1. YOU UNLOCK THIS DOOR
WITH THE KEY OF IMAGINATION.Copy !req
2. BEYOND IT IS
ANOTHER DIMENSION...Copy !req
3. A DIMENSION OF SOUND,Copy !req
4. A DIMENSION OF SIGHT,
A DIMENSION OF MIND.Copy !req
5. YOU'RE MOVING INTO A LAND OF
BOTH SHADOW AND SUBSTANCE,Copy !req
6. OF THINGS AND IDEAS.Copy !req
7. YOU'VE JUST CROSSED
OVER INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.Copy !req
8. WHOA.Copy !req
9. WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE, SIR?Copy !req
10. COLD BEER.Copy !req
11. COLD BEER, SHE IS.Copy !req
12. THAT'LL BE A NICKEL.Copy !req
13. IT'S A LOVELY LITTLE TOWN.Copy !req
14. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
15. I WAS JUST REMARKING
ABOUT YOUR TOWN.Copy !req
16. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, PEACEFUL
LITTLE PLACE YOU'VE GOT HERE.Copy !req
17. IT'S THE NAME THAT
REALLY GETS ME.Copy !req
18. HAPPINESS, ARIZONA.Copy !req
19. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
SHE'S CALLED...Copy !req
20. HAPPINESS, ARIZONA.Copy !req
21. LET'S SEE, SHE'S
BEEN CALLED THATCopy !req
22. ABOUT TEN MONTHS NOW.Copy !req
23. OH! WHAT WAS SHE
CALLED BEFORE THAT?Copy !req
24. CALLED BEFORE THAT?Copy !req
25. OH, VARIOUS THINGS.Copy !req
26. SATAN'S STAGE STOP.Copy !req
27. DEAD MAN'S JUNCTION.Copy !req
28. BOOTHILL VILLAGE...
YOU PASSED IT.Copy !req
29. BOOTHILL TOWN CEMETERY.Copy !req
30. 128 PEOPLE BURIED THERE.Copy !req
31. EVERY ONE OF THEM SHOT TO DEATHCopy !req
32. EXCEPT ONE WHO DIED
OF NATURAL CAUSES.Copy !req
33. WELL, THAT'S LIFE.Copy !req
34. AH, THIS TOWN WASN'T
A FIT PLACE TO LIVE IN.Copy !req
35. WASN'T A NIGHTCopy !req
36. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO
STEP OVER A DEAD BODY.Copy !req
37. THAT A FACT?Copy !req
38. ALL OF THEM
SHOOTING EVERY NIGHT.Copy !req
39. THERE WERE MORE
CITIZENS BITING THE DUSTCopy !req
40. THAN THERE WAS
ATTENDING SUNDAY SERVICES.Copy !req
41. AH, DO TELL.Copy !req
42. AND THEN, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
43. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO GUESS.Copy !req
44. EXACTLY... TOWN
TOOK STOCK OF ITSELF.Copy !req
45. GOT ITSELF A REAL
EFFECTIVE SHERIFF.Copy !req
46. PUT THE KIBOSH ON FIREARMS.Copy !req
47. BUILT ITSELF A JAIL AND A
GALLOWS, ENFORCED THE LAW.Copy !req
48. NEXT THING YOU KNOW...
HAPPINESS, ARIZONA!Copy !req
49. HAPPINESS, ARIZONA!Copy !req
50. WHERE A MAN CAN
WALK DOWN THE STREETCopy !req
51. AND HAVE HIMSELF A DRINKCopy !req
52. WITHOUT HAVING TO
CHECK THE MIRRORCopy !req
53. AND SEE WHO'S GUNNING AFTER HIM.Copy !req
54. NOW, THAT'S PROGRESS, MISTER.Copy !req
55. WELL, IT'S THIS KIND OF THINGCopy !req
56. THAT KIND OF BRINGS
TEARS TO MY EYES.Copy !req
57. OH, NOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE SCAREDCopy !req
58. TO SHOW ANY EMOTION, SIR.Copy !req
59. I KNOW THE FEELING.Copy !req
60. BEEN LIVING WITH
KILLING AND VIOLENCECopy !req
61. ALL YOUR LIFE, AND THEN SUDDENLYCopy !req
62. IT'S KIND OF LIKE...Copy !req
63. IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE SUN
COMING OVER A DARK CLOUDCopy !req
64. AND SHINING ON YOU WITH ITS
WARM RAYS OF BENEFICENCE.Copy !req
65. I DO A LITTLE PREACHING
ON THE SIDE TOO.Copy !req
66. WHAT'S YOUR LINE, SIR?Copy !req
67. MY... MY LINE?Copy !req
68. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
69. I'M ON THE ROAD A
GOOD DEAL OF THE TIME.Copy !req
70. SELLING!Copy !req
71. IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING.Copy !req
72. SERVICES ARE MY SUPPLY.Copy !req
73. SERVICES?Copy !req
74. WELL, WHAT SORT OF SERVICES?Copy !req
75. MAYBE I CAN THROW A
LITTLE BUSINESS YOUR WAY.Copy !req
76. YOU MIGHT AT THAT.Copy !req
77. THIS IS A TOWN
THAT COULD USE ME.Copy !req
78. WHAT SORT OF
SERVICES YOU SUPPLYING?Copy !req
79. I BRING BACK THE DEAD.Copy !req
80. INTRODUCING MR. JARED GARRITY,
A GENTLEMAN OF COMMERCECopy !req
81. WHO IN THE LATTER HALF OF
THE 19th CENTURY PLIED HIS TRADECopy !req
82. IN THE WILD AND
WOOLY HINTERLANDSCopy !req
83. OF THE AMERICAN WEST.Copy !req
84. AND MR. GARRITY, IF
ONE CAN BELIEVE HIM,Copy !req
85. IS A RESURRECTOR OF THE
DEAD, WHICH ON THE FACE OF ITCopy !req
86. CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE
THE BULL IS OFF THE NICKEL.Copy !req
87. BUT TO THE SCOFFERS AMONGST YOU,Copy !req
88. AND YOU LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN FROM MISSOURI,Copy !req
89. DON'T LAUGH THIS
ONE OFF ENTIRELY,Copy !req
90. AT LEAST UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN A
SAMPLE OF MR. GARRITY'S WARESCopy !req
91. AND AN EXAMPLE OF HIS SERVICES.Copy !req
92. THE PLACE IS HAPPINESS, ARIZONA,Copy !req
93. THE TIME ABOUT 1890,Copy !req
94. AND YOU AND I HAVE JUST ENTERED
A SALOON WHERE THE BAR WHISKEYCopy !req
95. IS BREWED, BOTTLED AND
DELIVERED FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE.Copy !req
96. WHAT'D HE SAY HIS NAME WAS?Copy !req
97. HE DIDN'T SAY.Copy !req
98. HE'S GOT A SIGN ON HIS WAGON.Copy !req
99. IT SAYS GARRITY.Copy !req
100. THAT COULD BE HIS NAME.Copy !req
101. BY GOLLY, THAT'S DEDUCTION.Copy !req
102. YOU KNOW WHY WE
GOT LAW AND ORDERCopy !req
103. IN THIS TOWN?Copy !req
104. BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A SHERIFFCopy !req
105. THAT USES SCIENTIFIC DEDUCTION.Copy !req
106. I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT.Copy !req
107. YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T
KNOW A FELLA'S NAME,Copy !req
108. YOU JUST LOOK AT HIS WAGON.Copy !req
109. WELL, NOW, THAT'S
REALLY NO GREAT SHAKECopy !req
110. OF A DEDUCTION, LAPHAM,Copy !req
111. BUT IT DOES POINT UP THE FACTCopy !req
112. YOU CAN'T STOP
THINKING ON THIS JOB.Copy !req
113. IT'S REALLY KIND OF A THINK,
THINK, THINK PROPOSITION.Copy !req
114. NOW SOME MEN DEPEND
ON THIS ALL THE TIMECopy !req
115. WHEN THEY SHOULD BE
USING THE OLD... THE OLD BEAN.Copy !req
116. BY GOLLY, NOBODY
COULD BE RIGHTER.Copy !req
117. AND WHEN YOU USE THE
HEAD INSTEAD OF THE GUN,Copy !req
118. YOU SAVE MONEY ON BULLETS
AND BURIALS AND LABOR.Copy !req
119. NOW HE SAID WHAT TO YOU, JENSEN?Copy !req
120. OH, HE SAID HE
COULD BRING BACK THE DEAD.Copy !req
121. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
HE SAID HIS LINE WAS...Copy !req
122. "BRINGING BACK THE DEAD."Copy !req
123. TELL YOU, I ALMOST
KEELED BACK IN MY TRACKS.Copy !req
124. BRING BACK THE
DEAD, I'M THINKING.Copy !req
125. WELL, HE'S EITHER A LUNATICCopy !req
126. OR HE'S TRYING TO GULL ME.Copy !req
127. THAT'S WHEN I RAN
OVER TO YOUR OFFICECopy !req
128. AND GOT YOU, SHERIFF.Copy !req
129. YEAH, AND WHEN WE COME
BACK, HE DONE AND LEFT TOWN.Copy !req
130. HE PROBABLY FIGURED YOU'D
GONE AFTER THE SHERIFFCopy !req
131. AND DECIDED TO GET OUT OF TOWN.Copy !req
132. BY GOLLY, THAT'S GOOD
REASONING, SHERIFF.Copy !req
133. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE DONE.Copy !req
134. HE'S OBVIOUSLY SOME
SORT OF A CON MAN.Copy !req
135. AND WHEN HE SAW JENSEN
HERE LEAVE THE SALOON,Copy !req
136. HE KNEW HE WAS
GOING FOR THE LAWMAN.Copy !req
137. SO, UH, HE FELT
HE WAS IN TROUBLE,Copy !req
138. AND HE GOT OUT OF TOWN.Copy !req
139. NOW THAT'S A VERY
FINE PIECE OF DEDUCTION.Copy !req
140. EXCEPT HOWS COME
HE LEFT HIS WAGON?Copy !req
141. GOOBERMAN, YOU'RE A VERY
EMBARRASSING MAN TO HAVE AROUND.Copy !req
142. WHY DO YOU WANT TO ASK
A QUESTION LIKE THAT FOR?Copy !req
143. "HOWS COME HE LEFT HIS WAGON?"Copy !req
144. "HOWS COME HE LEFT HIS WAGON?"Copy !req
145. HOW COME HE DID LEAVE HIS WAGON?Copy !req
146. SHERIFF?Copy !req
147. WAY I FIGURE IT,Copy !req
148. HE PROBABLY DIDN'T GET
OUT OF TOWN AFTER ALL.Copy !req
149. THE WAY I FIGURE IT,Copy !req
150. HE PROBABLY CHECKED INTO
THE HOTEL OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
151. BY GOLLY, SHERIFF,
YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT.Copy !req
152. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE DONE.Copy !req
153. YOU'VE GOT A JOB HERE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFECopy !req
154. IF I'VE GOT ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.Copy !req
155. JENSEN, GIVE THE
SHERIFF A DRINK ON ME.Copy !req
156. YOU'RE A REAL SPORT, LAPHAM.Copy !req
157. THAT'S REAL KIND OF YOU,
LAPHAM, REAL KIND OF YOU.Copy !req
158. REAL KIND OF YOU.Copy !req
159. HERE'S TO LAPHAM.Copy !req
160. SHERIFF.Copy !req
161. YOU'RE, UH...
YOU'RE MR. GARRITY?Copy !req
162. THAT'S MY FAMILY NAME.Copy !req
163. IS THAT YOUR WAGON OUTSIDE?Copy !req
164. YEP, THAT'S MY WAGON.Copy !req
165. SAYS GARRITY ON IT?Copy !req
166. THAT'S MY FAMILY NAME.Copy !req
167. WELL, MR. JENSEN HERE SAYSCopy !req
168. THAT YOU BRING BACK THE DEAD.Copy !req
169. NOW, THAT'S A FIGURE
OF SPEECH, AIN'T IT?Copy !req
170. YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
BRING BACK THE DEAD.Copy !req
171. ON THE CONTRARY, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I DO... BRING BACK THE DEAD.Copy !req
172. WELL, NOW, YOU
WOULDN'T MIND TELLING USCopy !req
173. HOW YOU GO ABOUT
DOING THIS, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
174. WELL, NOW, SHERIFF,
NO OFFENSE...Copy !req
175. UH, BARTENDER, PLEASE...Copy !req
176. BUT IT'S KIND OF LIKE A
PROFESSIONAL TRADE SECRETCopy !req
177. KIND OF LIKE A MAGICIAN.Copy !req
178. NOW, HE DOESN'T TELL
HOW HE DOES HIS TRICKSCopy !req
179. AND I DON'T TELL HOW I
BRING BACK THE DEAD...Copy !req
180. BUT I DO.Copy !req
181. THE FACT IS, I HEARD
ABOUT YOUR TOWN HERE.Copy !req
182. 128 DEAD IN BOOTHILL UP THERE.Copy !req
183. HAPPINESS, ARIZONA,Copy !req
184. WITH THE BIGGEST
CEMETERY WEST OF CHICAGOCopy !req
185. AND ALL OF THEM
DEPARTING THE EARTHCopy !req
186. WITH UNSPEAKABLE VIOLENCE.Copy !req
187. ALL BUT ONE.Copy !req
188. AND THAT WAS MY
DEAR WIFE, ZELDA,Copy !req
189. REST HER SOUL.Copy !req
190. A FINE HEALTHY STRAPPING
WOMAN OF 247 POUNDS,Copy !req
191. BUT NOT UNATTRACTIVE, MIND YOU,Copy !req
192. AND SUDDENLY I LOST HER.Copy !req
193. AND THAT'S WHY I DRINK...Copy !req
194. FROM A BROKEN HEART.Copy !req
195. HOW MUCH LOSS CAN A MAN STAND?Copy !req
196. KILLED HIM, POOR LITTLE
TYKE, RAN RIGHT UNDER MY WAGON.Copy !req
197. MUST HAVE STRUCK HIM
ALONGSIDE OF THE HEAD.Copy !req
198. HASN'T GOT A MARK ON
HIM, BUT HE'S SURE DEAD.Copy !req
199. WELL, IT'S ACCIDENTAL
ANIMAL HOMICIDE.Copy !req
200. WELL, THAT'S DECENT
OF YOU, SHERIFF.Copy !req
201. NO FINE OR NOTHING?Copy !req
202. NO FINE.Copy !req
203. YOU OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T HELP IT.Copy !req
204. ANYBODY KNOW WHO
THE DOG BELONGS TO?Copy !req
205. STRAY IS WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
206. I NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.Copy !req
207. I'LL TAKE HIM
OUT AND BURY HIM.Copy !req
208. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!Copy !req
209. THE PROOF OF THE
PUDDING IS IN THE EATINGCopy !req
210. AND THE PROOF OF THE
SERVICE IS IN THE PERFORMING.Copy !req
211. HALLELUJAH!Copy !req
212. NOW THAT DOG IS
CERTAINLY DEAD, IS IT NOT?Copy !req
213. AND GENTLEMEN, I SHALL RETURN ITCopy !req
214. TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING.Copy !req
215. I SHALL RESURRECT THAT DOG.Copy !req
216. NOW, PLEASE, STAND
BACK ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
217. OH, I WANT TO ASK YOU ONE THING.Copy !req
218. IN ORDER THAT I MIGHT
PERFORM THE OPERATIONCopy !req
219. COMPLETELY AND SATISFACTORILY,Copy !req
220. WOULD YOU ALL TURN AROUND
SO THAT YOU'RE NOT WATCHING ME.Copy !req
221. IF YOU DON'T MIND, PLEASE.Copy !req
222. EUREKA!Copy !req
223. OH, YOU GOOD DOG.Copy !req
224. OH, YOU GOOD DOG!Copy !req
225. THERE WE GO.Copy !req
226. LOOK AT HIM GO!Copy !req
227. MY DEAR FRIENDS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
228. CITIZENRY OF HAPPINESS, ARIZONA,Copy !req
229. IT IS WITH NO SMALL
DEGREE OF PLEASURECopy !req
230. THAT I STAND HERECopy !req
231. ON THIS QUAINT
PICTURESQUE MAIN STREETCopy !req
232. PERFORMING WHAT I
MIGHT MODESTLY CLAIMCopy !req
233. AS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT
OF SOME DIMENSION.Copy !req
234. AS YOU HAVE ALL SEEN,Copy !req
235. I HAVE JUST BROUGHT
A DOG BACK TO LIFE.Copy !req
236. IT'S DEVIL'S WORK!Copy !req
237. BLACK MAGIC IS WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
238. IT IS NOT BLACK MAGIC
AND NOT DEVIL'S WORK.Copy !req
239. IT IS THE APPLICATION
OF SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLESCopy !req
240. WHICH I HAVE PICKED
UP OVER THE YEARSCopy !req
241. WHILE TRAVELING EXCLUSIVELY
IN THE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAINS.Copy !req
242. WHAT I DID FOR THAT DOG I
CAN DO FOR YOUR LOVED ONES...Copy !req
243. MAY THEIR SOULS REST
IN PEACE... MOMENTARILY.Copy !req
244. YOU MEAN, YOU CAN
BRING BACK MY ZELDA?Copy !req
245. AND MY FORMER PARTNER?Copy !req
246. AND MY LATE HUSBAND?Copy !req
247. TONIGHT, DEAR FRIENDS,
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT,Copy !req
248. HAPPINESS WILL REIGN
IN HAPPINESS, ARIZONA.Copy !req
249. THE DEAD WILL BE
RETURNED TO YOU.Copy !req
250. H-HE'S STILL UP AT THE CEMETERY.Copy !req
251. HE'S BEEN THERE FOUR HOURS NOW.Copy !req
252. THAT PLACE FREEZES
MY INSIDES AT HIGH NOONCopy !req
253. WITH THE SUN SHINING DOWN.Copy !req
254. IMAGINE HOW IT IS AFTER DARK.Copy !req
255. I DON'T LIKE THE PROCEEDINGS.Copy !req
256. I BELIEVE WHEN YOU'RE
DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD.Copy !req
257. IMAGINE MY LITTLE
BLOSSOM, MY OWN ZELDA.Copy !req
258. ALL THOSE LONELY
DAYS AND LONELY WEEKSCopy !req
259. AND TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT,
SHE COMES BACK TO ME.Copy !req
260. GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
261. GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL.Copy !req
262. WHISKEY, PLEASE.Copy !req
263. YOU KNOW, THE COSMIC
IMPULSES TONIGHT ARE INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
264. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
265. I HAVE JUST BEEN UP ON BOOTHILL.Copy !req
266. ALL FINISHED UP THERE NOW?Copy !req
267. ALL FINISHED.Copy !req
268. NOW THEY'LL ALL COME
FILING DOWN ANY MOMENT NOW.Copy !req
269. AHEAD OF SCHEDULE, TOO.Copy !req
270. I HADN'T GONE FIVE
MINUTES INTO THE CEREMONYCopy !req
271. BEFORE THE EARTH
STARTED TO HEAVE.Copy !req
272. SOME MIGHTY ANXIOUS
FOLKS UP THERE.Copy !req
273. MIGHTY ANXIOUS.Copy !req
274. AH, BUT IT'D DO YOUR HEART GOOD
TO SEE THEM WIGGLING AROUNDCopy !req
275. UNDER THE SOD, JUST
LIKE SOME HAPPY COLTSCopy !req
276. RARING TO FACE LIFE AGAIN.Copy !req
277. THAT'S YOUR BELOVED BROTHER,Copy !req
278. ISN'T IT, MR. JENSEN?Copy !req
279. UH, JOHN, HE WAS KILLED
BY ACCIDENT LAST MARCH.Copy !req
280. WE HAD A GUNFIGHT IN HERE
AND HE GOT HIT BY A STRAY BULLET.Copy !req
281. THE SAME SIZE AND SHAPE AS YOUCopy !req
282. WITH A KIND OF A LIMP?Copy !req
283. UH... HOW DID YOU KNOW?Copy !req
284. YOUR BROTHER WAS THE
LAST MAN BURIED, MR. JENSEN,Copy !req
285. AND THE LAST BURIED
ARE THE FIRST ONESCopy !req
286. WHO'LL BE COMING BACK DOWN.Copy !req
287. COMING BACK DOWN?Copy !req
288. HA! I BELIEVE THAT'S
HIM COMING NOW.Copy !req
289. MR. JENSEN...Copy !req
290. IT'S YOUR OWN
BELOVED BROTHER JOHNCopy !req
291. AND A MORE DECENT,
HONORABLE CITIZENCopy !req
292. NEVER PULLED A CORK
FROM A BOTTLE, SO I'M TOLD.Copy !req
293. MR. GARRITY, HE WAS A
LOWDOWN THIEVING SKUNK.Copy !req
294. HE SPENT MORE TIME TAPPING
THE TILL AND STEALING WHISKEYCopy !req
295. THAN HE DID WAITING
ON CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
296. YOU DISHONOR THE MAN.Copy !req
297. AND HERE HE RETURNS
TO YOU FROM THE GRAVE.Copy !req
298. AND AFTER THAT UNFORTUNATE,
ACCIDENTAL BULLETCopy !req
299. THAT CAUGHT HIM BETWEEN
THE SHOULDER BLADES.Copy !req
300. MR. GARRITY.Copy !req
301. WHAT DO YOU CHARGECopy !req
302. TO BRING BACK THESE DEAD PEOPLE?Copy !req
303. ROOM AND BOARD, BUT MY
MAJOR SOURCE OF INCOMECopy !req
304. IS THE PLEASURE I DERIVECopy !req
305. BRINGING HAPPINESS
TO MY FELLOW MAN.Copy !req
306. WELL, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO INCREASECopy !req
307. THAT SOURCE OF INCOME?Copy !req
308. YOU'LL HAVE TO
SPEAK A BIT PLAINER.Copy !req
309. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO
PUT MY BROTHER BACK?Copy !req
310. NO, THAT WOULD BE A
DIFFICULT PROCEDURE.Copy !req
311. YOU SEE, MR. JENSEN,Copy !req
312. AFTER THE RESURRECTION
HAS TAKEN PLACECopy !req
313. IT REQUIRES A MAXIMUM EFFORTCopy !req
314. TO MAKE THEM DIE ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
315. WELL, WOULD $100
HELP THE EFFORT?Copy !req
316. SHALL WE SAY $1,000?Copy !req
317. WELL, WHAT DOES 500 DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
318. IT WARMS ME A LITTLE
BUT I STILL FEEL DRAFTY.Copy !req
319. LET'S SETTLE FOR,
UH... 750, SHALL WE?Copy !req
320. IT'S A DEAL.Copy !req
321. HE DISAPPEARED!Copy !req
322. HE JUST PLAIN DISAPPEARED!Copy !req
323. HE CAME WALKING TOWARDS USCopy !req
324. AND I WOULD HAVE BET MONEYCopy !req
325. IT WAS YOUR BROTHER JOHN.Copy !req
326. AND HE WAS WALKING TOWARDS USCopy !req
327. AND THEN HE PLUMB DISAPPEARED!Copy !req
328. THAT'S LIFE.Copy !req
329. BUT NOW DON'T FRET, FRIENDS.Copy !req
330. HE'LL BE FOLLOWED
BY ALL THE OTHERS.Copy !req
331. ALL THE OTHERS?Copy !req
332. INCLUDING YOUR BELOVED WIFE.Copy !req
333. YOUR LONELY HOURS ARE OVER.Copy !req
334. YOUR ZELDA WILL
SOON BE BACK WITH YOUCopy !req
335. TO BRING BACK
YOUR PEACE OF MIND.Copy !req
336. NO DISRESPECT, UH...Copy !req
337. WHAT I MEAN IS THAT ZELDA WAS
THE FLOWER OF ALL WOMANHOODCopy !req
338. BUT ON SIX DIFFERENT OCCASIONSCopy !req
339. SHE BROKE MY LEFT ARM AND
THIS POOR THING WAS IN A CASTCopy !req
340. SO MANY TIMES THAT
I DEVELOPED A LIST.Copy !req
341. YOUR POINT, MR. GOOBERMAN.Copy !req
342. OH, I WOULD HATE TO
DISTURB ZELDA'S RESTCopy !req
343. SO HOW MUCH WOULD IT
COST TO PUT HER BACK?Copy !req
344. OH, THAT'S A DIFFICULT
ASSIGNMENT, MR. GOOBERMAN.Copy !req
345. UH... $500.Copy !req
346. FOR ME IT WAS $750!Copy !req
347. I'M ASHAMED.Copy !req
348. I'M TRULY ASHAMED.Copy !req
349. YOUR OWN DEAR BROTHER.Copy !req
350. AND YOU, GOOBERMAN,
YOUR DEAR WIFE.Copy !req
351. AS A PUBLIC OFFICIAL OF THIS
TOWN, I APOLOGIZE FOR THESE MEN.Copy !req
352. I AM HUMILIATED.Copy !req
353. NOTHING LESS THAN HUMILIATED!Copy !req
354. I DON'T BLAME
YOU A BIT, SHERIFF.Copy !req
355. AND I COULD PERCEIVE IMMEDIATELYCopy !req
356. THAT YOU'RE MADE
OF STERNER STUFF.Copy !req
357. YOU'RE NOT QUAKING IN YOUR BOOTSCopy !req
358. BECAUSE LIGHTNING PETERSONCopy !req
359. WILL BE ONE OF THE DEPARTED
RETURNING THIS NIGHT.Copy !req
360. LIGHTNING PETERSON!Copy !req
361. YOU KILLED HIM YOURSELF,Copy !req
362. DIDN'T YOU, SHERIFF?Copy !req
363. HE WAS THE FASTEST
GUN IN THE TERRITORY.Copy !req
364. BALDERDASH.Copy !req
365. I SAY BALDERDASH!Copy !req
366. "LIGHTNING" PETERSON.Copy !req
367. YOU KILLED HIM ONCE, SHERIFF,
IN AN HONEST SHOWDOWNCopy !req
368. AND IF HE HASN'T
LEARNED FROM THATCopy !req
369. WELL, YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
370. SOMETHING, SHERIFF?Copy !req
371. YOU'RE GOING TO
RESURRECT THAT GUNMAN?Copy !req
372. WELL, IT WAS A MASS OPERATION.Copy !req
373. AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHERIFF,Copy !req
374. IT WILL GIVE YOU A
MARVELOUS OPPORTUNITYCopy !req
375. TO DISPEL THOSE
UGLY RUMORS I HEARDCopy !req
376. THAT YOU ACTUALLY SHOT
PETERSON IN THE BACK...Copy !req
377. LATE AT NIGHT...Copy !req
378. WHEN HE WAS ALONE AND UNARMEDCopy !req
379. AND YOU HAD SIX DEPUTIES
ALONGSIDE OF YOU.Copy !req
380. SEVEN.Copy !req
381. NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU FACED
UP TO HIM IN BROAD DAYLIGHTCopy !req
382. BUT THIS WILL GIVE YOU AN
OPPORTUNITY TO SHOOT HIM DOWN,Copy !req
383. IF NEED BE, FACE-TO-FACE.Copy !req
384. WELL, NOW, THE
FACT IS, MR. GARRITY,Copy !req
385. I DON'T THINK THAT PETERSON
SHOULD BE RESURRECTED.Copy !req
386. ACTUALLY... HE'S A
MENACE TO SOCIETY.Copy !req
387. THE FACT IS, SHERIFF...Copy !req
388. HE'S ALREADY ON HIS WAY DOWN.Copy !req
389. I DON'T MIND FACING UP TO HIMCopy !req
390. BUT WHY GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE?Copy !req
391. UH... WOULD, UH, YOU THINK $500Copy !req
392. WOULD KEEP HIM BACK UP THERE?Copy !req
393. LIGHTNING PETERSON?Copy !req
394. YOU DO HIM AN
INJUSTICE, SHERIFF.Copy !req
395. HE WAS QUITE A LAD WITH THE GUNCopy !req
396. AND MIGHTY ACTIVE AT THAT.Copy !req
397. NO, NO, NO, THIS
WILL BE A $1,200 JOB.Copy !req
398. SOLD.Copy !req
399. JENSEN, A WHOLE BOTTLE PLEASE.Copy !req
400. HAPPEN TO SEE A SCRAWNY
LITTLE MAN OUT THERE,Copy !req
401. KINDA GIMLET-EYED.Copy !req
402. HIS NAME?Copy !req
403. PERKINS. EPHRAIM PERKINS.Copy !req
404. RELATIVE? EX-HUSBAND.Copy !req
405. AND NO TIGHTER MAN EVER
SQUEEZED A SILVER DOLLAR.Copy !req
406. AND THE THING OF IT
IS, I'M MARRIED AGAIN.Copy !req
407. AND IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN,Copy !req
408. I NEVER DID CARE FOR
EPHRAIM WHILE HE WAS LIVINGCopy !req
409. AND I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD
GO THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN.Copy !req
410. WHAT WOULD I DO
WITH TWO HUSBANDS?Copy !req
411. A HUNDRED DOLLARS?Copy !req
412. FIVE, MADAM.Copy !req
413. FIVE? MM.Copy !req
414. MY FATHER-IN-LAW...Copy !req
415. MY FATHER-IN-LAW'S A BIG MAN,Copy !req
416. ASKED TO BE BURIED
WITH A BULLWHIP.Copy !req
417. THERE'S JUST NO
REASON WHY HE SHOULD...Copy !req
418. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
419. OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.Copy !req
420. MY WIFE LOOKED VERY PRETTYCopy !req
421. WHEN SHE WAS BURIED.Copy !req
422. COULDN'T WE KEEP HER THAT WAY?Copy !req
423. FIVE.Copy !req
424. FIVE.Copy !req
425. THE REST OF YOU JUST
PUT YOUR NAMES HERE.Copy !req
426. THE AMOUNT'S $500.Copy !req
427. THANK YOU.Copy !req
428. FIVE.Copy !req
429. WHOA.Copy !req
430. COME ON, BOY!Copy !req
431. COME ON, SPOT, COME ON!Copy !req
432. COME ON, SPOT, COME HERE!Copy !req
433. OH, YOU NICE, NICE PUPPY.Copy !req
434. OH, YOU'RE A NICE DOG.Copy !req
435. I GOT A BIG BONE IN
THE WAGON FOR YOU.Copy !req
436. YOUR REWARD FOR PLAYING DEAD.Copy !req
437. YOU'RE LATE!Copy !req
438. OH, ACE, I COULDN'T HELP IT.Copy !req
439. THIS TOWN IS THE RIPEST
PEAR WE EVER PLUCKED.Copy !req
440. THEY COULDN'T GET RID OF
THEIR MONEYBAGS FAST ENOUGH.Copy !req
441. WHAT WAS THE TAKE?Copy !req
442. CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN YOU
EARNED ON THE STAGE, DEAR BOY.Copy !req
443. PLAYED MY PART UNCOMMONLY WELL.Copy !req
444. UNCOMMONLY.Copy !req
445. I'VE BEEN CHECKING
OVER THE ITINERARY.Copy !req
446. OUR NEXT STOP IS TUCSON.Copy !req
447. WE'LL GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP,Copy !req
448. YOU GO IN THERE IN THE
MORNING, GET A LINE ON THE PLACE.Copy !req
449. WE'LL SEE WHICH OF
THE DEAR DEPARTEDCopy !req
450. YOU CAN IMITATE TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
451. REAL SORRY, FRIENDS,Copy !req
452. THAT I COULDN'T PERFORM
WHAT I LAID CLAIM TO,Copy !req
453. SO REST IN PEACE, ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
454. LET'S GO.Copy !req
455. OLD SPOT, NOW COME ON OVER HERE.Copy !req
456. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
457. YOU SIT HERE.Copy !req
458. THE MAN DON'T DO
HIMSELF JUSTICE.Copy !req
459. THE ACTOR THAT PLAYED
YOU WASN'T WORTH A DARN.Copy !req
460. BUT THAT THERE GARRITYCopy !req
461. SURE CAN DO A JOB
OF RESURRECTING.Copy !req
462. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
BACK INTO TOWN.Copy !req
463. I'VE GOT A LOT OF
DRINKING TO CATCH UP WITH.Copy !req
464. THERE'S A YELLOW
SKUNK OF A SHERIFFCopy !req
465. I AIM TO SETTLE A
SCORE WITH, TOO.Copy !req
466. AND THERE'S A LITTLE PIPSQUEAKCopy !req
467. OF A SOT JUST WAITING
TO GET HIS ARM BROKECopy !req
468. AND I'M JUST THE
GAL THAT CAN DO ITCopy !req
469. OR MY NAME AIN'T
ZELDA GOOBERMAN.Copy !req
470. EXIT MR. GARRITY, A
WOULD-BE CHARLATAN,Copy !req
471. A MAKE-BELIEVE CON MANCopy !req
472. AND A SAD MISJUDGER
OF HIS OWN TALENTS.Copy !req
473. RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED
FROM AN EMPTY CEMETERYCopy !req
474. ON A DARK HILLSIDECopy !req
475. THAT IS ONE OF THE SLOPES
LEADING TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.Copy !req
476. AND NOW, MR. SERLING.Copy !req
477. THE SUBJECT NEXT
TIME IS AUTOMATION.Copy !req
478. THE REPLACEMENT
OF MEN BY MACHINES.Copy !req
479. IT HAPPENS TO BE NOT ONLY A
CURRENT INDUSTRIAL PHENOMENONCopy !req
480. BUT POTENTIALLY A
SIZABLE CAN OF PEAS,Copy !req
481. THAT, ONCE OPENED,
CARRIES WITH ITCopy !req
482. SOME VERY SPECIAL
STORY MATERIAL.Copy !req
483. ON THE TWILIGHT ZONE NEXT
TIME, WE OPEN THAT CAN OF PEASCopy !req
484. AND PRESENT A BATTLE BETWEEN
THE MEN AND THE MACHINES.Copy !req
485. RICHARD DEACON AND
PAUL NEWLAN STAR INCopy !req
486. "THE BRAIN CENTER AT WHIPPLE'S."Copy !req