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2. You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.Copy !req
3. Beyond it is another dimension-Copy !req
4. a dimension of sound,Copy !req
5. a dimension of sight,Copy !req
6. a dimension of mind.Copy !req
7. You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,Copy !req
8. of things and ideas.Copy !req
9. You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.Copy !req
10. Mother, I'm having a baby,
and I'd rather do it myself.Copy !req
11. We'll have to operate at once.Copy !req
12. Scalpel... suture...Copy !req
13. watch it, nurse!Copy !req
14. Great dinner.Copy !req
15. Glad you like it.Copy !req
16. Tastes like
corrugated plastic.Copy !req
17. Keep being late.Copy !req
18. What do you expect?Copy !req
19. I don't expect nothing.Copy !req
20. I'm just getting sick
of it.Copy !req
21. You're getting
sick of it?Copy !req
22. How do you
think I feel?Copy !req
23. I don't get a
man coming home.Copy !req
24. I get a used article
from the cab.Copy !req
25. Hey, cut it down
to a roar, will you?Copy !req
26. Remember, we got company.Copy !req
27. Anyway, I told you-Copy !req
28. guy hails me when
I'm heading for the garage.Copy !req
29. Have to haul himCopy !req
30. all the way up to...
to... to yonkers.Copy !req
31. I've heard that
one before.Copy !req
32. One day yonkers,Copy !req
33. one day la
guardia airport.Copy !req
34. You don't fool me, joe.Copy !req
35. Who's the chick?Copy !req
36. Ah, you're crazy.Copy !req
37. Mother...Copy !req
38. hey, how long
is that guy going to be?Copy !req
39. I got wrestling
coming on.Copy !req
40. Big tag team match-Copy !req
41. fat louie
and the russian dukeCopy !req
42. versus the panther man
and sweeney.Copy !req
43. You can't look me
in the eye anymore,Copy !req
44. you're so guilty.Copy !req
45. But don't jump
out a window, joe.Copy !req
46. One of these days,Copy !req
47. I'll even up
the score.Copy !req
48. It'll be a real
tight ball game.Copy !req
49. That good-looking
freddy broome, the butcher,Copy !req
50. is always looking me over.Copy !req
51. You'd think I
was cleopatra.Copy !req
52. Ah, shut up.Copy !req
53. What are you trying to do,
start a fight?Copy !req
54. Once that joker in there
gets done fiddling,Copy !req
55. I'm going to watch
wrestlingCopy !req
56. and then flake out.Copy !req
57. I'm pooped.Copy !req
58. I'll bet you are.Copy !req
59. You drove to yonkers,
maybe even went twice.Copy !req
60. You shouldn't
drive so much, joe.Copy !req
61. You'll ruin
your health!Copy !req
62. How's it coming, mike?Copy !req
63. Who knows?Copy !req
64. It may live.Copy !req
65. You've been at it
an hour now.Copy !req
66. I could build a new set
in half the time.Copy !req
67. Oh? Is that so?Copy !req
68. Sure, and you better get wise.Copy !req
69. I didn't just step
off the ferry from jersey.Copy !req
70. I know how you guys operate.Copy !req
71. Do you?Copy !req
72. Naturally.Copy !req
73. First you kill
a five-buck hour,Copy !req
74. then you say
you got to take the setCopy !req
75. down to the shop-
another 20 bucks.Copy !req
76. Then you start switching tubes
around at $2.50 a crack.Copy !req
77. I get some poor sucker's
old ones, and he gets mine.Copy !req
78. It's a racket-
that's what it is.Copy !req
79. A penny-ante cosa nostra.Copy !req
80. So save yourself
a headache, see.Copy !req
81. I ain't swinging
for no big bills.Copy !req
82. In that case...Copy !req
83. the set's ready.Copy !req
84. What?Copy !req
85. It's... it's ready.Copy !req
86. And this time,
it's on me.Copy !req
87. Free.Copy !req
88. Hey, wait
a minute!Copy !req
89. Well... you can't win them all.Copy !req
90. Your wife, your wife!Copy !req
91. That's all
I ever hear!Copy !req
92. Hey, phyllis, come on in.Copy !req
93. What do you know?Copy !req
94. We can get channel 10.Copy !req
95. If you were any
kind of a man,Copy !req
96. you'd get
rid of her.Copy !req
97. Phyllis, hurry up, will you?
Channel 10!Copy !req
98. I trusted you.Copy !req
99. I didn't hold
anything back!Copy !req
100. I waited!Copy !req
101. Aw, come on, don't cry.Copy !req
102. Do anything, but
don't cry, will you?Copy !req
103. Portrait of a tv fan.Copy !req
104. Joe britt.Copy !req
105. Cab driver.Copy !req
106. Tonight mr. Britt is going
to watch "a really big show"-Copy !req
107. something special for the cabby
who's seen everything.Copy !req
108. Joe britt doesn't know it,Copy !req
109. but his flag is down
and his meter's running,Copy !req
110. and he's in high gear-
on his way to the twilight zone.Copy !req
111. Marry me.Copy !req
112. Marry you?Copy !req
113. Oh, now, look, baby,Copy !req
114. we're talking about
two different things.Copy !req
115. Love is flowers and
wine with the dinner.Copy !req
116. Marriage is a floor mopCopy !req
117. and two pounds
of hamburger.Copy !req
118. Oh, well,
I don't mind hamburger.Copy !req
119. Uh, with onions.Copy !req
120. What's the matter, joe?Copy !req
121. You struck dumb
or something?Copy !req
122. You big slob!
You spilled the beer.Copy !req
123. It's a good thing
your mother gave us this rug.Copy !req
124. I hate it, and anything,
even beer stains,Copy !req
125. is an improvement.Copy !req
126. Now quit clowning.Copy !req
127. You say we can get
channel 10?Copy !req
128. Leave it alone.Copy !req
129. What's the matter?Copy !req
130. Oh, come on, joe,
I got dishes to do.Copy !req
131. I said leave it alone!Copy !req
132. What's the matter with you?
You nuts or something?Copy !req
133. You yell at me
to come watch channel 10,Copy !req
134. and when
I drop everything, you...Copy !req
135. what's the matter, joe?
Is the set still on the blink?Copy !req
136. Yes! That is, no!Copy !req
137. There must be
something screwy.Copy !req
138. You know there's no channel 10
around here.Copy !req
139. I'm sorry I yelled at you.Copy !req
140. I must be traffic happy
or something.Copy !req
141. I'll turn on the wrestling.Copy !req
142. And now, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
143. for the main event of the
evening, we bring you a rematchCopy !req
144. between those two titans
of wrestling-Copy !req
145. those fearless performers
of the physical arts-Copy !req
146. the wild panther
and the russian duke!Copy !req
147. What happened to the tag team-
fat louie and sweeney?Copy !req
148. Great dinner.Copy !req
149. Glad you like it.Copy !req
150. Tastes like
corrugated plastic.Copy !req
151. Keep being late.Copy !req
152. What do you expect?Copy !req
153. I don't expect nothing.Copy !req
154. I'm just getting sick
of it.Copy !req
155. You're getting
sick of it?Copy !req
156. How do you
think I feel?Copy !req
157. I don't get a
man coming home.Copy !req
158. I get a used article
from the cab.Copy !req
159. Hey, cut it down
to a roar, will you?Copy !req
160. Remember,
we got company.Copy !req
161. Anyway, I told you-Copy !req
162. guy hails me when
I'm heading for the garage.Copy !req
163. Have to haul himCopy !req
164. all the way up
to... to... to yonkers.Copy !req
165. I've heard that
one before.Copy !req
166. One day yonkers, one
day la guardia airport.Copy !req
167. Joe?Copy !req
168. Joe!Copy !req
169. Joe, wake up.Copy !req
170. What's the matter?Copy !req
171. Are you okay now?Copy !req
172. What?Copy !req
173. What happened?Copy !req
174. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
175. You probably fainted.Copy !req
176. Feel better?Copy !req
177. Yeah.Copy !req
178. Sure.Copy !req
179. Must have been
something I ate.Copy !req
180. Yeah, it could be.Copy !req
181. Didn't it taste like
corrugated plastic?Copy !req
182. Well, what did
you expect?Copy !req
183. I had to heat
it three times.Copy !req
184. Listen, joe,
maybe it's your heart.Copy !req
185. Why don't you go to bed,Copy !req
186. and I'll call a doctor?Copy !req
187. No, there's just
something mighty screwyCopy !req
188. with that television.Copy !req
189. Are we off on that again?Copy !req
190. Listen, phyllis...Copy !req
191. are you sure you never saw
that repair guy before?Copy !req
192. Now iamgoing to call a doctor.Copy !req
193. Now, now, wait a
minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
194. Phyllis...Copy !req
195. what would you say
if I told you that...Copy !req
196. that I saw myself on tv?Copy !req
197. Huh! Were you smiling?Copy !req
198. And what would you say
if I told you I saw you on tv?Copy !req
199. You're cracked.Copy !req
200. You're losing your marbles.Copy !req
201. That's what I
figured you'd say.Copy !req
202. Okay, forget it.Copy !req
203. You're a
stupid cow.Copy !req
204. A bird brain!Copy !req
205. Or else you're up to something.Copy !req
206. Joe, baby...Copy !req
207. "joe, baby."Copy !req
208. Never mind that
"joe, baby" stuff.Copy !req
209. I'm on to you.Copy !req
210. You're trying
to trap me!Copy !req
211. Well, you'll have to
get up mighty earlyCopy !req
212. in the morning, see?Copy !req
213. Youaresick.Copy !req
214. Now, listen...Copy !req
215. you go back
into the kitchen,Copy !req
216. look up that repair guy
in the phone book.Copy !req
217. Tell him to come back here,
you understand?Copy !req
218. All right, joe.Copy !req
219. Because if he don't,
so help me,Copy !req
220. I'll go down to his shop,
wherever it is,Copy !req
221. and drag him here!Copy !req
222. Who do you two think
you're fooling with?Copy !req
223. Okay, okay, I'll
call him right away!Copy !req
224. Meanwhile, you
get in bed.Copy !req
225. Hello, dr. Saltman,
this is mrs. Britt.Copy !req
226. Could you come
right over, please?Copy !req
227. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
228. I'll kill you!Copy !req
229. Now turn on
the tv, joe!Copy !req
230. You, you...!Copy !req
231. Come on! Come on!
Give it up!Copy !req
232. You, you... you call
yourself a wife?Copy !req
233. You dirty...!Copy !req
234. Well, you will, huh?Copy !req
235. Going to kill me,
are you?Copy !req
236. I'll kill you!Copy !req
237. Let me go!Copy !req
238. Phyllis...Copy !req
239. phyllis!Copy !req
240. What have I done?Copy !req
241. Phyllis...Copy !req
242. phyllis!Copy !req
243. Now what's the
matter, joe?Copy !req
244. Joe, what's the matter?Copy !req
245. What's the matter?Copy !req
246. Can't you hear?Copy !req
247. Can't you see?Copy !req
248. Look!Copy !req
249. Oh, god...Copy !req
250. it's a trick!Copy !req
251. Well, I've given him a sedativeCopy !req
252. and I'll write
a prescriptionCopy !req
253. for some tranquilizers.Copy !req
254. And we'll just have
to wait and see.Copy !req
255. Perhaps it would be wiseCopy !req
256. for you to seek
more expert advice.Copy !req
257. I'm only a family doctor,
you know,Copy !req
258. and psychiatry
is not my specialty.Copy !req
259. However, I feel that
your husband's conditionCopy !req
260. could be
relatively simple.Copy !req
261. I read an interesting paper
on researchCopy !req
262. that might apply
to your husband's condition.Copy !req
263. What condition,
doctor?Copy !req
264. Well, according
to this article,Copy !req
265. it's possible for anyone
to have delusionsCopy !req
266. directly attributable
to our overmechanized culture.Copy !req
267. Really?Copy !req
268. Mm. Now, you say
he's a tv addict.Copy !req
269. Well, perhaps
he's been staringCopy !req
270. at this electronic blessing,
the television set,Copy !req
271. for so long that its life
has become his.Copy !req
272. Yeah?Copy !req
273. And he's reached
such a stage of confusionCopy !req
274. that he no longer knows
whether he's watchingCopy !req
275. the action
or participating in it.Copy !req
276. Now, mind you,
this is not an illnessCopy !req
277. affecting only the juvenile
or moronic.Copy !req
278. I, on occasion,
have found myself askingCopy !req
279. for sutures and spongesCopy !req
280. during operations performed
by television surgeons.Copy !req
281. Oh?Copy !req
282. Uh, but never mind.Copy !req
283. In mr. Britt's case,
I rather feelCopy !req
284. he thinks
he has murdered you.Copy !req
285. What?Copy !req
286. Or rather,
that he will.Copy !req
287. He seems to be
quite bewilderedCopy !req
288. regarding the past,
present and future.Copy !req
289. Well, in any case,
it could be serious,Copy !req
290. so would you have him
in my officeCopy !req
291. first thing
in the morning, hmm?Copy !req
292. All right, doctor.Copy !req
293. And see that he gets
a good night's rest tonight.Copy !req
294. Good night.Copy !req
295. Good night, doctor.Copy !req
296. Now, you folks out there
in tv land,Copy !req
297. you know old country boy's
not joshing youCopy !req
298. when he tells you
that this saleCopy !req
299. ain't gonna be going on
much longer.Copy !req
300. 'Cause fast as we move 'em in
now, we're gonna herd 'em out.Copy !req
301. We buy by the herd,
and we sells 'em by the herd.Copy !req
302. Oh, for you folks uptown,
that's called volume buying.Copy !req
303. Well, now, shucks,
about all a country boy can doCopy !req
304. with a buck or two
he makes on a saleCopy !req
305. is to keep the lights on,
pay the ranch hands.Copy !req
306. Now, you know that old country
boy shoots straight with you.Copy !req
307. I mean, he tells you right nowCopy !req
308. if any of his beauties
come up late.Copy !req
309. Will you take this little philly
right here?Copy !req
310. Hot dog, this one...Copy !req
311. phyllis.Copy !req
312. The doctor wants you
to go to sleep.Copy !req
313. That's why he gave you
a sedative.Copy !req
314. I can't sleep.Copy !req
315. You wouldn't be
able to, either,Copy !req
316. if you'd seen
what I did.Copy !req
317. Well, stay awake.Copy !req
318. Only, what you saw-Copy !req
319. I don't want
to hear about it.Copy !req
320. He told you?Copy !req
321. Yes. He said
not to worry.Copy !req
322. He said... he said
for you to just go to sleepCopy !req
323. and everything
would be fine.Copy !req
324. Is there anything
I can get you?Copy !req
325. No, no, that's okay.Copy !req
326. Phyllis...Copy !req
327. yes?Copy !req
328. I got to talk
to you. Sit down.Copy !req
329. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
330. Every time you start that,
we wind up having a fight,Copy !req
331. and if you don't mind,
tonight I'm passing.Copy !req
332. I'll make sure there's no fight.Copy !req
333. Don't you worry about that.Copy !req
334. Anyway, I got nothing
to fight with you about.Copy !req
335. If anyone is to blame for us
not getting along, it's me.Copy !req
336. Now, come on, sit down.Copy !req
337. Oh, youaresick.Copy !req
338. You're not well, joe.Copy !req
339. If you were in
your right noodle,Copy !req
340. you wouldn't talk
like that.Copy !req
341. No, I mean it.
Come on, I mean it.Copy !req
342. Come on, sit
down, honey.Copy !req
343. Look, phyllis...Copy !req
344. you know, driving a cab
is pretty lonely work.Copy !req
345. You're all by yourself
for hours and hours,Copy !req
346. and in between times,Copy !req
347. people are
yelling at youCopy !req
348. to slow down, go ahead,
to take madison avenue,Copy !req
349. to not take
madison avenue,Copy !req
350. to turn right,
left, stop.Copy !req
351. And on top of it,Copy !req
352. everybody says
you're crooked.Copy !req
353. So... when somebody comes alongCopy !req
354. and smiles at you
and calls you "mister,"Copy !req
355. well, maybe you go all to pieces
and start to thinkCopy !req
356. the moon and the stars
are your private propertyCopy !req
357. and that it's spring.Copy !req
358. Well, you act like
a first-class donkey,Copy !req
359. kicking up
your heelsCopy !req
360. like you were
17 or 18.Copy !req
361. Get what I mean?Copy !req
362. No.Copy !req
363. Well...Copy !req
364. there ain't no point
in drawing you pictures.Copy !req
365. What I was trying to tell you
is that, well, you know-Copy !req
366. seeing you dead like that,
it was an awful shockCopy !req
367. and it made me realize that...Copy !req
368. well, you know what
I'm trying to say.Copy !req
369. No. Say it.Copy !req
370. Okay, I will.Copy !req
371. It took a shock like that
to make me realize that...Copy !req
372. that you are not...Copy !req
373. well...Copy !req
374. it's you I'm in love with.Copy !req
375. I'm touched.Copy !req
376. All right.Copy !req
377. I'm really touched!Copy !req
378. All right, don't get nasty.Copy !req
379. What am I supposed to do,
get all dewy and gooey?Copy !req
380. Am I supposed to fall
all over myselfCopy !req
381. because my husband of 27 years
finally decides he loves me?Copy !req
382. I didn't mean
it that way.Copy !req
383. After chasing
half the bronxCopy !req
384. and the entire borough
of manhattan,Copy !req
385. you pin the blue ribbon on me,Copy !req
386. which means I win
a used nitwitCopy !req
387. to feed, to pamper,
to keep and obeyCopy !req
388. till death do part!Copy !req
389. Take it easy, phyllis.Copy !req
390. I'll take it easy.Copy !req
391. I'd take
a butcher knife to youCopy !req
392. if you weren't in bed
and out of your right mind.Copy !req
393. Who's out of his right mind?Copy !req
394. You are!Copy !req
395. If you think I'm going to take
your dirty doings lying down...Copy !req
396. so some guy hailed you
on the way to the garageCopy !req
397. and asked you
to take him to yonkers.Copy !req
398. No wonder we've been short
of money for the last month!Copy !req
399. You've been blowing it all
on that flea-bitten floozy!Copy !req
400. Get out of here!Copy !req
401. You bet I will!Copy !req
402. If you think I'm going
to live with a manCopy !req
403. that's done what you've done...Copy !req
404. giving you
the best years of my life...Copy !req
405. I trusted you!Copy !req
406. Well, mr. Britt,
I'm going to take you to court-Copy !req
407. you and that fancy woman
of yours,Copy !req
408. whoever she is!Copy !req
409. Go ahead, if that's
what you want!Copy !req
410. That's the
thanks I getCopy !req
411. for wanting
to be honest.Copy !req
412. That's the thanks I getCopy !req
413. for wanting to turn over
a new leaf.Copy !req
414. Kill me- I'd like
to see him try it.Copy !req
415. I'll tear him limb from limb,
the dirty, rotten cheat.Copy !req
416. I don't know
what I ever saw in her.Copy !req
417. She ain't got no understanding.Copy !req
418. She wouldn't know sympathyCopy !req
419. if it hopped up
and bit her on the backside.Copy !req
420. Your honor,
the prosecution objectsCopy !req
421. to these interruptions
by the defense.Copy !req
422. They've had their chance
to refuteCopy !req
423. the testimony
of our expert witness,Copy !req
424. and all they did was to put
dr. Saltman on the stand.Copy !req
425. Now, even he testified
that in his opinion,Copy !req
426. the accused was sane
when he committed the murder.Copy !req
427. So in this summation, when I
demand the penalty of death...Copy !req
428. phyllis!Copy !req
429. I'll "phyllis" you!Copy !req
430. Phyllis!Copy !req
431. What are you trying
to do, drive me bugs?Copy !req
432. How can you stand there
listening to this?Copy !req
433. Joseph britt, you
have been found guiltyCopy !req
434. by a jury of your peers.Copy !req
435. It is the judgment
of this courtCopy !req
436. that you be taken to the
sing sing state prisonCopy !req
437. and there be
kept in custodyCopy !req
438. and put to deathCopy !req
439. in a manner
provided by the law.Copy !req
440. How can you just stand there?Copy !req
441. You must be bugs!Copy !req
442. What you see is
in your mind, joe,Copy !req
443. and what you hear
is your conscience.Copy !req
444. There, take a good look!Copy !req
445. Turn it off.Copy !req
446. Why? It's just another
program like wrestling.Copy !req
447. Let's watch it together.Copy !req
448. I haven't had a
good laugh all day.Copy !req
449. Get out of my way,
phyllis!Copy !req
450. Ooh, I'm so frightened.Copy !req
451. You scare me to death.Copy !req
452. Oh, my, my, how rough you are.Copy !req
453. Tell me what
you see, joe.Copy !req
454. What did you see, joe-
lady wrestlers?Copy !req
455. What do you see, joe-
a burlesque show?Copy !req
456. Fan dancers from yonkers?Copy !req
457. Yonkers?Copy !req
458. Fan dancers?Copy !req
459. Did you see
them, joe?Copy !req
460. Yonkers, yonkers, yonkers!Copy !req
461. Fan dancers!Copy !req
462. Fan dance!Copy !req
463. I'll kill you!Copy !req
464. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
465. I'll kill you!Copy !req
466. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
467. Now turn on
the tv, joe!Copy !req
468. Give me...Copy !req
469. oh...Copy !req
470. you...Copy !req
471. come on, come on,
give me that!Copy !req
472. You... you...Copy !req
473. you call yourself a wife?Copy !req
474. Oh, you dirty...!Copy !req
475. Get off of me!Copy !req
476. Well, you will, huh?Copy !req
477. Going to kill me,
are you?Copy !req
478. I'll kill you.Copy !req
479. Phyllis...Copy !req
480. phyllis!Copy !req
481. What have I done?Copy !req
482. Oh...Copy !req
483. I didn't really mean it.Copy !req
484. I killed her.
I killed her.Copy !req
485. Oh...Copy !req
486. fix your set okay, mister?Copy !req
487. Youwillrecommend
my service, won't you?Copy !req
488. The next time your tv set
is on the blink,Copy !req
489. when you're in the need
of a first-rate repairman,Copy !req
490. may we suggest
our own specialist?Copy !req
491. Factory-trained, prompt,
honest, 24-hour service.Copy !req
492. You won't find him
in the phone book,Copy !req
493. but his office
is conveniently located-Copy !req
494. in the twilight zone.Copy !req
495. And now, mr. Serling.Copy !req
496. Next ontwilight zone,
we move into new orleansCopy !req
497. for the mardi gras,
and we do it with a vengeance.Copy !req
498. Robert keith and milton selzer
appear in a bizarre storyCopy !req
499. of men, masquerades and masks.Copy !req
500. This is a small shocker
to wind up your week,Copy !req
501. and if it doesn't send you
to a psychiatrist,Copy !req
502. it'll send you
at least to a mirror.Copy !req
503. Ontwlight zonenext,
"the masks."Copy !req