The Two Coreys 2x6

1. I'M HERE.

2. I'M HOME. I'M BACK.

3. WE'RE GOING TO

4. FAMILY COUNSELING.

5. OR BETTER YET, MARRIAGE

6. COUNSELING.

7. WHAT?

8. THE THERAPIST

9. LITERALLY TOLD US—

10. I'M NOT ING, YOU GUYS,

11. THIS IS TRUE.

12. WE ARE HAVING A LOVE AFFAIR.

13. I REALLY WANT TO SAY THAT I

14. THINK THIS IS INCREDIBLY BRAVE.

15. YOU ARE THE FIRST

16. PERSON ON, LIKE, MY NEW, LIKE—

17. IN MY POSSE, GIRL.

18. YOU'RE HIRED.

19. SO FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY

20. I'M SORRY TO YOU GUYS.

21. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU

22. GUYS ANYMORE, MAN.

23. TO FAMILY.

24. A TOAST—TOAST.

25. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, FAMILY.

26. FAMILY.

27. I KNOW THAT.

28. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

29. SORRY IF I'VE HURT YOU, MAN.

30. NO, I'M

31. SORRY FOR YOU.

32. I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO RUIN

33. YOUR LIFE, DUDE.

34. YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH ING

35. GOING FOR YOU.

36. I'M GONNA HAVE TO

37. DISAGREE WITH YOU, BRO, ON THAT.

38. BUT I LOVE YA.

39. SELF-SABOTAGE IS OLD HABIT, AND

40. I'M—I FINALLY BROKE.

41. OBVIOUSLY, I DID NOT.

42. I LOVE COREY FELDMAN.

43. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL

44. SOMETHING.

45. WE WERE INSEPARABLE.

46. MOVIE, MOVIE, MOVIE,

47. MOVIE.

48. WHEN WE'RE ONSCREEN

49. TOGETHER, THERE'S NO STOPPING

50. US.

51. LOST BOYS, LICENSE TO

52. DRIVE...

53. WHAT HAPPENED TO

54. THAT?

55. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS BROKEN.

56. THAT'S YOUR CALL, MAN.

57. I JUST DON'T KNOW IF

58. YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO

59. OVERCOME YOUR OWN DEMONS.

60. I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN

61. TO SAY, YEAH, WE'RE BACK.

62. I HOPE WE BECOME

63. FRIENDS AGAIN.

64. YOU WANT THAT BACK

65. TOO.

66. COME ON, MAN, WE'RE TWO COREYS.

67. SO WHAT ABOUT VALENTINE'S

68. DAY?

69. VALENTINE'S DAY.

70. THERE'S AN EXHIBIT OF AN

71. '80s—

72. REMEMBER THE '80s PHOTOS?

73. OH, WHAT ARE WE

74. GONNA DO ABOUT THAT PART OF

75. VALENTINE'S DAY?

76. YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S

77. GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN.

78. IT'S AT THAT GALLERY DOWNTOWN

79. ON SPRING STREET.

80. AND IT'S A WHOLE EXHIBIT OF '80s

81. PHOTOS.

82. AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LOT

83. OF FUN, IT'LL BE REALLY NICE.

84. BUT YEAH, YOU NEED A DATE.

85. UH, NO.

86. WELL, YEAH, DUH.

87. I KNOW.

88. WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THAT?

89. I'VE SEEN YOU TALK TO WOMEN.

90. JUST GO TALK TO SOME WOMEN.

91. YOU CAN DO IT.

92. IT'S NOT A MATTER OF

93. DOING IT, IT'S JUST KINDA... EHH.

94. OH...

95. COULD WE TALK ABOUT GIRLS FOR A

96. SECOND?

97. SURE.

98. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE

99. OUT WHY I'M HAVING SUCH A BLOODY

100. PROBLEM.

101. LIKE, I USED TO BE, I THOUGHT,

102. LIKE PIMP DADDY, PUFF DADDY.

103. LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I USED TO HAVE

104. ALL THE MOVES DOWN, YOU KNOW

105. WHAT I MEAN?

106. AND NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO

107. APPROACH A WOMAN.

108. I'M JUST, LIKE, UNCONFIDENT, I

109. THINK, TO THE POINT RIGHT NOW

110. OF WHERE I'M NOT COOL TO

111. APPROACH A WOMAN.

112. GIMME THAT ONE LITTLE LOOK BACK,

113. GIRL.

114. ONE LITTLE LOOK.

115. I SWEAR THAT EVERYONE'S GOING

116. OUT WITH SOMEONE BUT ME.

117. SO I HAVE, LIKE,

118. A MASSIVE PLAN.

119. SO I NEED YOU WORKING RECON,

120. OKAY?

121. YOU ARE GOING TO BE UNDERCOVER,

122. WORKING IN THE TRENCHES, AS IT

123. WERE, FOR THE VALENTINE'S DAY

124. FIESTA TOMORROW NIGHT.

125. AWESOME.

126. AND WHAT I NEED YOU

127. TO DO, BASICALLY, IS MAKE SURE

128. THAT SUZY STAYS AWAY TOMORROW.

129. WHAT I'VE DONE IS I'VE SET HER

130. UP WITH SPA.

131. SO SHE'S GONNA GO OUT TO THE

132. SPA.

133. BASICALLY I'M GONNA TRY AND FILL

134. THE WHOLE HOUSE UP WITH, LIKE,

135. FLOWERS AND BALLOONS.

136. LIKE, I WANT IT TO BE LIKE A

137. FRIGGIN' OBSTACLE COURSE

138. OF FLOWERS AND BALLOONS.

139. SO ROMANTIC.

140. RIGHT, I KNOW.

141. AND THEN—

142. WELL, I WROTE SUZY THIS SONG.

143. I'M GOING TO PERFORM IT FOR HER

144. LIVE, WITH A STRING QUARTET, OR

145. MAYBE LIKE A SIX-PIECE.

146. AND THEN, UM, AFTER THAT, LIKE,

147. YOU KNOW...

148. SO THE FELDDOG'S TRYING TO

149. BURY HIS BONE ON VALENTINE'S

150. DAY.

151. YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

152. NO MORE STUPID

153. REMARKS NOW.

154. OKAY.

155. ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

156. HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

157. HEY THERE.

158. I'M ALAN.

159. ALAN, WHAT'S UP? JAKE.

160. JAKE, GOOD TO MEET YOU.

161. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

162. HOW ARE YA?

163. GOOD, GOOD.

164. HOW'S EVERYTHING?

165. THANKS FOR COMING.

166. I APPRECIATE IT.

167. SURE THING.

168. SOMETIMES WORDS DON'T EXPRESS

169. THE FEELINGS WE REALLY MEAN,

170. SO I WROTE THESE FEELINGS FOR

171. YOU.

172. THERE'S STRINGS AT

173. THE BEGINNING.

174. NOW, BASICALLY, THIS IS THE

175. NORMAL THING.

176. OKAY.

177. AND WE'RE BASICALLY

178. GONNA TURN IT MORE INTO, LIKE, A

179. PIANO-Y, LIKE...

180. THERE'S TWO TYPES OF WORK THAT I

181. DO AS A MUSICIAN.

182. ONE IS SOLO WORK, AND ONE IS

183. BAND WORK.

184. AND THE BAND WORK IS A MUCH

185. DEEPER KIND OF GRITTY, COMING

186. FROM THE SOUL ART TYPE OF THING.

187. SO, LIKE, INSTEAD OF IT BEING,

188. LIKE, ALL FUNKY, LIKE—

189. INSTEAD OF THAT, IT'S GONNA BE

190. MORE LIKE—

191. SO IT'S JUST KINDA LIKE—

192. YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF.

193. OKAY, I THINK IT WAS—

194. IT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS SOMEWHERE

195. AROUND IN HERE.

196. RIGHT?

197. SOMEWHERE IN, YOU KNOW.

198. SINGING, FOR ME, WRITING MUSIC,

199. FOR ME, MUSIC IN GENERAL IS

200. A PASSION OF MINE.

201. ALMOST LIKE SEXUAL TENSION,

202. SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.

203. WHEN YOU JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU

204. HAVE THAT BURNING INSIDE OF YOU

205. AND YOU HAVE TO GET IT OUT.

206. THAT'S HOW IT IS WITH ME AND

207. MUSIC.

208. I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER THE

209. LYRICS.

210. I HAVE TO ACTUALLY SPEND SOME

211. TIME MEMORIZING THE LYRICS.

212. HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

213. YEAH, HA HA HA HA.

214. THIS IS INSANE.

215. I'M JUST WANTING TO BE

216. WITH SOMEBODY, AND I DON'T KNOW

217. IF IT'S THE IDEA—

218. IF I'M IN LOVE WITH BEING IN

219. LOVE, OR I ACTUALLY WANT TO BE

220. IN LOVE.

221. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S—

222. I'D LIKE TO MEET SOMEBODY.

223. I'D LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE.

224. I'D LIKE TO START A FAMILY OF MY

225. OWN.

226. DO YOU KNOW IF THIS IS ONLY

227. GIRLS OR AND GUYS?

228. WHO ARE YOU?

229. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

230. DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME FOR ONE

231. SECOND?

232. SURE, WHERE YOU GOING?

233. DAMN, YOU'RE PRETTY.

234. COME HERE, GIRL.

235. I'M THINKING THIS.

236. I NEED JUST A BRACELET.

237. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE CHOSEN THAT

238. ONE.

239. AND THEN, DO YOU WANT

240. TO HAVE COFFEE WITH ME RIGHT

241. AFTER THIS?

242. SURE.

243. DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT

244. FOR—SARAH, ARE YOU FREE?

245. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

246. WETTENBERG. DUTCH.

247. WETTENBERG. DUTCH.

248. HAIM. NICE TO MEET YOU.

249. NICE TO MEET YOU.

250. REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.

251. HEY, YOU WANT TO, UM—

252. YOU WANT TO GET A BITE TO EAT?

253. YOU HUNGRY?

254. YEAH, SURE.

255. YEAH?

256. I'LL BUY YOU DINNER,

257. OKAY?

258. COOL.

259. SIR—

260. OH, GOD, THANKS.

261. UH, THE LIGHTS.

262. ALL THE LIGHTS.

263. DON'T CONDEMN ME FOR

264. CHECKING YOU OUT, MAN.

265. YOU'RE ING SMOKING

266. BEAUTIFUL.

267. WHY DID YOU PREY ON ME?

268. I'M NOT PREYING ON YOU.

269. WHAT'D YOU SAY, I WAS PREYING ON

270. YOU?

271. I DON'T KNOW.

272. I'D RATHER GO WITH A REAL GIRL

273. THAN, LIKE, AN ACTRESS.

274. DON'T YOU JUST, LIKE, AT THE END

275. OF THE DAY WANT TO GO HOME AND

276. JUST, LIKE, KICK IT WITH

277. SOMEBODY FOR REAL FOR REAL?

278. OR HAVE REAL PEOPLE AROUND YOU?

279. YEAH, I DO HAVE REAL PEOPLE.

280. GOOD.

281. THAT'S WHY I REALLY MISS

282. HOME.

283. THIS PLACE SUCKS.

284. UNLESS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT

285. FRIENDS AND, LIKE, THAT WHOLE

286. THING.

287. WELL, THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE,

288. 'CAUSE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW,

289. IT'S WHO YOU KNOW, RIGHT?

290. SO...

291. BUT I'D ROCK UP IN THE PLACE

292. AND SEE WHO I MEET.

293. I'M AN ACTRESS TOO, SO...

294. SO FROM ACTOR TO ACTOR, WHAT

295. SHOULD I DO HERE?

296. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

297. I WANT TO MEET THE RIGHT

298. PEOPLE WHO CAN GET ME INTO...

299. ACTING—WHAT I LOVE DOING.

300. I MEAN, THIS IS HOLLYWOOD,

301. RIGHT?

302. SO I JUST CAME TO HOLLYWOOD.

303. SO YOU'RE REALLY FAMOUS?

304. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN

305. MARRIED ALREADY.

306. ARE THEY NOT RIGHT FOR ME, OR AM

307. I DOING SOMETHING TO, LIKE, MESS

308. EVERYTHING—SOMETHING

309. up?

310. YOU'RE CHOOSING PEOPLE WHO

311. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TRUST,

312. SO THAT THEY HAVE—

313. SO THAT YOU HAVE TO BE

314. DISGRUNTLED, SO YOU HAVE TO

315. LEAVE THEM.

316. YOU'RE CHOOSING PEOPLE WHO YOU

317. KNOW WILL LEAVE YOU, OR WHO WILL

318. DISAPPOINT YOU.

319. WHO WILL LET YOU DOWN, SO YOU'LL

320. HAVE TO LEAVE THEM.

321. ON PURPOSE?

322. ON THE UNCONSCIOUS LEVEL.

323. ON THE UNCONSCIOUS

324. LEVEL.

325. MM-HMM.

326. THE UNCONSCIOUS MAKES ALL OUR

327. CHOICES.

328. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE

329. GIRLS THAT I'VE BEEN—

330. OR THEY'VE CHOSE—WHATEVER—

331. THAT I'VE GONE OUT WITH,

332. I PREEMPTIVELY HAVE SAID TO

333. MYSELF, "SHE'S GONNA BREAK MY

334. HEART, SO I'M GOING OUT WITH

335. HER"?

336. YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE THAT YOU

337. KNOW WILL DISAPPOINT YOU.

338. OKAY.

339. SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO

340. SUIT UP AND SHOW UP.

341. JUST LIKE YOU'VE DONE WITH THE

342. REST OF YOUR LIFE, IN SOME WAYS.

343. SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STEP

344. INTO THE FULLNESS OF WHO YOU CAN

345. BE.

346. I JUST GOT A PHONE

347. CALL FROM HAIM, AND OF COURSE HE

348. WANTS A FAVOR.

349. WHICH IS HE'S LONELY AND SINGLE

350. AND IN L.A., AND HE JUST WANTS

351. SOMEBODY TO TALK TO.

352. SO I WAS THINKING, WHAT GIRLS

353. MIGHT WORK THAT WE MIGHT KNOW

354. THAT ARE, LIKE, FRESHLY BROKEN

355. UP WITH GUYS, OR, LIKE—

356. YOU KNOW, THE OTHER THING IS WE

357. HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T

358. HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.

359. WE DON'T WANT ANY NEGATIVE

360. INFLUENCES AROUND HIM.

361. YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE

362. AWESOME?

363. UM, NICOLE MARIE.

364. BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW EACH

365. OTHER.

366. AND THEY HAD A THING—

367. KIND OF A THING.

368. BACK WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,

369. THEY FIRST MET.

370. PLAYMATE, GORGEOUS.

371. SHE'S REALLY SWEET AND, YOU

372. KNOW, I KNOW HE'D BE INTO IT.

373. AND I KNOW SHE LIKED HIM AT THE

374. TIME.

375. IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

376. YEAH.

377. IT'LL BE CUTE.

378. WHAT'S THE WORST

379. THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

380. HEY, SUZE.

381. BIG DAY TODAY.

382. HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT HE

383. GOT YOU A SPA TREATMENT TODAY.

384. LIKE, IN AN HOUR.

385. I GOT A SPA TREATMENT?

386. YEAH, YOU HAVE A SPA

387. TREATMENT.

388. YEAH, SO ONE HOUR.

389. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET READY

390. AND GO, THOUGH.

391. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

392. WHERE ARE WE GOING?

393. SOMEWHERE IN THE VALLEY.

394. SOME SPA PLACE.

395. OH, THAT HELPS.

396. THERE'S A LITTLE GIFT CARD IN

397. YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SEE IT,

398. AND THERE'S DIRECTIONS.

399. OH, REALLY?

400. LOVE NOTE.

401. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE VALENTINE.

402. OH, HOW CUTE IS THAT?

403. YEAH.

404. WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY

405. CEREAL.

406. ALL RIGHT, WELL, ALL RIGHT.

407. IT'S NOT THAT SUGARY.

408. SO I'M OFF TO THE SPA.

409. PROBABLY—PROBABLY TRYING TO GET

410. ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

411. HE ALWAYS OUTSHINES ME ON

412. HOLIDAYS.

413. AND HE OVERDOES IT.

414. HE GETS ALL CRAZY WITH IT.

415. EVERY VALENTINE'S

416. DAY HAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL FOR MY

417. WIFE.

418. HOURS AWAY FROM THE BIG EVENT,

419. I'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE I GET

420. EVERYTHING DONE IN TIME.

421. WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

422. SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

423. HI, HOW ARE YOU?

424. FINE, HOW ARE YOU?

425. GOOD.

426. A LITTLE LAST MINUTE VALENTINE'S

427. DAY RUSH.

428. MY WIFE'S RING, THE STONE ITSELF

429. IS ABOUT A CARAT.

430. ALL RIGHT.

431. WHAT I WANT TO DO IS

432. I WANT TO TRADE OUT THE CARAT,

433. AND THEN PAY SOME ADDITIONAL

434. COST AND GET A BIGGER ONE.

435. OKAY, COME ON AROUND OVER

436. HERE.

437. SO I'M LOOKING,

438. LIKE, SOMETHING IN, LIKE, $1,000

439. RANGE—LIKE, $2,000.

440. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

441. OH, YOU ARE?

442. WELL, BASICALLY, I

443. MEAN, LIKE, YOU HAVE THIS ONE.

444. I JUST SAW ONE THAT WAS, LIKE,

445. 1,500 OR SOMETHING.

446. 1,500?

447. WELL, THIS IS 12,000, IF THAT'S

448. WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT.

449. NOW, WHAT IF I JUST

450. WANTED TO GO UP IN SIZE AND NOT

451. UP IN CLARITY?

452. ALL RIGHT—

453. DO YOU HAVE

454. SOMETHING, LIKE, BIGGER, BUT NOT

455. AS CLEAN?

456. UM, WE'RE GOING TO HIT A

457. WHOLE DIFFERENT PRICE LEVEL ONCE

458. WE HIT THE 3/4 MARK.

459. I DON'T KNOW...

460. THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE

461. YEAH.

462. DUDE, MAN, I'VE

463. NEVER SEEN LIKE THAT.

464. WHAT ARE YOU, KIDDING ME?

465. WHOO.

466. I MEAN, I WAS TRYING

467. TO PLAY IT COOL, LIKE, "YEAH,

468. NO, THAT'S GOOD.

469. YEAH, YEAH, GOOD THINKING THERE.

470. YEAH."

471. IT'S BEEN A LITTLE

472. BIT OF A NIGHTMARE BECAUSE, YOU

473. KNOW, EVERYBODY'S TRYING TO JACK

474. UP THE PRICES 'CAUSE IT'S

475. VALENTINE'S DAY AND, YOU KNOW...

476. YOU GOT IT.

477. LET ME SHOW YOU SOME STONES.

478. UH-HUH.

479. WHAT'S THE WEIGHT ON

480. THAT?

481. THAT'S A 11/2 CARAT.

482. I THINK WE'LL GO

483. WITH THAT ONE.

484. OKAY.

485. SO WHAT I WANT TO DO

486. IS I WANT TO GET, LIKE, PROBABLY

487. ABOUT 20 MYLARS.

488. DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, BAGS OF ROSE

489. PETALS?

490. MM-HMM.

491. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW

492. MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS.

493. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'M

494. GONNA CHARGE YOU TO SHARE THIS.

495. ALL RIGHT.

496. HERE'S WHAT WE'RE

497. GONNA DO, GUYS.

498. WE HAVE TO WORK AS FAST AS

499. POSSIBLE.

500. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

501. I'M NOT JOKING.

502. SHE IS GONNA BE HOME ANY MINUTE.

503. WE'RE GONNA DO A TRAIL FROM THE

504. DOOR OF PETALS THAT GO ALL THE

505. WAY AROUND, UP THE STAIRS.

506. HUH—HEH!

507. GO! AND GO.

508. WHAT?

509. DO WE OPEN 'EM?

510. OH, DAMN IT.

511. DAMN... DAMN... DAMN.

512. OKAY. OKAY.

513. HMM—HA—MMM—AHH.

514. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

515. CHECK CHECK CHECK

516. CHECK CHECK CHECK.

517. CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK

518. CHECK CHECK.

519. NO PRESSURE, DUDE.

520. NONE.

521. WHAT'S THE FIRST LYRIC?

522. OH, WAIT—AND THE AIR—

523. THANK YOU.

524. YEAH, OKAY.

525. I CAN'T TRY—

526. I'M TOO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW TO,

527. LIKE, REMEMBER THE—

528. I JUST GOTTA DO IT.

529. SHH, SHH.

530. NO, NO, NOPE, NOPE.

531. NOBODY PLAY ANYTHING.

532. OKAY, HERE SHE COMES.

533. SHE'S COMING IN NOW.

534. OH, LOOK HOW CUTE.

535. GO.

536. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

537. I LOVE YOU.

538. I KNOW YOU DO.

539. NO WAY!

540. NIKKI!

541. HI.

542. OH, MY GOD.

543. HOW ARE YOU?

544. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

545. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

546. HOW YOU DOIN'?

547. THESE ARE FOR YOU.

548. THANK YOU.

549. YOU'RE WELCOME.

550. I LOVE FLOWERS.

551. LOOK AT ME.

552. WOW, YOU LOOK BETTER THAN WHEN I

553. SAW YOU—MET YOU, SAW YOU.

554. ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

555. WAIT, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M NOT

556. THIS TALL.

557. I KNOW.

558. THANKS FOR BEING MY VALENTINE.

559. THANKS FOR GOING WITH ME ON

560. THIS.

561. YOU'RE WELCOME.

562. LET'S—

563. READY?

564. YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

565. STAY THERE.

566. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

567. HAPPY VALENTINE'S

568. DAY.

569. THIS IS OUR EIGHTH VALENTINE'S

570. DAY TOGETHER.

571. IT IS.

572. OH, MY GOD.

573. YOUR RING BACK.

574. WOW, BABY.

575. THAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE

576. EVER SEEN.

577. OH, MY GOD!

578. WOW.

579. DO YOU LIKE IT?

580. I—YEAH.

581. I UPGRADED IT TO

582. DOUBLE THE SIZE.

583. WOW.

584. AND IT'S ABOUT

585. ALMOST THREE CARATS NOW.

586. MM... I LOVE YOU.

587. THANK YOU FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GIFT.

588. MY VALENTINE'S DAY WILL TOP ALL

589. OF MY GIRLFRIENDS' VALENTINE'S

590. DAYS.

591. I KNOW IT.

592. IT BETTER.

593. IT BETTER, DAMN IT.

594. MMM.

595. LET'S GET NAKED.

596. WHY DO WE STILL HAVE OUR

597. CLOTHES ON?

598. I DON'T KNOW.

599. COME ON.

600. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

601. YOU LOOK, ING

602. GORGEOUS, DOLL.

603. THANK YOU.

604. YOU REALLY DO.

605. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

606. READY?

607. ALL RIGHT.

608. WAIT, IT'S IN HERE?

609. LIKE... IT'S IN HERE?

610. IT LOOKS LIKE A CLOTHING STORE.

611. YOU SAY YOU WANT—

612. YOU'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED, YOU'D

613. LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN, WHATEVER.

614. ABSOLUTELY.

615. I THINK WE'RE ALWAYS DOING

616. EXACTLY WHAT WE INTEND TO DO.

617. SO WHY MIGHT YOU NOT WANT...

618. A RELATIONSHIP?

619. NOT WHY MIGHT YOU WANT IT.

620. WHY MIGHT YOU NOT WANT?

621. I AGED A LOT.

622. YOU HAVE.

623. I HAVE, RIGHT?

624. YEAH.

625. DAMN, I'VE HAD SOME

626. GOOD-LOOKING EX-GIRLFRIENDS.

627. HA.

628. I DON'T LIKE THE PART

629. WHERE YOU BREAK UP WITH THE

630. GIRL.

631. WHICH YOU THINK IS A

632. CERTAINTY.

633. IT'S A ING

634. GUARANTEE.

635. EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE.

636. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

637. SHOULD WE PURSUE?

638. WHY?

639. YOU'RE LIKE A GUY IN A

640. BANQUET WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO

641. EAT.

642. YOU'RE STARVING TO DEATH IN THE

643. MIDDLE OF A BANQUET.

644. YOU ARE SO HUNGRY FOR LOVE,

645. YOU'RE STARVING TO DEATH.

646. BUT OF COURSE, IT HAS TO START

647. WITH YOU LOVIN' YOU.

648. DEFINITELY.

649. IT'S NOT, PROBABLY THE GIRL,

650. IT'S PROBABLY ME.