1. - 911?
- Please, Rocky is killing people!Copy !req
2. - It's Rocky!
- Sir, calm down.Copy !req
3. Now, where are you?Copy !req
4. It's a big movie theater on Main.Copy !req
5. Oh, my God, Rocky has a knife!Copy !req
6. You're watching "Rocky"?Copy !req
7. - Rocky what? "Rocky 4" with Ivan Drago?
- Horror!Copy !req
8. Another baffling mystery successfully
solved by the best family in the universe.Copy !req
9. Whatever, keep it moving.Copy !req
10. These shoes are wreaking havoc
on my heel spurs.Copy !req
11. I just can't believe
the Phantom of the Cineplex...Copy !req
12. was Old Man Johnson all along.Copy !req
13. What I can't figure out is why he did it.Copy !req
14. Apparently to screw your father out of
yet another commission—Copy !req
15. because you don't need a $100,000
spectral analytical ectoplasmic locator...Copy !req
16. to catch a jackass in a rubber mask!Copy !req
17. Doc, you OK?
What the hell is that?Copy !req
18. It's nothing, Brock.Copy !req
19. Probably a hernia—I've had it forever.Copy !req
20. It'll pop back in in a few hours,
always does.Copy !req
21. Oh, Doc, what the f...Copy !req
22. Get back on the X-1.Copy !req
23. We're taking you to a hospital, stat!Copy !req
24. Brock, will you stop worrying
for once and—Copy !req
25. This is serious.Copy !req
26. You can say that again.Copy !req
27. Dad's becoming a real fatty.Copy !req
28. No, Hank!
I think Pop is... pregnant!Copy !req
29. Medic!Copy !req
30. What's this?
Another one?Copy !req
31. Were you guys at
"The Rocky Horror Show"?Copy !req
32. Yeah. Could you please help him?Copy !req
33. Orderly.Copy !req
34. Put him in O.R. three.Copy !req
35. The O.R. is all full, Doctor,
and they just keep coming!Copy !req
36. The Cineplex just called.Copy !req
37. They found a few more
in the projection booth!Copy !req
38. OK.Copy !req
39. You'll have to put him in Maternity.Copy !req
40. Maternity?Copy !req
41. You weren't kidding, Deano.Copy !req
42. Pop really is having a baby.Copy !req
43. I think I need a cigarette.Copy !req
44. I'm sorry, sir, medical personnel only
beyond this point.Copy !req
45. I'm staying with him.Copy !req
46. I go where he goes.Copy !req
47. You must be his partner then.Copy !req
48. Not really, it's more like I work for him.Copy !req
49. Wait a minute! No!Copy !req
50. Look, you two, I'm dying in here.Copy !req
51. Have you heard anything
from Dr. Girlfriend?Copy !req
52. We've been calling her every hour,
and we keep getting her machine.Copy !req
53. Did you try the cellular phone?Copy !req
54. Yeah, we followed your
instructions to the letter.Copy !req
55. It's just that—Copy !req
56. Have you destroyed
the giant cocoon headquarters?Copy !req
57. Not yet.Copy !req
58. Have you sent the charred remains
of Wonderboy...Copy !req
59. to his beloved Captain Sunshine?Copy !req
60. - Yes.
- Rewound and returned...Copy !req
61. the director's cut of "Working Girl"?Copy !req
62. We tried, but—Copy !req
63. Unleashed the herpes-smeared sexbots
upon the traitorous members of the Guild?Copy !req
64. - Yep.
- Filled Phantom Limb's garage...Copy !req
65. with clingy, static-charged
Styrofoam packing peanuts?Copy !req
66. No.Copy !req
67. Sent apology letters to each
of my sponsored Ugandan foster children?Copy !req
68. - Check!
- Have you...Copy !req
69. killed the Venture brothers?Copy !req
70. I don't know.Copy !req
71. It might be nice to have
a little brother or sister.Copy !req
72. How are we supposed
to go on adventures...Copy !req
73. With some little crumb-snatcher
tagging along?Copy !req
74. And how's Brock gonna look all cool...Copy !req
75. if he has to wear one of those harnesses
on his chest?Copy !req
76. Oh, God, it's Rocky!Copy !req
77. - No! Not again!
- Well...Copy !req
78. Has Pop...Copy !req
79. - had it yet?
- Not yet, Dean.Copy !req
80. Don't you worry, though.Copy !req
81. Your dad's a...Copy !req
82. tough little dude.Copy !req
83. He's gonna pull through.Copy !req
84. Listen, there's no use in you two
hanging around.Copy !req
85. I want you to take a taxi
back to the compound.Copy !req
86. I called Dr. Orpheus.
He's gonna look after you.Copy !req
87. Who wants pizza rolls?Copy !req
88. Thanks, Dr. O.Copy !req
89. Hey, what's the green stuff?Copy !req
90. That's chai tea, Hank.Copy !req
91. I've been receiving a steady shipment of it
ever since I saved the emperor...Copy !req
92. from an army of clay samurai warriors.Copy !req
93. Oh. It's good!Copy !req
94. I think it tastes a bit like Play-doh,
but Pumpkin adores it.Copy !req
95. Is, uh... she coming home tonight?Copy !req
96. Wouldn't you like to know.Copy !req
97. She's attending
an electronic music recital.Copy !req
98. She will be arriving home near midnight...Copy !req
99. I suspect smelling mysteriously of cloves.Copy !req
100. Do you know when we can go back home?Copy !req
101. Mr. Samson seemed vague about that,
but it could be quite awhile.Copy !req
102. So, I suggest that you get comfy.Copy !req
103. There is a television
behind the El Greco.Copy !req
104. Sadly, the remote has vanished
from the material sphere...Copy !req
105. so it's stuck on Animal Planet.Copy !req
106. Thanks, Dr. O.Copy !req
107. I'm sure we'll be fine.Copy !req
108. Good night, you princes of Venture,
you kings of sleepovers.Copy !req
109. Well, I have good news.Copy !req
110. - Oh, thank—
- And bad news.Copy !req
111. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
112. OK, fine.Copy !req
113. Hit me with it.
Don't soft soap me.Copy !req
114. Give it to me straight.
I can take it.Copy !req
115. The good news is
the operation was a success.Copy !req
116. We were able to remove
the entire tumor...Copy !req
117. from your midsection.Copy !req
118. See, you big worrywart.Copy !req
119. What's the bad news?Copy !req
120. I...Copy !req
121. Oh, jeez...Copy !req
122. This is really hard.Copy !req
123. Oh, God.Copy !req
124. It's the big "C," isn't it?
You did this to me!Copy !req
125. All that secondhand smoke!Copy !req
126. You should be the one in this bed, mister!Copy !req
127. No, no, no, Dr. Venture.Copy !req
128. The tumor was benign.Copy !req
129. It's just that...Copy !req
130. Well, uh, we cannot find it.Copy !req
131. What do you mean you can't find it?Copy !req
132. Well, we took it out, and I don't know.Copy !req
133. When I finished sewing you up,
I turned around, and it was just gone.Copy !req
134. Gone.Copy !req
135. Well...Copy !req
136. I want a second opinion.Copy !req
137. Oh, wait—I'm a doctor!Copy !req
138. I can give myself one!Copy !req
139. You suck, and I'm leaving.Copy !req
140. This is how it's always gonna be.Copy !req
141. What do you mean?Copy !req
142. Now that Dad has a brand-new baby,
he's not gonna want us hanging around.Copy !req
143. I'll bet he just leaves us here.Copy !req
144. You're crazy.
Dad would never do that.Copy !req
145. Well, I, for one,
ain't gonna stick around to find out.Copy !req
146. I'm out of here.Copy !req
147. I'm not gonna play second banana fiddle
to some stupid ol' baby!Copy !req
148. Well, not me.Copy !req
149. I'm staying right here.Copy !req
150. I'll be sleeping in a room
right next to Triana.Copy !req
151. And then she'll hear, like,
thunder or something...Copy !req
152. and she'll run into my room
all scared and stuff.Copy !req
153. And I'll be, like, "Hush, my darling.
It's just ionized air molecules expanding."Copy !req
154. And she'll be, like, "Oh, hold me."Copy !req
155. And then I'll, like—Copy !req
156. Dude, if we stay here,
that means that we'll be Dr. Orpheus' kids.Copy !req
157. And that means Triana will be your sister.Copy !req
158. And that means you two will have
extra-retard babies.Copy !req
159. I never thought of that.Copy !req
160. All right, I'm with you.Copy !req
161. The medical board
will be getting one stern little letter...Copy !req
162. from Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture,
I can assure you.Copy !req
163. I can have quite the poison pen when I—Copy !req
164. - What?
- What?Copy !req
165. Hey, buddy,
you didn't happen to see a, uh...Copy !req
166. experimental supersonic aircraft, did you?Copy !req
167. Oh, you're kidding me!Copy !req
168. Silver...Copy !req
169. about 100 feet long.Copy !req
170. No?Copy !req
171. Nuclear engines...Copy !req
172. No?Copy !req
173. Pumpkin, you're up early...Copy !req
174. And you've changed
out of your jam-jams into...Copy !req
175. the clothes you wore last night.Copy !req
176. How frugal of you.
Did you just get home?Copy !req
177. Kim was totally plastered,
and then we were like—Copy !req
178. Sweetie, let me love you.Copy !req
179. Don't make this hard for us.Copy !req
180. Now we have the Venture twins
staying with us...Copy !req
181. and they're not in the den.Copy !req
182. I sense something is amiss.Copy !req
183. Is there something else
you forgot to tell Daddy?Copy !req
184. They ran away.Copy !req
185. They said they were going to the city
to become famous lion-tamers.Copy !req
186. Mr. Venture trusted me
with his offspring.Copy !req
187. I have failed him!Copy !req
188. For, even now, they could be in peril!Copy !req
189. Remember when I ran away?Copy !req
190. I just went to Rachel's house.Copy !req
191. So try not to embarrass them... for me.Copy !req
192. Don't worry, Pumpkin,
it is not my intention to shame them.Copy !req
193. I just have to keep them safe.Copy !req
194. I will be their shadow—Copy !req
195. Nay, their unseen guardian angel!Copy !req
196. Pumpkin, get me my cloak.Copy !req
197. Why don't you wear the—Copy !req
198. All right, fine.Copy !req
199. Get me my blue windbreaker!Copy !req
200. Dude, look on that mountain!Copy !req
201. A haunted mansion.Copy !req
202. So what?Copy !req
203. A haunted mansion!Copy !req
204. Ghosts and evil scientists and stuff.Copy !req
205. What? Am I hearing things?Copy !req
206. Am I all alone out here?Copy !req
207. Didn't you just feel the wind of freedom
ripping through your sweater vest?Copy !req
208. Can't you hear the wind calling,
little miss, little miss can't-be-wrong?Copy !req
209. We're free.Copy !req
210. We are the future.Copy !req
211. You're still thinking like the old Dean.Copy !req
212. You're right.Copy !req
213. Screw that junky old mansion!Copy !req
214. Boy, the world better watch out for us...Copy !req
215. because we're on the fast road
to now-town!Copy !req
216. Haunted castles!
Who needs 'em?Copy !req
217. Not me!Copy !req
218. Go Team—Copy !req
219. - Guys?
- Brothers?Copy !req
220. I'll tell you what the problem is...Copy !req
221. they just give Ph.D.s out in India.Copy !req
222. The medical schools
over there are like Apex Tech...Copy !req
223. with bigger bugs.Copy !req
224. You should have stayed
at the hospital, Doc.Copy !req
225. Just put me on the bed.Copy !req
226. And bring up the big TV.Copy !req
227. Oh, and can you fluff up the husband?Copy !req
228. There you go.Copy !req
229. Here's the clicker,
here's H.E.L.P.eR.'s remote.Copy !req
230. I'm gonna go downstairs,
make you some soup.Copy !req
231. What would I do without you, Brock?Copy !req
232. You would have died.Copy !req
233. Oh, Brock, don't forget the big TV
when you come back up.Copy !req
234. And maybe a couple
of my special aspirins...Copy !req
235. and some applesauce,
ginger ale, a couple more blankets...Copy !req
236. the "New York Times,"
Britney records...Copy !req
237. What the?Copy !req
238. Doc, we've got a problem.Copy !req
239. I want you to stay put.Copy !req
240. There's someone in the compound.Copy !req
241. Yeah, what about the big TV?Copy !req
242. What'll it be, sugar?Copy !req
243. The flask of sugar seems to be filled,
but your concern has been noted.Copy !req
244. Now, please stand to the side.Copy !req
245. You gonna order anything or not?Copy !req
246. I made the purchase of
this Homeboy figurine...Copy !req
247. from the vending machines
in your sitting room.Copy !req
248. I've had a long day.Copy !req
249. You can either order some food or leave.Copy !req
250. Fine.Copy !req
251. Now, let me see.Copy !req
252. No, no.Copy !req
253. I will have a tonic.Copy !req
254. What kind of tonic?Copy !req
255. Moxie.Copy !req
256. We don't have that.Copy !req
257. Birch beer.Copy !req
258. Nope.Copy !req
259. The pancakes, please.Copy !req
260. And, yes, I know what time it is.Copy !req
261. I'll be having them for lunch.Copy !req
262. Pretty cool, right?Copy !req
263. And you?Copy !req
264. And the gentleman will be having
the lamb dinner...Copy !req
265. and a side of whatever disco fries are.Copy !req
266. Mr. Pibb?Copy !req
267. Tell me you have Mr. Pibb.Copy !req
268. Grape, orange, or cola?Copy !req
269. Grape.Copy !req
270. That waitress was totally into me.Copy !req
271. She knows a good deal when she sees it.Copy !req
272. I might let her kick the tires
of the old Hank machine.Copy !req
273. Me, ah!Copy !req
274. I got a girl back home.Copy !req
275. So you can have her.Copy !req
276. Hey. Check that yokel with long hair.Copy !req
277. Oh, I think she's cute.Copy !req
278. Hello, Rusty.Copy !req
279. Daddy?Copy !req
280. What are you doing in Mommy's womb?Copy !req
281. I came to tell you, son,
there is another Venture.Copy !req
282. Why are you talking like Yoda?Copy !req
283. This is your dream, Rusty,
you tell me.Copy !req
284. Hello, Rusty.Copy !req
285. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
286. Don't you recognize me, Rusty?Copy !req
287. It's been a while, I know.Copy !req
288. I get it, you're supposed
to be my father, right?Copy !req
289. - I'm still dreaming.
- This is no dream.Copy !req
290. Fine—hallucination—whatever.Copy !req
291. I must be still woozy from
the painkillers, though.Copy !req
292. I got your head all wrong.Copy !req
293. Forty-three years ago...Copy !req
294. you tried to kill me.Copy !req
295. Forty-three years ago I wasn't even—Copy !req
296. I'll give you a hint.Copy !req
297. We used to share a rather cramped
little one-bedroom...Copy !req
298. down on Mommy Street.Copy !req
299. Is that my oven?Copy !req
300. And that bit there—Copy !req
301. That's the capacitator from my robot!Copy !req
302. Just what is going on here, mister?Copy !req
303. Consider these bits of crap I've stolen...Copy !req
304. the first small installments
of what you owe me, Rusty.Copy !req
305. That's OK, Rusty,Copy !req
306. I've waited this long.Copy !req
307. I can wait a few minutes more.Copy !req
308. Hey, boy.Copy !req
309. Why don't you get a haircut?Copy !req
310. You hear me, boy?Copy !req
311. Are you deaf,
or are you just a faggot?Copy !req
312. May I suggest that you two gentlemen
take your local color elsewhere?Copy !req
313. You're drawing undesirable attention
to my presence.Copy !req
314. What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
315. You're wearing pantyhose.Copy !req
316. - What?
- He is...Copy !req
317. 'cause he's a gay-boy.Copy !req
318. Consider this your final warning.Copy !req
319. You do not know the risk you are taking.Copy !req
320. For a whisper from my lips
could open your mind...Copy !req
321. to a world of arcane tortures.Copy !req
322. Faggot.Copy !req
323. Check, please.Copy !req
324. Brock, come in, Brock.Copy !req
325. Your beloved Brock
won't be saving you this time.Copy !req
326. I've already seen to that.Copy !req
327. Go ahead, try and hurt me, mister,
because you're not getting in here.Copy !req
328. Those walls are solid ste—Copy !req
329. Oh, you just don't get it,
do you, Rusty?Copy !req
330. You can't escape me.Copy !req
331. I know all your tricks.Copy !req
332. Do you know that you were doing fifteen
on a sixty-five-mile-per-hour highway?Copy !req
333. We did not, officer.Copy !req
334. But if you call our father,
he should be able to clear all this up.Copy !req
335. Dean!Copy !req
336. We don't have a father anymore.Copy !req
337. All right, what's going on here?Copy !req
338. And what are those?Copy !req
339. Hover-bikes.Copy !req
340. Where do kids like you get hover-bikes,
selling weed to classmates, huh?Copy !req
341. Get 'em hooked early, right?Copy !req
342. Nothing like a steady customer.Copy !req
343. Which reminds me,
shouldn't you boys be in school right now?Copy !req
344. We don't go to school.Copy !req
345. We have a bed that
teaches us everything.Copy !req
346. Oh, I get it now...Copy !req
347. dust head.Copy !req
348. Let's get off the floating chopper.Copy !req
349. He's not a dusty head.Copy !req
350. We really do have beds equipped
with audio-suggestive learning aids.Copy !req
351. Dabbling in super-science, eh?Copy !req
352. All right, you two,
I know just the place for boys like you.Copy !req
353. Oh, dear.Copy !req
354. Help us!Copy !req
355. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
356. Who else?Copy !req
357. I'm your brother, Rusty.Copy !req
358. Your twin brother.Copy !req
359. That's impossible. I don't have a—Copy !req
360. You sucker-punched me in the womb.Copy !req
361. I've been inside you all your life—Copy !req
362. watching, listening, planning, waiting.Copy !req
363. You jerry-rigged my body.Copy !req
364. That's why I have all these blackouts.Copy !req
365. I thought it was the pills.Copy !req
366. Your body's a mess.Copy !req
367. It's become absolutely uninhabitable.Copy !req
368. Yeah, well, I don't remember
asking you to live in me.Copy !req
369. Wait a minute!Copy !req
370. You're why I've been having
all these F-ed up dreams.Copy !req
371. You're probably why
I lost my hair, too, aren't you?Copy !req
372. You stole my hair!Copy !req
373. You're probably wondering
why you're here.Copy !req
374. You're here because you done
up too many times!Copy !req
375. You think you're hot
in a champagne glass...Copy !req
376. but you're really
cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!Copy !req
377. And if you keep up
like you been doing...Copy !req
378. this is where you're headed.Copy !req
379. That's funny to you, right?Copy !req
380. 'Cause you're so bad?Copy !req
381. I know your type.Copy !req
382. You think I'll just get me a costume,
rip off the neighborhood kids.Copy !req
383. Next thing you know,
you've got a jet shaped like a skull...Copy !req
384. with lasers on the front.Copy !req
385. This is totally gay.Copy !req
386. What?
Think this is gay, huh?Copy !req
387. Is that what you said,
you scrawny piece of?Copy !req
388. Oh, this isn't gay.Copy !req
389. But King Gorilla over there is.Copy !req
390. And I'll bet he just can't wait to snap off
a piece of your in his.Copy !req
391. You! Get up!Copy !req
392. I said get the up!Copy !req
393. - What's your name?
- Dean Vent—Copy !req
394. Your name is bitch!
And I own you.Copy !req
395. You're property!Copy !req
396. And when I'm tired of having sex...Copy !req
397. with every hole God drilled
in your slender frame...Copy !req
398. King Gorilla, you got a cigarette?Copy !req
399. There.Copy !req
400. I just sold you for a cigarette—Copy !req
401. And I don't smoke!Copy !req
402. Holy!Copy !req
403. You're Dean Venture!Copy !req
404. King, I gotta buy my bitch back.
Here's your cigarette.Copy !req
405. You. Give me a dollar.Copy !req
406. H.E.L.P.eR.!Copy !req
407. H.E.L.P.eR., listen to me.Copy !req
408. Doc's in trouble.
I need you to drive my car.Copy !req
409. You can fly the X-1,
but you don't know how to drive stick?Copy !req
410. That's great, now punch it.Copy !req
411. I'll navigate.Copy !req
412. No, H.E.L.P.eR., it's the—
it's the right one and—Copy !req
413. it's a pedal!Copy !req
414. It's on the floor!Copy !req
415. Reverse, H.E.L.P.eR., reverse!Copy !req
416. OK, right.Copy !req
417. Right, H.E.L.P.eR.Copy !req
418. No, my right!Copy !req
419. I wish I had a program
like this when I was young...Copy !req
420. someone to tell me to knock off
all the evil science.Copy !req
421. Man, I was just like you.Copy !req
422. Then one day...Copy !req
423. a vat of super-heated plasma
blew up in my face...Copy !req
424. What the are you boys doing
in the big house?Copy !req
425. Well, our dad had a baby,
so we ran away.Copy !req
426. And then we got arrested
for not speeding enough.Copy !req
427. You shouldn't even be alive.Copy !req
428. - Huh?
- I put out a hit on you.Copy !req
429. Super-sorry.Copy !req
430. But, you know, I'm in
motherprison here.Copy !req
431. My life is.Copy !req
432. Dr. Girlfriend left me.Copy !req
433. Why would you want to kill us?Copy !req
434. Because she needs her space!Copy !req
435. Like I didn't give her space!Copy !req
436. She had the whole cocoon!Copy !req
437. Now I'm gonna show you all
what it feels like...Copy !req
438. to be a victim of super-villainy.Copy !req
439. Give me your shoes.Copy !req
440. I said get those
mothershoes off...Copy !req
441. and throw them here!Copy !req
442. Now, give me your wallet.Copy !req
443. There!
How does that feel?Copy !req
444. How does what feel?Copy !req
445. I just took your wallet!Copy !req
446. Still want to be a super-villain?Copy !req
447. Well, I do now.
You have my wallet.Copy !req
448. Stand back, or so help me,
I'll blast you to kingdom come!Copy !req
449. Please.Copy !req
450. You couldn't blast me to
kingdom three-feet-from-here...Copy !req
451. with that thing.Copy !req
452. But this, on the other hand,
will incinerate you where you stand.Copy !req
453. Nice try, junior, but I
know you're bluffing.Copy !req
454. I never got that stupid thing to work.Copy !req
455. You, no. But I did.Copy !req
456. You see, I was meant to be the son
of the late, great Jonas Venture.Copy !req
457. I'm superior to you in every way.Copy !req
458. Every way?
Check the mirror.Copy !req
459. You look like a talking fist
sticking out of an oven.Copy !req
460. You stole my life from me.Copy !req
461. Well, guess what, Rusty...Copy !req
462. I'm taking yours,
and I'm claiming my birthright.Copy !req
463. The Venture empire is mine!Copy !req
464. I'm in for murder!Copy !req
465. You boys don't want to end up in here.Copy !req
466. This place is full of animals.Copy !req
467. I don't mean King Gorilla, Hank.Copy !req
468. I mean, this place will chew you up
and spit you out.Copy !req
469. No, I'm not talking
about Mecha Mouth, Hank.Copy !req
470. Oh, this was a big mistake.Copy !req
471. - A, right!Copy !req
472. This is all wrong.Copy !req
473. You boys are the
Venture brothers!Copy !req
474. You've had your little adventure,
go the hell home.Copy !req
475. that!Copy !req
476. Hank Venture, what is wrong with you?Copy !req
477. You're changing into
an extra-bad person.Copy !req
478. Do you even know how many baby angels
you just killed by saying that?Copy !req
479. Oh, my glory!Copy !req
480. You're right!Copy !req
481. What's happening to us?Copy !req
482. We searched for freedom,Copy !req
483. And it landed us in jail.Copy !req
484. I bet Dad's worried sick.Copy !req
485. And Brock—he loves you, Hank,
I just know it.Copy !req
486. Oh, this is just gay.Copy !req
487. Look, I gotta get back to yelling
at regular kids, all right?Copy !req
488. Brock! Wait!Copy !req
489. Don't!Copy !req
490. He tried to kill you, Doc.Copy !req
491. I know, but...Copy !req
492. He's my... brother.Copy !req
493. You're in shock, Doc.
Let me handle this.Copy !req
494. Brock, seriously.Copy !req
495. Samson, I'm giving you an order.Copy !req
496. You're my bodyguard, right?Copy !req
497. Well, he came out of my body.Copy !req
498. So, you'd be violating your primary—Copy !req
499. Yeah, yeah, I get it, Doc.Copy !req
500. Looks like botched attempted fratricide
runs in the family.Copy !req
501. So, does this mean we're even now?Copy !req
502. Oh, not by a long shot, Rusty.Copy !req
503. I think you owe me somethingCopy !req
504. for forty-three years of hell.Copy !req
505. Fine. Whatever. I'll give you the old
Venture compound on Spider-Skull Island.Copy !req
506. Just, please,
stop calling me Rusty.Copy !req
507. I haven't been called that
since I was out of college.Copy !req
508. Wait a minute.Copy !req
509. What do I call you?Copy !req
510. Jonas.Copy !req
511. Jonas Venture, Junior.Copy !req
512. Hello!Copy !req
513. My apologies, Dr. Venture.Copy !req
514. I'm loathe to intrude
while you're entertaining...Copy !req
515. guests...Copy !req
516. but there's a matter that needs
your urgent attention.Copy !req
517. What is...Copy !req
518. That's Doc's deformed twin brother
he absorbed in the womb...Copy !req
519. who's come back for revenge,
but now they've made up, so...Copy !req
520. Fine, take the busted up chifforobe.Copy !req
521. That's fair.
And you can have the X-2.Copy !req
522. The boat? What do I need the boat for?Copy !req
523. OK, take it easy.Copy !req
524. What else do you want?Copy !req
525. Do you want Dean?
You can have Dean.Copy !req
526. He can carry you on his back
like Masterblaster.Copy !req
527. What's with the low-speed chase?Copy !req
528. Come now, Mr. Venture...Copy !req
529. I think your boys have suffered
enough embarrassment...Copy !req
530. what with being bailed out of prison
by the rumble-bumble likes of us.Copy !req
531. I figure letting the boys drive ahead
might return an ounce...Copy !req
532. of their well-earned independence.Copy !req
533. For the folly of youth has—Copy !req
534. Fine!Copy !req
535. I can't believe we
have a new baby uncle!Copy !req
536. Every Christmas,
he's probably gonna give us...Copy !req
537. a Jovan Musk gift pack.Copy !req
538. And we'll have to pretend he's not
all creepy-looking.Copy !req
539. Oh, I'll bet we're gonna
have to kiss him!Copy !req
540. Right? Dude, did you shake his hand?Copy !req
541. It was like shaking hands
with a chicken dinner.Copy !req
542. That's all of them but
"kill the Venture brothers."Copy !req
543. So, if you see a place
we can get ammo for this, pull over.Copy !req
544. I think the Monarch
meant that metaphorically.Copy !req
545. What have you got here?Copy !req
546. That's a Homeboy.Copy !req
547. But be careful.Copy !req
548. That houses the souls
of two foul-mouthed rednecks!Copy !req
549. Oh, my hair's in my goggles again.Copy !req
550. I can't see squat!Copy !req
551. I'm so sick of you complaining.Copy !req
552. That's it, next salon we see,
you're getting a trim.Copy !req
553. I'm growing a ponytail.Copy !req
554. Hold on.Copy !req
555. I'm gonna ask those kids
on the mini bikes up there.Copy !req
556. Where can we get a haircut?Copy !req
557. And ammo for this?Copy !req
558. Hey, you're on the stick shift!Copy !req
559. I can't see the road!Copy !req
560. Two angels are plucked
from the heavenly skyCopy !req
561. In an instant they're goneCopy !req
562. In the blink of an eyeCopy !req
563. If you listen close you'll hearCopy !req
564. Cherubs cryCopy !req
565. OhCopy !req
566. Look away...Copy !req
567. No!Copy !req
568. All right, get their clothes.Copy !req