1. Do you remember that, uh,Copy !req
2. little mansion
just outside the city limits?Copy !req
3. Where we—
Yeah.Copy !req
4. Yeah, well, it turns out the wine cellar
was untouched.Copy !req
5. Picked up a few cases
of your favorite Bordeaux.Copy !req
6. Hm.Copy !req
7. Ah, that's an exaggeration.
I don't drink too much.Copy !req
8. You know, I work hard all day.Copy !req
9. I—Copy !req
10. - Why would you even say that?Copy !req
11. When's it supposed to happen?Copy !req
12. This... apocalypse.Copy !req
13. I can't give you the exact hour, but...Copy !req
14. from what I could gather,
we have four days left.Copy !req
15. Why didn't you say something sooner?Copy !req
16. It wouldn't have mattered.
- Of course it would.Copy !req
17. We could've banded together
and helped you try to stop this thing.Copy !req
18. For the record, you already tried.Copy !req
19. What do you mean?Copy !req
20. I found all of you.Copy !req
21. Your bodies.Copy !req
22. We die?Copy !req
23. Horribly.Copy !req
24. You were together,Copy !req
25. trying to stop whoever it was
that ends the world.Copy !req
26. Wait, how do you know that?Copy !req
27. This was clutched in your dead hand
when I found you.Copy !req
28. Must've ripped it out of their head
right before you went down.Copy !req
29. Whose head?Copy !req
30. Like I said, I don't know.Copy !req
31. Well, there's a serial number on the back.Copy !req
32. - Think maybe you could try—
No, that's a dead end.Copy !req
33. It's just another hunk of glass.Copy !req
34. Piece of shit.Copy !req
35. - Do you have any idea what you just did?Copy !req
36. Nope, let me—
Get your ape hands off of me!Copy !req
37. I can do this as long
as it takes you to calm down.Copy !req
38. Fine.Copy !req
39. Now, wanna tell us
what you're talkin' about?Copy !req
40. Our brother's been pretty busy
since he got back.Copy !req
41. He was in the middle of that shootout
at Griddy's,Copy !req
42. and then at Gimble Brothers,Copy !req
43. after the guys in masks
attacked the Academy,Copy !req
44. looking for him.Copy !req
45. None of which is any of your concern.Copy !req
46. It is now.
They just killed my friend.Copy !req
47. Who are they, Five?Copy !req
48. They work for my former employer.Copy !req
49. A woman called The Handler.Copy !req
50. She sent them...
to stop me.Copy !req
51. Then, soon as Diego's friend
got in their way,Copy !req
52. well, fair game.Copy !req
53. And now they're my fair game.Copy !req
54. And I'm gonna see to it they pay.Copy !req
55. That would be a mistake, Diego.Copy !req
56. They've killed people
far more dangerous than you.Copy !req
57. Yeah, we'll see about that.Copy !req
58. Former employer?
What's this really about?Copy !req
59. And don't give me any of this "It's none
of your business" crap, all right?Copy !req
60. Well, it's a long story.Copy !req
61. Who the hell are you?
I'm here to help.Copy !req
62. Tell me why I shouldn't put
a bullet through your head right now!Copy !req
63. Because...Copy !req
64. if you did,Copy !req
65. you wouldn't hear the offer
I'm about to make you.Copy !req
66. Which would be rather tragic,
given your...Copy !req
67. current circumstances.Copy !req
68. I work
for an organization called the Commission.Copy !req
69. We are tasked with the preservation
of the time continuumCopy !req
70. through manipulation and removals.Copy !req
71. I don't understand.Copy !req
72. Sometimes, people...
make choices that alter time.Copy !req
73. Free will, don't get me started.Copy !req
74. When that happens,
we dispatch one of our agents to...Copy !req
75. eliminate the threat.Copy !req
76. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
77. You misunderstand me.Copy !req
78. You're not a target.Copy !req
79. You're a recruit.Copy !req
80. I've come to offer you a job, Number Five.Copy !req
81. We've had our eye on you
for quite some time.Copy !req
82. And we think you have a lot of potential.Copy !req
83. Your survival skills have made you
quite a celebrity back at headquarters.Copy !req
84. That and your ability
to jump through time.Copy !req
85. You saying that I...Copy !req
86. I could actually leave here?Copy !req
87. Go... Go back?Copy !req
88. In return for five years of service.Copy !req
89. Once your contract is done,Copy !req
90. you can retire to the time and place
of your choosingCopy !req
91. with a pension plan to boot.Copy !req
92. If you can alter time,Copy !req
93. why not just stop all of this
from ever happening?Copy !req
94. That's quite impossible,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
95. You see...Copy !req
96. all of this,Copy !req
97. it was supposed to happen.Copy !req
98. That's insane. The end of everything?Copy !req
99. Not everything.Copy !req
100. Just the end of...Copy !req
101. something.
So...Copy !req
102. do we have an agreement?Copy !req
103. They turned me into
the perfect instrumentCopy !req
104. for rehabilitation of the time continuum.Copy !req
105. Or "corrections,"
as they called them.Copy !req
106. I wasn't the only one.
There are others like me.Copy !req
107. Beings out of time, fractured,Copy !req
108. extracted from the lives that they knew.Copy !req
109. I don't know how they got there.Copy !req
110. But I do know
that none of them were as good as me.Copy !req
111. Dallas Love Field,
the Dallas-Fort Worth area broadcastersCopy !req
112. bring you a special descriptionCopy !req
113. of the arrival
of President John F. Kennedy.Copy !req
114. And the crowd yells,
and the president of the United States...Copy !req
115. to get
another view of the presidentCopy !req
116. as he and his First Lady
depart Love Field.Copy !req
117. The presidential car moving out.Copy !req
118. The president and First Lady...
head out for downtown Dallas,Copy !req
119. where thousands should already be
on the street right now...Copy !req
120. They didn't realize it,
but I was biding my time,Copy !req
121. trying to figure out the right equation
so I could get back.Copy !req
122. If I could just get back,
I knew I could stop the apocalypse.Copy !req
123. Save the world.Copy !req
124. Dallas policeCopy !req
125. out here in force today,Copy !req
126. doing a beautiful job
of handling the crowdCopy !req
127. along with a contingent of Texas Rangers.Copy !req
128. So I broke my contract.Copy !req
129. it'll turn on Houston Street...
and go past...Copy !req
130. Oh...Copy !req
131. - What...Copy !req
132. What is it?Copy !req
133. Looks like some sort
of temporal anomaly.Copy !req
134. - Out of the way!
What are you doing?Copy !req
135. Wait!Copy !req
136. - [whooshes, clangs]
no coincidenceCopy !req
137. that remarkable security measures
are in effect,Copy !req
138. checking the routes of travel
of the people with the president.Copy !req
139. Everything and anything involving...Copy !req
140. has been checked,
rechecked, and then checked again.Copy !req
141. Wait!
Whoa, whoa, wait!Copy !req
142. Everyone, behind me.Copy !req
143. without exhaustive
security investigation.Copy !req
144. The presidential suite
has been examined, and...Copy !req
145. until the president's
security and safety are confirmed...Copy !req
146. The shot appears to have come
from a grassy knoll...Copy !req
147. near the street
where the motorcade was moving.Copy !req
148. They shot the president!
He is dead.Copy !req
149. The president is dead.Copy !req
150. So...Copy !req
151. you were a hit man?Copy !req
152. Yes.Copy !req
153. Uh... I mean, you had a code, right?Copy !req
154. You didn't kill just anybody.Copy !req
155. No code.Copy !req
156. We took out anyone
who messed with the time line.Copy !req
157. What about innocent people?Copy !req
158. It was the only way I could get back here.Copy !req
159. - But that's murder.
- Jesus, Luther, grow up.Copy !req
160. We're not kids anymore.Copy !req
161. There's no such thing as good guys
or bad guys.Copy !req
162. There's just people,
goin' about their lives.Copy !req
163. But when the world ends,
all those people die,Copy !req
164. including our family.Copy !req
165. Time changes everything.Copy !req
166. It's not here.Copy !req
167. Maybe the junkie took it.Copy !req
168. No shit. Any other brilliant insights
you wanna throw at me?Copy !req
169. - Yeah, I got a couple.Copy !req
170. "Violation code 6870-4A,
unauthorized round-trip travel to 1968.Copy !req
171. Explanation required."Copy !req
172. Shit, the junkie.Copy !req
173. What the hell does he think this is?Copy !req
174. - A travel agency?Copy !req
175. Damn it, Hazel.Copy !req
176. I know. If we don't get that case back
soon, we're screwed.Copy !req
177. We wouldn't be if you stuck to protocol
and carried the briefcase with you.Copy !req
178. Well,
maybe if you carried it once in a while,Copy !req
179. we wouldn't have this problem!Copy !req
180. My physical therapist isn't even coveredCopy !req
181. by insurance.
You don't hear me complaining!Copy !req
182. Oh, so this is you suffering in silence.Copy !req
183. - Can we not do this now?
- [Cha-Cha] Fine.Copy !req
184. We need to get backCopy !req
185. to that family compound
and find that junkie.Copy !req
186. Are you serious?
We barely got out alive last time.Copy !req
187. We can't go back until we know
what we're dealing with.Copy !req
188. I'll do some digging on the family
while you look for that junkie.Copy !req
189. - Let's get our briefcase.
- Fine.Copy !req
190. - Hey.
Morning.Copy !req
191. Hey, nice scarf.Copy !req
192. - Are you wearing makeup?
Just a little.Copy !req
193. Damn.Copy !req
194. What's wrong?
I ran out of my meds yesterday.Copy !req
195. I usually keep my refill
in my butter container,Copy !req
196. - but all I seem to have is butter, so...
Well, I brought you a surprise.Copy !req
197. Bomboloni, from Petrola's bakery.Copy !req
198. - Just like when we were kids.
- That is so sweet, but...Copy !req
199. I'm gonna save it,
'cause I'm meeting Leonard for breakfast.Copy !req
200. Flowers yesterday, brunch this morning.Copy !req
201. You're really jumpin' in with both feet.Copy !req
202. What's wrong with that?
- Well, how well do you know him?Copy !req
203. Well, enough to get breakfast,
if that's what you're asking.
It's just, after yesterday, I don't...Copy !req
204. I have a bad feeling.Copy !req
205. Allison.Copy !req
206. I haven't seen you in 12 years,Copy !req
207. and all of a sudden
you're giving me dating advice?Copy !req
208. I'm still your sister, and I am concerned
about you... and him.Copy !req
209. What are you concerned about?Copy !req
210. Leonard seems perfectly charming,
perfectly thoughtful.Copy !req
211. Perfect, really.Copy !req
212. But I've been around long enough to know
that when something seems too perfect,Copy !req
213. it's usually anything but.Copy !req
214. Like a woman who's based her whole life
on rumors.Copy !req
215. Some people actually mean what they say.Copy !req
216. Uh... Vanya!Copy !req
217. Hey. Whew.Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. Nothing. You just seem happy.Copy !req
220. Well, honestly, I feel the best
I have felt in a long time.Copy !req
221. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
222. I mean, it's crazy.
I've been on this medication since...Copy !req
223. I can't even remember.Copy !req
224. And I ran out yesterday, and I feel great.Copy !req
225. If you feel better without it,
then why bother even taking it?Copy !req
226. Oh, speaking of drugs,
I got you a cup of coffee.Copy !req
227. Oh, thanks. Allison came by earlier
and brought me one.Copy !req
228. Think I'm good.Copy !req
229. Well, you two are spending
a lot of quality time together, huh?Copy !req
230. Hmm, sort of.Copy !req
231. We haven't seen each other in years.Copy !req
232. Ever since she's been back,
she's been...Copy !req
233. - trying to be a big sister.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
234. Even though we're the same age.
You are?Copy !req
235. We were all born the same day.
- Oh, right. Right.Copy !req
236. The, uh... uh, whole umbrella thing.Copy !req
237. I forgot that.Copy !req
238. - That must've been weird.
You have no idea.Copy !req
239. I mean, no birthday boy,
no birthday girl, just birthday kids.Copy !req
240. I mean,
can you imagine sharing your birthdayCopy !req
241. with six world-famous assholesCopy !req
242. - who all know they're better than you?Copy !req
243. Maybe I will have some coffee.Copy !req
244. You know,Copy !req
245. I don't think your sister
likes me very much.Copy !req
246. No. No, it's...Copy !req
247. She just doesn't think I'm capable
of making my own decisions.Copy !req
248. She may have a point.Copy !req
249. You did just put salt in your coffee.Copy !req
250. I'm sorry.Copy !req
251. - I just have a lot on my mind.
Hm.Copy !req
252. I got a call earlier that...Copy !req
253. Hm. They're holding auditions
for first chair in my orchestra.Copy !req
254. Wait a second, what happened to the...
What happened to the other girl?Copy !req
255. I don't know, she just stopped showing up.Copy !req
256. Well, good. That's great news.Copy !req
257. - You get a chance to audition.
- No.Copy !req
258. - No, I'm— I'm not ready for that.
Vanya.Copy !req
259. You are an amazing violinist.Copy !req
260. You already taught me how to play
"Frère Jacques" in under an hour.Copy !req
261. That's pretty impressive.Copy !req
262. I'm telling you, if you...
believe in yourself for once, just once,Copy !req
263. great things are gonna happen for you.Copy !req
264. Dave!Copy !req
265. [Klaus, echoing] Dave!Copy !req
266. Dave!Copy !req
267. Dave!Copy !req
268. Oh, boy...Copy !req
269. You okay?Copy !req
270. Hey.Copy !req
271. Yeah, I just...Copy !req
272. Long night.Copy !req
273. More than one, from the looks of it.Copy !req
274. Yeah.
Don't remember the dog tags.Copy !req
275. Yeah, they belonged to a friend.Copy !req
276. - How about that new tattoo?Copy !req
277. You know,
I don't totally remember even getting it.Copy !req
278. Like I said, it was a long night.Copy !req
279. - You did it, didn't you?
What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
280. You know, I can recognize the symptoms,
Klaus.Copy !req
281. Symptoms of what?Copy !req
282. The jet lag.Copy !req
283. - Full body itch.Copy !req
284. Headache that feels
like someone shoved a box of cottonCopy !req
285. up into your nose and through your brain.Copy !req
286. You gonna tell me about it?Copy !req
287. Your pals, when they broke into the house
and they couldn't find you,Copy !req
288. they took me hostage instead.Copy !req
289. - And in return, you stole their briefcase.
Yeah.Copy !req
290. I thought there was money in it,
or I could pawn it, you know, whatever.Copy !req
291. And then I opened it.Copy !req
292. And the next thing you knew,
you were... where?Copy !req
293. Or should I say when?Copy !req
294. What difference does it make?
What diff— Uh—Copy !req
295. Okay, how long were you gone?Copy !req
296. - Almost a year.
- A year?Copy !req
297. - Do you know what this means?
- Yeah, I'm ten months older now.Copy !req
298. No, this isn't any sort of joke,
Klaus.Copy !req
299. Hazel and Cha-Cha will do
whatever they can to get the briefcase.Copy !req
300. - Where is it now?
Gone. I destroyed it.Copy !req
301. Poof.Copy !req
302. What the hell were you thinking?Copy !req
303. What do you care?Copy !req
304. What do I care? I needed it, you moron,
so I could get back.Copy !req
305. - I could start over.
- Just... Just...Copy !req
306. - Where you going?
- Interrogation's over, just...Copy !req
307. leave.Copy !req
308. Diego, you need to let me handle this.Copy !req
309. You're not equipped—Copy !req
310. You always loved telling me
what I can and can't do.Copy !req
311. You know, maybe for once,
just try things my way.Copy !req
312. What happened here?
You look like shit.Copy !req
313. Why, thank you. Hey,
where you going?Copy !req
314. - Nope.
- What?Copy !req
315. - I'm not giving you a ride.
- Oh, come on, man.Copy !req
316. - You know I can't drive.
- I don't c—Copy !req
317. Okay, great. I'll just get my things.
Two minutes.Copy !req
318. Bless you.Copy !req
319. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
320. [gasps, sighs] Long time, no see.Copy !req
321. Well...Copy !req
322. busy today, huh?Copy !req
323. Oh. Tuesday specials.Copy !req
324. Cream-filleds are half off.Copy !req
325. If we don't sell them by midnight,Copy !req
326. they get as hard
as hockey pucks.Copy !req
327. - Yes.
So.Copy !req
328. What can I get ya?
That's a good question.Copy !req
329. Glazed. Reliable, simple.Copy !req
330. - Chocolate's rich and sensual.Copy !req
331. Cherry-filled. Big upside,
greatest potential for disappointment.Copy !req
332. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
333. I think I'll just sit here and...
think about it.Copy !req
334. Well, you better...Copy !req
335. figure it out in a hurry,
because I'm about to go on my lunch break.Copy !req
336. Well, I could eat.Copy !req
337. Ah.Copy !req
338. You okay?Copy !req
339. Wow. This is a first.Copy !req
340. My brother Klaus is silent.Copy !req
341. Last time you were this quiet, we were 12.Copy !req
342. Ran down the stairs wearing Grace's heels,
tripped over, and broke your jaw.Copy !req
343. How long was it wired shut again?Copy !req
344. Eight weeks.Copy !req
345. Eight glorious weeks of bliss.Copy !req
346. Hey, just... just drop me off here.Copy !req
347. Hey, Dave.Copy !req
348. Dave!Copy !req
349. Dave!Copy !req
350. Dave!Copy !req
351. - Your shot.Copy !req
352. Is that a threat?Copy !req
353. You threatening me?Copy !req
354. Hey, guys.Copy !req
355. This bar? It's for vets only.Copy !req
356. I am a vet.Copy !req
357. Where'd you serve?Copy !req
358. None of your business.Copy !req
359. You got balls comin' in here,
pretendin' you're one of us.Copy !req
360. Oh, I have every right to be here,
just like you.Copy !req
361. Asshole.Copy !req
362. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey. Slow down, Marine.Copy !req
363. All right?
My brother's just had a few too many.Copy !req
364. Let's just call it a day,
all go our own way.Copy !req
365. - Sure thing.
Thank you.Copy !req
366. - Klaus—
- As long as you apologize.Copy !req
367. Fine.Copy !req
368. I'm sorry.Copy !req
369. He's sorry. We're all sorry.Copy !req
370. So... are we good?Copy !req
371. I wanna hear him say it.Copy !req
372. Hey, man, I'm just trying to—
- No, no. He's right, Diego.Copy !req
373. He's right. He's right.Copy !req
374. I'd like to apologize...Copy !req
375. that you...Copy !req
376. are depriving some village of their idiot!Copy !req
377. - This is nice.Copy !req
378. Mm.
Yeah.Copy !req
379. My friends live here.Copy !req
380. I'm a twitcher.Copy !req
381. - What's that, like a drug thing?Copy !req
382. No!Copy !req
383. No, that's what we bird-watchers
call each other.Copy !req
384. Oh! Well...Copy !req
385. Oh, you see, now, there's...Copy !req
386. a red-bellied sapsucker.Copy !req
387. Looks like he's a little shy
with the ladies.Copy !req
388. Wow, look over there.Copy !req
389. That is...Copy !req
390. a jack pine warbler, also known
as a Kirtland... warbler, very rare.Copy !req
391. - Hm.Copy !req
392. So, you just...Copy !req
393. - sit here and... watch 'em?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
394. - You don't shoot at 'em or anything?
- Never.Copy !req
395. I just...Copy !req
396. I like how free they are,
just completely in the moment.Copy !req
397. You know, when they're hungry, they eat,Copy !req
398. when they're tired, they nest,
when they're horny, they...Copy !req
399. - Oh.Copy !req
400. Secret of life, huh?Copy !req
401. Keep things simple.Copy !req
402. We just complicate everything.Copy !req
403. Oh, isn't that the truth?Copy !req
404. - I used to enjoy my life.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
405. It was all about work, really.Copy !req
406. Lately, I just...Copy !req
407. - find myself goin' through the motions.
- Oh.Copy !req
408. I'm on the road 52 weeks a year,
no place to call home.Copy !req
409. Oh. Well, that must be so hard,Copy !req
410. not being in one place long enough
to get comfortable.Copy !req
411. - I mean, I would miss my bed.
- Well, I don't even own a bed.Copy !req
412. That is so sad.Copy !req
413. I mean, everybody should have...Copy !req
414. a nest to fly to when they're tired.Copy !req
415. - What about you?
- Mm?Copy !req
416. My guess is you don't wanna spend
the rest your lifeCopy !req
417. sellin' doughnuts to people like me.Copy !req
418. Well, I've been saving a nest egg
to, uh... to move to the country.Copy !req
419. I'm gonna have a vegetable garden
and maybe even open up my own bakery,Copy !req
420. and experiment with vegan doughnuts.Copy !req
421. Hm?Copy !req
422. - That's a nice plan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. Another year or so,
I will have saved enough to go.Copy !req
424. Hey, you might wanna...
fast-track your timeline.Copy !req
425. Really? Why?Copy !req
426. Life is short.Copy !req
427. Hm.Copy !req
428. Future doesn't come with any guarantees.Copy !req
429. You want somethin' in life,
you gotta go for it.Copy !req
430. Yeah.Copy !req
431. You got a big mouth, you know that?Copy !req
432. Oh, wow.
What a truly shocking revelation, Diego.Copy !req
433. Everything's a big joke to you, right?
Would you stop it?Copy !req
434. Why are you putting this shit
in your body?Copy !req
435. - Check this out. Hm?Copy !req
436. My body is a temple.Copy !req
437. - All that shit you do, it's just weakness.
- Oh, wow, beautiful.Copy !req
438. Well, weakness feels so good.Copy !req
439. - What's goin' on with you? Huh?
- Don't hit me, asshole!Copy !req
440. Don't tell me everything is all right,
because I saw you in there.Copy !req
441. - You were crying like a baby!
- Because I lost someone!Copy !req
442. I lost someone. The only...Copy !req
443. The only person I've ever truly loved
more than myself.Copy !req
444. Cheers.Copy !req
445. - Well, you're luckier than most.Copy !req
446. When you lose someone,Copy !req
447. at least you can...Copy !req
448. see them whenever you want.Copy !req
449. That's our man.Copy !req
450. Hey, I know that guy.Copy !req
451. - How could you possibly know that—
- He and a really angry lady tortured me.Copy !req
452. I barely got out with my life.Copy !req
453. - We gotta get this guy.Copy !req
454. Oh.
Okay, I think I've got something, Delores.Copy !req
455. It's tenuous, but promising.Copy !req
456. Who you talkin' to? What is all this?Copy !req
457. It's a probability map.
Probability of what?Copy !req
458. Of whose death could save the world.Copy !req
459. I've narrowed it down to four.Copy !req
460. Are you saying one of these four people
causes the apocalypse?Copy !req
461. No, I'm saying that their death
might prevent it.Copy !req
462. Oh.Copy !req
463. I'm not following.Copy !req
464. Time is fickle, Luther.
The slightest alteration in eventsCopy !req
465. can lead to massively different outcomes
in the time continuum.Copy !req
466. The butterfly effect.Copy !req
467. So all I have to do is find the people
with the greatest probabilityCopy !req
468. of impacting the time line,
wherever they may be, and kill them.Copy !req
469. Oh, yeah...Copy !req
470. Milton Greene. So who's he,
a terrorist or something?Copy !req
471. I believe he is a gardener.Copy !req
472. You can't be serious.Copy !req
473. Wait, this is madness, Five. You—Copy !req
474. - Wh— Where'd you get that?
- In Dad's room.Copy !req
475. I think he used it to shoot a rhinoceros.Copy !req
476. It's similar to the model I used at work.Copy !req
477. Nice shoulder fit and highly reliable.Copy !req
478. But you can't—
This guy Milton is just an innocent man.Copy !req
479. It's basic math.Copy !req
480. His death could potentially save
the lives of billions.Copy !req
481. If I did nothing,
he'd be dead in four days anyway.Copy !req
482. The apocalypse won't spare anyone.Copy !req
483. We don't do this kind of thing.Copy !req
484. We are not doing anything.Copy !req
485. I am.Copy !req
486. I can't let you go
and kill innocent people.Copy !req
487. - No matter how many lives you'll save.
- Well, good luck stopping me.Copy !req
488. - You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
489. Put... her... down.Copy !req
490. Put the gun down.
You're not killing anyone.Copy !req
491. I know she's important to you,
so don't make me do this.Copy !req
492. It's either her or the gun.Copy !req
493. You decide.Copy !req
494. I can keep doin' this all day.Copy !req
495. I know you're still a good person, Five.Copy !req
496. Otherwise,
you wouldn't have risked everything
coming back here to save us all.Copy !req
497. But you're not on your own anymore.Copy !req
498. There is one way.Copy !req
499. But it's just about impossible.Copy !req
500. More impossible
than what brought you back here?Copy !req
501. - Oh, hey.
Hey. Can I come in?Copy !req
502. Well—
Sorry, I really need to rehearse.Copy !req
503. Uh... Look, I know
you're not gonna want to hear this,Copy !req
504. but I was just in the library
looking up Leonard.Copy !req
505. What?
- And—Copy !req
506. Why would you do that?Copy !req
507. Vanya, there are records
of literally everything.Copy !req
508. I mean, you look me up, there are miles—Copy !req
509. You're one of the most famous people
in the world.Copy !req
510. Okay. Bad example.Copy !req
511. My point is that there should be
some kind of record of him,Copy !req
512. but all I could find is a photo
and his name in the phone book.Copy !req
513. - It's like he didn't exist—
You are unbelievable.Copy !req
514. You're trying to dig up dirt
on a guy that I like. Who does that?Copy !req
515. Look, I've had my fair share
of stalkers and creeps. I don't trust him.Copy !req
516. You mean you don't trust me.Copy !req
517. What? No. That's—
- This is not about you.Copy !req
518. And for the first time,
someone thinks I'm special.Copy !req
519. I'm just worried about you.Copy !req
520. Well, you're not my mother.Copy !req
521. Worry about your own daughter.Copy !req
522. That's not fair.Copy !req
523. I want you to leave.Copy !req
524. Singles instead of doubles.
What's next, futons on the floor?Copy !req
525. What difference does it make?
We're only here another night.Copy !req
526. Well, that's easy for you to say.Copy !req
527. I've been in every pawn shop
all over town, lookin' for our briefcase.Copy !req
528. You've been relaxing in the library.Copy !req
529. Well, at least we know somethin'
on the family that can help.Copy !req
530. It's like a Hargreeves family handbook.Copy !req
531. [Cha-Cha] Let me tell you,
they're a real freakin' mess.Copy !req
532. Number Five can time travel
without a briefcase, but not that well.Copy !req
533. The big oaf lived on the moon
for a few years.Copy !req
534. - [Cha-Cha] The junkie can conjureCopy !req
535. the dead, which explains why he knew
about the dead Russian yesterday.Copy !req
536. And the idiot in the mask can curve
anything he throws,Copy !req
537. - usually knives.Copy !req
538. Well, he's the one
we need to worry about now.Copy !req
539. - Why?
- 'Cause he's in the parking lot,Copy !req
540. hiding behind an ice-cream truck.Copy !req
541. Bingo.Copy !req
542. You do know that killing these people
is not gonna make you feel any better.Copy !req
543. Yeah, but when it's done...Copy !req
544. - ... I'm gonna sleep like a baby.Copy !req
545. Sure you will.Copy !req
546. Motel clerk.Copy !req
547. It's from Five.Copy !req
548. How'd he find us?Copy !req
549. Well, he was us.
He knows all the protocols.Copy !req
550. He says he has the briefcase.
Wants to set up a meeting.Copy !req
551. Come on, we're late already.Copy !req
552. What about our friends outside?
Last thing we need's a tail.Copy !req
553. - Manila, 1902?
- Let's just go with the ice bucket.Copy !req
554. - Stay in the car.
- What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
555. This guy tortured me.Copy !req
556. I have a plan.Copy !req
557. So, what exactly is the plan here,
big guy?Copy !req
558. I told you to wait in the car.Copy !req
559. Yeah, but you also told me that licking
a nine-volt battery would give me pubes.Copy !req
560. We were eight.Copy !req
561. Uh-uh, uh-uh...Copy !req
562. What? Come on.
- For once,Copy !req
563. I need you to listen to me, okay?Copy !req
564. Now, go back to the car.Copy !req
565. If I don't come out in two minutes,
that means I'm probably dead.Copy !req
566. - So...
- That happens, go get help.Copy !req
567. - Okay?Copy !req
568. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
569. Okay.Copy !req
570. Oh, man. See?
You used to think I was an idiot.Copy !req
571. - I still think you're an idiot.Copy !req
572. - They're getting away.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
573. - Shit.
- Get in the car. Oh...Copy !req
574. - Was this all part of your master plan?
- Shut up.Copy !req
575. Hm?Copy !req
576. What is your name again?Copy !req
577. Vanya.Copy !req
578. Louder, please.Copy !req
579. Vanya Hargreeves.Copy !req
580. Right.
Well?Copy !req
581. You know, I never enjoyed it.Copy !req
582. What?Copy !req
583. The killing.Copy !req
584. I mean, I was... I was good at my work,
and I...Copy !req
585. I took pride in it.Copy !req
586. But it never gave me pleasure.Copy !req
587. I think it was all those years alone.Copy !req
588. Solitude can do funny things to the mind.Copy !req
589. Yeah, well, you were gone
for such a long time.Copy !req
590. I only spent four years on the moon,
but that was more than enough.Copy !req
591. It's the being alone that breaks you.Copy !req
592. You think they'll buy it?Copy !req
593. Well, what I do know
is that they're desperate.Copy !req
594. It's like a cop losing his gun.
If the Commission finds out,Copy !req
595. they'll be in deep shit.Copy !req
596. Oh, not to mention the fact
that they'll be stuck hereCopy !req
597. until they get it back.Copy !req
598. - Well, I should hold onto it.
Hm?Copy !req
599. In case they make a move on you.Copy !req
600. Okay, Luther, but be careful.Copy !req
601. I mean, I've...
I've lived a long life, but...Copy !req
602. you're still a young man.
You got your whole life ahead of you.Copy !req
603. Don't waste it.Copy !req
604. Hmm...Copy !req
605. Here we go.Copy !req
606. If this all goes sideways,Copy !req
607. do me a favor and tell Delores I'm sorry.Copy !req
608. The masks really necessary?Copy !req
609. - So where is it, kid?
- Wow, that's how you're gonna start.Copy !req
610. You know, we can get right back in our car
and call it a day.Copy !req
611. You won't even make it halfway there.Copy !req
612. Maybe.Copy !req
613. But as I'm sure you found out
in your previous foray,Copy !req
614. - my brother is not your average giant.
He's right.Copy !req
615. You dropped a chandelier on him,
got right back up.Copy !req
616. By the time you took him out,Copy !req
617. he'd smash your precious briefcase
to a pulp.Copy !req
618. Probably us too, right?Copy !req
619. So, how do we help each other?Copy !req
620. I need you to get in contact
with your superiorCopy !req
621. so I can have a chat with her.Copy !req
622. - Face-to-face.
- About what?Copy !req
623. Well, I don't believe
that's any of your concern.Copy !req
624. Just don't tell her about the briefcase.Copy !req
625. Fair enough.Copy !req
626. What happens now?Copy !req
627. Now we wait.Copy !req
628. Is that her?Copy !req
629. What the hell is he doing here?Copy !req
630. - Go faster!
- Whee!Copy !req
631. It's a setup!Copy !req
632. Neat trick, isn't it?Copy !req
633. Hello, Five.Copy !req
634. You look good,Copy !req
635. all things considered.Copy !req
636. It's good to see you again.Copy !req
637. Feels like we met just yesterday.Copy !req
638. Course, you were a little bit older then.Copy !req
639. CongratulationsCopy !req
640. on the age regression, by the way.Copy !req
641. Very clever.Copy !req
642. - Threw us all off the scent.
- Ah, well, I wish I could take credit.Copy !req
643. I just miscalculated
the time dilation projections, and...Copy !req
644. Well, you know. Here I am.Copy !req
645. You realize your efforts are futile.Copy !req
646. So why don't you tell me
what you really want?Copy !req
647. I want you to put a stop to it.Copy !req
648. You realize what you're asking
for is next to impossible, even for me.Copy !req
649. What's meant to be is meant to be.Copy !req
650. That's our raison d'être.Copy !req
651. Yeah? Well how about survival as a raison?Copy !req
652. I'll just be replaced.Copy !req
653. I'm but a... small cog in a machine.Copy !req
654. This fantasy you've been nurturingCopy !req
655. about summoning up your family
to stop the apocalypse...Copy !req
656. is just that.Copy !req
657. A fantasy.Copy !req
658. I must say, though,Copy !req
659. we're all quite impressed
with your initiative, your...Copy !req
660. stick-to-itiveness, really quite...Copy !req
661. quite something.Copy !req
662. Which is why we want to offer youCopy !req
663. a new position back at the Commission,Copy !req
664. in management.Copy !req
665. Sorry, what's that now?Copy !req
666. Come back to work for us again.
You know it's where you belong.Copy !req
667. Well, it didn't work out too well
the last time.Copy !req
668. But you wouldn't be
in the correction division any longer.Copy !req
669. I'm talking about...Copy !req
670. the home office.Copy !req
671. You'd have the best health and pension,Copy !req
672. and an end to this ceaseless travel.Copy !req
673. You're a distinguished professional in...Copy !req
674. schoolboy shorts.Copy !req
675. We have the technology
to reverse the process.Copy !req
676. I mean, you...
you can't be happy like this.Copy !req
677. I'm not looking for happy.Copy !req
678. We're all looking for happy.
We can make that happen.Copy !req
679. We can make you...Copy !req
680. yourself again.Copy !req
681. And what about my family?Copy !req
682. What about them?Copy !req
683. I want them to survive.Copy !req
684. All of them?Copy !req
685. Yes, all of them.Copy !req
686. Well...Copy !req
687. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
688. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
689. One thing.Copy !req
690. Ah.Copy !req
691. Good God!
- Five?Copy !req
692. Oh! Ow!
- Five!Copy !req
693. Come get it!Copy !req
694. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
695. What the hell are you guys doing here?Copy !req
696. Let's go!Copy !req
697. Hey. How'd it go?Copy !req
698. - Honestly?
- Yeah.Copy !req
699. It was amazing!Copy !req
700. You know, I've never played
without my medication before,Copy !req
701. so I was so nervous.Copy !req
702. But, I don't know, it was like...
I was carried along by, um...Copy !req
703. like, an invisible force.Copy !req
704. - Like an out-of-body experience.
- Yeah, sort of. It's just like I...Copy !req
705. I felt everything more fully, more deeply.Copy !req
706. - And I got it.
- What?Copy !req
707. - I got first chair!
- You did?Copy !req
708. Oh, my God, congratulations!Copy !req
709. Oh, I'm so happy for you.
After everything you've been through.Copy !req
710. You deserve this.Copy !req
711. No one's ever believed in me like this.Copy !req
712. Vanya.Copy !req
713. Vanya.Copy !req
714. This is your time.Copy !req
715. How are you feeling?Copy !req
716. Fine.Copy !req
717. Do you remember what happened?Copy !req
718. I do.Copy !req
719. And do you understand
that the children can never know?Copy !req
720. I understand.Copy !req
721. Good.Copy !req