!Copy !req
295. I don't have to take this.Copy !req
296. That's because you already took it.Copy !req
297. In the...Copy !req
298. lap!Copy !req
299. From...Copy !req
300. not me!Copy !req
301. Go, Team Venture.Copy !req
302. Attention! There has been a hull breach!Copy !req
303. That's Pop! He's alive!Copy !req
304. - Danger!
- Daddy?Copy !req
305. Brock, come to the bridge immediately!Copy !req
306. Pelligro!Copy !req
307. I am now repeating,
there has been a hull breach!Copy !req
308. This is serious!Copy !req
309. Now, what do we have here?Copy !req
310. What is this, Tang?Copy !req
311. They still smell of my salty leavings.Copy !req
312. - Doc?
- What?Copy !req
313. Where have you been all day?Copy !req
314. There was a little
accident in the cargo bay.Copy !req
315. No matter. I need you to get
suited up and repair a hole...Copy !req
316. in this hunk of junk
my dad left to the world.Copy !req
317. - Yeah, OK, fine.
- I'm going with him.Copy !req
318. It could be...Copy !req
319. dangerous out there.Copy !req
320. Great.Copy !req
321. Oh, fine, Dad.
Blame me.Copy !req
322. Blame Rusty.Copy !req
323. But who's fault is this?Copy !req
324. Oh, God, it's mine.Copy !req
325. Sir, you have plucked the flower
of the woman I love.Copy !req
326. I trust you will do
the right and noble thing.Copy !req
327. She will make a fine wife.Copy !req
328. Her father invented the "Mr. Mouth" game,
so she's an heiress.Copy !req
329. You two should be quite comfortable.Copy !req
330. It's really my fault.Copy !req
331. I should have been more attentive to her...Copy !req
332. carnal needs,
but to be fair, I must warn you...Copy !req
333. if you harm a hair
on her sweet little head, I will...Copy !req
334. No, wait!Copy !req
335. How inappropriate!Copy !req
336. Don't do—Copy !req
337. Wait! Stop! Look!Copy !req
338. I fixed it!Copy !req
339. - Dad!
- Daddy!Copy !req
340. - We thought you were dead!
- You're alive!Copy !req
341. OK, boys.
Let's take it easy.Copy !req
342. See, crybaby?
Told you he was alive.Copy !req
343. Oh, man! What is it like to
be such a huge liar, huh?Copy !req
344. "I'm all super-scared
of Phantom Space Man!"Copy !req
345. Oh, that's it, bookworm!Copy !req
346. Oh, fantastic.Copy !req
347. I'll just slip into this little number,
and we can get out of here.Copy !req
348. No need to say good-bye.
I'll let them thank me later.Copy !req
349. Good Lord, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
350. Let me in!Copy !req
351. Not until you apologize.Copy !req
352. Oh, you're kidding me!
I can't feel my right side!Copy !req
353. I'm going to die out here!Copy !req
354. I'm waiting.Copy !req
355. That's good soup.Copy !req